/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34927600
God dammit

>>34926024
What do you mean

She's figured out your secret Anon! She's going to tell everybody!

fish post before bed

It's safe to take a shortcut through undead realm territory, right? It should be easy enough to outrun any trouble since zombies are pretty slow.

>>34927685
>in b4 jumping zombies

I like to think my Manticore wife has a indian accent. Unsure of the thickness.

>>34927700
Thicker than Apus

What accent is best accent for a monster girl?

>>34927736
Southern USA

>>34927700
>immobilizes you with her poison
>starts seductively purring while indian belly dance stripteasing
oh lordy

>>34927700
Is she good with computers?

>>34927736
Russian, but soft.

Can you have one night stands with monstergirls?

>>34927600
Touch fluffy ears.

God, this fucker needs to hang himself already

>>34927736
cockney

>>34927600
Friendly reminder to update the MAID-OS on your Automatons to the latest version

>>34927742
'old them hands up, mister. I gotta checks yer 'guns'.

>>34927600
Post non MGE monstergirls in response to this or the polar will come in the night to consume your pantry.

>>34927809
I have a jailbroken one, wat do?

>34927837
Fuck off with that bullshit

>>34927843
here, I have a copy of MAID-OS on this thumb drive you can have

>>34927733
So like thicker than his wifes accent?

>>34927759
And the slime or tail is perfect for edgkng while she does her dance. Very dangerous.

>>34927762
Of course. Part of her eros religious courses also included gandharva computer class.

>>34927809
Maybe later.

This oni is outta control!

>>34927874
Do the other wives have accents too or just Tiyasa?

>Whistling a cheerful tune as a I walk through the forest by the graveyard.

>>34927600

I am going to punish the angels before they can punish me!

>>34927874
>gandharva computer class
I can't help but think an old Gandharva still holding on to her Atari ST.

Who's your favorite mamono sports team?

>>34927647
She figured out that I am a slut for dragons? Oooooh noooo don't do that, please, anything but that.

>>34927647
What do I have to do to keep the squirrel quiet? I really don't want anybody to know about her.

KC is a horrible writer who makes good designs. There, I said it.

>>34927862
How do I get a super powerful eldritch waifu that can turn an entire planet into her broodnest?

>>34927924
the loli-babas
a bunch of sabbath girls that are 100+ years old

>>34927647
LET IT BE KNOWN TO ALL THAT HAVE EARS THAT I, ANON WANT A BIG MONSTER MOMMY HAG GF, that is all

>>34927955
I saw this video on squirrel proofing and they said you should put vaseline on your pole.

>>34927975
he's a porn writer

>>34927889
Payak has a macedonian/greek accent. Quite thick
Belladonna i wanna say has one as well, but i am unsure what kinda. Thinking either one from the middle east or a more northern african one. Or perhaps and sub saharan one.
Maria doesnt have one.

>>34927920
All tiyasa has told me is she was quite ancient. Surprised her how old some of the tech she had was.

>>34928010
And not a very good one either.

>>34927975
KC is good at coming up with characters and personalities, not necessarily a good narrative writer. I like his stuff, though. Each MG is cute in her own unique and interesting way, all of them would make excellent waifus (with a few exceptions)

>>34927924
The Fluffsburg Huffers.

>>34928057
Not really. His characters are fucking awful

>>34927975
Heard you the first time, it makes you feel sick. Now eat and find a site that likes you because every board you post on hates your guts.

>>34928087
What don't you like about them? One of my favorite things is how vibrant most of them are, and how easy it is to write stories based on how they'd react to certain circumstances.

>>34928087
And I'm sure your shitty bug boy is much better

I wonder how mad an Anubis would get if she got banned from her favorite MonCraft server.

>>34928159
I hate how controlled they all are.
Monstergirls are forced by instincts to seek out a partner and love him unconditionally. It makes any sort of “Love” they have for you feel utterly fake.
Basically, if they’re all after your dick, what’s the point?

>>34928159
You are talking to a mentally ill /tg/fag that even /tg/ hates, any reply is just a fuel for him to continue his drivel

>>34928228
Everything that KC says and what he shows are at constant odds with each other.

>34928217
3dpd is bad. The way they are is the best.

Oh god...

>>34928243
Who said I cared about 3dpd?

>>34928251
Understood, believer. Your prayers shall be attended.

>>34928057
What I will say about him is that I like the profiles but I generally ignore the place descriptions. Don't get me wrong here, I'm all about the waifus, but not so much the restaurants where everything on the menu is an aphrodisiac.

>>34927600
>A botched puyo puyo match causes Schezo Wegey to end up in the Monstergirl Encyclopdia universe.
How soon does he get raped after his wording makes a monstergirl think he's sexually interested?

>>34928366
I'm okay with his designs, but his characters and world are some of the worst I've ever seen.

I love that expression so many monstergirls make. It's says "I'm going to rape you until you get stockholm syndrome and then pamper you."

I think lately I’m into aggressive behavior. Like when they look at you like walking garbage while they rape you.
Maybe they get sexually frustrated you haven’t been doing anything, maybe they think you have eyes on another monster and start raping you in rage and sorrow. But like midway through when you are already moaning like a woman begging forgiveness some evidence shows up lime your phone receives a message you were actually searching presents for the girl raping you or something and she is deeply sorry for it but the gesture makes her vagina involuntarily contract in happiness and she keeps raping you in spite of wanting to stop now.
And maybe she just loses herself in pleasure and keeps raping you anyway now.

>>34927685
>It should be easy enough to outrun any trouble since zombies are pretty slow
You really think it would be easy? It’s only easy until they start crying as their hearts start to break as you get further and further away.

I just want an older large monster girl to be motherly and make me feel good

>>34928486
Be careful of what you wish for, moron. You don’t want to be a belly warmer, forced to cum on big thighs for the rest of your life

>>34928465
this anon gets it

>>34928228
I'm not ill. I'm just angry and kind of sad because MGE ruins all of my fetishes.

>>34927924
The Boy Stealers of course.

>>34928518
I'll molest her pudge then

>>34927924
Mudbay swim team

>>34928531
Enslaved anon I'm going to be straight with you. On some level I can understand you because some of the things I like would get me blacklisted from here ten times over. Why don't I post them? Because it's stupid to try and change somewhere that's already happy how they are, by coming here and posting anti-mge stuff it's like someone from germany moving to japan and insisting the locals disown their culture to follow german norms.

That goes for the bug posting on /tg/ and /vg/ too. None of them want it, it's time to either adapt and learn to like what the locals do or move on. I know it's painful leaving generals but there's other sites out there. Try /r/monstergirl's discord, try MGU, hell maybe even try spacebattles. There's more to the world of monsters than 4chan and you might find somewhere better suited to what you like.

>>34928177
My idea monstergirl is one that has imperfections and stuff (IE. murderous instincts, a culture that hates humans), but is able to overcome those for the sake of a healthy relationship with someone she cares about.

>>34928465
I would love to get punched and fucked at the same time by a martial artist MG.

>>34928561
I just feel that if I left, I'd be leaving you guys behind. I don't hold any ill will against any of you guys. Not one bit.

>>34928572
Don’t ogres do that, or was that translators having a giggle?

>>34927924
Molten Core Deep Divers.

>>34928561
Someone once suggested splitting off into two generals. MGE general and other monstergirl stuff general.
I can't say it's exactly a BAD idea.

>>34928603
its not a bad idea but at the same time it is as im pretty sure the other MG stuff would just be a dead thread

>>34928615
You'd be surprised.

>>34928603
It is stupid, one of those two threads would die and it pigeonholes the other

>>34928217
Are you controlled by your dick? All of us are controlled by instinct, /tg/fren, if you are a materialist then that is all we are controlled by. If you're religious like me, then you also have a soul which chooses when and how to obey that instinct, this granting you free will. Not impartial will, for all will is influenced by external factors, divine inspiration, infernal temptation, or simply physical instinct, like hunger or tiredness, but will that is free to choose nonetheless.

Monstergirls have free will--like all healthy creatures, they overwhelmingly choose things likely to grant them happiness. Imagine them as regular females with pair-bonding and mating instincts turned up to 11.

Anyway, I know you're probably a troll but in case you're just a lonely sperg I hope that helps you understand

t. Was a lonely sperg too until I met some nice frens

>>34927600
Impregnate sea succs.

>>34928644
I will do sea hags tho

Are we really going to do this again? If you think someone is shitposting or samefagging don't humour it at all. Just ignore and report

>>34928633
>fren
Learn to spell

>>34928590
I'm going to be blunt and I don't mean this as an insult but that may be internet Stockholm syndrome taking hold. Anons are pretty hostile towards you, branch out and find people who care about what you like, it's not healthy doing this trust me.
>>34928603
Seconding that it would be a dead thread, the /tg/ thread is already sort of that.

>>34928633
Yeah, but that kind of feels like it's clouding their free will, isn't it?

>>34928590
It's fine, just go to deviantart and look up "saninaka". They'll be your friends probably.

>>34928561
Like, MGE, on paper, technically DOES appeal to most of my fetishes/things I like (Corruption, TF, handholding, monstergirl, etc)
It's just that the way these things are presented makes me feel icky.

>>34928701
is it because you are afraid of commitment?

>>34928723
No. Not really.

For those who fear being cucked, don't fear. Monsterboys are for straight human women, and Monstergirls are for straight human men

>>34928766
Why don't you fuck off

shitpost central, it seems like today

And the thread turns into literal shithole because retards keep feeding attention seeking schizo. How marvelous

was there like an mg game that got popular on /v/ or what the hell is going on?

>this thread
This is what happens when you turn your back on God

I love my all monstergirl wives!

>>34928593
Simple as.

Don't breed the trolls

>>34928845
Why do you keep posting these in every thread?

>>34928852
because a bunch of faggots are talking offtopic shit so might as well shit the thread up some more

>>34928823
I love my mg wives too anon

Baphos are cute

>>34928862
dangerously based

>>34928863
that ass is amazing and sauce?

>Walk into a bank and talk to the teller about how you want to fuck a girl that's half snake half human
>Tell her about how you find snek tail attractive and how a lamia could give her a better blowjob with her long tongue than she ever could

>>34927917
Sure.

>>34928863
I always wondered, can mgs with huge tails like foxes or ratas lie on their backs??

>>34928799
/tg/ thread is slow due to inactivity, so the resident shitposter came here

>>34928874
I apologize in advance as most of the stuff is well outside my tolerance.
https://twitter.com/futon7979

I will tell Shoggy to drop the maid and "Mastah" thing because she's my wife and I will treat her as my equal.

>>34928903
>https://twitter.com/futon7979
thxs

>>34928896
Isn't it always like that though?

>>34928904
Utterly based

>>34927647
shh don't tell them about the Bionicles
Can't have any dragons or nukis coming over to take my valuables from me

>>34928896
I'm not trying to make anyone mad.
If I was, you'd have a lethal aneurysm.

>>34927736
faint middle-eastern or thick irish

>>34928950
>go to MG thread
>know how they act
>"hey what if *im legally retarded*?"
>people get mad
>"i dont try to make people mad"

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

>>34928871
What a worthless post

>>34928852
I would rather have big Yeti paws in my face rather than see certain posts as of late

>>34927924
Thanks to the wock and chesh who live in the flat above mine, I've grown fond of football. I even join in their chanting from below.
CAM ON WONDERLAND
*BANG BANG*
SCOR SUM FACKIN GOALS
*BANG BANG*

>>34928969
just like yours bugboy

>>34928896
Well yes but the difference is this time mggg told him to fuck off too

>>34928975
Fume

>>34928964
Give me a year, there'll be four

>>34928980
why do you even come here?

>>34928590
I'll tell it to you straight because I agree with this >>34928561 anon, but just go.
Most people don't like you, go and start somewhere anew.

>>34928950
Is that how you killed the /tg/ thread?

>>34928991
Why do you regurgitate buzzwords without actually saying anything of substance?

>>34929005
why do you come here and shit up the thread?

>>34929002
Common misconception, actually. People just kind of ran out of steam.

>>34929012
He who posted it, browned it

>>34928910
Want sauce. Is it more than a single page?

>>34929019
>>34928969

>>34929015
Based

Thank you /jp/ for taking this schizo off our board we wont forget your sacrifice.

>>34929016
no, fuck off

Ice Queen wife won't let go!

>>34928904
>"Is something wrong with the bed, master?"
>"It would be better if I had someone to share it with"

>>34929038
take him back

>>34929051
imagine...

>>34929053
No fuck off you can have him
He is upset with MGE let him be upset in a MGE thread and not in ours

This isn't how the bugboy faggot usually posts. It's a roleplaying faggot. Ignore and report for trolling.

>>34929022
Don't bother. It's one of those short 'oh it would be so funny if elves were rapists I must be a genius for such unconventional thinking!' comics. The "comic" itself is just 2? 3? pages long and because the author is so funny it features mindless slut elves who are implied to "rape" goblins and stuffs

>34928845
>34929051
Is this some kind of 4d chess furry shitposting or am I going schizoid?

>>34929071
Yea, usually he apologizes in between before continuing doing the exact same thing.

>34929081
considering that half the MG have giant paw hands. no

>>34929081
HE just likes big, meaty paws as found on gryphons, manticores and jinkos

>>34928904
I am gonna break Shoggy's mind by telling her she is my "Mistrahss" and I am her butler.

>34929081
>the only people bothering to gatekeep the thread are newfags that eagerly take the lowest effort bait and aren't even aware of MGE's source material
that explains the thread quality lately

>>34929081
See >>34928403

>>34929016
Yeah, they kept steam for like three and a half years and then mysteriously ran out after six months of bug boy posting. Pure coincidence.

biggest awoo

>>34929071
>>34929089
It felt like it was him right up until the point he said he'd miss people if he left 4chan and after that a copycat started posting more aggressively than he does.

>>34929143
Not him.

>>34928688
Freedom is the ability to choose what is right. What is right for Monstergirls (and humans, for that matter) is to fall in love, marry, and have lots of children. Quite frankly, all else in life is incidental.

Although I can understand how hyoer-thirsty Monstergirls can be annoying. Not every MG will be attracted to every man, but every Man and every MG will eventually find someone to love--call it the passive magic of the MG world

even the other fag, what a horrible day

>>34929234
Sounds like you have one too many thread boogeymen anon. Maybe you should relax.

>>34928863
>Playing with your wife's underwear!
>>34929223
She big

>>34929234
It's just one shitposter pretending to be several.

>>34929220
That's not love at all, then.

>>34928465
Yeah, that's hot.

>>34929260
big dragons are best dragons

>>34929306
Cute

>>34929323
>>34929260
I hope you choke and die on your own spit.

What do you call a phantom that is also a monarch?
A drama queen.

>>34928964
Not wearing panty can cause cheshire multiplication.

>>34929234
If enslaved anon and giantessfag were to be the horsemen of the fagapocalypse who would be the other two?

>>34928964
Oh no they're dancing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VIvwh87Z60

>>34929383
>listening to this right as I click your pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UscEO2ITyug&ab_channel=TheHumanLeagueTheHumanLeagueOfficialArtistChannel
perfectly timed

reward your wan

>>34929383
If a monster telss me she plays persona I'm turning 180 degrees and walking right out the door

>>34929064
People call me a schizo, but I'm using basic logic here. If you so much as mildly rattle MGE's hugbox, it all comes apart at the seams.

>>34929412
but why come here and post it then. you dont want to make people mad. but you post shit that you know will make them mad?

little known fact, all automatons have underlying maid protocols.

>>34929417
Look, let me just reword this. I love monstergirls. I really do.
But MGE ruins them for me because it works in a way that triggers almost every possible negative emotion in me. People call it an "Escapist" setting, but I have a hard time believing they could escape when the flaws are so blatant it's hilarious.

Oh god... Again...

>>34929455
So you are here because people here like things you don't like?

>>34929455
You aren't some genius point out this shit to us. We know and don't fucking care. We like it like it is and don't want you to fix it. Nobody wants to hear about your opinions. We want MGE and not you.

>>34929455
>triggers
ok retard

Always remember to bring some Neosporin near your bed since even the most docile of monsters can leave vicious wounds.

>retards still taking the bait
I know it's really hard for you to not type out these epic witty retorts to pwn them, but please just close the thread or sit on your hands instead of shitting things up further

>>34929499
I know. I'm not a genius.

>>34929547
if you dont tell him to fuck of he'll turn this thread into the next /tg/
i also want to be called a dummy by snek

>>34929564
Find a medusa, they're great for that 'baka' feel.

big sweti yeti hugs

>>34929547
God dammit, I want to enjoy monstergirls so badly. But, like I said, MGE soured it in my eyes.

>>34929396
Yeah this syncs up well actually.

>>34929674
does yeti sweti? is that why she in bikini?

>>34929674
Does an Omukade count?

>>34929691
Yeah, I think so.
But I'd be a little disappointed if Yeti can't get sweti.

>>34929686
Then fuck off and let literally every other person just enjoy it and you can have your own headcanon retard.

>>34929707
Cool

>>34929674
I want to politely yet firmly insist that the sweti yeti towel off before hugging me, before immediately getting my face smushed against her chest anyways.

>>34929482
I think I realized it. The word I was looking for was "Selfish."

spider maids

>>34929543
We're trimming her nails before next time.

>>34929777
Adorable. I have a gif of her trying to flip a pancake

>>34929777
remember, implying that copious amounts of spiderwebs aren't part of a clean house is a quick way to get wrapped up by a spider maid.

>>34929803
So do I.

>>34929543
>not putting socks on your wan

>>34929833
There it is.

>>34929815
Don't teach her how to do her job.

>>34929777
are the best maids

>>34929499
Look, all I want to know is if you understand my POV. That's it.

>Dungeon Delving with your Vampire wife!
>Some mamono asked you both to explore an old dungeon
>These pre-demon lord dungeons are sometimes filled with actual dangerous traps
>People argued it was better to just collapse the damn thing
>But you two can safely defuse it while leaving it (mostly) preserved
>Plus your vampire wife loves the adventure, it's just like her older sister Dhampir's stories
>Oh well, you're an undead incubus and she's a vampire, it's as safe as it can get
>Also, you two have become quite proficient at it
>This room for example, you can easily tell it's a classic "narrow corridor with a pressure plate trap" room
>Vampire wife bets you that it triggers some spike trap
>You're pretty sure that's a pressure plate used for hidden darts trap though
>You send a decoy doll to it, and sure enough it gets impaled by spikes from the ground AND pierced by a dart trap from the wall
>You both chuckle, confirm the traps are disarmed and move to the next room
>This one is a locked door on the left with three levers on the wall besides it
>Vampire wife starts complaining how this is terrible dungeon-design, forcing the challenger to brute force it
>She moves to the left lever while you take the right one, since the middle is never the first one
>You pull your lever first, and the lever automatically resets
>Vampire wife pulls her lever, and it stays. Alright, you try your lever again
>A guillotine falls swiftly from the ceiling and cuts cleanly through your forearm
>Dang, this is an actually good trap. The bait with the first reset was genius.
>And that's some high-end blade, it severed your hand right through your mithril gauntlet
>Nothing serious, of course. Just splash some good ol' health potion and you can reattach your hand
>Probably better do it now before vampire wife sees it, she gets really upset when-
>Shit, she's staring at your severed hand on the lever with a look of pure dread
>Tell her you're fine
>She starts casting some magic
>oh boy, here we go
>15minutes later, you're on the middle of what used to be a puzzle room before some high-level vampire magic completely trashed it
>Vampire wife is still lightly sobbing into your neck while you reassure her that you're fine
>Your hand is safely reattached and in headpatting duty
>Too bad for this room, but it was a shit puzzle anyway even if the trap was good
>Wife stop sniffing and now she's nibbling on your chest
>oh boy, here we go x2

>>34929920
I mean, technically it was a good puzzle if it slowed you down that much, even if it wasn't in the way the creator intended.

Who would win a slap-off Jinko or Minotaur?

No claw use allowed.

>>34930004
I believe in mino supremacy so I think it's a close shave but the mino wins.

>>34930004
I think the Jinko has the advantage in speed and mass when it comes to slaps

How did you manage to piss off the lim, anon?

>>34930087
Regular succs are better than lims, there I said it

>>34930004
What's with this weird "rivalry" that keeps getting pushed?

>>34930087
>Popcorn is a dessert.

>>34930087
>Look I only hesitated for a moment when someone said "Lims or bionicles"

>>34930103
>>34930004
It should be Grizzly vs Minotaur

>>34930136
>Bear vs bull
>Bear and bull
>B E A R A N D B U L L

>>34930087
Any monster is better than a Lilim in my eyes.

>>34930087
I told her to her face that she's too intimidating and I don't feel worthy of a lim.

>>34930149
no not this shit again
fuck you ulysses I nuke both everytime

>>34930087
>Your mother went too far

>>34930087
I let slip the forbidden words that rhyme with "Gary Clue".

>>34930087
I didn't give her a kiss when she demanded it.

>>34930149
Grey-mane or Battle-born?

>>34930149
>>34930158
I was thinking more about the stock market. And Tanukis running the fights for money.

>>34930184
Oh, right.
Yeah that too.

>>34930087
Turned her down and went to look for a better girl

>>34929074
>https://hentai2read.com/an_apprentice_sorcerer_encounters_dark_elves_who_are_in_heat_in_the_forest/
>https://hentai2read.com/dark_elf_control/
>https://hentai2read.com/elves_shaker/
>Violated Hero 1
>https://hentai2read.com/elf_twins_control/
>https://hentai2read.com/elf_hunt/
>https://hentai2read.com/even_though_im_supposed_to_be_the_hero_but_these_group_meeting_are_too_much/
>https://hentai2read.com/his_highness_from_the_lost_country/
>https://hentai2read.com/the_elf_village_council_offical_sexual_extraction_manual/
>https://hentai2read.com/the_tale_of_a_shota_bought_by_an_elf_princess/
>https://hentai2read.com/i_was_caught_by_lewd_amazons/
Aww. Well, here's what little I could find that features rapist elves.

>>34930087
Told her I want her sister more.

>>34930087
Tried to get some upskirt shots while on the bus
Wasn't sneaky enough

>>34930158
>Exhausted Grizzly and Mino after playing that DLC
If you use that term they'd probably just groan in irritation rather than smash your pelvis.

>>34930184
>Stock market is just underground pit fights between a minotaur and grizzly.

>>34930177
Whichever one gets me a strong viking amazon waifu

>>34930103
Probably one of the regulars

>>34930177
>Grey-mane or Battle-born?
I read this in his voice and I don't like it.

>>34930248
>Grizzly fighter is stuck in an endless loop of sadness because if she wins millions are miserable and millions are happy when she loses.
Would you save her from this spiral of depression?

>>34930280
Yes.
Because the bears probably retire quite quickly

>>34930248
>Whichever one gets me a strong viking amazon waifu
They both do. Problem is, do you want a staunch traditionalist that's picked up some minor cultural quips from the Imperia City and has the connections and wealth to pamper you, or do you want an ardent, honest hearted (but kinda dumb) nativist, who can really show you the beauty of her homeland?

>>34930103
Eh, don't mind it. Gives some more flavor to the underappreciated girls, kinda like the random greenworm-giant slug rivalry

I wish to obtain multiple little green cocksleeves.

>>34929895
>Missus?

>>34930248
I would enter into the pit fights just for the hell of it

>>34929352
Alp yourself

>>34930312
Latter does sound better, even if it means more work and adventuring to support our daughterus

>>34930087
i said i prefer human women

>>34930354
But Anon, you can't win in the stock pits.

>>34929359
CARLA
>>34929455
Literally what Agent Smith talks about, a person who can't accept a wholesome world made up of cute, sweet-natured, loyal women who just want to settle down and have tons of kids.

Monstergirls are the way women are *supposed* to be, the modern world makes them into what they are.

>>34930395
I'll keep on gettin up until I aint allowed to cause mama didnt raise a quitter

>>34930344
They want you too anon.

>>34929920
THIS is how you do MGE world building although technically I think those traps would have been lewd-ified by DL magic, it's nice to see a non-lewd challenge every once in a while

>>34930418
>All the nukis are whispering and gasping at you fighting.
>One throws her bra at you while shouting 'give her the chair!'

>>34930087
she was too big for smash

>>34930344
>happy kesaran noises

>>34930395
He just needs to follow /biz/'s motto. Buy High Sell Low

>>34930433
Im gonna tell the audience, I am here to fight, win or lose and to give my all. I also was told by mama that I have a hard head, so might as well put it to good usr

>>34930442
>CC nuki changes the stock value to get anon in her debt so he'll have no choice but to marry her
How can mamono be so utterly diabolical?

>>34930410
Jesus fuck, what is your problem.

>>34930410
I can accept that.
MGE isn't that, though.

>>34927600

What happens if I jiggle my pecs at a monster girl?

>>34930510
She says "Ew"

>>34930510
Flexing is asking for a rapin'

>>34930530
How bad tho?

>>34930542
Somewhere between "not at all" and "entirely".

>>34930553
I want to touch the cow and do it now

Why are monstergirl tomboys so rare? You'd think it'd be a match made in heaven.

>>34930542
Depends on the species.

>>34930087
I bought cigs again.

>>34929920
This was a really nice greentext anon
Although they shouldn't delve too deep into ancient dungeons, there's usually more than traps down there after all

>>34930087
Put superglue on her door handle while she was out.

>>34930410
>Monstergirls are the way women are *supposed* to be, the modern world makes them into what they are.

No, hypergamy exists since thousands of years ago. Before the current age women were not like monstergirls, hypergamy was just more suppressed.

>>34930650
To be fair, you can't PROVE neolithic girls weren't 2pure4u nature fairy nymph goddesses that wanted to hold hands and snu snu with only their husbando forever

>>34927600
>meanwhile in a round table meeting amongst Order Knights and Mages
>Background music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jD7fBp_lXI&t=290s

Different Order Knights, Mages and Clergymen are having a rather serious meeting that may or may not have tactical importance. But there may or may not be a monstergirl spy hiding among themselves and or is disguised.

>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Get a random generated monstergirl and tell us what information is she spying for and how is she disguised or hidden? Also if you get a "Big Monstergirl" like a minotaur, Holstaur, Ushi Oni, Dragon or ANY "Big" monstergirl that has a hard time staying subtly hidden or not good for stealth. You're free to retry for a different monstergirl that is better suited for stealth or staying hidden.

>>34930677
Did you get sodomized as a boy? Your obsession with men is getting creepy.

>>34930577
Because they're not submissive and have ambitions, which triggers this entire thread.

>>34930716
No, no, I like this one, it's a good prompt

>>34930716
Yeah. I did childporn. Bunch of fat old men slammed their massive wrinkled cocks in every one of my orifices while I screamed and begged them to stop. Friendly reminder that all pedos deserve the rope. :^) LOL!!!!!!

>>34930736
>which triggers this entire thread
lel

>>34927638
He wrote this short story that was actually kind of cute in a weird way.

>>34930736
Lol, half of this thread wants to become a house-husband to a Mino warrior or business-savy Racoon girl. Stop being a fag.

>>34930490
>MGE isn't that, though.

Why not?

>it's still going
I think this tops the femdom/maledom autism that one time that derailed half the thread. I'm partly at fault for even acknowledging

>>34930761
I don't want to get into it. Look, there's a lot of implications that highly disturb me. I'll just leave it at that

>>34927647
She can't tell everybody my secret if I tell them first
>I like large, intimidating women who boss me around!

I thought enslaved anon wasn't allowed in the /jp/ thread

Enough of this autism--how do I make my new grape snek gf smile like this? We only just started dating recently, I ran into her at the College Library, she was checking out a ton of old tomes, she must be a historian or something...

>>34930793
>highly disturb me
You need to be 18 to post on this website.

>>34930823
Speaking of that autist, I actually read some of his stuff.
>Tfw it kinda sounds a little comfy

What scares monsters?

>>34930758
So half the thread would rather be dead weight and expect the woman to do all the work. It's like communists discussing what they'll do in the communes. There is nothing wrong with being a house husband. Just don't treat it like an easy mode like the women you claim to despise.

>>34930841
She is into architecture. Give her the blueprints to the local Desert Palace and she will the happiest snek in the world.

>>34930770
The one amusing thing about this whole mess is that the older spammer tried to piggyback off the new shitposter who was way more successful in triggering the thread.
>>34930823
Like he gives a shit.

>>34930841
No idea but mine gets pretty happy when I drink whatever potions she gives me and do whatever rituals she wants me to so maybe try that.

Any news from KC? He's been awfully quiet. Tokyo in a State of Emergency

>No cute bapho to follow me to hockey just to watch me
Its rough.

>>34930873
Basically monster girls are a paradigm shift i guess, now woman(monsters) are expected to be the breadwinners idk.

>>34930884
>spoiler
What? Why? How?

>>34930917
What else? Covid

>>34930907
I guess? You can pretty opt out of the rat race at that point if you want to though. Magics nice like that.

>>34930878
>screwed up and gave her blueprints to the Ice Palace
She said it was sweet but I can tell she was disappointed. Ice queens are like frosty pharaohs right?

>>34930950
You really goofed up Anon, sneks are cold blooded. You're going to have to hold onto her over the entire duration of her siege of the Ice Palace. You should apologize to her for preemptively intruding on her personal space.

>>34930878
Well, I dunno much about architecture, but my Uncle was a pretty good artist, he used to show me his architectural sketches and watercolors when I was a kid. Maybe she'll like them?

>>34930883
Hmm, she does spend a lot of time in the kitchen brewing potions, maybe I'll ask her if she needs someone to taste-test her work...

>>34930927
Yeah I get that, but we are at a point COVID will only start a state of emergency if the country manages to be super retarded for 2 weeks or indians spread their variant. Japan isn’t retarded enough for that in spite of killing their laborforce via overwork

>>34930884
Wish we could write him something nice, too many people like him end up depressed and quiting the internet, or worse. He's such a nice guy, wish we could do something for him.

>>34930736

What? A good chunk of the thread want to be protected by a Hellhound. Those that do not, want to be protected and/or turned into a muscle licking machine by a Minotaur or Jinko, and those that do not want to be a househusband by a warrior monster girl or a househusband, or be pampered/protected/househusbanded by a Dragon or Wurm.

>>34930883
It's nice when your snake wife gets interested in mixing drinks. I tried to find that Shirohebi bartender pic, but it's probably new and it won't be in the galleries until Wikifag is back.
>>34930884
I don't know, did he ever say he lives in the area?

>>34931015
To be fair, defeating and warbriding any of those girls, dressing them in harem silks and turning them into submissive love-slaves and concubines sounds just as good.

>>34931054
>>34931015
The true answer is to have an equal partnership with your waifu so you can experience both through the power of roleplay.

>>34931073
variety is the spice of life

>>34930873

Why is being a house husband a dead weight? Some of us just want to be support for our stronger wives, why is this bad? Why is there the perception that unless you become a warrior yourself or strong you are a dead weight?

>>34927600

Holy shit this thread is cursed, what the fuck are you faggots doing?

>>34931073

Thats hard considering my waifu would crush me with like 1-10% of her strenght and would obliterate me with her martial arts skills alone even I was stronger than her.

>>34931145
I'm trying to watch some hockey until the shitshow stops

>>34931145
Some of us just want to enjoy some monstergirls

>>34931151
what's that got to do with love?

>>34931145
When it rains it pours here

>The sign say nothing about the gators not molesting you

>>34931189
That rain is often shit

>>34931011

True, he has stood up for his fanbase and paid the game translation from his pocket.

To be frank, he should look if anyone is willing to animate a series line Ishozuko Reviewers with MGE, I think he would get good money on it.

>>34930716
Clearly this means the schizos here need angel rape to be cleansed of those impurities

>>34931145
Just ignore the above and relax, bro. My mixologist Apophis gf really liked my offer to taste-test some of her drinks, so I'm just chilling and enjoying this delicious purple drink she made. I forgot what she called it, but it tastes awesome, sweet and a little spicy. I might ask her for another after this one!

>>34931145
It's literally like this with every monster girl thread he makes himself known in across 3 different boards.

>Check News
Greenworm Anon...
I'm so sorry...

>>34931151
You know your waifu can love and respect you even if she completely outmatches you in strength and combat skills.

>>34931193
>ALLIGATORS CANNOT BE TAMED (OR SEXUALLY SATISFIED, ONLY TEMPORARILY SATED, THEIR UNHOLY LUST FOR HUMAN BOYS KNOWS NO BOUNDS)

FEEDING (OR GROPING) MAY RESULT IN THEM MISTAKING A HAND FOR A HAND (IN MARRIAGE)

PLEASE REPORT ALL SIGHTINGS TO MGC REPTILE CONTROL AT 1-888-LUV-CROC

>>34931222
What happened to me?

>>34931222
wut?

Milk is the best drink only beaten by water, lactose intolerant anons earn all of my pity

>>34930884
He's busy playing horse gacha.

>>34931245
I wish I could run a holst dairy farm.

>>34931245
Based Il Duce, look at that smile! That's a portrait of a man who has it all, his Nation, his People, and a cowgirl gf with FAT TITS.

VIVE ITALIA

>>34931245
I've both hand-milked cows and don't particularly care for milk.
I suspect cows might strive to milkbreak me.

>>34931198
That's a horrible idea.

>>34930736
That's nice and all but still won't get me my monster tomboys.

>>34927600

>>34931233
Ugh, got mogged by one of these stupid jocks at the gym the other day. I know I'm still a beginner, but it feels bad seeing someone with peak form in great shape while I'm still skinny and weak. Feels like I'll never get there.

How do you deal with not getting discouraged at the gym bros?

>>34931233
https://twitter.com/ericcarle/status/1397686293954506759?s=20

The author of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" passed away this week.

>>34931245
I drink enough milk to drain a holstaur.

>>34931289
Fuck man. That book and the Rainbow Fish were my favorites in preschool. I'll have to draw something in memorium.

>>34931289
i am big sad.

>>34931312
Mike Mulligan and Katie the Snowplow are good ones too.

Sex. With monsters.

>>34931334
N-no! Too lewd!

>>34931054
>defeating and warbriding any of those girls, dressing them in harem silks and turning them into submissive love-slaves
Especially when practically the only thing making her battle bikini or skimpy loincloth outfit or microskirt-length battle dress into a warrior girl outfit is context, and she finds herself already dressed for love-slave duty upon defeat.

>>34931334
do tell

>>34931285
Everyone goes at their own pace. I recommend finding a friend to work out with. I'm sure there are plenty of guys, monster girls, even alps in denial that would love to parter with you.

>>34931273
Don't worry anon we'll fix that attitude right up

>>34931015
That's just it. The monsters are doing that by design. It feels "Fake"

>>34931334
Next time keep that degenerate shit in /d/, enjoy the vacation kiddo

I have never tasted beef tongue, I need a Minotaur that will let me taste hers.

>>34931289
>Greenworms come from that book
Another one?

>>34931334
Hey, I draw that

>>34931245
I drink milk as well, Fucking the best

>>34931419
>hey babe drink this coffee
>but sweetie it's piping hot
>yeah but I just need to know

>>34931421
Another what?

best non cow type monster girl to milk?

>>34931471
Baphomet

This is a reminder that slimes deserve nothing.

>>34931327
>Sad mweh

>>34931484
delete this

>>34931471

>>34931484
but all your love

How do I deal with a sleep sex kunoichi? She only "assassinates" me when I'm sleeping and I, at best, get wet dreams, I really wanna be awake for it but every time I assault her she just flash bombs me and disappears

>>34931471
demon, apsara, sandworm

>>34931498
take anti viagra before you sleep

>>34931498
Just give her the Nightmare treatment.

>>34931491
>greenworms playing amazing grace with bagpipes

>>34931471
Lamia, because you can bite on her nipples and squirt the milk into your mouth while asking why she has such big fat milk stacks when she lays eggs.

>>34931513
Now I need Greenworm anon to draw a Greenie dressed as Big Boss solemly saluting the viewer

>>34931504
aint sandworm just white salvia?

>>34931527
For her husband, obviously

>>34931484
>Mom found the slime jar

>kneel down, boy

>>34931555
not the slime shoebox?

>>34931145
Chilling listening to Metallica and dreaming of foxes.

>>34931334
>>34931349
>>34931436
Filthy sinners

>>34931589
If to sin is to feel good and makes others feel good as well, then I am the biggest sinner of all

>>34931579
Retard

>>34931484
Nobody deserves anything. We are all meaningless puppets in the cosmic dance of fate. What's the best monster for helping a worthless guy like me out of an existential depressive phase?

>>34931552
Dunno. It's more to sate my curiosity than any particular affectation to sandworms.

I am going to the biggest, scariest looking monster girl I can find and say can you be my mommy?

>>34931603
The easy answer is bogey, but I think a salamander or lizard could take your mind off of that for a while.

>>34931579
she big

>Get chosen to go on a quest by giantess goddess
>Every time you level up you get a little bigger
>By the time you are done you've grown to her size, and she reveals she just wanted to level-max you so she could claim you as her husband
>Mfw still a few inches shorter than her

>>34931603
Paging Dr. Flaya

>>34931646
just had the image of very short shortstack sallys coming in a waagh after some poor soul