/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Go on a blind date
>She's was pretty shy and sweet when writing to each other so she's probably some kind of nerd like a cyclops or a kobold
>"Hey Anon, have you been waiting long?"

>>34885231
She must be really desperate to go on a blind date with me.

>>34885231
I need more THICK monster girls.

>>34885231
>hairy
>those fucking nipples
Absolutely disgusting

>>34885231
Eww tattoo.

>>34885231
Need to speedily breed raising to critial levels

>>34885336
Alp

>>34885336
anon you gay

>>34885220
sweet lord I want to be completely broken by the biggest and strongest mamono

>>34885373
>>34885387
Overthirsty simps

>>34885432
Are you really calling us thirsty in a monstergirl thread?

>>34885421
I wanna be adopted and raised by the biggest and strongest one to be their perfect sex slave

>>34885336
>>hairy
homo

>>34885516
Me too, anon, me too.
After a long day of being used and abused I want to get pats from a hand bigger than my head

>>34885336
>t. tentacle lover

>>34885567
Tentacles need love too

>>34885464
Liking that disgusting shit is a sign of low iq or mental illness.

How can I ensure I am safe from yeti and bogeys? I will remain uncuddled!

>>34885614
Okay

>>34885617
Live in a warm place and be content with your life.

>>34885617
u happy n warm, then u good

>>34885220
Summertime soon.

>>34885691
summerkiki now

>>34885733
Nice, is that new or is it old?

>>34885733
Such a demanding kiki. She won't be satisfied until she's gravid again.

>>34885765
is 6 hrs old got it from kcross twitter

Peak female form

>>34885231
Would it be considered bad taste if instead of taking her out on a date, I took her to a love hotel for the weekend?

>>34885779
thx and that aint old

>>34885824
the picture isnt but the kiki is

>>34885733
MAKING MORE KIKIS

>>34885842
true but that only means she is more fertile

>>34885231
Well, she has a collar, so...

How do I get monster girls to stop assuming I'm flirting with them just because I'm being nice to them?

>>34885817
Someone needs to discipline this Wock's tentacles.

>>34885733
Were this my kiki, she'd always be pregnant or getting pregnant

>dark elf and amazoness duo
>everyone in school is scared of them
>you are eating your lunch in the classroom when you spot them walking towards you
>ohshit.jpg
>the dark elf dips her finger in and tastes your food
>That's pretty good, Anon. Your mom made that?
>E-eh, no, I made it myself.
>Their eyes go wide and they stand there completely still for a few seconds
>they take seats next to you and start asking you to make them something next time
>now they think you are the coolest guy in the class just because you can cook

>>34885970
but how is the million dollar question?

Why do we like foxes? They're just human girls with fuzzy ears and a bushy tail.

wurm is best, better than the rest

>>34885817
Wrong.

>>34886048
You've wooed the youkai.

>>34886079
wrong

>>34886050
Are you implying human girls wouldn't be infinitely improved with fuzzy ears and bushy tails?

>>34886092
Time to make more of them!

What will happen if I call the MMS (Monster Maid Service) and ask for a couple of human maids?

>>34886050
it just works

>>34886119
Well, they would, but why exactly?

>>34886145
they hang up on you thinking its a prank call

>>34886060
Peak dragon

>>34886094
Wrong.

>>34886176
Wrong

>>34885220
>>34886050

>>34886140
Make her gravid and round.

>>34885817
Wrong

Idea: Hydras will be a mix of lamia and slimes in that if you are particularly violent in sex the will split off into another lamia wife with a different or similar personality until you get a snake mating ball. Thoughts?

>>34886314
That's a fox not a dog

>>34886365
But she is a youkai.

Is it wrong to want to fuck your loli kiki maid?

>>34886365
My bad.

>>34886397
It is not

>Leave the gachafoxes to me

>>34886397
I thought you guys didn't like loli

>>34886431
loli is the only thing i like

>>34886443
ravioli ravioli

>>34886431
I don't, it doesn't mean nobody else does.

>I brought her but she refused to stop clinging to me

>>34886431
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?

>>34886460

>>34886145
Those kind of panties on the left is what I'd expect a loli Salamander to wear as bikini armor.

>>34885817
Wrong

>>34886478
What about gunpla?

>>34886515
sure, as long as you get in the van

>>34886515
>Loli automaton pops out of the van

>>34886145
Left > right, but left needs to lose the panties.

Welcome to the Sabbath Spitoon, how tough are you?

>>34886478
nope, lolis won't lure me in. not even if I can get computer parts. I am smarter than that

>>34885220

>>34886586
theres a 1000 year old hag in that van looking for love

>>34886586
I bet they were using it to mine crypto without underclocking so it's in shit condition now.

>>34886478
I don't know, I was always warned not to get into vehicles with strange baphos

>>34886145
If monstergirls are so great why is this the picture that makes me the hardest in the entire thread? Checkmate monsters.

>>34886599
WHAT, WHERE IS IT? I NEED TO LOVE THIS HAG

>>34886431
If you'd spent more than like, a day here, you'd know that's absolutely not the case.
I like loli AND big tiddy, for what it's worth.

>>34886630
right here

>>34885220

>>34886637
a hag is a hag, but would love the curves of one, but beggars can't be choosers

>>34886505
Why are nuns so great?

>>34886655
she has curves, they're on her head, but still there!

>>34886478
This seems like a bad idea but okay.

>>34885847
Is this what happens when a Kiki finally snaps?

>>34886674
Yes.
Reminder that fondling and molesting your maids every day for weeks on end with no release will result in inevitable impregnation.

>>34885336
How's it feel to be an Alp?

>french kiss a skink
>your tongue gets stained blue

>>34885567
Poor Tentacle girls deserve better, they're actually cute and have a sweet personality

>>34885817

>>34886748
That's a VERY good smile.

>>34886665
cause they're such a loose archetype you can apply whatever you want to them.
Heavily customizable outfits don't hurt either.

>When adventurer Anon retires and becomes a trader.
>Starts getting propositions from monster girls to escort his caravans.
>"Oh, I have drivers and am quite skilled at defending myself so I th-"
>The monster girl guild leader gives an almost primal growl as she says "But you are the merchant, YOu nEEd GuArds"

>>34886748
She is gonna stain your crotch blue.

>>34886475
I need an Ice Queen to cling to me on a hot day

>>34886873
Where's queeno?

The Wights are becoming too decadent.

Underbite, y/n?

>>34887065
Thankfully she has been safely subdued.

>>34887087
>t. anon that got clawed for being slow in the head

>>34887070
hmmm
yes

>>34887070
Depends on the girl.

>>34886850
She’s right you know, time is money as a merchant and you lose so much time beating up every bandit that would leave a guarded target alone.

>>34887070
I'm more about dat underboob yaknowhatimsayin

>>34887065
I have the image of a butler anon trying to act calm while she is doing all she can to piss him and make him punish her

>>34886850
Greenworm escorts spook off monsters with their eye patterns, just as long as you don't transport cabbage you're fine. Alternatively Giant Slug escorts are good too, as they keep bandits away with their goop. Don't try and put them together though, little green bug rivalries can be intense.

>>34887151
>Level 20 Fighter anon grumpily hiring some monster girl mercs while grumbling to his drivers that he 'could have handled whatever we came accross'

>>34887192
Not to mention that the giant slugs are able to equip better weapons and armor than the greenworms.

>>34886850
>level 1 salamander convinced you're a secret boss
I mean she's not wrong but it's going to be a long grind to unlock me.

>>34887198
It’s the practical solution, unless his whole plan was using himself as bait to get some orc or goblin wives

>>34887226
>Eager blue salamander keeps just gets even more convinced after you, bored of the fight dragging on too long, end it in a suitably impressive manner.
>Back at the tavern she's telling her friends about how you have to be some sort of secret warlord or evil mage.
>Meanwhile you're just relaxing at home after a long day of travil.

>>34887255
Probably more of the case that "I can oneshot anything we come across here, why do I have to pay?"

>>34886850
No, I was the only lv 999 adventurer and I don't think I need guards

im cumming

>>34887226
>>34887256
It'll be quite the show when those salamanders get properly leveled up.

>>34887298
in where?

>>34887219
Pretty sure they can equip the same level gear. You just trade CON for CHA if you choose the worm route. For sure not optimal if you're travelling through a place with very unnerved bandits, but slugs have their own problems too. Can't travel through any sort of salt plains obviously, or any kind of desert would dry them out. There's good and bad with both really. Again, you could try hiring both, they probably cover each other's weaknesses well.

>>34886850
find me the largest and the most perverted monster that will do it for free, then you got yourself a deal

>>34887309
im cumming

I sort of have a thing for this. Sexually.

>>34887065
You have two options, Anon. Either play along with her submissive streak, or end up being a submissive streak on the floor.

>>34887303
>They've trained hard for a few years.
>Gotten high levels, are beefy and experts in weapons, ready to take on his 'fortress of solitude.'
>Are expecting to find some huge castle out in the wilds with lots of traps.
>Instead its just a modest manor in the 'good side' of town.
>He is in some comfy clothes as he gets letters from the mail harpy and gives the girls a wave.
>Aqua face x 4
They'd have their expectations shredded.

>>34887312
Well, the big problem is that greenworms...well....lack thumbs.

>>34885817
HAHAHAHA
FAT!!

Am I in the right place to discuss this monsterish girl?

>>34885220
I hate MGE because it infests all monstergirl discussion.

>>34887345
>Ara ara tier apsara bard riding next to Anon in very, VERY revealing clothes.

>>34887386
As it should. Monstergirls are for loving.

>>34887383
Try /tg/
>>34887386
That's not true. You can go to twitter and find countless monster girl ocs who are nothing to do with mge and don't have the rules applied to them.

>>34887379
Elephant tusk blades and pikes. Boom. Also wrist crossbows can be usable with a bit of help from a repeater. Don't forget magical artefacts too. Something like an Iceborn Gauntlet would be very usable for a Greenworm. As far as armor goes, don't see why they wouldn't be able to wear anything a slug can.

>>34887386
Cry about it on /tg/.

>>34887407
I just want to fuck whatever is preteen young and tight. Like a child but more accessories.

oh no

>>34887422
Shit art.

>>34887386
Good

>>34887452

>>34887379
>They'd have their expectations shredded.
> Instead its just a modest manor in the 'good side' of town.
That’s exactly where a secret warlord would live, where you would least expect it

>>34887452

>>34887466
>>34887481
Shit art. Sucks so bad.

>>34887476
>He invites them in as they've done good work for him.
>They think it will either be an excellent scouting opportunity or an ingenious trap.
>Are all cagey as he just offers them snacks
>He's polite but its a bit awkward as they are basically molesting his home with their eyes.

They're going to have this conspiracy web going in their home about what evils he is supposedly wreaking.

>>34887433
Gross.

I want a wife.

>>34887480
Would you fuck the shit out of a 11yo female orc?

>>34887494
Do you have a point or do you just want more 2hus?
If it's the latter I can gladly oblige.

>>34887480
>shaved the armpit mofu
but why

>>34887504
I would talk about the trinkets that I have on the wall and the different prototype weapons I might have been working on

>>34887516
Cute Chengu.

>>34887516
Man, I just want to hang out with Chen and help her try to build her cat army.

>>34887544
>Gadgeteer Anon going on about what is basically a repeating rifle
>Salamanders are taking notes half in the event they face it, half because DAMN ITS COOL

God help you if you were working on a golem or automaton wafiu.

>>34887516
Just that he is a shit artist.

Chen was built for hurtcore.

>>34885231
>hairy
>those fucking nipples
im finna chum

Only meant to be a sheath for middle age man dick.

>>34887516
More wolf tengu!

>>34887595
I mean she'll step on your dick if you're into that, I suppose.

>>34887572
how do you know that, have you... made a visit in my ear?

>>34887609
Yeeeeeahhhh!

>>34887626

>>34887612
Where are her hot moms?

Awooooga!

>>34887407
>MGE
>Love
What planet do you live on.

>>34887626
>>34887641
Out.

>>34887609
I'm going to repeatedly get arrested by the wolf tengu patrols for trespassing just so I can see Momiji!

>>34887645
Fuck off.

>>34887640
Plural?

>>34887625
You talked about things you were making.
The chances of it not being a firearm of some sort was very low.

>>34887626
>>34887641
>>>/pol/
>>>/facebook/

>>34887661
Isn't Yukari also her mom?

Ok boys, you know the drill by this point.

Are we being raided

>>34887688
Someone's trying.

>>34887688
It's the weekend.

>>34887688
Someone’s just havin a giggle

>>34887668
not that, the secret living armor automaton hybrid I didn't show because I wanted to have a robot armor wife

>>34887637
Wash my car.

Oni


>>34887681
If you didn't get it, it's not worth explaining the joke.

>>34887681
Look at the picture again.

Been thinkin' 'bout thos' sandworms

>>34887728
Again, if you're building things, its all the more likely that you'd go whole hog and build a waifu.

>>34887504
>Years in the future they are smug about stopping the evil by marrying him
>they immediately desmug when he says how proud he is of their children, following in their father’s footsteps

>>34887667
Excuse me is this an elf or a cow

>>34887766
>'Mommies! Daddy taught me how to flash kick!'

Gonna secretly dose my kiki with aphrodisiacs to see how long it takes before she finally snaps and her monster instincts override her maid discipline.

>>34887643
Love comes in many forms anon. There is nothing more pure than a mamanos love for human men. It's literally water and food to them.

>>34887782
I want to see a kiki with jubjub flu let loose

>>34887781
At least it wasn’t Psycho Crusher

>>34887813
>Different daughter in the back is learning to atomic buster a training dummy

>>34887807
>get dragged around the house by your kiki as she does chores with you dick clamped in her pussy

>>34887653

>>34887609
>>34887843
F L A T

>>34887770
We need a cow detector

>>34887859
Wouldn't that have a lot of false positives though?

>>34887786
I know.
But, to me, it makes it feel oddly... Fake? I think that's the right word. If all monstergirls are programmed to love human men, is it really love? Love is a very special thing, and I feel MGE misses that mark entirely by literally programming the Mamono that way.

>>34887859
Can you use it on my cow?

>>34887866
it's quite accurate

>>34887866
Cow mouse.

>>34887868
oh dear, you're serious.

>>34887871
that is a dead cow but a cow nonetheless

>>34887871
Break out the Cowculator

>>34887868
you're trying too hard to be epic, please don't

>>34887888
Its probably the one guy from /tg/.
Its his standard method of 'I hate MGE, it all feels fake'

But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho...! delightfully devilish, Cheshire

>>34887906
I'm not sure her boss is going to buy the story about the northern lights, not to mention her dad.

>>34887868
That's part of the lore, are humans in the real world any different? Our programming commands us to love our partner through chemical reactions, sure it can be over ridden but it's a beneficial thing for all parties involved. The demon lord programmed them that way as to win a war without bloodshed and both the humans and mamano are happy with the outcome, though their is a flaw, with the offspring being only daughters, so that needs all of the demon lords attention to solve.

>ara, you're cumming again? All I did was rub your thigh!
>my my, so eager to pew pew it all out for me! You're my favorite kind of toy, cum tank anon-san!

Goblin sluts drive me nuts.

>>34887906
>"Yeah, I get it, you've been referencing that one episode. You'll bring out the burgers, and they'll be from a fast food restaurant. Very epic."
>Cheshire brings out a covered platter
>anon opens it up
>chesh ass

>>34887955

>>34887944
Literally yes. People ARE different from that

Need more Momiji!

>>34887972
Gotem

>>34887866
Made for Malking

Think we will ever see another profile?

>>34887988
Cope, Faggot

>>34887994
Lol!

>>34887992
If nothing unexpected happens to KC.

>>34887983
Then quit looking for reality in a fantasy world about fucking mythological creatures.

>>34887992
Probably after the game gets released.

>>34887992
I'm not hopeful. KC is playing the horse game more than he seems to be developing his own game at this point.
I miss frequent profiles, I miss world guides being in the works, I miss when he hinted at more doujins after the Cheshire one. Patreon game dev was a poison chalice.

>>34888023
I'm not even trying to be realistic. I'm just going by the basic logic of what love is

>>34888025
>Game gets released
>KC immediately announces he's already working in a new one
>Half the thread jumps off a bridge

>>34888043
Hey, if the game is good, I'd be interested in sticking around to see what comes of it.

>>34888043
I really hope he dials the scope down to 10 girls because the time it's taken for the 2 in the demo has been agonizing. 30 seems like too many.

>>34888030
it's a lot of work but he seems to be enjoying himself. I ain't going to stress about it.

>>34885220

You will be sucked

>>34887972
>anon starts poking it with the steak knife

Damn, look at those tendrils

>>34888125
Man, end boss monster girls sure are....surprising.

>>34888138
>"I could be a final boss"
>Munch
>"If I wanted to..."

>>34888157
Final boss of the donut box.

>>34888161
That would be Jabberfag’s wife.

>>34888157
>ywn help your waifu become a final boss
>ywn move into a castle with servants and minions
>ywn watch as your wife still continues to eat chips on her dark throne
If only...

>>34888089
Do I have to press the XXX and the YYY?

>>34887972
Nothing like some homemade steamed ass.

C'mon Anon! Now that Biden and Harris have been shot and the democratic party imploded, life will good again.

https://twitter.com/yuki90286/status/1396563504379797505
Remember to warm up your local jiangshi

>>34888112
There seems to be a lot of overlap between traditional elven and angelic attire

>>34886425

If Lost World had come out years earlier, that would've been ideal, specifically before I got back into Fate. Don't really have time for more than one mobage.

I don't even know anything about Lost World, I just like Touhou.

>>34888190
Wow that's rude

>>34888023
That boat should watch her back.

>>34888391
At least post one that's a monster girl

I love JubJubs!

I want to reproduce with foxes

>>34888410
I wonder what sort of nefarious items they keep in their heart pouches

>>34888416
handcuffs so you won't leave them (not that i would either way.)

>>34888411
No!

>>34888416
Vials of manticore and apophis venom, enhanced with a Wonderland twist.

I can't get off unless the claw marks on my back draw blood. Once you go cat, that's that.

>>34888453
sounds like fun :D

>>34888416
actual hearts

I wanna be kidnapped and used as the breeding stud for a tribe of orcs

>>34888447
I am going to fill my bloodline with fox genes

>>34888453
>apophis venom, enhanced with a Wonderland twist.
What happens if a pharaoh gets hit with that?

>>34888112
>>34888336
>trusting *ngels

I feel like the main reason why i love the jub jub is because they are soft and supposedly comfy to hold, which is influenced by my sleep deprivation.

>>34888542
Just get a weresheep and trade that for awake-deprivation.

At least no one here is dumb enough to fuck a cactus

>>34888539
No angel born in hell could break that satan spell.

>>34888539
I trust angels implicitly and do everything they tell me to. Angels are pure embodiments of light and goodness, they know best and must be followed.

So is no one going to say anything or we just ignoring it?

>>34888554
very tempting since i love sheep girls.

>>34888374
It’s also true

>>34888608
Anon, you know what to do by this point.
Just do it and wait for someone to get off their ass.

>>34888597
that's all well and good, but soon they'll try to get you to sin on purpose so that they can whisk you away for punishment
>Anon is just living his life, sin free
>just like how the angels taught him
>his guardian angel is both proud and frustrated at his lack of sin
>can only pout and poke him while saying "Come on, sin already"

>>34888645
That sounds like demon behavior.

>>34888587
What?
>>34888597
Based
>>34888645
C’mon anon they can use this in their favor and reward such a virtuous person with sex. And if he politely declines reward the humility by doubling the senten- reward

>>34887759
happy fren

>>34888651
Sounds like you are insulting an angel.

>>34888608
What?

>>34888666
>t. Satan

>>34888666
Yeah. A fallen one, judging by those digits.

>>34888666
hi lucy, what's governing hell like?

>>34888666
The morningstar sure seems horny this sunday

>>34888666
A just punishment. It is kind of funny that even though the Demon Lord tried to turn monsters into perfect waifus, she failed to match the majesty and grace of a righteous angel.

>>34888658
as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

>horny fallen angels and demons shitposting
>go check youtube
>this ad
Wh-What’s going on

If a bicorn built a harem for you based on your browsing history what would it look like?

>>34888687
>>34888688
>>34888699
>>34888703
>>34888704
>>34888716
No you heathens, I am NOT a fallen angel. There is no way to type while the flames melt this keyboard.

>>34888734
They're onto you.

>>34888758
what about them digits tho?

>>34888741
>studying caterpillars for uni
oh shit

>>34888774
I hope you're well stocked on lettuce

>>34888758

Demonspawn are a lot more friendly and approachable than the heavenly host

>>34888608
Do not feed the troll, unless she has flowers in her hair

I want to trick three Valkyries into believing I'm a hero, then slowly brainwash them while they sleep until one's wings turn black, making the other two jealous and eager to fall.

>>34888758
Cause fire is the Devil's only friend

>>34888836
WTF

Are nuns turned into monsters better or are monsters turned into nuns better?

angels and demons are shit, they always want you to do something, Wurms don't. They just wanna be happy with you

>>34888869
I like them human

>>34888872
wurm religion is best religion

>>34888872
why do you inject yourself into every single goddamn discussion on this thread.

>>34888741
>houseplants
>aquariums
>crows being funny
>Gold Ship
That is a very diverse group of NEETs all led by an excitable autist

>>34888869
each is fine

I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE WURM LIFE THE WURM LIFE CHOSE ME!!!!

>>34888741
If she goes off of monstergirl-relevant history
>Fox and wolfgirls
>A kikimora
>A Cursed weapon of some type
>A Dark Lady of no species in particular; lilim, dark mage, or maybe just a really intense Inari to lead the whole mad thing and play the Dom role towards me
If she goes off my more general search history subjects
>still foxgirls
>but also Wights, Dark Mages, Elementals, a Demon or two, a handful of Familiars, and probably at least one Devil

>>34888872
Angels are just trying to set (You) in the right path

>>34888915
angels seem very confused about the human valuation of sex

>>34888915
but I find angels boring tho

>>34888406
If you want to get technical, boatsluts and other anthropomophizations could be considered Tsukumogami.

>>34888915
Thanks but I'm good.

>>34888406
>>34888927
let's be real, most of the AL girls are mamano at heart to begin with anyway

>>34888830
only to mindbreak and drain you

>>34888915
Sorry I'm more interested into being dragged to hell

Buy your girl a disappearing swimsuit, it'll be a blast, get one now at your local CheshMart.

>>34885220
So I learned recently that this is actually somebody's vtuber avatar

>>34888926
>>34888931
>>34888941
>>34888921
Good more angels for me (not that I would ever have more than one as polyamory is a sin).

>>34888798
These don't get old.

>>34888915
anon putting two little gomes over her nipples isn't going to make sfw when her tits are covered in sploodge

>>34888976
She just spilled her cup of yogurt Anon

Did we ever get more profiles of different humans?

>>34888969
good 4 u cause I love sinning

>>34888937
Sure but angels mindbreak too, even if they try to glamorize it with a little zeal.

>>34888990
is there one for the gym bro

>>34888990
First time i see this

>>34888969
>Polyamory is a sin
Be fruitful and multiply. You denying angels your seed, refusing to impregnate their holy wombs, just means your seed is potentially being wasted in your already pregnant angel wife is a sin perishable by 10,000 years of repentance which entails being ridden by your wife and her closest friends

>>34888855

I don't have them, but I'm guessing since she has pink hair that Hildr is the one most likely to be dtf.

>>34889036
Fuck you're right.

>>34889051
get to it then, angel lover boy

>>34888969
Pretty sure polyamory wasn’t a sin in biblical times. Hell it probably isn’t a sin at all. Wasn’t it normal for people to have 4 wives back then.

>>34888969
Cupid and Valkyrie are canonically fine with sharing
Angel Troopers even call their friends to join in
Eden just clones herself a ton of times

Angels simply have no provlem with polyamory

>fox momster always lets her adopted son play and sleep in her tails
>it's all part of her plan to get him addicted to her mofu so he'll inevitably want to marry her
Truly the treachery of foxes knows no bounds.

>>34889070
it wasnt, because of biological reasons, species that have a lot of children per coupling tend to be monogamous, if the number of children is really low harems forms

>>34889092
Well they know better than me so if they're okay with it I'm good.

>>34889111
I want a momster

>>34888967
The art is cute but I looked up the vtuber's twitter profile
Gay trans yeti cryptid. Streams bad retro anime & licensed games (she/her)(30+)
I no longer wish to know of this yeti

>>34889111
Based

>>34889128
Lucky for you, they are readily available.

>>34885220

>>34889139
Wurms aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

>>34889139
The sad truth...
Fellas, you've got to buy the most exquisite luxury bed you can find to put in your dragon's hoard, even if she would never admit that she's uncomfy on her gold pile.

>>34889134
How much to buy?

>>34889132
Eh, I'm not bothered enough by it personally. The art is cute. It looks close enough to an MGE yeti to not bug me.

>>34889132
what'd you expect? you got to start appreciating when the quest for knowledge isn't worth it.

>>34889132
How much do you want to bet the faggot that used """"her"""" as the OP picture knew?

>>34889139
>>34889156
>Implying dragons don't sleep on a bed of creeping coin goo

>>34889139

I remember making a character with a weakness to every fetish. Fun times.

>>34889162
It'll cost you your hand in marriage.

>>34889191
what? is this a game?

>>34889197

Monster Girl Dreams or something. Think it's in alpha still but it's cute.

>>34889195
I think the price is worth it.

>>34889204
thanks

>>34889195
just that? I can do that easy

>>34889070
No, even in societies where it wasn't taboo, it was only for the rich/nobility, average person can't support multiple women and their children

>>34889208
>>34889233
Your hand is already angel propriety. Including and specially the ring finger. Don’t.

>>34889243
She hasn't approached me about it though

>>34889243
do they have angel mommies then?

>>34889243
Sorry, this hand is being spent for momsters. Unless they're handing out angel mommies, I don't care.

>>34889156
>get dragon wife a new bed
>years of spinal contortion are undone in one night
>wake up after her
>she's already made breakfast
>no grumbling, no surly comments, no wincing as she sips her coffee
>full of energy and vigor
>tells you she's going to terrorize the human village up the way after breakfast
>what have you wrought upon this world...

STOP lusting after your parental figures you dirty freaks.

>>34888585
cactus alraune when

>>34889275
that's when you grip her tail tip and rub

>>34889281
What about my little sister figure?

>>34889281
thanks for the compliment

>>34889281
I'm not lusting after parental figures, just lusting after thick mom bod monsters

>>34889309
This

>>34889309
There's no problem with that MILF bodies are hot, but the word "Momster" has the connotation of adopted monster mother that you fuck and adopted or not, mother-son incest that still rubs me the wrong way.

>>34889339
>He doesn't want to go back into the place he came out of and fill it full of daughtersisters

>>34888869
Both.

Don't worry, your next week will be productive, she's sure of it!

>>34889405
thanks drawfairy

>>34885220

>>34889402
So the girl was a nun before getting Pslimed, and converted the Pslime into a follower as well?

>>34889425
Stop taking my knife you demon fuck

>>34889292
a clockwork little sister can be provided

>>34889459
>she freezes in place
>spin my key please nii-chan
>wind her back up
>gives you a hug

An extremely powerful wizard appears in front of you, and gives you the option to finally transport you to a world filled with monstergirls. However, before he does so you'll be teleported to a pocket dimension where you will have to live for an unknown amount of years before he finally fulfills his part of the agreement and sends you to your favorite mg setting. If you accept, these are the conditions:

>You have to choose 3 to 10 monstergirls to accompany you, they can be from any species you want, including those not on KC's guides (green orc, phoenix, for example) and you can repeat the species as many times as you want to the point of having 10 monsters from the same species

>The pocket dimension will have the size of the Greater Tokyo Area

>There won't be any traces of civilization or technology in the pocket dimension, only wilderness, but you can choose how the environment will look like

>The only exception to the former rule is a place located roughly in the middle of the pocket dimension, where you and your companions will find shelter

>This shelter will look differently depending on your monster choices (for example if you choose to have a harem of dark priestesses, it could take the form of a church or convent)


If you accept, tell me. What monsters did you take with you? What does your shelter look like? And the rest of the pocket dimension? What will you do in it? Be as original as you want.