/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's a shame, truly, that we never got to see Shion go full yandere over Satoshi.
He was always already gone when Hinamizawa Syndrome got the better of her and turned her into an obsessed schizo. So the poster 'yandere girl' of Higurashi isn't even a proper yandere - because there's no one to protect for her.
But imagine if there was. How berserk could Shion go if she already had the syndrome a year prior and was convinced that a secret organization was behind Satoshi's sweet ass? We would get Yuno Gasai levels of overprotective schizophrenia action. Forget taking the school hostage, Shion has access to military equipment and could put the whole under her thumb.
Maybe we'll at least get a bit of that sweet yandere action with Watadamashi's answer arc, even though it's just going to be Mion.

>>35004401
Imagine if almost everything really was Shion all along and Mion got cucked out of being the main girl in her own arc again.

>>35004416
That's actually my most anticipated plottwist for real.
The chances aren't too high though... even ryukishi07 doesn't hate Mion this much.

Imagine being kind to Bern

What if Shion was the third looper pooper

Really.........really.......CMON WHY i send a fucking mortar with him why he didn't nuke the place from distance?

SLEEP WELL WW2 GYPSY

you deserved to be executed by Martial court years ago but i am happy this didnt happens

What if Italianon was the third looper

What if Shion was the third world looper pooper

>>35004497
the ending of Gou

>you are Rika's Oyashiro personality and all of this magic shit is just you baiting Satoko KNEEL

Threadly reminder

>>35004515

>>35004523
>>35004515
>I am so smart

Fucking Italianon can’t accept he can’t win an argument so he spams video games.

>>35004532
No one denied Erikantrice
pls stop pretending that screaming MUH manga canon and then stop replay is called arguing

Perhaps I made the thread too early... should have waited until he went to bed or something.

>>35004542
You have never proved anything.
Manga is canon.

At least we can all agree Kira is the pinnacle of 07th expansion.

>>35004557
my manifesto proved tha Erikantrice solves ALL THE GAMES AS MYSTERY

no other theory can do that, so Erikantrice is the perfect theory

Sakutaro
(Formerly alive)

Why does Nina's hairy pussy get more discussion than the entirety of Higanbana?

>the loli explode
Fucking non-sense
i expected more from her, instead can only kill tanks and miss everything else.

Calibration ruined her

Local witch not so tough since getting petted

Hey guys, did you know?
According to one theory, the Universe might be actually a never-ending time loop. If that's true, we're all loopers here.

>it's another 'I made the new thread a bit early, haha'-episode

>>35004739
Her potty mouth gets more discussion than her pussy.

>>35004798
Does that mean I'll get a second chance to hold hands with my sassy 6th grade crush and eat her actual ass?

>>35004773
Disgusting! The human hair of a literal human rori produces oils and gets sweaty from exercise. Why would you put your hand anywhere near the air of a literal human rori?

>>35004839
I'm into that kind of thing.

>>35004798
Elaborate.

>Rudolf, Eva, Jessica, George, Maria, Shannon
Normal European names.
>Krauss
Is it supposed to be Klaus?
>Battler, Kanon
????????????????????????????????

>>35004864
>Is it supposed to be Klaus?
probably, but Krauss is much better somehow

>>35004852
Satoko's greasy hair! She's at her rebellious stage and doesn't bathe!

>ywn shave down satoko's greasy hair to expose the contour of her literal rori cranium

>>35004889

>>35004889
ew

After an elemental analysis of a sample of resident S***o H**o's roripee by ICP-MS, Irie Institute concluded that the cause of "Hinamizawa Syndrome" is likely lead contamination in the tap water

>>35004878
Satoko is a good girl who bathes and washes her hair every night. Her hair only gets greasy because she sweats a lot while playing around outdoors.
Besides, Satoko's hair smells good even when it's all sweaty. Or are you telling me you wouldn't want to smell the hair of a literal cuterori right after she gets done playing tag outside and she can shake droplets of sweat around by tossing her hair?

>>35004910
I would like to "analyze" this sample using my taste buds

>>35004430
Even Bern wants to be happy.

Imagine swapping one of Shitoko's drug syringes with fentanyl and seeing her overdose.

>>35004981
She doesn't deserve it.

>>35004999
Everyone deserves happiness.

Satoko opened her eyes, seeing the darkness of the sea of fragments above her. She was on her back on Eua's couch, and as usual, her chest felt a little cold, seeing as her shirt was unbuttoned. The supernatural figure's smirking, snakelike face lay close to Satoko's own, and her two large hands were slithering under her bra. Satoko grimaced. Not this again.

"Eua-san!," she said loudly, and sat up, pulling away. The other woman chortled and asked "Do you not enjoy this, child of man? I've seen many similar acts in your story so far." Satoko flushed a bit, but her anger overpowered her embarrassment. "No, it doesn't! You're careless of my feelings and are only looking to amuse yourself!" She got up, standing over Eua, teeth gritted, ignoring all of the warning bells going off in her mind. "And moreover, your technique is terrible!"

With a sudden, violent movement, she gripped Eua's bare forearms, and shoved her down on the couch. Only shock showed on the larger woman's face, which quickly changed to a blush as Satoko gripped the top of her robe and pushed it open, exposing two massive breasts, barely covered by strips of cloth. She stammered out "W-wait, Vier, I didn't know," but the sentence died midway as Satoko gripped the bundle of cloth in both hands, arching Eua's back.

At being named wrongly once again, Satoko felt even angrier. "Have you gone senile? Who's Vier?", she said, and tore the wrappings into shreds. She pushed them aside, and took a look at the pear-shaped mounds below her, each one almost as big as her head, with large, reddish nipples poking out. Her gaze lifted to Eua's face, which bore no trace of its usual assurance, instead reddened with shame. The purple slits of her eyes avoided Satoko's.

Satoko smiled now, and put one hand below each breast, feeling their weight. She slowly brought them up the bottom of each mountain, then circled around their peaks. "Stop, child of man," she heard, but it was weak, not said with the tone of command she was so used to hearing. Satoko responded by pinching her nipples, twisting them sideways. Eua let out a loud cry, and Satoko saw tears in the corner of her eyes. Oh, this was fun.

She started kneading the massive tits like they were mochi, bringing them together and stimulating the nipples in a rhythmic pattern. Satoko moved closer, wanting to feel the heat of Eua's body better, to see her twitch and moan as she was being violated. After several minutes of this attack, no trace of dignity remained on her face, only an unfocused, tear-stained expression.

Satoko grinned. "My my, Eua-san, how shameful. That's a face no goddess should ever make. Not only are you not above us poor mortals, you're below someone who you use only for amusement." She took her left hand and gripped Eua's face, shoving her thumb into the mouth, rubbing over the fang inside. She twisted, and forced their gazes to lock, and drank in the heady, dizzying pleasure of dominating someone who had toyed with her for so long.

She lowered her head then, and dropped her mouth on top of a quivering nipple, trying to get as much of the hot, soft flesh inside her mouth as she could. Her tongue traced around the nipple, roughly moving it from side to side. This close, she could feel Eua's rapid heartbeats, could hear every womanly gasp she made, could smell her musty scent, like an old library.

With her other hand, she hept her grip on Eua's face, rubbing along the jaw, the teeth, up the temple, along the ear, as if to say "Every part of you is mine." Satoko began increasing the speed of her sucking, making loud smacking noises, carefully noting what movements made the pulse below her quicken, what caused the sack of meat and flesh below her to quiver like an animal.

She bit down then, when Eua was almost hyperventilating, and heard a muffled scream come from above her. She let go, leaving saliva dripping down from her mouth, and stared into her toy's face, drinking in the shameful expression, feeling the convulsions that spread through the body she was so close to. By the end of Eua's orgasm, Satoko could smell something sour, and she looked down to see a large, wet patch staining the red miko robes a dark color. If she hadn't still been wearing a skirt, she would have squirted quite the distance.

"Well?" Satoko asked, standing and buttoning her shirt while keeping her gaze locked with Eua. Tears began brimming in the snakelike eyes once again, and she slurred out "I'm shorry, child of man." Satoko reached out a hand and possessively patted the purple hair below her, wearing a wide smirk all the while.

Why is Satoko drawn as blonde when she officially has shovel-shaped rori incisors? Why does Ryukishi deceive us like that?

>>35005012
Filtered.

>the edgy boy masterplan was enter in the ship and remove the loli with soldiers who died against fucking engeniers?

How can be a person so retarded

>kill ourself together
TRUE LOVE

>>35005012
Satoko has to explore Eua's massive bush next.

WHAT A FUCKING KEK

this idiot is wrost then Wen-Li
>muh orders
enjoy another millions death after some years

>>35005009
*note: "everyone" does not include bern

>>35004878
She has nobody to rebel against because she's a self-made orphan! She has no rules and lives with another unruly cuterori! I bet they barely remember to brush their teeth!

>>35004887
>not posting the bald satoko edit

>>35005029
She's half gaijin with gook teeth.

Thighs...

La condicion humana de una pinche morrita bien puta!

FINAL MISSION GUYS

what a ride, i have mixed feeligs about it since it turn from anime clichè to real war problems and real themes.

But i really loved it, some figths were really great other really stupid but cmon i can't pretent dark soul from a strategic games.

>>35005185
For Eua only

Italianon is a tranny that went insane after cutting off his dick and getting a woundgina. Discord trannies sent him here to disrupt this place and trick people into migrating to their dystopia, knowing he has limitless energy and can't stop trolling because it would mean thinking about his circumstances and an heroing immediately.

>>35005328
A manlet too

What boards would Eua post on?

>>35005342
>>35005328
JDF already started to Larp against me

>>35005347
/tv/

The final episode of Sotsu will have Endless K1 and his wives Witchtoko and Rikastel force their way into the sea of fragments and face down Eua while telling her to GET A JOB YOU STINKY SMELLY USELESS NEET WE CAN SMELL YOUR ARMPITS FROM OTHER FRAGMENTS MOVE OUT ALREADY

>>35005366
That's Rena and Irie.

>>35005185
Good lord...

>>35004312
60 circles for the 07th doujin event.

>>35005409
>bottom middle
Wtf happened to K1's face?

>>35005409
PLS

SOMEONE GAVE TO ALL OF THEM A COPY OF ERIKANTRICE MANIFESTO

>>35004854
Big Crunch + evidence suggests that the Universe itself is a loop, there's no edge

>>35004798
Could we really call ourselves loopers if we have no memory of such loops?

>>35005468
no

>>35004798
ACCORDING TO SCIENCE THEORY WITHOUT MATH ANY THEORY CAN BE VALID AND GOVERNAMENT WILL WASTE ALL IS MONEY IN FAILING TO PROVE IT.

>>35004829
Are you Hikari anon? Your crush had a smelly arse.

>>35005487
That's not true. You never met my crush, so there's a 0.00000001% chance that she didn't have an ass or didn't poop like regular humans. I refuse to explain how. It's a catbox.

>>35005530
The chance is so small that nobody will care. The truth doesn't matter. Every single person you ask will definitely believe she had one of those.

So is it true that Ryukishi's drawn BDSM loli hentai before he did higurashi?

My 5th grade loli crush died from leukemia after a rat bit her hand...

>>35004864
Kanon isn’t supposed to be European, it’s just one of the names made up by the orphanage.

>>35005559
Yeah, you can look it up on exh. There's a Leo cameo and he fucks one of the lolis. You can tell it's him because it's a tall dude somehow making a neon green suit look cool.

>>35004864
It's suppose to be Claus. But KRAUSS is a much cooler name and fits his appearance and personality a lot better. That manly K! That rugged R sound! The double S for more emphasis!

>Leo
Imagine being a mafioso who is about to get away with everything, when suddenly a random dude in a neon green suit appears out of fucking nowhere spouting a cheesy one-liner and beats the shit out of you without a care in the world.

Season 1 Leo is similar to Erika. She was a parody and deconstruction of the Mary Sue. Leo is an invincible Gary Stu that makes people resent him for being so strong and creates hilarious situations where he intentionally waits until the last second to appear and ruins the bad guy's plans right when he's about to declare victory. A gigantic troll.

>>35004981
That old gacha card game had a couple of happy Berns.

SEX
SEX WITH RIKASTEL
SEX WITH RIKASTEL WITHOUT MY CONSENT

>>35005590
Claus sounds gay. Krauss sounds GERMAN. And the dude does look germanic as fuck.

>Furuderika Bernkastella
>stella

>>35005639
It's all fun and games until your big-assed prostitute waifu becomes the mafioso.

>>35005679

>>35005639
I wonder about Leo's morals. Wasn't he about to join the mafia early on in that alleyway scene before he remembered Rose's invitation?

>>35005709
This one looks weird since they even gave light to Bern's eyes.

>>35005747
lmao two lambda

The nape of Satoko's literal, actual neck.

>>35005747
And this Bern just looks like catgirl Rika. Even though that's kind of what Bern is already, but not really.

>>35005801
Further proof that Bern pads her chest.

>>35005679
What the heck would even make Bern happy? Going by Umineko she's miserable like 99% of the time.

Just how many times would Satoko have to be revived with the endless magic to extract a whole glass of buttsweat from her body? And how much golden magic would be needed to get Mion to drink it?

>>35005820
Well, near the ending of episode 9 the narration says her and Lambda's eyes are shinning like little kids'.

>>35005831
Mion drinking Satoko's buttsweat as a punishment game

If Rena has been a loli herself, how come she's such a lolicon? How come she's not immune to the aura of perfection projected by cuteroris? The body of a rori should have no mysteries for her, it shouldn't be hard for her to internalize the fact that cuteroris poop and fart. It's not even something mindblowing to her, it's just a fact of life. And yet... she still finds them fascinating and mindblowingly cute. HOW?

Is it because Rena is a lesbian who missed out on her hebe years locked up in a mental institution and drugged with red pills without being able to interact with girls her age? Is she trying to make up for missing out on a rori gf at that age?

What causes Rena's fascination with rori?

>>35006115
Lolis are inherently cute even to themselves. That's why young girls have such massive egos and bully each other mercilessly. They love their human bodies and see nothing wrong with them. Their only worry is whether others will feel the same or not.

>>35006115
I don't think she's fascinated by cuteroris specifically. She doesn't discriminate as long as it's kyute. If there were any shotas in the club they would be in similar danger.

The ridiculous cognitive dissonance of a ""2D-only"" lolicon! Pathetic!

>>35006152

>>35006384
What?

>>35006457
It's the cover for the Satokowa Bluray
https://twitter.com/higu_anime/status/1399531145117765636

>>35006473
I know. What does that have to do with Rena?

>>35006488
No idea, accidentally replied to someone I guess?

>>35004440
>>35004463
>tfw didn't care because he's a (((darcsen))) and almost got buttfu killed with his retardation once
Though tbqh, even though they seem to be a fill-in for jews for several plot points, I've come to the realization after playing the whole series that they're really a lot more like gypsies.

>>35004739
I'll play Higanbana after I finish RGD.

>>35005409
more xaki image songs?

Satoko's St. Lucia cell having a toilet is the final insult to her human condition. The people who built the prison cell were aware of her need to pee and poop, and installed a working toilet in there. Pathetic! Just by being locked up there, she is being told she's a dirty human being that needs to shit!

I bet someone has to come every day to bring a new roll of toilet paper. During those moments, Satoko has to sit in a corner without making eye contact with that person, because they are LITERALLY in the middle of refilling her supply of toilet paper! That's literally what they are there for! No other reason for them to be there! Satoko must feel so humiliated, knowing that her need to shit and wipe her dirty ass afterwards is being directly acknowledged by that person's presence!

>>35006683
That's the whole point of locking her up. The humiliation is enough to get her to behave properly.

>>35006612
That's a descent to Hell. RGD is deceptively depressing and infuriating. Higanbana is the final nail in the coffin.

>>35006683
Is it even possible to be humiliation-free as a human being? As long as Satoko exists, she will always have to face humiliation in some form.

>>35006718
Nice, really looking forward to having my soul crushed. Was kinda worried RGD would remain too straight-forward and positive.

>>35006741
Depends on which characters you end up liking. If you love the wrong ones, you are gonna have a bad time.

>>35006718
I didn't find RGD too soul-crushing at the time, but I can't take it out of my head a year later and every time I remember the shit that went on I feel empty and sad. It's like the first half was a slice of life like Higurashi and then...

>>35006746
If you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting then based, I was hoping something like this would happen.

>>35006770
Mafiosos deserve the rope. You can't get away with that shit, anon.

>>35006718
Higanbana is depressing but also exciting because suicide-inducing loli-on-loli humiliation is inherently lewd.

Mion acts like her human condition doesn't bother her at all. And yet, she'd definitelly commit suicide if she got raped in public during a hostage situation at school and forced to shit herself while everyone watches. She'd kill herself some time later, throwing away her one and only LIFE, abandoning everything she is, everything she loves, all her hopes and dreams, forever.

If that's not proof that she's immensely ashamed of her humanity, I don't know what is. Her own body can be humiliated just by exposing it in public, to the point that she'd rather face eternal oblivion,.

Okay so what the fuck do I do with that?

>>35006983
Get a magic mirror

>>35006970
It'd be a different thing if her body got fucked up or her holes gaped open by force. But her killing herself over simply being seen naked and shitting (a natural thing she does in private almost every day) is definitely pathetic. She's ashamed of something natural that her body does no matter what!

>>35004250
She didn't.

whew, what a mystery

>>35007279
What I meant to say is what a faggot GM

>>35007399
I really thought it would be solved in 5 mins, I even wrote "a little mystery" in the op.

>>35006983
Try Omake 3

>>35007421
That was fucking retarded. Each time I say it can't get anymore retarded than this but you guys keep delivering. Well I enjoyed my time trying to solve it but it's still pretty stupid. Also you knew how lame and the solution is yet you decided to go with it anyways, which is really shameless of you. Enjebro's mystery maybe was retarded, but at least he wasn't trolling, he was being honest. Unlike him, you were actually trolling, you fucking faggot.

Bern-chan...

>>35007903

>>35007936
>>35007903

>>35007903
what kind of cats is this?

I recently saw a fat black cat just lazing about. After ensuring that the cat wasn't dead, I immediately thought of how cute chubby Bern would be. Oh how I wish to rub her tummy.
I swear I'm not a fatfag, but a bit of thickness is always nice.

Bernkastel ate all the lasagna

>>35004312

>>35006603
they are gypsy since have no home but are jews since everyone hated them

good morning from italy

It's over

>>35008603
it's fucking over for you Rika

>>35008603
It's ok, death is permanent but life isn't.

this morning i will finish Valckyria 4

give me good luck

Just woke up. What happened in /qst/? Another shitty mystery?

>>35008718
Why don't you ask in /qst/?

>>35008718
Yeah, I've fucked up pretty bad. Made a shitty mystery and people got overinvested in it.

>>35008789
People will always get invested in mysteries.

>>35008689
Hopefully you will get banned for being off topic and trolling.

>>35008796
Just release a manga adaption and they'll stop thinking about the mystery aspects.

>>35008797
Sadly I can speak from experience, he won't.

>>35008803
I don't know why the option or the rule exists at this point

Hey look at this Mion and Shion!

>>35008828
France must be awake.

>>35008828
What would Mion be the stake of?

>>35008822
I'm always torn between spam, offtopic, avatar use and advertising/begging at his posts despite knowing that it will all amount to nothing in the end.

>>35008837
The stake of loveliness!

>>35008837
Irrelevance

Beatrice is mostly known for her massive tits and the fact that she lived for more than 1000 years. Being so old, it's only natural that she grew increasingly tired of torturing people and resetting their day streaks on duolingo. This unbearable boredom was the catalyst to an epiphany that would later be known as the true rebirth of the golden witch.
As she lazed around in her room eating Ronove's cookies, she noticed that their usual vanilla aroma was replaced by a salty aftertaste. Upon closer inspection, she realized that the yellowish glazing on the cookies was none other than the seeds of the 27th ranking earl of hell.
"This is it! This is what I've been looking for!" she exclaimed.
During her gothic phase, Beatrice used to squeeze humans of all the blood they had, so that she could get the last and most precious one out of them (known as the golden drop). Thanks to her ability to ressurect them endlessly, she could make whole bottles full of golden drops of a single individual, something only a true endless witch could do. However, the taste was dubious to say the least, and it's nutritional value was also abysmal.
That's why the cookies gave her an idea: why not use her power to create infinite cum?
"The world is my canvas, Battler's cock my brush, and his seeds shall be my paint"
Fast forward a little, and we have now Battler, chained naked inside of Beatrice's room, his manhood getting endlessly stroked and sucked by the seven stakes of purgatory. As of now, the number of times he ejaculated was beyond human comprehension. Still, Beatrice kept on resurection his balls and cock (which fell off 333998 time at the time of writing this), filling them with cum as soon as they turned empty. The sisters, on top of being in charge of stimulating Battler, also had to store his baby batter in two separate containers:
luxurious crystal jars for the "golden drops" of his balls, and steel barrels for the rest. The barrels and jars were so numerous that even Gaap was having a hard time storing them, and even had to get rid of her secret sextoy collection to fill it instead with barrels of cum.
To what end you may ask? While you might see the sea as grey while Shannon says it's blue, the same applies here: Without cum, it cannot be seen.
Beatrice's aim was of course to make Battler accept her. Knowing that his sister just turned 18, she decided to make her a birthday gift that would certainly make her the happiest girl on earth: She replaced all the seas on earth with her onii-chan's seeds, and gave her a supply of golden drops of cum that would last her a thousand years. This foolproof strategy not only made Ange exstasic beyond imagination, but forced Battler to recognize her as the endless golden witch of cum.

>>35008965
>Beatrice is mostly known for her massive tits
Isn't she famous for her dick?

>>35008965
I read it all. Simply based.

>Tataridamashi answer arc
>Satoko and Teppei arrive at the houjou residence
>Teppei looks like the redeemed Teppei, even if he acts hostile towards other people
>"Oji-san, if you want to smooch off you better adhere to certain ru--"
>Teppei slaps the shit out of her and sends her across the living room

How would you react?

>>35009006
kneel

>>35008603
THE reek of THE feet

>>35009006
clap

>>35008857
more like the stake of loneliness

>>35009056
I'll never let her feel loneliness ever again for as long as I live!

>>35009074
Good to know you have the lowest standards

>>35009084
What a sad, lonely life you must live.
I hope you'll meet someone like Mion too one of these days!

>>35009120
I wouldn't object. In reality no one here would. But in the world of fantasy Mion is about as interesting as a stack of bricks.

HALF FO THE FINAL CHAPTTER COMPLETED
now i only miss the final boss

>>35009120
I did, unfortunately

>>35008843
I’m going for trolling at this point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7EygWYBhdc

Nice

The [gold]Golden Land[/gold] at last

[red]Roses are red,[/red]
[purple]violets are blue,[/purple]
[blue]I killed the thread,[/blue]
[gold]but so did (You).[/gold]

I DID IT GUYS I BEAT THE FINAL LEVEL I WON

holy fucking shit what a pain
i lost the tank at 3rd round because the boos naturally have bullets who pass between rocks

SO I COMPLETE THE FINAL LEVEL WITHOUT TANKS OR ORDERS

I AM THE BEST

The credits holy shit

great game and like the 1 one of the best SRPG i ever played

fuck off cuck emblem this is a real tactic game

>>35008288
Nice

Can you please read Tatarigoroshi now

>>35009826
Americans are asleep, sop threads die down during this time.

Did you guys ever consider that posting about lewd stuff every day migh be bad for your mental health?

Which mangaka draws the most sexual Higus?
Suzuragi Karin is a close contender with her humongous breast illustrations, but the way Tomato Akase draws lips and plump thighs, he takes the prize for me

>>35009942
Do you think that with the non-lewd stuff that gets posted here on a regular basis, people around here are mentally stable or unaware of this?

>>35009928
Now i can resurrect people with money
KEK

>>35009984
I find the lips a bit weird, but I like it a lot otherwise

MY STATS

"Off-topic" doesn't seem to work, I'm gonna switch to "trolling outside of /b/".

>>35010027
The issue isn't the subjet, it's that mods/jannies just ignore the reports

>>35005185
I liked this one

>>35004773
That's not a witch, though.

>>35005694
>Stella
heh

>>35010027
>>35010191
Reports don't work at all.

*teleports behind you*
*materializes behind you*

>>35010426
*gives them a jaded look*
What do you want....not like it matters....

>>35010426
UNDRESS YOURSELVES
I NEED THE MILKIES

>>35010426
ahaha.wav

Bros I need to know, Bern ice cream or Lambda ice cream? Clearly Featherine ice cream is superior to both, but that isn't an option.

>>35010457
I am trying to watch my weight, can you stop talking about ice cream all the time? Thanks.

>>35010457
bern

>>35010457
Lambda. It isn't even a contest, Lambda is made of candy and Bern is a cat.

>>35010479
gatto gellato!

>>35010457
Bern ketchup, Lambda mayo.

>>35010470
You could just eat only ice cream, you should easily lose weight.

>>35010513
No. Ice cream has a lot of calories.

>ice cream
I'd rather eat some cheese made out of their breast milk. I'll put it in the food and then tell Bern it has her breast milk in it after the fact. I bet she will make a funny face.

>>35010526
Ah yes, Bern roquefort.....

>>35010520
Yeah but how much ice cream a day can you handle before you give up on eating it.

REMEMBER THAT ICE CREAM IS ITALIAN AND THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE IT

>>35010554
I can EASILY eat a 610 gram bucket of ice cream

>>35010568
Same. I don't eat much these days, but if I have to I can handle that.

>>35010568
100gram is like 207 calories. If you only eat 6.1*207=1262.7 calories a day you should be fine. Go ahead and enjoy all the bern icecream anon.

>>35010615
Ice cream is just so delicious.

I just want to nibble on lambda and use my tongue

>>35010620
>you should be fine
Those are empty calories. I would die.

What does Lambdadelta's _______hat taste like?

>>35010643
Cotton candy

>>35010642
Fair point, well it's easier to stick to your diet if you plan around eating junk once in a while. You could always just eat a bit less carbs and add some ice cream every once in a while.

Bernkastel subjecting anon to ingest loads of her ice cream every day, unable to eat anything else

>>35010688
>You could always just eat a bit less carbs and add some ice cream every once in a while.
I use a cheat meal once every week. That can be either candy or some other junk

>>35010691
That's just that scene from Se7en

>>35010691
Bern is such a heavy drinker that it will be full of alcohol

>>35010724
You're making it more enticing

>>35010330
>>35010191
Got to keep trying

>>35010757
I don't try as hard anymore because reporting makes your captchas wack

>>35009137
>top 10 ways to out yourself as an anime only fag

The new OP is really growing on me
https://files.catbox.moe/9lme1x.mp3

>Banned from /a/ again
>This time for calling the ESL rikafag a pajeet
Hey /jp/, it's been a while

I'm bored. Tell me what to draw.

Good girl Takano.

>>35010942
Go away

>>35010900
I dunno, it's kind of just like a bad version of Irregular Entropy

>>>/qst/4847265
It's up

>>35010956
Anon, you're breaking my heart

>>35010953
Bern eating suspicious cheese while lambda tries her hardest not to laugh

>>35010953
Draw Irie escaping Hinamizawa with a briefcase. Rika and Satoko's heads are sticking out of the briefcase, complaining about being kidnapped.

[blue]BLUE WORDS ARE BREAKING YOUR HEART[/blue]
[red]CRUEL MAGIC IS A RED WALL[/red]

>>35010953
abox

>>35010953
eua standing behind keiichi but she's too tall to fit in the door

>>35010942
Get out.

>>35010953
all of the big witches in their karts at the start line about to race Rainbow Road

>>35010953
Ange exploding on the pavement after impact.

>>35011022
Love you too~

>>35011075
Big based. I laughed.

>>35011075
Anon, you can't joke about that. It's inappropriate.
Lol

>>35011075
heh

>>35010976

>>35010953
Italianon with his airplane of FACTS AND LOGIC destroy the evil Shkanontrice twin towers

>>35011235
Do not glorify the homosexual Italian

>>35011218
Nice, hella nice

>>35010976
....what's wrong with the cheese?

Rosa beating the living shit out of Maria are the best parts of Umineko

>>35011293
It's made out of the same sort of milk used in the creation of the ice cream

>>35011293
>>35010526

>>35009985
What if the frequent lewdposting was only initially a treatment to the problems but eventually became a problem itself, and if one stopped posting it, they would only suffer for about a week of rehab process and then they would feel much better?

>>35010942
>>>/r/eddit

mii

>>35011443
Tits too small

>>35011391
>>>/r/ent_free

>>35011443
Imagine

>>35011456
Fail.

>>35011391
SatokoxK1 shippers are a plague on WTC threads.

>>35011456
>>>/n/ice+one+dumbass

>>35011456
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>35011456
anon, Don't be rude =]:(-(){-<
peace?

>>35011443
>>35011471
is this how Lambdadelta loses?

>>35010987

>>35011443
I'd like to be crushed by Rika's tongue, please.

>>35010953
draw >>35011559 getting crushed by Rika's tongue, please.

>>35011558
Thanks!
>again?
Who are they, Mokuba?

>>35004312

>>35010953
Keiichi vs Rena roof fight but it's a fighting game with lifebars over their heads

>>35011595
Sonozaki titties.

>>35011595
somehow Rika has the skimpiest outfit.

>>35011603

>>35010993

>>35011595
Peak cute right here.

>>35011595
sexual relief rika

>>35006637
It's true that R07 said "like a prison" and they were really dumb enough to make a prison inside the school? Or he really wrote it to be a prison. It's too dumb, I Know Shion described it to be a fucked up place, but this is just dumb.

>>35011701
Satoko got a booboo and her nee-nee is going to nurse it!

>>35011719
Ryukishi is shown all the storyboards for approval before they get animated. The "jail" is called an "individual study room". When he was shown the storyboards for that scene they were black and white, and he assumed Satoko was wearing a jersey. When he saw the finished episode is the first time it was colored and he realized it was a prison suit. (Satokowashi-hen Part 3)

>>35011719
No, it was an actual prison room, there are certain people that aren't allowed to leave St Lucia. The difference in the anime that people talk about is that she was supposed to be wearing PJs or a PE tracksuit or something, but they made them orange like a real prison.

>>35011716
A hospital that also treats sexual frustration.

>>35011654
Kaiba would destroy Takano's plans even faster than K1. But he would be much more dense about the romantic stuff. Considering his personality he would be much stronger against HS, Hanyuu could show up on his face and make a thousand clones and he would just say "holograms".

>>35011021

>>35011830
But he's also autistic about losing games, so maybe he would hate all of the club members and just save them to win against them on old maid.

>>35011853
very nice, i was imagining the scene from oni where he breaks the shoe rack but this is good too

>>35011830
We're talking 4kids Kaiba or japanese Kaiba?

>>35011830
>>Kaiba would destroy Takano's plans even faster than K1.
That would require K1 to have actually stopped Takano, ever.

>>35011934
That's true. Keiichi did nothing, Kaiba would make it end on chapter 7. If you can stop guns with paper it's easy to defeat soldiers. Kaiba + Trapmaster satoko would be the perfect combination, he's proved to be a good brother, he would also make a good Nii Nii.

>>35011988
>he's proved to be a good brother
The best.

What if Keiichi kissed Takano and grabbed her ass?

So I'm guessing this is straight up Ryukishi's own real life experience right?

>>35011934
I wonder how fucked up things would have ended up if he killed Takano in Tatarigoroshi.

Also, Mion and Rena are idiots there. When classes ended and they were returning alone they really should just have told Keiichi what they were doing, since he was obviously freaking out. I get they wanted a completely isolated location like the treasure pile, but he was too freaked out to even go there.

>>35012005
What if Takano paizuri?

>>35012005
Tomitake would beat his ass

>>35012020
>I wonder how fucked up things would have ended up if he killed Takano in Tatarigoroshi.
God, I can't even begin to imagine the chain of reactions that event would cause.

>>35012014
>Quite a lot of works
I don't know about that. Higurashi was/is fairly popular

>>35012014
No, that doesn't really fit Ryukishi much.
He hasn't really written a lot before Higurashi.

>>35012058
>>35012014
Yeah, he was mostly an illustrator, as odd as that seems considering the current view on his art.

>>35011037

>>35012156
Ciconia I find pretty decent but I honestly could never come around his older art.
FeeI free to insult me but I think I would've enjoyed Umineko a tiny bit less had I played with the OG art.

>>35012184
EVA should've used her Chiesterbike.

>>35011049
I already drew this exact image

>>35012194
I find it the opposite to be honest. I like his older art, but Ciconia just seems weird. The blend between his artstyle and the coloring used is not that great. The noses look weirder now.

>>35011235

>>35012209
Thanks, I still enjoy dead ange.

>>35012283
I hate it

>>35012283
I love it

>>35012283
i expeted better from you anon

>>35012283
I like how you made it like a shitty little dingy plane so instead of a 9/11 he's going to pull a 1/5

Italianon is a joke.

>>35011571

>>35012508
Shkanontrice is a joke gone to far, like every reddit joke

HIGURASHI:when they fry

>>35012581
Dumb Italian can’t handle truth.
The red eyes Rika and Ooishi shit you come out with for Higurashi is by far the stupidest shit ever for a story that doesn’t have alternative answers.

>>35012602
Jesus fuck

>>35012602
yum

>>35012621
Honestly I don't know where the people who encourage him came from.

>>35012621
then explain why the solution of gou was explained in the end of te 1st season and not in the second?

ALSO EXPLAIN WY OOISHI BAITED RENA INTO KILLING KEICHI?

>>35011602

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLwE4MDBFPQ

Some Anon asked for a Gigachad Maria a month ago for some fucking reason.
Here you go. I tried.
Now I'll go and bleach my eyes.

>>35012702
This is me in real life
Holy fuck

>>35012676
These questions are not understandable as usual. There has been no second season of Gou yet so it’s impossible to tell what you mean.

>>35012681
thanks

https://www.strawpoll.me/45344745

>>35012676
Oh no that's not Ooishi baiting Rena. That's Ooishi telling Rena about looping and Eua's clitoris. See? I can make up shit too.

>>35012676
>then explain why the solution of gou was explained in the end of te 1st season and not in the second?
R07 said they revealed the whodunit, but not the howdunit, which is obvious when you look at the scene where the trailer ended. No one was expecting something like this.

>>35012702
I might be that anon
It's amazing. I laughed hard.

>>35012740
>https://www.strawpoll.me/45344745
As always you fake to not understand my words for burocracy issue

NATURALLY THE SECOND SEASON IS CALLED SOU FUCKING IDIOT

WHO FUCKING CARE THE NAME OF A SEASON IN THE ARGUMENT EXPLAIN LARPER?

A SOLUTION IS CALLED SOLUTION BECAUSE YOU MUST WAIT THE END TO DISCOVER IT.
>MUH BUT YOU DIDNT KNOW HOW
SATTOKO INJECT PEOPLE AND MAK THEM MAD.

this is the solution for you

WHO,HOW AND WHY DUNNIT ALREADY SPOTTED AND 24 EPISODES ARE MISSING?

KNEEL IF YOU HAVE LOVE FOR RYU

>>35012702
Here we see the powerful jawline that was one of the few things to be recovered from the Rokkenjima explosion.

>>35010942
based
I'm from /a/ too

>>35012808
>No one was expecting something like this.
Like what? Satoko having accomplices?

>>35012851
>NATURALLY THE SECOND SEASON IS CALLED SOU FUCKING IDIOT
That made me laugh thanks

>>35012808
SATOKO INJECT PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM MAD

WE SEE IN THE LAST EPISODE SATOKO STEAL 1 OF IT.


THE EXACT SAME SOLUTION OF HIGURASHI

WHY MADE AN ENTIRE NEW ANIME FOR THE SAME FUCKING SOLUTION?

ABSURDE THE SOLUTION IS SOMETHING ELSE AND IN THE PV WE SEE OOISHI BRAINWASHING RENA

I want Satocow to inject me with her milk

>>35012872
Rena specifically, yeah.

>>35012851
I understand this even less, your English might be getting worse. Drop the use of LARPER and FUCKING IDIOT. It doesn’t help you convince people.
I still don’t know what you are asking anyway. If you mean why is Satoko the likely antagonist then this is because this is mainly a story about Satoko and Rika. If we get a twist it certainly isn’t going to be Rika and Ooishi.

>>35012926
In which arc?

>>35012867
Banned, or just fleeing from the autism?

>>35012943
NEVER SEEN A BRAIN SO BROKEN

LIE SO MUCH TO AVOID TO ANSWARE TO A FUCKING QUESTION

NO ONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK.

I WILL SPEAK SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND FUCKING IDIOT.

WHY DUNNIT SHOWS
HOW DUNNIT SHOWS
WHO DUNNIT SHOWS

24 EPISODE MISSING FOR WHAT?

>>35012883
It isn’t a mystery. It isn’t Umineko applied to Higurashi.
We don’t see Oishi brainwashing Rena.
The made a new anime because this is not a multi layered mystery. It’s about magic looping girls.

Why don’t you just wait a few months and be quiet. The anime is only going to destroy your rubbish.

>>35012969
I'm part of the autism.

>>35012980
Uhhh Satoko?

>>35012602
I will eat humans before I eat the bugs

>>35012980
Not Umineko.

>>35012980
You aren’t making sense. It’s like reading someone throwing up on a screen.

>>35012981
>>35012987
Look without my solution Gou become MOE SHIT CLICHES FOR EASY MONEY

Really you have so few love for Ryu?

>>35012981
No matter what Sotsu presents before him he will never turn his back on his Ooishi culprit theory. He will come up with crazy excuses to justify it. It's like Endless Nine or some shit, but far more autistic.

>>35013023
Ryukishi is a cunnymancer first, mysteryfag second. Accept it.

>>35013019
And you are a fucking liar

>>35013030
Endless Eight, then.

>>35013051
picrel

>>35013059
I can’t understand what Italianon is writing either.

>>35013089
honestly neither can I

>>35013089
I can't decipher his shit half of the time.

>that time a radio host mentioned italiananon

>>35013051
Fake
INCOMPETENTE READERS TURNED HIM INTO THIS MEME

>>35013023
Gou even tells you Takano was responsible for most of the deaths in the original with backing from Tokyo.
How do you deny that?

>>35013111
>italianon
also she was Beatrice VA

Ryukishi07 drew this before even making Higurashi. What a legend.

;__;

>>35013114
anon, the first time you encounter a girl onscreen in higurashi she has a conversation with keiichi about his dick. This is nothing new.

Another fine day at /07/th.

>>35013114
You just don’t understand anything he has done.
You miss out huge parts of the story. Your manifesto does not have ‘Sakutarou in it even once. You ignore Ange for most of it as well.
No love in your bullshit.

>>35013142
this was only stated when Gou from a good mystery turned without reason into fantasy shit.

Red Eyes Rika baiting of Satoko

>>35013111
Did this really happen. I could use some cringe to brighten my day.

>>35013180
what a pervert

>>35013114
Ever since he was born he was a cunnyseur.

>>35013191
Yeah, but he is particularly pathetic today. I think he is breaking. The seethe and rage is high.
Maybe he got banned from another gay discord.

>>35013188
half of Hinamizawa Bus Stop (beta higurashi) has a lesbian Mion lusting for Rika's cunny juice every 2nd or third line of dialogue, this started way before higu

Found it! The most important piece of Ryukishi07 artwork.

>>35013221
I don't even know what you're talking about. The filter hid the posts for me, and I'm not revealing them.

>>35013202
You can’t deny it then?

Filters are very ineffective for me.

>>35013180
>>35013188
>>35013196
Naturally loveless reader instead of Solving Higurashi ruined his reputation so he was forced to sold Higurshi to evil Japanese anime industry and use it ro take money from coomers.

This is why For Umineko Maria was the only children, SO even the anime industry could not ruin to much it

>>35013188
A second time actually. Or a third if you count K1's mom

>>35013253
i already deny it as real scene just i don't have enougth proof to make you accept it, this is why Ryukishi made another 24 episodes

>>35013274
>evil Japanese anime industry
[red]Van Dine's 13th[/red]

>>35013252
Then you are blessed

>>35013204
Yes but now i think that episode is not free anymore

>>35013299
Denying whatever you feel like with no evidence.
Bad detective.
How about you just stop then until the rest of the anime finishes you off.

>>35013303
Red truth and rules are valid only in games
real life is not a game since God gave to us an earth to have disgust of any easy way to improve life.

Ryukishi is a cringe coomer

>>35013274
You can read his mind too?
Bullshit all day long from you.

>>35013324
I am trying to deny half of the season anon, give me a break.

just wait until the new season starts

>>35013191
same...

>>35013341
I CAN READ HIS HEART FROM HIS OPERAS.
>>35013308

>>35013371
He’s not an Italian catholic.
He loves the angel mort uniforms.

>>35013395
No?

>>35013383
At least he is Catholic and know italiy very well

>>35013395

>>35013354
This is not going to end well for you.

>Mion and Rena are idiots there. When classes ended and they were returning alone they really should just have told Keiichi what they were doing, since he was obviously freaking out. I get they wanted a completely isolated location like the treasure pile, but he was too freaked out to even go there
That's the point. He constantly wears his emotions on his face. If they tried to tell him anywhere that isn't completely isolated, he'd fucking run away screaming or faint causing a ruckus as soon as he realizes they know he did it. Also, Rena and Mion are teenage girls. They are KINDA dumb when it comes to emotions and can't really judge that well how a dude will react to being basically told that he was "seen" killing someone.

>>35013429
thx but I'm not a pedo

>>35013522
It shows. You type like a brainlet.

>>35013522


>>35013429 here

>>35013536 is not me, btw