/jp/ - Otaku Culture

These guild members are starting to worry me.

It ain't easy bein green, I tell ya what.

>>35066792
sounds like ya got to stop your zombie cumdump from becoming a wight at all costs

She's a cat

It counts

>>35066863

I still love my undead family!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that zombies are social creatures and a solitary zombie will get quite lonely easily,.

>>35066937
So should I find her some zombie friends or just hang out with her more?

>>35066896
Undead can't express love moron, in fact to prove this point I'm going to find the nearest undead have a totally one sided loving marriage with her and fuck her till her womb regenerates and we have beautiful children which totally can't love me cause they're stupid undead and no matter how many pictures they draw and I put on the fridge or how many times they tell me they love me I'll know it's just fake, only indulging them telling them I love them too and giving them piggy back rides for sake of proving you wrong, you moron

>>35066944
The answer to both is yes.

Gazer chest

>>35066871
Rootin', tootin', no-good worm, I tell ya what.

>>35066992
Gazer Butt

>>35066863
Is that an Orc? Or is that a Gobbo?
Either way she is gonna get kissed and spoiled, just like our daughterus.

>>35066992
>>35067000
spank then slurp, maybe in the reverse order

How would you react if you woke up to your twin Cheshire daughters jumping on your bed and chanting "Cummies, cummies, we want cummies! Yummy yummy in our tummies!"

x is best girl

>>35066994
People say she's got a drinkin' (V8 juice) problem, but she's got no problem drinkin' (again, V8 juice) at all!

>>35067049
go back to sleep

>>35067052
wurm

>>35067049
If they want cummies, I won't stop them. I sleep naked. They know what to do

>>35066953
Poor anon living a loveless life

>>35066953
Damn dude you proved me wrong! Make sure to fake cry when your first daughter is born.

>>35067049
call them cringe and castrate myself as punishment

>>35066863
How do you tell the difference between a shirohebi and a white-haired vanilla lamia?

>>35067049
I don't have children.

>>35067214
Did she set you on fire? If yes than it's a yansnek.

>>35067233
All snakes are yanderes though

>>35067000
need more monster ass

Harem of shirohebi

I'm glad these threads are dying
I remember how they'd get 2000-4000 replies before a new thread was made and now they have a hard time getting 500 and I for one am very pleased by this outcome.

Isn't it objectively better to let your female party members monsterize and just speedrun your adventure defeating the big bad lilim boss, that's way too much into femdom and is trying to bring chastity cages back, since they get a power boost on top of their already decent power making it practically easy mode till they jump you?

Begone Thoth

>>35067270
eh, the type of content here exists in many places, so even if this place dies for good its no real issue.

>>35067299
Monserization is easy, embrace the extra difficulty of doing a 100% Speedrun no monsterizations.

>>35067314
i only know of TFT and mgu, are there any others? is the 8ch community still around somewhere?

>>35066863
Do orc knights think about being captured by human barbarians?

>>35067258

>>35067372
Kinky, but not a serious threat.

>>35067270
That's more due to /jp/'s usual spammers then a lack of monster lovers.
>>35067356
Jim's site has the archives if you don't mind digging for them last time I checked.

>>35067270
I've been around back then. The bulk of those posts was just extra cutesy (shit)posting you see now, so no real loss on that. Now, content drying up quite a bit is worse.
Really, in the end I just wish KC would still pump out profiles semi-regularly. His change in fandom handling was the biggest blow.

>>35067270
Isn't that more because the threads are being archived 4-5 times faster?

>>35067270
It's because /jp/ is way faster now, /tg/fag. The number of posters is still the same.

>>35067270
Here's a (You). Now fuck off.

>>35067447
>>35067472
Its the same type of doom posting we see trotted every now and again.
Sometimes one craves vindication so much they'll create scenarios to have it

>>35066871
>Be anon
>Driving a stagecoach through Texarkana and it's pines
>See this green thing in the middle of the road pointing a half eaten celery stalk at you like its a sixgun
Mweeeh! this is a highway robbery!, now hand over the produce and I won't haf to use this on ya!

>>35067396
which site is jim's? google doesn't show anything

Anubi smell like _________.

>>35067581
rose petal scented oils

>>35067581
Sand

>>35067581
fresh linen and a hint of dog.

>>35067507
that's a lot of goo to lick off her body

>>35067554
typical lawless worms, can't say no to these little green outlaws

Reminder that awakening sealed ancient evils is a bad and stupid idea

I want nurse Uni to get mad that someone fucked up a donation and blew a vein in my arm

>>35067581
stale tortilla chips and sweat
if you live in a desert kingdom it's your civic duty to make them bathe, no matter the cost

>>35067581
natron

>>35067604
Wrong monster

>>35067620
>blew a vein in my arm
I hate when that happens, I bet it was a vampire
>Whoops, looks like I have to "dispose" of this blood

>>35067640
Your first red flag was when the prim and proper noble vampire was wearing an oddly fetishized and 100% non up to code nurse outfit

>>35067640
Nah.
A vampire would keep it the donation going to the end to maximize the donation.
Its just good business sense.

>>35067619
ancient good cannot dissuade my evil seeking boner

>>35067447
Yeah the last thread was only up for like 14 hours.

>>35066870
Gas! Gas! Gas!

>>35067615
She's more the kind to lick...
Well, you know...

>>35066879
>"Brojob WOO WOO"
>please stop, I'm sorry, I never should have
>"Come and fuck my tight boy pussy bro"
>no pls
>"Ahh, man, you know phantom pain? I've got phantom ball itch."
>why
>"Bro I just took the fattest shit, haha all cleaned out for you to fuck my bussy right?"
Possibly the most poetic justice form of faggotry there is.

>>35067666
>giving blood on a whim to do a good deed
>nurse gets the vein on the first stick
>things seem to be going well
>and going
>and going
>youfeelalittlewoozy.jpg
>the nurse just smiles at you
>who were the people running this? you didn't really recognize the name...
>wait, did that nurse have fangs?
>wake up getting a lap pillow from your "nurse"
>she's wearing much more regal garb and is sucking on a blood pack through a straw like a capri sun juice pack
>her smugness infuriates you
>last thing you feel before falling unconscious again is a headpat

>>35066863

>>35067782
Vampires are dangerous. To me specifically.

That's a dangerous level of smug for me

>>35067666
That entirely depends on how impatient she is.

>>35066782
>>35066792
>>35066879
>How I despise these dumb Humans.

>>35067396
Average /jp/ user

>>35067314 >>35067396 >>35067430 >>35067447 >>35067472 >>35067507
>responding to such obvious bait
Why. Pretty sure he's also trying to Leebait so pony content outside of youknowwhere may be a valid category

>>35067661
>very confused and exceptionally angry unicorn tied and gagged in the other room

>>35067835
Yeah, it's that magebro in the background about to kick the couple's asses with their sexy roleplay fluff disturbing the peace (and being horrendously cheesy).

>>35067396
He shut have stuffed that cross into his underwear, I thought nerds were smart?

Inflatable air sacs

>>35067817
she needs to check her phylactery, her emotions are leaking.

>>35067736
That's a giant scoop of strawberry ice cream.

I'm gonna start a social media site called "Beautiful lovely monsters" and only I'm allowed on

>>35067866
>dear diary...jackpot

>>35068105
>Anon starts his own website that only he has access to
>Sadly beautiful lovely monsters can’t get on since only he can access the site

>>35067866
>when she’s freed the dhampir that came to rescue her has to save the vampire

how about sealing ancient goods

>>35067049
Wake up, for real this time.

>>35068353
You should only bully mean old ladies, not nice old ladies

>>35067310
Why is she so happy? Did she get promotions?

>>35067310
Thoth girl when? Also what would she be, some kind of harpy?

Living dolls are the best childhood friend monster there is, name better one I dare you

>>35068404
Large living dolls

>>35067817
Instead of wasting her time hating dumb humans, why doesn't she teach them into being more intelligent and tolerable humans?

>>35068427
Because she doesn’t want to steal Haku jobs

>>35068404
Holstaurs. A day without dairy is a day without meaning, so having a Holstaur for a childhood friend gives you the most meaningful days possible.

>>35068404
>name better one I dare you
geizas

>>35068459
Why does Geiza childhood friend need to watch me with her powers when she can just come on over to my place and hang out if she wants?

>>35067760
truly a fate worse than death

>>35068449
>Hate something
>Have the ability to change the thing you hate into something more desirable
>Refuse to make that change because you don't want to interfere with other people who are trying to achieve that same desirable outcome
And she says humans are the dumb ones. Teaching is not just a profession, but a fundamental behavior that all intelligent beings can and should participate in at some point in their life or unlife, she has no excuse.

Do monster girls like baseball?

>>35067214
trick question, they are the same

>>35068557
I dunno

Some stupid fox keeps screaming at me about "Ya-kyuu" but I don't know what that means

>>35068557
I'm sure some of them do, even if it is just because they enjoy learning and talking about things their husband likes.

Imagine getting beat up and bullied by a cute little kobold.

>>35068557
They should like it if they want to get into my pants.
I’ve broken up with an ex before because she hated baseball.

I've finally realized my purpose in life is to become a Holstaur herd husband.

>>35068404
grapesnakes (they improve anything)

>>35068671
A purely holstaur herd or will there be a few Minotaur and hakutaku mixed in?

>>35068671
>Herd
>"And that's how anon learned the limits of blood and bone."

>>35068741
Take away her book!

>>35068760
Hers is the Book of all things,

I need more deertaur pictures

What kinds of things do they study?

what monsters have the biggest asses?

Can someone tell me how to clean a laptop's screen? I got spaghetti sauce on mine last night and don't know how to clean that surface.

>>35068872

Clever girl...

>>35068872
>Find nearest unmarried kiki
>Ask her to clean your laptop
>While she is cleaning it flip her skirt up and begin fucking her
>This will cause her cleaning instincts to kick in hard
>You now have a spotless laptop and kiki maid to clean for you

Would smug, hard dom mamono be proud of me for learning orbital mechanics and orbiting the moon in KSP?

Would shy, super-sub mamono be ashamed of me for saying Super Smash Bros Melee is a glorified party game?

>>35069259
No.

Is naked oil wrestling considered a valid way of defeating a lizard girl?

>>35069330
Absolutely. Slippery skinks!

>>35069330

>>35069330
>Lizard girl that has the hots for anon challenge him to a sword fight
>Anon declines and says he will only accept her challenge if it's a naked oil wrestling match
>Aroused lizard noises.mp3

>>35069830
That's all well and good with lizards, but don't try it with a Salamander, that oil will light right up.

>>35069830
As soon as I get a good grip on her fat tail she's done for!

In the summer time when the weather is fine?

>>35070130

>>35070151
sus

The Pants Act:
>Whereas pants constrict not only the lower limbs and reproductive organs, but also the human soul, and: whereas pants are known to be an affront to all forms of life but Man:
>Therefore I, The Queen of Hearts, command that the use of pants be outlawed throughout the realm under penalty of rape.
>All existing variants of this garment are to be immediately burned, and the ashes distributed evenly over the graves of our forefathers.

Anyone know where I can find Leona content? The bipolar Manticore one

>>35070229
Guess I'm going for the kilt, then.

Would you prefer a Kobold go "Woof Woof Woof!", "Wan Wan Wan!" or "Bow Wow Wow!"?

>>35070229
Her hat made her look like Mokou from the thumbnail.

>>35070262
I'm more a fan of shlop shlop slurp

>>35070283
Even for when she doesn't have anything in her mouth?

>>35070262
I'd prefer her to go "You can't keep a good dog down"

>>35070229
So any men who wander in are arrested for wearing pants?

>>35070294
She's always gonna have something in her mouth

>>35070315
But wouldn't that start to be irritating eventually?

>>35070333
Not even in the slightest.

If sandworms can manage it, so can a kobold.
Also need to consider that it won't just be my dick, by my tongue, face, and fingers also in her mouth at times as well.

>>35070365
All at the same time?

>>35070408
Well no, but that can be arranged if I so wanted.

What are some fun activities for a Kobold and Cheshire to play together? I think it's wonderful to see a dog and cat girl getting along so nicely.

>>35070489
Tag

>>35067994
I wish to pleasure myself with this fish.

Hey, I'm back. Ready for your routine health inspection?
https://www.4binz.org/404
Contains nurarihyon

Imagine a hakutaku that silently writes down things in her notebook whenever you do something

>>35070572
I want her to write dramatically like in death note

>>35070594
Oh man, that's totally how she grades papers, isn't it?

>>35070572
Hakus have massive "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE" Energy

>>35068404
That is a rare living doll you got there.

>>35070623
>"I can continue to mark the grades of students whose names are broadcast on the news, while masquerading as a typical highschool teacher grading her students"
>"Just watch me, Hubby. I'll mark papers with my right hand and grade students with my left. I'll take your cock... AND SUCK IT!"
>"Honey those are the same thing, and you sucked me off just five minutes ago."

>>35070623
The real question is if she acts like light or mikogami

>>35070572
>>35070594
>Haku-sensei pulls out the red ballpoint pen
oh no

>>35070763
>>35070774
I just can't imagine Haku-sensei laughing like this, so it'll be Mikami.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C65oaIHsdYM

>>35070559
Based and smoke pilled

>>35070763
Why does grading people on the news matter?
And why is the new broadcasting grades?

>>35070799
She has a great class and they're in the local news for winning some competition or another. Shut up.

>>35070799
It was all a trap by her nemesis!

most beatable monsters:
elves
dark elves
foxes
least beatable monsters:
sandwoms
lilims but only if the use their thighs first.

agree?

>>35071123
Only if they're into ryona. Don't abuse them without consent, please.

>>35071123
Can't beat elves bro. Nope. No one can beat the elf. No one. Can't beat the elf.

>>35071123
I'd rank kobolds and cu siths at the top of the most beatable list. I also feel ratas would be very easy to beat as well

>>35068557
The Winterstown Snow Owls are doing good this year!

>>35071266
Shadowplay is underrated
>Having a lovely dinner with your wight wife
>Try to ignore the screaming legion of souls trapped within her shadow.

I am here form the depths of hell to tell you. DYING IS GAY

JUC
Jabberwock
Ushi oni
Cheshire

Is 5+10= 9?

>>35071604
No, it's 11

>>35071123
Not too sure on the foxes, they are cunning bunch

>>35070834
Who would even want to counter a woman that grades people?
And what woman can even serve as an anti-teacher?

>>35071555
>>35071555
Greetings fellow man of culture.

Normal sight in the monstergirl lands?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>"sensei? Why does my test have a red across it?"
>Haku flashes back to when she was doing her marks.... sitting on her husbands lap
>"I... slipped"
>It wasnt exactly a lie

How do I make monster girls stare at me?

>>35071741
Wear short shorts

Human Woman

>>35071780
Doesnt she have super god blood or some shit

>>35071751
With a tanktop as well, helps I am kinda /fit/

>>35071801
Lucky you.

>>35071604
>>35071637
Get off the internet, Mersharks. You need to finish your lessons with Miss Hakutaku first.

I want a CC oni

Smooochiess.

Gonna mod my dick into a drill, no one will stop me

>POV: You are a stupid low level adventurer who lost to higher leveled dark elves
>game over theme:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtFhwAm6Lgg
>Dark elves cheering in victory

>>35066863
So how do Danukis and Monstergirl Corporations and Demon Realm State owned companies handle and pander in Pride Month?

How do I make my single hakutaku teacher notice me?

>You have angered/alerted the (human) Hag

Uh oh! What did you do this time?

>>35072091
Alps and Liliarunes?

>>35072091
Probably not as while transsexualism is a thing in MGE, Its all in the name of heterosexuality as MGE is aggressively anti LGBT

>>35072091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9tSLIqxtM

>>35072091
>pride month
>month honoring liongirls

>responding to the gay

>>35072091
Makes me wonder what KC would thing of that short lived "super straight" meme

>>35072268
What even is that?

>>35066863
>edition
Retard

>>35072268
>"Dating an alp isn't that bad"

>>35072326
Google broke for you, son?
Super straight is simply that you'd fuck only natural and not trannies

Anons, how do I teach my ghoul wife that there's more to life than fellatio (and its cousin, irrumatio)?

>>35072552
Remind her she has a vagina that hasn't been used

100 degree weather today, wish I had an nice ice lady to snuggle with.

I am public enemy #1, why I deal and sling condoms on the corner

>>35072611
I want ti go sun bathing with a salamander instead.

Can dog eat chocolate?

muscle birds are for worship and cuddling

>>35072611
Glacies to cuddle during the day, Yeti to cuddle at night

>>35072776
No.

>>35072776
In MGE? No, they get a stomach ache.

>>35072797
The nights are still hot as hell here, the Yeti wouldn't be very happy.

>>35072611
I am fine with that

>>35066863
LET ME JUST SAY IN ALL CAPS THAT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE LAHMIAS AND WISH THEY CAN WRAP AND COIL AROUND ME!

>>35072797
I am content with becoming nothing more than a cuddleslut.

>>35070171
that is beyond cursed

I had a dream about that one anon's Baphomet daughter (wife) last night. I was sitting at a bus stop eating a big bag of fruit snacks and she kept staring at me like she was expecting me to give her some. She got 0 fruit snacks that dream so make sure you give her some when portals open.

Kot inside. You have been warned.

>Everything the darkness touches is our kingdom!

>>35072927
Hi how're yeh!

>>35073077
Fatty.

>>35073057
Dead little girls make me sad

>>35073109
Fatty

>>35073057
Must be a small kingdom.

>>35073148
She really is, glad you agree.

>>35073150
You're a small kingdom.

>>35073113
Anon that one was born undead

>>35072852
>The nights are still hot as hell here, the Yeti wouldn't be very happy.
Yeti would keep your AC at full blast at night and make sure you keep your freezer stocked with plenty of ice cream, she's a big, warm girl

>>35073113
Don't worry Anon, she isn't dead dead.

>>35073223
>Yeti would keep your AC at full blast at night
It's broken.

>>35073031
Nice job bro

>>35073191
I guess I kind of am, apparently everyone has a colony of eyebrow mites on them and that's kind of like a kingdom. Makes you wonder if those things would monsterize if you hit them with enough mana.

>>35073396
The monsterized version would probably be something like those girls in RE8, what with them being a swarm of insects that bundle up into an attractive female form.

>>35073316
>AC broken and the repairman can't make it out for a week?
>Hold on, let me call my Ice Queen friend, she owes me a favor
>She's on her way, I hope you have a spare bedroom for her
>She likes cookie dough ice cream by the way, hurry and go get some!

>>35073424
that sounds so absurdly comfy.

>>35073031
Dumb Cheshire poster
>>35073379
I want so choke leaf!

>>35073423
Wait, would the tits and pussy still be real tits and pussy, or will I be groping and fucking a bunch of bugs shaped like tits and a pussy?

>>35073524
Well, considering that the game featured mold that could perfectly mimic human flesh, and that the girls seemed to be mostly flesh and blood when you cracked open a window, it stands to reason that if she isn't trying to fuck with you then her tits would feel like tits, and her pussy would feel like pussy. Would it be 'real' pussy? No. Could she change her vaginal walls at any time to a cylinder of skittering insects while you're inside just to make you lose your shit? Absolutely. But she'd be cute so there's that.

>>35073630
Thats a big no to me

>>35072776
They can but it gives them terrible gas.

>>35073630
Sounds kinda hot.

Maids are nice

>>35072927
>I ABSOLUTELY LOVE LAHMIAS
>"LAHMIA"
>Seething Nehekharan and Tomb Kings noises

>>35073705
Sometimes returning the sacred dragon relic is the best move you can make

Its all fun and games till an echidna gets the 'bright idea' of setting up a dungeon in wonderland

Victory favours the smart

>>35073906
Wait, they're all maids?

The best way to enter a dungeon is to act very speical. None of the monster girls inside will hurt you if you do and will help you even

I''m renting out my attic to a house spider arachne that spends all day drawing lewds and making cosplay outfits with her threads.

>>35066863
>Favorite monstergirl
>Favorite topping on pizza

I'll start: Demons and Anchovies

>>35073827
I can't imagine an echidna getting along well with cheshire cats. Everyone knows that echidnas don't chuckle and would rather flex their knuckles.

>>35073906
Real question is how did the warrior succeed and mr thief get caught by the spider

>>35073906
That warrior has real chad energy. Disregard bitches, acquire wealth.

>>35073945
Dark slime and Dark slime

>>35073945
Dragons/salamander and peperoni

>>35073944
Wow that's really cool. What sort of cosplays does she make?

>>35073945
Black harpies and mushrooms

>>35073945
Wurms and pizza sucks, burgers are better

>>35073945
Greenworm and all fruits and vegetables except onions and jalapeño

>>35073906
>Favours
Found the brit

>>35072776
No!

>>35070559
this isn't futa is it

>>35072153
Monsterize her daughters.

>>35073945
Jinko/Cheshire
Tough call between jalapenos or pepperoni.

>>35073950
>Cheshire accidentally makes the dungeon harder as the Echidna sells out to put teleportation inhibiting magics on the entire dungeon.

>>35074032
We spell things correctly.

>>35074032
Most the western world spells it that way.

>>35074077
We SpeLl ThINgS CoRrEctly

>>35073945
>Sandworm
>Pepperoni

>>35074077
>>35074110
Color has no U, it does not need one.

>>35072446
Wasn't it ironic since it used the Grindr logo? I don't really care about looking into it that much.

>>35074077
>>35074110
I bet you say Al-you-min-e-um

>>35073991
Most of it is maid outfits for exotic species: Snake-maid outfits, mermaid-maid(?) outfits, greenworm-maid outfits, and she even did a sandworm-maid outfit once. It was a lot of work and string, but that sandworm one was really impressive with all the frills on the worm's shell.

>>35074200
All of that from her attic? Pretty impressive. And what sort of lewds?

>>35070171
>>35072945

>>35073945
minos and pepperoni

>>35073945
Holstaur and Italian sausage

I wanna disco dance with an adorable fun Kobold!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1hlEyvXqXw

>>35074367
And what sort of moves would cute kobold chan bust out on the dance floor?

A recurring fantasy of mine is to be the odd man out in an adventuring party and the whole party gets gradually whittled down/monster used/paired off until I’m the only one left and I then proceed to hightail it out there and get on a boat to the desert continent to find an apophis wife and I eventually come back to that old castle with a small army of grapesnakes.

>>35074418
Ah wait what was the second part of that fantasy Anon-

>>35074213
Lots of stuff in strange angles, usually with the guy tied up. Her work is pretty popular with dark elves and other arachne.

>>35074406
Puppy step dancing. It'll be hard on her digitigrade legs, but she'd look as cool as a superstar when she pulls it off BECAUSE it was so hard to learn.
No shame in teaching her the easy dances first, though. You should always prioritize the health of your Kobold first and foremost.

>>35074456
Has she ever asked you to pose for her? Artists need references after all.

CLASS IS IN FUCKING SESSION
The main season words go without the "u" is because webster thought it was bullshit and wanted inovation

>>35074487
She says she always finds a way to get the references she needs and I don't need to help, but that doesn't explain all the times I wake up with a bunch of webs in the corner of my bedroom.

>>35069330
Yes. Just don't try this with a salamander, I learned that the hard way.

>>35074538
But sensei, I was taught to spite the brits at every given chance.

A recurring fantasy of mine is to be a descendant of the brother of the husband of the Mermaid Queen. So when she visits the port or I try to sail and meet her she tries to hook me up to her daughter (decades old but looks like a teenager) because she is basically living through her and this would make her relive the time she was married

>>35074538
>season

>>35070559
Holy shit, he lives

>>35074538
Fuck the brits, they suck. USA IS THE BEST

>>35074538
>Season

A recurring fantasy of mine is to be manhandled big BEEG

>>35074538
Your a fake haku, no haku would fuck up reason woth season

A recurring fantasy of mine is to be loved.

>>35074538
Louk bouddy there's nou reasoun tou be sou oupset by an extra vouwel

>>35074668
What do we do with imposter haku?

>>35074657
A recurring fantasy of mine is to manhandle big BEEG.

>>35074717
Send her to the milking ranch

>>35074717
Call the Monster Department of Education.

>>35074538
Innovation

>>35074796
Whats it like there?

More Mira translations.

https://pastebin.com/fwMDmqHf
>Melty Fruit
>There are many kinds of crops grown in the Spirit Fields, but one that can only be seen in Mira is this Melty Fruit
>It’s very similar to Melting Vegetables... You can think of it as Mira’s unique subspecies, with a different appearance and taste Ta-daa! Actually, I have a jar of melty fruit with me right now Ufufu, here, have some

>They have a strange shape, don’t they? They wobble about like gelatin, but their shape can actually slightly change depending on how they’re grown
>The Spirit Fields that grow melty fruit have a large amount of water put in them... Hm~, or rather, instead of being paddy fields, they’re more like shallow little reservoirs
>The water in them is very clear, so you can clearly see what is going on in the water from the outside.
>The seeds and seedlings of melty fruit float in water, and if left floating, they will grow down into the water instead of above it, and bear a lot of fruit
>Oh, you can try and take them out of the jar While it’s difficult for melting vegetables to keep their shape, melty fruits are grown in Undine water, and also have a Gnome’s “moist and hard” properties, so when you hold them in your hands, they just jiggle around and hold their shape Fufu, what do you think? It’s so charming and pretty that it’s almost a shame to eat it, don’t you think

>And you know what, one fruit on its own looks beautiful, but the paddy fields where the melty fruits are grown is so much, much, more suuuuper pretty! When they receive sunlight from outside, the many melty fruits in the water shine just like jewels... It’s like a fairy-tale world where coral spreads out in the water, and that coral is growing jewels, and that scenery captivates the hearts of many people Some people who visit Mira admire the Spirit Fields growing these melty fruits, and want to grow their own...! It seems some people have even decided to live here permanently

>Oh, ufu, ufufu What do you think? Was it jiggly like jelly, and taste crisp? Good
>Not only do they look great, they’re also very popular for their refreshing sweetness that spreads a cool sensation throughout your body, just like when drinking fresh water, and, of course, since they’re a fruit of the monster realm... they also have a wonderful effect
>It’s okay, don’t looks so startled Melty fruit will thicken the eater’s resistance to monster mana, and with the Gnome’s mana, they become fertile ground to receive even more monster mana, that is, the body will try to accept even more monster mana... It also has the dual effect of giving you a strong appetite for monster mana
>To summarize, let’s say someone eats monster realm cooking that turns the person eating it lewd.
>If a non-lewd person eats it, they’ll turn super lewd, so it seems quite effective, right?
>However, if a monster, who is lewd to begin with, eats it, it will seem less effective even though they act just as naughty, right?
>Those that have eaten a melty fruit will feel the same way, and in addition to their body accepting lots of the monster mana from the monster realm cuisine, they somehow get the delusion that “The monster mana isn’t affecting me”, and it seems they end up eating too much food
>But that’s only an illusion The more such a person eats, the more the effect of this fruit will come out, and they’ll be able to enjoy the effects of the monster realm dish even more... For example, even if the effects of a dish that uses abundant monster realm crops causes someone to “take off their clothes” or “get a painful erection”, they will still feel as if they can afford to eat more and more...
>Fufu That’s why melty fruit is often used in dishes that deepen one’s enjoyment of the night It can be cut up and served with a dish, offered as an appetizer, or, at Ms. Glacie’s restaurant, melty fruit is made into a gelato that makes after-dinner intercourse more enjoyable...
>You’ve already finished it all, but you’re thinking you can still eat more, and can’t wait for what I serve you next... Eating more and more lewd food, getting more and more excited Finally, you can’t stand it anymore, and eat me... ufufu Melty fruit is the best
>Eh? You only had a little nibble? Did you think that’s what I was talking about? Oh, ara ara, ufufu It seems I may have revealed that information a little too early...

>However, if you eat this fruit, in the same way your appetite grows, you will also develop an unbearable urge for monster mana... Ufufu, it’s okay, when that time comes, I’ll be sure to treat you to lots of delicious food

>>35074877
Probably has the equivalent of what Hakus are for humans, but for other Hakus instead.

>>35074934
https://pastebin.com/ZFCcsiDc
>Spirit Hot Springs
>Dear customer How’s the water?
>Don’t Mira’s Spirit Hot Springs feel nice? Ufufu Are you surprised there’s a hot spring in such an inconspicuous place?
>In Mira, the water that is drawn up from the streams remains clear thanks to the Undines, and places like this get warmed up by the power of Ignis and the mana of pure spirits, becoming hot springs
>These hot springs can be found in the ruins of old houses connected to the waterways like this one, at the end of streams that pass through deep forests, and in some cases, the cavities of large fallen trees
>On the island of Mira, there are many hot springs and baths that have become “hideouts” just like this one, but the largest and oldest of them is called the “Great Spirit Hot Spring”, which is like a large coed bathhouse Ufufu, since it’s called the Great Spirit Hot Spring, monsterized spirits like to soak comfortably in it, and if someone like you gets in, they’ll come and wash your back

>You may think of hot springs as just a bathing establishment, but Mira’s hot springs are naturally created by spirits like this, so anyone is free to visit at any time, and of course, there is no charge And so, a lot of people enter after they’ve gotten tipsy and comfortable from drinking at a bar
>Fufu, many spirit hot springs are places hidden from public view like this one, so intimate men and women can also go in together and use them for “a certain purpose”...
>Ufufu I think it’s about time I washed your back Fufu It may be a bit late to say this, but this is called a hot spring after all, the water here has some wonderful benefits

>The water heated by the Ignis’ power contains the magical power of their flames... Aha, it seems you’ve gotten rather distressed down there Has your crotch been aching and swollen since earlier, and you can’t stand it anymore...?
>Any man that takes a long bath alone will unconsciously become like that, and can’t help but let it out once it’s built up
>If a man were to do such a thing by himself... The spirits would be sure to notice And they’ll diligently help out
>Ahh... you’re so burly down there... it’s getting harder Don’t worry, I’m with you now, so relax and leave it to me... I’ll give it to you properly, so until you’ve let it all out, all you have to do is get comfortable and feel good...

>>35074657
A recurring fantasy of mine is to cuddle big BEEG and small smol.

cuddling with a mino under the shade of a tree on a sunny day

>>35074958
I wonder how much chaos would occur if I asked I wanted the oldest single haku to be my tutor

>>35074769
Wtf

>>35074934
>fruit with jiggle physics
lewd

>>35075104
It's just post-battle defeat-fucking.

>>35074613
Why is she so smug?

>>35074934
>>35074974
Fantastic as always. How much more is there to go?

>>35075030
Hot sweaty sex out in the summer sun with minos

>>35075400
Just doing anything with minos because they are the best

Its all fun and games till the first princess of the lizardman empire gets a little....attached to Anon as he tries to leave the court.

>>35075425
>minos
>best
think you mean wurm but ok bud

>>35075283
6 more articles, or about 7 pages of text left to go.

>>35075077
>The last person to ask me for something was the emperor of China
Just don't ask her how long ago that was or she'll start drinking

>>35073945
Holstaur
All meat but if I had to choose one pepperoni

>>35075618
Gonna dress her up like a school girl and ask her if she has been naughty

>>35066863
MGQchads, where we at?

>>35075601
>humble servant anon with a mercenary background gets ordered to be sent away to a faraway castle to serve a branch family
>first princess lizardgirl is NOT having it

>>35066863
How do you tell a shirohebi from a vanilla lamia with white hair/red eyes?

>>35075719
if you text "I love you," a vanilla lamia will be happy with it, a reply with something similar.
Hebi will be more like "Is that it? There's another woman, isn't there? Let me see your contacts list."

>>35075653
Theres a certain kind of magic to CC monsters squealing over getting to experience what they never had in a old uniform that doesn't fit

>>35075691
Soon we will have more incest

>>35075710
>Honey please, I know he was nice but we have so many other knights for you to meet. Why we have this nice lord over here who-
>'But they aren't Anon! Why should that bitch Claudia get him? '
>Mind your mouth missy, and Claudia is getting him as they are a having a bit of an issue with werewolves on the northern border and Anon is experienced in-
>'You're literally sending him to the dogs?!'

>>35075738
I want to see a sitcom about a shirohebi and her husband babysitting his niece

>>35067945
Kek
>Alright, now I can drop the act.
>She pulls out a cig and goes full doomer.

>>35075738
Vanilla lamia would do the latter as well. They're just as yandere. All lamia are yandere.

>>35075719
One's NotJapanese. The other isn't.

>>35075789
Be a shame if the hobgoblin court jester told the princess she has to fight Claudia for mating rights

>>35073077
>fat tail
>likes to drink
>GYARU
Oh no! She’s perfect!

>>35075860
>Oh man Princess, it seems as though Claudia has been tossed quite the bone.
>If you want that bone for yourself you may need to do something extreme like, oh, a duel of possession?
>'I'll do it!'
>"Sweetie please, Claudia is a treasured member of our military and has worked hard to -"
>'I can take her mom! You've had me trained and everything!'
>"I have and I also know that Claudia is a Veteran of 20 years in our military with numerous commendations to her name. To be frank, sweetie, you will be 'smoked'"

>>35073945
uhhhh
kitsune
italian sausage/salami+pepperoni/beef
getting the crust-sauce-cheese right is FAR, far more important though

>>35076093
Is it cheating for the princess to "borrow" her great great great grandfathers magical sword from the armoury? Alls fair in love in and war so it must be assumed anything goes is twice as fair in both

>>35076136
>Sweetie we have rules now. You have to use the gear provided, not realm breaker.
>"buut whhhhhhhhhy?"
>Because not everyone has a century old relic. Besides, I don't think you can even pick it up.

>>35076136
Family heirlooms are always allowed, even if it’s unfair as hell

Snek tail makes for a good body pillow

>>35076185
This. It makes it so much more satisfying when you defeat them.

Is it honorable to do what that one greek boxer did and beat sallies and lizardgals by dodging all their attacks until they tire out and can't lift their sword to hit me?

>>35076288
Sure. But you better be prepared for one of them to use a ancient technique that is super difficult to dodge.

>>35076164
>>35076185
>princess agrees that she's being silly
>hobgoblin jester mentions she heard Claudia mutter "cute" under her breath when introduced to anon
>the truth of this statement is debatable yet the princess is seen dragging the sword down the hall
>gets the courtyard and lifts the wobbling sword with her arms shaking and then shouts "ClaudiaIchallengeyoutoaduel"
>then brings the sword down
>the magical blast results in a mutual KO as everybody gets knocked out

>>35075789
I want to become the body guard of a Lizard girl princess.
She doesn't need a body guard at all, but it would still be nice.

>>35076288
How about when someone can Homer Simpson all of a monster girl's attacks until they tire instead?

>>35076324
Which is?

>>35076331
>"So this means we share right?"
>No, this means things remain the same and you don't get punished.
>"That's not fair! I'll get her next ti-"
>Punished by Claudia's court that is. I, on the otherhand, seem to have raised a disobedient daughter that needs to learn some discipline.

>...sorry, we're not accepting applicants right now
>you could try Kuroferuru's Sabbath though, I hear they're always in need of new "onii-chans"

>>35076477
>you could try Kuroferuru's Sabbath though, I hear they're always in need of new "onii-chans"
Nah, I would just go home and cry for a bit.
I'm kind of used to rejection by now.

>>35076477
I'd apply as a janitor or custodian. Lord knows those frumpy old witches can't take care of themselves properly.

>>35076586
I give it two weeks before you pull a Sorcerer's Apprentice.

>>35076477
Time to use them mirror neourons, copy what they do, also steal their books on how to basic magic up to advanced magic

>>35076636
This smug lolibaba needs more porn
https://files.catbox.moe/gwdfw7.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2zcys0.png
I hate the clipping on the second

>>35076477
Come on, please. There has to be something I can do. Anything, l'll do anything to learn magik.

Slimes dumb! Slimes bad!

>>35076824
>This smug lolibaba needs more porn
I've got her card, and I've got beast scenes. Don't tempt me.

>>35076873
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>35076827
>...
>Well...
>Look, I've got a Familiar who's a handful and a half, she's whip-smart but overeager and continually makes a mess of things
>You keep her happy and out of my work spaces, and I'll teach the both of you.

>Also, you tell nobody or the deal is off.

>>35076824
All the bapho leaders need more porn. All Sabbath girls need more porn actually

>>35077035
Especially Runya. Runya needs lots of porn

>>35077048
You leave her out of this.

>>35077065
Runya has cummy paws and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>35077035
I wish Kuro, Shiro and Greilia got more.
>>35077048
Runya also needs a rough prone bone.

>>35077065
For each new piece that the other baphomets get, I'm gonna make three pieces that show Runya's holes getting stuffed, one-by-one.

>>35067430
Y'know, there's such a thing as "Writing your own content."
Jeez.

oh no she's stridulating

KC made a long ass post about a loli monster girl called "Saint Lori" that has the blessing power the Chief God but in lesser degree.

She too can give a booster blessing, if you are highly qualified you can become a hero, but even if you cant be a hero the blessing will at least give you the level of a "middle boss".

Be careful, centaurs look for excuses to pin you against things and force you to take responsibility.

>>35077344
>aww who's my scary little shelob?

>>35077472
Is that why the old general keeps standing in front of me while I'm keeping watch at the gate?

>>35075789
>cut to montage if her and anon together
>brushing her hair in the morning
>making her the perfect cup of tea
>helping her brush up on her fencing skills
>exploring the nearby woods with her
>pulling a little thorn stuck between her scales
>massaging her tail before bed
>cut back to her being told the news
>"ABSOLUTELY NOT I'M GOING WITH HIM FATHER!"

>>35077699
>"Well, our little girl does need more experience for the throne. No one will respect a less than skilled warrior."
>Parents are talking it over while she, dragging a suitcase that has clothes and weapons poking out of it, is striding out the door.

>>35077638
Wall spider! What wisdom do you have for me?

>>35077889
Nothing, just look how pretty she is!

>>35077899
She's very pretty but I want wisdom. Give it to me, spider.

>>35077948
Akemi is already so sage and wise though!

>>35077948

>>35077948
Akemi needs to share her books already.

>Anon's harpy wife doesn't like living indoors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZTVBfpT_20

>>35077352
Got the raw text for it?

>>35074036
Nevermind
Tattoos are gross though

>>35077948
Licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal

>>35078029
I want to fly with my harpy wife

>>35074668
Who would fake being a haku? Mino or Holst?

>>35078027
When you promise to be careful with them.

>>35078138
Human woman.

>>35078260
skin crawling

Why do big monster milfs make me feel funny?

>>35077948
>>35077995
>>35078027
>>35078093
Who is this Akemi? Googling and reverse image searching aren't giving me anything.

>>35078291
is it possible that you find them attractive?

>>35078301
https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterCaw
A very good guy's wife.

>>35078301
It's the name of the birb in question. Only time she's mentioned is in a pastebin story that's long gone by now no doubt, and the comms the waifufag gets.