/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Thanks for the compliment?

I wish. I want her shoes.

thats a really tiny netbook

You are implying that the average /jp/ user is someone that I would want to fuck.

This cannot be farther from the truth.

Actually, OP, I'm above average.

Average /jp/ user

>>3505583
This.

Shoes on the bed? Disgusting.

>>3505583

on my dick

>>3505600
I dont want to be on your dick.

Average /jp/ user

I wish

>>3505609

That is totally what I look like, except I am wearing Grado GS-1000 and a FiiO E3 amp and my dress is pink.

>>3505618
Dear lord that's sexy.

>>3505618
>>Grado GS-1000 and a FiiO E3 amp
>>Grado GS-1000
>>FiiO E3 amp

does not compute

I wish

I would throw away that laptop immediately and become a cumdumpster in some alley in downtown Boston

Cool shoes sis.

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>>3505574
uhhh... thanks?

>>3506149
Yet.....I dont want to go near with the gangs dude....

it's like you took a picture of my room!

>>3506223

There are gangs in Boston?

My world has been shattered

>>3506261
I forget the name....

It start with these hardcore white guys listening hardcore music and beat up each other from their somewhat brotherly code or something like that.....

Awesome.

>>3506261
I used to live near Boston and there wre many gangs. They never bothered me, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KqZ4g9-9dk&feature=youtube_gdata
Average /jp/ user

>>3505583
>I wish.
This.

I wish my hair was that long and my shoulders that narrow.

Pretty accurate I think.

Bunch of fags ITT.

>>3506616
Why hello thar newfag

>Average /jp/ user

Okay, maybe it's just me

>>3506616
Welcome to /jp/.

Average /jp/ user

>>3506644
That picture made my day, my friend.
Bravo.

>>3506656
You must be new here

Feels great being sexy desune.

>>3506724
Indeed.

>>3505618
How dare you! Give me those cans at once before you destroy it with your unworthy power.

>>3505574
More like this, pretty please.

>>3505597
This is actually close to the truth, I have slightly shorter hair and my eyes are gray.

>>3506760
Sure, bro.

And I look like this.

I look like this.

>>3506743
Damn it, this gave me an erection.

Average /jp/ user

>>3506768
What I'm saying is that I'm a trap, I'm probably taller than the one on the picture as well.

>>3506782
Me in the portrait.

>>3506783
Mmkay, I wouldn't mind traps on /jp/, but gray eyes? Come on now.

>>3506783
Sure you are. Enjoy being 300 pounds.

>>3506787
What, what's wrong with gray eyes?

>gray eyes
Pics please. Non-standard eyes are sexy.

>>3506787
I have grey eyes, what's the problem?

I hardly get dressed, I just tie my hair in a bun and its
pajamas all day for me. the ones with the clouds on them.

>>3506855
How are they non-standard?
Maybe I'm just used to it since the whole family has them.

grey eyes are called hazel

>>3506859
hazel is actually brown/green eyes.
grey eyes would be considered blue.

>>3506858
I've seen plenty of green/blue/brown eyes in my time but I haven't seen any gray.

>>3506862
No, gray eyes are gray eyes.

>>3506859
>grey eyes are called hazel
No.

Why is that bitch not only wearing shoes indoors, but getting them on a bed/sofa/whatever.

>>3506888
Because it's HER bed in HER house and she can do whatever she likes.

One day, anon, you will also have the pleasure of resting on your own furniture, in your own residence.

>>3506888
They are cute.

>>3506909
I wouldn't keep my shoes on my bed.
Because, you know, it's dirty and all ?

>>3506926

i actually do it. my sandals are clean though.

You gray eyed mutants wouldn't happen to hail from WINLAND?

The hair in the OP is suprisingly close, except I don't have a fringe and mines wavier.
I can carry 7 pens on one strand. At least. I am superior.

>>3506970
You are superior if you can carry 3 erect penises in your ass. Otherwise, get out.

>>3506982
I thought /jp/ hated sluts, but I'd gladly turn sluttish if you ask.

>>3506984
Would you disappear if I asked you to?

>>3506984
Now THAT's a slut.

If, if it's /jp/-kun...

BLARGH!

>>3506992
Not sure if it's possible, but I'll try if you ask.
>>3506997
I don't think it is, I say it is just dedication to /jp/, though if you say otherwise I'll concede.

>>3506970
>>3506984
>>3507007

... What a dedicated and beautiful Anon.

>>3505574
This thread proves that there are no boys in /jp/.

No real girl would ever brag about being a girl on /jp/.

People don't dress in beautiful clothing and groom their hair when they are locked in their room surfing /jp/.

>>3507024
I don't even care about clothing. I surf all day naked.

>>3507007
Being a slut is in direct opposition to /jp/. You cannot be dedicated to /jp/ and also be a slut.

>>3507024

Maybe you don't.

>naked

SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES!

>>3507029

Go back to /b/.

>>3507029
you wanna see my manboobs?

>>3507029
I hope you like manboobs.

>>3507026
So, if someone's willing to become a slut for YOU
You still look down on her because of the fact, that she's a slut
I find it rather romantic. In a twisted way.

>>3507024
Speak for yourself.

>>3507035
Things can be both romantic and repugnant. Being a slut like you describe would be an example of this.

There are a lot of newfags in this thread. If you're new to /jp/, here's how it works.

Are you a guy? Then you don't go around asking if everyone is female.

Are you a girl? Then you don't go around telling everyone that you're female.

Do you suspect someone's a girl? Then you don't ask "TITS OR GTFO", just quietly go about your business.

Is someone bragging about being a girl? They're not a girl. They don't have tits. Don't ask for them.

>>3507040
You were doing well until
>They don't have tits

>>3507040
>Do you suspect someone's a girl?

Wrong, we pester them with date requests until they leave the board.

I don't see why any women would want to visit this board anyways

>>3507041

Manboobs aren't tits.

>>3507041
Small breasts can still be called tits. Boobies are the sizable ones.

>>3507026
Ah, but that is the /jp/ paradox. They yearn for someone pure, and innocent, but willing to participate in all of their abstract fetishes. Fetishes that, might I add, are inherently sluttish in nature.
The only compromise would be someone introverted publicly, but willing to bend their own mentality for /jp/s wishes.
Yandere optional, of course.

>>3507048
I think it's the other way around. Tits is vulgar sounding, while "boobies" sounds comedic or innocent.

>>3507053
A girlfriend that is introverted, awkward and shy but quickly becomes wanton for sex after breaking the ice.

>>3507048
>>3507058
Isn't "boobies" just what a stupid pre-pubescent kid calls breasts?

Everyone on /jp/ is a girl so let's just come out and post our pictures.

I call them おっぱい.

>>3507062
There's a fine line between stupid and innocent, my dear friend, and it can be used in an ironic, comedic way.

>>3507064
Too many dimensions.

>>3507064
I'd pet it.

>>3507053
>but willing to participate in all of their abstract fetishes

Really? What if I were to tell you that a consensual sexless relationship would be fine?

>>3507064
I'd hit it with a truck filled with hugs

>>3507064
Don't care if that's an elaborate trolling hoax or anything, but---
If only there were more women like that. ;_;

1. Wake up only to see you are 10 minutes away from being unable to join Automation course
2. Rush to campus
3. Realize you haven't even washed your face nor made your hair
4. Use your earphones' cable to tie your hair for the time being
5. Forget all about it and go to the canteen for some breakfast
6. Proceed to blush furiously as you are called cute waiting in line

Sometimes life is not so bad

>>3507088
Too bad in other pictures, she's a slut.

>>3507064
Here is me.

>>3507091

No online registration? What barbaric school is this?♠

>>3507094
Monopoly money with Operation?
Blasphemy!

>>3507094
Don't try and lie, you wont fool me.

>>3507100

It's the new version where you can sue the doctor.

>>3507099
It wasn't for registration, it was the first class of Automation course and the prof. is notorious for not accepting latecomers past the 15th minute mark

>>3507064

>>3507107
Your face is beautiful.

>>3507112

>>3507107
pig 3d disgusting stretchmarks

>>3507117
It's not that bad.
And she's got nice a beautiful neck.

>>3507094
Blue Wickys are the only good ones.

>>3507132
*sip*

>>3507064
You're kidding.

What's really going to happen is you're going to give me shit-tests, and if I behave in a rational way and treat you like a human being, you'll run out and find some player and jump his bones in like 5 minutes. Then you're going to come crying back to me, and if I forgive you you're going to act like the whole situation was MY fault. We'll have stiff and uninvolved make-up sex, and then it'll be about a month of celibacy until the cycle is repeated.

You're doomed to unhappiness because you can't and won't overcome your instincts.

>>3507139
Isn't it the male who's doomed to unhappiness, due to being the one who welcomes her home with open arms, only to be betrayed again- Repeat.

>>3507143
Nah, because I have Youmu and Yuyuko. I'd never put myself in that situation. I'm totally happy, even lacking what "normal" people would consider prerequisites.

She's going to be screwing around for the rest of her life, with everything she needs to be "happy" and being unable to partake of it.

>>3507091
Sounds too good to be true.

>>3507086

I think most of /jp/ would be with you on that.

Anonymous doesn't really want sex. Almost anyone on /jp/ *could* get sex if they wanted: there's an endless supply of shitty sluts and whores out there. But Anonymous doesn't, because deep down inside, he doesn't *want to*.

He just wants someone who understands him.

>>3507158
I want to.

>>3507158
/jp/ Anonymous, or the whole of 4chan Anonymous?

Because, I'm pretty sure most of the raging teens from some of the other boards wouldn't mind for cheap loveless sex.

>>3507044
some girls are interested in visual novels and touhou.

>>3507167

/jp/, of course. I didn't even think about the rest of 4chan. It's like a whole different world between the two.

>>3507158

>Anonymous doesn't really want sex. Almost anyone on /jp/ *could* get sex if they wanted: there's an endless supply of shitty sluts and whores out there.

>inferring that socially retarded basement dwellers are capable of having sex

>>3507158
I'd probably have sex with "the right one", after relationship build-up and all that jazz. But I don't say it out loud, 'cause that makes me sound like a normalfriend.

>>3507171
You did read what he greentexted, right m'dear Arc?
Right near the bottom.

>>endless supply of shitty sluts and whores out there.

Even the lowest of the low could get sex via prostituion.

>>3507171
Are you only speaking in green text and reaction images now?

>>3507178

Pretty much.

I yearn for the kind of loving relationship shown in various media such as litterature, manga or VN.
But I wouldn't really care about sex because I'm mostly looking for a mother figure to replace the one I didn't have. Or so Freud tells me,at least.

>>3507158
Classic beta male.

Women DO NOT WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO WANTS THAT. They want cheap philandering players who treat them like crap. Feminists will tell you the opposite, but it's not true. They're not lying, because they really believe it.

You will never find beauty in the human form.

>>3507176

>Inferring that a socially retarded, basement-dwelling, NEET-Anonymous would have the money and/or resources to seek out and purchase a prostitute

>>3507185
Okay, that's better!
Well played Arc, well played.

>>3507185
Well, thanks for answering my question.

>>3507184

We all know that.

Of course, that isn't true of *all* women; all generalizations are false.

What /jp/ Anonymous really wants is his female counterpart: reasonably intelligent but socially awkward and sickened by the way that most guys act towards women (just as male Anonymous is sickened at how most girls act towards guys).

>>3507194

>male Anonymous is sickened at how most girls
>male anonymous is sickened...at...girls

I think what Male Anonymous wants most is another male.

Probably a feminine looking male.

>>3507044
To pass time why else ? You guys are not that bad. Sure I'm not a hard fan. Imperishable Night is the only touhou game I can clear on normal and I can not contribute anything to the community but that doesn't stop me from reading /jp/ and having a fun or two

The real problem is that the hikkikomori guys and hikkikomori girls have no way of communicating.

If the one of said guys go outside to try to get in a relationship, they'll only find normalfags. And same if one of said girls goes outside. They'll never find each other.

So instead we'll sit here, men and women alike, posting all night about how we hate our lives.

>>3507194
Something between those lines, yes. A reasonable wish for a future girlfriend in fairy tail land.

>>3507200
I'd do it but it's kinda gay.

the problem with being a female on /jp/ is that the only kind of guys that would be into you are all locked up in their basements or apartments... we're destined to never meet eachother.

>>3507194
I don't think I'd want a female counterpart of myself. She'd probably lie to me and cheat on me, and get off to the most obscene of things.

The answer is simple: set up a /jp/ matchmaking website.

>>3507203
>>3507206

Pretty much hivemind.

>>3507208

I'd be pretty much fine with that. Really, I couldn't care less. Except maybe the lying part.

>>3507208
She'd probably be abusive, violent, keep teasing me all the time and keep giving me orders.
Wait.
I like that.

Etc.

>>3507206
The most elite and worthy of NEETs are taught the way to travel between their basements without ever going outside using the B-space.

>>3507210
Then there'd be like 10 members, 1 of which is a girl.

>>3507219

That's also part of the problem. Even though there are girls on /jp/, there's still probably a large asymmetry, which always creates a crappy environment.

>>3507219
Then there'd be like 10 members, 1 of which is a girl with a member

>>3507217
>bloomers
If I ever hook up with a lovable girl, I'd massage her feet all day for a week just to see her in such lovely underpants.

>>3507219
Rather than the strange reverse harem/orgy most of you are picturing as a solution, may I suggest MTVS NEWEST REALITY TV DATING SHOW?

>>3507217
Those look awfully stiff and uncomfortable.

I don't want a slut, I want a loyal girl.

>>3507227
NEET instead of NEXT?

I thought we had already solved the issue before anyway. As there aren't enough girls, and most may be unwilling, the /jp/ male population would draw lots, half of which will take the place as a girl.

>>3507232
They look neither.

>>3507237
>>3507217
MORE!

>>3507241
Keep it in your pants dear anon.

>>3507241

>>3507237
I dunno, I think it's just the way the fabric folds. They look like they've still got some starch ort something in them. Am I just imagining it?

>>3507246
I went too far, didn't I?

Keep them coming. I've developed a bloomer fetish, you see.

>>3507250
It's probably because they're new or something.

littlewitch isnt a girl, remember this.

>>3507258
who gives a shit.

>>3507254
Figured that might be it. Maybe they'd look less stiff after they've been washed, like a pair of jeans or whatever.

>>3507258
Are these littlewitch's pictures?

>>3507258
Figures.

I don't care as long as he posts MORE!

>>3507258
No one thinks otherwise.

>>3507264
Nope. And I've got no more. These are *almost* bloomers.

>>3507268
I would totally hit that.

>>3507264
It also seems to be made of an unfamiliar fabric.

Those are actually probably really soft.

>He just wants someone who understands him
Speak for yourself.

>>3507210
Isn't there already something like that? I think it was called AnonDate or something, I dunno.

What the fuck is going on in this thread

>>3507381
It's fucking bloomers, bitch. Got some?

/jp/ - Schizoids/Avoidants

This thread grosses me out. Why are there so many replies?

Which is worse: Being a female/slut, or being a nigger?

>>3507469
Being a female nigger

>>3507469
Being yourself, a faggot from /b/ is worse.

/b/

>>3505567
> ya i readed dat on aпoпtaاk.com two day's ago lol
How come this always is asked here?

>>3507268
Bump for more like this.

>>3505574
What's the sauce on this image?

>>3507268
Where can I buy these?

Post more self pictures.

>>3507859
Nobody? What would I even search for when trying to find them? What ARE they?

>>3508043
Why do you want the underwear I posted?

>>3507248
your bloomers are nice littlewitch.

I'd send you a polar beer as a present for showing them, but I'm to lazy to get out of bed and skin one

>>3508203
Those certainly aren't mine. Also thanks for the offer but please don't kill animals for my sake.

Luckily, you said polar "beer" so that is acceptable.

>>3508207

If i was a girl I might kill a polar bear to make polar bear bloomers and then drink polar beer afterwards

>>3508218
I want to be the little polar bear girl with ten arms.

>>3508070
To wear them obviously. They look comfortable.

Average /jp/ user

And on the topic of /jp/ and women...

>>3508506
Typical girl of /jp/

>>3508506
She looks a lot like my sister, it's scary.

>>3508815
this is interesting, though it sadly doesn't apply to me, since I've already received my magical powers...

>>3508815
lolz i'm watching that anime now...
its amazing how many people i know are hikikokomoris like that fag.

>>3508857
Be a man, read the book.
Also, never say lolz again.

>>3505574

Not really related to the thread, but requesting more images like this one. I.e. cute girls, traditional clothes, modern technology.

>>3510718
Like this?

>>3508815
Go to Hell, bitches!

Bump.