/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35057485
Why???

>>35057634
The last thread was garbage, I want a fresh start

Let's make this thread at least a bit better.

Let's start this thread off with a post of kindness! Let's all try to get along this time around!

>>35057858
I hope you also stick to kindness as well, friend! We should all be nice to one another, instead of trying to be so mad all the time!

>>35057871
Maria looks retarded in that image.

>>35057871
True! all i want to do now is post my happy sound gifs :D

Honestly it’s just going to be a shitpost frenzy within three hours.
I have the cure though, don’t make anymore.

>>35057924
haha, you wish. we'll keep making these threads and you'll have to keep coming back. you're in here with us

>>35057888
She's got cute chubby cheeks! I do agree she looks a bit off in that one, but just by having Maria's smile, she'll always look cute!

>>35057936
I am trying to stop. It’s really bad now but I keep coming back. It’s an addiction.

>>35057966
I just make the occasional high-quality post to keep the shitposters motivated. gotta drain their life energy.

>>35057888
She is fully retarded at all times. She is the cousin who has the most Kinzo blood in her. This is because Kinzo is her father and her grandfather.
Absolutely incest.

>>35058034
I still think that
>out of all the grandchildren, she inhereted Kinzo's blood the most strongly
line is highly suspicious, even with Rosa telling a different story about how she got pregnant with Maria.

No woman can resist Ooishi's tubby 60 year old body goodness.

>>35058306
I wish Ooishi had a bigger role in matsuribayashi.

>>35058426
If only Rika acted like gou would have never happened, Satoko and Rika would have been having lesbian sex.

>>35058306
No woman can resist getting shot by ooishi

>game boards
>data worlds/simulations
Kingdom Hearts was Ciconia Phase 2 all along.

>>35058526
Rena did.

>>35058543
Rena escaped, she didn't get shot

>>35058526
How can one man have so much swag?

>>35058554
I think you missed the point.

>>35058663
Is this the star trek scene where captain kirk dies?

>>35058684
I was gonna make a joke about how you must be from an alternate fragment where Kirk dies instead of Spock but then I remembered that's what happened in the 2013 movie.

>>35058765
Lol it's my favorite bait to use whenever I'm in a star trek thread :P

>>35058824
haha :P

cute and canon

Guys iron maiden is so fucking good, not even bait i just like their music

>>35058932

>>35058932
Haha she tripped, what a clumsy and innocent girl.

>>35058949
>specially for TODAY
>not specially for YOU
Yuribros we will take this as a win.

>>35058942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJW_ldC7sUA

>>35058981
Another win for us yuribros!

>>35059066
Now we have a whole two.

>>35058448
I like the cute lambdas

>>35058306
BECAUSE HE IS THE CULPRIT AND CAN BRAINWASH PEOPLE

>>35059060
Is italianon the L of /07/?

>>35058543
>rena did
Lol
Ooishi is the one that rec's Rena into the police force Post-Sotsu

>>35049217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdftbYqA_VQ
POST THE DISCORD REX

>>35059372
The pure essence of Kino
can i post a music image on twitter?

this image deserve it

>>35058942
Are you 15?

>>35059372
ew no, he wishes to be as based as L

>>35059386
Here you go bro! the offcial tranny discord of /07/! https://discord.gg/ssgYT6Tt

>>35059372
i fucking love L
watch death not when i was very young almost a baby.

i literrally self-insert with him by sit in his same position
good times

FUCK KIRE THE SHKANONTRICE OF DEATH NOTES

>>35059428
Are YOU 14??

>>35058458
No, she would just have moved on

>>35059461
I am 29 and I got over "IRON MAIDEN ARE AWESOME" at 16.
Are you 15?

>>35059437
Off-topic. Millionth time.

>>35059437
>>35059405
Thank you bro! soon we'll make them see the truth!

>>35058942
Probably not even Italianon. Some shit troll.

>>35059519
It's the "indiana" sperg.

>>35059489
This is such shitty bait, Please kill yourself I honestly mean it. You don't just stop liking something as you get older

>35059493
hullo, anonymous, i am posting from the iPhone 6+, why are you mad? it is because because you are stupid. sorry about that

>>35059541
No, esl nigger, I said I got over them being "HUUUUR AWESOME", I still listen to the occasional song.
Please learn english before posting here again.

>>35058663
Wtf

>>35059545
yes it is because i am mad, sorry about that.

>>35059541
>You don't just stop liking something as you get older
Yes you do.

>>35059541
I’m getting older and I’m stopping liking these threads,
>>35059545
I mean this shit gets old fast.

>>35059577
hey anon, im also an oldfag also, hello.

>>35059564
I'm am literally seething so fucking hard right now, you have no idea. i just put a hole in my fucking wall FUCK YOU!

hey guys, oldfag here (29 years old), how is everyone doing?

>>35059601
Are you 15?

>>35059617
Are you 15? (29 year old oldfag XD)

>>35059633
God fucking dammit I hope you and your daddy die.

>>35059531
Did you hack my computer? how do you know my state!

>>35059614
woah, you seem experienced and wise because you are old (29 years old) , I'm a newfag here (18 years young ToT)

>>35059647
>>35059661
Shut the fuck up already you fucking retarded cancer

>>35059645
God fucking dammit I hope you and your daddy die. (Posted from windows '98 because I'm a 29 year old oldfag btw!)

>>35059688
s-sorry, anon i am sorry. my 6+ is running outa battery so ill stop, just for you. okay? I'm sorry anon, I'm sorry for the pain I've caused you! i shoulda i shoulda known that I must respect my elders (29 years old) I'm s-sorry

>>35059688
Shut the fuck up already you fucking retarded cancer (29 year old fag btw just had to let you know, I think i slipped a disk!)

This poster sure is going all-out today. What happened?

>>35059661
post bp

>>35059711
It's okay i forgive you! (29 year oldfag btw)

Stop mocking people, mocking people is a wrong thing to do. You should know better. Maria,

>>35059769
Sorry... i'll try to be better...

Thread over again unless mods actually do their job.
I think it’s time these generals ended, they’ve not been about 07th expansion for a while.

>>35059783
That's right.

In a perfect world I could kill posters with my death note.

>>35059737
Even new content isn't enough to stave them off. It seems we'll be stuck with them until they either burn out or finally understand that they'd be happier if they dropped the ironic act and finally started being genuine with themselves and others, as unlikely as that seems. I like to believe that everyone can improve!

hey guys, any have umineko episode x vol 1?

>>35059815
I'm sorry but I can't take it anymore. We just had a new chapter which a lot of people expected eagerly (not that I agree with their sentiment), and it's impossible to have a discussion without shitposts insisting on derailing the threads.
What's the point? I have been reporting these faggots all day. Nobody cares. Nobody gives a shit. Why should I? I did my part, god knows that.

>>35059737
shitposters just seem to get these kinds of 'fits' every now and then. they try to be more subtle and tactical until the craving for attention builds up and they can no longer contain themselves. then they lose themselves for a bit and spam frantically, erratically, desperately, until they've tired themselves out.
you can think of it as masturbation time for attentionwhores.

>>35059372
I will say it in Red, < I AM NOT THIS FUCKER >

>>35059815
All i want is to have a happy and friendly thread! but these threads are too cursed for that to happen...

>>35059262
I can't imagine a more obscene body part that a cute loli's sweaty asscrack. Even the butthole and cunny can't compare.

Maria isn't retarded, she's so high IQ that the value rolls over into autism and makes her functionally retarded.

>>35059851
don't value this place too highly. go read a book, listen to some music, do something productive, and set 4chanx to give you a sound notification if someone replies to you.

>>35057747
I want to take these creatures home and do absolutely unspeakable things to them.

>>35059461
GOD I wish. Then I could legally fuck those sweet, sweet JC hairy cunnies. Being 14 means you can fuck anything between 11 and 14 without it being strange.

>>35059894
Well that would be nice. But she’s full on retarded. Operates well below her age.

>>35059906
I am at the point in my life in which I can't do anything else.

>>35058765
that movie was retarded but the scene is just as good either way around

>>35059859
Lol poor anon using discord sad!

>>35059859
lol Anon uses discord sad!

>>35059894
>speaks in broken toddler japanese
>switches to witch mode
>constructs complex sentences and starts using big, abstract philosophical terminology
it's pretty obvious Maria prime is just a child-like personality that stopped developing years ago

>>35059852
Meds, I'm not doing it for the (you)s i'm doing it for love!

>>35059920
Because she's a poorly handled sperg. If you fuck up raising a sperg kid, she'll go full autismo retarded and never act her age. ROSA fucked Maria up by denying her problems and trying to beat the autism out of her. ROSA made her retarded and forced her to adopt childish coping mechanisms enhanced by her arseburgers.

Maria would be able to put her intelligence to good use and be a savant genius if Rosa didn't traumatize the fuck out of her. It's way too easy to traumatize a speg, now imagine her mom literally beating the shit out of her loli ass for the smallest thing.

>>35059976
So is she basically a schizo like Naima with a childish personality stuck in her kiddy phase to deal with the abuse?

>>35058949
>>35058932
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHES TOO CUTE IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>35059815
based

>>35059988
Who is more worthy of an assbeating: Maria's father for abandoning the two of them and setting Rosa off into a downward simping spiral, or Rosa for beating her child and not accepting that she's a bad mother?

>>35059880
I wish girls had only sweaty butt cracks, armpits and bushes without actually having assholes or vaginas.

That would be amazing. Prove me wrong. Although you wouldn't be able to fuck them or humiliate them for real. Being sweaty and musky is nowhere near as humiliating as having an asshole that shits.

>>35059988
>arseburger
>angeburger
>Ushiromiya Arse

>>35059859
wtf is that

>>35060050
>yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got into this situation.

>>35060050
:(

>>35059988
Exactly. A spergy loli will remember every small injustice for years and think about it until it becomes a traumatic obsession.

lmao

>>35060068
Based, fuck the sonozakis.

>>35060093
We Ooishiposters had fun today!

>>35060029
Nothing can be fixed by punishing them, so Maria deserves the assbeating instead. It could fix her and even if it doesn't the spanker will enjoy the soft touch of her booty cheeks.

Maria is the ultimate spankee.

>First name trolls

>>35060038
That's a pretty bizarre fetish. If humans didn't have assholes or pussies, their personalities and overall human culture would be really different. So much of any language and culture is affected by the fact that humans are ashamed of their arses.

>>35060088
Very exploitable.

>>35060110
Fuck yeah.

>>35060088
rika notices her giant erection.jpg

>>35060140
>their personalities and overall human culture would be really different
bro if we had 8 fingers instead of 10 we wouldn't just be very different, we'll look like aliens (not just in looks, in personality and culture too)

>>35060012
Yes. Happy Maria believes with all her heart, that her mother loves her, that everyone will believe in magic and the world will become a nice place, while witch Maria takes over whenever reality presents a challenge to that worldview. And I wouldn't be surprised at all if witch Maria doesn't really believe in witches, just like a magician doesn't believe in magic but exists to let the audience believe.

>>35060153
Same energy

>>35060221
Witch Maria uses the technical definition of magic, the one the reader should use when reading Umineko to appreciate it.

>>35060264
This one is my favourite.

>>35060140
Lmao wouldn't exist for one. The whole point of adding the ass in there is to give it a slightly comical vibe. Asses wouldn't be comical if they weren't a bit uncomfortable and destroyed the dignity of any serious-business type who tries to put on airs. If humans didn't shit, asses would just be like roripits, not something comical.

>>35060012
It's more of a bipolar disorder caused by abuse and poorly handled autism. She's deeply frustrated and has two distinct sides to her personality. It's not DID because it's still Maria, but her personality is divided in two contradictory parts.

>>35060058
The /a/ raiding discord

>>35060333
Similar to how Maria's arse is also split in two cheeks. God's mark of shame!

>>35060283
Okay, seriously.
That priest looks like Gohda
>Umineko is actually in a comatosed Gohda's head who survived the headshot Kill Bill-style
Wew

>>35060353
I clapped

>>35060353
Wow

>>35060333
the way she's written seems to point to a more fundamental gap between the personalities, i.e. changes in syntax, vocabulary, a rapid switch that's pretty much discontinuous, personality switches being more situational than the 'moodswings' you get with bpd

>>35060221
Will said it himself, anon. Maria believed for the sake of believing, she didn't actually believe it deep down. She wanted to help Yasu in the hopes that there was some sort of afterlife where she can be happy, but she probably realized that witches are fake and they are just playacting.

Too many people misunderstand Maria's character and believe she genuinely thinks magic is real. She doesn't. She's intentionally deluding herself, forcing herself to take the roleplay to obsessive levels so she can take her mind off the real world. Like an otaku daydreaming about anime all day and acting like his waifu exists even though he knows she doesn't.

>>35060313
Roripits are comical, though. Once a preteen rori like Satoko becomes self-conscious of her armpit stubble, she'll be ashamed of it and her pits can be used to humiliate her.

>>35059988
No, it looks like she is genuinely retarded. They just don’t show it so much in the sprite. Like George doesn’t look as fat as he clearly is.
She is probably not full on Down’s syndrome but I expect she is close. Probably drooling mess.
That’s what happens when you are basically fully Kinzo inbred.

>>35060333
Yeah, she has like straight up moods that make her supress certain emotions and let others out, making her personality change without her feeling like a different person or losing any memories.

Like when you are really angry and despise people you normally love, but turned up to eleven.

>>35060385
And Rosa still thinks she's normal and needs more beatings, what the fuck is wrong with that woman? Is the trying to convince herself because of Japanese culture considers visits to the psychologist shameful and a sign that you are crazy?

>>35060421
She's not retarded, anon. She's very intelligent for her age. Her behavior is caused by some sort of personality disorder, but she's not STUPID. She doesn't actually believe in any magic, she's forcing herself to and acting like it so she can delude herself and deal with her shitty life.

Why do you think she's stupid or gullible? Didn't you read EP7? She's helping the killer on purpose, knowing full well what she's doing and what it entails.

At least we can all agree Rosa did the right thing in beating the shit out of that creature.

>>35060474
She’s manipulated and gets poisoned.
She can’t tell people apart. Yasu sticks on a dress and Maria genuinely thinks it’s a different person.
She can’t function as well as a normal kid of her age.
Teachers know she is dumb. Mother knows she is dumb.
She is indeed, STUPID.

>>35060474
Kek, Maria is very intelligent for her age. Ok.

>>35060421
If you really believe this, you have no idea about psychological disorders and don't realize how much Ryuukishi researched and how obvious he made it in the writing. There's a part where he straight up describes her problem straight out of the medical definition and it's clearly not any type of retardation.

If it's a joke, it's not that funny and you are just muddying up an interesting and much needed conversation about Maria's character and the misunderstandings people have about her, which make her a simplistic character in their minds.

Whether you are serious or joking, you come off as ignorant. You either misunderstood Maria or are joking at her expense in a really inappropiate moment, derailing a decent analysis of her character.

>>35060283
OOISHI CONFIRMED CULPRIT KNEEL TO ITALIANON

>>35060514
Yasu doesn't even stick on the dress, she just acts like she's Beato and Maria 'thinks' she is. Their tea parties are basically just two depressed fucks LARPing about being happy with their magic personas to ignore the shitty lives they lead thanks to the Ushiromiyas. Ange wasn't depressed enough so they kicked her out.

>>35060514
>Maria genuinely thinks it’s a different person.
Again? Didn't you read EP7? Or this >>35060388

She KNOWS it's playacting, that's the whole point of her character. And again, if you are joking, it's unfunny and could make people misunderstand Maria. Her character is underrated for that very reason. People think she's just a gullible kid with no more depth. Similar to how some people genuinely think Yasu did it because of a pony and hate Umineko for it.

>>35057485

>>35060557
>>35060602
Jesus no, you are adding way too much nonsense in. She’s not well and he writes her as an obsessed and bullied kid who has developmental issues.

>>35060640
>not Kanon's dress

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
WASTEDDDDDDD
SHITTTTTTTTTTT

>>35060514
>Yasu sticks on a dress
Never happened before the gameboards.

Maria genuinely thinks it’s a different person.
This was only the case when Maria was really small. She knows it's all roleplaying and keeps it up on purpose.

You sound like the same retard that denied Teppei's molestatio a while back. How did all these retards find this thread? Ironically, your lack of ability to read subtext or catch onto painfully obvious hints in the writing screams autism to me. You sound autistic. And not the savant kid, I mean the low IQ kind that you accuse of Maria of having.

Umineko but it's JK Satoko instead of Jessica

>>35060602
She doesn’t know. That’s why she keeps saying it’s Beatrice even under massive interrogation from the adults. She actually thinks Yasu has become a different person.

>>35060674
She keeps saying it's Beatrice because she's trying to help Yasu commit the murders. Why would she rat her out?

>>35060661
No, this is nonsense.
And you are adding some other arguments in about Teppei and Higurashi which has nothing to do with it. Just chill out and accept that some people think Maria is dumb.

>>35060674
Also, if the genuinely believed that, which is stupid and pretty much denied in the VN itself, she wouldn't be stupid enough to hide the fact that she never physically appeared and only possessed Shannon and Kanon. She's hiding this obvious detail and being obtuse on PURPOSE, taking advantage of the adults that view her as retarded because they don't understand her autism, so she can trick them into thinking a person was actually dressed like the witch and they stop suspecting Shannon.

>>35060674
did you forget the part where they provided a motive for her to be yasu's accomplice?

>>35060705
I think I enjoy Umineko more when I don't have to argue with dense brainlets here. I'll keep posting lewds and refrain from any serious discussion. You aren't worth my time.

>>35060729
So what? Doesn’t mean anything. You aren’t going to convince me either way. Same as some people can’t be convinced about Ikuko not being Yasu.

>>35060736
I see a lot of that in these threads (in between shitpost if course). Seems one person a lot of the time gives up and then claims they are too smart for the whole thread because someone disagrees with them
Are you the same poster every time?

Where are the Kanon lewds.

>>35060749
Why do you want Maria to be dumb anyway? Is there a specific reason for it, some grand idea that only works with Maria being an idiot, or is it just your own belief that you do not wish to be taken from you?

>>35060640
CUTE!

>>35060774
search Erika lewds on Google

>>35060673
>Gohda screaming somewhere around the mansion
>Remaining group quickly go check if he's being attacked by the culprit
>It's just another one of her fucking traps

>>35060818
>I set up traps all over the mansion! Now no one will be able to sneak up on us without us noticing the loud noises! Ohohohohoho!
>....what do you mean you're all getting triggering them yourselves?

GUYS HELP
THEY PUT THE CHAPTA IN THE BOORU SO EVERYTIME I PUT AN IMAGE I MUST WRITE 3 TIMES A FUCKING CODE.
EVERY SIGLE TIME

I CAN'T ENDURE ANYMORE

>>35060790
I don’t care either way, it’s these poster(s) that are putting in walls of texts with occasional Italianon capitals for added emphasis (I guess)
>>35060718
>>35060602
I read Umineko and I think she comes across as a really dumb kid if not seriously unwell and I said that. I’m not convinced by the arguments given otherwise. That’s it really.

>>35060858
Are you even Italianon?

>>35060844
>you're all getting triggering them yourselves?
You type like the same retard I was just arguing with, Your post just screams autism to me.

>>35060872
>9
Yes i am italianon and my booru now is dead since i don't have time to spend for every fucking image

>>35060876
Aaah shut up I forgot to proofread it leave me alone

>>35060858
FIGHT ON ITALIANON! DON'T GIVE UP!!

>>35060858
Good, get fucked

>>35060895
thanks anon but the mass upload site is even down

so i have no solution

>>35060890
I just checked and it still seems to be up. I hate this as I’d like it to be down.
But if you can’t add anything else to it then that’s a small victory at least.

>>35060661
Reminder that this faggot's a troll from /a/, don't even respond to him

>>35060864
>doesn't address why the arguments aren't convincing
>doesn't provide counter-arguments
>"we'll just have to agree to disagree"
you're 'that' type of person, aren't you?

>>35060892
Ignore the hater anon, I think it adds charm to the post!

>>35060915
I did not realise this.
I committed a sin by replying, I will avoid the same sin again.

>>35060911
i can add things anon
ust i have too much to put inside it and i can't endire the chapta every fucking time

>>35060929
No I provided arguments in other posts. In that post I answered the question given in >>35060790

>>35060950
You should close it down.
This will make your life better.
Everyone else will be happy too.

>>35060909
Try rebooting your pc? i'm not very smart with technology :(

isn't Maria the one who puts the letter on the desk in kinzo's study in Legend, only to then go 'haha, who knows who put it there. it was probably beatrice. you getting suspicious yet? go ahead and shoot me, faggots.'? to do that she would have to be a willing accomplice, not just an unwitting pawn.

>>35060973
i have cloudfire dns and google 1 so in not a problem of accessibility.

maybe the site is just off in italy or just down

>>35060956
I hate you, You're the first poster to get under my skin. You provided ZERO FUCKING EVIDENCE for your BULLSHIT claims then proceeds to type a blog post about logical fallacies. Read my lips FUCK OFF, Show me any type of evidence ANY from the VN that's PROVES satoko was molested, but you can't can you?

>>35060984
Yes but with Yasu telling her exactly what to do this level of action is possible even for Maria. This is not chess board flipping levels of high red truth.

>>35061006
what's this 4d chess bait, then?

>>35060864
Fair enough man, you can have your own way of seeing characters. I personally disagree, but you should be able to believe what you wish to believe.

I have something to share with you.

>>35061025
Hang yourself Tr/a/nny

>>35061042

>>35061031
>you should be able to believe what you wish to believe.
noone denies that, but you should also be able to change your beliefs to more accurately reflect reality by critically examining them

>>35061054
I want to sniff her buldge and her armpits

>>35061006
Well, let’s start at the beginning.
I’m tempted to use capitals like you have so you understand. But I think it’s childish and actually makes the argument less convincing.
Anyway, to try and answer your question (assuming I’m the poster you even meant to quote) - can you tell me when I mentioned Satoko even once?

>>35061054

>>35061054

>>35061054
>that closeup

>>35061064
>>35060661
Fucking kill yourself you garbage baiter, go ahead and piss and moan about your gay little headcanon being totes real despite there being literally no evidence.

>>35061072
I hope you've learned an important lesson from this.

>>35061072
>>35061082
I want to sniff her buldge and her armpits

>>35061061
Yes, but Maria seems dumb to me and some of the posters claiming otherwise aren’t really making me stop and think otherwise. Some of the stuff seems so angry that I think they are too invested in it and maybe they are too entrenched in that viewpoint.

>>35061081
Got it.
>>35061025
Was right about the bait. Shame anon, I thought you might just be stupid and not a troll.

>>35061098
have you read Umineko more than once?
if you have, did you skip over large parts of episode 4 in particular?

I think it's pretty natural to come away with the impression you have on a first read. Maria as a character only starts to appear in a different light when you know the circumstances of her homelife, mariage sorciere and what's in her diary.

GUYS ITALIANON HERE
if have some screenshot of my best post send it to me pls.

i will put them in the booru

>>35061082
At last, I truly see.
I have reached enlightenment.
The meaning of life can be found in the curve of Satoko's tummy and in the closeup of her puffy vulva.

>>35061134
Yes, but I don’t think what is shown I’d her home life makes her seem any mire smart to me . It makes her more tragic, it’s mainly escapism due to being bullied at school and ignored by her mother. It’s not like I don’t have sympathy for the character.
And I think some of those problems come from her not being smart and probably stunted. Rosa is a powerful beating machine in any case.

>>35061164
Sorry bro, Don't have any screenshots :(

>>35061187
Damn typos. Phone posting is a curse.

>>35061203
anon he's just baiting you, he has no intentions of honestly talking to you about it

>>35061164
I have many that I keep for when you are wrong. I will use them for when Sotsu has nothing to with red eyes Rika and Ooishi.
I will use them when Episode 3 of the Higurashi VN means you need to start evaluating that you are wrong there too.
I won’t give them to you now.

>>35061216
>poisoning the well

>>35061216
Yeah I’ll stop now. Need to work anyway which is why I switched to phone. just seems people might actually be talking about 07th expansion for a change.

>>35061082
Nice and puffy

>>35057872
>>35057890
>>35057913
>>35057928
>>35058269
Based, so fucking based. Y'know, this is undeniably the best Umineko fanfiction we have gotten all year and a post more true to the heart of the story than most. That said...
I did NOT expect bejitaCHAD to be a tranny. Going back over the episode though the foreshadowing was there, and it was brilliant. The following review includes heavy spoilers, so read it for yourself first.

>'Dinner is here my so-" the young man's mother quickly stops herself with a pained expression
This line is the only instance of the nameless kids gender to be named before the big reveal, it is instead called "they" or "their" for most of the story which already hinted at its true nature. Twists with obvious foreshadowing like that are a specialty of Ryukishi07's, I'm glad to see it be incorporated into fanfictions.
>Beato shuts him down by saying: "[red]y-you have no eggs[/red]".
This line made me lmao irl, not gonna lie. The build-up to this confrontatiion in contrast with this plain, unprompted punchline is comedy genius. In my humble opinion, it is only supassed by the two dying characters infamous last words:
>Shirou utters his last words: XX Chromosomes... i w-was glad to be your hero... *dies*...
>Bejita fag utters one last word before getting blown the fuck out of the golden land: m-maybe piccolo is the better character

The story manages to be both incredibly fun, as well as dangerously based with an undeniable sense of melancholy and nostalgia. When the first act concluded and the stage opened up for the Golden Land, I was reminded of my very first Umineko readthrough as the magic of that experience was understood and applied perfectly by the author of this forgery.

Tr*knees disgust me so is it possible to unopen the catbox on yasu or am I doomed to the truth of my big boobie meido

>>35061042
Where the fuck are Mion and Shion?

>>35061298
You mean irrelevant-chan and Satoko's big shister?

>>35061268
Just shut the box

>>35061268
Fuck off, retard

>>35061268
They also disgust me too, Just believe she's a female (female)

>>35061378
STFU you're not getting funnier.

>>35061424
I wasn't joking

>>35061054
PRIME

>>35061407
(Male)

>>35061407
>>35061397

>>35061436
That's sad.

>>35061470
>>35061397

99% trolling.
Absolute state of this general

>>35061496
who do we blame?

>>35061481
cope

>>35061536
Cope, Yasu is biologically a female. [red] You will never be a woman[red]

Gay.

>>35061552
>>35061397

>>35061536
>>35061397

>>35061496
>Absolute state of this general
We just got a HUGE grandiose Umineko x Dragon Ball Z fanfiction last thread, you're retarded if you think 10 minutes of trolling are the downfall of this thread.

>>35061565
>>35061397

>>35061397
>>35061397

*sigh*... I don't know what I expected from this thread. Come, Shannon. We're leaving.

>>35061573
>>35061584
>>35061590
cope

>>35061595
Wise

*sighs* ... oh man, I really wish I would've taken my trannomachine medicines today ... let's go Shannon, thread bad

How is it possible for this thread to turn to shit this quick?

>>35061642
KINZO WAS AFRAID TO COMMIT THE SAME SIN AGAIN
YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT A MALE SO YASU IS FEMALE

>>35061628
Cope

Based Scorpion Charm. Thank you, Maria!

>>35061595
*sigh*... I don't know what I expected from that cliff. It wasn't tall enough.

>>35061628
>>35061397

At least we can all agree that Maria's ass cheeks are really soft and warm.

>>35061668
>>35061683
>>35061397

>>35061680
I want to sniff natsuhi puffy anus

>>35061688
Imagine her sitting on your lap in the bath.

>>35061697
>>35061397

>>35061707
Thanks, now I have vomit on my keyboard.

>>35061054
Nice 15yo tits, arse and pits. How shameless.

>>35061069
That bulge's volume is half puffy cunny, half hairy bush. It proves she's not shaved.

>>35061719
Log off, Kinzo.

>>35061688
All of Maria is very soft and warm, especially her heart! What an adorable, kind girl!

>>35061741
[red]Make me[/spoiler]

>>35061753
>All of Maria is very soft and warm
Including her cunny?

>>35061082
I want to take off her swimsuit after she gets out of the pool and sniff her ass crack! It would probably smell 10% like ass and 90% like nostalgic chlorine! And her cheeks are probably pretty pale compared to her normally exposed skin! Like raw chicken meat!

>>35061656
>Italianon
>those who enable him by arguing with him
>those who enable him by supporting him
>transophobes, racists, etc... 14yo edgelords from /pol/
>/a/ and /v/ crossboarders & passerby

>>35061680
Best post

>>35061759
>[red]Make me[/spoiler]
Retard moment.

When I was a kid I genuinely believed in magic. I still kind of do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yie9Bgo69m8
Imagine Bern making one of these weird sounds that cats do when they're angry.

>>35061770
No doubt about it! EVERY part of Maria is soft and warm!

>>35061268
Yasu is not a tranny in the typical sense. She didn't choose it, meaning she's not mentally ill. She doesn't have a festering woundgina, so she's not disgusting or smelly. And she's not a fucking SJW out to censor things she deems "problematic", so she's not morally reprehensible either.

She's a sweet little dickless eunuch and I'd respect her pronouns because she's not a piece of shit tranny.

>>35061759
[red]Ushiromiya Kinzo is dead![/red]

>>35061784
Wrong about everything except for the crossboarders and the newfags

Imagine Mion and Shion bumping their hairy cuncuns together until they cum! It must be quite a bizarre sight, since they look the exact same down to the wrinkles of their anuses and the shape of their nipples!

>>35061759
Despite his cocksure, devilish demeanour, Kinzo is as bad at using technology as any old pensioner! Hilarious!

>>35061811
[blue]Ushiromiya KINO ... is never dead! [blue]!!

>>35061808
She's biologically a female retard That's why Genji was afraid that kinzo would make the same mistake again.

>>35061798
that's already in EP8 tho
>WAAAAAAAH BATORAAAAAAA UEUEUEUEU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU SUCK EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA AAAAA AUWAU HELP ME EEEEE BATORAAAAA

Shkanontrice but it's two people pretending to be one person pretending to be two people. Yasu is a fictional shared-creation between Shannon and Kanon. Kanon is the baby from 19 years ago, meaning he has no dick, but it's okay because Shannon is still a biological woman with a working vagina who will procreate with Battler instead of George in the timeline where the tragedy never happened. The tits are still fake though. Not in a million years can I accept that they are real.

>>35061688
I wouldn't mind easing Rosa's suffering by babysitting Maria for FREE. I'd play with her all day, heal her traumatized mind, teach her social skills, encourage her to make friends, tell her what behaviors are inappropiate in public and take baths with her. I wouldn't mind licking her cunny for a whole hour if she likes it and looks forward to it every night! I'd sleep with her and make her feel warm and loved as I sniff the kiddy shampoo scent on her hair and the faint sweaty smell of her neck and armpits!

Why won't Rosa hire me? I promise to disappear from Maria's life if she ever grows up a bit and starts to feel awkward about me knowing what her cunny tastes like! I can erase myself and never show my face in front of her again so she can forget about it!

>>35061834
>retard
Argument disregarded since you are not even able to use proper societal demeanor in a discussion.
Also you don't have proof for your emotional claim, unironic retard.

>>35061872
>unironic retard
Argument disregarded since you are not even able to use proper societal demeanor in a discussion.
Also you don't have proof for your emotional claim, unironic retard.

>>35061868
that's basically er********* with shannon and kanon swapped

>>35061753
She's hella autistic and weird, so while her face and body are hecka cute, she probably has strange habits like biting her nails or cracking her knuckles. It'd get annoying fast and you'd end up slapping her like LOOOSAAA.

>>35061869
But you wouldn't be able to do that anon! Maria wouldn't let you get away from her if you know what her cunny tastes like! That's why Rosa won't let you near her, because she's worried Maria wiill become obsessed over any man who shows her a degree of sexual affection!

It's nice to see bernkastel cry honestly

>>35061887
Nigger I'm not even gonna reply to you.
Your argument was retarded, just like you.

>>35061904
N**ger(racism is not allowed outside of /b/) I'm not even gonna reply to you.
Your argument was retarded, just like you.

I haven't been here in like a week. Any new developments?

>>35061869
Reminder that the cunny of a literal 9yo probably tastes a bit acidic. Not a big deal since you'd probably lick her bitter asshole anyway, but her cunny wouldn't be fully sweet or salty. She would be slightly acidic like an unripe fruit that still has a day or two to be in its prime.

>>35061919
This is my last pity (You) for (You), keep crying.
You still lost the argument as you were unable to deflect any of your conversational partners claims.

>>35061926
Iron maiden is the official /07/ thread theme

>>35061869
The smell of Maria's human condition! The smell of her slightly sweaty skin! The smell of humanity, coming from the soft skin of a literal cute!

See, racists and transophobes
>inb4 muh sjw
pathetic

>>35061932
This is my last pity (You) for (You), keep crying.
You still lost the argument as you were unable to deflect any of your conversational partner's* claims

@35061961
>>35061397

>>35061926
-Some merchandising that supposedly references a scene in Phase 2
-Meltdown over latest Gou manga chapter being considerably different
-General lack of meds causing people to be a little bit more fucking stupid than usual, with not a single thread ending well anymore

>>35061963
I wasn't even the one you had an argument with, infantile manchild.
Here's my last (You) hope you appreciate it.

>>35061802
>EVERY part of Maria is soft and warm!
Not true. What about her cold ears during a rainy October day? Maria's human ears get cold easily unless it's really hot out there.

Ears are the most erotic part of a cute's face. They look really alien and awkward too, I mean, just look at them. Human ears look so out of place and barely a step below something like SHREK. Like someone just put them at the sides of the head where they didn't belong.

>>35061989
I wasn't even the one you had an argument with, infantile manchild.
Here's my last (You) hope you appreciate it.

>>35061772
This is true. Pool chlorine is nostalgic as hell and reminds me of my crush. Not that I ever went to the pool with my crush, but I went with other cuteroris around her age when I was a kid.

>>35061990
What about her hands? I remember my hands getting really cold, and my crush using hers to warm mine up in the cold winter.

>>35061985
>Some merchandising that supposedly references a scene in Phase 2
I saw the merchandise, but what part about that referenced something in phase 2?

>>35062027
Frankly I have no fucking idea. I think zeronana is trolling people.

>>35061784
REDDDIT THE POST

>>35061990
Maria's adorably fluffy hair can cover up her ears on cold days, or she might even wear her super cute rabbit coat! Maria is so adorable that even the act of keeping warm is cute!

>>35061808
This proves that trannies don't actually care about the pronouns shit, otherwise they'd behave respectfully and get out of other people's business. The pronoun autism is an excuse to bully people and act out their control freak urges unopposed. If that was really all they care about, they wouldn't behave like total cunts, make arguments in bad faith and try to censor shit that has fuck all to do with trannydom. They would be nice people and others would respect their pronouns because they like them personally, not because they feel obligated or threatened.

>>35062035
Upvoted!

>>35062034
Maybe just an attempt to regenerate hype for Ciconia before the inevitable release? haha...

>>35062049
Yeah, gotta hype people up for that 2024 release

>>35061834
Kinzo was never afraid of such a thing. And Genji was only afraid of it AFTER the baby fell off the cliff and he decided to raise it as a girl, which was a customary thing to do back then when a young kid was accidentally castrated. Educate yourself and look it up.

Genji only hid the baby boy from Kinzo because he got castrated, meaning he'd be raised as a woman, and the very fall that caused it also allowed him to fake his death. Before the accident, Genji wasn't looking for an excuse to hide the kid from Kinzo. That only became a concern when he was emasculated by the sharp rocks.

When did all became like this ?

>>35061811
I want to lick those nails clean.

Jessica is really dumb.

>>35062085
Occupy wall street

>>35061926
Humilianon is entertaining us again.

>>35061869
>>35061899
This would cause the autistic ass Maria to become addicted to masturbation as an obsessive coping mechanism. She's got the 'tism, it's something that happens frequently even on girls.

>>35062085
UMIBROS, WTF IS THIS?

Give... mystery... dying...

>>35062085
Battler looks like he has GRIDS. Which is appropriate.

>>35061926
Dlanor is canonically confirmed to be a toilet in human form. And Nevada-tan shat in her mouth after winning their fight.

>>35062085
I genuinely can't picture anyone to draw this with well intentions. This had to be some /pol/ troll, or a flamewar instigator.

>>35061978
Too cowardly ot evebn quote, as I said : pathetic

>>35062115
If you want another purple mystery, you'll have to be more patient. I'm working on one, but I'm having some difficulties with it. Can't quite fit certain elements together the way I want them to.

Just checked the /qst/ thread
You really except me to read all that shit?

>>35061985
>-Some merchandising that supposedly references a scene in Phase 2
What was it?

>-Meltdown over latest Gou manga chapter being considerably different
It wasn't that big of a deal.

>-General lack of meds causing people to be a little bit more fucking stupid than usual, with not a single thread ending well anymore
It's the poison "vaccines" and the PCR. The nano-graphene particles in the injections and the PCRs (and also some types of masks) are already magnetizing their frontal cortex after making their way through the bloodstream. This is no joke, look it up. People are becoming dumber by the minute.

>>35062080
Genji really should've put the kid somewhere else rather than bringing her back to the man he wanted her away from. Did he really feel bad enough for what he chose to do to then put her in what he perceived as a dangerous situation in the hope Kinzo would recognise her enough to make her his heir and give her the money, but not recognise her enough to try and stick his dick in? It really makes Genji worse off as a person.

>>35062147
No, but I may expect you to.

>>35061784
>transphobes
I can't imagine using this word unironically. not agreeing with your worldview and self-image isn't and will never be a phobia.

>>35062085
KINZO WAS AFRAID TO COMMIT THE SAME SIN AGAIN

YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT A MALE SO YASU IS FEMALE

FUCK OFF

>>35062122
Have you been outside this place? There's a sizeable amount of Umineko fans that have this kind of mentality. Yasu drags them from every corner.

>>35061990
What about the human anus? It's so alien too. Like the mouth of a weird sea cucumber. Humans have two ears, two eyes, two nostrils, two arms, two legs... It's all symmetrical except for the ANUS. It's alien-looking, an afterthought of God's design. It's the result of God stabbing the crack with the onigari no ryou after creting the mark of shame on the bottoms of Adam and Even's torsos.

It's in the bible.

>>35062085
This is not only the best WTC image in any thread we've had
It's also the best we will ever have.

>>35061784
This is truth.

>>35062178
Hey, how big are your two penises? Just curious.

>hinamizawa

>>35061927
This is true. The key difference between a rori cunny and a hairy teenage pussy like Rena's is the following: less sensitivity, taking longer to achieve orgasm. Covered clitoral hood that may or may not be possible to uncover yet, so you can stimulate it but not drive her crazy. No hair. Smaller and more puffy. Salty taste with some acidity to it. Thighter and warmer inside.

Rena probably knows all about it and that's why she loves cunny so much. She probably experimented with some loli classmate in the Ibaraki school when she was a brat and now she's longing for cunny after so long.

>>35062178
The anus is a very primitive feature present in almost every animal. It's actually one of the first features that forms in the embryo of deuterostomes, those being echinoderms and chordates (the latter taxon including hecka cute roris).

I wish I could commit a sin so that I would be afraid to commit it again

Meanwhile in the Rokkenjima mansion...

>>35062172
KINZO WAS PREGNANT MALE

SO YASU CAN'T GET THE FEMALE FUCK AGAIN


YOU IS AFRAID TO COMMIT A THE SAME SIN



OFF

>>35061990
Maria's shameful EARS are super lewd, but I think the most erotic part of a girl's face are her eyebrows. Remember when Kiernan Shipka was a kid in the Mad Men days? Those eyebrows rocked!

>>35062224
cringe

>>35062231
Doop dee doop, dum dum hum

>>35062247
The culprit!

>>35062147
It's not that much text, you can read all of it in maybe 5 minutes.

>>35062041
I want to see Maria's rabbit.

>>35062254
W-where? What?

>>35062120
>This claim yet again
Do i REALLY have to debunk you again?

>>35061990
>barely a step below something like SHREK
Now that you mention it... Ears really are weird. I can't believe my crush had ears, what the fuck.

>>35062265
Get the tea food slave.

>>35062147
Yeah, If you can't read that much text then my new mystery is gonna filter you hard!

>>35062160
so fucking scared
your mind, every time something deviates a little from your limited "norm" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtkGGsA6aMU&ab_channel=Fivda%27sUploadMess

>>35062231
UUUUUUU-UUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THERE
U-Uuu! Don't worry Mama! Nothing's going on in here! We-We're just playing a game together!
R-Rosa obaa-san! H-Help! Maria's got me-
UUUU! Shut up, Battler! Um, sorry Mama! We'll be-we'll be playing just a bit longer! ...Uu!
Rosa obaa-san! HEEEE-mmmph!
...Well, I'm sure Battler's enjoying himself. ...Probably.

>>35062282
C-certainly. If you'll excuse me.

>>35062293
Fuck off troll shit.

>>35062172
ITALIANON! I KNEEL!

>>35062246
PERISH!

>>35062312
W-woah he's fast!

>>35062312
MANLET RAGE TIME

>>35062298
Better not be lukewarm this time or I'll kill that fat cook. Looks like he got caught banging Krauss's wife

>>35062321
I wonder if jessica found out about kanon being a female, would she still like him?

>>35062322
And his daughter too. What a mess, Krauss. What a mess.

>>35062304
No, pussy.

>>35062311
sound file enabling turd. Get cancer.

>>35062293
>you're just too scared to agree with my ideology
absolute joke of an "argument"

>>35062338
sound file hating turd. Get cancer.

>>35062346
Ignore that poster, he's trolling. Trolls all day long.

>>35062335
Jessica is a fucking dyke.

>>35062346
I'm not arguing with? I'm calling you pissy pants, go cry to mother kiddo.

Italianon barely comes here anymore.
Even he is tired of the shitty quality of the trolls, even though they pretend to be him.

>>35062375
ever since the newest gou chapter was released these threads have been shit.

>>35062352
Sure, but whenever these kinds of arguments are made it's sorta important to push back and show why they're trash. Now that I've gotten a clear troll response I'm happy to ignore him.

>>35062375
fuck off retard i am just waiting higurashi ep3 in italian

Someone PLEASE post Jooji's theme

>>35062399
Post hidden!

>>35062399
I gotchu, buddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZyrsvf4gE

>>35062403

>>35062153
Genji and Kinzo have a similar relationship to Cyrus and Richard from RGD. Everything is the same.

>They are childhood friends like Kinzo and Genji
>They were born around the same time as Kinzo and Genji and went to war too ​
>They met each other again after the war and decided to stick with each other for the rest of their lives
>Kinzo/Richard was born in a wealthy family and spent his youth unable to do anything by his own will, until he broke free to do his own thing
>Kinzo/Richard is highly educated, good with finances, ruthless when it comes to money and proficient in English and other languages
>Kinzo/Richard have something to do with babies in the story
>Kinzo/Richard employs Genji/Cyrus
>Genji/Cyrus look Taiwanese or at least very tan compared to regular japs
>Genji/Cyrus lost all his family in the war while Kinzo/Richard still has some family left
>Genji/Cyrus will follow his friend to the end of the world no matter what he does without questioning the morals of it, he's loyal to the extreme
>Genji/Cyrus is skilled as hell and can murder a person easily

They are the TRUE Kinzo and Genji expies in RGD.

>>35062409
Thank you!

>>35060929
Of course he is

>>35062414
I bring up their similarities to explain why Genji supports all of Kinzo's bullshit and doesn't call the police. He's like Cyrus and cares more about his friendship with the guy than morals or ethics. This is why Genji always looks out for Kinzo and tries to resolve these crazy situations in a way that doesn't damage Kinzo. A less loyal man would've called the police as soon as he knew he had a daughter trapped in a hidden mansion and raised to be childish and dependent on others to survive.

who the fuck stole k1's nipples

>>35061072
>>35061069
It's the same close up lol

Guys instead of shit mystery where people change surname without any legal document what if if /jp/ unite to solve real unsolved mystert?

>>35062465
Okay. What is it?

Maria has a literal skull. And I will now measure her cephalic index.

>>35062473
>>35062461

>>35062473
i don't know
anyone know an unsolved mystery with enougth material to find a solution?

Who the fuck stole Keiichi's manliness?

Who stole Pa special apple for the great apple pagent?

>>35061470
>>35061481
>>35061536
>>35061552
>>35061565
>>35061584
>>35061628
>>35061683
>>35061697
>>35061713
>>35061668
>>35061697
>>35061713
woah dude I almost thought I'm on /a/ due to this retarded "no-u" buzzword shitfest exchange. Kindly fuck off.

>>35062080
Also, he was afraid of Kinzo grooming the kid to be his new wife like he did with the previous Beatrice. He obviously couldn't rape "her" because Yasu is an eunuch with a peehole, not some weird modern tranny with a bloody woundgina.

What if K1 accidentally became a girl because of kakera bullshit and tries to hide this fact from his friends even though as a girl he has the biggest tits?

>>35062512
>>35061397

>>35062495
cute tomboy confirmed

>>35061496
because we're too high IQ to be unironic

>>35062085
Why can't trannies draw a female face that looks FEMALE? It's always a masculine ass face with a humongous nose and unambiguously male chin. This wouldn't even apply to Beato because she never had her balls long enough for it to have any effect on her facial features, she'd look girly and prepubescent forever. And regardless of that, it just looks ugly even on Battler.

What's this obsession with drawing the exact same hideous manface everywhere? It's not just one artist, it's a lot of them, all with the same horrible art style. Is it a group effort to normalize HIDEOUSNESS and slowly change the standard of what a girl looks like so their ugly real life tranny faces look CLOSER to this twisted new female ideal? Are they trying to change society's mental image of what a proper female looks like?

>>35061784
>>transophobes, racists
lmao bad bait here's a pity (You)

What if K1 betrayed Rena by having sex with ********* and she became a looper

>>35062563
Why is it a bait?

>>35062523
>>35061397