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Sandworms!

>>35101285
Finally, someone that says what we're all thinking.

Still thinkin' about cows.

It's that time of the year again, warming up enough to swim but no one wants to be the first in the water after the mersharks have gone though another loveless winter.

Here's the 14th member of the MGC Boy Stealers, Astrid, the Wurm relief pitcher. Her skill as a pitcher is preceded by her carefree nature, which is easily visible in her role on the team. She loves food, and gets easily distracted by the concessions stand. She insists that she at least finish 5 long dong corn dogs and 3 extra deep dish pizzas before she can go out and pitch. When she does show up later in games, she's fairly effective, and is a key component to MGC's success as a squad carried by its pitching. She's only started 1 game in her career, and was only able to do so because she was too full with something else given by her loving husband to think about food. May 14th is now known as "Astrid Moans" day, due to the loud city shaking moans coming from the team clubhouse prior to that game.
>Fun Fact: She's somewhat of a meme because of a certain time where she took a big bite out of a baseball and went up to manager Anon to say "Anon, this ball tastes terrible", a fact that pretty much everyone in the world assumes.

Shortstacks are for ____

>>35101271

If I were to be a squire for a monster knight, would I actually learn anything? I mean I know I'll be her "stress relief" but there's sword learning and stuff right?

>>35101413
I'm not afraid of mersharks. I bet I can swim faster than those overgrown tuna ladies.

>GOOOOD AFTERNOON MGC
>WE ARE BACK WITH THE LATEST HITS AND NEWS
>THIS IS DJ SUCC ON THE AIR, READY TO SEND YOU THE GOOD VIBES TODAY

>>35101418
very nice

>>35101493
Mershark with legs aren't real, right? I can tease them as much as I want and they'll never come out of the water and follow me home, right?

>>35101502
No.

>>35101488
Keeping permanently pregnant.

>>35101539
They don't exist in nature, but there's a spell that lets mermaids temporarily get legs.

>>35101513
I'm going to listen to the Spanish Catholic Minotaur radio station. I don't have a clue what she's saying, but she sounds really passionate about it and I can appreciate that.

>>35101539
they can also fly but often hide this fact so they can be princess carried.

>>35101539
If you won't go to the ocean, the ocean will come to you.

>>35101413
>oceanside town waits a bit after the weather warms up each year for the bold/dumb tourists to thin out the single mershark population before the locals go to the beach
>little do they know, one of the dudes that married a mershark the year before was able to share knowledge of a polymorph spell with them that lets them grow legs
>all the unmarried mersharks made sure to learn it during the winter
>one fateful day, a horde of lonely shark girls marches out of the sea and descends upon the town

which mg most likely to do the tide pod challenge?
which most likely to win said challenge?

>>35101678
>which most likely to win said challenge?
Bubble Slime

>>35101678
bubble slime, bubble slime

>>35101659
What of I already came inside the ocean?

>>35101678
I think an automaton with a laundry feature would win

>>35101513
>DJ Succ, fire up some Momonika Sabbath.

How helpless is humanity?

>>35101726
Oh no, she knows I'm attracted to elves! Maybe she'll leave me alone if I insult her.

>>35101850
Sir, this is a monster girl thread.

>>35101850
Only as helpless as they choose to be. But some girls prefer a struggle with their snuggle.

>>35101916

>>35101850
Humanity is in good hands

>>35101850
They're getting all the help they need.

>>35101946
>Yo no onions marinero

>>35101916
What is that

>>35101948
kind of remind me of that loss scene in monmusu quest with the super zombie

>>35101946
I think you mean paws.

>>35101968
An Anubis, why do you ask?

>>35101968
! !

>>35101979
It's for the best, really.

So anons, got any commissions, drawing or stories in the works?

What’s the general opinion here on posting original monstergirl content?

Man's best friend(with benefits)!

>>35102014
finally got my drawing mojo back and was working drawing bogey poses

>>35102014
I just finished one that I posted in this thread, got something else to work on for a friend.

>>35101787
>automaton with a laundry feature
I've heard of being "built like a fridge", but "built like a washing machine" is new

>>35102018
A range of opinions from
>wow I don't give a shit
to
>when's X's next story/art

>>35102025
Hounds are a bit too rowdy for that accolade, I think. Maybe Werewolves.
Hellhounds are more like, man's best rapist.

>>35101418
Wurms are always appreciated!

>>35102018
if you're not obnoxious it's quite welcome.

>>35101968
https://zappingmarshmellowcat.ytmnd.com/

>>35102025
How do I get a Hellhound to be my girlfriend?

>>35101850
Not as helpless as elves.

Here’s my attempt at creating some original monstergirl lore

>Name: Demon

>Type: Spirit

>Food: Technically none but they do consume Vis and emotions of lust and greed to grow and remain active

>Disposition: Lust incarnate

>Preferred mates: Sexually repressed men, Men with unrequited love, Men with magical talent, Men with unfulfilled dreams, Ordained holy men,

Vis is the psy-reactive energy produced by all living things and Eros (it’s lustful monster equivalent) is even more sensitive to both the emotions of creatures and the occult laws of reality. When a large variety of thoughts and fantasies filled with lust and greed are poured into areas dense with Eros or vis there is a chance that they combine together and form a self-sustaining intelligence called a demon.

A demon is a true spirit, a creature of pure will, and although they produce Eros and use the energy to form makeshift “bodies” it is not necessary for their survival. Draining the Eros of a demon will only send it into a dormant state. Nevertheless, they have the insatiable desire to feed on the Vis of men as well as mortal fantasies of lust and greed.

To feed, Demons often seek out human communities and influence the minds of men and women, driving them to act on their hidden desires and absorb the released energies. Sometimes they’ll even possess human women with extremely repressed emotions of lust in order to force them to accept their “true self” and to absorb the male vis that will pour into her. If a Demon finds a man that she takes a liking to then she will focus all her efforts on seducing him, filling his head with visions of wealth, power, sorcerous secrets and sexual excess, even appearing to him in his dreams to tempt him directly. This temptation will go on until the man finally caves in and accepts the demon’s offer, gaining power beyond his wildest imaginings in exchange for his hand in marriage.

Why did the wight go to the crematorium?
To get a tan.

>>35102177
Should have been
To get a banned tan

>>35102118
Try one of those seedy dive bars that are tailored for specific girls. You'll look so out of place and vulnerable they'll be trampling each other to protect you

how often do you fap to mg sutff?

>> 35102167

As spirits, demons do not have a true form as humans understand the term. Instead, whenever they decide to materialize themselves their Psy-reactive energy “bodies” respond to the unconscious feelings of lust of those around them. If they have a husband then their form will reflect some facet of his personality or sexual fantasies. When they are not materialized they are completely incorporeal and invisible. As spirits Demons of are incredibly intimate with the occult laws of the universe and are often willing to form pacts of tutorship with mortals in exchange for some form of payment. For men this price is often just a very roundabout from of marriage proposal.

>/tg/ crosspost
Like clockwork.

>>35102205
Why do you want to know this?

>>35102177
Crematorium? More like caramel-torium, am I right fellas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfCxy7x4bYU
song for cursed_sword waifu

>Sandworm sees an ad hiring for sex work at a local brothel
>Doesn't know what a brothel is
>Doesn't know what work or hiring even means
>Merely sees the word sex, the only word she can read, and that was enough for her to sign up
>Next day she's getting the orientation for the job
>She doesn't pay attention at all
>Gets hired that night for an hour by a gentleman
>Eats the guy and swims miles out into the sands
>Both her and the guy weren't seen again for a couple months, happily married

do monster girls have pubic hair?

>>35102290
satryos would suggest so

>>35102205
Used to fap an average of 7 times a day to MGE when I was a NEET. No more than 11, but no less than 4 cums a day. I even kept track of who I came to for a couple years in a word document. Did this to figure out which girl was right for me.

Now I'm employed with a part-time job. Fapping has decreased to an average of 4 times a day. I don't keep as much track, but it's no less than 3 times a day.

>>35102290
Yes

>>35102290
Only the shitty ones do

>35102321
Shit taste

>>35102317
clearly pubic feathers and also good taste

>>35102216
research

Gonna wear a shirt that has tail molester in bold letters

>>35102290
Do you like pubic hair?

If so, your monster girl waifu has pubic hair.
If not, your monster girl waifu doesn't have pubic hair.

>>35101271
Paladin-chan isn't scared of those mean old monsters!

>>35102205
Daily, sometimes twice.

>>35102290
They're cleaner and more perfect than 3dpd could ever be, so no.

>>35102370
I want to feel the weight of a manticores tail bulb when she flops it on my lap and tells me to go nuts.

>>35102402
i think pubes can look nice depending on the artist

>>35102370
Would you wear that intentionally or would it be in an MG language you don't speak so you have that clueless tourist look?

>>35102025
Man's best onee-chans.

>>35102402
lame, i like hairy women.

>>35102370
>anon was surprised to meet a fox with a "tail molester molester" shirt

>>35102427
The latter, I want to hear ara aras and boyas, they make me feel funny

>>35101850
Probably enough to end up reduced to willing lab mice for a small group of its own defective specimens or something, wouldn't really count on it.

>>35102455
>lame, i like hairy women.
That's like half of MGE dude, just look at 'em.

>>35102459
Assert dominance over mofu.

>>35102095
Sometimes they aren't, but I still like them.

>>35102384
As if Camilla wouldnt immediately become a monster. She is textbook monsterization bait.

>>35102350
Based

Whats the worst thing that can happen If I give my body to monster girl sciensts and be a living test dummy

>>35102548
you become an mg yourself

>>35102548
>We poked this guy with 40 manticore spines, 2 raging mushrooms, and made him stare at lilim thighs for three days. How hard will he cum in our old hag test mamono?!

>>35102548
you're the control group

>>35102484
I want to bury my face in that monkey fluff. Maybe grope her monkey butt while I'm at it.

>>35102583
Now that would suck, unless....

>>35102548
As a matter of fact
https://exhentai.org/g/1465715/d1df1d87b4/

>>35102117
>ytmnd
Now there’s a blast from the past

I want a black dragon wife. What could possibly go wrong?

>>35102578
Harder beacause she is an old hag

>>35102656
>Old hag, single-tailed kitsune emerges from the ensuing cumsplosion with ten tails and looks like she's barely in her 20s

>>35102656
Everything turned out better than expected.

>>35102669
Now that makes the pp, the soft pp

>>35102669
>looks like she's barely in her 20s
Lame

I wonder if there will ever be a multi-armed monster girl.

>>35102685
>>35102689
Fine she can be old and have 11 tails then.

>>35102504
On it.

>>35102699
Now we’re talkin

>>35102699
I'll make her have 12 just for that

>>35102578
>2 raging mushrooms
experiment failed

subject broke containment and raped multiple scientists

>>35102740
Three buttplugs may be pushing it.

>>35102761
Also made those scientists stupid with how hard he fucked them

>>35102508
She ends up a wyvern because she wants to be mounted by her otouto

>>35102290
If you want yes

>>35102761
>>35102780
And least he and those scientists are now happily married, so it wasn't a complete bust.

Which monster girl would like a ugly bald guy?

>>35102816
Holy shit that body, most monsters posted are cute but that's just straight up sexy.

>>35102866
Alice

>>35102797
Wyvern or dragon. Definitely her fate in MGE though.

>>35102866
Obviously Gazers

>>35102908
I'd say wyvern to keep it closer to in game.
As there are actual dragons in that series and she isn't one of them.

>>35102866
Matango. They grow mushrooms on their partner's heads, and being bald means the mushroom doesn't have to compete with hair for room on the guy's head.

>>35102874
Yes it's the best. A few specific artists have perfected it.

>>35102309
>>35102387
how does it compare to when you fap to non mg stuff?

Is it weird when your monster girlfriend thinks that her looks are below average (but it doesn't really bother her) and that yours are way above normal?

Licking the sweat off a Yeti's well toned tummy!

>>35102874
>/d/-tier nipples
>filthy crotch forest running up all the way to her stomach
>sexy

>>35102978
Yes

>>35102955
Get new material.

>>35102951
It's hard to answer because even on the rare occasion I fap to something non mg related I'm imagining a mg in that scenario.

>>35102978
The very embodiment of sex appeal

>>35102866
Reminds me of that one dousing where those orc girls kidnap that one fat ugly otaku who was apparently considered super handsome by orc standards

>>35102205
I need to know
I need to know
Tell me baby girl cause I need to know

>>35102816
I wanna pinch those nips.

Hooded Cobra!

>>35103013
>>35102984
>>35102938
>>35102816
I want to one day be able to draw bodies like this

>>35103027
I'd bully her.

>>35103027
>hissssssssss (h-hi w-what's your name?)

>>35103029
What kind of bodies can you draw?

>>35102995
Snuggling with my yeti wife!

>>35103029
I wish you good luck

they are beautiful

>>35102866
Wouldn't any monstergirl as long as he wasn't a piece of shit on the inside? They don't care for image and just being with them can change how you look.

>>35103050
>snugglesoft

>>35102922
True. She would fit right in in dragonia.

>>35103073
dont you think i know that?

>>35102866
I misread the question and thought you were asking what monster girl would be the equivalent of a fat ugly guy, that's a harder question. Yours is easily answered by >>35103077

>>35101271

>>35103077
>Wouldn't any monstergirl as long as he wasn't a piece of shit on the inside?
contrary to mickey mouse bullshit tells you , if you are ugly on that outside chances are you are ugly on the inside.

>>35103115
criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge

>>35103029
I am rooting for you anon

>>35103029
I wish I could too

>>35101271

rape is not an excuse, it's a reason. and tonight, everything seems so reasonable

Remember, you can grab and carry away any monster for marriage, even big ones

>>35102205
>>35102216
>>35102350

>>35103191
Any hellhound that tried this move on me would be in for a surprise, because my face would immediately be going right about here.

I got some cool signatures on my MGE books

>>35103191
>How do they expect me to stay out of jail? thats where all my stuff is.

>>35103213
it makes me want to find out how strongly those metal bits are attached to her chest.

>>35101271

>>35103091
Without a doubt.
She would need a 'rider' for sure.

>>35103140
Not always, and most of the time it comes from bitterness and resentment which is where those healing mgs come in.

Fox sometimes tricks you, but you can always truss dog.

>>35102039
>>35101787

>>35103315
thats a wolf though

>>35103315
she must want to go for a walk if she's got her harness on

>>35103049
>>35103069
>>35103153
>>35103177
Heres what I have been doing

>>35103318
I dont trust pun gremlins
I feel like everything they build would try to rape somebody so they cab pun about it

>>35103384
I only trust pun gremmys, why?
Well I can trust them since I know what pun would be next

>>35103353
Gotta keep practicing anon, that's the key

isnt there a thing with dragonia where if your single you are forced to be homeless?

>>35103318
>>35103384
Just remember the "stab and sap" technique.

Vanilla wolves at least have okay ex art

Who wants to suicide mating spiral with a dragon?
You start by flying real high together, and then divebomb whilst copulating together
MAKE SURE YOU CUM BEFORE YOU SPLAT

>>35103449
did you not see her rpg makeover?

>>35103318
>cum inside laundry automaton
>ding!

>>35103431
if you're the kind of guy that goes to dragonia, somehow gets past border security without demonstrating sexual interest in dragons and is unwilling to share a roof with a dragon for even a night that's on you.

>>35103449
>>35103462
Werewolf has it good now

>>35103489
BIG
MEATY
PAWS

>>35103489
they updating old monsters?

>>35103353
nice wurmfag, keep it up

>>35103498
How can h*mangirls ever compete?

>>35103421
>>35103517
thanks

>>35103542
! !

Lesser succ or freshly bitten werewolf?

>>35103542
some people would want human girls just for the novelty of it as i assume they become rarer and rarer with time. a Human fetish i guess

>>35103551
paladin bitten by a werekiki

I like the idea of griffons becoming your bodyguard
.... even if you didnt ask

>>35103208
Rata-chan scares me...

>>35103551
The latter.
Succs are for average joes who don't know or care about other options.

>>35103564
Majin-types are "humans but better."

>>35103566
But then ypu get a blond kiki that considers the lord her master

>>35103551
Biters get the ball gag.

>>35103579
Exactly, some people will be attracted to humans BECAUSE they are INFERIOR in every way to monsters its a fetish. and i guess they could also bragging rights to say they got to fuck one before they went extinct, like how there's rich people who eat really gross food cause its rare.

>>35103582
That's nice but the question was talking about the bitten one.

>>35103569
I like the idea of a griffon becoming my bodypillow.

>>35103318
How would she react if I bought some Affresh?

>>35103569
I like the idea that when a griffon chooses some to protect, she gives them a necklace/wristband that has her own feathers on it

>>35103318
gonna yeet myself inside

>>35103569
I like the idea of having several little griffons with her

>>35103594
Depends on how feisty new werewolves get.

>>35103569
I want to be assigned to audit a griffon's temple to make sure she is paying her taxes

>>35103611
I want a dreamcatcher made of her feathers.

>>35103626
Primarily awoo-based impulses.

>>35101418
blonde wurm is surprisingly good

>>35103638
Gonna need the ball gag if the noise complaints pile up.

We need office werewolf

>>35103670
If you get noise complaints you need new neighbors anyway, because loud nights are just a fact of life with MGs.

>>35103685
Nah
Just a wolf in gym clothes

>>35103690
gonna see the metal scene in wonderland and see if my ears don't melt

>>35103707
Just be wary of any "concert enhancers" available.
There's no psychedelics like Wonderland psychedelics.

>>35103773
What happens if I take all the concert enhancers at once?

Goodnight anons don't let the bed bugs paralyse

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, enjoy the sea and float near a flow kelp.
They're pretty chill and probably won't do anything untoward to you as you float in an innertube.

>>35103965
don't worry, it's just the oomukade that lives in your attic.

>>35104155
Ahh...

Where do I go to learn some good swordsman skills?

>>35104284
Search for an amazoness village, I hear they're strong :)

>>35101271

>>35104295
Anon wants to learn to fight, not to cook.

>>35104315
I heard there was a village of old lizard girls and salamanders that are single, you'd think they would take me as their pupil?

>>35104332
Anon I really want you to be a great swordsman, but you seem utterly intent on becoming a househusband.

>>35104344
Then, tell me where do I go?

>>35104352
Go to an order church and say yes to whatever the priest says. Should end with your pure heart getting awarded a Valkyrie. Then take the shortest route RIGHT back to mamono infested territory, and with any luck, that valkyrie will have too much on her plate in respect to keeping you competent and protected from monstergirls to rape you herself.

>>35104368
And how will this make a good swordsman?

>>35104389
....when you go to that church, make sure you mention you need one of the more patient valkyrie, for 'special' heroes.

>>35104398
What do yo mean special,... like the chosen one?

Apophises can't bite my pharaoh if I kiss them and make them waste all their venom on me first

I am a bit short on cash, any tips sugar mama targets? I am just doing this once so I can pay rent

>>35104419
Or stick a cup in their mouth and milk their fangs

>>35104413
more like dumb

>>35104155
>Oh man I love the sea!
>slap
Why would you lie to me Anon?

>>35104479
Thats not nice

Remember to trust dark elves. They just wear the boots so that they can traverse a snowstorm if the occasion arises during love making.

>>35104484
Be glad a sea kelp got you anon, there are far worse bullies in the sea

>>35104517
Just boop the mershark on their nose and watch them turn shy

>>35103353
looks real nice anon.

>>35104531
You fool, now she wants cuddles
https://youtu.be/EUgx7mKMu7c

Be careful about doughragons anons it's midnight snake time and your lunch for tomorrow might be on the menu

>>35104624
Easy deterrant for that, pinch and molest the dough and watch them reconsider

>>35104511
I can trust her. Her flat chest ensures that she is no threat!

nite

>>35104511
I love trussing elves!

do men automatically love a monster after getting raped or does it take time for some like being held for days.

>>35104801
as with most of the inane questions, it depends.

>>35104624
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>35104315
The ladle may not be the first thing that comes to mind when you think of weapons, but it is very versatile. I can feed my family with it, or use it to discipline monsters that don't behave. If you plan on fighting demon beasts it's usually impossible to cut them with their strong scales or hides using a sword, bludgeoning them with the ladle works a lot better.

Echidnee

>>35104838
I gotta hide my snacks!

>>35104624
The one monster other than Sandworms that you can detect on seismometers.

are automatons customizable, or am i stuck with the factory default

>>35104857
I wanna raid her dungeon while loudly proclaiming my love for green snakes and large families

>>35104896
Nobody really knows how they work, but that hasn’t stopped Gremlins from attempting to make add-ons.
Just don’t expect great compatibility and prepare for side-effects.

>>35104896
extremely customizable

>>35104916
i need my automaton to run windows

>>35104844
Would an Amazoness be impressed or embarrassed if her husband had Touka levels of ladle combat proficiency?

>>35104903
Echidnoid
Is it possible to attract echidnas with your own dungeon. That's kind of like the equivalent of a woman proposing to a man in our world right? Could be a fun project with copious amounts of animatronic pre-DL monsters that have demon silver teeth and erotic traps (not the faggot kind)

>>35104933
>Gremlin presents an Automaton that has a laptop duct taped to her back

>>35103272
The idea of Being Wyvern Camilla's rider would be heaven. Being her Cute little Otouto (who may or may not be taller).

>>35104945
If you build it, she will come

>>35104916
I'm going to get the power loader add-on for my automaton. When I get old and weak I'll need someone to do the heavy lifting for me.

>>35104945
a good idea for sure, but where/how could you find a dungeon? let alone buy? to be honest, my "dungeon" would be a pillow fort in my humble home. surely this wil impress ms. echidna right?

>>35104933
>anon looks outside and sees an automaton running laps around his house while carrying glass windows

>>35105007
You'd probably be surprised at what their "regular" strength capacity is.
The ancients did not cut corners with their machines.

>>35105017
>where/how could you find a dungeon?
You dig it yourself dummy. It's a fantasy world, if someone quotes zoning laws just turn them into a frog

>>35105083
We spared no expense!

>There's room enough for two under the umbrella anon

Are Snow Elves and Yetis forever doomed to be rivals?

>>35105017
A pillow fort is an absolutely devious dungeon anon. If you use thick sheets she can't tell if you're hiding in there or not, thus if she just collapses onto the dungeon she could hit nothing but soft pillows and comfy blankets making her an easy target for your ambush for her over zealousness, and if she enters properly whilst you're in she can only get her human half in meaning you can easily over power her pinning her down while her tail helplessly writhes outside

>>35105087
>start digging for your fantasy dungeon
>wild monster appears!
>you've only gotten 6ft in
>you try to shoo her away until your master dungeon is done
who is she and would she listen?

>>35105102
I can stand a bit of rain, I'm not made of sugar.

>>35105166
I've no time to be dealing with dullahan right now
>women want me
>my shovel hates me
>such is the life

>>35105166
>We don't cotton to freaks in this part of town beastie. Ya'll better scram before sundown

>>35105166
>6ft under
Obviously it's a zombie, you have freed her from the confines of her coffin and now she is very grateful.

>>35104419
Best race

Best haircut

>>35105166
Cows are naturally curious, and sensing that a labyrinth was in the making a Minotaur decided to come investigate. After explaining my all of my plans for the dungeon her curiosity was satisfied, but decided to sleep in the soft grass near the hole I'm digging. I hope she leaves soon, I want to go back home and rest a bit without getting my pelvis pounded.

>>35105125
>your pillow fort gets invade by the local echidna
>she tries to wiggle into the entrance
>it collapses on top of her
>she falls victim to your snuggling
thanks for showing me the way, time to make a snuggle harem!

>>35102938
What even is this called.

How do we stop monster girls from breaking out of prison?

>>35104946
Top tier craftsmanship

>>35105297
Put boys in there

>>35105297
Make it illegal to break out of prison. Monster girls are good girls and wouldn't break the law.

>>35105311

>>35105297
Conjugal visits, and for single monsters you either stick them in cells with single guys or have an out reach program allowing men to be pen pals with monsters in jail and possible visit them conjugally

>>35105319
I was being serious.

>>35105102
You sure? It looks like theres not enough room for even one at the moment....

>>35105338
And Wonderlanders perception of the law is very different from yours.

>>35105319
Those eyes look trustworthy

>>35105348
Takes out the spray bottle

I'm going to send a love letter to the den of the biggest, meanest, most venomous manicure there is.

>>35105297
Distract them with prison bitchboys

>>35105385
>manicure
I need to get some sleep or I'm gonna be stuck marrying hands.

Are cheshires ever serious about anything?

>>35105504
memes

>>35105504
about milk

>>35105504
Love

>>35102118

According to KC:
>Exist near one
>Be as helpless as you can

>>35105537
Imagine a cheshire that likes to tease him, but when human girls actually bully him, she stops smiling

>>35105537
Cheshires are the kinda girl to hit you in the face with a cream pie at the wedding reception.

>>35105570
How about I cream pie her back in a broom closet?

>>35105582
Sounds like fair game.

>>35105538
So punching one bad idea?

>>35105504
I would say taxes but cheshires seem like the kind of girls that wouldn't fear the IRS.

>>35105595
I mean, it wouldn't hurt her, but it's more likely that she'd just pass you off to her Salamander friend instead.

You finally meet your waifu. She has prepared for this and is ready to impress, but what follows is a series of clumsy mistakes that ruins it:

>She has reserved in a super expensive restaurant
>Forgot to tell you the kind of place it is and now she feels she fucked up because you are dressed in casual
>Made a reservation on the best spot, was already given to another couple. You are given a huge round table that force you to turn your neck to talk.
>Calls the MG equivalent of a limo. Have you waiting 30 minutes+ and when it finally arrives it is just a nice car or carriage.
>She is already super nervous on the ride and just clumsily tries to make desperate physical contact in whatever way she can.
>A problem happened with the payment, she is very embarrassed
>By this point she is already crying and gives you a gift
>She apologizes for the horrible date and tells you it is ok if you want to go back to your world

Where is anon taking her for their date

>>35105656
She's my waifu anon, the one thing we know is that we'll always love each other no matter what. None of that shit matters as long as we're together.

>>35105667
There's something wrong with this fox's face and I can't put my finger on what.

>>35105667
To a love hotel. Its what this dumb one tail fox deserves.

>>35105656
The way things are playing out, you'd think I was the one who prepared the date. Either way, I'm not leaving until she gets the ending she's always dreamed of getting.

>>35105680
If its the artist i am thinking of he draws ahri with a weird face. Still hot, but weird.

>>35105398
>>35105385
>Manticore who never figured out how to use her tail pussy, but is instead very good with her beeg paws.
I would be okay with this.

>>35105680
Her eyes are too low.

Imagine a salamander that was never taught how to fight

>>35105722
She would probably teach herself and become a brute fighter.
Defeat her will your skill and take her in as your apprentice!

>>35105686
Weird place to do this but alright.

>>35105774
Damn.

>>35105774
Its the perfect place for a headpat slut like her.

>>35105774
All his art would be perfect if it wasn't for the always uncanny faces.

>>35105813
For you, perhaps.

>>35105813
hes gook they just draw things differently than japs its not bad per se but noticeable for sure
they got other artists too this one is god tier for example

>>35105862
This is a Cheshire who bodyswapped with a Fox.

>>35105551
>but when human girls actually bully him, she stops smiling

Even in a world of monstergirls we will still have to deal with other human men who have the full capacity to be mean.

>>35105987
Makes it easier when you have a cute wife to look forward to coming home too. Also when you realize that they don't.

>>35105987
Who gives a shit? You have your wife and I'm sure a bunch of absolute lads with wives of their own to fuck around with and have a blast.

>>35106151
Quick! Everyone hide before that Dark Elf cop shows up!

>>35106151
BLUE BOARD

>>35106151
L-Lewd!

>>35103502
KC makes RPG and draws new art for monsters in it. He also posted sketch of future Mimic and someone else (anyone has that pic?) in his paid-only patreon post

How toxic
How slithery
How tempting

>>35105291
fellas on /d/ call it the Venus body
Appropriate

Hora hora

>>35106504
I wanna get tongue fucked so hard so bad

Nazrin is a mouse

>>35106735
You got any proof of that?

>>35106334
Mimic and Satyros

>>35101271
>Citizen Notice: Priority identification check in progress. Please assemble in your designated inspection positions.

>>35106850
>dat mimic tongue

>>35106835
She squeaks and has big mousey ears

>>35106872
Why do the inspection lady keep insisting she'll do the inspection in my bedroom?

>>35103569
Emperor Karl? Please, how many times must you keep going on and on about how you love Griffons?

>>35105987
If a man tries to bully a guy who's holding hands with a large tigerwoman, he brought what happens next onto himself.

>>35106898
Please assume the position.

>>35106872
What if monsters tend to tyrannical and totalitarian modes of government, but they are so outdated nobody notices?
>Monsters install an Empress as ultimate ruler of the Realm.
>She spends all her time trying for heirs, and the state keeps a Republic.
>Monsters impose Onerous taxes upon the citizenry.
>They can`t understand modern tax code at all, so they just dispose of the whole thing and use a flat 10% tax.

>>35101968
That is a cat, sir.

>>35106850
i do not like the mimic ears

>>35107013
These penis inspections are inhumane!

>>35101916
Wow! Rare marshmallow cat! [Egyptian Edition]!

>>35107279
I think they're meant to be ribbons.

>>35103797
You wake up in the hospital 38 hours later with a LOT of worried mamono surrounding your bed

Would Dragon Princes; AKA, Dragon Riding High Elves who live in Dragonia be a thing in the world of MGE too? And look, I DO NOT CARE about that anon who has recently spammed WHF nor the detractors who point it out as if they're such illustrious guardians of these threads. Hasn't WHF posting been around in these threads long before /tg/ had their monstergirl threads to begin with?

Anywho, MGE Dragon Princes and Princesses. Dragon riding elves who live in Dragonia and ride their dragon mounts as glorious flying knights and or cavalry for the glory of Dragonia, elven kind and for monstergirls around. A Dragon Princess and her dragon mount partner being haughty not!Oujo samas who'd be wives for their precious husband that they share together.

Hell, even an absolutely arrogant Dragon Prince and his equally arrogant and haughty dragon mount waifu who will act as rivals to (You) and your lesser dragon waifu.

>>35107340
idk, they remind me of mollusk tentacles like on the tritonia

Sodomize your ratas!

>>35102938

>>35107216
>Evil monster girl takes over and tries to be a evil tyrant so a hero will come and "stop" her
>People are pretty happy with her rule as she has improved the legal code and the infrastructure has never been better

>>35107216
Imagine having to explain to the "evil empress" that she could literally eat babies and she would still be better than the last guy.

A Metal Bender Gremlin says:

>"Lady Supersized Bitch! Ugly-ass Psycho Doll, And that moronic freak!"

>>35107483
That's a soft dark mage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbRJ733xiF4

is there like an official reason why we don't like monster musume anymore?

>>35107679
It never went anywhere?

>>35107698
was it suppose to?
what does that even mean?

>>35107590
Broodmother class. Her breasts are not for mating though!

>>35107679
Too much NTR. Author abandoned all sense of story telling; though admittedly there wasn't much to begin with, turning the the series into showcases for new girls and characters. Very infrequent releases of new chapters, so it naturally died out.

>>35107708
A story that just keeps spinning its wheels isn't very interesting. You don't have to try turn this into an argument, if you like it you're free to keep reading it.
Crab makes nice girls, I don't have a problem with that.

>>35107742
Dropped it ages ago, was there more NTR beyond Cathyl preferring Kimihito to the farmer?

>>35107768
>being on 4chan
>not turning even the most benign things into arguments
pick one

>>35107768
I liked the protochapter of nine beast,
didn't care for the actual series

>>35107717
She's gonna be the most gravid of all Dark Mages.

>>35107972
Think of smug she gets when she meets up with her single friends that told she woild never get a man

>>35107768
Pretty much this.
The girls are great and design is fantastic. But the story and characters never went anywhere. He'll introduce a new girl or girls, have a small story with them for a few chapters, and then returned to the status quo with no character having grown or changed.
I still pop in every now and again for the part, but the story is really boring.

>>35108017
Pregnant monster's are incredibly smug
>"Oh jeez it's so hard to move around with my BIG PREGNANT BELLY! Trust my husband to knock me up with triplets!"

>>35108072
>Goes at the dark mage coven council in that form
>Her succ familiar accompanying her is also heavily pregnant
Mega smug

Gonna post an image of my calloused hands on 4 monster

>>35108374
Tell them this is what hands of a single man addicted to masturbation look like.

>>35108464
Holy fuck, no construction work is going to get done for that month

>>35108535
Just wear thick gloves when you work.

>>35108464
It gets on the news
>is your man addicted to jerking off
>five things to look out for
>also shows my hands as an example of jerk off addict hands

>>35108464
>>35108653
I would use my loyal and stoic kiki maid to masturbate.

Why should I go to penis inspection day, Can't I skip it?

>>35108845
Should we tell him?

Gonna post a picture on myself on 4monster with the post saying "what an ugly retard lol, literally unbreedable" and watch the responses.

Male fashion magazines and male models in magazine covers in the MGE world

>>35109024
Fuck off /tg/

>>35108944
>Thread ends up being a bunch of super coomer loser degenerate mamono describing how they would breed with you

>>35109347
>God your genes are disgusting.
>I'd breed with you just to inflict your kids on all the daughters of those snooty highclass chicks from highschool.

>>35107483
The young lord likes easy access

>>35109547
But he only likes it due to them getting him used to it!

>>35109688
Everybody wins! The young lord having access to proper stress relief is important.

>>35107679
don't really care for prolonged harem antics. the addition of unsavory details didn't help either.
Goats are cute, so that's nice I guess.

>>35110213
It's not gay it's maturation

>>35110213
>t.Alp