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35000645 No.35000645 [Reply] [Original]

Er... Kanako seems to be trying to boost her popularity by wearing Sanae's clothes...

Someone as old and... full figured as her really shouldn't...

>> No.35000694
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>>35000645
>full figured
I fail to see the problem here.

>> No.35000743
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>>35000694
It's unfitting for a goddess to have such a sloppy body

>> No.35000782

>>35000743
Kanako really let herself go.

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>>35000782
Very gross, these fat old hags need to stay out of the way and leave Gensokyo to the younger generation

>> No.35002542

kanakp flash!
pa pa paya! pa paya pa! wow!

>> No.35004205
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Hagako

>> No.35005184

>>35000645
oh come on, anon, you make it sound like she's some fat old lady...

oh yeah, never mind

>> No.35005307

Kanako, the original OLhu (old lady)

>> No.35012711

Kanakp, the faith businessman.

>> No.35013183

>>35000645
But those are yuuka clothes

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>>35013183
Those aren't.

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>>35000645

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>>35000743
She’s not sloppy, she’s probably muscular under that fat

>> No.35023488

>>35020926
Marry the hag to lure her into false happiness so you can break her heart when you divorce her!

>> No.35023936

>>35022786
She's cultivating mass.

>> No.35028640

>>35022786
Those muscles are from ages ago. An old hag clinging to her glory days

>> No.35031661

>>35023488
absolutely do not!

>> No.35031696
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>>35020926
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you are all referring to as some "fat old lady" is, in fact, objectively the most fertile touhou in the entire canon. Look at her hips! Fertile! Bountiful! Look at her mountains of faith! They could feed a village, let alone however many dozen kids you have with her. Look at her! Divine!
Kanako is for marriage and incessant babymaking. Remember this well.

>> No.35036290

>>35031696
Fertile, and yet she's a fat old virgin!

>> No.35037922

kanako is the right kind of fat and old..

>> No.35038105
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35038105

Old women are trying to be trendy.

>> No.35047330

Stop calling Kanako fat. Her muscles might have turned into nothing more than flabby meat, but it doesn't mean she's gotten fat.

>> No.35047578

>>35047330
anon, let's be real, she probably took the Moriya shrine from Suwako by sitting on her

>> No.35050380

>>35047578
Kanako probably moved to Gensokyo just for the beer parties.

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>>35001099
Old maids alliance? More like fat hags alliance

>> No.35059426

>>35047578
All she had to do was point at Suwako's soldiers and they all turned into twinkies. It was so spectacular that not even Kanako wanted people to know that, so they spread the rumor that their swords rusted before their eyes, leading to Kanako taking over.

>> No.35061570

>>35022786
I like those cute lil fangs.

>> No.35062867

This dumb hag needs to stop trying seduce men she’ll forever be alone and never find love

>> No.35063753

>>35062867
She already is never alone and has never found love!

>> No.35067159

>>35063753
Yeah, she has Suwako... who has had male interaction! It's only a matter of time before Kanako finally gets a partner of her own!

>> No.35076687

>>35051149
My favorite alliance! I want to watch one of the meetings!

>> No.35082315

>>35051149
I never read up on Ichirin. Is she really a hag?

>> No.35086917

Why the hell do people think hags are salvageable? They're too old for marriage and have much higher chances of producing retarded children. In fact, younger girls are often frowned upon by older women that happen to still be singe well into their 30s, or in Kanako's case, well into their second millennia.

>> No.35087674

>>35086917
So what you're saying is hags need to be avoided and left alone?

>> No.35095095

>>35087674
Yes.

>> No.35100636

DUMB HAG DO US ALL A FAVOR DIE YOULL NEVER FIND A MAN WITH YOUR SAGGERS AND OLD VAG

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>>35100636
very rude

>> No.35112848

horrendous

>> No.35112966
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35112966

Women sex give me big boner

>> No.35121198

>>35100636
A little harsh, but the hag does need to understand she will never have a man.

>> No.35121343

Kanakp

>> No.35131341

Yasak

>> No.35131453

>>35100636
no bulli

>> No.35131531

>>35131453
She a old hag that eats a tub of ice cream on the couch because she’s a sad loser so she definitely has this warranted

>> No.35131553

>>35100636
Absolutely terrible. Praying to Kanako right now.

>> No.35131846

>>35086917
What makes you think that you will have an opportunity with anyone but a hag? You're just making your selection of partners smaller by saying stuff like that.

>> No.35140497

>>35131846
What's so great about hags anyway

>> No.35153719

>>35037922
Kanako is not fat.

>> No.35154725

>>35153719
hi Kanako

>> No.35159174

>>35140497
None unless she is a christmas cake. Then it means she is probably just as desperate as you are so you actually have a chance. Aesthetically? Big boobs and mature body. If she has good genetics then her body doesnt actually start degrading until shes in her mid 30s. And considering that 2hus are effectively ageless? Kanako here is probably gonna stay exactly as hot and smooth as she is now all the way until the day shes forgotten.

>> No.35169954

kanakp

>> No.35175187

>>35066831

>> No.35179525

>>35175187
??

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>> No.35180870

>>35180740
No, I don't want to see the fucking stupid frog!

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>>35180870
i believe in frog superiority

>> No.35197762

Since the hag is so starved of interaction that isn’t the dumb frog or sanae would she let one game a fat fucking WHIFF of her hair

>> No.35206537

>>35197762
What do Kanakps luscious purple locks smell like anon?

>> No.35206687

>>35206537
grapes and maple

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>>35206687

>> No.35221307

>>35206854
joke explain pls

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