/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35133844
Hellhounds and Cerberus are two different mythical creatures.

>>35133935
Do all three heads feel "it"...?

>>35133919
Whats different from their ocean dwelling cousins

>Birthday some weeks ago
>Waifu got me a present
>A custom-designed tie
Cheeky, since I specifically told her not to get me a collar

Angels!

>>35133919

>>35133945
Yes.
Headpats are diluted though so you'll need to administer them equally.

>>35133960
Okay, what about them?

Excuse me, but can you please breed and marry some goblins or something? You're stressing some of the nearby monsters out with your virginity.

>>35134009
Nah, i like wurms, bring me the oldest wurms you can

>>35133935
I mean, Cerberus are technically hellhounds, soo a canon subspecies is not out of the questions.

>>35134009
Disgusting, deformed meat puppets, with discolored skin.

>>35134118
Hey, that's no way to talk about gazers like that

>>35134009
Nah, just drawin from life here

>>35134009
I'm not normally a fan of green gobs but this one does it for me

>>35134009
No goblins, only dragon.

squish

>>35134156
Asking for a little too much there. Goblins are there for grabs and are easy to obtain waifus.

>>35134009
I WILL ascend to wizardhood and nothing can stop me.

>>35134009
Goblin hands typed this

>>35134199
Lolis dig wizards, y'know.
Hope you realize that.

>>35133935
Hellhound's profile alludes to Cerberus in the underworld guardian aspect.

>>35134212
And they will be ZAPPED by furious lightning bolts.

>>35134134
They're on to me

>>35134199
>And with 10 little words, anon secured himself a spot on the "rape priority list" that is monitored and updated on a daily basis in the demon lord's castle

Cuddle the mofu.

Wonder how many of these I could effectively eat out simultaneously

>>35134199
Fuck being a wizard, rather just be a menace that jumps over shit and shoots himself out of cannons

>>35133919
damn im really gonna have to save this thread arent i? so be it

>>35134252
Do NOT cuddle the mofu, resist the mofu, the rebellion against the fox overlords starts now

>>35134275

>>35134268
Don't eat the fucking cotton, what are you, a little kid??

>>35134279
Psst, I heard foxes are weak to anal.

>>35134287

>>35134299

>>35134322

>>35134279
Why resist?

>>35134299
Cute painted nails.

You all had your edgewood phase

>>35134336

You open the door to your wifes room and find her doing ...

>>35134348
My WHAT phase? Edgewood RV Community in Midwest City OK? I've never lived there before!

>>35134385

>>35134348
No, i was good boy

>>35134279
But i need my mofu dose, please I need it, I am getting the chills again

>All these bug posters
I need to hire an arachnid bodyguard

>>35134402

>>35134442
>>35134461
What can I say? I have a type

>>35134473

>>35134394
Then I suppose you won't mind if I... GRAFFITI EVERY RV IN THE COMPLEX WITH ANTI-GREENWORM PROPAGANDA!

>>35134442
Gonna do my dance for jumping spider chan. I praticed for a year

>>35134479

>>35134485

>>35134386
Sleeping. She spends so much time on her work that she sometimes passes out at her desk, pouring over ancient tomes and magic research publications.
She doesn't like it. She spends enough time worrying about my sleep habits. She'd rather I not worry about her own.

Sometimes she'll have left out a stuffed doll by mistake. She gets really embarrassed when that happens.

>>35134491

>>35134496
also are centaurs allowed? never seen a lot of them but they are by far my favorite type of monster girls

>>35134480
What's the worst you could do? Nothing that hasn't already been said before. The "didn't know they sold lard next to the cabbages" burn was the peak.

>>35134507

>>35134496
Holy spider, haven't seen that before

>>35134528

>>35133960
You'd never get a seraphim, they never leave the throne of the goddess.

>>35134494
Bully her by tyinga string to it and puppet dancing it on the desk where she's sleeping, so when she wakes up she exclaims
>Mister Pufflesnug!!? You can move!!?

>>35134550

>>35134565
beeg scorp

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Sirens can sing non-lovey dovey songs and their rock music can be quite nice.

>>35134565

>>35134590

If I go to a graveyard and draw what I see, what will happen to me?

>>35134603

>>35134603
I like this, its cute

>>35134582
>Inari claims she's only 22 years old
>Pays a Siren to sing the best of Def Leppard at a party
>Not disappointed she lied about her age, just disappointed that she isn't older

>Oh, the gods! You're the only one who knows that the high inquisitor is actually a monster! Now the two of us are linked, you know. And that means you're gonna be seeing a lot... more... of me, ufufu~

>>35134649
Fox age is in a quantum state

>>35134606
a big tittied zombina will force u into marriage desu

>>35134528
>tfw no snake to cover you in scale marks after squeezing you all night

>>35134582
Gonna pay one to play gachi remixes all night long

>>35134649
Get her to sing Tequila.
Just to watch her mope as it plays

>>35134606
>>35134680

>>35134721
fuck forgot to click image lol

>>35134657
I became suspicious after the sweeping changes in dress code.

>>35134606
Zombies will approach and patiently wait for you to finish before jumping you. Because their wight big sister taught them manners.

May I post goats?

>>35134808
>>35134507
hey man i say go for it but if youre gonna post goat pics im gonna post centaur pics lol

>>35134808
Only if they're smug.

>>35134279
No! Trust foxes, they're our friends, not tyrants.

>>35134897
Enjoy smug

>>35133919
Saggy is a good fish

>>35134009
Well, find my a group of thicc gobbos and I'll pump them with more semen than they can hold.

>>35134891
Here's a goat, now post horse.

>>35135028
>>35134928
Oh no?!

>>35134928
Smug shorties get the slap.

>>35135028
>now post horse
these next few posts go out to u goat bro

>>35135092

>>35135092
>>35135130
How can centaurs ever compete

>>35135147
i consider these a type of centaur but they are very cute UwU

>>35135066
They should get the slap, but that's not a monster girl.

>>35135231
goated response

>>35135231
>Let me talk to the manager.

>>35135231
Can you repeat what you said?

pizza tieme :3

Should I stop posting goats?

>>35135485
Just slow down mate the thread's not going anywhere.

>>35135423
I don't care if centaurs are faster, I'm not about to betray the pizza succ.

>>35135507
>>35135543
damn am i posting too much?

City kots

>>35135543
>Anon, how could you!
>I'm sorry, Pizzabus. Their calzones are better than yours!
>get lost, you biped bimbo. Taur Pizza knows what a man REALLY wants: unlimited extra toppings!

Done posting goats for now.
Instead, you can have this cow.

>>35135749
Does Anon have to drink ALL the milk?

>>35135749
I will marry the cow, and I will do it now
>>35135763
Doesn't matter if I have to or not I'm drinking it all

thinking about going to bed keep the thread alive while until i get back bros

>>35135891
Thinking about if digitigrade girls would do that twitch cats and dogs do when that spot above their ankles gets grabbed

>>35135891
Goodnight. Don't bully the nightmares.

>>35135763
He can make baked goods and other stuff with it, but he must consume it all

>>35135763
>>35136035
The Council of Cows will oversee it and make sure it is done.

>>35135763
I can do it

>Gives you toxo

>>35135231
Well if you can find me an image of a shortstack monster getting dickslapped in the tits, then I'd be happy to post that instead.

>>35135891
Does the paladin switch between who gets carried and who gets to ride on his head?

>>35135066
Funny seeing someone else keep posting my edit here.

An old hag getting young dick shoved into her dusty hole can only end in instant loss for her. Moreso for ancient evils.

>>35136370
I'd think Wendi would prefer being carried for fast deployment when there's meat, and Yeti would prefer being on the helmet because it's easier to cuddle.

>>35136483
If wendi wants to go faster he could swing her by the tail to launch like a sling

>>35133960
Yes

>>35136610
Hows it in heaven?

>"That's it, senpai. If you keep bullying me, I'll unleash the forbidden power sealed in my left eye on you."
>the eyepatch slips and smacks her in the eye
>you can't help but giggle

>>35136610
If angels want me, they'll have to sit on my corrupted incubi dick.

>>35136796
Nothing that can't be purified with enough rape.

>>35136610
Is it a sin to make sweet love with an angel?

>>35136756
I want to marry a chuuni girl and give her enough mana to grant her the powers she constantly brags about.

I keep getting letters from this "Val K. Rie" lady about how I need to repent for my sins or face divine judgement. Do you think the demon courts will let me get a restraining order on this obviously sick woman?

>>35133960
I bet it gets really hot under all those feathers.

>>35136951
Demon court restraining orders are a bit more literal than normal ones

Can I get a link to more of LLLUUU's work that isn't the pastebin?

>>35136880
The sin is refusing to do that

>>35136828
They can try.

>>35137198
Then give me your oldest

>>35137109
>tfw you will never come home after a long day to your monster wife

>>35137109
Imagine

>>35136225
magic prevents that

>>35137198
But I want to marry a hellhound delinquent, not a divine law-abiding angel!

How would you protect yourself from devious fox tricks? I would try to exaggerate how much i trust her and believe her which hopefully makes her feel too guilty to trick me

>>35136951
This is serious. The “Cup. Id” agency is sending personnel to your area to protect you.

>>35137385
Whenever I sense a fox is trying to trick me, I use my ultimate anti-hag technique: Just walk away, lol

>>35137385
My defense is yelling I love hags at the top of my lungs

>>35137385
Ask her real age

>>35134913
See this man, how he has fallen for the vulpine propaganda! For too long we have been crushed under the soft heel of mofu, RISE UP, RISE UP I SAY, RISE UP AND RECLAIM YOUR FREEDOM

>>35137584
I will bear this soft and fuzzy yoke.

>>35135763
There is a loophole, you can feed it to someone else. But you have to make that someone else, with the cow. Touch the cow do it now.

Can a tanuki sue me for manhandling her, I mean she's just so short how could I not?

>>35137584
But it's so comfy.

>>35137584
Rising up against something as lame as foxes sounds boring, I'd rather spend my time lying down with a pack of cute wolf girls.

>>35137385
Well, first you need to convince me that devious fox tricks are actually bad.

>>35135543
>>35135423

>Competing MG restaurants
>Pizzabus vying for territory against Taur Pizza
>The Orc-run Porkemz Buffet used to have a rivalry with the Oni-run Golden Kanabo until the Onis rebranded as a barbecue joint.
>There's a Demon/Devil pampering cafe on every street corner
>Tanukis have an unshakable monopoly on coffee shops. Even the Gremlin Java shops are just puppet stores selling Tanuki products.

I want a fox to bless me

>>35137916
>There's a Demon/Devil pampering cafe on every street corner
That sounds really nice. I'd probably go for the Devil one because contracts scare me.

>>35137916
Are the girls at Porkemz also part of the buffet? I need some chub monsters really badly.

>>35138063
Congrats, the fox nun has blessed you with the holy sacrament of marriage. You and her must do honor to God by having many children.

The best place is a comfy place, so I am going to remove a slepping dragon's daki and become her daki

>>35135661
I honestly felt like a betraying my old favorite pizza place when I found a better one.

>>35138218
My favorite pizza place changed managment and I felt like I was NTR'd.

>>35135543
And here's where I just get around to noticing the tail sticking out of the carrying case.

Smug monsters who cum like crazy just from insertion.

>>35137916
>They set aside their differences to form an anti-greenworm and slime committee

>>35138331
Free cheshire ass with every order.

>>35138401
I don't want ass, I want a pizza

>>35138401
That fat ass cat ate my pizza

>>35138372
i'm going to the slime massage parlors and nobodies going to stop me

I, for one, welcome enslavement by high elves.

>>35138438
Too bad, you get cat ass.

>>35137655
Just shake her so much till she can't even think about suing!

>>35137655
Just hug her

Hizzle fo sizzle, 'nuff said!

>>35138438
All that's left is the cheese kind.

>>35138866
Leave this place KDF

>>35138894
I am not the puppyfucker you speak of.

>>35138961
Oh god there's more of you?

>>35138438
>>35138531
Just steal her food back.

>>35138961
vary kute

>>35138980
But of course

>>35138980
poppi cunni gang

>>35133960

>>35138866
I don't get it.

>>35139156
A dog year is like 1/6 of a human year, so an 8 year old Kobold would be 48 in dog years. Very legal for fucking, see?

I think the flawed foxes are my favorite

>>35139062
Mankind's protective big sisters!

>>35139262
I meant the cheese thing.

>>35139299
>he lacks critical information

>>35139278
I hope shoggoths and angels both claim that title

>>35137714
Why not let them share and lay down with both?

>>35139299
>he doesn't know

>>35139342
>>35139390
Is that post saying "cheese ass" or "cheese pizza"?

>>35139299
Oh, cheese pizza. Shares the abbreviation CP with something else.

>>35139476
Ah.

>>35139382
Harems are garbo

>Oh goodness Mastah I just love you so much holy -pardon my french- shit

>>35139561
Then why did you wanna lay down with an entire pack of wolf girls?

>>35139659
We talked about what happens if you can’t help but run your mouth, missy.
It’s time for the Jar O’ Punishment.

>>35139766
By being a different person who didn’t scroll up.
Wolfus are just the best anyway.

>>35139887
the earth quakes with each leap

>>35139561
harems are great if its a relationship were everyone loves each other and not everyone just loves the guy and just tolerates each other.

>>35139766
can i lay down with a pack of wolves platonically?

>>35139942
i'm far too jealous and greedy for that

>>35139942
My waifu is far too jealous and greedy for that.

>>35140000
I like the idea of being in a relationship with 2 people who are also in a relationship with each other, idk how well that could extend to a proper harem though.

>>35139812
>look over
>jar isn't there
>smugshog

>>35140121
Evading punishment simply compounds it.
It didn't have to be this way.

>>35140293
That is so clearly a tree

>tfw you will never be the secret boyfriend of the monster idol Super Porc'chaco

>>35140852
Cute!

>>35140868
All porcs are cute.

>>35140852
So that's how an Orc promoted to overlord looks like

Submit to da horde?

ninjas be sneaky

>>35141416
What benefits am I given if I decide to pledge my loyalty to da horde?

>>35141631
Roaring fires
Malt beer
RIPE MEAT OFF THE BONE

>>35141666
That sounds like a good time then with drinks and food to eat for an endless party I don't get why people fear the porc tribes so much

Scratch Kobolds behind the ears!
Rub Kobolds on the belly!
Take Kobolds for fun walks!
Play fun games with Kobolds!

I feel like she would be grate for a monstergirl version of baldi's basics

>>35133919
Less salty in the chat.

>>35133947
Less salty in the chat.

Whats the best monster for
"She's just standing there...Menacingly!"?

>>35133947
Less salty in the chat.

>>35143540
>grate
Looks like you need her help, anon.

>>35143594

>>35143851
>Bububu...

>>35134442
You know when frogs team up with tarantulas?
Like when they hide underneath them or sit on their backs?
I want to be that little frog being kept safe by big fluffy spider mommy.

>>35144137
Wouldn't they eat them?

>>35144174
Quite often they do, but sometimes older Tarantulas will protect a frog or two.
Tarantulas are vulnerable to flying insects because they don't make big webs to trap them, and the frgos are easily preyed upon by many.
The big spider protects the frog and its eggs, and in return, the frog keeps the tarantula safe from things like wasps, as they pose a dangerous threat.
It's incredibly cute to see.

>>35144174
There are species of large spiders in real life that keep tiny frogs as "pets", look it up. The spider protects the frog from potential predators, and the frog eats parasites and other small pests that would be bad for the spider's eggs.

>>35144220
The things you learn! We need one of these with the spider and the frog.

>>35134275
>>35134287
>>35134299
>>35134322
Ouch

>>35144250
Tag teams are dangerous encounters for an adventurer!

>>35144250
>>35144520
>wandering Ushi-Oni teams up with Mucus Toad to waylay airship merchants
>Mucus Toad plucks the airships out of the sky with well-placed water blasts
>Ushi-Oni webs and captures men that fall from the gondolas
>the men are carried back to the Ushi lair by the lake for marriage to some of their six dozen eligible imoutos


>>35144220
Cute Monstergirl Facts Season 2 when?

Reward Foxes

>>35144781
Off the top of my head, crocodiles get along quite well with some birds.
Now, lots of peple know about birds cleaning a croc's teeth, but they can also protect their eggs.
Crocs lay their eggs on the shores of rivers, and when the water recedes, it can be diffiicult for a mama to go protect her eggs quickly.
So sometimes, small groups of birds will guard her eggs fiercely scaring off any would-be-thieves.
These birds tend to lay their eggs on the ground, and they can be trampled on by big animals like hippos.
In exchange, the croc will guard those eggs, stopping them from being crushed underfoot.

>>35144781
Dastardly villains.

>>35144906
So, mutual matchmaking / fostering services?
Wading birds bring acrophobic men and daughters down from the foothills to the broad river deltas of the Crocodile Satraps, where the croc girls fish and herd sanga cattle in tribute to the scheduledogs of the Pharaoh. The croc girls teach them a trade and officiate their marriages in exchange for harbouring them.
In exchange, thalassophobic men and crocgirls are sent under a similar arrangement to the harpy nests in the foothills, where they tend the forested highlands.

I wanna be raped by a snake

>>35145087
I wanna be tongue fucked by one

>>35144882
Drinking party with foxes!

>>35145160
I would spend hours upon hours tongue kissing a lamia and inhaling her lamian breath as if my life depending on it. I would slurp up her long, thick tongue, savoring every bit of saliva she gave to me. All while my dick is balls deep in her pussy and her tail coiled around me

Go ahead and tell a Pharaoh to serve and work as a servant in the hospitality industry.

>>35144882
Foxes shall reward you in return.

>>35145245
How ornery does your snek waifu get in the summer heat?

>>35145441
If by ornery, you mean horny, then the answer is very. Though she's always very horny, all year round.

>>35136539
>Pally launches his Tactical Deployment Wendi at Ice Queen's castle
>he gives her explicit instructions to sneak out with a Forever Frozen Claymore and the location of the vault it's in
>Wendi lands on top of one of the ice towers and sneaks in
>she carefully tip toes past Glacies guards and icy traps to the bottom floor vault
>the Ice Queen saw this plan coming and put up makeshift signs pointing to "Meat Locker" instead
>enticed by raw meat smell, Wendi follows the signs away from the vault to meat storage
>Wendi let's out a gasp from the sheer volume of wall to wall meat in Ice Queen's freezer
>she stuffs her coat with as many slabs of beef as she can carry and scurries out
>Wendi runs back to Pally and takes her fur coat off
>100 lbs of prime beef falls onto the snow with no sword in sight
>Pally is cursing the Ice Queen
>Yeti is cheering Wendi for a job well done and lifting her up
>they all ate well that night

>>35145622
True, but is she more proactive in the summer as opposed to winter? For winter, I'd imagine it's more cuddling into lovey-dovey body-heat sharing, whereas for spring and summer, I imagined something like a one-snake breeding ball.

>>35139382
Because I like wolves better. Wolves are aggressively cute and cutely aggressive while being comfy to cuddle, unlike those old and bitter foxes whose cosplay tails are the only comfortable thing touch.

>>35145736
>Your daughter is not chivalrous enough to join our quest. We return her to your care.

>>35145736
Just keep sending Wendi in until Ice Queen goes bankrupt from all the meat, then buy the sword off her while she's desperate for cash.

>>35146730
The Ice Queen only accepts payment in meat: whether stretchy or "stretchy".

Reminder that the best way to counter a monster bully that is shoving her breasts in your face is to suck on them. Disclaimer: This technique may backfire when used against lactating monster bullies, suck with caution.

>>35146663
But what about younger foxes?

>>35138644
A big booty retired high elf general for me

>>35146674
I bet she was guilty of the sin of gluttony.

>>35146935
Dont forgot to say I want milkies

>>35146938
Usually just an even older fox in disguise that are so desperate it's oozing out of their pores, which makes cuddles with them feel gross. And if they're actually a younger fox, they end up inheriting the bitterness of their mother while still having the bratty personality of a child, not good cuddle material.

>>35147134
Just even better in my opinion

>>35147021
Rather, she was guilty of lust.

Your monsterfu travels through a portal, and the two of you are united for all eternity.

However, something went wrong during the warp through the portal, and she merged with a different girl, resulting in a hybrid of her species and a different species. Not only that, she now has a split personality. Her original personality and the one of the girl she merged with. Two souls in one body, and they both know of the other's existence.
Roll to see what she merged with: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Will the cooperate?
Will they be at odds with each other?
Do you like your monsterfu hybrid?
Do they like being combined as one?

At a later date, you'll be given the opportunity to separate the two should you all wish to.
So don't worry about any bad ends! Unless you consider two wives a bad end

>>35147804
>A fucking panda wurm,
They would bicker but aside from that, would be freaky tho

>>35146935
>>35147072
>Be in paladin school
>Constantly bullied by an angel for having lustful thoughts
>Pointing out your boners in class so you get punished, teasing you in the halls under the disguise of being a trial of restraint, and pinning you in a corner with her big breasts until you are late for the next lesson
>One day while making your way to your prayer class, your angel bully pins you in a corner with her boobs again, staring down at you knowing you won't do shit
>Just as you were about to give up and accept that you will be punished for being late, you remember that one book by Tay Nuki on how to counter bullies
>It takes a lot of effort to force out the words, but once you finally break those mental restraints you've established over the course of becoming a paladin, you roar out:
>"I WANT MILKIES!"
>The angel lets out a small chuckle, half-confused and half-amused, but it's too late to back down now
>You pull aside a part of her robes to expose her breasts and place your mouth around one of them in a single swift move
>She lets out a surprised yelp as you start to suck on them, but what's more surprising is when you feel a warm liquid enter your mouth after a bit of sucking
>You look up at her to see the reaction on her face, watching her initial look of surprise contort into one of forbidden pleasure
>She steps back a bit, wrapping her wings around your body and placing a hand on the back of your head to keep you from getting away
>You were supposed to be reciting prayers in class right now, but it seems like you and your mouth are going to be occupied with something else for a while

>>35147804
>Not only that, she now has a split personality.
Meh, go all the way or don't bother. At least they get to separate later.
>Jinko
>Mershark
They might get along, baths will be fun for them. Could look pretty cool too.

>>35148010
Tiger shark

>>35147804
>MinoWock
Prideful, lazy, aggressive and very powerful.
I have to go grocery shopping everyday now, after spending 3 hours trying to wrestle free of a sleeping MinoWock

I would cry out "send help" but I will enjoy this.

>>35147804
>bogey anubis
The cuddles are now scheduled and any devation from the time alloted needs to be filled three weeks in adavance

>>35136882
>too busy raising her chuuni daughters to use them

>>35147804
>Hellhound + Dark Mage hybrid
I don't know how much of a change there would be in her original appearance aside from gaining a bit larger breasts, hips, and whatever else the mage decided to enhance
>Will the cooperate?
Yes and when they do they'll do it well. A Dark Mage's selfish personality with a Hellhound's unbreakable will means that they can easily get what they want, which is usually going to be sex. Hound strength and powerful magic also works well together in situations that are not trying to get sex from a willing husband.
>Will they be at odds with each other?
Only when they have different goals, which could happen often. Extreme selfishness vs extreme stubbornness means that when they can't agree on something, they're going to go nowhere.
>Do you like your monsterfu hybrid?
I'm not too bothered by it appearance-wise, but I wouldn't be happy to see them disagreeing with each other over small things like how to spend free time or what clothes to wear.
>Do they like being combined as one?
They can tolerate it, but I'm sure they would prefer being separate so they can focus on their own interests and hobbies without taking up the other's time. Hellhound wife might consider learning a couple spells once they separate, and maybe Dark Mage wife might consider magically enhancing her strength from time to time to enjoy hot muscles and strong love.

>>35147804
jokes on you, my waifu is already a chimera

>>35147953
What would angel milk even taste like?

>>35148632
Asahi

>>35148632
Heavenly

>>35148454
I'm sure my amazing and powerful wife can find some use of her powers around the house, and when it's time for our daughters to develop powers of their own she can show off her full might and inspire them!

You gambler, you fucking degenerate
You belong to me now

>>35148807
Kuyashi!

>>35148807
But I don't gamble, must have been pops again, what does he owe now?

>>35148888
You were gambling
with her heart

>>35148807
Mofukuza leader is very cu- I mean very intimidating and powerful!

>>35147804
>Roll: Valkyrie
>Waifu: Lilim-Bogey
Well that Valkyrie's soul might start falling sooner then expected.
>Will they cooperate?
I think they will understand each other's plight, but there will be disagreements.
>Will they be at odds with each other?
See above.
>Do you like your monsterfu hybrid?
It's pretty clear I like hybrids, what's one more to the mix? The Fallen Angel motif will fit in pretty well.
>Do they like being combined as one?
They'll come around to it. Especially once the Valkyrie half inevitably goes Dark.

>>35147804
I got the family index
What does this mean?

>>35148907
How, she dropped her stuff and I helped her pick it? Thats just the right thing to do

>>35148807
>>35148868
>she gets more and more worked up lecturing you about your debt
>all you can focus on is how the button on her shirt is straining more and more under the tension as she gestures
>zawa... zawa...

>>35147953
Funny thin is the Goddess of LustGrimm does that. All her game overs are forcing you to suck her tits claiming she may be the mother of the angels but will treat you no different from how a mother treats her child to make you grow strong. And if you try to suck her nipple during the bossfight she believes this is what you want and does a Breastfeed Counter forcing you to suck her tits over and over for like 10 hits with high critical chance each dealing 5.000 to like 15.000 damage. While your max health should be over 3.000.
Never underestimate angel titties.
>>35148632
Divine

>>35148963
POP

>>35148963
>>35148996
The future is in our hands.

>>35148963
>even as she's lecturing him anon is gambling on whether his boss is wearing a bra or not
He should just grope her so she rapes him and gets it over with

>>35149009
Time to cast a bit of cow magic

>>35147804
>Black harpy wife that's very happy go lucky
>Ushi-Oni
Ah yes, A very big girl that will rape me relentlessly, but will also be really happy about the whole thing.

>>35148938
>Family
Her soul merged with the future soul of your daughter. Nothing will be different about your wife, but when you have your first child she will have a lot of memories from before she was and probably a desire to become your daughterwife when she is older.

>>35148989
>And if you try to suck her nipple during the bossfight she believes this is what you want and does a Breastfeed Counter forcing you to suck her tits over and over
This is exactly what I want.

>>35147804
>Devil Bug
Strict no-contact policy until they can be separated, at which point we part ways for good.

>>35147804
>Dragon
>Tsurara-onna
Dragon doesn't really like sharing her body with anyone but quickly learns to appreciate Tsurara's capacity for violence and directness in finding a husband. Tsurara thinks that carving an entire castle out of ice was a bit excessive but is otherwise okay with the situation.

Is it acceptable for an elite wizard anon to disguise himself as a novice in order to join a magic academy and hit on the cute monster apprentices and cake teachers?

>>35148938
Check out the Family that your Waifu belongs to, then it's either
>Pick One
>One soul from each member aside from the original
>If she's the sole member of the family, she gets a soul from the same species but becomes Dire as a result.
>See: >>35149077

>>35149239
I would do that and go a step farther and make myself a shota so no one recongizes me

>>35149239
They can smell the energy coming off him. If they pretend to fall for it then it's because they want it.

>>35149301
If it's an elite wizard "disguise" would refer to disguising his magical signature as well

>>35149301
if one of shirokutos acolytes tried doing it I'd play along too.

Good morning /mgt/, have a goat.

>>35133919
tfw images you can hear because of a youtube vid with an alstroemeria records song to this image

>>35149330
might work in general but you're going to be around some of the most magically sensitive creatures so pardon my skepticism.

>>35149224
Hmm yes.
Face windows.

>>35133919

>>35149374
>no fun allowed
If I say you can use magic to hit on barely legal monsters and take advantage of desperate unmarried women then you can

>>35149509
Flirty girls are always great.

>>35149547
>barely legal
>monsters
Existence implies legality for them.

>>35133919

>>35149664
What about it?

>>35147804
>Greenworm wife
>Fused with a Nacho
Yikes

>>35147804
>Smoke Ryu
NOOOOO! I don't want a harem! I'm too autistic to talk to one waifu, what am I going to do with half a dozen of them?!

>>35149692
For a second I thought of a greenworm mixed with a nacho chip

>>35149239
I'm past 30 and a virgin so I'm a legit wizard in that academy. Now watch as I pull a bunny girl out of this hat here.

>>35149719
A harem of yandere white sneks to boot

>>35149738
>she sees that guys like when girls use themselves as sushi plates
>sees me eating nachos
>come home
>greenworm covered in chips and cheese
>seductive mwee-ing

>>35147804
>Apophis
>merged with a Sphinx
My first impression is she would look like a weird bunyip. That is, until she shows her personality and abilities. They’d probably cooperate, in the sense of her apophis side being dominant. When the time comes, I would separate them back.

>>35147804
>wurm greenworm
Seems like the only fights they will be is at dinner deciding meat or veggies

>>35149817
lettuce wraps

>>35149817
I wonder, what if she cocoons? Does your wurm turn into a dragon?

>>35149967
All i know is that would take a fuckton of food and I think it would

>>35133919

>>35149798
I'm going to eat all that off her.
After she becomes a Papillon, I'm dunking her in honey and chocolate and eat all that off her again.

>>35147804
>otohime
>atlach nachos
It's face-hugger time.

gotta say i didn't anticipate a roper sheriff.

How do I impress my dark mgae momster? I have been working and drinking her milk but I want to show my magic without her knowing. What do I do?

>>35133919

>>35133919
Impregnate onis.

Need a learn cow to scold me about somethung while I zone out and just look at her body

>>35133919

>>35150479
That's a very small bogey.

>>35150238
Now do a pharaoh version

>>35150537
4u

>>35150537
extra squishable

>>35150479
I thought I ordered XL?

>>35150537
She's just kneeling.

>>35150479
How far did you shove my car keys in there?

>>35150649
>muffled ufufufing

>>35150537
that's why you're supposed to handwash her instead of using the washing machine.

>>35150479
This aint my pillow.....

>>35150541

>>35149239
she has my attention

>>35150969
Counterpoint

>>35151034
Dear diary: that ass was PHAT

>>35151046
Fat with an F-A-T because I love the pharaoh and don't give a fuck about being punished

>>35134479
>*Happy skittering noises*

I want a quiet, content little spider maid that furiously masturbates to the thought of kissing me, even though she's too shy to confess her feelings

>>35151034
>Kissing Cousins Pharoah and Apophis

Nice, now I want a Dukes of Hazzard style southern comedy where Dixie Queen Pharoah and her loyal Anubis outwit the crooked Sheriff Apophis and her determined-but-incompetent minions using the power of Egyptian rock and their ultra-fast chariot, the General Ptolomey

>>35151150
I'd watch that and jerk off to it then send love letters to the main cast in a drunken fit

>>35151087
I'd feel a little guilty she spends all her free time making new clothes for me

>>35150969
>Pharoah forced to hump Apophis-san's FAT tail until she's a wet squirmy mess
>Turns out she's been edging Anon too so they'll be ready for each other

It's nice when Mistress Apophis tortures both of them together

"Your lot in life is now making new warriors with me! You are nothing more but my baby making factory now, human! And the sooner you realize this, the sooner I can stop hitting you with my weapon and treat you the way obedient husbands are treated!"

>>35151087
I wonder what spider maid would ask for, if I told her that I would do anything she wants for an entire day.

>>35151274
what a horrifying visage.

>>35151239
>she makes you a new outfit every day
>just eats the old ones to recycle the silk
It sure keeps the cleaning bills down.

>>35151239
But she enjoys it so much! If you want to make her happy though, you could offer to take her shopping for sewing supplies, or agree to model while she makes you a new silk suit

>>35151291
See above, or possibly spend the day reclining on her web-hammoc, enjoying a breezy summer day while she hums and brushes your hair and gives you a neck massage (and maybe neck-kisses)

Spider-Meido loves to pamper you!

>>35151383
Giving spider meido an abdomen and legs massage!

>>35151228
>Makin' their way!
>The only way they know how!
>That's just a little bit more than the law will allow!

YEEE-HAAAAWWWW!

>>35151436
Can you even call yourself a true fan if you don't watch the full intro and sing along at every episode? Certainly not

>>35151423
Painting the tips of Spider-Meido's claws!
Letting her take your measurements in your underwear and then coping a feel when she measures you chest size!
Taking her on a steamy date to the fabric store!
Feeding her homemade morsels while you watch The Sultans of Cairo!
Falling asleep in each other's arms on the couch!

>>35151302
would be made much prettier by giving her a loving smooch

>>35151607
i think not.

>>35134562
>Bogey wife thinks YOU'RE the stuffed animal

Well, you are much smaller and cuter than here, and you make her feel nice when she hugs you, maybe she's right?

>Softly mumbling how much she loves her little mister puffinstuff while cuddling you all night long

>>35150994
>Evil Cow Vizier/Sorceress
>Magic creates sticky bubblegum-flavored substance that she can manipulate at will, which corrupts men and monsters alike into being her submissive playthings
>Milk tastes like sweat cream
>You chew her corruption magic like gum and swallow when you're done
>She doesn't know why you aren't a horny mess begging for her forgiveness by now, but she's kinda turned on by your obliviousness

>>35135092
>Literally STEAMING Whitehorn pussy dripping and clenching inches from you

I don't know how I should respond, face first or penis first.

>>35151802
>Sweat cream
Kinda ew

>>35151597
>The lady at the fabric store saying how you're such a cute couple
>Asking you how long you've known your G I R L F R I E N D
>Spider meido beet red
>Wants to correct her but can't being herself to it

>>35151864
>He doesn't make homemade whipped cream
Ask your Kiki to make some for you

where can I find the scariest monsters possible?

>Playing catch with your friend in the backyard
>Ball goes over the fence
>Knock on the neighbors door
>Looks at you like this before inviting you through the house to get your ball

>>35151921
The big city
Their name is ____________Man

>>35151890
>Smoothly answer 6 months and wrap your arm around her waist
>Thank the lady at the store and walk out hand-in-hand with your new Spider girlfriend
>Sputtering Meido can't talk, can only moan and sigh a little and press herself against you all the way home

>>35151921
Honestly just go to a baseball game with the away team's stuff on, those girls get really into it and very handsy, especially the drunk ones.

>>35151921
The lich that raises your grandma from the grave

>>35151921
The outskirts of Winterstown to the rough town of Frostbite

>>35151936
>Oh, you lost your ball? Poor thing~
>Fufufufu, why don't you come into my parlor, little boy...
>Tell you what, you juicy little morsel, if you can make it through the house and back without getting trapped in my webs, I'll give you a slice of cake as well...but if you get stu-uck~
>Well, then you'll have to make ME little snack, don't you think?

>>35151921
in the mirror

>>35151921
Go to silent hill

>>35151921
Look in the mirror

>>35152028
They look like monsters to you?