/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35012128
She has a long way to go.

>>35012128
need a big aggressive rapist to cuddle and support me

>>35012143
I want to be the pupil that also bulked up but traded int and wis for strength

>>35012143
>When Your Haku learns about "creative muscle"

If a man doesn't cum just from being called a "good boy" then he hasn't been sufficiently trained.

Gazer can see you, even if you can't see her.

>>35012219
So she has been my pb fap record of 5 times in a row

Oh no, your wife has found your secret porn stash. What do they find and what do they do?

Regional variants of girls. Y/N?

>>35012371
I only fap to our wedding photo, where I'm princess carrying her.

Shog!

Getting comfortable with youkai.

>>35012450
Yes, all for it

>>35012371
Oh fuck she found where I stashed her tail stocking to huff, I had played dumb when it disappeared.

>>35012503

>>35012523
old hag

>>35012503
I want to be in the company of the oldest ones. Would be fun to hear what was going when writing didn't exist

>>35012128
I want to comfort a disappointed Canadian Yeti

Around elves, watch yourselves

I trust all monster without fault. Whats the worst that can go wrong?

>>35012622
They'd like to tell you all about it. They think it's wonderful when someone is interested in their old stories.

>>35012662
I love elves

>>35012371
They would find a lot of art of characters with similar features to their own. What they do depends on which wife finds it first.

>>35012722
I would listen to that all day long in their lap as they talk about it.

>>35012176
Creative?

>>35012371
If I married a monster as big as I like, there's nothing she can't do the female bodybuilders in my folders can.

>>35012817
Green is not a creative color

>>35012371
Hopefully nothing
Some things you just fat to

>>35012809
C'mere.

>>35012371
>vore
>"What the hell is this? Did you really want me to eat you?"

>>35012879
You get fat to?

>>35012887
I want a momster to sing to me as I fall asleep in her lap.

>>35012925
Same, and her to hold me tight as I sleep

>>35012887
>And behold I shall be a blight upon the land, and everything I touch shall wither, and die.

>come home after long day
>utterly exhausted from the all the bull shit you've dealt with today piling on the monotony of the daily schedule
>Mindflayer gf meets you at the door of your apartment, there before you even knocked
>Looks concerned
>"Hey, anon. You look pretty tired. Are you okay?"
>you assure her your fine and walk in the door, plopping down on the couch
>She sits gently next to you
>There's an awkward silence as you sit there trying to catch a break before being brought back into the real world by your gf putting a hand on your shoulder
>"Hey, you look really tired, anon. Are you actually okay?"
>You assure her again, saying that you're just a little tired from work today
>You can tell she doesn't buy it
>She thinks for a moment before giving you a proposition
>"You wanna lay your head down on my lap?"
>She pats her hand on her thighs, beckoning you to rest on their pillowy softness
>"I know how much you like it.", she teases
>And yet, you insist you're fine
>She frowns a little, and before you can react, you feel a slightly slimy feeling enter your ear
>Suddenly, reality falls away, the world being consumed by an unending abyss with only you and her sitting in it
>Her golden eyes give off a warm glow, like a lighthouse calling out to the weary sailor battered by life's storms
>"Go ahead, anon. Rest your head on my lap."
>You can't stop yourself as you slump over, the side of your head meating an incredibly soft thigh pillow
>Why would you want to stop yourself anyways
>You aren't sure, but you try to move again, finding yourself to be paralyzed
>Your body starts freaking out, paralysis causing your instincts to scream before they're silenced
>You're now aware of a hand running through your hair
>Your mindflayer gf shushes, willing your mind to calm down
>Each stroke tears away more worry, causing your body to go limper and limper until all tension is gone
>"Shhhh.... It's okay, anon. It's okay..."
>She continues petting you, and the more she does the more at ease you feel
>The pent up stress ebbs away and your mind slowly clears itself of thoughts
>Before long, the only thing you're aware of is the feeling of fingers running through your hair in slow, long strokes
>"It's alright, anon. You're alright. Everything is going to be okay."
>At this point, the words are no longer verbal, instead ringing in your mind and echoing in your brain
>"You can relax... You can let yourself relax... Just let it all... slip away..."
>You find that with each stroke, a wave of tiredness comes over you as your eyelids get heavier, each head pat sending you deeper into your sleepiness
>"Yeah.... just relax. I promise, you're going to be okay... I'll always be here for you.... Please, don't hesitate to ask for help..."
>Another stroke almost sends you tumbling into the peace of sleep, and she turns your head to look at her
>"Because, I love you."
>And she send you into the darkness of rest with a kiss on the forehead

>>35012925
Okuu was missing her wings so here's something instead.

>>35012990
Some ear cleaning would be nice too.

Of course the monsters I'd want to do this to me might find it awkward since they'd probably have huge boobs.

>>35012893
Don't make me post the vomiting elf

>>35012970
>Kanako fed a yatagarasu (minor sun bird god that serves Amaterasu) to Utsuho and gave her nuclear fusion powers.
>It became a huge problem because Utsuho is a bird-brained idiot and thought it was a good idea to try to go to the surface and burn it to crisp.

>>35012622
>>35012722
>That reminds me of the time I caught the ferry over to the Underworld.
>I needed a new strap for my clogs, so, I decided to go to the Lower World, which is what they called the Underworld in those days.
>So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
>Now, to take the ferry cost a zeni, and in those days, zeni had pictures of fairies on 'em.

>>35012845
Don't worry, holst-chan! You'll get there!

>He actually likes x mg and not y mg
Lmaoing at ur life right now

>>35012662
Oh no, Elf-chan got into my homemade preserves again. Gonna have to spank her for that.

Why is it spelt "wurm" and not "wyrm"
Did KC make a fucky?

>>35012688
Ironically enough, not that much.
I bet some would just mess around with you before realizing you're not just putting on a show and then have a struggle snuggle with you.

>>35012450
>Need fiery Irish tomboy Dullahan

>>35012128

>>35013310
because its spelled "wyrm" and not "wurm"

>>35013170
Jokes on you, I want a harem of X and Y girl. And even Z!

>>35013310
Because Wurms love 'U'!

>>35013310
Why not call them "werms"

>>35013332
Yeah the critter from myth is spelt wyrm, but not the mge entry

>>35013334
>And even Z
hahahahahaha
get the FUCK out

>>35013350
This is the only real answer in my opinion

>>35013368
i completely misread your first post woops

>>35012128

Would you marry?

>>35013477
You had me at old lady, and my dick is ready to make her a mother

When you relax that's when they attack
I want a raptoresque monster, not an actual raptor but a reptilian pack hunter type girl

>>35013369
>>35013334
>Z
Go back to /d/ fucking degenerate

>>35013514
I dunno, Raptor girls would probably be really cute.

>>35013519
>>35013369
Z Is a great girl. And she can do things that aren't /d/ levels of stuff too. You guys just don't have taste.

>>35013557
What about W?

>>35013628
>W
Well you can just fuck off back to /trash/

>>35012371
It looks like my shoes aren't the only thing I'll have to untie when I get home.

Your getting surprise-married!

>all this talk about x y z and w
She thought you guys were having a spelling bee and wanted to know if she could join.

Hey, I'm starring in a movie, it's called gangbangers 3:the trains a coming. I hope I win an award for my performace

>>35013754
What if I asked the Lilim that's been hunting me that I'll only have sex with her after we get married in a church?
Lilims can't go into churches, right?

>>35013772
you can, but only if you put U and I together

>>35013772
No, haku senesi. I DONT WANT MORE HOMEWORK

>>35013772
Sure, but only if I get to put the PP in U

>>35013754
Who am I getting married to?

>>35013799
What if your homework is to take a dick pic and send it to her?

>>35012371
They found my vampire hag pics
They rape me to reeducate me

>>35013754
>Your

>>35013839
>she sends pics of her dick back

>>35013868
Her dads name is Richard?

>>35013839
I'd ask why and what is this is for?

>>35012128

>>35013772
>thought about hakus when I woke up
>thought about starring in a sex ed video with a haku while I showered
>thread is talking about hakus
It's a good day. This has happened before where I'll think about onis, minos or another monster and the thread will be talking about them. Must be memetic mana at work

>>35012371
>I know I just raped you 5 seconds ago, but after seeing your porn collection... oh cutie, I am so happy you like my muscular body so much! Lick my abs!

Trust Foxes

Take reasonable safety precautions with foxes.

>>35012982
>meating
Immersion ruined

>>35014027
Nah, just call in a professional foxbuster to protect you.

>>35013789
You did not specify what kind of church. You are now getting married at a Fallen God church.

Foxes suck my dick

>>35014044
You don't need a professional foxbuster. Just bust your nut in the fox.

>>35013310
They are both valid spellings for the mythological creature.

>>35014027
No, I don't think I will and will just molest a sealed one then unseal her and contuine molesting her body

>>35014129
Sealed fox is easier to molest since you don't have to hold her down while touching fluffy tail.

>>35013941
What would be good combos for a hakutaku?

I cannot resist those curves, why are Trolls so sexy? They are supposed to be disgusting creatures yet I cannot stop thinking about them and doing extremely lewd and naughty things to their asses

>>35014185
do not breed the trolls

>>35014185
>They are supposed to be disgusting creatures
that's propaganda from yucky human w*men
Troles are lovely, especially when they're old.

>>35014237
Do breed many trolls

>>35014240
They ripen and become curvy as they age

>>35014269
mamono age finer than any wine

>>35014282
I don't drink so I wouldn't know.

>>35014282
The older, the better. I do wonder tho. How would the monster hags react to so many of us going for them instead of the younger girls?

>>35014331
I imagine exceedingly smugly, with a lot of "fufufu"s and "ohohoho"s

>>35014331
I'd go for the younger girls though.

>>35014411
How do you know she aint a lolibaba acting like a loli?

>>35014428
play music that's less than 500 years old
if she looks a little uncomforable or agitated you know she's a lolibaba

>>35014536
Just had the image of a lolibaba wight trying to not destroy the record player while listening to jazz with anon around and does so when his back is turned

>>35014606
>lolibaba fidgeting in agitation
>"wow you're moving to the beat, you really like this song, don't you?"
>"y-yeah... it's g-great, anon..."

>>35014636
Her thoughts
>why did anon put that gid awful collection of sounds on my record player
>why not beethoven, handel, or wagner. That was music
>but I have to keep up the facade of being a loli
>god make it stop

>>35013772
It would be too much for her

>>35013772
Could you make a haku cum by giving her info that no one else knows

>>35014713
>beethoven, handel, or wagner
That shit is for young delinquents

>>35014782
Then what's for the civilized folk then, gramps

You're all really insecure if monsterboys trigger you, even if they don't pose a threat to your waifu

>>35014865
Go back, degenerate

>>35014185
They know that their big hands and feet drive men wild

>>35012143
Kurovah has really polished up! His work is always great, but his recent pieces are superb.

>>35014865
Out.

>>35014865
(You)

>>35012601

No, that's Yukari.

>>35014876
>>35014886
>>35014903
Exhibit A. Really, all of your arguments against it are fucking bullshit
>Muh cuckoldry
Monsterboys are likely to be just as monogamous as monstergirls
>Muh yaoi
Monsterboys are 100% likely to be straight, just as monstergirls are
>Muh not getting the waifu
Who's to say they won't go after human women?

Forget pharaohs, worship bugs

>>35014987
You're in /jp./ Expecting anything but raging autists is an exercise in futility. Get out, but for your own safety.

Is there a chart for how brown an Anubis can be? I'm using it as an excuse to see various shades of Anubiss.

>>35015018
Anubi seller, I want your darkest skinned anubi

>>35014987
You've tried before, it's not gonna work this time you fag.

>>35012371
I don't have a porn stash. I only have pics like related. Which is probably somehow worse.

>>35015034
i only have dark skinned bapho

>>35013477
Too broad for my tastes. Double the side of her head though, and she'd go from disproportionately weird to a really thick buffstack though.

>>35015018
Anubi seller, I want your lightest skinned anubi

>>35015018
Extremely dark, it all depends whether they're a pale palace anubis who only reads old dusty saucy romantic tomes or dark slave master anubis who spends all day in the sun working up a sweat for her personal slave to clean off with his tongue

>>35015034
>Last words of an Anon mounted by a Hellhound Cosplayer.

>>35014818
Civilized young girls listen to folk songs in forgotten dialects.

>>35015044
Tried what. I don't intend to bring this shit into the general.

>You're all really insecure if you're here in the monstergirl thread for a monstergirl setting instead of a generic fantasy setting
lol

>>35015137
The more attention you give it the further it is from killing itself

How do I make a ghoul stop sucking my dick? I stuck my dick into a ghoul glory hole and I've been here for 2 1/2 hours and came 20 times, I'm practically dry at this point but she won't stop sucking what do I do?

>>35012371

>So *this* is why you wanted me to wear that black cape and call you Master. I get it now.
>Now give me some fucking mana.

>>35015180
That's a very compelling point.

>>35015188
Pull out

>>35015086
>pale palace anubis who only reads old dusty saucy romantic tomes
Perfect for flustering
>"Vizier! Anon is lifting weights in the courtyard without a shirt on and wants to know if you want a drink!"

>>35015188
Unzip peen

>>35014185
https://mobile.twitter.com/DaAxem/status/1399756376042217475
To think that this got on the menu while reading that

>>35014990
Bugs are for eating, not worship.

>>35015227
Would flex when ever she is near and say "you wanna touch the things you only read about"

>>35015137
Name one "Generic fantasy" setting that has monsterboys.

>>35015188
>Try to pull out
>Ghoulie stretches her tongue out lewdly and begs for more
>you put it back inside

Ignore faggots, amd fuck cheshires

>>35015253
I don't know if it is just me or the hands of that tanned Troll are too small?

>>35015373
no way fag
I only want the muscle mommies

>>35015373
Ignore cheshires, fuck anubises

>>35015188
Say you are about to cum blood

>>35015373
>Ignore faggots, intel fuck cheshires
Fixed

>>35015389
>muscle mommy
go back

>>35015399
You first

>>35015390
ignore anubis, cudle baphos

>>35015390
>Imagine how those nails would feel scraping down your back

>>35015390
Why should I fuck anubi? They just stinky desert dogs

>>35015373
>amd fuck cheshires
Gaming Cheshire making your dick Ryzen.
>>35015389
Expect muscle mommy Cheshire soon.

>>35015435
you bastard I was going to post the gaming cat

I wont have sex with monsters.

>>35015461
>the last words of a man before he had sex with monsters

>>35015461
That's alright you can make love to monsters instead

>>35015461
You have a number of choices then
1. Angels
2. Elves
3. Dwarves
4. Fairies
5. Unicorn (too pure to be a monster)

>>35015461
I am sorry sir. I have to take you to the reducation center

What would be the time record (starting from his birth) for man born in the MGE world to get a monster wife?

>>35015451

>>35015461
I will have sex with all the monsters at once, while tied up

>>35015512
record as in who did it fastest or who took the longest?

Forget old hags, mate with horny smug brats.

>>35015512
10 minutes. The mom thought she was signing the birth certificate but the doctor was a demon who gave her a contract for her son.

>>35015531
Rather have a bratty hag

>>35015512
Arranged marriage means he can technically have a wife before he is born. Then the question is when exactly he can consummate the marriage.

>>35015512
Very short like a sec cause there was probaly a man that was promised to a monster at birth for a reason or another

>>35015526
Fastest.

>>35015461
That's not how it works.

>>35015536
Want something similar to happen to me

>>35015498
angels and elves are worse and they stink
fairies are pests
dwarves are too hairy and unicorns are too pure.
i am fucking old human women instead and i mean like old not like 54 i mean like 97

>>35015461
>>35015498
Based

I wanna yank a kitsune's tail

>>35015582
>angels
>worse

>>35015554
Well mamono won't fuck guys who can't/won't consent, right?
So probably the moment the fella in question hits puberty he's taken, so probably 11 years old, not factoring in what mamonomana could do to influence a boy growing up.

>>35015526
>Anon attempts to go for the longest any% record
>Deliberately follows Cheshirelock rules like wearing manamarkers, dressing like a manslut in public, and taunting haughty ojous on 4mamono
>He's within spitting distance of breaking the world record
>All the lilims get together to drop the MOAB GILF Manti-Ushi-Shog-Shire Chimera on him
>He misses the record by 0.01 milliseconds

>>35015600
>MGQ
Based

>>35015582
That's just going to result in her dying of heart failure and coming back as a zombie.

>>35012128

>>35015614
Wanna speed run the fastest any% without arranged marriage or anything like that, what would happen

>>35015683
And make it a hag any% run

>>35015058
I need this ear wiggler to slip into my life.

>>35015683
Get born into a family of devil bugs.

>>35015698
I only do 100% glitchless.

>>35015524
Have you tried turning her off and on again?

>>35012371
>it's all smiling/happy girls; human, foxes or wolfgirls, in POV scenes, solo sexy scenes, "selfies", mushy caption stuff, a tiny sprinkling of yandere
>"...."
>"You're such a vanillafag, anon"
>"What's the deal with the girls in warship cosplay, though?"

>>35015736
HAG ALERT!
HAG ALERT!
POSTING COUNTERMEASURES!

>>35015819
Lolihag.

>>35015736
Wanna speedrun get gap hag's gap 100%

>>35015819
puffy

>>35015839
>>35015819
owned

>>35015819
>the countermeasure to hags is more hags

>>35015874
Hags hate lolihags

>>35015736
She 17, not a hag

>>35015887
loli > lolibaba
lolibaba > hag
hag > loli
is that the rock paper scissors?

Anons, how do you get a Kiki to leave your house? She just broke in and started doing chores about a week ago, but I don't want to call the cops on her yet.

>>35015992
>about a week ago
You had a chance to make her leave the day she appeared, now it's too late. Enjoy your maidwife.

>>35015992
Bring out the roomba briagdae and set them up around her bed

>>35015992
Start cleaning the house yourself. If she can't find anything to do then eventually she'll leave on her own.

>>35015992
get a new house

>>35016021
I was only trying to be polite!
>>35016027
Isn't that against the law or something?

>>35016075
Not that I know of

Need more pics of flustered Manticores.

>>35015992
Leave a trail of dirt underwear outside leading to her stuff outside and lock the door. This is only if you have a heart of steel

>>35016075
>I was only trying to be polite!
Try being polite when you tell her you don't want her after a week of misleading her into thinking she's welcome in your house. She'll feel like she's been used and discarded.

>>35015992
You don't

>>35016050
>If she can't find anything to do then eventually she'll leave on her own.
Masta's cock is always dirty and always needs cleaning

You are informed that within one week a portal will open and you will meet your MG wife (if you have one in particular) or favorite MG race if you don't have a particular wife.

How would the week pass for you? How would you feel? Would you prepare and groom yourself? Would you bring gifts? Are you nervous or happy? Would you wait for her to talk or make the first move or would you do it? How would you feel those first seconds when you finally have her in front of you? How would you like to spend your first day together?

>>35013108
Good thing the Red-White Slayer was around to forcefully beat some sense into her.

>this could be the last time you hear the boogie song

>>35016119
I wanna us her tail while she's stuck like this

>>35016309
But I like that song

>>35016309
Do Bogies like disco? I want to see a bogie boogie down

>>35016217

>>35016309
does Boogie like Bogeys?

>>35016339
Link to full pic?

>>35016309
Oogie Boogie's song is top tier and I will listen to it as much as I want

>>35016217
Tell her that you clean it thoroughly every day, and if she doesn't believe you then ask if she wants to watch.

>>35015992
>Kiki picks your front door lock and quietly lets herself in
>Immediate takes up housekeeping
>Dinner is hot and ready at 5:45 on the dot, fridge is filled with healthy snacks, house is spotless and organized, and your office files have been neartly sorted.
>Your bed is freshly made with clean sheets and new pillows
>There's even an Andes mint on the pillow and a card with a love poem she wrote for you
>Your PC hard drive has also been reorganized and your desktop empty of icons except for pic related

Why on earth would you kick her out? I would love any woman who did a tenth of this forever.

>>35016320

>>35016411
What about my porn tho

>>35016419
Damn it, how did she know that funny wizard hats are my weakness?

>>35016229
>How would the week pass for you?
Normally.
>How would you feel?
Nervous, especially if it's 100% guaranteed to be a trustworthy source telling me this.
>Would you prepare and groom yourself?
I don't really do that, I just wash myself and make sure I don't look like absolute garbage.
Though I would clean the house up a bit if I have the energy to do so.
>Would you bring gifts?
Now that you bring it up, maybe? I'm not sure if I can find anything for her specifically though.
>Are you nervous or happy?
Both.
>Would you wait for her to talk or make the first move or would you do it?
She would be the assertive sort so I wouldn't need to wait long.
>How would you feel those first seconds when you finally have her in front of you?
Probably would feel like I don't deserve someone like her.
>How would you like to spend your first day together?
Just let me be in her arms for a bit.
>>35016309
>Implying she wouldn't enjoy singing her own rendition

>>35016419
Whenever i see those poofy hats, I want to steal it and wear it on my head

>>35016427
All replaced with a cute blonde girl posing tastefully in fancy lingerie

>>35015034
>Obsidian-skinned Apophis kingdom Anubis who sees men as slaves to wrap up in bandages and milk all day long

>>35016309
>Boogie song

https://youtu.be/nqxVMLVe62U

>>35016411
I am into big muscle girls, not girly maids.

>>35016516
Please god no. I am a good boi, why must I suffer this fate. Now what am I supposed to fap to now

>>35016466
>"Oh no, I've been defeated! What will you do to me now?"
>"Give me your hat"
>"... what?"

>>35016551
Big muscle girls in girly maid dresses are great

>>35016572
>I want your hat, lady. Not you

>>35016572
"You were real good, son, real good. Maybe even the best..."
*Stares into the sunset*

>>35016572
>>35016617
>>35016672
Now have a mage slayer anon who just beats and takes all the hats of witches and dark mages and wears them on his head

>>35016540
>Obsidian-skinned and coal black fur Anubis hiding in the shadows waiting to trap her husband for the 5th time today

>>35015992
>Dancing slow with your Kiki in the candlelight after dinner to the BeeGees

https://youtu.be/XpqqjU7u5Yc

>>35016704
>Party of adventurers that dress in different colors, look a lot like each other, and spend their days looking for new Monstergirls to defeat and take their hats
>Monstergirls tense for a big fight when they see then coming
>CONGA TIME!!!

>>35016229
I'd think whoever told me that was a liar and continue life as normal. If a portal actually opens I'd feel a bit bad for doubting them, but at least I wasn't setting myself up to be disappointed if it doesn't happen.

>>35016745

>>35016831
Horses are severely underrated here

>>35016846
MGE vanillataur's native American motif is neat.

>>35016831
Noble girls with huge nobility tanks.

I confessed my feelings to a cheshire cat and she just laughed at me what should I do now

What would monster magical girls say?

>>35017011
“Raise dead”

What reason would you guys have to not become an undead Incubus?
I haven't studied up on the lore in a while, but isn't an undead Incubus just the same as a regular one, but immortal?

>>35017064
Sometimes I want to die.

>>35017064
Undead are just really stiff and you gotta do some extensive stretches every morning otherwise you’ll be hopping around like a jiangshi

>>35016845
>A new LateNight

You're amazing, fren, never stop

Another good song to serenade a Kiki with: https://youtu.be/zwyKQnbDJRg

>>35016929
Wait for the inevitable ass in pillow trick

>>35017030
I want to breed the undead, there's nothing more beautiful and pure than seeing a corpse giving birth to healthy corpses

>>35017064
I like having my squishy bits alive and not needing to getting stiched back up every so often

>>35017126
I feel something special qhen lnight replies to one of my posts with a quick sketch

>>35012128

>>35016929
Say it was a prank and you hate the color purple. That'll teach her.

>>35016929
Confess your feelings to a jinko. Honestly I'm not sure why you didn't do that to begin with.

>>35017185
I don't get it.

>>35016929
Why waste your time with a low tier feline when there are tons of canine cakes waiting for you?

>>35017243
Stock up on emergency rations

>standing outside q Pharoah's Palace with a boombox over your head blasting The Bangles:
https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk

>>35017255

>>35016929
She was just intimidated by honest expression that wasn't layered with irony. Things will work out fine after she ambushes and sexually memes on you.

>>35016929
I'm gonna level with you anon, you're in for a bad time. The same thing happened with a friend of mine.
The Cheshire never let my him forget that. She kept mocking him, even as far as taking him up to all sorts of fake dates to tease him. She'd tell him phrases like "Imagine if this wall a real date nyahah" while being all lovey dovey.
I know because he told me all about it at their wedding. Yes, the pranks has gone this far, I hope it goes better for you, anon.

>>35016929
commit suduoko

>>35017286
She's smuggling hushpuppies in her shirt!

Are hellhounds solo or pack hunters? I think I could escape one of them, but if they team up on me I'm toast.

I got broads in atlanta

>>35017341
Solo, whereas Werewolves hunt in packs.

Same with Lizards vs Salamanders, Lizards travel in Squads, Platoons, and Companies, whereas Salamanders are more of the wandering Champion types

>Heavy Weapons Platoon comprised entirely of VERY aggressive Sally's with HMGs

Would have made my time in the sandbox much more interesting.

>>35017064
KC mentioned in QnA unlike mgs turning men into undead is extremely difficult and needs higher skills. Also, it only works if the men have just died and the corpse is fresh or the men have entered some kind of coma. So no, I won't take unnecessary risks

man I love monstergirls

>>35016929
Become unironically depressed

How do we stop anon?

>>35017387
do all dog types (kobold, hounds, anubis, cu sith etc) bark at the window when they see other monsters outside their homes
I imagine the second they smell another girl or hear footsteps outside the rush to the door at ludicrous speed to claw and scream at it going "THIS IS MY HOUSE" and "MARRIED COUPLE HERE, BEGONE"

>>35017420
I would imagine an Anubis would just stand there, menacingly

>>35017286
Why is she so sweaty?

>>35017417
give me a momster and I'll stop stealing your poofy hats

>>35017420
think it varies with species
Anubis would never bark, probably just go find her husband and make sure there's no one else about
Kobold is the one that bakrs at the window
Hellhound charges outside and chases possible intruders away

>>35017433
>cool, collected business suit Anubis with a cell phone calling in Danger Close artillery on the hussy across the street trying to steal her husband

>>35017367
What's Jun doing now that the fat shark is out?

>>35017420
Then I'll taunt their single daughters by going for a hard run and flaunting my sweaty body in front of them

>>35017458
just had the image of the hubby out buying some groceries and the woman clerk has a million fucking lasers aimed at her head from all directions

>>35017420
what would happen if I bark back?

>>35017472
...This makes me realize that my daily run habits would get me raped and husbandod.
Especially in the winter run where I'd probably have a little wendi following me.

>>35017513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTvFH1rCdSQ
probably this

>>35017522
so they get scared?

>>35017486
>She smiled at him?


>Take the shot

>>35017437
she just saw a cute single boy walking all alone and is repressing all her urges to jump him on the spot

just imagine being bred by a BIG dragon

remember not to get your slime any kind of cloth-made clothing
this is why they like latex, gives them something waterproof and airtight to mold themselves into with no effort. you can even get a bodysuit with bigger breast pouches to facilitate big slime titties for squeezing and being used as pillows
pure rubber is expensive but your slime will thank you

All I did was pet another cat, not even a werecat why is she so angry?

>>35016929
Give up on relationships altogether

>>35017567
Your Dragon isn´t big enough.

>>35017644
eros, we have another one
>send the UAC

>>35017600
This was the "pet cat" you got.

>>35017672
cheshires are like the final bosses of mogging to regular werecats and nekomimi who are hoping to get with you
they need to pull out all the stops to make sure hubby doesn't come even remotely close to one

>>35017486
What does an Ice Queen do when her husband goes to town for the day to run errands? How does she keep an eye on him without leaving her lavish palace?

>>35017721
spies all about that watch him

>>35017721
Obviously we leave her assistants in charge and take the reindeer sledge down the valley to the village all wrapped up in warm fur blankets

Do you think Grizzlys with black fur are pushovers like real black bears?

Suicide is a more attractive alternative to being with a mindflayer.

>>35017837
I'm sure you'll make a nice zombie alp for me to wife, anon

At least there aren’t prideful egocentric big monster girls that would parade (You) around the city mid-rape to strike jealousy on her virgin friends. Now that would be horrible

>>35017862
I would do that willing with my hag wife

>>35017817
Baribals are considerably smaller than grizzlies for one.

>>35017862
Isn't that exactly what Amazons and Ocelomeh does?

>>35017660
In such a situation I'd probably double down, just to see what would happen.

>>35017817
Yes, in fact you should go find a cute black bear and bully her it's the closest she'll ever be to a man anyways

>>35017927
My Ocelomeh wife would nev-

>>35017927
I hear the bigger the girl, the harder she has to fuck her man to keep her position in the tribe.

>>35017927
Amazon yes, Ocelomeh is the polar opposite in this regard.

https://mobile.twitter.com/yuki90286/status/1399776735504211969
Hop hop

>>35017817
>>35017947
what have you done

>Husband! I shall acknowledge your continued progress in bettering yourself via 'cardio' by letting you witness my nude form in all its grandeur!
>"Ok but I'm in the shower and its kinda ti-"
>Are you suggesting a refusal of my gift?

>>35018034
She's fat.

>>35018034
that behind needs a bright red handprint

>>35018034
>implying the Grizzly wouldn’t help you bully black bear-chan

>>35018047
bulking

>>35017991
>Polar opposite
>Be virgin grave robber- I mean archeologist
>Get captured by ocelomeh after stealing golden cat statue
>Realize I'm a virgin just from my scent and fast track me to the ziggurat
>Tide down to stone slab as crowd gathers below
>Cute ocelomeh priestess climbs on top of me whispering it's her first time to
>Brandishes sacrificial dagger and cuts my clothes off with it
>Rides me in front of cheering crowd
>Hours later finally taken off of slab to cuddle in private with my new ocelomeh priestess wife

>>35018070
bulking up fat hahahaha

>>35018070
I don't think one typically bulks in the summer

>>35018030
I want her to hop into my lap

>>35018084
aren't ya the same chesh?

>>35018084
cheshires profile was first posted in 2013

>>35012128
We have a cat detector, now we need a fox detector.

>Rich girl, cannot cook or clean.
>Functional aspie noodle worker
>Perverted old teacher
>Goblin maid
>Gyaru fish

>>35018085
its seasonal?

>>35018132
I'll take the pervert old teacher please with a side of shota potions as well

>>35017387
looks kind of like tomoko there

>>35018163
i stopped reading watamote when she became popular (in universe)

Do dragons and other horned gals count their horns as part of their height?

>>35018203
only the short ones do

>>35012128

>>35017947
That's mean, Anon
>>35017958
>Anon?! I think we just lost Anon! ANOOOOOON!

>>35018083
>Excited but nervous virgin priestess waifu

I need this

>>35018350
would raid a temple in search of the oldest and biggest priestess and run out with her in bridal carry to what the good books said and be fruitful and multiply

I need the biggest Pharaoh there is.

>>35018403
Can you handle that much ass on your face?

>>35018414
You never know until you try

>>35016229
Well, I need some additional assumptions to disambiguate things. Let's say I accept the information as credible and take it seriously.
>How would the week pass for you?
Probably not TOO differently. Thinking about the implications of this can only displace so much runtime; I'll still be playing vidya and shitposting around the periphery of trying to work out the implications of this, both practically and emotionally/personally.
Probably I'd go on no-porn and nofap, if I wasn't already. Don't want to be 'exhausted' for a first impression.
>How would you feel?
Wonderment, confusion, anxiety, immense curiosity, paranoia, excitement, terror, skepticism
>Would you prepare and groom yourself?
I'd pursue my normal self-maintenance with a little more diligence, but I don't think I'd do anything particularly special.
....
No, I'd also make sure to get the bedsheets cleaned, the room carpet vacuumed on time. Don't need to have the place a mid-cycle stye.
>Would you bring gifts?
Probably not, given that I don't know her at all. Perhaps I'd acquire some fine ingredients to prepare a dinner, incase she is into something like that.
>Would you wait for her to talk or make the first move or would you do it?
Assuming she doesn't hit me with a preemptive strike, I'd probably try to say something expressing my profound existential confusion about the situation, and also hope for our time together.
>How would you feel those first seconds when you finally have her in front of you?
Heart a-flutter, all worked up, otherwise
Cointoss:
>Heads
Composed, prepared, calm, intensely curious and serious, trying to be as open and present as possible
>Tails
A nervous wreck, composure shattered instantly, nervous laughter, unable to maintain eye contact, etc
>How would you like to spend your first day together?
That's gonna depend on how patient She is, I suppose. If it was all on me it'd be nothing but Magick Metaphysics Q&A until damn near sun-down, but I'd hope she would take the initiative at some point
Or maybe she'll be the passive one, and just slather on the charm/arousal aura until I overcome my inhibited nature and just jump her

>>35018421
just warnin ya

>>35018392
>raid

>>35018430
I mean how big could it be?

>>35017588
>Your slime
>Not "Your slime friend"
I hate possessive wording like that.

>>35018454
true, guys should belong to slimes

>>35017154
I don't mind

>>35018464
I swear that last panel says something like
>So are you planning on dying soon?

Echidnas only want one thing and its disgusting

>>35018442
break in, get wife and skedaddle on out. whats wrong with that

>>35016545
My mind went here https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ZT05Md0Fxg

do you imagine valkyries to have average intelligence,be actually smart in combat or just unga bunga?

>>35018516
for funny comics, just unga bunga when they see a demon

>>35018516
I imagine they're quite intelligent as part of their job is hero training.

>>35018532
Isnt that the echidna job? valkyries just scoop up brave heroes AKA the result,not having an actual part of the process of making a hero

>>35018574
Weren't Echidnas the baby factories?

>>35012128

>>35018588
thats AFTER they marry said hero,who they influenced their entire life to become a hero in subtle ways

>>35018574
Depends.
In MGE they probably pull dual duty but echidnas are more about being dudgeon end bosses and rolling the daughteru gacha.

>>35018607
Funny thing is i cant see an Echidna as a end-game boss,she just looks like a exotic lamia with nothing indicating that she is extremely dangerous and versed in the art of magic,with a penchant for enchanting cursed gear and being a massive dungeon maker dork

>>35018645
Its part of the old artstyle.
She needs to be updated but I imagine they can use stronger magics and are physically tougher.

>>35018588
Only in MGE.

>I cast fist and iron tail!

>>35018672
wait what else are we talking about? the one from mythology was also a baby factory,unless we are talking about another echidna?

>>35018672
No, try greek mythology where she....did the same thing.
Give birth to monsters.
Hence the name, mother of all monsters.

I want to make an evil empress cover her face with her hands after I call her cute over and over again!

>>35018687
>another echidna?
i miss ugandan knuckles

>>35018701
I do not,now that shit and the stupid anime slut clog all the Echidna search results

>>35018701
Just go play knuckles and knuckles outside an echidnas dungeon.

Watch as one of her daughters gets pissed and kicks your ass to get you to stop

>>35017786
>take the reindeer sledge down the valley to the village all wrapped up in warm fur blankets
Cuddling a cold Ice Queen wife while bundled up in heavy winter clothing and fur blankets, a light snow storm, and the soft sounds of the sledge cutting through the snow sounds heavenly. I would pull the fur blanket over her when she falls asleep, then take a nap with her until we get to the markets

gonna get a hag harem and dress them up like a squad of magical girls. Them make them speak the lines, all of the lines

>>35018769
You monster. Would you make them wear the sizes that fit them years ago?

>>35018729
just remember not to chuckle

>>35018779
yes, how could a monster like myself not do that. and even the poses will be done. And the cherry on top, it will be recorded and send to their single friends

What's the best monster girl to be a magical girl?

>>35018876
Witch
Dark Mage
Baphomet
Echidna
Lilim

>>35018876
Manticore
Minotaur
Hellhound

>>35018910
I want to be the big bad who gets defeated by the super rape squad

>>35018876
Ushi-Oni

>>35016845
Neat!

Reminder that even the mightiest hellhound can be brought down by a pack of kobold

>>35018876
Lich