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Thunder Thighs.

The legs you want wrapped around your six pack abs

Because she's a fucking master of martial arts.

Her being a lazy idiotic gate guard is just a bastardization by uncreative Japanese fanon

Meiling is a demon version of Bruce Lee, that was to be expected.

She's a top-tier martial artist in a world where martial arts is low-tier.
Isn't it sad, Meiling?

>>3504058
Perhaps, but she STILL has no weakness, unlike her mistress.

>>3504076
Her mistress is a min-maxer, like all vampires. Much more power, for a few weaknesses.

>>3504078
A few?

- Weak against Sunlight.
- Weak against flowing waters.
- Weak against garlic and sardina heads (????) .
- Weak against Divine strikes.

There is a reason why she keeps human bodyguards/Friends close.

>>3504094
What "friends"?

>>3504094
>- Weak against Sunlight.
Parasol.

>- Weak against flowing waters.
True.

>- Weak against garlic and sardina heads (????).
This is true for Vampires in Touhou?

>- Weak against Divine strikes.
Like all youkai.

You also missed
>-Need to consume moderate amounts of blood to survive

Those aren't too bad, really. Compared to the massive regeneration and spiritual abilities gained, near-immortality, perpetual-youth, etc.

>>3504050
Now look what you did.

>>3504107
She avoids sunlight, and is weakened under its effects. This is why she called down the red mist in EoSD.

>This is true for Vampires in Touhou?
According to ZUN, yes. Horrendously strong youkai have bizarre weaknesses.

>>3504120
>Horrendously strong youkai have bizarre weaknesses.
Yukari's and Yuka's being...

>>3504148
The need to sleep for most of the day, and hibernate during winter.

Is it true that whips are the natural enemy of all monsters?

>>3504148
Yukari must hibernate for long periods. Yuka's is unknown.

... and now for the exciting conclusion.

>>3504161
You are right, I was just extrapolating for Yuka.
We do know they both sleep a lot though.

>>3504148

Penis, of course?

>>3504158

Only in a world where juicy meat is hidden inside candles.

>>3504181
OH SHIT BELMONT IS HERE

SHIT SHIT SHIT

OKAY STUFF THE POT ROAST IN THE WALL AND HELP ME HIDE MY MONEY IN THIS WALL LAMPS

>>3504190
MASTER
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THOSE HEARTS YOU GAVE ME

>>3504190
Now, don't compare Dracula with Remilia. I mean, the magnificent faggot got defeated by a little girl and her cute animal friends. What the hell is up with that?

>>3504157
Akyu says youkai get less active with time, but it's not known if it's "I've been an ent for long enough I guess I'll try being a tree" inactivity or "blah I've done everything that can be done I'm going to wait until something interesting happens" inactivity.

>>3504203
KEEP THEM IN YOUR CHEST, THERES NO WAY BELMONT CAN GET THEM THEN.

UNLESS HE KILLS YOU.

ALSO EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A HEART, HERE HAVE SOME MONEY

KEEP IT IN YOUR STOMACH.

Stiff with rigor mortis...

What is a man?

A miserable pile of BULL. SHIT.

>>3504210
Dracula was also defeated by a severely jaundiced King Graham of Daventry.

>>3504222
WHY DO WE GET THOSE WEIRD CARDS ?
AND WHY DO YOU GIVE USE WEAPONS YET WE AREN'T ALLOWED TO USE THEM ?
WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER FOR US TO USE THOSE DAMNED KNIVES AND CROSSES ?

Dracula was also defeated by a stupid disciples.

>>3504245
HAHAHAHA

USING WEAPONS?

GO THROW SOME FUCKING BONES YOU PATHETIC SKELETON.

>>3504248
Also, I always wondered how I can manage to throw hundreds of bones and stilll not lose a single one on my body.

>>3504253
Well isn't that obvious?

You arn't actually throwing bones, you're throwing danmaku shaped like bones.

So, was the Castlevania style doujin game any good?

>>3504260
>throwing bone danmaku
Gashadokuro Touhou would be awesome.

>>3504161
Yuka is like a plant, sleep during nights, soak in the sun during the day and hibernate during cold months.

>>3504313

You're going to need to state that in red.

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