/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35033067
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>>35033375
Fuck me, you're right. I'm a failure.
Time to drink myself to coma.

I didn't even mention that you're not linking the right previous thread. sort yourself out.

>>35016809

A gift for Krauss Farmer

>>35034380
Thanks anon it'll do nicely in my Farmer Krauss folder!

Oh, is it Sneed time already?

horrible thread

Literally none of these retarded sneed memes were ever funny.

>>35034499
Have a Kimiyoshi then, idk.

>>35034562
hey that's actually funny
this is also funny

>>35034499
Have a cowboy krauss then!

>>35034574
Burgers?

Great

shit thread

>>35034845
HAHAHAH, YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP!
This pretty much proves you're an /a/ refugee, how do you defend yourself?

>>35034825
Serious question: is humiliation an endless source of insane ideas? I've been surprised for a while by the amount of crazy concepts humilianon comes up with, somehow always making a twisted sort of sense.

>>35034928
For all you know [blue] I could be talking about last year's April![/blue] also there's very little proof that i came over to /jp/ from /a/! for all you know i could've came over from /v/ or /qst/!

>>35035058
>>35035076
PROOF that Dlanor is made of porcelain and porcelain is the most used material to create toilets, to the point it's considered impossible to dethrone as the default material used for such a humiliating purpose.

Dlanorfags won't know where to hide to escape from their shame. Licking Dlanor's cunny is the same as licking a toilet.

>>35035095
Dlanor may be a toilet, but toilets aren't inherently shameful. Nevada is a human, a being that uses toilets and dirties them with her shit. She is the one that should feel shame.

Dlanor may be the toilet being shit on, which is humiliating. But Nevada is the source of that disgusting shit, which is even more humiliating.

>>35034972
>/qst/
There is no way you're from /qst/.
1. The board is dead and there's almost no anime/VN content there let alone /wtc/ specifically.
2. The uncertainty principle; if you were really from /qst/ you'd be vehemently trying to prove that, maybe by saying it in red for starters, not leaving it as your last option!
>/v/
I don't go there much myself, and I have to admit, there's a solid chance you came from there.
HOWEVER! [blue]Your excessive posting of Higurashi only content says otherwise![/blue]
Higurashi is rarely discussed on /v/ if not at all. If you were really from /v/ you'd be posting Umi content instead.
The second proof is the uncertainty principle.
Again, that is a bit weak, but there's nothing proving you're from /v/ either.

I think you're from /a/ clearly and that is proven by your [HEADCANON] usage, a meme originated in /dbs/, on /a/. No one in these threads before have used it until you came in, that is the strongest proof for my case.
In conclusion, there's a 95% chance you're from /a/, can do you disprove this?

>>35035095
BULLSHIT! that isn't proof! a .com isn't crediable as a proper source! and show me where it says she's made out of porcelain???

>>35035130
We need a Nevada expy in Higanbana 3. That series is perfect for an edgy autistic murderloli and it would be a twist if her "bullying" was all in her autistic little head.

>>35035095
>Dlanorfags won't know where to hide to escape from their shame.
My guess is some foreign country, the north pole or the golden land.

so dlanor is a fucking toilet bowl?

>>35035135
YES I CAN! [red] one of my earliest posts i posted about /WTC/ was on /v/ with the use of THIS IMAGE![/red] Feel free to search for this image on the archive! you will see this PROVES i came from /v/! also [red] There is a thread involving a character from higurashi every day on /v/![/red] You would know this if you browsed /v/!! So therefore! [blue] You CAME FROM /a/![/blue] Try to counter this /a/ tard!

>>35035226
No she's not this is a massive raid from /a/ to destroy these threads under no circumstances are you to believe these lies! She's pure cuteness!

>>35035228
Of course I'm from /a/, (1) I never denied it and (2) I came before you so it doesn't matter.
Also fuck you, I don't even browse that board how would I know the archive.
Heh, you may have won this fight, but not the war. I'm still looking for that anon who apologized for linking the thread on /jp/, after which you showed up.
WHEN I FIND IT, ITLL BE OVER! PREPARE YOURSELF!

>>35035350
HAHAHAHAHA I'll be waiting anon!

this fragment is already fucked, onto the next one

>>35035402
Hey tony why do you think the bernposter is copying the kanon poster?
https://youtu.be/688XMcEchFQ?t=43
Ah i see thanks tone!

>>35035460
>sporanos on jp

>>35035477
fuck I can't spell

>>35035226
Yeah. She tried to steal the spotlight from Nevada and ended up revealing the most humiliating truth about herself.

>>35035477
>otaku:a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.
The sopranos could've been very popular in japan! so it's not to far off to say it's completely on topic!

Nevada-tan is shaping up to be a regular in these threads, similar to humilianon, it*lianon, the sassy 6th grade loli crush and KH1 Kairi among others.

All she had to do is establish dominance by shitting in Dlanor's toilet bowl mouth.

"Lambdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! Gyaaaaaaaahh.
my...body......gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!"

>>35035512
>>35035490
Samefag /a/ raider, Dlanor is not made out of porcelain and even then toilest are made out of ceramic not porcelain!

I think it's lewd how Nevada-tan, a real life human being, has no fucking idea that the tragic crime she commited when she was 11 and too edgy for the world, turned her into an internet sensation in Japan and the West. Right now she must be somewhere sleeping, eating, watching a movie or going out with her friends, and she has no idea that people on the other side of the planet are talking about her shitting loli anus on a popular imageboard.

Or maybe she knows. She was into hard guro and set up her own blog as an elementary schooler. She was smart and autistic.

>>35035512
Don't mention my name or the names of my alters in the same list as that italian fucker.

>>35035548
Pretty sure she must have visited 2chan at some point and made a thread about herself.

>>35035557
Italianon is the greatest poster on /07/ anon without him this place would have no soul at all even i kneel before him!

>>35035520
Jesus, this is lewd! Lambda canonically has a bush, though. And Bern probably does too. And seriously, drawing Lambda with tits smaller that Satoko's when she's literally a witch version of Satoko with memories of her pre-Satoko shenanigans is a retarded thing. She NEEDS proper breasts. Alchemist sprites screwed her up so badly.

>>35035520
Did you seriously censor it? At least link to the original if you want some autist to preserve this stuff for you and upload it somewhere safe.

>>35035520
The pathetic shape of Bern's human butt cheeks, visible from the front!

>>35035369
Hohohohohho, I didn't expect it to end this quickly, Krauss san. You've literally dug your grave by posting that "Pain.png".
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/221183513/#221215484
1. You say you're from /v/ yet you're here, on /a/, posting the same picture you're supposed to post on /v/ instead.
2. Your post is basically complaining about the thread's decline of activity, which could serve, or rather, IT IS your motive for checking the /jp/'s thread.
3. There's only one reply to your post which is telling you to check the /jp/ one as an alternative.
4. You said yourself that you joined joined these threads on late April, and guess what, that was posted 28th April!

So basically, [blue]in late April, you didn't like how Higu threads on /a/ died so one anon recommended moving to /jp/, which you did, thus making you an /a/ refugee![/blue]

GIVE UP KRAUSS, THERE IS NO WAY YOURE GETTING OUT OF THIS. AN UTTER, DEFINITIVE CHECKMATE!

>>35035582
Lambda doesn't need a bush, she needs a tuft of pubic hair similar to 12yo Satoko's.

>>35035604
I-I-I DEMAND PROOF OF THIS ACCUSATION SHOW ME THIS SUPPOSED /jp/ THREAD WHERE TWO RETARDS WERE HAVEING A SHITFEST!!

Better yet, How about i link it for you >>34477035

Tell me does the man starting the shit talk sound familer.... IT'S BECAUSE IT'S ME HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[red] I WAS POSTING IN /JP/ BEFORE I MADE THAT /a/ POST AND THE RESPONSE I GOT WAS FROM MYSELF! I WAS TRYING TO GET /a/ TARDS TO GET IN THESE THREADS TO RUIN THEM[/red] HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>35035604
Exposed

>>35035806
Already been denied bro B)

>>35035592
It's blue board, the original post is on /u/

>>>/u/3466363

>>35035725
U-ughhhhhh... not bad. But it's not over.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/221096423/#221109059
Another /a/ post encouraging (indirectly) /a/ members to check the /jp/ thread, which was made on 26th April, two days before your despicable attempt of ruining the /jp/ threads. [blue]THIS IS THE POST THAT MADE YOU CHECK THE /jp/ THREAD![/blue]
What's my proof, you ask? Hehe, that's because [red]I AM THE ANON YOU WERE HAVING A BUZZWORD SHITFEST WITH![/red]
And furthermore, [red]THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME GOING SPERG MODE ON /jp/ THREADS![/red]
Combine these red statements and you'll reach a very interesting conclusion: [blue]You migrated to /jp/ on 26th April, you started a buzzword shitfest for some reason (probably because you hate /jp/ or you're just a sperg?) and I unfortunately engaged with it, making you further interested in this place![/blue]
Yes, you could say I'm partly the reason you're still here, or maybe I'm also the reason that made you get ret/a/rds in here 2 days later because I pissed you off? Doesn't matter, that is irrelevant.
My point is, [blue]you migrated on 26th April, as proven by that post and by your statement "i came in these threads around late April"![/blue] If you can prove you've been posting before that then I resign, though I highly doubt it you will.
NOW SHOW ME KRAUSS! HOW WILL YOU GET YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS?

>>35035846
Then don't post it, just link to the thing. You risk people saving the vandalized version without realizing it's censored by a random anon, making them less likely to save the original because they think they already have it.

>>35035847
<Good> desu.

>>35035906
I don't give a fuck abt people save it or not to begin with tho

>>35035847
B-BULLSHIT! TELL ME WHAT COUNTRY YOUR FROM! I KNOW WHAT COUNTRY THE ANON I WAS HAVING A SHITFEST WITH IS FROM! ALSO [red]I LOVE /jp/ And i would NEVER get ret/a/rds to come here now a days! [/red] G-GO AHEAD AND SHOW ME YOUR PROOF THAT YOU ARE INDEED THAT ANON ERIKAAAAA

>>35035972
Anon, I thank you for letting us know about such a great piece of art. But some people really are retarded and will save the unnecessary censored version without realizing it. Some idiot will upload it to the boorus. And nobody else will bother uploading it there because they'll think the picture is already uploaded and preserved.

It has happened with many pictures in the past. Someone accidentally uploads a resize or a censored version (censored by an anon for bullshit blue board reasons), everybody else confuses it for the real version at first glance when they see it on boorus and they never upload the good version they have. Then they lose it in a hard drive crash. That's when the original is lost, because the artist already nuked it and the thread it was posted on is long gone and there are no long-lasting archives for that board.

All I'm asking is for people to stop bothering to censor pictures. Just link to them if you like them and want to guarantee their long-term preservation. Otherwise these confusions will cause problems.

Hoooooh? You didn't even try to deny the fact you came here before 26th April? I suppose this is the end?
Also, are you doubting my red truth? [red]Lying in red truth is impossible! I am without a doubt that anon you had a buzzword shitfest with![/red] This red truth is absolute, there's nothing further to prove.
Seems like you forgot something, so I will remind you. [red]If you fail to prove you've been posting here before 26th April, you're automatically proven to be an /a/ refugee![/red] And let's be honest, we both know you won't.
It's time for you to confess Krauss, confess you're a newfag /a/ refugee, the very thing you keep making fun of! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CONFESS! NOW!

>>35036081
ah fuck forgot to quote >>35035999

>>35035952
Thank you Dlanor, this is our victory! Very soon the sperg will be proven of being a newfag /a/ refugee, the very thing he keeps making fun of! Ahh, that would be so embarrassing and humiliating, I can hardly wait!

https://vocaroo.com/1mxsgRl77qtW

>>35035847
i...i made it! [red] THIS POST >>34449398
IS MY POST! MADE A WHOLE HOUR BEFORE THE ALLEGED POST THAT LEAD ME TO /jp/! [/red] THIS DISPROVES YOUR SO-CALLED "EVIDENCE"!

>>35036113
>newfag
Considering the Nevada obsession and the writing style, I'm confident he's humiliation anon, who has been a staple of /jp/ since at least 2012 and there is proof in the archives. That said, try and deny the evidence that Doranoru is made of porcelain. Humilianon has made a breakthrough even more humiliating than the discovery of Ange's blackmail, probably without realizing its weight.

>>35036146
Sex with Rika/Bernkastel and make her moan as hard as possible!

>>35036046
Yeah, Erika could definitely kickstart a lot of stuff with her wild personality.
If she were to be involved, I imagine it'd be something like Battler didn't invite her but she showed up anyway because she had a hunch something suspicious was going on. Then she gives them the option of either having their vacation plan exposed to the court or let her stay and join in.

Knowing that Dlanor wants to experiment with more adult fashion is also important, as is the confirmation that she can't swim in the ocean. She also seemed pretty naive to the advances of the questioner, not picking up on the clear ulterior motives behind the questions. Had Gertrude not stepped, in, I think there's a good chance she would have gone through with putting on some ultra high exposure bikini.

>Think about a lewd erika messing around with an embarrassed dlanor due to her wearing such a childish swimsuit
She'd definitely tease her partner over her pitiful choice in swimwear, calling her childish and whatnot. I could also see her doing something like pic-related to mess with her. All this would probably lead to Dlanor asking Battler to let her pick out a new swimsuit from the resort's facilities, perhaps even asking him to help her choose a nice one that won't make her look childish.

>>35036135
Judging by how Dlanor made it sound, it's either super weird or super inappropriate. The need for censorship means it likely doesn't even cover the important stuff properly, like a breastless or crotchless swimsuit. Though without Bern hear this time, Erika would probably pick something more normal.

>>35036196
REPOST THAT AND MAKE SURE ITS ACTUALLY RED! I DONT TRUST YOU!

>>35036220
Your stupid claim is false

>>35036223
Lewding Rika, Bern, Dlanor or Erika is the epitome of shit taste.

>>35036231
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA [red]THIS POST 34449398 IS MY POST! MADE A WHOLE HOUR BEFORE THE ALLEGED POST THAT LEAD ME TO /jp/! [/red]

>>35036146
I can't decide what voice is sexier, Bern when she's being sucked by Lambda in their fight or Rika when she's being harassed by Satoko in Gou 16

>>35036236
*epitome of based taste

>>35036235
It's not my claim, I don't want to eat Nevada's anus. But it's still true.

>>35036236
This. They are literally unlewdable. Rika is too alien, Bern is too proud without being physically trapped in a humiliating body, Dlanor is a fake loli that doesn't have the personality, immaturity or life experiences of a cute 6th grader, and Erika is just insane.

>>35036276
Rika is basically horny slut, trapped in 10 years old body & Bern is actually stacked & asian woman, both of them being prideful on top of that only make it better

>>35036276
A loli doesn't need a typical child lifestyle to be a loli. Naima and Xiaolan live very abnormal lives, but they are still lolis. This is because they still experience life as humans, have human bodies are subjected to the human condition.

What makes Dlanor a fake loli is that she has no human condition. She's a weird fantasy creature in the shape of a literal loli kiddo. Her experiences are incompatible with regular humanity.

>>35036224
Hell yeah dude, battler helping out Dlanor try out new swimwear is 10/10. Jesus we have unlimited potential with where we could go with this idea. I got a couple of ideas, feel free to take what you like and leave what you dislike. The first one is Dlanor cuddling with battler at the end of the first night due to reason x could be because she's scared or because she usually sleeps with a body pillow. the second one I have is one where battler is in a sauna with the others and they decide to play a punishment game like the club games. The last one is just erika bullying cornelia and ends up with either one of them losing their bra.

>>35036318
But anon, humanity is sweaty and shameful. Dlanor has all the pride in the world, with no bottom to betray it.

>>35036318
>>35036276
>>35036236
Imagine not finding This cute little mentally stunted kid cute and hot.

>>35036245
Rika because her voice is basically scared for life, Bern's is sex to but pure moaning

>>35033067

>>35036318
In other words, Dlanor doesn't have a sweaty arse. This is a good thing, isn't it?

>>35036349
She's literally only a loli because Knox stopped writing rules for his decalogue and left her half-finished forever. She's not a REAL cute preteen brat with a super lewd body and a sassy attitude.

>>35036318
I demand evidence showing that dlanor is made out of porcelain! As of this moment she is believed to be made of flesh and can sweat like a normal human!

>>35036373
>Shion
YJK

>>35036376
Having a sweaty human arse that is sort of disgusting but not quite is a prerequisite for being a loli.

>>35036387
How about that time Nevada-tan kicked her with her naked foot and broke her in half? It literally happened a while ago.

>>35036384
A real preteen brat can have a unsassy attitude and a unlewd body! and yet this preteen brat is still "real" Dlanor is a never-aging never getting past her loli mind age as stated in her profile here:

"Her father was a legendary Inquisitor of Heresy, but he broke the rules and was executed. She was the one who performed his interrogation and execution. Since that time, she has stopped growing, and both her body and mind remain eternally those of a young maiden. It is whispered that her heart also died at that moment, but she does not see it that way." -https://07th-expansion.fandom.com/wiki/Dlanor_A._Knox

She is the perfect loli, she still has the smug attitude of a loli and the innocence of a loli! She is more "real" then any "real" boring unlewd loli!

>>35036398
Uh i didn't see it so it didn't happen, also we have evidence showing she isn't made out of porcelain as stated here

"Her father was a legendary Inquisitor of Heresy, but he broke the rules and was executed. She was the one who performed his interrogation and execution. Since that time, SHE HAS STOPPED GROWING*, and both her body and mind remain eternally those of a young maiden. It is whispered that her heart also died at that moment, but she does not see it that way."

This implies if she was never cursed with eternal youth she would've continued to grow! tell me anon can "porcelain" grow? NO IT CAN'T! Dlanor is made of FLESH AND BONES!!

For Dlanor cuddling up with Battler, it's possible that you could have a situation where she fell asleep unexpectedly after a long day of activities, leaving Battler unable to get up lest he wake her. Though it depends on if you want her cuddling him intentionally while a wake or unintentionally in her sleep. Either way, I can already imagine Battler waking up the next day to find one of his hands slipped into Dlanor's bottoms, cupping her butt directlly.

As for what sort of swimsuit Battler would eventually help Dlanor pick out, what do you think of this?
Battler may be an unabashed perv, but he’s not usually the type of sleaze to take advantage of someone like Dlanor’s trust. But since it’s Dlanor herself asking for help picking out something more adult, Battler would find the stomach to pick out a somewhat racy number for the small girl, apologizing to Gertrude in his head as he pulled it from the rack and handed it to Dlanor.

I like the idea of them having those sorts of playful clashes. Losing a bra is also a good idea. Since they’ve only got two days on the island, a bit of bare tiddy exposure is the least they’d need to have by the end of the first day.

Actually, doing this in the sauna also works nicely since it provides a reason to stay even after such exposure.

>>35036433
meant for >>35036320

>>35036240
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH YOU THOUGHT ITS OVER WHEN ITS JUST GETTING STARTED!
I'm going to assume your claim of posting around the end of April is absolute truth, since you completely fell for my trap and had no reason to lie back then.
Therefore the possible range of any posts that could be responsible for you being here right now is between 04-20 and 04-26 specifically 13:07:13 (one second after your post).
Throughout the range I have found there are FIVE mentions of /jp/ on /a/ throughout four threads, one for each thread and two for the last one.

So you proved you've been posting before (>>>/a/221109059)? Heh, not bad. However you're still ultimately checkmated, I just have to close on you and deal the FINISHING BLOW!
You have to prove you've posted here before each post, or rather, before the oldest post below, otherwise [blue]ONE OF THESE POSTS IS WHAT MADE YOU MOVE TO /jp/, PROVING YOU'RE A NEWFAG /a/ REFUGEE![/blue] [red]Failing to do so will automatically validate my blue truth![/red]
Heh, let's start with the first one (>>>/a/221086406), 11 hours before your magnificent post!
The second one is (>>>/a/221001380), 2 days before your fantastic post!
The third one is (>>>/a/220926902), 3 days before your wonderful post!
The fourth (>>>/a/220900252) and the fifth one (>>>/a/220904763) are also 3 days before your great post!

HAHAHAHAH, HOW ABOUT THIS KRAUSS? DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN PROVE ALL OF THIS WRONG? DO YOU? HAHHAHAHAAHAH

>>35036431
She wasn't cursed with eternal youth. She stopped growing because she represents Knox's decalogue and he stopped writing her after he broke his own rules and was called out for being a hypocrite.

She's made of porcelain and paper.

>>35036412
A loli needs certain life experiences to be a loli. Dlanor has never been scolded by her parents, she has never bullied someone, she has never sat her sweaty loli ass for hours at school, she has never been bored out of her mind on a lazy summer afternoon, she has never masturbated to a boy she likes, she has never had diarrhea after eating chocolate, she has never felt shame looking at her budding tits, she has never begged her mom for a videogame, she has never lived with the shame of the human condition and the psychological flaws that come with it.

I'm late!

>>35036433
for how the cuddling happens is completely up to you, I personally prefer the idea of Dlanor taking a liking to battler after the events of the first day and finds it easier to fall asleep around him, For the swimsuit we could have Dlanor pick some out for herself while asking battler what he thinks and have battler pick some out for her (much more lewder then what dlanor had picked) with dlanor embarrassed but not opposed. I say by the end of the first day we should got some action going on with either Gertrude or Cornelia, but I'm kinda leaning over towards Gertrude. we can have her be grateful to us for helping out dlanor and letting Gertrude get to relax for a bit. Also I'm thinking we could make this whole thing happen over the events of three days instead of two mostly so we can fit in more stuff and help even out the pacing a bit

>>35036441
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
[red] YOU FOOL! [/red] You JUST PROVIEDED ME WITH MY OWN WAY OUT! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA [red] I POSTED 220904763 BECAUSE I AM RAXBRETTON![/red] HAHAHAHA I EVEN HAVE THE SCREENSHOT TO PROVE IT HAHAHAHAHA [red]IN THE POST I TOLD HIM TO GO TO /jp/ WHICH IMPLIES THAT I'VE ALREADY BEEN THERE![/red] HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IS THAT REALLY THE BEST YOU CAN DO! hAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>35036455
>She's made of [HEADCANON]
there is literally no proof stating she is! I gave you hard evidence and i expect some in return!

>>35036516
Post the screenshot to terminate the erika poster!

>>35036474
WRONG! Dlanor HAS had all thoese experiences before! HOWEVER she is a never ageing loli and her mind won't go past the age she killed her father, which was when she was still a kid! Dlanor is made of flesh! she CAN sweat and she DOES have sweaty armpits! The only difference is that she has the memories of a adult but the mind of a child!

>>35036538
Very well! <REST IN PEACE> HAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>35036550
>Wrong one
epic fail

>>35036500
Having Gertrude warm up to Battler early on would be very useful in the long run, as she's the one most liable to get in the way of inappropriate actions by taking charge of the situation (as seen in that Twitter chain from before)

As for the day limit, I mean technically the second day goes all the way until midnight, so there'd still be at least a third morning afterwards since the island isn't about to explode this time. I guess it depends on how far you want things to go with everyone. Are we just trying to bed Dlanor with a bit of hanky panky here and there with the other girls on the side. Or is our end goal to go full-blown harem with Battler fuking the entire mystery team together in a big orgy.


Yeah, the cuddling sounds cuter when it's done awake with intention. Maybe as a precursor you could have her take a nap on Battler at the beach earlier in the day, after which she notices just how comfortably she slept when together with him.


The funny thing about Erika in lewd situations is that her attitude will vary wildly depending on the circumstances.

For example, I could see her readily hiking her swimsuit top up in the middle of a volleyball game, flashing her boobs at Battler in order to make him miss a match deciding point. In that situation, she'd think nothing of the exposure, and would even mock Battler for letting himself get shaken over something so juvenile even as her tits continued to dangle freely outside her top.

But then if you had a situation in the sauna where Erika's lost some kind of bet and has to ditch her bra as a punishment, her attitude would be totally different. In such circumstances, she'd treat being seen by Battler as the highest of disgraces, something she'd swear vengeance for. And the funny thing is, this wouldn't change EVEN IF she had already willingly shown her tits to him earlier. Because for ERika it's less about the act itself and more about the power dynamic behind said acts.

>>35036604
I would say having it end with us finally bedding dlanor after a shit ton of build up and a lot of sexual endeavors would be a proper way of ending the story, we could have battler bang every chick on the island in various ways, a threesome with Gertrude and Cornelia, Having Erika bang you in an attempt to humiliate you, banging a humiliated Erika in front of Gertrude and Cornelia(also Dlanor depending on how you want battler role with Dlanor to play out) I personally really think having Erika here will help out on adding in a lot of lewd scenarios. I like your ideas and it's definitely gonna help make the story much easier to write. I'm a sucker for humiliated Erika so i would suggest some ideas involving that but it's up to you.

>>35036499
Welcome anon!

>>35036516
It's NOT over, or rather, it won't be over until I win.
But now I'm very tired, I'll continue this tomorrow if I had the chance, good night.

>>35036686
Hate to break it to you but I've been playing 50-D chess this entire month, you'll never find the truth anon!

Goodnight bro!

>>35036649
I assume that in this scenario that Eiserne Jungfrau is no longer under Erika's command. Though her domineering attitude and devilishly sharp wit would still give her an air of authority over the other girls. Even her inclusion on this trip was done via strongarming her way in and blackmailing the other girls. and it would be especially difficult for the likes of Cornelia to actively stand up to her, at least initially.
If there ever came a physical contest of some sort then Cornelia might be able to make use of the martial arts she'd been practicing to finally best her former tormenter.

Also an idea for Erika's swimsuit.

>>35036697
>this entire month
Hmm?? And what does that have to do with April?
I'm 100% sure your "around late April" statement is the truth, and that's my strongest card. As long as that is the truth there's hope.
Haha, confirm it in red if you can.

>>35036698
I Like your idea anon, Erika keeping her sense of superiority over Gertrude and Cornelia for the beginning only to get completely bitched and humiliated halfway is perfect! also for her swim suit I'm thinking of one of those tight string like bikinis if you know what i mean.

>>35036711
Don't worry anon, i'm not a monster! I'll let you believe in what you want ;^)

Actually, it might be a good idea to not have Erika be a part of the scenario right from the start, since she tends to try and take command of just about any situation she’s in, which would make it ward for Battler and the Eiserne Jungfrau girls to even begin to relax

Maybe at around noon on the first day, after they've managed to relax a little bit, Erika would make her appearance via her usual method of arrival, by washing ashore on the beach, much to the surprise of the other 4 gathered there. Crashing their peaceful relaxation and moving things in a more wild direction from there on.

>>35036728
You mean ones that almost entirely string with very little fabric?

>>35036742
So it's a lie? But why would you lie to such a random post? Are you that used to lying that you subconsciously lie to anything now?
I refuse to believe it.

>>35036760
I agree, once Erika enters the pace is going to start picking up so i say we should have the beginning only consists of Gertrude Cornelia and dlanor with the main goal just to relax and get set up.I also like the idea of erika just washing up ashore to crash their vacation. and for the bikini, yes like in your pic related i think it would work well on erika.

>>35036766
I don't know is it a lie? don't worry all your effort should be rewarded [red] I started posting in these threads around late April [/red] This should give you enough of a fighting chance! good luck anon!

>>35036697
>this entire month
it's 2nd of june anon, you've been playing for 2 days

Ange with no balls.

>>35036833
;)

>>35035574
this

>>35036800
I'm imagining a cool summer spin on Erika's usual tumultuous arrival, where instead of being tossed ashore by the crashing waves with only her life vest keeping her alive, instead she'd be leisurely laying back on a floatation ring while relaxing in the sun's rays, gently drifting ashore before getting up to smirk at the dumbfounded group on the beach.

It's so ridiculously over the top and aggressive with its exposure. Another option is to have her start out wearing a more normal bikini like >>35036698
but then after seeing Dlanor emerge with Battler wearing a much more womanly swimsuit, she decides to show the shorter girl what a REAL sex appeal swimsuit looks like, reemerging several minutes later now practically nude, with only a network of thin strings and small bits of cloth. It seemed less like it was designed to draw the eyes towards her body rather than hide it from view. Less clothing and more... 'decorations'

>>35036859
Pic related is why we need him!

>>35036875
This picture is inconceivably based!

>>35036873
I like it bro! Having Erika be that petty works for me, I feel like we should have Erika only try to befriend Dlanor. This is mostly so some of my ideas about cucking the shit out of erika can work better. anyway I'm about to get some sleep bro, so I'll respond when I wake up with some more ideas! Trust me bro you're writing pure gold anon! I'll see you in the moring bro :P

Goodnight bros, tomorrow let's shitpost together!

>>35036933
Seeya around. Sleep well. I'm glad you like all the ideas.

>>35036224
>it likely doesn't even cover the important stuff properly, like a breastless or crotchless swimsuit
Slutika...

>>35037082
So long as she's the one in control, Erika has no qualms about exposing her body.

>>35036875
Behold. The only poster worse than Italianon.

Sometimes the actual truth does not get posted enough due to all the shit in here.
Shannon = Kanon = Yasu = Beatrice

>>35037132
Nobody's interested in the truth anymore. They just want to shitpost.

>>35037138
What is the point in creating these generals anymore. Every type of shitpost has been done up to centipedes. It’s over.

What are your honest feelings on lewd official art?

>>35037216

>>35037219

>>35037216
Gets me going more than fanart, but this works a bit different since it's not coming from the author of the series. I like it more when it's official official.

>>35037216
Better than Tegaki
SAMPLE SAMPLE SAMPLE

>>35037227

I wrote a snippet of something without thinking and it wasn't badly received. I think I should actually write something.

>>35037222

>>35037248

>>35037227
Personally, I enjoy the degree of separation, as it feels real without interfering with the story or characters.

>>35037288

Do you think we should've gotten an Umineko Kira? Specifically for fanservice.

>>35037338
Kira is an anime thing except for the first episode. Being honest it kinda works better animated for the kind of content it is. Umineko Kira wouldn't make much sense and I feel that they didn't do a decent job of making characters sexually appealing enough. Also it wasn't finished.

If something I would want Passione Kira. They definitely know what they're doing. They're professionals at this kind of thing. Although I would want it to be different content too, not a remake of that (or a "Gou" version of that where every episode is slightly altered)

>>35037288
Erika is extra lewd.

>>35037338
>>35037359
It'd just be the GM Battler short from Tsubasa

>>35037367

>>35037338
At least in that case I could trust DEEN to animate some bouncing titties and panty shots without having to worry about them fucking up any important stories.

Can you imagine if THIS was animated?

>>35037383
Beato churning Ange's doughy tits about as a cloud of gold butterflies conveniently obscures just the nipples

>>35037456
You know, for a guy whose specialty is bullshitting, Keiichi's got a really shitty poker face.

>>35037371
are these like promotional images or were these actually from a thing?

>>35037537
Promote this

oh no no no the japs absolutely hate ryukishi

>>35037629
The japs absolutely hate thinking

>>35037629
Yes yes yes.
I for one approve of the Japanese attitude. Ciconia and Gou are evidence of his deteriorating reputation.

>>35037685
>Ciconia
Yes
>Gou
No

>>35037699
It’s an opinion obviously.
I think it was dull. Japanese reception was not great in general as >>35037629 said.
I guess how much revenue it generates is what will matter.

Japanese reception was not great for Umineko. I give not a single shit about what the japanese think.

>>35037804
But Ryukishi is Japanese so you don’t care for him either.

>>35037537
Reminder that this is official art.

>>35037844
Ryukishi's body is just a vessel for something greater in the WTC universe.

>>35037216
SAMPLE SAMPLE SAMPLE SAMPLEEEEE

>>35037844
I suppose because I belong to my country, and I genuinely hate my country for the most part, I should hate myself too.

>>35037845
Better variant.

>>35037890

>>35037897

The thought that a Beatrice daki exists is somehwat disturbing, considering...

Kneel.

>>35037947
Is this a list of things you pirated?

>>35037953
I think that's steam library screenshot

>>35037953
No, I am not poor.

>>35037927
Where is my Kanon daki?

>>35037927

>>35037965
Manly. Overflowing masculinity.

>>35038005
Beatrice was raped

>>35038009
Only 1 out of 3

>>35037927
>>35038005
Can you believe THIS is official art?!

>>35037947
I wish the fourth game was more like the third game in that list.

>>35038035
Jayden....UNATCO hurt my weenee

>>35038031
no nipple

>>35038005
If there's no JS Satoko one with Sotsu I will fucking riot

>>35038058
what about one with Oiishi?

>>35038067
Not my style but hopefully

>>35038009
Yes

>>35037890
Battler's wet dream

Mario is Kinzo granddaughter
And also his daughter

>>35038031
>>35038005
Rena is overflowing with horniness

HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD TURNED AGAIN IN ANOTHER COOMERS SHITSHOW

Read here How Shion was brainwashed by Ooishi in waiting for Latex Manifesto

>>35038137
Well she did tell Keiichi that people are usually exact opposite on the inside. So Rena seems like an innocent an cute girl, but she's actually horny slut on the inside.

>>35038140
The pastafag fears the chad coomer

>>35038167
fuck off coomer and study math

>>35038140
HOLY .JPG.PNG
ANOTHER RULE BREAKING POST TURNED IN AGAIN WITH AVATAR AND SIGNATURE POSTING AND ADVERTISING.

also really bad theory. Not that higurashi needs theories.

>>35038166
Well duh. Everytime she's daydreaming about anything with K1 it involves shit that would make him jump

>>35038166
That... Actualy makes sense.
What the hell, she even tempted K1 in front of others by showing off her pink underwear and according to Ura Higu, she sometimes goes commando.

>>35038179
I coom.
You swallow.

>>35037463
his specialty is using his charisma to win, usually with teamwork

>>35038180
is perfect

2 people hear a child sound and Satoko disappier without reason

KNEEL

>>35038058
I can't imagine they'd pass that over, it's JC that won't get anything.

>>35038097
I mean yeah, that's what meta Beatrice kind of is.

>>35038251
Yeah it's a shame. JC gets pushed aside. And I bet JS Satoko with the Tataridamashi festival outfit won't be there either. Just casual JS Satoko and JK Satoko with her uniform.

>>35038234
Higurashi doesn’t work like this.
As you read further the answers are explicit.
You are wasting time

>>35038323
the answare are explained with mental virus and secret organization?

RYUKISHI WHY PEOPLE DO THAT WHAT IS THE MOTIVE IN THEIR HEART THAT MAKE THEM COMMIT SO MUCH CRIMES

LMAO THEY WERE JUST MAD LOL

this is called loveless, read Umineko this is 1 of the biggest insult to the readers, to the characters and to the author himself.

Which Higurashi character would give the best sexual experience?

>>35038365

>>35038371
I don't care it's the most popular one. It's Satoko.

>>35038371
I think we can all agree that

>>35038371

What would be the most WTC way to kill yourself?

>>35038455
disappear yourself without a trace in some deserted area and leave behind several elaborate stories about how and why you did it

>>35038455
Get gold Ingot.
Get big dress
Get boat

Jump off boat with gold ingot tied in dress.
Sleep peacefully my beloved suicidal anon.

>>35038371
AKASAKA

>>35038484
L5 Akasaka would give deadly sex

>>35038491
The best

>>35038491
if anon was a girl this is the right choice

>>35038371
Hanyuu, Rina, Takano, Akane.

>>35038491
L5 Akasaka destroying Rika-chama's loving holes to the point she doesn't mind dying

Turbo meltdown tomorrow, don't say I didn't warn you guys

>>35038565
Can't wait.

>>35038565
oh jeez

>>35038565
15 hours to go

>>35038613
Please.....sex with any of the 34s....

>>35038621
Vier - not a virgin
Takano - not a virgin
Satoko - will have sex with Keiichi tomorrow
Lambdadelta - has the experience of all of the above and also has lesbian sex with a literal cat

I don't know what to expect honestly. I find it weird she would go back home with him after she had an opportunity to "give him something" already.

>>35038629
>not a virgin
Yes, and?

>>35038638
The anime changed that scene so that Rika would visit Satoko first for some reason. Despite all that, the anime kept the line where Satoko asks Keiichi to go to the festival with her tomorrow.
Honestly I have no idea what to expect after Satoko leads Keiichi away from the festival.

>>35038655
I don't know. The house is redundant. However Teppei could ambush him outside too.

>>35038958
>The house is redundant.
Fucking Diogenes shits

>>35038008
ahem

>>35039122
I like the bottom one
Confident.

>>35039152
You are a homosexual.

>>35039158
But what if that anon is a biolog--- ppffft I can't even finish the sentence

>>35039122
The current Ryuukishi style is a bit weird with his older franchises.

>>35039196
That Shion could have been drawn by that abridged satok dude

>>35039158
The middle and top look unhappy whereas Amakusa looks happy.
Therefore only the bottom is acceptable.
Otherwise it’s probably not consensual and therefore rape and you are evil.
Please understand

>>35039215
Just admit that you want to suck dicks.

>>35038638
Well, if she really did want to give him the bat it would have been kinda inconvenient to give it to him at the start of the festival.

>>35039224
That is unrelated and totally acceptable in my native Italy.
I’m just saying that consent is important.

>>35039284
And if she wanted to inject him so he causes a tragedy that would have been too early.

>>35039202
I was thinking exactly that. The proportions are quite similar. But it's clearly drawn by R07. Maybe they're the same person and we've been looking at official porn this whole time.

>>35039382
>Maybe they're the same person and we've been looking at official porn this whole time.
I knew Ryukishi was a secret sizefag.

>Oh fuck, we need to justify a new update. What do we do?
>Good sir, do the needful and include night mode, some people are dumb and think it's good for your eyes
>Great idea Rajeesh! Nobody needed this shit and it'll take long until people realize it isn't exactly all that good, but we'll contact a few media outlets so they convince people that screens should be yellow as piss at 11PM as we implement this!

>>35039545
What did he mean by this?

>>35039545
Good to know we have quality posters like this here.

>>35039328
Satoko injecting Keiichi depends on her knowing about him being L3 instead of having calmed down to L1 due to memory leaks as was the case in Minagoroshi.
If Keiichi is the one who is supposed to kill Rika, it must happen sometime during the festival when Rika is at her happiest.

>>35039576
>>35039577
Ah fuck. This is the second time I do this, but the other way around.

>>35039545

I've just thought of a short and easy mystery. Please look forward to it.

>>35039545
best post

>>35039606
is it going to be a mystery or a Mystery?

>>35039640
It will be purple.

>>35039640
a misterie

>>35039640
a dysentery

Bern is the Hermit! She is friendless! A shut-in! Spends all of her time watching anime and shitposting on the metaverse internet!!

>>35039663
Bern can produce plenty of milk

>>35039663
>lipstick
What a slut!

Would Battler want to have sex with Enj?

>>35039718
Probably not.

>>35039718
No

>>35039721
>>35039751
Even when he didn't know who she was during most of Episode 4?

>>35039758
He was kind of busy during episode 4, don't you think?

>>35039758
I don’t think there is anything to suggest that he would. He is related to Kinzo of course but otherwise no.

>>35039769
That's not the point. In a neutral scenario, assuming he only knew her to the extent he did in Episode 4, would he fuck her?

>>35039783
I don’t recall him flirting with her especially. He makes many comments about Beatrice and sometimes about the stakes.

>>35039777
What does Kinzo have to do with anything? We're talking about Battler in a scenario where he recognizes as Gretel, not his sister.

It's pretty well established that Battler would fuck Jessica. He is also confirmed to be interested in fucking Maria in 10 years. Beatrice and the 7 Stakes goes without saying, and probably Yasu too, seeing as he's realized the truth and wholeheartedly accepts Beatrice.

>>35039783
No.

>>35037117
There are at least 3 Italianon posters. me included, the original excluded. I counted 6 Italianon posters in the past. Now make your statement again. Who's the worst?

>>35039830
Kinzo has the following to do with it
He is big on incest. It runs through the story. And battler is related to him. George and Jessica also seem to quite like their closely related Yasu/Kanon/Shannon.

It’s not established that Battler would do anything with Jessica. The breast grabbing antics does not establish this.

>>35039843
There is only one Italianon. There are a few imitators (myself included).
If you genuinely support him you are trash.
Cmon anon.

>>35039853
This, he's just being playful.

>>35039853
Incest has nothing to do with Battler's mindset in this scenario, he doesn't know Enj is his sister yet.

Also, please. Battler would absolutely fuck Jessica.

>>35039887
You are not doing a good job of proving this.
What are you basing this on?

>>35039869
As much as people like you keep trying to deny it, there's genuine credibility to the theory that Yasu and Ikuko are the same person in the real world.

>>35039893
Ikuko has a detailled past with known family members so that's impossible.

>>35039924
You don't know for a fact that it's real, it was never confirmed in red. Her family background has always been weird and vague.

>>35039893
There’s the canon manga for one. Yasu dies. Which as much as people like you keep trying to deny it etc…..

Aside from that there this is no conclusive evidence for basically anything in the visual novel so you can make up as much shit as you like. Ryukishi left it open ended.
However if you ask about credibility then it’s vastly more likely that Yasu and Ikuko are not the same person. There’s a huge host of likely reasons for that which have been listed off many times.
This doesn’t stop you claiming otherwise of course (the manga does). If you want to go down the crazy theory route then by all means. But it’s reasonably clear that Yasu is not Ikuko.

>>35039942
>Yasu dies
Again, not confirmed in red. Just because the manga shows Beatrice awakening inside the catbox with an amnesiac Battler doesn't mean you've 100% confirmed xhe died in the ocean. Battler was supposed to be dead too, until he wasn't.

>Aside from that there this is no conclusive evidence for basically anything in the visual novel so you can make up as much shit as you like. Ryukishi left it open ended.
That's exactly the point. It's a theory, and it's yet to be conclusively disproven, therefore it's valid.

>But it’s reasonably clear that Yasu is not Ikuko.
t. goat

>>35039941
Considering the red truth itself is rather vague and up for interpretation, why not just consider the entirety of Umineko non-existent?

>>35039942
This is part of the reason you get Rosatrice and Erikantrice. Umineko visual novel alllows for it.
Higurashi doesn’t. If italianon keeps going with it and does not abandon his batshit crazy theory that he can retrospectively apply his version of Umineko logic to it then he will eventually have to deal with the fact that it explicitly makes what is going on clear. Which is not Ooishi and Rika.

>>35039675
Her lips are either naturally that pink or despite being a shut-in she still occasionally puts on makeup, either way CUTE

>>35039942
THE MANGA IS FAKE AND GAY

IKUKO IS YASU
NO IKUKO IS YASU THEN MAGIC EXIST

>>35039964
I think you are trolling, especially with ‘t. goat’ If you want to discuss I’m happy to do so but not if you are going to be like this. Who are you trying to convince?
The weight of evidence points towards what is regarded as the official solution. You repeated my point about it not being conclusively disproven.
But this doesn’t make anything else valid, you go with what is most likely. Which isn’t anything like Yasu being Ikuko. To do that you have twist things massively.

Gyarutoko

>>35040020
>I think you are trolling
And with that, it's now confirmed you're a complete moron not worth persisting with.

>>35040020
That anon is just relying on Devil's Proof as evidence.

>>35040020
T. GOAT

>>35040095
So you could not discuss in a normal way.

>>35040168
You're just one of those retards who cries troll every time you're faced with a conflicting viewpoint. Boring retards like you are a waste of time.

>>35040078
Do not.

>>35040078
Do people really like gyarus?

>>35040196
Well, I know I do.
Not all of them are sluts, it's just a meme, as far as I know.

>>35040177
Not true either. I still think you are trolling but I carried on with my points regardless.
The insults support this. You could just drop them.

>>35040310
Thank you for further proving me correct, idiot.

>>35040501
Sure anon.

There sure are a lot of hidden posts squirming outside the doors of the Golden Land today.

Did any new VA comments come out recently? A nip I follow posted this just now:
>担当声優さんの複雑発言やっぱざわざわしてしまうな…本当に綺麗なハッピーエンドになるけどそれは賽殺し編の世界のようなかんじになるのかもしれない…悟史は元気だけど分校への転校生は来ないのかもしれない……
But that doesn't really fit with anything I've seen so far.

>>35040656
What does it say?

>>35040656
That can't be true...

boning THE rika-chan

>>35040656
>It's going to be a really beautiful happy ending, but it might be like the world of the Sai-kiri Arc...
"Dude let's just live in this final world. Begone, witches living inside us!"

>>35040639
Guys, what did this hidden post say?

That's kinda useless without the context of what they are talking about.
Anyway, there might have been another interview in the Nekoda bluray?

>>35040711
Or it's from the radio. That's possible too.

>>35040686
>Is there anything you'd like to eat?
She should've replied with "yess your dick meeep nipaah~~".

>>35040661
>I'm really bothered by the voice actor's complicated comments... It's going to be a really beautiful happy ending, but it might be like the world of Saikoroshi... Satoshi is fine, but the transfer to the branch school might not come...
t. DeepL

>>35040686
this theory was basically confirmed anyway ever since ryukishi was evasive about the mirror world comment furing that interview months ago

>>35040656
Where is that from? The post I mean..

>>35040672
back off she's mine

>>35040686
that Satoko looks exactly like this one

>>35040746
@um__um_m, alt account of @roro01_0, a KeiRi shipfag artist

>>35040780
>a KeiRi shipfag
So, a shitposter. No need to consider his words.

>>35040820
It wasn't really ship related so I don't think that matters.

>>35039606
Short and easy yet it's purple? hmmm

I'm pretty sure roro won't just invent stuff but I have no idea what comments he is even talking about.

>>35040845
Who the fuck is roro
>>35040842
It's easy to make a purple mystery.
>>35040825
A shitposter remains a shitposter whether they're talking about ships, theories or politics doesn't matter.

>>35040845
It's hard to tell since half the time nip twitter will just start talking about something without linking to it or saying wtf it is. It was like this when the VA interviews came out as well.
>>35040885
Calm down dude. Nips are much more sane about this kind of thing than Westerners are.

Go and ask the shipfag about it.

>>35040095
Don't you realize he thinks you're trolling because you're so fucking stupid? You're trying to convince him of your ridiculous theory while also calling him a goat? Are you retarded?

Besides, stop. Your dumb theory has already been proven to be utterly nonsensical, you're just in the denial stage now, and won't accept that. Kindly fuck off back to /v/.

>>35040695
Italianon admitted he has some repressed sexual preferences towards men.

Hauuu!

>>35033067

>>35041024
GUYS I COMMITED SIN.
I ADMIT. SOMETIMES IT IS HARD.

>>35041041

>>35041055

>>35041071
>>35041055
What is this?

>>35039942
Well, you did read the manga, didn't you? First of all, I don't care why you folk are complaining about other's opinions. The manga made it clear that either the confession chapters are written by Ikuko or she is Yasu. Confession of the Golden Witch was on the fucking table while Ikuko decided to paralyzeThoya's legs for the rest of his life.

>>35041080
Rena and Rina, maybe?

>>35037166
>Every type of shitpost has been done up to centipedes.
Not yet. We still need pastas about Ange and Maria human centipede.

>>35037330
Stop posting this awful resize. I've seen the better version somewhere, I'm 100% sure.

>>35040994
Further proving how big of an idiot you are. You are still clearly upset you got BTFO'd by a guy on /v/ a few weeks back.

>>35038031
>finally get to see Rena's ass in official art
>it's an atrocious sample that will never be fixed

>>35041139
Then post it you fucking moron. Until then, that picture is valid.

>>35039122
Where did you find this? I need to see Shion's pathetic pits.

Sotsu's OP is pretty good ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZZuP_ttgi0

>>35041152
No I'm not the same guy you retard and second I'm the one who BTFO'd you here after seeing your dumb theorizing on /v/. Do you remember? The Ange problem in your theory? If Battler was alive with Yasu then why wouldn't he at least visit his sister or rather why the fuck would he call her and pretend he lost his memory years after the incident? Do you remember what you said? "h-he just does it dude he's evil after all!!"

Lol you're pathetic, now fuck off.

>>35041098
Isn't this Keiichi's face?

>>35041220
I don't remember where it was. Maybe in one of the older threads or Sankaku.

>>35041275
Too bad then, you're the retard here, not him.

>>35041258
It's just not the best art, K1 doesn't wear tank/ crop tops.

>>35041252
>No I'm not the same guy you retard
Sure you are, moron, your anger is easy to recognize. A month or so back, a guy from /v/ arguing in favor of Ikuko being Yasu did an absolute number on you, and you were going fucking berserk. It was hilarious watching you fall apart in embarrassment.

>>35041152
There are more than one poster telling you that you are wrong here. Calm down anon, no one worth convincing will believe you if you are nuts. Look at your Italian loser friend.

>>35041258
No. That's Rina's outfit from Sotsu.

>>35041252
>If Battler was alive with Yasu then why wouldn't he at least visit his sister or rather why the fuck would he call her and pretend he lost his memory years after the incident?
You were already told numerous times in the /v/ thread, idiot. Just because Yasu could've survived doesn't mean Battler couldn't have suffered brain trauma. Just being underwater for too long is enough to cause a brain injury.

>>35041320
What makes you think it matters whether or not morons like you believe me? Or anyone for that matter?

Stupid people like yourself will always be stupid, and adamantly refuse to believe anything you can't get your small brain around. You're exactly like the extra retarded goats in episode 8.

>>35041314
Then why don’t you reproduce his arguments rather than trying to pretend you are superior to us without any evidence?
I have not seen the /v/ thread as Idon’t go there.
I o imagine based on your childish statements that it is simply because nothing is proven in stone that we can’t deny Ikuko is Yasu. Which is fine, but it’s still a fringe theory that doesn’t hold up well.

>>35040196
I like the casual, laid-back sexual predator archetype, but not the tan or the bleached hair.

>>35041358
Then convince me instead of just saying moron, retard, idiot etc.
If I’ve got it wrong I would rather have it right. You just seem like you are out to cause shit.

>>35041248
Very hopeful lyrics. Good end incoming.

>>35041314
>no argument
Further proving my point kek.
>>35041336
But that's not what you said last time. Besides, didn't they escape both on the same boat? If Yasu made it safe then why wouldn't Battler too? This raises another absurd possibility in your theory, Yasu made Battler lose his memory!

Oh that would be so stupid, sure she might've wanted him all for herself but as a love partner, not a pet. There is no way Yasu would make her one and only lover lose his memory to just be with her forever, that beats the purpose of wanting to spend her life with him. It doesn't make sense.
Your theory is stupid. Now shoo.

>>35041372
Ikuko being Yasu is possible. Ikuko is name/number play on Sayo's true age, and Ikuko's actions only make sense with motive that Sayo would have. The fact that there isn't anything objective about Ikuko that can place her before the Rokkenjima incident makes this even more likely. R07 also puts in a bunch of things that make no sense to talk about other than to make it plausible for Sayo to become Ikuko, like talking about the first Beato's Villa on the mainland. The fact that R07 has bern use the red truth "Beatrice is dead" despite us, as readers, knowing Beatrice's name is Sayo Yasuda at that point further supports this theory.

Naturally, this isn't what is presented as what happened, but in a story about questioning what actually happened and coming to a conclusion that allows you to become a happier and better person, where the author repeatedly hammers the point of living on to atone it seems both possible and thematically appropriate to assert that Ikuko is actually Sayo. I used to not agree with this, but in recent months I've heard some very convincing arguments that've basically forced me to conclude that it's both possible and likely to be the case.

For the latter, that is a delusion spread by a schizo italian (who sadly already found this thread) and can be safely ignored

>>35041313
I think that's supposed to be Keiichi in a bikini.

>>35041460
>If Yasu made it safe then why wouldn't Battler too?
Thank you for showing you completely missed the point of Umineko, idiot. You still don't understand how devil's truths work at all, jesus christ.

>>35041486
>WAWAWAWA DEVILS PROOF
You're either retarded or a troll, there is no way. Devil's proof applies for almost everything that is not stated in red you dumb fucking faggot, and the fact that you're resorting to it proves you're out of tricks.
I asked you to prove your theory, not tell me
>D-DUUUUH ITS STILL POSSIBLE CUZ DEVIL PROFFF!!!!

For the third time, you're retarded. Your theory is retarded. Fuck off.

>>35041532
Yeah, you're definitely the same spergy dumbass who got absolutely destroyed by the /v/ anon last month.

>>35041462
Nice pasta you fucking retard

>>35041568
Of course you recognize it. He's the guy that made a complete fool out of you on /v/ about a month ago.

>y-yur just a sperg bro i btfo'd last time but i cant anymore cuz.. cuz... AAAAIIIIEEEEE DEVILS PROOF SAVE ME
Lmao look at this loser.

>>35041590
Dude, just swallow your pride and stop. You're out of your depth here and it shows.

>>35041553
>>35041575
Oh waaaaaaaait, I remember now, there was some massive dick sucker that kept linking his his /v/ posts on here and it's not the same guy, which is pretty sad.
Can you get his dick out of your mouth already??

>>35041568
Imagine losing an argument this hard.

>>35041568
You lost, it's time to move on mate.

>so mad that he's spamming my post now
Yup further proving my point you're a fucking clown.

They're so cute bros...

>muh good end
No shit Higurashi's going to have a happy ending, that's the point.

>>35041682
Ok, so you don't even know how post timers work. On top of being stupid and a clearly deranged schizo, you're also a newfag.

>>35041689
Some people are salivating at the idea of a miserable downer ending for some reason.

>>35041711
I don't get why

>>35041462

>Ikuko is name/number play on Sayo's true age
I don’t think the number play is true based on a quick check of the names but my Japanese is bad.

>Ikuko's actions only make sense with motive that Sayo would have
I don’t see how that is the case.

>The fact that there isn't anything objective about Ikuko that can place her before the Rokkenjima incident makes this even more likely

I think Ikuko not being seen before makes it more likely that she is a new character. She also has a back story.

>first Beato's Villa on the mainland
I don’t recall any mention of a ‘first Beato Villa’ on the mainland but really this would be on the original poster to prove by digging out that part from Episode 7 which I imagine would be after Kinzo takes Beatrice to see Nanjo on the nearby island. Need to see that part of the VN to comment but at the moment it doesn’t convince me of anything.

>bern use the red truth "Beatrice is dead" despite us, as readers, knowing Beatrice's name is Sayo Yasuda at that point further supports this theory.

Beatrice is dead. It’s in red. Yasu’s name being different doesn’t mean anything. I don’t even know in what timescale that refers to.

The second paragraph just basically restates that it is possible. Which it is in the VN, sure. But not even slightly likely.
I’m not sure why this supposedly convinced /v/.

>>35041711
loveless goats, i hate and pity them

>>35041462
>as readers, knowing Beatrice's name is Sayo Yasuda at that point further supports this theory.
Their real name is never stated in the entirety of the VN. Even Sayo is exclusively used by the Shannon personna.

>>35041291
Don't antagonize me, faggot. Why are you so mad? I'm just trying to help by letting you know a better version exists. You've been angry since the beginning even though all I did was help selflessly by giving information. You shouldn't give a fuck about your ego or whatever if an anonymous imageboard.

>>35041747
>Beatrice is dead. It’s in red. Yasu’s name being different doesn’t mean anything
retard

>>35041711
>people chose magic ending
>endlessly try to rationalize and explain the trick behind everything that happens after
It's really fucking sad.

>>35041711
I'd make oc of lambda and a group of goats in front of the cinema seats background, each with popcorn, soda, some wearing 3d glasses and so on, but I'm too lazy and useless

>>35041833
Sounds like a job for tegakianon.
Dunno if Lambda would be into that kind of thing though, she seems like she would be into super cheesy saccharine happiendo instead if ep8 is anything to go by.

>>35041833
>Lambda
She literally died for an happy ending, anon.

>>35041883
Lambda is still definitely a popcorn-eating suffering enjoyer.

>>35041817
Again, I honestly don’t get how using retard constantly with no comment at all is useful.
Doesn’t it make you look incompetent?

>>35041883
>an happy ending
You should an hero right now.

>>35041927
That's what she does in episode 7 after all.

>>35041952
What?