/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Go ask /trv/.

ok, watch all my movies

Get outta here normalfag!

This is like the higher rung situation of a weeaboo's step ladder in life. Don't act like a faggot, its pretty simple, listen don't speak.

If you don't learn to be confident and ballsy like>>3514140

you are likely to be killed.

so be nervous and scared.

>>3514135

OP here, this is why I don't leave /b/
So /jp/ is only for weabbo faggot shit and not a serious conversation?

>>3514150

Yes stay in /b/ and don't go to japan, if you didn't understand what you've been told here

ITT: butt hurt nerds
Your all sooo ronery... can't accept those with a life.

Reassure him that your meagre gaijin seed will be enough to impregnate his daughter with dozens of half-caste spawn who will carry on his family name for the rest of time.

Trust me.

>>3514159

You are posting on /jp/
I don't think you have a life
enjoy your father

>>3514159

Breaking news right there, bro

>>3514162
His name?

>>3514175
You want to be the one to tell him that she's taking a gaijin's surname, then be my guest.

>>3514162
uhh yeah
If we get married her name is changing not mine.

>>3514178
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>3514127
> yeh i readed dat on aпoпtaاk.com lyke just two day's ago lol
I laughed out loudly... NOT!

>>3514150
Go ask /trv/ and stay in /b/.

Don't come here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO5IDiYPXPo

Watch this, there is a part on how to handle the father.

>>3514188
Ok this video seems to be about how to date Japanese, in Japan. My GF has been living in America for a while now. Shes very Americanized and she kinda hates her culture. (she considered the black wolf in her family) but I want her father to like me.

>>3514196
Suck his dick.

The normal /jp/ asshattery in responce to a question I see.

Protip: None of the people who responded to the OP know shit about Japan.
OP may or may not be a troll.

>>3514206
lesson learned, thanks.
You'd think weabbos would though

Have a condom in your wallet. At some point the father accidentally finds it. Can't go wrong with that.

>>3514206
>OP may or may not be a troll.
WOW GENIUS DEDUCTION BRO!

Don't talk unless spoken to, don't show no displays of affection, don't stick your chopsticks in the rice, and don't you go nowhere in the kitchen unless commanded to do so, boy.

>>3514218
Oh boy a new tripcode to add to the filter.

>>3514223
Looks like a newfag~

>>3514232
jesus christ, boy. Shut the fuck up and go get a job instead of roaming the internet like some jobless imbacile with nothing better to do but wank and make fun of total strangers.

Dashed? Is that you?

>>3514243
>Telling /jp/ to go get a job.
Sure is trolling in here.

You might need to play through Kawashira's route in KiraKira, you'll learn to handle the father like that, trust me.

>>3514150
You shouldn't leave /b/
Come on now, back to /b/ with you~

>>3514573
I doubt that would turn out well since he's not Japanese. There would be resentment instead of respect.
I also assume OP doesn't speak Japanese so I don't see this ending well whether he does anything right or wrong.

>>3514587
He just has to go fishing with the father and everything's gonna be alright.

When you walk into her father's house your foot will hit a string stretched across the entryway and attached to a bell. When you look down at the bell, her father will step out from behind a curtain and behead you for defiling his daughter with your gaijin hands.

>>3514657
Exactly

>>3514135
Picture Mr. Baseball with 5 times less the baseball and 5 times more the mustache

>>3514222

Japanese don't expect foreigners to act like Japanese, they expect them to act like foreigners and shower empty praise for getting the littlest thing "right". That said, being polite is never a bad thing.

>OP thinks /jp/ actually knows anything about Japan

laughingelfman.jpg

>>3514685
they may do if they are fucking their daughter though...

>>3514693

>they may do if they are fucking their daughter though...

> if they are fucking their daughter

>they are fucking their daughter

HOHOHOHOHOHO

If you're a troll, go back to /b.
If you're for real (which i doubt, but incase I'm wrong...) just give the image of a serious young man who's got his life planed out. Let your girlfriend translate for you, but try to learn a few simple phases yourself, like, "good day", "thank you", "sorry". You don't have to be good at it, but if you show that you are trying, and you seem honest enough, you should be alright. Oh, and undo any dye on your hair. Elders ALWAYS BITCH about weird hair colors.