/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34729784
>making fun of our short height
>I'm not a kappa

apparently kappa are stupid too

>>34729849
>>apparently kappa are stupid too
Being an engineer doesn't mean you're smart, just that smart people are sometimes engineers.

Seethe harder soggy, nobody is falling for it.

>>34729784
I don't make fun of kappas for being small.
In fact, them being tiny makes me incredibly horny.

>>34729784
NERD!

>>34729784

>>34729784
>Kappa are friends
This is not true.

>>34731309
It's true.

>>34731309
As much as I mistrust revisionists, I have to agree with Akyuu here.

They look like nice folks but at the same time, I know those “cute kappas” will be more than happy to tear my asshole open if I drop my guard around them. And I don’t feel like getting sodomized to death.

Tell me about the kappa. Why do their hats have that sperm symbol?

>>34729784
>our short height
Imagine trusting Kappas, you can actually smell the greed from here.

>>34729784
Ribbit-ribbit from there frogie

>>34729784
Bum Burglar! Tush Thief! Rump Robber! Pooter Plunderer! Heiney Hijacker! Derrier Despoiler! BEGONE

I am not giving you my prostate.

I want nitori to suck me off while i shitpost

Capturing nitori and ravishing her womb to teach her a lesson about not being an ass digger!

>>34731309
Is the whole "Kappa and Humans are allias" thing acually canon ? has it been stated anywhere on any offical releses or is it just fanon ?

>>34737148
Did you not play Mountain of Faith?

>>34736453
Nitori is very good sucking things

>>34743916
I don't get it.

>>34729784
(Turtle claws typed this post)

>>34744230
Sucking things, you don't understand?

>>34744556
>>34736481
Raping Nitori is all fun and games until the illusion goes away and you see her TRUE form.

>>34744624
Shut your mouth shorty, now give me lewd faces, you perverted kappa

>>34744624
That would be scary if it weren't for the :D face she's making.

Stop sexualizing the kappas!

>>34744624
Dumb kappa will learn her place after being violated by a human.

>>34744624
nitori is actually a torizo!

>>34744624
>mess with with
Who the fuck translated this?

What if I jammed my dick inside a Kappa's butt?

>>34729784
You won't steal my ass-ball you dirty kappa!!!!!

>>34752657
which one?

>>34752657
she will moan loudly, tighten the hole more and squirt a lot, probably she demand you be your slave and free mechanical repairs.

Around kappa scum, watch your bum.

>>34744624
That would just make me redouble my efforts.

>>34744624
>we won't mess with with humans
Are you sure about that?

>>34729784
You wear hats to cover your bald spot haha

>>34765642
They were simply helping the local investigation involving a string of murders.

are you ok kappa?

>>34729784
Kappas are anal rapists.

>>34774545
Is that person shooting lasers out of his ass to fight the kappas?

>>34774636
No, a fart so foul and noxious it can make a youkai flee in terror.

Eat my shirikodama

>>34729784
>Kappa are friends of humanity
Wrong, so very wrong.

this cute kappa always make me hard

>>34729784
I like kappa as well. They fixed my tools once!

>>34744624
Do kappa have vagina or cloaca?

>>34783115
What kinda tools are you talking about here?

Can kappas even build cool shit, like tanks or APCs,

>>34793033
They could, if they have someone managing them because they are mercurial motherfuckers.

>>34765705
Ngl this interpretation would work pretty well as a cool fantasy noir story

kappa thighs are the greatest of them all!

>>34793033
They can as long as it's something that makes them give a shit. Kappa are essentially a species of really good engineers with ADHD and an addiction to cucumbers.

>>34801537
glorified twigs

Does getting my assball stolen mean I'm gonna die? Multiple sources are contradicting themselves, one of them even stated that we could churn them out like a factory.

>Still no Doujin about Nitori anally fisting somebody to death.
Why?

>>34729784
>Kappa are friends
They are friends when you have money and they aren't hungry. Just like all Youkai.

>>34812846
You won't die from having your assball stolen.

You will die from the organs that are also pulled out in the process.

>>34821236
Waiting for you to make one.

Kappa are friends!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0LLtDXkAIQ

>>34729784

>>34821263
You won't die from getting shot.

You will die from bleeding to death

>>34830484
>You will die from bleeding to death
Some bullet shots are immediately fatal, so that's not entirely true.

>>34729784
>>34730854
"The butt thing is all yamawaro propaganda!"
"Stop lying butt licker!"

>>34729784

>>34835719
Needs a box of latex gloves and Vaseline.

>>34835719
See that crowbar? It's going to meet your kneecaps in just a few minutes.

>>34744556
Sucking a lollipop doesn't require skill though.

>>34854371
How about cucumbers then?

>>34860530
Yeah and that skill can be put to use for other shit as well.

So how much does Natori charge for sex with intravaginal cumshot exactly? asking for a friend of humanity

>>34729784
In my case i would gladly give a kappa one of my nuts instead...i mean it's an orb so it should do right?

Only good thing about kappas are their armpit juices.

>>34729784

>>34729784
whole thread is fake new, kappa are not friends of humanity. fake

>>34744624
kinda sus if you ask me

>>34881006
>sus
Stop using outsider slang and "Current_Year" memes, kudasai

>>34802741
On a scale of one to kerbal, what would a kappa space program look like

>>34882701
hihi, lets get along you big sussy boy

>>34882786

>>34882748
Bad

>>34882807
u castin shade huh? sus play

>>34883016
Just piss off dude. You're not funny and nobody want you here

>>34883658
why are you feeding the shitposter, you fabulously retarded motherfucker
perhaps you should get out of /jp/ with him, given how much of a newfaggot you are
lurk 2 years before posting, minimum

in during samefagging

>>34883718
>why are you sussing the susposter, you sussy sus sussy boy
>perhaps you should get out of /sus/ with him, given how much of a sussy boy you are
>lurk 2 years before castin shade, minimum

Just ignore the tourist faggot.

>>34883761
I want to put babies in Nitori's belly

>>34883761
Nobody likes a fat kappa

Don't turn into Nitori.

>>34889629
The devil with that notion, I DREAM of getting my hands on some chunky kappa kunny. Bulk up the shorties!

>>34890696
What a useless ally to humanity

>>34890696
Why are you still alive

>>34891448
The fat around his heart hasn't built up yet.

If Nitori steals my butt ball, I'll respond by fucking her ass until she's a cum covered wreck on the floor.

>>34882824
>fluorine rich preburner

>>34882786
What the fuck

>>34793033
They don't like metal apparently, so no. Not a tank. They can come up with the blueprints for one though.

>>34891620
<3

>>34891629
considering she's wearing a brass key, that metal dislike may either have exceptions or be entirely wrong
or it just might be the personal preference of the kappa observed to get that factoid

>>34885987
Filling the world with half-kappa!

>>34882786

>>34904756
sus

>>34882824
this isn't /k/, why are you posting a bomb

>>34912150
/k/ - Kappa

>>34912150
it's a rocket engine anon
it's a flying bomb

>>34912169
Does that meam everyone on /k/ is a cute kappa?

>>34912231
I want to ask this cute girl for a dance

>>34912231
Probably.

>>34912231
No, more like it's an undercover Kappa society.

>>34912231
No, they are just a bunch of weirdos who sleep hugging their rifles.

Look what i found

>>34928012

>>34928012
Cute onahole.

>>34928585
No! She’s cute and is for hugging! Not fugging!

>>34928585
Please refrain from using and abusing the kappa.

>>34928012
Throw it away.

>>34928012
take her hat off it will render her defenseless

>>34882748
I want to see tohos in space
they would look cute in spacesuits

>>34949102
>I want to see tohos in space
Silent Sinner in Blue
Bonus: Trojan Green Asteroid

>>34928012
looks so tight

>>34938227
Removing a 2hu's hat is illegal.

>>34956359
You going to hurt her, so don't even think about doing lewd things with her.

>>34956423
I really don’t like this look she’s giving me...

>>34883761
Oh hey, it's that futa artist.

>>34956576
you're gonna learn a lot about Kappa soon

>>34928583

>>34956576
Grats, soon to be daddy.

>>34957403
>>34957585
I’m not ready for parental responsibilities!

>>34957617
No one is.

>>34928583
but how am i going to self insert now

>>34956576
She just wants to give you a free prostate exam, anon.

>>34957652
All the more reason she should find someone else to be with.

>>34957699
I don’t want my asshole to be ravaged though.

>>34957741
You'll like it.

>>34957572
More

>>34957662
as nitori

>>34949102
They look very cute in spacesuits.

>>34960168

>>34729784
The Kappas are hunanity’s greatest ally. Only second to the jews.

>>34963090
But anon, Kappa ARE the jews!!!

>>34962997

>>34965481
nigtori!

>>34965481
oh no!

>>34974405
This is why you never relax around kappas, unless you enjoy a lazer to the face.

>>34729784
>jp when holo androids start their weekly spam

>Kappa

>>34783160
if we follow actual myths, they have three assholes

>>34987043
maybe more

>>34928012
That's friggin amazing dude.

Kappa are... impressive...