/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Post your 5 favorite monsters right now.

>>34915430
>WURM
>Bunyip
>Bogey
>Jinko
>Minotaur

>>34915430
Baphomet, Familiar, Nekomata, Dark Elf, Manticore. In that order.

>>34915430
Jinko, Bogey, Yeti, Shoggoth, Werebat

choose your bud_

>>34915391
>Going belt shopping with bat-chan

>>34915430
>Dragon
>Dragon but Japanese
>Dragon but kinda dumb
>Dragon but a complete pervert
>Dragon but she's been dead for a while

>>34915391
>tfw no Werebat gf to upside-down spider-man kiss with

>>34915430
Bipedal Whitehorn is a super cutie

>>34915430
>Jinko
>Cheshire
>Kiki
>Salamander
>holstaur

Does anyone have the source on this godly creature?

>>34915499
What about Tsunderer dragon?

>>34915430
Troll
Orc
Kakuen
Mucus Toad
Minotaur

>>34915310
how does your wife react when she finds out that you don't find big chungus funny?

>>34915430
Pslime
Shoggoth
Manticore
Nachos
Zap Weasel/Automaton/Flower/Mucus Toad.

>>34915488
>"I heard your fridge was empty and--"

>>34915530
Yes, that's a picture of me and my wife on our first date. So cute how small she was back then!

>>34915552
Based fellow Nacha appreciator. I hope she stays spirited and a little willful even after a week or so in the wife bag...

>>34915430
Amazon
Green Orc
Oni
Ogre
High Orc

>>34915199

>>34888587
>>34888716

>>34915536
She's number 6, right ahead of I'm not sure she's even a dragon but I guess I shouldn't complain.

>>34915530
God I wish that were me

>>34915430
Nice try squirrel.

I don’t want to bring the autistic faggot back, but the idea of fairy sized gargoyles from things like scale models, hood ornaments, or figurines would be neat.

>>34915562
Why is she wearing clothes, I have a strict no clothes rules in my house.
Also how did she know my fridge was empty?

>>34915503
Does Bat-chan like the Sam Raimi Spiderman trilogy?

>>34915530
Kantai collection.

>>34915587
Mmm, I do love Gulf Shrimp Imagine licking tartar sauce of her tummy

>>34915584
Musclefags need to come over and have a beer anytime, you guys are cool

If I wanted a monster girl that looked like this, should I go for an ignis or a lava golem?

Alright hear me out on this. Wurm amusement park. A park by wurms for wurms. All wurms need a safe space to be themselves and not have tricky humans and monsters taking advantage of them. It will have all their favorite activities. Just need funding, unless one who stumbled upon some gems would find it interesting.

>>34915595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nETCjdkRtRw

Gazer

>>34915585
The Anon responding to the first post was clearly confused, he knew something was up but didn't recognize the song and didn't think to google it.
>>34915643
Lava Golem should be closer with the color scheme, she might be able to form the horns too.

>>34915530
>that animation by Film13
good shit

>>34915643
Honestly Sally would work fine too.

>>34915672
nice

>>34915672
Geiza :)

>>34915662
Now that last bit got me thinking of a Black Panther party-type Wurm who wears a cute beret and talks about how the other Lizards keep her people DOWN, and how they need their own space to thrive (preferably a large human settlement to tunnel under and snatch teenage boys at will)

>>34915672
Absolutely based

>>34915688
A world where horny teenage boys can drown in as many massive wurm honkers and big meaty wurm tails as he can handle. Bliss.

>>34915676
LIIIIINK

>>34915672
Good Geiza

wheres the best place for a breast mole?

>>34915430
Demon
Pharaoh
Kejourou
Manticore
Arch Succubus

>>34915753
On the tip of the nipple itself

>>34915753
I don't like them

I want an angel to punish me

>>34915783
sorry for your lack of taste but to each their own

>>34915792
Based

>>34915643
Ignis are known for the whole fire hair thing, but I think a lava golem could do it too. Combine that with the fact that they're a magic material girl and you could probably sculpt one into looking pretty close to the girl in your pic.

I wish KC’s monsters looked a bit more intimidating, i like when monsters looks as scary as they do cute/sexy.

>>34915581
She does! Although her unique nature leads to her have some very bipolar attitudes. So i can never tell when she will snap and return to bitch mode.

>>34915792
I want an angel to punish me for going down a path that leads to corruption, only to drag her down with me during the punishment.

How would a kiki or shog respond to a master that treats them like a normal employee. Tells them they can take time off if they want, they get a 401K, sick days, etc?

This is the best Gazer art, perfectly captures the appeal of "small girl has proportionally huge hips and ass, but she's still small compared to you and your cock"

http://imgbox.com/jxQZ3cYe

>>34915828
Bitch, angel rape can last even thousands of decades. No way in hell your sinful mind can outlast this to corrupt them

Do you think I could get an Inkling monster girl by finding a Kraken and having her form a covenant with an Undine?

>>34915846
What even happens when the rape is over?

>>34915594
Not all sqrls are information brokers, you know.

>>34915430
Fuck it, I'll post em all, in order left to right of course.

>>34915895
>skeeters
And closed the image

>>34915837
Confused she is getting paid in something other than semen?

Maybe offended that he thinks her loyalty is economic rather than love?

>>34915912
>buzzes in your general vicinity
they're cute and that's what matters

most erotic outfit for mom bod monsters?

>>34915963
You already know

>>34915880
Some of the angels say stuff like gladly welcoming you as a pious man of faith and rewarding you for that, provided your mind won't break by the end of the punishment. Others just leave you be after the ''humiliation'' you suffered

>>34915953
I wanna bounce a petite mosquito's cute bug button my lap while her sisters tease me and nibble me all over

>>34915963
Abess nun outfit
Queen
Head maid

>>34915977
that reminds me there is a doujin dedicated to a fat ass in jeans with no fucking whatsoever

>>34915430
Centaurs would be way better like this.

>>34915895
>greenworm
They have been considered

>>34916007
Fat ass in jeans is a dangerous combination that's why

>>34916034
very much so, second only to curvy bodies in a very short dress and no panties

>>34916007
Happen to have a name of the doujin sounds interesting

>>34915430
>Automaton
>Titania
>Apophis
>Demon
>Sylph

>>34915895
>mosquito and giant slug that high
I'm convinced this is a cheshire's shitpost

>>34916028
Perhaps they have.

>>34916081
a story of a senior part-timer

>>34915991
Angels must be real bored then

>>34915977
>That file name
Anon I swear to god I laffed

>>34916099
Maid for battle.

>>34916085
Anon I want to pipe the living daylights out of a girl with a full caterpillar body and a human head more than anything in the world, you could say I'm not quite normal compared to most.

>>34915709
Just look up Seaport hime and webm on Gelbooru.

>>34916104
Angels have to watch the waking fantasy world filled with horny monsters raping and converting whatever decent adventurer they have, fledgling hero, boys with heroic potential, courageous lovable fools and even the useless cowards every hour of their extremely long life. There is no creature as sexually frustrated as an angel.

>>34915430
Vampire
Dark Mage
Amazon
Pharaoh
Apophis

>>34915846
Corruption isn't a war of attrition. All it would take to corrupt an angel that punishes people with rape is a little change in their mindset.

>>34915430
Gazer
>Power Gap
Rata
Bapho
Gremlin
Succ

>>34916111
I believe she's just a janitor, she can't even hold the broom properly.

>>34916034
>>34916053
The most dangerous combination is fat loli ass in a very short dress and no panties, or very lewd panties.

>>34916248
I am sorry but I need both curves

>>34916176
Not sure about a power gap, but Geiza has a thigh gap for sure

Impregnate monster girls. That is all.

>>34916034
There's something compelling about clothes being stressed to their breaking point.
Imagine being teased by a smug monster shaking their bra at you, only for them to lose their composure when the strap snaps and they sag.

>>34916248
loli in lingerie is based

>>34916285
Geizah

>>34916308
Yup, I just love that. Think of very haughty dragon who says she is still in the samr as before trying a dress from when she was 15 and now she is 3000 years old

>>34915391

>>34915895
This is not okay.

>>34916294
I mean, did you think I wouldn't?
That's my number one thread approved fetish

>>34916328
>Geizrrr grrrl punk rock gf

I wish to increase the number of dragons in the world
There is one dragon nearby who says she will help me do this, but won't explain how. All she will tell me is I have to go with her somewhere

>On the run from lolis
>Trying to move around unseen at night on your way to a new hiding place
>A cop car pulls up and the spotlight gets shone right in your face so you can't see the cops
>A woman's voice asks you what you're doing out so late
>You say that you're just heading home and that you've had a long day
>"Oh, is that so? Alright onii-chan, come over here and tell me all about it"
>Your eyes go wide
>"...FUCK, RUSH HIM!"

>>34916396
Write the only cups I hold are DDs and up on your forehead

>>34915430
>dragon zombie
>shaggoth
>demon
>mershark
>automaton
>>34916393
but anon you must do your part in reducing the number of lonely dragon zombies in the world

>>34915430
>Kraken
>Hellhound
>White-Horn
>Succubus
>Soldier Beetle
>Arachne
>Manticore
>Zombie/Wight
>Greenworm/Papillon
>Lilim
Top ten in no particular order. But I’m a manwhore who’ll pretty much take any MG who loves me for the train wreck of a human being I am.

>>34915430
>Ryu
>Jabberwock
>Pharaoh
>Vampire
>Baphomet

>>34915963
Their old high school uniform.
Then I come in wearing a track outfit and we play “the PE teacher and the delinquent in the equipment room”.

>>34915675
of the ones I remember

>>/jp/thread/S34221126#p34233057
>>/jp/thread/S25762190#p25769129
>>/jp/thread/S18180872#p18182740
>>/jp/thread/S34287239#p34299568
>>/jp/thread/S20915036#p20920682
>>/jp/thread/S32517713#p32531303
>>/jp/thread/S33472211#p33477306
>>/jp/thread/S32594021#p32618133
>>/jp/thread/S20306412#p20307471
>>/jp/thread/S22054543#p22058642
>>/jp/thread/S34370894#p34373922
>>/jp/thread/S32142050#p32163068
>>/jp/thread/S29520696#p29557705
>>/jp/thread/S22783409#p22783836
>>/jp/thread/S24205241#p24217343
>>/jp/thread/S19998398#p20003838
>>/jp/thread/S24403817#p24440401
>>/jp/thread/S27929481#p27967674
>>/jp/thread/S22783409#p22785356
>>/jp/thread/S21099201#p21103168
>>/jp/thread/S21453216#p21461751
>>/jp/thread/S20563540#p20570394
>>/jp/thread/S21255115#p21259582
>>/jp/thread/S27829506#p27874718
>>/jp/thread/S32142050#p32171821
>>/jp/thread/S13134097#p13134401

>>34915530
She's one of those Abyssals from KanColle.

>>34916441
I need a chubby, bottom heavy bapho.

>>34916442
Fuking nice, only above putting them in a magical girl outfit and making them recite the lines while you play the villain

>>34916461
Does she also eat a lot of sweets and makes you do all the housework around the place until you get so fed up with it and hatefuck her on the couch while she’s screaming about missing her cartoons and not pulling out?

>>34916461
Aren't they like by default?

>>34916314
True, imagine this with matching thighhighs and garterbelt.

>>34916486
Bottom heavy?
Probably.
Chubby?
No

>>34916484
She eats a lot of sweets and lazes about but she also plays vidya/games or lets me watch her while proneboning her.

She also hires some girls at her sabbath to clean the place and wear cute maid outfits while instructing them on 'proper' behavior a maid should have

>>34916361
What's wrong about it?

>>34915430
>Kraken
>Sandworm
>Liliraune
>Mershark
>White Horn

>>34916479
What if you find out your chubby CC Oni neighbor used to play the green Oni in The Oni Squad?

>>34916505
Then its morphin time

>>34915430
fuck i'm late
>Kitsune
>Kiki
>Creeping Coin
>Nurarihyon
>cursed_weapon

Nothing wrong with a bit of chubby

IMAGINE

>>34916505
I ask her what it was like to work on the show.

>>34916530
Be careful.
She may be weak to your teasing here but in bed she's going to take it out on you.

>>34916503
There's nothing wrong, it's just not okay.

>>34916530
I see chub, I got to molest the chub throughly

>>34916533
2m doesn't really inspire me

>>34916562

>>34916533
This but an elegant fox.

>>34916571
That ain't an elegant fox no more, that would be one foxy mama

Consider Ushis

>>34916446
>>>/jp/thread/S33472211#p33477306
That one I did recognize, and so did the other Anon.
>>>/jp/thread/S24205241#p24217343
That one is obvious, only nobody responded.
>>>/jp/thread/S20306412#p20307471
>>>/jp/thread/S22054543#p22058642
>>>/jp/thread/S24403817#p24440401
I wouldn't have guessed these are quotes, could as well be Anons writing stuff they felt like.
The rest I would assume to just be references I don't recognize. I'm clueless about music, I suppose other Anons are too.

>>34915391

>>34916571
There needs to be more strong foxes.

>>34916597
i do. a lot

Help, I just called the princpal of my school mom and the look on her face is scaring me

>The day to visit your Ryu Mother-in-law has come.
>She says she has something special to show you.
>It´s your girlfriend´s eggshell, joined back together with gold lacquer.
>She becomes more embarassed than monsterly possible.
>And you do too when your Mother-in-law tells you she believes the day you will have one like this is soon to come.
>Mother-in-law even starts to give you tips as she shows you her whole collection.
>Highly detailed accounts on how she made each and every one of them.
>All concluding when you are guided to the deepest part of the shrine, where Father-in-law tends to the newest, yet unhatched ones.
>And you thought Dragons were an Endangered Species...

Around penguins... I've got nothing just be careful around penguins

>>34916635
Go visit the penguins.

>>34916635
Around a Penguin, stick it in.

>>34916616
Good.

>>34916656
Love the file name, man

>>34916597
I want to make an ushi go "moo" when I fuck her.

>>34916533
Never let onis near young boys

>>34916681
I will do as such right now and hug the legs of the nearest oni

>>34916673
she does blend seamlessly into a line of cows.

>>34915430
Apophis
Dragon Zombie
High Orc
Ghoul
Pharaoh

What monsters would be coomers that you wouldn't expect?

>>34915631
Thanks but the only thing I drink is water

>>34914639
>Likely the only bad outcome possible in MGE,

The only truly bad outcome in MGE is Eros's Curse. The only thing that can possibly make MGs reject you. Even if you are a scum beyond redemption you can get loved by MGs if you get reformed. There is no way out unless the curse gets lifted or broken.

>>34915391

Are there any male deities?

>>34915391
Touch fluffy ears.

>>34916681
Well too be fair she specifically looks older and much more like a grizzled warrior hag who ran into some cute boy in the woods and immediately tackled him.

>>34916800
Is this a bad or a good thing

>>34916810
Yes.

>>34916681
Why is she licking him?

>>34916505
Based, I loved Mighty Morphin' Oni Squad as a kid

>>34916673
Instructions unclear, got spider hisses instead

>>34916824
He got some ice cream on his cheek

How about we talk about some underrepresented monstergirls, how do you guys feel about the Grizzly?

>>34916824
To mark her territory

>>34915643
I know this is a late response but a monster girl doesn't need to have a profile for you to waifu it. Just enjoy the monster for what she is rather than trying to go through all the bullshit to try and connect her to MGE.

>>34916842
Spider hisses are fixed with spider kisses
>>34916753
Based, alcohol kills gainz anyway

You know what I want to see, a role reversal where as the loli seduces a man to be her plaything, I want to see a shota do it to a large monster girl

Gotta watch out for those lasses with crazy hair.

>>34916889
That's double heresy

>>34915676
I prefer the game.

>>34916940
How, I want a shota to goad and seduce a large monster girl and be a power bottom

How often would monsters lure in a guy by asking for a favor or pretending they need help? Are you one of those innocent men who get tricked by devious monsters when you only wanted to help?

Its a well known fact that monster girl nobles are weak to anons with adventuring or mercenary backgrounds.

>>34915391

>>34916547
What is not okay then?

>>34916985
Too flat

>>34916851
I like them
The honey is questionable

>>34917008
Deceptive foxes

What species make the best old hags? Do you like old hags? How about those mythical lolibabas?

>>34916985
I would totally fall for stuff like that.
Even if I had a Bicorn "friend" nearby making it happen to me several times I'd still fall for it, because there's always a slim chance they might actually need help.

>>34917036
Foxes, dragons, vamps, and other noble monster girls make great hags. Onisnandnthers that are wild make good hags as well. My dick is for hags

>>34917011
Isn't the one on the right supposed to be a wolf?

do monsters interact with each other significantly different than with human males?

>>34917026
i want to be crushed under a pile of oni

>>34917036
30 isn't old, 40 on the other hand...

>>34917103
A pile of oni or a pile of onis?

>>34917036
Need sauce

>>34917036
How about a old hag that actually looks old and worn from years of experience

>>34915391

>>34917127
Onis, the more the merrier, MAXIMUM ONI.

>>34917127
Yes.

I will slap the ass of the oldest fox in the shrine

>>34917198
>Target acquired
>Anon moves in
>Begin the slap
>Ends up tangled in mofu halfway through the swing
>Carried off to the private quarters for some old fashioned "punishment"

>>34917163
You're a brave man, and since both you and your pelvis are going to disappear we will make sure to remember you.

>>34917233
Based.

>>34916851
Grizzly is pretty fun, I like that it has beast traits without some of the turnoff gimmicks of other beastgirls. My favorite underrepresented MG is Sylph, they're so fun but not really talked about very much. We need a Sylph Anon to shill for them.

>Evil overlord holst wants to drown the world in milk

>>34917282
>Total global lactation

>>34915530
>take seaport's grabbers off
>use them to molest her

>>34917282
>but her Farmer Anon won't let her

>>34917258
There is some amusement in that air magics main utility is disrobing all but the most specifically enchanted of equipment.

>>34917325
>party of female adventurers disrobed by a gust of wind
>the only things that remain are their necklaces, braclets, etc that are magically charged

>>34915530
I don't know much about the boats, but isn't she from the evil faction? Is this a good end or a bad end? Because my brain says bad, but my boner....

>>34916851
>how do you guys feel about the Grizzly?
https://youtu.be/nmd0j-W0Iws

>>34917303
Imagine if every monster girl miraculously started lactating 1 day of the year, like some sort of holiday. I'm going to suck a loli bapho's breast buds dry.

>>34917416
Holstmas, the day where the milk is drunk

>>34917416
>"I drown in a sea of wolf milk..."

>>34917416
Also wouldnt take too long 5 secs at most for a loli bapho

>>34916446
>>>/jp/thread/S13134097#p13134401
Wow you guys didn't take the caith sith profile well

>>34917454
shocking.

>>34917447
Mamonomana makes her reserves virtually limitless while still being smol, I just like the idea of her strained huffing amd eeping while I nibble on her loli nipples

>>34917463
True but think of how pissed she would get at the fact that she is just like those cows she hates

>>34917246
It is worth it no matter the price.

>>34916176
haha gay sir.

Will i get stopped by the MG police for not wearing a shirt when not on a beach

Hiya anon! What are you working on today? I guarantee it'll be good~

>>34917528
>sir you need to put a shirt on
>lady this is a bathhouse
>I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

>>34917530
Ganbare!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, enjoy the sounds of a summer rainstorm at night.

>>34917530
>today
I'm going to bed.
Also, I haven't been nearly as productive this week as you said I could be. Forgive me, art fairy.

>>34917615
>summer rainstorm outside
>in bed cuddled up in the blankets with my greenworm
>relaxing with her in my arms, falling asleep to the relaxing sound of the rain and her breathing
absolute bliss

>>34917696
You are just resting your hands anon! When you do get to it, the results will be better than you could eveb imagine!

>>34917715
>mob face
Why does this stupid fucking face excite me so damn much?

>>34917696

>>34917712
Everyone talks about the lewds.
But the comfy of MGE is where its at

>>34917768
Very true, cause at the end of the day. We all want someone to love

>>34917768
>snuggle up with big dragon wife on the couch with our favorite drinks and snacks while we watch movies
Comf!

>>34915391

>>34917838
Maximum comf.
And that's why I enjoy softer ones as well.

What's a fun way to bait monsters online?
Hardmode: It cannot involve letting them know you're male or taking a picture or yourself
>posting otherwise normal rooms with subtle stains on /maid/
>Imagine being over age xyz and not having a husband. It's basically over for you lol
>Just writing their species name in greentext with no additional information
>hinezumi
>dragons

>>34917530
I'm practicing so I can draw more monstergirl lewds

>>34917768
>movie night with Titania and all the fairies from her kingdom
>they just watch ‘Labyrinth’ for the thousandth time and sing the songs into the night
>you always get outvoted too when you suggest watching a new movie

>>34917921
>play video games online with MGs
>talk up my little brother
>how he’s smart and cool and is just a great person overall and how I’m genuinely happy that he’s my lil bro
>the most desperate ones find out where I live and the fact that I don’t even have a brother I’m an only child

>>34917921
Post address.

>>34917927
Thats why you gotta show them a new movie they may like.

>>34917921
Go on 4monsters /k/ and say swords are shit and magic is for lesbos

>>34917956
>dark knights furiously typing
>"Listen here you little shit. I have over 300 confirmed monsterizations..."

>>34917921
Post an empty bed and say wish you were here

>>34917921
bunyips probably don't feel that good to hug

>>34917978
>says she's a knight
>wears bikini armour
>lmaoing at your life

>>34917921
Say I would fuck an alp before any other monster girl

>>34917978
Yah, but we aint savages anymore

>>34918004
>>letting them know you're male
It's too easy

>>34918020
What,they gonna rape me. Get real these losers dont even know how to talk to the cashier without sperging out. How they gonna rape me

>>34917921
>Yeah, monsters may be able to provide men with inhuman pleasures, but do you know what they can't provide? A son.

>>34917942
>Thats why you gotta show them a new movie they may like.
Easier said than done, especially when you get outvoted 500 to 1 on the movie choice. Even when I keep Labyrinth off the list it still wins.

>>34917127
Both.

>>34918054
They don't like Princess Bride? Surely your Titania waifu could outvote the other 498..

>>34918004
>bunch of alps start defending your statement

>>34918041
This

>>34917921
Imagine a male marrying a Gazer of all monsters. Their tiny body could snap under the slightest hug, gross pale skin and black goop that no one knows what it's made of. The obvious negative being all of their nasty eyes, who needs that many? Gazers are the worst. They're MEAN and ARROGANT.

>>34918103
but eye beams tho

>>34917530
I finished working on sprites for my game. Now I'm programming stuff in my game. I'm stressed because nothing's functioning exactly like I wanted.

What's your wife's opinion on mating press and amazon press? My wife is in the middle of the press/be pressed spectrum.

>>34918123
yes

>>34918123
>What you attempt and Where you end up

Who wants to help free the monster slaves?

>>34918142
Okay but which one is spartacus?

>>34917927
>tomboy titania punches you lightly in the shoulder when you look at Jcon or the Bowie bulge for too long

>>34918160
Maybe someone who has their head and doesnt conform to human masters, like a dark elf or gremlin.

>>34918136
Even strong monsters like to have their ankles behind their ears sometimes. Rough mating is for everyone, after all.

>>34917712
how does one cuddle one with all the spiky bits

>>34918219
They're not sharp, more like smooth nubs

>>34917921
They are all about pleasure and sex, so I think the best method would be to target those.
>Sex is one of the least satisfying pleasures a man can indulge in
>Self improvement and the satisfaction of achieving goals will only be hindered by a monster's constant desire for sex
>Pleasure as a reward is what keeps men going, monsters having sex with men when they haven't achieved anything will only kill their ambitions and leave them feeling hollow

How to annoy a monster in a way that wont lead to sexy time?

>>34918305
Silent treatment.

>>34918323
but shes going to try to make you moan

>>34918305
Annoy from outside of grabbing reach
>>34918323
>Thinking they won't take it as a challenge to see how long it takes for them to make you moan/end up screaming their name

>>34917921
>you're not a real x, you're just an alp with delusions of grandeur

>>34918393
>you will never be a waifu

>>34918402
>you will never be a wife

>>34918305
Move an anubis stuff around when she's not looking.

My waifu has a bit if a habit of trying to get me so calm and relaxed that I space out and can't tell what's going on.
She particularly likes my look of confusion and sudden realization when I come to my senses while I...come inside.
Then she shushes me back into a stupor, while all I can think about is her.

That's just how she is. Kind and loving, in a twisted and impish way.

>>34917921
>going on /wonderland/ and asking them to explain their jokes as you don't understand them

>>34918338
>>34918341
>moaning from pleasure
You anons watch to much porn. Why the fuck would sex make someone scream and moan like a retard? Just keep your mouth shut like a normal person.

>>34917985
You just ruined some poor fluffy snake's night. I hope you're happy.

>>34918481
>He’s never had sex so good you both moan
I’m sorry

I think i would prefer a world population where human men are a very very very small minority.

Go back to sleep, human.

>>34918635
Only if you stop staring at me with those big ole eyes.

>>34918635
Can't sleep. Rata will take pictures.

Can't sleep. Rata will take pictures.

>>34918523
>He's never had sex
Fixed that for you, friend.

>>34918481
>>34918523
Imagine a kuudere lich and equally kuudere husband going at it, describing their enjoyment in the most clinical of terms. But they both have heart pupils

>>34918599
I don’t, 4 men to 5 females would still to lead to millions of single MGs.

>>34918238
I guess she could also put on a fluffy sweater or something

Fat fucking squirrels.
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1361080301246701570

>tfw no tomboy monster to call you dude, bro, boss, chief, champ, etc.

>>34918829
>see her standing outside your window holding a sign that says "sixteen babies"

You have to impregnate all of the orcs.

>>34918849
W-we can space that out a bit, right?
If so, I acquiesce to her demands.

>>34918829
Why's that squirrel so fat?

>>34918864
Deal. Who's getting the first litter of piglets?

>>34918837
>tomboy demon calls you chief and wants you to sign a contract
>sign it without a second word and ask her when she wants to play vidya

>>34918911
>She never went in for that contract stuff so she doesn't know what's in it either

>>34918879
To make more squirrels.

>>34918911
>teleports you to a literal library of games
>in the center is a sofa, mini fridge and small snack bar in front of an enormous screen with top-of-the-line stereo
>she plops down on one side of the sofa and pats the seemingly unused side that has a cushion labelled "P2"

>>34918988
I hope she's got plenty of gatorade for the play wrestling we're surely going to be locked in

>>34918922
>mutally surprised when it comes time for frilly dress friday

Which monster girl is the scariest biter?

>>34918922
Huh. It says here you're supposed to sit on my face for no less than two hours a day.

>>34919036
mershark

>>34919021
Anon, you can't put tomboy monsters in frilly dresses. They'll be too cute.

What is the most effective way to attract a Hellhound?

>>34919159
Step 1: Be anywhere near them.
See >>34913052

Bringing meat wouldn't hurt though.

so hellhounds wont go after a guy who brandishes a weapon and tries to act tough.

>>34919112
Fat chests

Incredibly ancient and powerful demons who are completely inept at getting men.
>"Hello, my name is Mammon, but you can call me "mommy'...Was that weird? That was weird, right? Please don't leave. This is my first time on a date. "

>>34919183
Unless they believe he is in fact just acting.

>>34919192
good thing anon is equally inept.

>>34919198
got to fake it till you make it.

If monsters are so great, why is getting fucked by one commonly referred to as a "bad end"?

>>34919198
Woah! She's big!

>>34919204
>"You can call me 'mommy'."
>"Y-you too."
>both of them are ready to die of embarrassment

>>34919236
Imagine being sandwiched between her and big beef here.

>>34919228
usually cause that means they fail and can never accomplish whatever goal they had in the story as your trapped in their embrace forever.

>>34919238
Man the sex is either reality breaking or a utter mess

>>34919260
Utter mess first times are adorable and something to fondly look back on once they've become reality breaking.

>>34919254
What a horrible fate, truly I cannot think of anything worse

Reminder that the best kind of monster are titty monsters.

>>34919369
Needs more monster.

Please share your pictures of Shoggoths, Kikimoroas, Centaurs and any kind of harpy.

>>34919369
nah man big booty monsters is what i crave.

I once wrote a greentext that someone liked enough to put in a pastebin. I cleaned it up from a greentext to a story and added an unfinished piece after it to create the beginnings of a collection of little stories.

https://pastebin.com/Pg9BUHuK

So what if a guy starts hitting on the monster girl cashier in MGC?

>>34919526
I'm not even supposed to be here today

>>34919526
you get a personall tour of the storage area

>>34919526
>Sir, this is a Wendi's.

>>34919554
>I know
>That's why I'm here

While holstaurs make look weak and helpless, that couldn't be further from the truth. They're a subspecies of minotaur, and they're just as strong as a regular minotaur

>>34919594
I've been reading House of Leaves and I'm not mentally equipped to deal with Minotaurs.

>>34919609
Why is that?

>>34919678
Well first you start dating one and the next thing you know your house is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside and there's a staircase in your closet that goes down for three days

>>34919696
Anon, I think you need to lie down and get some rest. Have a bit of holst milk too to calm you down

>if you want these back you'll have to make out with me

>>34919841
And then I start sobbing and tearfully begging for them back.

>>34919841
>breaks horn
>cuts tail
I'll be taking those back now.

>>34919841
What if I make out with her pussy instead?

>>34919841
Ma'am, if you wanted to kiss, all you had to do was ask.

I wonder what slang teen succubi would have and how it would look when they try to hit on a guy older than them.
Or a CC undead trying to learn said slang to try and use it to hit on guys.

Are cake demons better at their job than younger ones or are they just more desperate?

>>34915391
Monstergirls with pretty feminine femboy trap husband's or boyfriends. But not only that. Monstergirl daughters along with Incubus sons who's dad is a girly femboy trap.

While it's clear monstergirls are more than fine, okay and willing to have a husband or boyfriend who is a femboy trap. But how would monstergirl daughters and incubi sons conceived and born from monstergirl mother's and human dads fare and feel about having a pretty and feminine femboy trap dad? Would it essentially be:

>Monstergirl daughter:" My dad is a really pretty model. He's just as beautiful and pretty as my mommy, wears matching dresses, plays dress up and house with me. And he looks really cool and beautiful with makeup on."

>Incubus son: "Yeah, so what if my dad is girly, wears dresses and makeup like my mom and even sounds girly? He may look girly and as slim as a human girly, but he can bench press a hundred pounds! My mom is a Hellhound after all!"

>>34920571
Both, they are extremely good at their jobs to compensate for how desperate and thirsty they are.

>>34920571
They're better at hiding stuff in the fine print in their contracts. Subtle stuff like
>I'm allowed to milk your dick after you milked my breasts

If she's not a worm, she's a thot

>>34920637
Do you think demons laminate the contracts their husbands sign so it always looks nice?

Lady trouble.

>>34917921
>your tits aren't big enough to crush men with, ngmi

>>34920791
[angry Sabbath noises]

>>34920871
>imagine being 1000 year old, but you're not even 140cm tall

>>34918849
That chest looks ready to swallow me up.

>>34917462
>>34917454
What was the problem it's not like she had a snout.

>>34915430
My wife >
Hellhound = Cheshire cat = shoggoth = demon

>>34918829
>Fat fucking squirrels
Found out the other day what marvel did to squirrel girl ...

>>34921573
>what was the problem
Literal fucking furshit

>>34916635
Kf is dead

>>34916479
>mg mg

>>34916446
I've had better luck people recognizing alpha centuri quotes , though I've once carried a conversation with just quotes with the guy none the wiser.

>>34916314
I disagree

I'm gonna invite a Wight to a tea party, and then serve her coffee.

>>34915914
I will pay them in pencil shavings.

>>34921676
I wish I remembered Alpha Centauri quotes, other than
>WE MUST DISSENT
and
>Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.

>>34921603
But isn't that only a problem with a snout?

>meanwhile in a round table meeting amongst Order Knights and Mages
>Background music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jD7fBp_lXI&t=290s

Different Order Knights, Mages and Clergymen are having a rather serious meeting that may or may not have tactical importance. But there may or may not be a monstergirl spy hiding among themselves and or is disguised.

>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Get a random generated monstergirl and tell us what information is she spying for and how is she disguised or hidden? Also if you get a "Big Monstergirl" like a minotaur, Holstaur, Ushi Oni, Dragon or ANY "Big" monstergirl that has a hard time staying subtly hidden or not good for stealth. You're free to retry for a different monstergirl that is better suited for stealth or staying hidden.

>>34917921
If you are under 100 years old, you are baby and should wait cause no man wants you. Men want old hags

I miss Aya...

>>34919469
First one sounds like a good outline for a 1st person story.

>>34921644
That is an old hag, that is what makes it so good

>>34921687
I disagree with your disagreement

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/43765758

>>34921827
What kind of mahou should transformations would mgs have?

>>34917142
That is gross

>>34916608
It's the best when they are embarrassed about it.

>>34917142
>Young succubus freaking out over what human prostitutes do to make 50 look like 30

>>34921846
The whole nine yards but ending up more clothed then when they started

>>34921942
I tried going to a prostitute once
It seems unless you are going for the really old used up ones hookers can still be picky about which guys they will see.
They really need to speed up the development of robots Waifus.

>>34922019
>They really need to speed up the development of robots Waifus.
The money is there, so I think the only thing holding it back is general perception of it.
Also, robot development in general is kind of hitting a rocky patch right now.

>>34921846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA8mtxGI8yk

>>34922070
>Also, robot development in general is kind of hitting a rocky patch right now.
ML has exploded in recent years, that hasn't helped push it along?

>>34922126
Can't wait for a robot to hurl racist remarks while I'm just trying to do small talk.

>>34922126
I was talking about the physical parts more than anything, the AI/ML part is fucking huge right now and that's where all the money and effort is going.

I am redrawing half of my art cause I made troll's boobs bigger than minotaur ones.
>>34921735
This is why I stopped making those. Fags hijacked it to shoehorn their trash.

I know kc once said that current number of humans outnumber mgs way more, but with how mamonobanana providing nearly every answer to the populance deterrent like food, disease, age or even death even if we conservatively assume the ratio between humans to mg to be 10:1 and also assume mgs only give birth to 3 daughters in 20 years it takes only a few decades for mgs to outnumber humans
Because really, populance growth is not about the number but all about the growth rate and with how mgs basically never get infertile or die of old age it means populance will have an exponential growth rate and there are things like harems that makes numbers even more ridiculus
tldr; dl has quite a short timeline before mgs completely outnumber humans and even if mgs start giving birth to incubi they would have to marry quite a lot of CC mgs from their previous generation

>>34922325
>they would have to marry quite a lot of CC mgs from their previous generation
Oh no!?

>>34922325
OH THANK THE LORD YESSSSSSSS

>>34922358
how horrible

Many wonder how old monsters manage to suppress their horny for so long. The truth is that you don't really wanna know.