/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34732030
It's inside you.

>>34732030
I don't think there's any way to actually know what oxygen is.
You're being pranked, Sakuya.

>>34732030
O x y g e n   i s   a   c u r s e   l a i d   u p o n   m a n k i n d
I t   i s   n e c e s s a r y   f o r   m a m a l s   t o   c o n t i n u e   l i v i n g .

>>34732030
[sjis]O x y g e n   i s   a   c u r s e   l a i d   u p o n   m a n k i n d
I t   i s   n e c e s s a r y   f o r   m a m a l s   t o   c o n t i n u e   l i v i n g .

>>34732030
O x y g e n   i s   a   c u r s e   l a i d   u p o n   m a n k i n d
I t   i s   n e c e s s a r y   f o r   m a m a l s   t o   c o n t i n u e   l i v i n g .

>>34732030
It's the thing people keep accusing me of being a thief of.
I don't understand why though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj7A8SX7ccI&list=PLCFC37B95C9159ACC
real slow

>>34732139
Try opening a window

>>34732081
You as well

>>34732030
Ｏｘｙｇｅｎ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｈｅｍｉｃａｌ　ｅｌｅｍｅｎｔ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｙｍｂｏｌ　Ｏ　ａｎｄ　ａｔｏｍｉｃ　ｎｕｍｂｅｒ　８．　Ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ａ　ｍｅｍｂｅｒ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｈａｌｃｏｇｅｎ　ｇｒｏｕｐ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｅｒｉｏｄｉｃ　ｔａｂｌｅ，　ａ　ｈｉｇｈｌｙ　ｒｅａｃｔｉｖｅ　ｎｏｎｍｅｔａｌ，　ａｎｄ　ａｎ　ｏｘｉｄｉｚｉｎｇ　ａｇｅｎｔ　ｔｈａｔ　ｒｅａｄｉｌｙ　ｆｏｒｍｓ　ｏｘｉｄｅｓ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｍｏｓｔ　ｅｌｅｍｅｎｔｓ　ａｓ　ｗｅｌｌ　ａｓ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｏｔｈｅｒ　ｃｏｍｐｏｕｎｄｓ．　Ａｆｔｅｒ　ｈｙｄｒｏｇｅｎ　ａｎｄ　ｈｅｌｉｕｍ，　ｏｘｙｇｅｎ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｔｈｉｒｄ－ｍｏｓｔ　ａｂｕｎｄａｎｔ　ｅｌｅｍｅｎｔ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ　ｂｙ　ｍａｓｓ．　Ａｔ　ｓｔａｎｄａｒｄ　ｔｅｍｐｅｒａｔｕｒｅ　ａｎｄ　ｐｒｅｓｓｕｒｅ，　ｔｗｏ　ａｔｏｍｓ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｌｅｍｅｎｔ　ｂｉｎｄ　ｔｏ　ｆｏｒｍ　ｄｉｏｘｙｇｅｎ，　ａ　ｃｏｌｏｒｌｅｓｓ　ａｎｄ　ｏｄｏｒｌｅｓｓ　ｄｉａｔｏｍｉｃ　ｇａｓ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｏｒｍｕｌａ　Ｏ₂．　Ｄｉａｔｏｍｉｃ　ｏｘｙｇｅｎ　ｃｕｒｒｅｎｔｌｙ　ｃｏｎｓｔｉｔｕｔｅｓ　２０．９５％　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　Ｅａｒｔｈ’ｓ　ａｔｍｏｓｐｈｅｒｅ，　ｔｈｏｕｇｈ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｈａｓ　ｃｈａｎｇｅｄ　ｃｏｎｓｉｄｅｒａｂｌｙ　ｏｖｅｒ　ｌｏｎｇ　ｐｅｒｉｏｄｓ　ｏｆ　ｔｉｍｅ．　Ｏｘｙｇｅｎ　ｍａｋｅｓ　ｕｐ　ａｌｍｏｓｔ　ｈａｌｆ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　Ｅａｒｔｈ’ｓ　ｃｒｕｓｔ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｏｒｍ　ｏｆ　ｏｘｉｄｅｓ．

Ｄｉｏｘｙｇｅｎ　ｐｒｏｖｉｄｅｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｎｅｒｇｙ　ｒｅｌｅａｓｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｃｏｍｂｕｓｔｉｏｎ　ａｎｄ　ａｅｒｏｂｉｃ　ｃｅｌｌｕｌａｒ　ｒｅｓｐｉｒａｔｉｏｎ，　ａｎｄ　ｍａｎｙ　ｍａｊｏｒ　ｃｌａｓｓｅｓ　ｏｆ　ｏｒｇａｎｉｃ　ｍｏｌｅｃｕｌｅｓ　ｉｎ　ｌｉｖｉｎｇ　ｏｒｇａｎｉｓｍｓ　ｃｏｎｔａｉｎ　ｏｘｙｇｅｎ　ａｔｏｍｓ，　ｓｕｃｈ　ａｓ　ｐｒｏｔｅｉｎｓ，　ｎｕｃｌｅｉｃ　ａｃｉｄｓ，　ｃａｒｂｏｈｙｄｒａｔｅｓ，　ａｎｄ　ｆａｔｓ，　ａｓ　ｄｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｍａｊｏｒ　ｃｏｎｓｔｉｔｕｅｎｔ　ｉｎｏｒｇａｎｉｃ　ｃｏｍｐｏｕｎｄｓ　ｏｆ　ａｎｉｍａｌ　ｓｈｅｌｌｓ，　ｔｅｅｔｈ　ａｎｄ　ｂｏｎｅ．　Ｍｏｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｍａｓｓ　ｏｆ　ｌｉｖｉｎｇ ｏｒｇａｎｉｓｍｓ　ｉｓ　ｏｘｙｇｅｎ　ａｓ　ａ　ｃｏｍｐｏｎｅｎｔ　ｏｆ　ｗａｔｅｒ，　ｔｈｅ　ｍａｊｏｒ　ｃｏｎｓｔｉｔｕｅｎｔ　ｏｆ　ｌｉｆｅｆｏｒｍｓ．　Ｏｘｙｇｅｎ　ｉｓ　ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｏｕｓｌｙ　ｒｅｐｌｅｎｉｓｈｅｄ　ｉｎ　Ｅａｒｔｈ’ｓ　ａｔｍｏｓｐｈｅｒｅ　ｂｙ　ｐｈｏｔｏｓｙｎｔｈｅｓｉｓ，　ｗｈｉｃｈ　ｕｓｅｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｎｅｒｇｙ　ｏｆ　ｓｕｎｌｉｇｈｔ　ｔｏ　ｐｒｏｄｕｃｅ　ｏｘｙｇｅｎ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｗａｔｅｒ　ａｎｄ　ｃａｒｂｏｎ　ｄｉｏｘｉｄｅ．　Ｏｘｙｇｅｎ　ｉｓ　ｔｏｏ　ｃｈｅｍｉｃａｌｌｙ　ｒｅａｃｔｉｖｅ　ｔｏ　ｒｅｍａｉｎ　ａ　ｆｒｅｅ　ｅｌｅｍｅｎｔ　ｉｎ　ａｉｒ　ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ　ｂｅｉｎｇ　ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｏｕｓｌｙ　ｒｅｐｌｅｎｉｓｈｅｄ　ｂｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｈｏｔｏｓｙｎｔｈｅｔｉｃ　ａｃｔｉｏｎ　ｏｆ　ｌｉｖｉｎｇ　ｏｒｇａｎｉｓｍｓ．　Ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ　ｆｏｒｍ　（ａｌｌｏｔｒｏｐｅ）　ｏｆ　ｏｘｙｇｅｎ，　ｏｚｏｎｅ　（Ｏ₃），　ｓｔｒｏｎｇｌｙ　ａｂｓｏｒｂｓ　ｕｌｔｒａｖｉｏｌｅｔ　ＵＶＢ　ｒａｄｉａｔｉｏｎ　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｈｉｇｈ－ａｌｔｉｔｕｄｅ　ｏｚｏｎｅ　ｌａｙｅｒ　ｈｅｌｐｓ　ｐｒｏｔｅｃｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｉｏｓｐｈｅｒｅ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｕｌｔｒａｖｉｏｌｅｔ　ｒａｄｉａｔｉｏｎ．

ensuring a constant stream of oxygen is how you ensure a healthy lifestyle
unfortunately, the only way to transfer oxygen is via mouth-to-mouth, so we'll have to spend several hours a day kissing

>>34732139
Maybe they're inhaling the air you exhale. That would mean they get less air on average.

>>34732030
Go to bed Sakuya-san

I will never, for as long as I live, be able to be as elegant and charismatic as the Ozeusama.

It is one of those regrets I will take to my grave.

>>34748077
It must tiring cleaning a mansion all day while wearing heels. Poor meido.

>>34732055
But i thought there was only a skeleton inside me, now youre telling theres also oxygen? Oh Baudelaire, give me the strength

>>34748517
I want to take Remi out of her high chair, burp her and change her!

>>34749838
>But i thought there was only a skeleton inside me
There's also flesh under your skin and around your skeleton. The oxygen just happens to hang out there for a short time.

Memetic Remilia Ozeusama.

>>34756172
Ojou-sama, memetics is not refined or elegant at all!

>>34756172
How did Remilia get so dirty?

>>34757426
Vampire kiss, of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEYSnhanzf0

>>34757715
Ojou-sama's a tramp...

>>34759165
She was just hungry.
I wonder if Remi can tell a person's blood type from the way it tastes.

>>34762457
All I know about her feeding habits is that she is a light eater, and that she prefers to add blood to normal food for sustenance.

The Ojousama must have a very high humanity score.

>>34762457
I wonder if milady is disgusted by some types of blood, or if it's got disease or poison or too much cholestrol in it

>>34762882
She would certainly be disgusted by my lolicon blood, I can tell you that!

>>34732030
which doujin

I just realized that there's no Remi thread.

What a peculiar thread.

>>34775854
Extremely cute. I want to help Sakuya make her pancakes.

>>34732030
Ponder the cock-hardening aroma of Sakuya's stockinged feet after a long day of work.

>>34775854
I was just thinking about pancakes not too long ago as well. Talk about a coincidence.
I don't think I've made them by hand in close to a decade at this point though.

>>34755734
Dear god

>>34732030
Is it weird that I want Sakuya to hurt me?

>>34779976
Calm down.

>>34757715
Man the IAMP/SWR/Soku sprites were so fucking cute.

>>34749838

>>34790971
Skeletons and Oxygen are your friends.

>>34791636
t. skeleton and oxygen
not falling for your tricks, calciumnigger

>>34732030
It's not real, it's a mean prank played at your expense - don't listem to Sumi or Sanae, they don't know what they're talking about

>>34793339
So you're saying the books in Patchouli's library are all lies?

>>34793750
Yes, Patchouli-sama is getting filled with useless knowledge...

>>34794976
that's not the only thing she's getting filled with AYOOO

>>34794988
... coffee?

>>34794988
Yeah, you're right.
She could use a few less calories.

>>34794988
>AYOOO
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSmr7jnQQIk

Just peel the skin until the oxygen comes out

>>34790971
Just peel the skin until the oxygen comes out

I like the idea of Sakuya being an idiot savant who's only good at being a maid

>>34797511
I don't think the chief maid is stupid. I think she simply is anachronological.

>>34797511
>>34798292
she's a genuine autist in CoLA

Oxygen is a poor substitute for inhaling my Mistress's unwashed foot fumes.

>>34798357
You need to learn to not be restrained by common sense in Gensokyo. And Sakuya was just shopping for tea cups. Nothing autistic about that.

>>34798357
That could be explained away as her trolling Remi (and Rinnosuke). I mean come on that was just too perfect to not be.

>>34797511
Sakuya being retarded in SSiB really ruined her for me.

>>34806706
I like this pairing.

>>34807518
Everything being retarded in SSiB really ruined Touhou for me.

>>34732030
I actually loved that scene, established Sakuya's just a bumbling mother figure with a edgy veneer.

>>34807518
Everything being retarded in SSiB really ruined Touhou for me.

>>34807576
It's nice, same with the artist-

I have a feeling that Sakuya doesn't know how babies are made, I'd love to teach her

>>34732030
She was able to underline the physics behind the compressed air being used as a medium for the sound concentrated in Kyouko's "Charged Yahoo" from The Grimoire of Usami (perhaps cleaning up in a Sacred Library really pays off?),
yet anons took it seriously when she wanted to be "reminded" what oxygen was, by a youkai? Just exactly how well have you known Sakuya, to get so easily played by her silly wiles?

>>34811378
"air" and oxygen aren't the same thing, you can know what air is while also having no idea what oxygen, it's not like you drink water and you just instantly know that it contains 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part Oxygen

>>34811404
You missed the entire point. Read slower.

>>34811404
it's easy to determine that a ball of nothing hitting you really hard is a ball of air

>>34811404
Well, It's true that oxygen can be just a part of air, as you could be breathing in other elements in the air than oxygen.
But still, take into consideration who exactly she had to ask to get her answer from, from the perspective of a youkai, namely one that has no need to even subsist on it, just *exactly* what is oxygen?

People actually take Sakuya's banter/shittalking serious?

I'm ignoring everything you say to maintain my headcanon that she's a dummy

I just fucking woke up man...

>>34814519
You're on a board where people scream "patchouli fat"
You'd be lucky to know they have a brain at all amidst the shitposting.

>>34814649

>>34808234
I like that Sakuya gave Remilia blue tea for no other reason other than she thought it looked exotic and knows Remilia's the type to go for that thing.
It's like when your mom used to get yu some bargain bin videogame because you seemed really into the "Nintendo Playstation"

>>34779976
Nah.

The most likely interaction you are going to have with her is going to involve her carefully collecting all of your blood.

>>34797511
She's either a idiot savant or a top tier troll.

Both are pretty believable.

>>34821164
>her carefully collecting all of your blood
She's getting my nose blood from sniffing her panties and nothing more.

>>34827699
Doesn't Sakuya hate Alice or am I mistaking canon for fanon again?

>>34828010
Maybe not hate but Sakuya is definitely uncharacteristically more aggressive against Alice.
Funny thing is Alice's win quotes make her sound more arrogant (Sakuya at most has the "I won't lose" attitude) so it's probably a case of unreliable pov.

>>34828010
It's just a random person trying to force his headcanon on the wiki.

>>34732030
>>34763321
sauce
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/bluffing_bout_bonsai#17

>>34828472
You really think someone would do that?
Just go on the wiki and spread their headcanon?

>>34837586
*Meling also tells Sakuya that she always goes easy on her, so it seems she's holding back and is indeed a dragon god"
Can't argue against that, Zun said so.

>>34837586
A lie said often enough will become the truth.

>>34837586
If a 14 year old can do it with Wikipedia, it's certainly possible.

What would you do on a date with Sakuya?

>>34843794
Hold hands, go sight seeing, watch a movie, take her out to dinner, etc.

>>34836136
thank

Sakuya-san has weird fantasies

>>34848947
What do you mean? It's just a maid outfit.

You're stuck in Gensokyo and you have a year to get Sakuya to fall in love with you (no hypnosis or drugs or love potions) or she feeds you to Flandre, what do you do?

>>34858563
What are the starting conditions?
Do you start from zero or does the 1 year challenge start after you secure a spot at the SDM?

>>34858655
It starts from when you first meet her, lets say you bump into her at the village when you first end up in Gensokyo

>>34858662
>It starts from when you first meet her, lets say you bump into her at the village when you first end up in Gensokyo

>>34858687
You got a problem with that?

>>34858896
Not at all. It makes sense but I find it to be a brutal start.
You only have one go at it.

>>34858917
Let's say the reason she's going to feed you to Flandre is because you slighted Remi in some way, it doesn't bother her at first but a year from now Flandre's gonna complain that she's hungry and then remember you, so really you just gotta make Sakuya like you enough to disobey Remi

>>34859155
Well, I believe I have found a new difficulty level beyond Lunatic.
If I slighted Remi then that makes things more difficult.

>>34859311
It's not like she hates you or has a grudge towards you, it's more like she randomly this one time you made her mad when she needs someone dead

I'll probably read this later and see an error or find that I shifted into something else too quickly.

>>34858563
The best course of action would just to be myself. Angering Remi isn't a good start, so getting on Sakuya's good side is crucial prior to that.
To interact with Sakuya, I would first need to get to the SDM. If I don't know of it, then I'll have to learn of its existence somehow. Not many humans go there to begin with, so it might be easy to go to them with the intention to work. They have fairy maids, so it can't be too hard considering the competition. Once things are settled, that would put an end to one of the harder parts of this challenge. At the SDM, I'd be the second actual human there so it might help down the road since Sakuya is human herself.
Before you love someone, you'll have to like them first. I can't speak from experience, but you'll probably be good friends with someone before you move onto anything else. One of the easier routes would probably be the role of a butler at the SDM. Since the fairy maids are supposedly useless, it would end up being one of the fastest ways to get Sakuya's attention outside of small interactions simply from being a hard worker. Do your best! A good first impression would also be helpful.
With that out of the way, the next obstacle would be talking to Sakuya herself. Meeting her frequently would be important. After all, who would you remember the more? Someone you see once a week, or someone you see every day? As far as getting to know her as a person and vice versa, I would put a bit of emphasis on being an interesting or fun person to be around to make up for whatever disconnect there happens to be considering I'm an outsider stuck in Gensokyo. There's also self improvement which would also play a big part in the overall attempt. I'll probably have to stay in top form and constantly improve, because who knows what could happen. Besides, learning about Gensokyo would be just as important as learning danmaku and how to survive.
Back to getting to know one another- knowing eachothers interests will help drastically; Above all else, making her happy would be of utmost importance.
After some time passes, I'd go about inviting her out almost like you would invite your friends to go see a movie. Once it becomes almost routine-like to do something like go out on a Friday night, I'll see about asking her out on a date once the time is right. From there, there isn't much else that can be done. After managing to take her out on a date and keep her happy, the only paths remaining would be spending time/doing things together, getting to know eachother on a deeper level, and planning ahead for events outside of whatever wildcard events happen during or in between them. Getting to know eachother on a deeper level would probably be the early on rather than later. Talking about childhood and everything leading to the present in addition to dreams sounds like a good bonding opportunity. After that, anything that follows might leave a feeling of time well spent for the foreseeable future. All in all, I hope it's enough, but I get the feeling that it isn't for some reason.
If it isn't mentioned during the previous bonding opportunities, Remilia would eventually have to be a topic. After all, the main objective here is to call into question Sakuya's loyalty to Remilia, even if it's just a simple "no" in response to one of Remilia's requests. I get the feeling that this would drive a wedge in the relationship, but it would serve to have her think again about everything that transpired. Calling someone's loyalty into question is a double edged blade that can very easily hurt you and wipe away the progress you made depending on how it is approached. Choosing your words wisely is key, but how everything turns out would still be dependent on her should it be brought up. I feel like it's not necessary, but she'll have to think on it sooner or later.
>so really you just gotta make Sakuya like you enough to disobey Remi

>>34860988
The goal isn't really to make her question her loyalty to Remi, it's more that she cares about you enough to refuse Remi when she asks to kill you, because it's going to happen no matter what, the questions whether Sakuya would go through with it, if she refuses then the subject is just dropped forever

>>34858563
I make her a fumo of herself

>>34857141
It's what she wants to do to Remi in the maid outfit is what's the weird part...

>>34858563
Be myself and act normally.
If my experience with real girls is anything to go by, she'll hate me and feed me to Flan after a couple of weeks.

>>34858563
it would be impossible for me to charm her considering my looks and charisma and the fact that she can throw knifes with almost perfect accuracy plus stop time makes it impossible for me to win a fight against her... so theres not much i can do exept convince her to kill me quickly or try to befriend Reimu with money and donations, i could make a deal with her protection and i keep donating, so the first thing would be to find a job and win enough money to keep her interested

>>34875315
So cute, auntie Meiling playing my and Sakuya's daughter

>>34858563
getting vore'd by flanchan sounds like a good end desu

>>34762457
I wonder if my high-iron, healthy blood would mean anything to her.

>>34888283
I'm sure it would.

If Sakuya had a baby, who would she love more, the baby or Remi?

>>34892233
i am convinced she is under some sort of vampiric hypnosis so i guess she would still love Remilia more

>>34894049
>vampiric hypnosis
As if Remilia would ever need that. You're just jealous that you don't have a tenth of her charisma.

>>34762457
this makes no sense

>>34894263

>>34897077
Stupid ozeusama! Stop leaving the fridge door open!

>>34898781
You are fired.

>>34894263

>>34898781
That's kinda hot.

>>34899394
Shitposting and spreading lies on the internet isn't elegant Mistress...

>>34892233
Is is a baby with Remi?

>>34905354
No, it's a baby with (you)

>>34905354
Is Remi trying to kill Sakuya? Besides, you can't have a baby out of wedlock...

>>34905922
How do vampires repoduce anyway

>>34910431
Slowly

>>34910431
they bite people

>>34915851
Then why aren't there more vampires?

>>34916039
Vampire hunters

>>34916039
You think Ojou-sama is some sort of slut that goes around biting anyone she sees?
She saving her fangs for the right person (me).

>>34916132
So you're saying she hasn't bit someone before despite earning her title from being a messy eater?

>>34916150
It doesn't count if she doesn't turn them into vampires.
Everybody knows that.

>>34916132
I want to tell Sakuya that her Mistress has been selling her body for money

>>34916188
More like they didn't know they became a vampire shortly after, and turned to dust without knowing the reason why.

>>34916039
the person that is bitten must be a virgin to turn into a vampire otherwise it doesn't work, that's why vampires love young maidens

>>34920844
Wait, but, what about all the people Remi bit during IaMP? I can't believe everyone in Gensokyo aren't virgins...

I get the feeling this one was already posted.

>>34858563
nothing, she already is

>>34732030
How did Sakuya know what thorium was in 6 but forget oxygen in 18?

Is it wrong to voice the opinion of many? The cries of the people, apparent yet few listen.

>>34946813
Who knows. Sometimes you have to play the card of a fool before anyone answers your question.
I see it as nothing more than exposition for the anoxic zone since you return to the cave in the extra-- with a card allowing you to breathe in there I should add.
You get to the cave, but you don't go any further than Misumaru. There's a good chance everyone would have died in there without knowing the full story. I haven't gone through the extra yet, so I'm not sure about the card you're given outside of it being equipped by default.

>>34947932
What're you doing with young Sakuya-san Ojou-sama..?

>>34949709
Raise her to be a maid of course.

>>34949709
A new friend for Imouto-sama of course!

>>34949729
She didn't do a very good job.

It is time for Sakuya-san to sleep

>>34967801
Sleep well, Sakuya.

>>34973701
get back to work you two

Sakuya-san is a pervert...

>>34814519
MERELY
PRETENDING

>>34837704
are you referring to the american kid who singlehandedly shat up scottish wikipedia?

>>34975307
I don't know which one he shat up, only that he was responsible for it. I really don't care what country they're from.

>>34858563
one year to create a clone of myself
as last ditch effort i borrow mokou's liver or some of waggysaggy and get my feeding over with

>>34732030
It exists.

hahaha sakuya love you sunny farm into here too great maido very cute to without a good day I have to go eat today too maids and my family is peeling off the eyelids of several meidos here in a red light and hearing the deaf of sakuya izayoi with her hands and her arms are being taken into a several inch grinder to make every body of feces and the rest of the body and the rest of the room to make a feces and then go back to the room to make sure she is still alive

>>34983036
You must be a writer for Adult Swim.

>>34967801
Back to this, is it weird that I find that a bit cute? There's no harm in having fun.

>>34989665
Does it read that way?

>>34989753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKEana1ASxo

>>34989850
>2020
no wonder I didn't see it.

>>34748077
Massaging Sakuya sama's sore feet after a long day!
Fetching her a cozy blanket and a hot coco so she can take it easy in an armchair!
Listening to her yammer on about the crazy day she had!
Ah~~

>>34989736
I think it's the fact she bit her tongue. Someone who tries so hard to be elegant but still can't mask the small slip-ups

What hobbies does Sakuya have?

>>34990550
fixing watches and collecting little poreclian statues

>>34990747
>fixing watches
Watches are a lost art believe it or not.
>and collecting little poreclian statues
I don't know what to say about that one.

>>34991035
i just think it would be neat if she had a little shelf in her room somewhere with them

>>34992738
I agree. It feels like a fun little hobby she might have.

Why does time have to move so fast?
Another day has come and gone in a blink of an eye.

I couldn't find the one I was looking for, so I'll just post this one instead.
Good morning I guess. .

>>35000000
good morning

>>35000000
good morning Sakuya

>>35000000

>>34732030

>>35000361
A Christmas Miracle...
It had to be Birdren.

>>35000361
what the fuck?

>>35000482
OP tried to sound smart

>>35000361
sasuga xmas retard OP

>>35000298
djt was a mistake

>>35000361
can’t tell if it’s genuine retardation or just the lowest quality but most effective bait I’ve ever seen

>>35000361
Vaporize oxygen?

>>34732030
It's time to go back to school Sakuya-san, maybe you can be in your Mistress' class.

>>35000361
>vaporize all oxygen

>>35000000
Good Morning

>>34837704
>>34975307
>>34975359
Reminder /his/ found out about that first.
https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/9325436/

>>35000361
kek

>>35000000
I'm convinced that Sakuya herself just stops time and makes these posts.

>>35000000
Good morning

>>34920915
Every Touhou hentai is canon, didn't you knew?

>>35007000
4chan doing it's part

I miss the snow already.

Has anyone here played this?
How long is it? Does it have branching dialogue?
I know the general style of these VNs, but I'm not gonna be fooled into paying for a 3 minute game with no meaningful choices. Again.

>>35032450
>Has anyone here played this?
>How long is it? Does it have branching dialogue?
>I know the general style of these VNs, but I'm not gonna be fooled into paying for a 3 minute game with no meaningful choices. Again.

First, I completely forgot about this. I haven't played it, but I might depending on what the reviews look like.
If I do play it, expect me to say something late Friday-Saturday depending on my mood and whatever happens around then. I really do hope it's good, so I'm with you there in meaningful choices.

I want to go shopping with Sakuya and smile as she buys everything she needs or wants, all oblivious to my wallet as it is given an early burial.
Anything for Sakuya! For better or worse!

>>35032607
>First, I completely forgot about this.
Not that I don't care for it; I've just been busy.

>>35032607
I looked through the reviews on Steam, and one reviewer claims it's around 15 minutes. They didn't mention anything about replay value or choices, so there might still be hope.
I guess there will be more helpful reviews by Friday. Do post about it if you get around to playing it, I'm holding onto my dollars until then.

>>35032713
Sounds fair.
>I looked through the reviews on Steam, and one reviewer claims it's around 15 minutes.
Well, I'll try to slow down if that's the case. I don't want to blitz through it.

>>35032632
Just take everything without paying. You're with Sakuya, what are they gonna do, arrest you?

>>35032837
Yeah? That or they'll tell Reimu.
It's not like I can say I'm with the SDM and they'll go "Okay, geez. Keep your voice down, you want everyone to hear you? Move along before we both get in trouble." and we can be on our merry way.

So, 115.
That's a lot.

I remember this pose, but not where it came from.

>>35036712
I feel like I already posted this one.

>>35036722
Nope. Nevermind.

Feel free to ignore anything said before this thread archives. I'm most likely tossing words into the void anyway so what I find before I post them probably doesn't matter much.
Side note, I'm not sure what to do with these two at the moment.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/69559247
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/69451785

Apparently this guy redid one of his old artworks, 8 years later.
This one is the recent one.

I don't think I ever got around to the arm wings. I only ever saw it in BLEACH, though I didn't know of the inspiration.

Then there are some pieces like this one that I come across.
They aren't as popular, but I guess its the effort that counts.

-popular to something like this if you can call it popular.

I don't know if I'll make a transparent version of this image.