/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The [GOOD] thread

>>34901733
Good.

>>34901808
>>34901800
>>34901733
>pedos
all fields

shouldn't you be asleep, britbongs? cowering in fear of the day the Gestapo comes for you, too?

>>34901814

>>34901825
I am the Geheime Staatspolizei, fren

>>34901733
posting in this thread for dlanor!!

>>34901825
I remain eternally awake, constantly trying to figure out the best things to write. Thinking of adult Ange right now. Might try and puzzle out a way to write a good, in-character loli Ange lewdfic afterwards though.
The Gestapo can eat my ass.

memes

>>34901928
where?

>>34901928
the DNA of the soul

DESU desu

>>34901837
So you admit that you're a pedo? Thank you for that information

>>34901908
Edgy retards = best girls.

She's so cute CUTE!

>>34901989
ok pedo

>>34901996
Yeah, and?

I wonder if edit anon will make more fusion-sprites at some point

>sold my soul to the devil to stop the wars

what a fucking retard

>>34902079
You did it again bro....

>sold my soul to the devil to stop the wars

what a fucking retard

>>34902092
what a fucking retard, right?

>>34902092
Ok i am tired tonigth

remember to love your wife anon, she is very beautiful, whoever she may be

Beach date with Erika!

>>34902145
Sand in vagina.

>>34902145

>>34902145
Telling Erika I'm going to get us some shaved ice from the kiosk!
Erika wondering what's taking me so long!
Erika realizing that I left her hours ago and she's gotten sunburned waiting for me!

People who spend billions on only fans

Stop ruining your life and use that money to buy math books and commision Erikantrice fan-art

Bros... Dlanor...

>>34901908
Are you the britbong from the other day who was pissed that the thought police are associated with your country?

They sure like putting these two together in merchandise, including valentine's haha.

>>34902631
Friendzone

>>34902680
wow, rude

>>34902581
Saddened more than pissed, but yeah. It's not exactly a wrong interpretation nowadays either, so I don't exactly fault people for doing it. I just take heart in knowing I'm not that type of person, and when people complain about people like that tard that shows up on occasion they're not on about everyone in Bongland, just those cunts.

>>34902687
Mion is an M so she likes it.

>My beloved Rika, my beloved friends.
>A birthday in an ideal world, surrounded by the people I love.

>It's not true that Rika wants to go to St. Lucia Academy, but Rika and I both love Hinamizawa, so we'll go to the school in Kougu together, and Keiichi and Rena will be there to teach us about school and study together as seniors.
>Because it's at Kougu, there are many familiar faces in the class.
>It's the same as when I was at Hinamizawa Branch School, and I'm happy.

>It's a bad dream that I had a miserable school life with all the studying I hated and no friends.
>The fact that I used the people I love to wake up Rika and hurt you is all a dream.
>Because the world I've chosen is all that matters.
;_;

I want to tuck her into bed so bad bros...

>>34902094
NO ONE CARE

>>34902705
Soft M at most, and she'd still try being assertive at times.
Rena would be much more extreme in both directions.

https://twitter.com/tomboyist/status/1396977191557246976

>>34903091
This dude keeps drawing his dumb breast inflation pics and literally none of them look good.

I would like to Higurashi Gou to the middle of nowhere dozens of miles from civilization and commit meepicide

>>34902653
censorship needs to be completely eradicated from large platforms, especially monopolies like Youtube and Twitter.

On the flipside, gatekeeping is necessary to maintain small communities, to remove normies and falseflaggers who only enter with the intention to disrupt.

/jp/ is a weird grey area because it's a collection of small communities on an a large platform. The main thing people want is for the threads to stop getting derailed by raiders from outside the board who think that the entire website should function like /b/ or /pol/ with no board-distinguishing rules to follow.

Like, example, obviously the troll who keeps posting about Valkyria Chronicles isn't doing it for any reason other than to bait (you)s and derail the threads, those posts should be deleted and he should be banned from /jp/, like easily, without question, it's completely off-topic.

Italianon is also a weird case, because his insane autistic behavior is indistinguishable from the anons who pretend to be him to derail threads. I think 07th threads would be better off without him, because he keeps disrupting conversations and discouraging any and all discussion (if you say anything that contradicts him you're a mad goat and aren't worth his time and he ignores anything and everything you say) but his behavior is vaguely autistic enough where it's impossible to tell if he's being ironic or not.

Well I guess the thread is good now because I am here

>>34903197
How can I become a businessman as successful and based as Krauss?

>>34903207
Invest in dogecoin

>>34903222
Based Krauss, I understand. What do I do if my wife calls me incompetent though?

>>34903222
>tfw had 2 grand and could've bought doge back in April before it spiked
It hurts so much bros....

>>34903145
>TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT
Uh shut up hehehhehehehehe

>>34903248
Don't let it get to you, true genius is hard for common folk to comprehend

Rena, Ange, and George take part in an eating contest. Who wins?

>>34903510
Me watching them

>>34903091
I wish this dude would make some porn already

>>34903618
Seriously? He's done tons of porn.
>>>/h/6212349

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

>>34903684
It's okay!

>>34903684
Confess your sin, anon, and we shall forgive you.

>>34903705
I had impure thoughts about Satoko

>>34903729
Anon...

>>34903729
Nofap for a month and clean your house, only then will you be forgiven for jerking off to our angel Satoko

>>34903705
I haven't read the bible.

>>34903879
Were you even able to understand Umineko? Shame on you. Get to it, and then reread all of WTC for forgiveness.

>>34903705
I Teppei'd a Satoko in IRL once

Datamining time
>favorite WTC
>a secret you haven't told anyone IRL

>>34903918
please elaborate

>>34903976
>Bernkastel
>I lost about 90% of my savings gambling crypto

>>34904014
Who are you quoting?

>>34904022
anon...

>>34903976
Beatrice
I once created a second neopets account and pretended to be my own girlfriend
I even showed my close friend our neomail messages to make it seem legit

>>34903976
Dlanor!

There was this dude i really didn't like at my buddy's house party so i waited until he got really drunk late into the night and took him for a walk. I laid him down in this ditch and made him drink about ten cans of Budweiser. He started puking most of it up but i still poured more in, Evautrally all he could do was moan and vomit in this ditch. By the time i got back to the party, everyone was out of it so i went upstairs and slept on my buddy bed. In the morning he was found dead of alcohol poisoning. It's been about 2 years now and to this day I don't understand why I did it? was it because I hated him? Don't get me wrong he did a lot of fucked things to me when we were both kids, but I think I led him to his death due to the fact he wronged me and it made me sick to let that go.

>>34903976
shut the fuck up.

hanyuu autism attack

>>34904045
Anon, I was that second neopet account You have schizophrenia.

>>34903918
Give us a greentext anon, it's a very slow night and i don't want to sleep yet!

>>34904004
Remember the part at the end of Tatarigoroshi where various abuse statistics were shown? Remember which statistic was printed in red?
I have a sister that looks a lot like Satoko.
I'm sure you can figure out what happened based on this.

>>34904090
So you raped your sister? Did you get arrested or found out?

>>34904090
hello, police?

>>34904090
GIVE US A GREENTEXT!

>American hours: Cool, Funny, based posts
>Euro hours: Psychopaths, and child rapists
Euroscum has NO RIGHT to shit on my posts anymore!

>>34904114
It's like 4 AM in Europe. Can't get any further away from euro hours

>>34904114
Oh shut the fuck up man, you just said you killed a guy through alcohol poisoning. Unless you want to act like you're NOT the guy who constantly posts 'Dlanor!' every time.

>>34904129
Didn't kill him first off, and I'm not the only guy who posts Dlanor

I really hope you guys are just trolling to try to be edgy or something
If so then consider me trolled

>>34904139
I doubt any poster here would have the balls to rape their sister, and even if they did they'd be rotting in prison

>>34904152
how about their imaginary sister

>>34904096
No, I didn't go that far.
I haven't told a soul. I have a weirdly normal relationship with her now for some reason.

>>34904179
I'd bang maria

>>34904183
I Trust she was of legal age anon?

>>34904139
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>34904199
I trust the story is more like they both were dumb little kids playing around and anon is just trying to spin it into amusing fiction.

>>34903976
Rika
I once went to jail because of this

>>34904199
Definitely not.

>>34904103
Maybe later. It's not a very interesting story, really.

>>34904218
I tried to strangle my neighbor to death when i was a kid, didn't even get my first boner till i was like 11

>>34904224
went to jail for what?

>>34904225
Well anon look on the brightside, if you make a greentext you'll be a local folk hero :^)

>>34903729
Do you sincerely repent? Or will you become a repeat offender? I wonder?

Please look at the attached image carefully and describe what you are feeling.

Goodnight, /07/th. Try not to let a surveyfag influence you into actually telling real crimes you've committed, okay?

>>34904277
Goodnight anon! I can't get arrested for what i did, I pretty much just watched a man kill himself

>>34903976
>Satoko
>attempted suicide twice, pussied out both times

>>34904275
I cannot understand how anyone could jerk off to satoko? If you played tatargoroshi then you should see her as your daughter and nothing else

>>34904295
How were you gonna do it? Overdose or what?

>>34904275
Anon, stop. I can't take this. I'm trying to be a good Nii-Nii here.

>>34904307
Cutting once and hanging the second. I had a very low pain tolerance at the time of the first attempt and stood up just before blacking out on the second - I was using a bedpost to hold the ligature.

>>34903976
Rosa
i poisoned my neighbors cat and threw it on a dumbster and i threw an unopened can of monster at a kid in the face who kept bullying my niece.

>>34904310

>>34904332
Okay throwing the can at the kid was based but killing the cat was disgusting. Go ahead and tell me why you killed this innocent cat you sick fuck?? Why not kill the neighbor Nigbull instead but let me guess you're too much of a pussy faggot to try and piss off the white trash rednecks who own the fucking nigbull. I AM A GOD DAMN HERO, I have killed over 6 Nigbulls in my lifetime my dipshit white trash neighbors keep buying and breeding these fucking little savages and they let them out to fucking roam. I've had to personally go out with my baseball bat due to the neighborhood kids getting chased by these little fucking savages. I poison them shoot them beat them to death and yet these dumb fucking rednecks keep breeding them, At this point, I might just plant some drugs in their car and call the cops on them. Be a fucking man and kill dogs instead of cats

>>34904310
There should be no problem if you really are a good Nii-nii.

>>34904354
Why would you do this to me?
Are you a demon? Do you intend to make me fall back into my sinful ways just after I've confessed my sins?

>>34904374
You seem hopeless, even reformed Teppei fares better.

>>34904361
>innocent cat
fuck that cat. he shits on my driveway, my garden, gets aggressive and bites and scratches kids, knocks my trash at night. now shut the fuck up, i didn't ask for your shitbull story.

>>34904374
FIGHT ANON! DON'T FALL BACK TO YOUR SINS! PRAY TO GOD TO GIVE YOU STRENGTH!

>>34904384
N-no! I'm changing my ways, I promise! There's no way I'd ever think anything indecent or lewd about Satoko again, I swear, you have to believe me!

>>34904397
>[LIES] [HEADCANON]
Bull fucking shit, Cat's would NEVER do that. I get it's the internet where everyone can lie but don't makeup lies just so you can act like a poorer Patrick Bateman and kill innocent cats

This thread, uh, took a turn.

>>34904416
This anon has cat shit parasites in his brain.

>>34904423
Go ahead and confess your sins, I'm guessing this will be your only chance to do so

>>34904425
>MUH CAT PARASITES
Fake news bud they don't exist, Try owning a cat. My cat is the greatest thing to have entered my life. He was born on my birthday and he can sense when I'm sad or stressed. He'd lay on me when I'm sick and always be by my side. He's the most loyal friend i have and i shall give my firstborn the middle name "Lucky" in honor of my dear friend. Cats simply have more soul then dogs

>>34904416
>Cat's would NEVER do that
ok yeah sure, whatever you say catfag. why don't you take your ass back to /r/eddit with your 600 confirmed shitbull kills story, fucking hero.

>>34904462
lmao

>>34904462
>Shitbull lover tells ME to go back to /r/eddit
I can taste the soi and estrogen coming off your post Go post on wholesome 100 that you just pwned a meanie nigbull hater

>>34904410
Alright, let's try again. But as you should know, redemption doesn't come easily.

Please look at this image and fill in the following blank with the first thing that comes to your mind: "I want to ______ this Satoko"

Idk wtf is going on but all these arguments are making me hard.

>>34904495
It's because you're surrounded by all these testosterone filled men anon, Maybe you're a fag?

Can't we all just get along..?

>>34904506
Nope!

>>34904506
This place would be better if everyone just thought like me

>>34904452
I love this unknowing toxoplasmosis victim.

>>34904504
I dont feel any testostorone energy from any of you actually.. are you all women?

Testosterone can't be transmitted over standard TCP/IP.

>>34904530
>he doesn't have the Testosterone stealing script installed
My T levels are reaching ironman numbers bro

>>34904504

>>34904523
Everybody besides me is a woman

>>34904483
when have i ever said i like the breed of dogs that eats babbies?

>>34904491
I want to h-ha, hah, h-hu-, hug this Satoko. T-that's right, I just want to give her a hug, that's all! There's nothing indecent about that, now is there!

>>34904593
All dogs can eat babies

>>34904594

>>34904594
WRONG! Satoko could catch a cold! The correct answer is "I want to cover and protect this Satoko" Please try again in 3 months!

>>34904607
I want to cover Satoko in bullets and protect her friends from Satoko.

>>34904601
>[LIES] [HEADCANON]

>>34904620
Satoko stands there as you dump buckets of unloaded bullets over her head while giving you a strange look.

So I just finished the chapter where they create the order. Out of the seven present, I can only assume that Meow is a traitor based on what Toujirou says to the person reporting to him.

>>34904620
>>34904637
Cute! Cute!!

>>34904620
but anon, who's going to protect you from Rena, mion, shion, oyashiro-sama?

>>34904640
Why?

>>34904664
Because he says "I love you." to the person reporting to him. Him saying that to the other suspects doesn't make any sense.

>>34904630
>[INVALID ARGUMENT]
It's over Patrick jr

>>34904671
Why can't a man love a black woman, a chink or another man?

>>34904686

>>34904692
I'm specifically talking about the scene where the order was created. Only seven people were present, and two of them are pretty obviously not traitors, those two being Miyao and Jaden.
He doesn't appear to have any deep relation to the other four, so I can only assume he was talking to Meow.

>>34904452
are you drunk on soi? holy fuck man

>>34904699
>[PICTURE]
So fucking sad! Maybe you'd have more fun browsing r/higurashi with your "kind"

>>34903976
>It depends
>It could very well be that I actually do have a split personality. We refer to each other by different names and constantly argue. Preserving the illusion of oneness is one of the few things we both agree to do

>>34904708
It's a fact bro, cats have compassion and would be willing to die for you compared to a d*g
D*gs have no place in a civilized society
Evidence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEa6jZv-Khc

When they cry???

Cathaters BTFO in this very thread
God I love to be a catchad

>>34904716
can you shut the fuck up about cats and dogs already and post more bernkastels, you stupid soicuck

Why do animals act scared of me?

>>34904731
>catchad
>>34904699
>>>/v/
>>>/trash/

fucking catfags ruining this thread

>rika infects people with brain parasites
>cats infect people with brain parasites
BRAVO RYUKISHI

>>34904735
How could I ignore a fellow catchads plea for Bernkastel pics? Rember to feed your cat some nice treats today.

>>34904759
Never post this image again, faggot. Bern is a girl.

>>34904751
Ange looks hideous.

>>34904758
>Hinamizawa bus stop
Ant brain parasites
>Higurashi no naku koro ni
Magic brain parasites
>anon's stupid ass
Cat shit brain parasites

>>34904759
great image, as expected from a fellow """"catchad""""

>>34904771
as always

goodnight

>>34904776
>reddit is in THIS thread
Get. Out.

>>34904776
>yack

maria's belly and chest...

>>34904792
keep posting futa cock, my fellow redditor

So which fetishes are based and which are cringe? I'm aware futa is cringe now and won't commit the same sin again.

>>34904735
>SOI SOI SOI MAMA I SAID SO-MAMA WHERE'S MY CHI-CHIN!
Never respond to my posts if you gonna use low quality bait

Catdog this, Molesting sister that, Let's all relax and enjoy some turkish dlanor!

>>34904844
Unironically worse

>>34904852
It's peak soul anon!

>>34904823
That's why I'm here, /r/eddit.

I'm going to use a clever contraption attached to a motor and a gardening hoe to literally watanagashi myself. I'm doing this as a form of protest against all posters I disagree with or who beat me in an argument.

>>34904855
Turkey is scary

>>34904933
Try to make it a closed room murder so you can freak out your family, for the lolz

>>34904835
>based
fetishes I like
>cringe
fetishes you like unless I like them too
>mega cringe
futa, vore, giantess

>>34904935
One wrong step and you could end up in the badlands sea!

>>34904954
Based lactationchad

>>34904954
Based opinion chad!

>>34904954
Based shortstack chad

>>34904954
Based Armpit chad!

>>34904954
Based architect

>>34904954
Being vored by giantess futa Lambda.

>>34904989
>not cockvore
Your power is weak

Good morning Erikantrice chads

THIS LITTLE GIRL IS HIGURASHI CULPRIT

>>34905025
So how did she do the GHD?

>>34905033
what is the ghd?

>>34905036
Everyone in Hinamizawa dying overnight

>Bern
Acts aloof and disinterested, secretly into the most degenerate fetishes possible. Especially guro.
>Lambda
Constantly tells people how much she enjoys voring people or beconing a giant and stepping on them, secretly into vanilla and melts at the first bit of physical intimacy.

>>34905046
Wow Lambda is based

>>34905036
Don't even bother posting if you don't know what it is. You're embarrassing yourself.

>>34905042
yes i search it on google
if i remember well from the anime is the vulcan eruction or something similar.

Well since Rika's goal is destroying the village this can be her last possibility.

in ep1 and 2 she destroyed the village by exsposing to the public his secret but maybe in ep3 she fail so this was her last possibility.

I want to have sex with Higanbana.

I'd be gay for Lion ngl

>>34905054
italianon play ep3, It's really good and you'll love satoko!

1500 seconds to lucid dream of Hinamizawa

>>34904792
>>34904823
>>34904881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0H8sxnpPgE

>>34905117
>/r/edditreg
This thread is already gone isn't it bros :(

>>34905131
>>/r/edditreg
Your strawman... is wrong!

>>34905033
here the info-pic

>>34905131
>>/r/edditreg
>This thread is already gone isn't it bros :(
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>34905111
sadly is not in italian yet but Italian translation team is very fast

>>34905161
>Deleted

>>34905179
PEDO SHIT EASY CASH CONFIRMED

sad for ryu

>>34904047
What the FUCK??? No one suspected you?

>>34905179
>>34905195
>Satoko armpit is given more detail
Pitbros.... We won!

>>34905206
I'm just glad they fixed Rika's inelegant swimsuit cowtits.

>>34905201
Everyone there was pretty much wasted by the time I took him out, also I pretended to be wasted on my buddy bed before I left. If anyone found out there's very little they could do, every beer can had everyone's fingerprints on them. In the end, it would be their words against mine.

>>34905205
>hanyuu significantly more distorted in the bd
okay i'm spooked

Are you guys more excited for Phase 2 or Sotsu? For me, it's Phase 2, I want to see Miyao killing Koshka, Jayden and then dying with half his face blown up.

THIS IS A FUCKING WAR GAME NOT AN HENTAI

rena's contemporary.

>>34905187
The H173 suitcase combination changed?

>>34905247
I didn't give a shit about Ciconia much less phase 2.

>>34905251
How long is this game? You've been posting about it for like a week now

>>34905179
goddamn look at rika she's so flat holy shit thats hot

>>34905179
They... they flattened Satoko... what

>>34905270
more long then the first 1 but i am not playin H24 at it

>>34905251
have sex

>>34905328
find your chin

>>34905332
pasta la vista

>>34904954
Lactation, breastfeeding are the best fetishes honestly

Goodnight bros, tomorrow Let's shitpost together!

>>34905283
>flattened
That's not flat.
They also made her body quite a bit thinner/smaller while head stayed the same size, so she almost seems younger. Or rather, the she looked too old in the broadcast version.
Hair coloring was also fixed and the mouth changed.

>>34901908

>>34905227
what did the police say??

I wonder if calendar anon is around to check the dates on the BD release of nekodamashi

>>34905372
They just fixed a coloring error in one calendar.

>>34905367
They ended up just saying that he wandered out while drunk and fell into a ditch and died. A big reason they accepted this theory is because he's done this before while drunk. He use to roam around the neighborhood while wasted and people would usually have to look for him, This time however everyone else was wasted.

>>34905389
So they didn't fix this... huh.

>>34904277
Would Battler do a crime?

>>34905406
Or maybe the jap who posts those comparisons didn't notice it.
We'll see once the BDs are in public circulation.

>>34905415
He already did, anon.

>>34905179
Satoko's hairband looks off in the BD version? What is the meaning of this? Are her divine powers...!?

>A single strand
>Of fused emotions
>Keeps entwining with fantasy
>Until lives begin anew—
>Ever so deep and straight

>Whenever we try to test
>The bonds that have been forged
>Each time,
>Reality comes apart
>As we pray to protect
>Those slumbering memories

>The swirling heartbeats
>Within my chest begin to fade
>As they head towards
>That which lies beyond the truth
Lyrics for the new OP.
Now tell me anon, what lies beyond the truth?

>>34905494
Keiichi's dick in Satoko's throat

>>34905494
So is Asaka going to be the ED this time if they're going for the reverse effect I wonder

>>34905559
maybe

>>34905494
This made me realize how gross language English is.
>胸に消えゆく
>鼓動の渦
>真実の
>その先へ
>The swirling heartbeats
>Within my chest begin to fade
>As they head towards
>That which lies beyond the truth
JP-EN song translations are amusing.

mornin

Good morning, fellow eurobros!

>>34905932
goodmorning from italy

>>34904844
no

>>34905947
pasta la vista

>>34905958
Ooishi made Hinamizawa implode

I really love Ciconia but the soundtrack is such a downgrade from Umineko.

A very merry unbirthday to you, anons!

>>34906134
AAAAAAAA NOOOOOO I NEED TO SHITPOST ON 4chan LET ME OUT EVA I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU AN OLD HAG YOU ARE A CUTE HIGHSCHOOL GIRL I'M SURE OF IT SO LET ME OUT

>>34904739
they can smell fear

>>34905179
>they made them skinnier with smaller boobs and the faces are less derpy and more on-model
i kind of liked the old satok...

>>34905981
Not even comparable when most of the soundtrack there are royalty free and reused songs from their old albums.
Lore wise, it's a very interesting choices of tracks.
Product wise, it's not worth $40 dollars at all.

>>34905235
just for the brainlets in the audience

>>34906220
Me too, but isn't her meaty body just too erotic?

>>34902145
Why did her boyfriend cheat on her?

>>34906249
There's no such thing, especially when it comes to Satoko. I really can't complain when the changes are all for consistency's sake - her breasts really weren't that big in 1983.

>>34906263
In the manga they show him in a background panel and he was one of those tanned NTR guys, it was inevitable.

>>34906147
the journey within

THE JOURNEY BEGINS

>>34906280
>NTR boyfriend
>Bernkastel
>Rape Battler

She has quite weird tastes on love.

>>34906249
This Satoko has more soul

eroka

>>34906293
HERE WE GOOOOOOO

Looked familiar ?

>>34906408
"People love mystery, and that is why they love my paintings."
— Salvador Dalí (Ciconia)

>>34906425

The Madonna's Maximum (Minimum) Speed
Formerly known as the Holy Mother's Maximum Speed. The Madonna's Maximum Speed (聖母の最高速度 Seibo no Saikō Sokudo) is a numerical limit for an unknown Gauntlet Knight variable.

The Madonna's Minimum Speed (聖母の最低速度 Seibo no Saitei Sokudo) is conversely the lowest recommended limit.

Evatrice is more aesthetically appealing than Beatrice.

>>34906425
Someone pointed this out in 2ch long before with Antarctica missing in the Ciconia map if I remember correctly.

>>34902680
lmao

So do you agree with me that Evatrice looks far better than Beatrice? Just look at them side by side and make up your mind.

>>34905179
PROMOTION DENIED

>>34906498
Beatrice is way more cute and elegant, but I want to fuck Evatrice more.

>>34906515
>beato
>cute
Nonsense! Beato doesn't even have a silly hat.

>>34906498
Eva looks like Beatrice's apprentice or helper

Wow Hideyoshi sure is lucky

>>34906521
bro beato was moe as fuck in episode 3 and the chick version and in all of her dumb gags

>>34906555
I really liked that dynamic. Beato being sad Battler didn't want to play games with her was nice.

>>34906555
I want Umineko rewritten and be nothing but Beatrice trolling Battler as Daiuske Ono softly moans crying pathetically in the background

>>34903976
secret
secret

>>34903976
Satoko
I like Satoko

>>34903976
Lambda
I sometimes dream of having sex with my mom

>>34906599
that doesn't count as a secret

>>34906635
I never told anyone IRL that I have thousands of pictures of Satoko, I keep it very secret (not that anyone I know IRL except for one dude I haven't talked to in a decade knows who Satoko is)

>>34906650
Incidentally, that dude also used to love Satoko. I wonder if he comes here sometimes.

>>34906599
>>34906650
You need better irl friends if you can't even share the love for Satoko.

>>34906665
I have no IRL friends, nor do I have online friends. Friends are for losers!

>>34906671
[gold]We are your friends.[/gold]

>>34906665
I only have two friends. One of them is a capeshitter and has no interest for anything that comes from japan and the other is a very, very average girl in terms of tastes. She doesn't know anything about this kind of stuff either.

>>34906671
Everyone who loves Satoko is my friend.

ass

>>34905777
English was always shit

Is there an anime recap somewhere because I forgot most events in Gou? (Currently on 12th episode.)

>>34906708
I like English just because it manages to filter lots of people.

>>34906684
Tonight I only slept around 2 hours. The rest was just trying to sleep and thinking of Satoko.

>>34906722
>n-no its not actually bad you just got filtered
Reminder that if you're monolingual and your English is your native language you have no right to say English is good because you don't know anything.

>>34906758
I am not monolingual and English isn't my native language. English's accent is so weird that the butthurt it causes is entertaining.

>>34906671
[gold]Any fan of Satoko is a friend of mine.[/gold]

>>34906715
just take like 20 minutes and skim through it

>>34906770
Oh okay, now I'm interested. What's your native language? I'm also an ESL and what I hate most about it is the R pronunciation, it's so hard

>>34906775
What if I like all of the higu girls

I only started liking Satoko because of JKtoko. The sheer size of her tits was enough to make me retroactively like the Satoko of the VN, who I previously found underwhelming.

>>34906722
>manages to filter lots of people.
How? English is the simplest out of the 5 languages I know. Its written form is very utilitarian. Spoken English is pants-on-head-retarded though.

>>34906790
Ange fans are your friends then.

>>34906785
Greek. English causes so much destruction on Greek tongues it isn't even funny.
>the r pronunciation
It's the vowels for me, you definitely don't need 15 trillion fucking vowels

>>34906790
Good because they are all very cute.

>>34906802
>How?
You answered your own question by the end of your post!

>>34906804
dipthongs are usually what filter people

>>34906813
It's remembering when there's a long vowel, for me

>>34906812
Right. But speaking is for normalfags, it shouldn't be a concern for any of us.

I like all Higurashi girls and I don't care about any ship. Teenager Satoko is the sexiest though.

>>34906829
I wish.

>>34906856
Same

>>34906856
I agree

I just love JS Satoko and like most other girls

megane

>>34906883
>>34906906
RUINED

I speak French, Spanish and English. I'm learning Japanese. I studied Russian and Latin.
Beside English, I needed at least two years of actual learning to be comfortable in all of those. English though, the only thing I've ever felt the need to learn were irregular verbs. What a joke.

>>34906906

>>34906909
Me parece bien.

>>34906909
do you actually make regular use of the languages you've learned? I feel like knowing more than three languages by heart is a waste of effort for the regular person.

>he doesn't know hebrew

>>34906980
I studied ancient Hebrew in uni. Fuck that shit.

>>34906909
I'm bilingual and the only reason I learned English is because everyone speaks it, and I hate it it's retarded

I like how WTC filters _______

>>34906990
Well even native speakers typically find Hebrew hard as fuck. I'd argue modern Hebrew is even harder than ancient Hebrew.

>>34906947
Nah, three seems about right.
I'm French, I read and write English nearly all day everyday (novels, classes, etc) and most of my hobbies have japanese origins so I'm eager to learn the language.
Spanish, Russian and Latin I've had no occasion to use in the past few years so they're useless. It's just I like learning language and translating.

>>34907008
I wouldn't know, but having to study a language which isnt from your language group is very hard

>learning the language of a soon-to-extinct nation
Literally why?

>I only learn languages that are useful for my capitalist overlords
Pathetic sheep

>>34907030
You will know once the nukes drop.

>>34907035
don't care cause I already know the best language in the world, Arabic.

>>34907053
WOW

I used to know Arabic but I literally forgot it all. I don't even recognize the letters anymore after working so hard to memorize them.

>>34907044
It's over, Egypt's president told Natanyahu to stop and now the jews are protesting blaming him for everything, poor Natanyahu is fucked lol

Guys, I think Satoko was controlled by Lambdadelta all this time and won't be responsible for her crimes like the gang was in the og with HS, what do you think?

>>34907010
I'm in a similar situation, except German's my first language. English came naturally with using the internet every day for years upon years, and JP might be the only other language I had any hope of learning, since I'm not otherwise interested in foreign cultures, really. I regret not taking French in school though, Latin is useless.

I wish Lambda would control me

>>34907079
not this again please come back with new material

>>34907068
I believe it's the hardest out there probably even harder than Chinese

>>34907099
U-um do you think Satoshi was the one who attacked K1 in Tataridamashi?

>>34907106
this is new material but also stupid

>tfw when beato shows up for the first time and golden sneers plays
KINO

>>34907126
as they say, you can't teach an old dog new tricks but you can't make it drink.

>>34907126
Stupid? No. Satoshi, as the person closest to Satoko was the one who also got the most memories from the constant loops, therefore at some point he got so many memories that his brain got reactivated and started to wake up, during Tataridamashi he succeeds in moving and the first thing he does is, of course, to go meet his imouto. BUT, what he sees is K1 dumb mug, therefore understandably he attacks K1, but because he has atrophied thanks to the comma, he dies pathetically.

>>34907144
???????????????????

>that tfw when lambda confronts enje and miragecoordinator plays
K to the I to the N to the O

>>34907079
yes

>>34907144

>>34907169
how can higurashi even compete vs all this kino

>>34907154
>Rena jobs to Keiichi
>Teppei jobs to Keiichi
>Satoshi jobs to Keiichi
What's next? Loopertoko jobbing to Keiichi?

>>34907183
Only Rena "jobbed", Teppei and Satoshi dying to K1 is perfectly normal.

>>34907183
You don't know what that word means

>>34907179
by being a conclusive story lmao

>>34907179
more lolis

>>34903145
Why do you expose your autistic behaviour to us? :(
Italianon is based. Why do you lie about him? There was no point people were successful (because they stopped thinking, oc). He's just mad because people troll him pityful reasons.

we're getting raided again

>>34907207
ready to waste another day?

>>34907080
>Latin is useless.
Very cool, though. You sound like a badass when speaking Latin, I wonder how all the other romance languages ended up so faggy

>>34907215
My first post today. And I like to post a nice truth.:)

>>34907289
Kill yourself

>>34907080
>>34907221
It's rewarding to learn too in a way, just because you know barely anyone else will know it. Was my nerdy thing back then. I've lost most my skills in it nowdays though.

>>34907257
All I need is Satoko. Satoko Satoko Satoko. When I wake up Satoko. When I sleep Satoko. When I die Satoko.

What game is the most popular here? Higurashi or Umineko?

>>34907385
Umineko

>>34907385
Umineko because it's for smart people.

>>34907385
Umineko because most people here are retarded.
/a/ is the Higurashi central.

>>34907403
Oh no did poor baby get his feefees hurt by comment about Umineko being for smart people?

>>34907385
Higanbana but people are afraid to admit it

>>34907403
>contrarian: the post
see >>34907332

>>34907332
Uh oh. Someone's mad. The truth hurts, eh?

>>34907434
NO ANON IF HE KILLS HIMSELF HE'S GOING TO BECOME A GOD NOOOOOOOO