/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Have you hugged the heavenly host today?

Today is sslow

>>35055278
Its Friday Lich-oneesan, no one wants to work today.
Not even the ghouls want to!

>>35055278
What do the undead drink?

What monsters when mixed with kikis, would make the best monster maids?

>>35055256
Very cute. Makes me wish I was a bit younger so I could have an angel be nice to me.

>salamander challenges you to a duel
>does an impressive blade flourish with her sword
>you just pull out a demonsilver gun and shoot her
Does she get mad?

>>35055390
Im working tonight
With the rain and [UNSPECIFIED VIRUS OF EASTERN ORGIN] rules, its gonna be boring and slow
Want to drink some fruit cider and be done with this week

>>35055513
Would be fun if she dodges the bullet and declares she's seen indiana jones

>>35055493
Luckily shota potions exist, and angels are centuries old, so you're still young to her

>>35055513
I don't think so, she lost because she didn't notice you had a gun or didn't believe you would use it, which is foolish thinking for a warrior. She would be mad if you were a warrior but instead of using a weapon you spent the entire duel kiting her and casting slowing frost spells at her until she gives up.

>>35055513
>"Yeah, no. I should have seen that coming..."
>"Ugh, you gonna stand there all day or are you gonna fuck me?"

>>35055226
Zombies were made for irrumatio since unlike ghouls they aren’t as skilled in blowjobs and could fight back but instead act as a simple throat to be fucked

Greetings and salutations. We, as a collective, have decided to write this to you to inform you on who we are, what we are doing, and our goals. First, we would like to state that we are rattus, or in laymens terms, rats, a genus of muroid rodents, all typically called rats. However, the term rat can also be applied to rodent species outside of this genus, so it is difficult to distinct which one of these we are. I do believe that it is not important to specify which one we are at this current time; What is more important for you to know is that our activities, which include preying on whomever we deem fit, stalking said entity, crime, hooliganism, and general mischief all occur at night, as is typical for a natural species such as ourselves. To this, and to all rats who may hear us, we say: Stand your ground, rats, for this is what we fight for; For our spirit, our laws, and our ways. Now, cry havok and let slip the rats of war, for heaven, hell and all to hear us, we cry out: We're the rats!

Greetings. What you are reading now are the words of the leader of the aforementioned rats. Tremble in fear, for I have gained, through sheer mass and power, the respect and authority over all other rattus kind! Woe be to you for obtaining a foe such as myself, as I alone hold the power to govern these rats, and woe be to you once more for even thinking to make an enemy of all rats, for our reputation as an invasive species proceeds us, and it is here, now, at the midnight hour that you shall learn the true definition of this!

Without mercy, we shall enact tomfoolery, horseplay, fooling, pranks, antics, and general capering on your hapless establishment known only by ours truly and by those who have been unfortunate to be the subject of our harassment and skylarking in the past and lived to have told the tale. There will be no end to the general vibrant and youthful hooliganism me and all my fellow skallywags shall enact upon everyone and every entity that we see here; Abandon all hope, fools!

>>35055630
The way to make a sally very pissed is to both taunt her as she tries to hit you, teleport away and do it until you can push her over with a finger and watch her fall over exhausted

>>35055513
She does the cool thing and either deflects the bullet or slices it in half, like a true swordsman.
Then you fire some more and she can't keep up.

>>35055566
Road crew?
Cause yeah, that sounds like it sucks and that you need a monster girl to help

>>35055668
Shut up you dumb rats

>>35055668
Yeah, yeah, whatever nerd. Be my onahole and I'll give you some cheese.

>>35055668
Summer holidays began and the kids got rowdy

>>35055870
Night club/bar security actually
You cant stand up, you order at tables, and barley anyone wants to show up

>>35055878
Now I've seen the video this song is from but I just don't get it

>>35055668
Rat women do not exist.

>>35055984
Yeah, that sucks.
I know in my state where things are opening up folks have started visiting places more and more.

I am about to lose to elf pussy.

>>35055427
What's the alcohol content of winegoat milk?

>>35056067
And even if they didn't they wouldn't have an Undercity, so stop looking for it, yeah?

>>35056120
200%

>>35056088
It's not really losing if you end getting sex

>>35056130
....I must investigate these rumors for the good of the city.
And not to see the secret, underground levels where rougher citizens, dwarves, giant ants, and others live.

abs

>>35056208
That's a big yeti.

>>35056088
Don't worry, while you're losing to elf pussy, she's losing to human dick.

>>35056187
The Dwarven quarters continue to spread regardless of city zoning! They're a menace!

I want to be an elf's boy slave/future husband.

>losing to elves
Tell me a more patheic girl to lose to

>>35055668
I hate that pic. For the first second, my mind instinctively thinks she's standing in the picrel trap

>>35056232
City zoning only applies above ground.
They also fix the pipes and ensure that the sewer system runs where it needs to be so no one really wants to get on their bad side.

>>35056299

>>35056299
Greenworm

>>35056322
There's no telling what goes on under there, with the ants and their mushroom farms.

>>35056067
Nothing worse than calling a unusually sized mouse woman a rat, she would toss you to a jinko sized werecat

>>35056299
A lone zombie or kobold

>>35056381
But it's in her name!

>>35055256
Gonna give the big angels the affection they deserve.

>>35055605
Pull out a pipe bomb and ask if she's seen Caddyshack.

Moo

>>35056368
They work hard to keep the city supplied with the finest shrooms, although their arguments with dwarves over tunneling practices and techniques are quite legendary.

Seems that two species whose lives depend on digging can get quite animated about these topics.

>>35056478
Can't wait to start a dairy farm when portals open. I wonder if there are any monsters outside of Holstaurs that would be open to being milked on a daily basis.

>>35055256
>so how do I get down from here?
>angel says nothing and continues to smile and pet your head

>I'll use this tongue to lick out your semen

>>35056497
You know I'd be interested in how the underground actually works
>top layer probably rats
>then ants
>then dorfs
>more dorfs
>wow the dorfs go really deep
>it's dorfs all the way down baby
>OH NO IT'S LAVA GOLEM TIME

>>35056529
She'll be nice to bring me back down once she's done petting me, right?

>>35056551
Where's Goblin town?

A lilim's sexiness and power is only gonna mind break you the first time but how hard she will love you will mind break you every time.

>>35056551
Goblins would share a layer with the dwarves, moving into abandoned tunnels, sections, and the like.

>>35056586
I guess it goes in one of the dorf levels

>>35056404
>A lone zombie
Sir, that's called winning.

>>35056604
I won't lose to the lim.

>>35056654
A lone zombie cant catch someone by herself. It means a wight or a lich is playing matchmaker

>>35056551
>Forgetting about the clowns below the lava golems

>>35056525

>>35056730
A couple zombies is spooky. A single zombie is a dumb and cute girl you adopt.

>>35056759
I don’t respect anything scared of Umi Oshos

I wanna be a slave to an elf wight.

>>35056525
I would try to diversify my portfolio if I had a monster dairy farm. P'orc to look after the pigs, weresheep to sheer for their wool, satyros to tend to the vineyard, bees for honey, alraunes to keep the crops bountiful, and minos to help with the heavy lifting. And every single one of them is milky as a holst.

>>35056809
Any Wight would turn you into a slut for having your energy drained by her claws

>>35056814
My farms not complete without a barometz patch. They're so weird, bouncy and goat-ey.

>>35056067
>>35056130
>>35056187
>>35056381
>A Dormouse yawns and says to you
>"*Yawn* All tunnels lead to Skavenblight Onichan... *yawn*"

>>35056551
>walking home like any other day
>sinkhole opens up and you slide down under the city
>surrounded by dorfs
>oh fuck you always knew this would ha-
>they reassure you that they're all married, they just need your help with a small mining problem
>oh that's cool, you've played a lot of minecraft, maybe they'll give you some diamonds
>the air is getting warmer as you descend deeper underground
>emerge into a large chamber, the glow from magma rising up from a pit
>that's easy, they just need a water bucket
>dorfs roughly pick you up and carry you to the edge
>cranky looking lava golem rises up from the magma
>oh fuck you always knew this would happen
>she stops pouting and smiles with her arms outstretched when she sees you falling towards her

>>35056860
or sheep, even.

>>35056866
Virgins in volcanoes...

>>35056809
Don't do it anon! She'll lay her head on your chest just to feel your warm beating heart and softly sing the bittersweet songs of her people! Stop before it's too late or she'll toy with and tease you just to see every expression you can make and then when she thinks you're not looking, absolutely swoon at how darling her love is!

>>35056814
Cows are quite varied, after all.

>>35056866
The last thing they'll see of me is a thumbs up

Nazrin is a mouse

>>35056814
I think the most I would expand is an apple/prisoner fruit orchard with a dryad or two helping out there or maybe some goats and weresheep. I don't want to go too big because I want to make sure I have enough time to give each girl ample love and attention.

>>35056759
But clowns aren't monster girls.

>>35056862
I see the customs officer got cuter.
Used to be this hulking large rat, a few of her friends, and a rat ogre

>>35056860
>Tentacle "weeds" molesting your plant girls
Wonder what would be the proper way to deal with them?

>>35057145
I'll take those tentacles for I am tentacle man

Please never let your Medusa girls hangout with Dark Elves. This is what happens to them when they hangout with such unsavory people.

>>35057145
They can molest me instead.

>>35055226

>>35057199
I don't get it, what changed?

>>35056525
Probably the other cow-esque MGs, like Minos and Hakutakus, but maybe also a Jub-Jub or two who doesn't understand she's not gonna be the one doing the "milking"

>>35057246
She was given an edgy claw.

>>35056525
I am gonna get all the species to be milked

>Interviewer approaches female Order soldier and asks:
>"Excuse me ma'am. But what are your thoughts of the fact that women and girls are encouraged to serve in combat and the military in general?"
>she scoffs and bluntly answers:
>"Men these days don't know how to cook or be a man. All they do is eat Prisoner Fruit this and monstergirl foodstuff that. Be "desirable to monstergirl", charge their phones, go to that Adventure Pirate Island Matori and begged to be taken by some succubus or hellhound. Or Illias forbid, be some gold digger to some Danuki or dragoness with a hoard. My useless husband these days can't even hammer nails into boards for shit or to save his life! Gotta be the bread winning housewife to do many of the work I have to!"

>>35057013
Those nazrin doujins where she gets hypnotized and repeatedly impregnated make me diamonds. Rats are for heavy pregnancy only

>>35057318
Exactly! How is she supposed to give handjobs with that awful thing!

>>35057370
Very carefully.

I can't be punished for my sins if the angels can't catch me!

>>35057246
Do not respond to warhammerfag.

>>35057370
Hey free foreskin removal tho

>>35057443
They'll take out the hound units for you

>>35055226

>>35056208
Fuck off tranny

>>35057533
I know how to handle dogs. Heavenhounds don't scare me.

>>35057549
Kek, and a thinkpad at that. No uses them anymore

>>35057607
That Mimic is going for /g/fags

How hard do I have to hug a carbonhound for her to become a diamondhound?

>>35057606
Are you sure, i hear they are at least 8 ft of holy hound muscle. Can you outrun that, dummy sinner?

>>35056302
glad i'm not the only one that saw it

>>35056404
>>35056654
>>35056730
>>35056783

>>35057493
Why tho

>>35057708
I would hug her and make her give me her derpy grin

>>35055226

>>35057708
I would act like the dumbest horror movie character ever written so she could be proud of catching a human all by herself.

>>35057708
When you think about it, there is nothing sadder than a zombie that's all alone

>>35057685
>Can you outrun that, dummy sinner?
I can try. If she catches me, I'll have no choice but to ask her to be gentle.

>>35057765
>Guys, I think we should split up
>Huh? I think I heard a noise from the basement, I should go investigate
>Oh no, my flashlight stopped working, now I have to feel around in the dark
>I should probably shout a lot and climb through small spaces that are going to get me stuck

My face is a seat for huge sweaty mino butts

>>35055226

>>35057800
Thats is gonna backfire real bad

>>35057685
>tfw no Hellhound/Heavenhound half-sister rivals

>>35057854
I wabt to be raised by twins. It sounds like a good time

>>35057847
Why? I thought the forces of heaven were supposed to be nice!

>>35057708
Poor bastard

>>35057901
Yes, but she still a hound and the vunerable you show your self to be, the more exicted they get

>>35057840
How does facesitting work with digitigrade legs?

lilims will rape you to death

Capybara girl when?

>>35057708
Not for long missy

>>35057831
>climb through small spaces that are going to get me stuck
I bet there's a whole subgenre of this.

>>35057974
>Snuggling with comfy capybara gf in the hot spring

Sounds nice, does she wear a cute Lily pad hat?

Need milf jabber and dragon oneesans who both want me

>>35057927
I can't think of any way that I could put on a strong front and not have it crumble over time, which would probably encourage her more. Guess I'll take the loss this time, but that doesn't mean I'll change my sinner ways!

>>35058000
>Some one please help, there's a ghoul in here and my pants are off and I've gotten myself stuck through a small hole in the wall, and I can't reach anything to free myself because I twisted belly up.
The new washing machine meme.

>>35057831
>zombie-chan gets indecisive and isn't sure which group you went with
>the noise was just an animal knocking some stuff over, she's actually outside just being kinda lost
>the lack of light slows her down more than you, and you can hear her bumping into every piece of furniture by accident when she makes it to the basement
>she also gets stuck in the tight spaces and has to slowly shimmy her way over to you
>after patiently waiting and pretending to be immobilized she finally reaches you
>there's not enough room for her to do anything except half-hug you happily
>any attempt to get the two of you free results in her getting really worried that you're leaving and holding you tighter

>>35058000
Bet man stuck in wall is a fucking huge subgenre.

>>35057607
That looks exactly like my Thinkpad? Should I be concerned?

>>35058058
You only have to get free enough to put your penis inside her. Then you have literally the rest of eternity, just keep cuddlefucking until the wall erodes into dust.

>>35058059
>What are you doing step-sis?

>>35058094
Place cock on it to be sure

>>35057570
abs

I want to be a kusogaki shota and be put in my rightful place by hag pussy

>>35058127
>I w-won't let you steal my land, paleface
>B-but maybe we could share it?

>>35058056
>Guess I'll take the loss this time, but that doesn't mean I'll change my sinner ways!
Saying stuff like that gets you a trip to sinner rehab and the hound that punished you before will be happy to see you again

>>35056299
Desperate 900 years old kitsunes

I want a kakuen fitness instructor to help me achieve ape strength.

>>35056220
For you

>>35058226
>Sinner rehab
The fucks that like?

>>35058292
the best monke is a BIG one

>>35058057
>>35058059
>Help me Imouto/Oneesan!

>>35058303
Sign up and find out

>>35055226

>>35058349
But I aint a sinner

>>35058304
Chonkey monkey is for breeding

>>35058304
>Big monkey butt
I'd beat it like a bongo drum

>>35058442
That's something a sinner would say

>>35058304
I aint gonna be doing much but pelvic thursts, aren't I?

>>35058303
You get assigned to an angel or reunite with an angel that has punished you before you got sent there and they help you be a pure individual. Stuff like learning how to have a sin-free mindset, practicing good deeds and manners, or expelling sinner mana from your body and have your angel replace it with holy mana. Rewards for progress and good behavior include headpats, cuddles, and marriage to your angel when you finally graduate.

>>35055226

>>35058498
I think that's a given when you're doing a workout with any kind of mamono

>>35058363
>Big slutty ears left accessible for molesting

Patrician taste

>>35058490
But I ain't. The head nun tells me to be free of sin, I must place my sins into her throught the ritual of fornication. I don't tell her but it feels real good and I don't know why my wee wee makes white sin

I love chocolate elves!

Why are dragons good?

>>35055226

>>35057708
I'm gonna grab her and force her to cuddle with me until she's no longer feels alone.

...hot...

>>35058962
Bullying strong monsters with a pressure washer!

>>35058962
Yeah, she's real hot

your girls are ugly and fat

>>35058962
It was awful today

>>35058810
BIG DONK chocolates?

>>35059039
Rude

>>35059039
Ya got one trait right, but your mama is the ugly one

>>35055226
smol foxes

>>35058962
Cheshire-san doesn't want to move.
Jinko-san is just walking around in shorts and a very small bra.

>>35059269
>>35059055
>>35059025
>>35058962
Sucks to be you guys, thats why I live underground. Nice n cool down here

>>35059269
Lol, I imagine Jinko sometimes forgets bottoms since she's so furry down there

>>35059383
You get internet in the Drow slave pens?

>>35058962
the great thing about hot weather is that these become even better to lick

>blocks your path

>>35059453
Nah, just live down in the bowels of the earth and managed to snag an ethernet cable

>>35059505
Aiyaiyaiyaaaaiiii~

>>35059505
>walks through them

>>35059439
>"ma'am you need to cover up, you can't just walk around with no pants or underwear on"
>look you in the eyes
>smiles
>shoves your face into her puss
>"all covered up"

>>35059505
Hello, do you know the way to jinko lands

>>35059589
>Huffing Jinko fluff

Nice

>>35059589
What happens if you start licking her?

>>35059722
she locks her legs around your head

>>35059589
Why she do this, now my peen is hard

>hellhounds haha
>cheshires haha
>manticores haha

>>35056586
Down-down

>>35059770
>Hot, lazy, sweating Jinko pining you between her HEUG thighs for hours while she slurps on a popsicle and ocassionally growls at you to lick faster

>>35058532
Speak gachanigger

>>35059505
>unzips pants

>>35055226

>>35059589
Very indecent of her. Now I have to eat her out as a punishment.

I know it was just a throwaway bit at the end but reading Penywises werewolf story made me want to domesticate three dark elves as maids. Rehabilitate poor behaviour though copius dickings so to speak

>>35059937
I have no idea what's going on

i need brown cats really fucking badly

yandere angels!

>>35060037
yes

>>35060013
loli dark elf maid with tribal tattoos!

Cheshire-san, teach me to teleport. I'll do anything for it.

>>35060037

When I was a kid, I only watched Outlaw Star when nobody was around because Aisha made me feel funny.

>>35060119
Sniff her leotard after she's done working out. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker

>>35059468
Indeed

>>35060154

That probably is what I would've done, as a curious kid. Still relevant to this day.

>>35060026
https://youtu.be/qMgVGZW6GBg

>>35057708
I wanna headpat and hug her.

>>35056221
This.

>>35060267
this cat is dangerous to me right now

>>35060037
yes

>>35055226

Every girl is improved by making her brown

>>35060013
That fucking HAIR! GORGEOUS!

>>35060409
She's rearing up! Must be scared of her own shadow.

>>35060047
How do I know if I'm being targeted by one?

>>35060431
And by adding abs

>>35060431
no

>>35059937
>BEAT THE NIGGUR

>>35060409
What is the appeal of hors?

>>35060511
big vaginer

How do vampires expect to be treated like nobility when they can't even wipe their mouths after eating?

>https://i.imgur.com/r4LP5zf.png
i was too horny for brown cats to withstand this

>>35060486
If you have to ask, you're probably safe.

>>35060489
Wrong

>>35060596
>you're probably safe
Yes, because your guardian angel won’t let any whores near you

>>35060567
What noble wipes her own mouth? That's why you have servants.

>>35060625
But where is she? Hell I even jerked off to angel porn once

>>35060631
You got me there.
Nobody can deny it looks silly though.

>>35060605
no u
i like my pale girls

But Chili Alraune though

>>35060631
One that can dress herself and not be a spoiled brat

>>35060431
Less a straight improvement, and more a sidegrade for my wife.

>>35060631
So is it a status thing? like only vamps with a cute servant/husband have clean mouths while single vamps have dirty mouths
>ywn wipe your mistresses mouth while she tries to be a vile villain
>instead of teasing her, the other vamps can only look on in jealousy

>>35060779
Huh, stinky n messy vampires

>>35055226

>>35059828
Yes

>>35059828
Yes

>>35060986
>Public Handholding with shy Fleiya gf

>>35061101
I wonder what it be like to have a zipangese milf chesh gf?

>>35061140
She can and will call you "boya~"

>>35061106
If I see that fucking cat ONE MORE TIME

>>35061161
What ya gonna do, cry and bawl? You big baby

It's too hot for foxes to wear clothes...

>>35061101
I love MG's with big paws, but the ones with cute feets are nice too, especially when they wear those half-socks
>>35061353
Moisture-wicking SleepMofu™ is guaranteed to give you the BEST NIGHT EVER or your money back!

I am gonna....

>>35061194
going to tell her I don't like her and I wish she'd just leave me alone

>>35061630
>Cheshire teased Anon relentlessly in High School for being a virgin
>Sees him at their reunion wearing an engagement ring
>Drinks and cries herself to sleep for not asking him out
>The other ring is for her

Salamanders and Lizard girls are the superior childhood friends.

>schizoid
>intj
>loner
>can't feel love
>jaded
>hfy
>financially successful but never do anything other than autistic internet and literary pursuits
can a mamono even fix me?

>>35061622
Yes, you're gonna, anon.

>>35061679
>YWN get wrestled and pinned by childhood friends Sally and Lizzie
>You will never mating-press adult Sally and Lizzie all night long and then cuddle them both while they call you their Champion

It hurts, bros

>>35061714
>can a mamono even fix me?
Two days with a succubus should do it.

>>35061728
>cuddle them both while they call you their Champion
You didn't have to hurt me like this.

I like lilims, theres something about going for the "bigger succ" that's right up my alley

>>35061730
Weak shit.
Give a wight 30 seconds with one of her arms tied behind her back and he'll be empty and happy.

>>35061730
i have doubts...

>>35061744
>Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>>35061781
>"No, you're here to cuddle me dummy."

>>35056302
what trap is that?
pic looks like someone is sticking rat in a 3d printer, to me

I will say the one nice thing about wights is that they're all exactly the same. No matter which one you marry you're going to get the same experience as every other wight lover.

I want a wight to tie me in her dungeon and "torture" and drain me for an entire day no matter how much I beg. Then cuddle me after she is satisfied with how broken I am.

wights need no rights

Wikifag here, the total count for May is 638, divided into two galleries.
https://imgbox.com/g/vz70TrnlLJ
https://imgbox.com/g/qvGmBslqLR
This week's update will be delayed till the weekend or posted in a bit.

>>35061880
You don't need to know this.

>>35061922
Welcome back man

>>35061896
This but without the cuddling at the end

>silent griffon
>always seems to be around and watching people but never talks
>Famous for her stoney expression
>Anon likes talking with her, though every conversation is more or less one sided.
>but she is listening, her eyes never leave him as he rambles about his day
>he doesn't see her heated face when they are apart
>He doesn't she the small smile she has when he goes on his way.
>He doesn't know how close she's been inching herself to him closer every day

>>35061884
What. I can think of at least three wights that have been waifu'd in these threads off the top of my head, and they're entirely different.

>>35061922
fish!

>>35061660
feel like a bicorn might coom to that

>>35061945
Sorry, the cuddling is part of the torture. You don't get to choose how much loved she'll make you feel.

>>35061922
It's Christmas come early with all this new stuff glad to have you back at it

>>35061839
Kaz definitely needs some quality time with a friendly Bogey

>>35061923
I want to, though

>>35062037
Based, but needs more article titles

Would smash that beach-ready Kiki, especially since Kikis make the best margaritas

>>35062091
>I want to
Trust me, you don't.

>tarantula girls and frog girls start teaming up to secure a male to share between them
you will be taken

>>35060657
>>35060779
I want to wipe a noble vampire's mouth while she blushes and says she can do it herself just fine

>>35061922
>happy mwees

>>35062124
fine, I'll just ask /r or something, they'll tell me

>>35062245
It's a laser cuter, not a printer--guro warning

What strange sex acts would it be possible to due with varying monster biologies? For a Centaur, I think it's possible to be tied under her horse half with your dick in her horse pussy and then allowed to bounce as she runs.

>>35062325
Bungee jump sex with an arachne

>>35061880
It’s old ass animated guro

>>35055226

>>35062276
>>35062372
>not a rat trap at all
dammit, got my hopes up and everything

Would a yansnek find someone else if the guy they were interested got married before they could get to him?

>>35055226

>>35061951
Small smiles on girls is my thing

How do you increase the intelligence of a dumb shark?

>>35062539
Please do not bully the aquatic life.

>>35061922
you were missed. welcome back.

>>35062477
do all foxes do this, even old ones?

>>35062547
What are they gonna do? Come up onto land and rape me?

>>35062581
No but I will.

>>35062460
If her body has already chosen the guy as her mate, then she will still get with him even if he's already married. Relationships with a Shirohebi and additional wives are pretty crazy, as the snake will try to have the largest share of sex and attention from the husband. If her body didn't dedicate itself to the guy before he got married, she will most likely find someone else.

>>35062581

>>35062581
Yes

>>35062547
I'm going to bully the turtle and not take responsibility!

>>35062603
I would love and marry the FUCK outta a cheeky tomboy shark gf

>>35062603
All I see in my head is a mershark flopping onto the beach and slowly flopping towards anon

>>35062636
You should at least give her a small turtle house.

How frequently does your waifu cuss?

>>35062650
No.

Order Vestals are built for adventuring with and subtly monsterization without her noticing

>>35062780
Mean.

>>35062763
Extremely often.

ocean girls are kinda dumb, huh?

>>35062763
She doesn't, and she gets upset when I do. Although sometimes when she's frustrated she'll let out a "tch, mwee~" with a little something extra.

>>35062763
a lot due to me teasing and groping her body

>>35055226
Paladin-chan will protect me from those evil monsters!

>>35062763
she casually says lewd words but doesn't swear much

>>35062763
One of my wives doesn't get angry easily so she only uses them to emphasize something (usually on how horny she is or how good something feels). The other wife does everything she can to not use them, she can sound pretty funny sometimes shouting "what the freak" when something pisses her off.

>>35061922
Small demon

if your wife is bending over to pick something up, it is your duty as a man to spank it as hard you can

>>35062763
Remember to tell the local delinquents off for cursing. Questions like do they kiss their mother with that mouth are often effective.

What's with the influx of off-topic pictures lately?

>>35062886
a better statement is no man wants those dirty lips on their dick

>>35062886
Wouldn't it be more effective to ask if they kiss their boyfriend with that mouth? I bet a lot of them have some sort of mommy issues.

>>35061981
>cuddling is part of the torture
t. evil Yeti

>>35062886
>"You kiss your husband with that mouth?"
>Hellhound tears up and pouts
>tfw no husband

>>35062898
>Wouldn't it be more effective to ask if they kiss their boyfriend with that mouth?
>She just grabs you by your shirt collar and kisses you before dragging you off to the empty class room
Poor class rep anon didn't see that coming

>>35062846
>harem
get help
>>35062895
/tg/ is at it again

>>35062922
>Poor class rep anon didn't see that coming
No, everything is going exactly how I thought it would and I'm pretty happy about it.

>>35062925
>Caring about how many wives other anons have
Get help.

>>35062886
That's a good way to get hellhound raped. While she is swearing like a sailor at you.

>>35062886
hey, fuck you man. I do what when I want, old geezer. I am the fuckin strongest delinquent ain't no fuckhead gonna tell me what to

what would be the best monster for mind-breaking a prideful anon

>>35062797
I want a dumb Shark as a homestay.

>>35062973
But she's prettier when she doesn't swear

>>35061951
I like girls that just want to be close

>>35063073
She's cute

I need an Amazonian lim to run with.
One with huge breasts, a killer waist, and a sarcastic sense of humor

>>35063073
i want my house to be heavily remodeled to be a homestay for fish!

>>35063073
Sharks can be tricky to take care of, you've gotta forcefully brush her teeth and make sure she doesn't eat your cutlery. Remember to wheel her down to the docks or a beach for a swim.

>>35063073
Just finished watching a documentary on deep sea sharks like the Greenland Shark and the Megamouth Shark. I would love a gentle giant shark girl who just wants to cuddle with me all the time.

Being smothered by big Anubis paws
Being trampled by big Anubis paws

>>35063319
>Anubis paws
hnnnngg

>>35055226

>>35061714
>hfy
Can't fix stupid

>>35063406
explain

>>35063500
>monstergirls are bad because they're stronger than humans
>here's how we can kill the monstergirls and prove that humans are superior

>>35063551
who said that?

>>35055226

>>35063559
It's the concept of "humanity fuck yeah" or as I like to call it, human arrogance. I don't know exactly where it originated, but it's common in the spacebattles and /tg/ spheres. Ether way most of us are here for love not war.

>>35063618
hfy doesn't always mean war. it's just taking an abnormal amount of pride in the accomplishments of humanity (which is a natural and rational bias for the only known species to survive the great filter(s)). it can be applied to humans as peacekeepers or lovers as well as unstoppable warmongers.

It's maid day. Post maids

>>35055226

>>35063293
Everyone says to boop the shark, but no one says to pat the shark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vNkK80CXPA

>>35063650
>White nationalism doesn't always mean racism. it's just taking an abnormal amount of pride in the accomplishments of white people

>>35063769

>>35063769
>>>/twitter/
>>>/reddit/

>>35063618
I think there's 2 flavours of hfy.
The cool, good one is where humanity is against an equal or greater opponent and the "fuck yeah" is about their struggles and attempts to prevail, not necessarily about war. Emotions and beliefs are important with this one.
The shitty faggot version popular with retards is where humans are better than everone and beat all the other species because they're so fucking badass, almost alwyas to do with war and conquering other peoples.

>>35063650
>survive the great filter(s)
bit early to say that

Just give in to mofu faggot you know you want it

>>35063908
Okay.

>>35063672
>skitter skatter

>>35060037
brown cat besto cat

Who dares disturb the great almighty genie

>>35057708
A loan? Why yes, I can help you! Right this way, our rates are very agreeable, I assure you!

>>35063672
More like this

>>35063672

>>35063672
can fish be maids?

>>35063908
No.

>>35063948
she can reach all the places!

>>35061922
He's back!

>>35061922
Wonderful.

>>35062204

That made me smile. I love seeing things get deconstructed.

>>35064223
sure. mermaids

>>35055226

>>35064941
Very nice

>>35061714
I fap to traps

Whatever happened to gregori?

I like the idea of wurm miners
Something about just having a wurm with a vest and a miners helmet is appealing

>>35061884
What if it's a wight that secretly a lich?

>>35065174
Hes on the discord for TFT
Hes apparently chilled on his autism, but the admins refuse to let him post any stories

>>35065174
he got yeeted by kc

>>35065110
The vast majority of anons in these threads fap to traps.

>>35061714
>financially successful
You need to become a patron of the arts and commission ungodly amounts of monster smut. It will cleanse your soul and foster the friendships based on common interest that you can easily turn off on your own time that all schizoids crave.

>>35065269
This, I'd love to be your friend Anon.

>>35065291
I am not gay

>>35065302
Looking forward to seeing your stuff, Alpfag.

>>35065110
>>35065256
Stop replying to yourself and fuck off retarded faggot.

>>35065321
I SAID I AM NOT GAY

>a perfectly average example of every MGE monster girl species (except for a Lilim) is transported to a deserted island to compete
>the competition is a battle royale where every natural weapon they have and any other harmful tool they can attempt to use has an identical effect to demon silver, proportional to the magnitude of the normal effect it would inflict on the target
>there is a slowly shrinking, clearly defined magical boundary where any monster girl that is outside of it is disqualified
>the boundary will shrink to a close after 6 hours
>every participant is highly motivated, since they are all single and the prize is having the Lilim who organized the event use her powerful magic to divine the location of and set up a date with the winner's ideal guy
>last monster girl standing wins
Who wins?
Are they any monster girls that you think would perform better or worse than their general level of strength would imply?

>>35061714
Seconding the other guy, commission cute monster girls and let the love into your heart.

>>35065363
But it's true

>>35065401
You ever watch princess tutu?

>>35065407
Fuck off vermin

>>35065382
any swarm girls like khepri would do terrible

I wanna make-out with horse ass

>>35065457
You can deny it all you want

>>35063829
My favorite is the third flavor, where humans have one or more unique positives rather than just being the baseline race of the setting they exist in, which is what mge uses.

>cuddlesoft