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>>34975672
Reimu did nothing.

>>34975747
That's the problem

>>34975672
Nazrin is actually just a regular police officer. Reimu is a schizo and is being interrogated after being found attempting to break into Ms. Ruminski’s home. Neighbors alerted the authorities when they overheard Ms. Raymond screaming she would “exterminate all filthy youkai” while attempting to bash herself through Ms. Ruminski’s front door.

>>34975672
Thai hair was their, Reimu! THAI HAIR WAS THEIR!

>>34975672
i don't know...

>>34976354
how can you now when knowing is not known

>>34975672
Reimu looks good as Steven McDaniel

>>34975919
>Reimu did nothing.
>That's the problem
Reimu doing nothing is the worst and best thing that can possibly happen.

>>34986388
because a detective's job is to find out or know things beforehand. If they took Reimu in, she was either caught in the act, or suspected based on evidence gathered.

>>34975672
Roles should be reversed.

>>35006434
Ok then that just changes the question to what did Nazrin do?

The Youkai told me to

>>35007492
Stole the jeweled pagoda

>>35007496
Lemme guess.
This "Youkai" is the friend in your head?

Why are teens so obsessed about this interrogation?

>>35008230
incompetent detective tries to interrogate literal retard, its funny, its memeable

>>34975672
Youkai genocide

>>35014253
Mind giving me a link to the original? I don't think I've seen this before

>>35016878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI

>>34975672
REYMOOOO...

>>34975672
What's up with the pair of underwear that was in your shrine? It was like a mask. It was kinda like a mask. You cut underwear out to look like a mask?

"So you really kill that witch?"
Yes, mam
"You hit her with that giant gohei on your hand?"
Yes, mam
"Why did you kill her?"
She had to many friends, mam
"So you know her?"
No, I don't, mam
"Well just don't do it again"
I won't mam. Thank you mam

>>35019654
>"Why did you kill her?"
>She had to many friends, mam
>"So you know her?"
>No, I don't, mam
>"Well just don't do it again"
>I won't mam. Thank you mam
What the hell?

>>35014253
>>35016952
Just reading the comments, this seems like the kind of shit I'd do if I were brought in for interrogation.
>Detective: I'm asking you, as a friend for help, you can't help a friend out??

>Stephen: We aren't friends

you got enough pantsu to last you for three weeks

>>35014253
and the detective has teleporting powers

So you're telling me- you see that pretty girl right there?

Yes.

You're telling me you're looking at a pretty girl like that and you never once thought, ever ... man ... she looks good. You never thought of that?

I don't understand.

*scoff*
What do you mean you don't understand? You ever see a girl walk down the road and think man she looks good?
You ever see a good looking girl and you think to yourself man that girl looks good?

Yes

You never thought that about her?

Yes

So, you mean to tell me look at porn on the internet and get off to that but you never looked to her and thought of what it would be like to have sex with her?

Yes

You have?

No.

[mission failed, we'll get them next time]

>>35006434
Wha' happened Nazrun?

Do you take any medication?

no

have you taken any medication?

no

you have any kind of mental problem?

no

*second detective walks in*

*sigh*

Know what's crazy? I was talking to people he worked with, and they'd talk about how he was very talkative and how he always expresses himself-

-He don't know

-He's very talkative. Steven they say you're so talkative, Steve(n) they always say you're so talkative, buddy, that you're always so friendly, you stop and say hello and you've talked- wha- why is that you're acting so sour with us tonight if- if you have this ??? personality about you, why is it that everything we get from you is yes, no, or i don't know?

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I don't know?

*laughs*

The youkai...

what about the youkai

>>34975672
Why'd you do it Reimuuu?