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3491026 No.3491026 [Reply] [Original]

Say, do any of you gents have the vicks vaporub vs. loli copypasta from the dark ages? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

>> No.3491030

I just spent the last fifteen minutes rubbing vicks on an Anon's turgid cock....

>> No.3491034

>>3491030

Turgid, eh?

>> No.3491035

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2188078

The archive is a great resource, OP.

>> No.3491038

>>3491034

Indeed.

It was Hard. Erect. It was not unlike sprung steel between my fingers, and it throbbed at the slightest touch.

>> No.3491040

>>3491035

I was using the wrong keywords, apparently. Thanks regardless.

>> No.3491042

>>3491038
I want to hear more about your homosexual fantasies, Arc.

>> No.3491044

>>3491035
Well, that version of the copypasta has an extra line added to it (the last one), but the rest of it is correct. Other times it was posted (even Jones posted it before, amusing):

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22I+just+spent+t
he+last+twenty+minutes+rubbing+a+twelve+year+old+girl%27s+bare+chest.%22

>> No.3491045
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3491045

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>> No.3491047

>>3491038

You're such a tease, Arc.

>> No.3491102

I was around for the original thread.

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3491108

>>3491102

super sugoi story, aniki

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