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Remilia. Haruhi will get bored of it after 8 episodes, Saki will get 0 each round, Akagi will forget the flow of the game because Alzheimer's.

Oh fuck.

Akagi is a devil with plot-control powers and godhax mental skills.

Remilia is a scarlet devil who can manipulate fate.

Haruhi is *god*.

And Saki is fucked.

>>3516452
I think Akagi would be the one with the least chance.

Marisa will win da ze~

Suzumiya HARUHI.

>>3516469
Yuki Nagoto can only be played in conjunction with Kyon

Does Remilia even know how to play? And Saki is fucking scary.

>>3516482

Even if she didn't, she'd be an utter monster at the game after learning the basics.

Canonical manipulative bastard who loves "Just as Keikaku" moments? Power to manipulate fate?

She'd be the Akagi of Gensokyo.

Saki has bullshit MAGICAL POWURZ, but Remi would still win.

Akagi wins as long as he is protagonist.

I'd like to say Akagi, but none of his genius can beat the deus ex machina and plot devices only a god can cause.
So, Haruhi, even though I hate her.

>>3516488

The problem is that nearly *all* of them are walking Deus ex Machinae.

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

>>3516482

Remilia was a European vampire who loved Japan so much that she hopped on a one way trip to Gensokyo. Oh, and she gave her airhead maid a Japanese name.

So she probably does know how to play Japanese Scrabble.

>>3516489
>Deus ex Machinae

....You actually PROPERLY PLURALIZED 'DEUS EX MACHINA'.

There really is a god in the machine. I can die happy now.

>>3516489
they neutralize each other and cease to exist

>>3516494

Hah, I just looked it up, and Wiktionary says:

deus ex machina (plural dei ex machina or dii ex machina or di ex machina or dei ex machinis or dii ex machinis or di ex machinis)

Fuck, like anyone would spell it that way anyways.

>>3516489
The universe gives up and divides by zero ?

>>3516501
...Fuck, I was viewing it as one word instead of the full phrase it is. (i.e., seeing [god of the machine]s instead of [gods] of the machine) Nice catch.

>>3516513

People who know Latin grammar? On /jp/?

It's apparently more likely than I thought.

Eternal draw

Whoever wins, we fap.

>>3516525
Even Akagi?

>>3516532
Especially Akagi.

My 4 years of Latin finally pay off.


Not really.

I like to think that Akagi would win, simply because he is the least likely to. That's just how he rolls.

But then again, Akagi has lost against plot devices before. See his game against Ten, or the thing with the six hakus.

>>3516546
He's still a fucking Mary Sue, you know it's true.

>>3516554
>I don't know what a Mary Sue is, but I'm going to use the term anyway!

>>3516559
Someone with always the right idea at the right time, with over the top intellect and whose strategies succeed 99% of times fits the description fine for me.

>>3516566
Fits the description that you made up right?

>>3516554
>>3516559
>>3516566
>>3516570

He is a Mary Sue, and he's utterly awesome for it.

>>3516575
Until he gets Alzheimer's and becomes an hero.

>>3516566
>>3516570
He's a piece of shit that only gets sensation out of betting his own life, is only seen by anybody as a legend of mahjong and nothing more, and he cheats.

Durr hurr mary sue.

>>3516622
Read Ten you stupid bastard.

>>3516622
Whats bad about cheating?
The faggot is the one that is being cheated, not the cheater.Also don't go read Ten, you dont deserve it.

>>3516452
AKAGI