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>>35151706
Based satoko thread

Here, the unofficial filter

https://pastebin.com/dUpLDhby

Queen of /07/

>>35153345
Who asked?

Centitoko

>>35153476
She's cute, Does anyone have the gif of her dancing?

>>35153445
me. it was me.

>>35153492
yeah

>>35153536
The best thing to come out of these shit threads

>>35153522
Don't care, Post hidden

>another Satoko shitpost thread
Pathetic. You disgust me.

>>35153626
Stop being mean to satoko, rika! She loves you!

Hmmm

I love Satoko!

>>35154224
Platonically or romantically?

>>35154234
Yes.

>>35154234
I can't choose.

>>35154292
kino

>Yes, I totally like satoko. That's why I post this cropped 170x147 image of her in a bait thread and spam "i love satoko <33" every 3 minutes.
See, this is exactly why nobody takes satokofags seriously anymore.
We've been over this already and determined that most if not all current satokofags are shitposters, but since there were still a few anons who wouldn't believe: here's the living proof for you.

>>35154574
>We've been over this already and determined that most if not all current satokofags are shitposters
You're that guy from the other day who couldn't believe anyone actually liked Satoko, aren't you?

@35154574
>People like satoko? IMPOSSIBLE! YOU HAVE TO BE THE SPERG!
Do satokohaters really?

It's very cute to act like that. Like you hate Satoko so much, you have to actively deny that other people might like her. Or is it... because you want to keep her to yourself, and you're jealous? Hmm?

Should she wear white or black?

>>35154760
Red and blue.

>>35154760
White.

>>35154911
White and green.

>>35154760
White is good for her

>>35154760
Personally, black colored clothes always seemed to heighten the natural smell of girls to me for whatever reason.

mystery tomorrow

>>35155344
What time of the day?

>>35155344
Please, shut up with the mystery. It'll be post when it's done.
It's a very good contribution to the community, however posting constantly saying
>no mystery...
>where's the mystery?
and so on in every thread is tiring.

>No mystery
zzZzzZzzZ

>>35155072
Dark colours attract more sunlight, they are sweatier because of that.

>>35155427
Mysteryniggas just wanna have some fun. And it's not like it covers up the entire thread, unlike the usual sperging that goes on in these threads. Stop being a bitch.

>>35155427
it's supposed to be

i want takano to call me a good boy

Can someone add all mystery talk to the filters? I'm so sick and tired of hearing newfags whine about mystery's. It's off-topic and should be bannable

>>35155427
Anti mystery bitches should shut the fuck up

>>35155488
>hey guys I made a mystery *posts link* *soijak face*

>>35155522
This, Mysterys are now pure newfag shit

>>35155534
Sorry anon, but it seems like you're the one who has been filtered.

what's this? another attempt at starting pointless drama with obvious divide and conquer bullshit?
noone here minds mysteries, and mysteryfags don't care for the 'mystery when' spam any more than the rest of us do. shitposters kindly fuck off.

>>35153420
*succubus queen

>>35155618
>DUDE SNEED, DUDE HAMMER, DUDE ROOM X AND x XD
Fuck off /r/edditor-kun

>>35154224
Do you have a cutout of only the emoji head with the hair?

>Truth is, the loop has been rigged from the start

>>35155681
I clapped and screamed kino when this happened

>>35155658

>>35155665
I'm sorry, I didn't do it, a friend did. But I guess there are people in this thread able to do that.

strip mahjong with mii-chan!!

>>35155446
I was thinking about underwear rather regular clothes. It almost feel like I'm able to smell the scent of a character if their underwear is black, regardless if they're sweating or the pose. Weird stuff but oddly pleasant.

>>35155665
1. pirate photoshop
2. download picture of crying emoji
3. download picture of satoko
4. use curve pen to cut out her hair
5. paste over emoji and move it until it looks right
6. ???
7. profit

This thread is boring. Someone post oyashiro's curse motive

>>35155842
I'm posting epic get real Berncat instead.

>>35155842
She did it for cream puffs.

>>35155774
Duh.
I have photoshop and I will do it, but I wanted to make sure I'm not doing something that's already been done by someone else

The Hanyuu trap

>>35155658
Not even trying to hide it anymore huh sperg-kun?

>>35156181
samefagging yet again eh sperg?

Here's the hair

>>35156279
I needed this.

>>35156181
You're worse then the sperg at this point, We know that you've spammed at least one thread and at least the sperg uses /wtc/ Charcters to avatar fag. Why the fuck are you using L in a /07/ Thread?

>>35156311
>this threads #1 shitposter and this threads #2 shitposter... they're both me.

What does it mean?

>>35156494
Nice.

>>35156510
Maria wants it, but she ain't getting it if she doesn't take charge.

>Quadrillion
>Quadril lion
>Lion
>Ushiromiya Lion
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>35156494
Made it more emoji-like

>>35156590
Does Maria know about that kind of thing?

>>35156715
Considering the amount of shit she knows beyond her years, it's not out of the question.

>>35156809
make the eyes red

Okay, that's enough shitposting

Does anyone have the full image?

I was so interested in umineko
And then, i got to ep 5 and it's insanely boring, gou being so shit made me lose even more motivation.
Should i keep reading?

>>35157003
Okay, last one, seriosuly

>>35157226
Yes. It has one of the most Hype tea parties ever

>>35157226
just keep going, you're not done with the boring parts yet

Aw, fuck

>>35157226
>Insanely boring

>>35157644
Unironically The Funniest moment in the entirety of Umineko.
Seeing Erika get her ass clapped by battler Suggesting some 80 something Guy jumped off a 3 story building after hidng under the bed just for some late night fun. AND everyone just accepting it since it couldn't be put past Kinzo

>>35157708
And the smooth motherfucker just jumps down himself to demonstrate it and make Beatrice's hole extremely wet

>>35157708
Then the added layer that it was actually Lambda controlling Battler's piece to fuck with Erika makes it even fucking funnier.

>>35157817
Wasn't it Bern Controlling Battler???
It becomes ever funnier when you consider that Erika's ass gets clapped EVEN harder when battler takes control back.

Truly, ep5 is one of the best fucking episodes. Boring my ass.

>>35157882
Nah, just checked the script. Lambda was controlling Battler in that instance.
>"That `me' wasn't me. ...Lambdadelta was controlling him."
The fact Battler probably would've done the same thing anyway is hilarious though. Erika stood no chance, no matter who she was facing.

i REALLY want to have back-arching sex with erika

Hmmm

>>35156715
Imagine her getting increasingly wet down there. Feeling uncomfortable by it even if she's alone.

>>35157708
To be fair, it's not just a meme, it works in-universe because the whole family is in on it to trick Natsuhi into confessing. They let her get away with that insane explanation on purpose so she could be cornered even further later and blamed for the killings. There are degrees of involvement and multiple layers of guilt, with Yasu at the top planning to bomb people for real after tricking everyone into pulling this farce.

This is why Eva is in the mood for mysteries and smug smiles in EP1 and EP5, even though people have been fucking killed including her own son in EP5. It's why Rudolf was in the mood to show off on the stepladder. They knew nobody was really dead.

>>35157922
It's just proves that Battler really did improve a lot during those games with beato which is nice bit of character development right their.

i REALLY want to have back-arching sex with the rikachama

Is there anything more obscene than a cute JS girl spreading open her sweaty ass cheeks?

>>35157943
Crime, commit, want to, ah

Correction: ep 4, not ep 5
I said the wrong number, I'm bored of Ange.

>>35157949
>tfw Erika is a super autist and she's falling for every single scheme while believing she's some amazing detective

>>35157981
OH
EP4 is the second worst Episode in the Game After 2. Everything after that is godly though. and anges bullshit goes away soon dont worry

>>35157972
How about a cute JC girl blackmailed into fingering her hairy cunny and cumming out loud in front of all her female classmates?

>>35156715
>both ange and maria are fujos
I'm starting to understand why Kinzo considered the Ushiromiya blood so incompetent...

>>35158028
Imagine them awkwardly watching her do it for like 10 minutes in complete silence. Cringe.

>>35157981
That makes much more sense. Ange's backstory on a reread is pain.

>>35157817
This is still Battler tho, they explicity say you can't make pieces do things they wouldn't or couldn't do by themselves.

>>35157226
I really don't get how you can be "so interested" in Umineko and find EP5 boring. You people are so fucking weird.

>>35158025
the first 70% of the play in ep7 is boring as hell

>>35158124
He already corrected himself
>>35157981

>>35158064
>>35158025
The Maria scenes are too painful to watch, I'm tired of child abuse
Best scene yet was Kinzo manhandling Krauss with just one finger.

>>35158133
Actuallly I found EP7 to be really chill and good. The change of music and everything coming together was great too. I seem to be the only one who liked it actually

>>35157981
>I'm bored of Ange.
What did this fat girl ever do to you?

>>35157960
>>35157922
>>35158113
I always saw EP5 piece!Batter controlled by Lambda as basically being normal piece!Battler but he retained all the experiences and knowledge his meta self accumalated so far. It's really just Lamba being supportive of him and Beato as she's always have been

>>35158160
it's probably because i got spoiled but i can't imagine it would be very good on a reread either

>>35158113
That's another layer to the hilarity, in that you assume initially that piece-Battler only does this due to the influence of the witches, only to find out that pieces are limited to doing things that the original could do, thus meaning that even if Battler had taken part from the beginning he probably would have shown her up in a similar way. It shows just how fucked Erika was in that situation, and that there was no chances of her not getting humilliated in that confrontation. The utter schadenfreude of the event, especially with Erika's irritating attitude beforehand, is what makes it so great.

>>35158163
She's too cringe
>Goodbye, see you gentlemen
Fat retard thinks she's cool with her engrish

>>35158142
eh, makes more sense I guess, I never really found it boring myself but I guess I can see why?
Anyway, >>35157981 even if you don't like it now, the payoff of Ange's character at both EP4 proper's end and EP8 as a whole is so insanely fucking good I can only tell you to push through it, I swear it's worth it.

Ennnje is not fat. She's big boned. She took a good beating from Kasumi's henchmen like a champion.

How is he so good?

>>35158283
unadulterated autism my friend.

>>35158278
Their fists bounced off her blubber, that's why Amakusa still had to get her in the head to take her down. She'd have tanked that whole thing otherwise. What a scary whale!

>>35158178
>>35158181
There are no magic memories involved. Piece Battler can come up with all that shit because he's in cahoots with Yasu and knows everything he's supposed to say. Piece Battler is neither a super genius nor a magical man with meta knowledge. This version of him is an accomplice.

>>35158490
Also this >>35157949

How the fuck are people still unaware of the truth behind EP5? It's been a decade. How do you expect to understand the characters properly when you don't know the truth and assume things about them based on a wrong interpretation of the gameboards?

>>35158490
I'm not saying it's magic memories, I'm saying Lambda playing it is the equivalent of magic memories. Also being an accomplice changes nothing because since he's with them he shouldn't have helped Natshui at all

>>35158514
Because no one cares about your fucking goat manga and that if all of them being accomplice can be deduced
>Yasu at the top planning to bomb people for real after tricking everyone into pulling this farce
Can not be infered from the VN so it's worthless.

>>35157981
I like the Ange and Maria subplot. It's easy to be bored by it because at that point you're invested in a different story, and it's frustrating when it keeps cutting away from that to something you don't yet care about, but it's one of the parts of Umineko I've thought the most about and that's stuck with me.

>>35158514
There's multiple layers to the story anon, with multiple explanations to one thing all the time. Liking events as they are explained on a certain layer of the story is fine, it doesn't mean they don't understand the actual explanation.

>>35158628
Yeah same. Maria's story is also bascially a microcosm of Umineko's themes.

>>35151706

>>35159049
Imagine the smell

>>35159087
girls don't smell.

>>35159097
Bern is a cat.

>>35159087
Smells of cat piss.

>>35159049

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R6LjGED7yA&ab_channel=Fivda%27sUploadMess

>>35159393
god the soundtrack is so good

I wish a small, soft, warm alcohololi would pounce on me like this.

>>35159501
Rika-chama has so much fun riding Keiichi, I hope he enjoys it.

>>35159439
It's my favourite soundtrack ever and it's not even close. There haven't been day since I've started Umineko where I haven't been floored by the fact a doujinshi got a soundtrack of this quality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk7X1pdoboI&ab_channel=Fivda%27sUploadMess
Absolute masterpiece.

>>35159097
okay well you must not be a girl then which is weird bc i thought we all were

>>35159592
Anon, I...

>>35159592
h-haha yeah that's right all girls here no boys allowed amirite haha

>>35159592

>>35159592

>>35159592
[red] Womemes aren't allowed on 4chan.[/red]

>>35159877
Does Beato's presence on this website count as a spoiler then?

>>35159592
Nice to meet another female on here too! How did your transition go sis!

>>35159917
I refuse to explain.

>>35159917
Beato's presence doesn't violate the red truth.
Know why?

>>35159981
DONT SAY IT!

>>35159981
ERIKA NO

>>35159981
ERIKA DON'T

>>35159981
OH SHIT SHE GONNA DO IT

Hi I'm new here, from r/Umineko!

>>35160022
>>35160044
>>35160053
>>35160086
It's because [red]Beatrice is not a woman[/red] of course!

>>35160114
YAMEROOOOOOOO!!!!

>>35160114
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>35160114
Then what do you call these?! What are these giant mounds on my chest, Furudo Erika?!

>>35160114
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

>>35160172
Are you sure you want to go there? You can still escape this with your dignity intact.

>>35160091
Hi newfriend! Welcome to 4channel /jp/ /07/! The folks here just LOVE newfriends! We welcome everyone, It doesn't matter if you come from /a/ /v/ /LGBQ/ Or reddit! All is welcome here!!

>>35160229
You stop that.

>>35160207
[gold]You can't prove that I'm not female, I look and talk like a girl, therefore I am![/gold]

>>35160275
If you want us to believe you then take off the dress beato then we will know if your a girl or a boy.

I wonder how much of this "conversation" is just one lonely shitposter. The true humiliating secret any intellectual rapist can not help but want to uncover.

>>35160229
I wonder if Maria supports LGBTQ.

>>35160275
Oh, but I can. Care to take that dress off? You can't, can you? Not without spoiling the secret of your "giant mounds," that is.

Hi it's me the new redditor! Does any one know who pic related is? I didn't see him in the novel but he seems like a smart, reserved guy who has his way with words! Is he...French?

>>35160355
I'm not certain a nine year old who acts even younger than that really understands anything about that sort of stuff. I don't think she'd really care all that much one way or another.

>>35160379
There is no need, I can defeat you with words alone. [red]Kinzo was afraid to commit the same sin again. Kinzo's sin was having his own daughter bare his child. A male cannot bare children[/red] Therefore, I am female!

>>35160420

>>35160420
How disappointing.

>>35160401
Don't talk about him newfriend! I don't exactly know why, but everyone hates him! I'm pretty sure he's a racist sexist transphobe! He's italianon and he has one of his lackeys' who likes to destroy threads with his falseflags. Both generally horrible racist POS!!

>>35160420

>>35160355
What does the bible say about that sort of thing?
On a serious note, no, children don't have any real political beliefs. You can train them to act like they do, you can feed them talkingpoints, but at the end of the day they just want to be praised for living up to your expectations, and using that to groom them into becoming activists for any cause, no matter how just you think it is, is pretty vile.

>>35160420
Why did I leave this child alive.

extremely original "discusion" i see

>>35160420
Thanks kind stranger! I had no idea. In the novel found George to be quite transphobic and problematic so if this Italian is anything like him, then I'll avoid him like the plague!

Also does anyone like PEMDAS here :3?

>>35160588
The /07/ experience.

Serious question, why didn't Beatrice just make a phone call to Battler as soon as she became successor?

/^Redditor$/

>>35160613
All Ushiromiya's are slightly incompetent

>>35160613
Because she's a pussy ass bitch who can't make her mind up.

>>35160613
Maybe she didn't expect him to come back by that point? Maybe she didn't know a number to call him with?
Maybe R07 didn't think about it?

Ushiromiya Bernkastel

>>35160660
Who did she get married to?

>>35160690
Enje

Why didn't Rika just ask Takano nicely ?

>>35160749
if I can't have Bern I would settle for Ange in a cat maid uniform.

>>35160690
No one, I was thinking she was Battler's other imouto or Jessica's chuuni older sister or something.

Why didn't Yasu just talk to Battler about the promise instead of murdering everyone?

>>35160776
I swear to fuckin Jesus hanyuu if you don't shut the fuck up I'll personally rape until your nothing but a cum dumb. Useless goat

Senkyou no Igreja > Umineko No Naku Koro Ni

>>35160776
Ask Takano what nicely?

>>35160776
>>35160802
Poor communication skills due to autism

>>35160802
Because the Shanon persona was about to marry George and the Kanon persona was slowly but surely falling in love with Jessica? So she was extremely confused as to what to do, adding to the constant stress and axitity about her gender, the incestuous nature of her different relationships with the cousins, her growing hatred and resentment towards the servants, Kinzo and Nanjo made her lose it and decide to use her "roulette" to decide her fate.
But you knew all that 'cause you've definitevely read the VN right anon?

>>35160749

>>35160782
Thats even better desu.

Umineko but all the Ushiromiyas are witches and meta beings and all the witches and meta beings are now real people. Battler, Beatrice, Ange, and Eva are magical beings who somehow become ordinary humans at the end of it.

So in the original Higurashi does Takano inject everyone to make them L5 like Satoko does in Gou?
For some reason I always thought it was just paranoia based on their current circumstances

>>35161015
Definitely not. She freaks them out with her notebooks because she thinks it's funny but they go nuts on their own. The only person to be injected with H173 in the VN is Tomitake.

>>35157981
>being bored of the best part of episode 4

>>35161027
Ok thanks I thought so but Gou made me consider otherwise

>>35161061
You did read the VN, right anon? You're not a secondary, are you?

>>35161084
I read it years ago, yes
I remember she used Rikas mom as a live test subject so I thought maybe she was trying to get more

>>35159049
MMM MMMMM *SNIFF* *SNRRRRRRX* MMMMM AH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I like this picture.

>>35161015
How did Satoko even do it in Gou without anyone noticing? Is she a ninja?

>>35161435
No one knows yet.

>>35161435
I'd guess sleeping drug + injection. It wouldn't be odd to share some food with Mion or Keiichi and then they sleep afterwards (maybe in their own houses even). Akasaka also was staying at Rika's, so that would be very easy.

Oishi has the time where he goes after Teppei, where the group wasn't allowed to follow him unlike in Minagoroshi where everyone goes to Satoko's house in the same day.

Kimiyoshi seems more out there, but it shouldn't be that hard either with Satoko knowing everyone's schedules. The hardest one probably would be Akane, actually, since she doesn't even live in Hinamizawa.

>>35159592
I don't know if this is a reference to an ancient /jp/ fad where we all pretended to be little girls living in a mansion.

I hope Enje is enjoying a good burger right now...

Just had a dream about waking up my daughters Lambda and Bernkastel up for school and making them breakfast while they excitedly chattered about childish chuuni nonsense

fucking imaginary numbers

>>35157226
chapter 3-5 are the most kino of all, wdym. imo 6 and 7 are way more boring if you don't know what's going on

eva is so hot bros

>>35160420
BASED BEATRICE

these words that i created are really beautiful

>>35160489
Fuck off Italianon is not transphobe, just hate tumbrl reddit and commies.

yeah this mean hate the 99% of trans community....but not direcly it

>>35162967
Once again italianon your genius is unmatched, I kneel....

>>35160605
>being transphobic in 80s
THEN YOU MUST AVOID ALL IMMIGRANTS ANON

BASED REDDITOR

>>35160489
>sexist
checked
>racist
mildly, still checked
>transphobe
checked

>>35163045
>racist just midle

It's over, it's fucking over
ITALIANON LOST

>>35163052
It's ok I'm not racist to italianons!

Which ciconia would you fugg

>>35163362
you

>>35163362
Satoko

>>35151706

>>35163764

how would bern react if i told her i'm going to suck on her tits?

Higurashi but only Takano can see Hanyuu

Higurashi but no one can see Hanyuu because she isn't real

Higurashi but Hanyuu keeps eating your "cream" puffs

Higurashi but only Hanyuu can see Satoko

Higurashi but all the girls are lactating

Higurashi but all the girls are men in wigs

Higurashi but all the girls except Satoko are missing. I mean all the girls, like, all the girls in the fucking planet

Higurashi but Keiichi is the only male left on the Earth

Higurashi but all the girls are older than Keiichi, who is younger instead

Oh it's that time again.

Higurashi but it takes place in Rokkenjima

If Umineko but it's a girl getting bullied by wizards Ryukishi would've made millions off of fujobux. Is Ryukishi retarded for missing out on such a golden opportunity?

>>35164728
This but he is also the only male in Hinamizawa

>>35164772
night time is trully hell

MYSTERY WHEN?

>>35165537
When you start making good pizza

>>35165537
Okay so what if someone died in a room

>>35165761
call police

>>35161301
It's very cute

>>35165761
[blue]The person was already dead beforehand because this is just a story that serves as an elaborate framing device.[/blue]

>>35163764
>>35163776
would you Satoshi

The great Lady Lambdadelta had consensual sex with THIS?

>>35165858
Probably not

Did you know? Today is Satoko day.
Just like every other day!!

>>35165858
It was rape. Tomitake is faithful to Miyo.

>>35165872
thats every day

June 24 is 2 weeks away

>>35166039
How are going to celebrate?

>>35165901
Correct!

>>35166109
Why do I like Satoko?

I think Satoko

>>35166078
By posting and writing about Satoko, of course

Childish Gambino as Keiichi
Amy Adams as Takano

>>35166206
>Amy Adams as Takano

>>35166130
Anpuraya is giving me a weakness for Satoko's winter JC uniform.

>>35166284
It should be illegal to draw heads this cute

>>35166301
they are a little squashed and googly eyed but still pretty nice

>>35166347
They are too adorable.

>>35166355
That these two are.

>>35166449
If I have any daughters I would be such a slave to them

If Anon was my dad things would be different around here.

If Anon was one of Satoko's dads, I don't think her childhood would've been any better.

>>35166645
It would have been better if I was her dad because I would actually love her

>>35166645
I'm sure it would

>>35166645
i would never abuse anyone

>>35165901
OOOH HO HO HO why are you staring so intently at my smelly sweaty armpit, anon imasu wa?

Imagine everyone ITT was Satoko's dad at once

>>35166736
Lambdadad

>>35160854
>her growing hatred and resentment towards the servants
I don't remember that happening. Yasu hated servants who weren't even there anymore, and Kanon hated Gohda. All personas liked Kumasawa and Genji.
>Kinzo and Nanjo made her lose it and decide to use her "roulette" to decide her fate.
Wait what does Nanjo have to do with the roulette? Do you mean Genji?

IMAGINE Lambdadelta as your father, who's very disappointed in you. Whenever you feel useless, imagine Lambdadelta is your dad and give it your all in life.

>>35166810
>who's very disappointed in you
Lambdad would CERTAINLY see that coming

Unfortunately this is the biggest version of this picture I could find.

>>35166810
My dad already is already like that

What if Ooishi was my dad?

>>35166810
I'd rather imagine being Lambda's dad and having her call me "Papa."

>>35166872
I die because he's the culprit

If Bernkastel were my mom, things would be different around here

>>35166880

>>35166880
She will get corrupted into being a lesbian and there's nothing you can do to stop it. How will you cope?

after that goth slut next door bern gets to her

>>35166901
If she came in the house dressed like that she ain't no daughter of mine!

>Watch Higurashi as a teenager
>"omg these girls are so hot I wanna bone THE rika-chan imagine motorboating Mion"
>some time passes
>watch Higurashi as an adult
>"I wanna adopt Satoko so bad imagine tucking her into bed at night and waking her up for school in the morning when she's all groggy tfw no rika daughteru"
What happened?

>>35166900
*hits pipe* I have a solution.

>>35166917
We grew up.

>>35166917
i want a daughterwife

My mom is Featherine, my onee-chan is Bernkastel and my retarded imouto is Piece (I hate her). Lambdadelta is the name of the girl next door. I like her a lot, but she seems to be nee-chan's close friend and they go out to places together. I'm jealous of nee-chan.

>>35166957
>my onee-chan is Bernkastel
Ugh, I can't even imagine.

Imagine being related to all the 34s. Lambda as your imouto, Takano as your big sister, Vier as your mother, Jestress as your cousin, Meryl as your niece.

>>35167125
This but Lambda is my loligranny and Satoko is my imouto instead

>>35167125
And Satoko by marriage.

Foursome with Takano, Vier and Jestress

>>35167321
CUM

this thread isn't even annoyingly trash, it's just kinda boring for the most part.

Takano but she's really sweaty for some reason.

>>35167389

>>35166917
You've become a fag.

How about turning /07/th general into mystery VNs general?
It would bring more material to discuss

Beatrice exits!

>>35167482
Why don't we petition Hiro to make a /myst/ board?

>>35166843
It's just in the background of this one.

>>35167482
No.

>>35167497

>>35167482
That would be an absurd mess

>>35167482
THIS IS UMINEKO ANON
a mystery vnt hat violates knox and dine full of clichès will just make us mad

>>35167531
>>35167482
It's not like When They Cry is all about the mystery aspect. And Rose Guns Days and Higanbana aren't mysteries at all.
So yeah, that doesn't make much sense.

>>35167482
We should split into /07th/, /mvn/ (Mystery VNs) and /ssh/ (Satoko Syndrome Hospital) to cover all the bases and return 07th threads to their rightful comfy pace.

I envision a world in which /vn/ exists as a board. There the WTCchads reign supreme and all other VNpeasants kneel to them.

>>35167689
At that point you might as well just make a thread for every poster something.

/iag/ when?

>>35167501
>satoko will never cheer you on as her nii nii

>>35167713
Yes. A good idea. Definitely. Italianon needs his own thread.

Lambdadelta but with extremely large breasts such that she can't physically walk around and has to fly instead.

What if Phase 2 has a Satoko expy?

>>35167747
this with butt too

>>35167747
this with cock too

>>35167823
1 mile tall Lambdadelta with huge cock that gets dragged along crushing everyone under it

>>35165833
a hole is a hole.

Spelunking inside giant futa lambda's urethra.

blueberry Lambdadelta

Feeding Featherine so many cream puffs she becomes fat and singing "Augustus Gloop" from Charlie's chocolate factory forever and ever!

If Lambda fetishposting was genuine then where's all the commissioned fetish porn? Thought so. Now shut up.

>>35166936
more like you gave up on your dreams

>>35167782
It'll have a scene where Vier hits her head and suddenly starts saying ohohoho and desuwa a lot.

>>35151706

>>35167482
or people could just not post when there's nothing to discuss. the holo-apocalypse is over, the board isn't that fast anymore. there's nothing wrong with having the thread slide off page 1 occasionally.

>>35167905
I never had "fucking children" as a dream.

>>35167919

>>35167883
it's almost like nobody has disposable income anymore, anon

What happened to Umineko Gold?

>>35167940
It never happened. pure fiction.

>>35167940
Higurashi Aqua Regia (Gou) melted it.

>>35167939
I wonder how bad the recession we're in really is. it's difficult to tell from where I'm standing.

>>35167936
Clearly you're not trying hard enough.

>>35167919
>>35167937
Why? How? When? That is such a weird scene.
If they were in Lucia or back in 1983 that'd make some sense.

>>35167978
To have it as a dream? I don't want to try.

>>35167939
BS, everyone's been getting covid NEETbux for a year with talks for more in the works. Tons of people have disposable cash right now.

>>35167992
>everyone's
Get your head out of the gutter.

If only Satoko knew the true meaning of pulling Hanyuu's horns

>>35167992
>ah yes here's your $1000 to work with for the rest of the whole fuckin year sorry we couldn't get you more, anyway let's just raise our own wages but nobody else's

>>35168024
anon still lives with his parents, so for him everything's great.

Imagine being a respected Japanese artist who draws popular girls from phone games and getting approached by some American retard who tells him to draw a character from a 00's visual novel no one cares about, specifically with a giant futa cock.

>draws popular girls from phone games
Da Vinci killed himself in shame due to being on the same planet as this respected artist.

>>35168057
good for you anon, I hope you spent it on some good fetish porn before the value of the imaginary dollar drops another 2,000,000,000%

I wanna crawl under her leg and nibble at her neck

>>35167482
/mvn/ would just be pure autism
could work as a containment general

This image is more erotic than others. Why

I searched the internet for furry Bern and found no relevant results. Is there no crossover between furfags and WTCfags? Well I guess it's for the best.

>>35168172
does this count?

>>35168197
No

>>35168229
Fuck you.

yiff in hell

>>35167987

>>35167689
Make a /rfa/ Rikafag asylum too, and I'm on board.

>>35168259
This isn't /a/, anon.

Just make a WTC imagebaord

>>35167937
>>35167919
>>35168246
Some Anon said that fight actually broke out because Satoko said she wants to live alone from now on and Rika chimped out.

>>35168160
I had a dream like this except it was ME

>>35168287
Nice of you to share that with the class, anon.

>>35168246
This scene made me feel weird
Anyone else?

Takano threesome with Satoko and Rika.

>>35168314
Rika's face is just funky

>>35168317

>>35168328

>>35168328
wtf is that real??

>>35168363
Certainly.

>>35168246
>>35168287
Well, the dialogue doesn't say that directly, but the location isn't on the way between their house and school, which is probably what inspired that theory.

On the other hand, Rika is just complaining about Satoko not supporting her dream. You'd think she'd be more direct if she was complaining about Satoko wanting to move away from her.

>>35168160
The curve of her asscheeks is highlighted.

>>35168416
I like how she grabs K1's scarf with her left hand too

>>35168160

>>35168459
What?

>>35168405
>You'd think she'd be more direct

I'm terrible at school stuff, just like Satoko. Satoko is the most relatable character.

>>35168510
trash

>>35168510
based

>>35168510
kino

I have a drinking problem, just like Rika. Rika is the most relatable character.

I have several imaginary friends, each one worse than the last. Ange is the most relatable character.

I have autism, just like Maria. Maria is the most relatable character.

>>35168459
Rena's not gonna get murderous just because Keiichi is fucking someone other than her. Unless you think they're together at that point, which then I suppose would be somewhat justified.

I have a penis, just like Lambdadelta. Lambdadelta is the most relatable character.

Tokyo wouldn't abandon their plans just because Takano failed, right?

>>35168510
How about studying instead of shitposting on 4chen ?

borges anon died, right?