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3500871 No.3500871 [Reply] [Original]

You come across this during your midnight walk.

What do you do?

>> No.3500873

What is this?

>> No.3500885

I say Hi to Mokou.

>> No.3500886

Shit my pants and run.

>> No.3500889

Ask Mokou to escort me home so wandering youkai don't kill me

Also query why her charms are glowing

>> No.3500894

SHOOT lasers from my eyes.

I'm a terminator too.

>> No.3500902

Graze.

>> No.3500922
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Hug Tackle! Go!

>> No.3500934

Use copious amounts of fire enxtinguish.
Then run.

>> No.3500938

Bomb

>> No.3500939

Master Spark.

>> No.3500941
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3500941

This.

>> No.3500946

>>3500871
I say hi to Mokou and ask her to escort me back to the village.

>> No.3500953

Holy shit she looks creepy. She reminds me of bloodsuckers from STALKER. Even if I did recognize her motif, I would freak out and run as far as possible. Or pull out my sawed-off.

>> No.3500955

*punches wall, is 300 pounds*

>> No.3500957

>>3500953
Which brings up an interesting segue...

STALKER/Touhou Crossover fucking where?

>> No.3500967

>>3500957
M.I.K.O Shadow of Chreiden

>> No.3500973
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>>3500957

>> No.3500975

offer it some of the cake I bring on my midnight walks.

>> No.3500976

>>3500973
orz

>> No.3500983
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>> No.3500988
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yes blowouts are pretty, but dont get too close though

>> No.3500999
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>> No.3501000
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3501000

Go fucking nuts cause there's an inhuman monster in my line of sight and it isn't dead yet.

>> No.3501015

>>3501000
But Mokou is a human, silly.

>> No.3501021
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>>3501000

>it isn't dead yet

Mokou will never die.

>> No.3501023

Figure out where Mystia is and beat her down until I can see properly.

>> No.3501026
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3501026

Man, I love Stalker so much.

>> No.3501034

>>3501021
>>3501015
If it cannot be killed, it is inhuman. Therefore it must be killed.

>> No.3501038

>>3501034

She can be killed, she just comes back.

>> No.3501041

>>3501038
Oh.

Carry on then, sorry to interrupt.

>> No.3501047

>>3501034
But she can be killed.
SHE'S DEAD! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH!

>> No.3501046
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>>3501034

Am I still human uguu?

>> No.3501055

>>3501047
I'm sure an eight-foot cock out the mouth through the ass will kill anyone.

>> No.3501058
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STALKER?
Fuck that.
Patchouli Prime FTFW.

>> No.3501066

>>3500871
As a man who enjoys his midnight walks I wonder why a floating bow with red eyes is looking at me and then shine my LED on it. honestly I ask why said person is so strangely dressed and why a lone woman would be frolicking at this time of night.

>>3501047
best touhou doujin ever

>> No.3501068

>>3501055
Not Yukari.

>> No.3501081

>>3501023
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of Mystia when I saw the OP image ;_;

>>3501047
eirinbitchslap.jpg

>> No.3501092

Have sex with her, obviously.

>> No.3501109

>>3501023
>>3501081
You mean Rumia right?
If it were Mystia, you'd see
NOTHING AT ALL
NOTHING AT ALL
NOTHING AT ALL

>> No.3501116

>>3500865
> lol i alredy red dat at anоntalk.com last nite
I saw this posted on AT. Must be copypasta.

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>>3500871

-Hey man remember the time we got stuck in that bubble?

-uh yeah that weird bamboo forest thing?

-fuck that! there was this weird bloodsucker with
glowing patches on it, it was throwing fireballs at us!

- hey seriously man... go easy on the vodka

- im not lying damnnit!

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