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Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:40:30 2009 No.3487735 [Reply] [Original]

What do you do in this situation?

>>	littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ Sat Oct 3 12:41:30 2009 No.3487747 unties her bow

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:44:30 2009 No.3487759 File: 22 KB, 447x338, ult_war.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I LOOK ABOVE TO THE GODS. AND WHEN SHE FALLS BELOW THE SKELETONS OF THE WARRIOR'S PAST, THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS SHALL BECOME THE EIGHT WONDER OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:47:30 2009 No.3487770 >>3487735 Mmm.... Fried Chicken!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:56:30 2009 No.3487797 My robe and wizard hat, I put it on I does.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:57:30 2009 No.3487799 Lying there with my throat torn open, I'd eject the contents of my bladder and bowel and cover myself in a mixture of piss and excrement. Enjoy your meal, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 12:58:30 2009 No.3487807 If I'm wearing her hat it means I've clearly won, and now she's a groveling mess that can't even stand up.

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Sat Oct 3 13:05:30 2009 No.3487835 File: 48 KB, 360x179, Mystia Lorelei112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rolling + grappling could do the trick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:18:30 2009 No.3487899 Wake up, since Mystia only eats some humans, like ones that disturb her. I doubt she is ever starving, running a lamprey stand and whatnot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:21:30 2009 No.3487906 Let her feast on that random dude that I don't know. We're assuming this is in my perspective, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:21:30 2009 No.3487911 I'm wearing her hat and don't have a mark on me, so this is obviously lovemaking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:24:30 2009 No.3487925 >>3487735 Oh Ultimate Warrior, you so crazy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:24:30 2009 No.3487926 Surprise her by quickly grabbing her and giving her a most passionate kiss. Tender loving ensues.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:26:30 2009 No.3487937 Quickly put her hat back on before she dies then have consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off followed by hugging.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:31:30 2009 No.3487964 File: 34 KB, 454x477, UltWarrior.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3487925 YOU MUST SHOW NO MERCY....NOR HAVE ANY BELIEF IN HOW OTHERS JUDGE YOU...FOR YOUR GREATNESS SHALL SILENCE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:32:30 2009 No.3487967 >>3487731 > Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night. Is this really the quality of discussion that we want here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:34:30 2009 No.3487975 >>3487926 >>3487937 >>3487911 Silly Anons, youkai cannot have sex!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:47:30 2009 No.3488031 >>3487975 It's not nice to lie, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:51:30 2009 No.3488048 >>3488031 I'm not. Why would a youkai need to worry about it? There is no need for reproduction.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 13:59:30 2009 No.3488074
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>>3488048
But that wouldn't stop them from enjoying it even if they couldn't reproduce. Now whether or not they have it with humans is up for debate. Can't see a youkai finding a human attractive sexually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:02:30 2009 No.3488085 File: 294 KB, 1053x1500, 13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3488048 They don't need to worry about it but it's not like they can't do it if they wanted to.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sat Oct 3 14:02:30 2009 No.3488087 >>3488074 The one thing that's consistent in almost every mythology across the world is that sometime, somewhere there were guys that banged inhuman women, and it wasn't always against their will.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:03:30 2009 No.3488095 >>3488074 >the diseased end

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:03:30 2009 No.3488096 File: 455 KB, 1195x1000, 1243468430894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mystia is so lovely~

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:04:30 2009 No.3488105 >>3488074 To a youkai a human nothing more than food. The male youkai are kept in the dark and used for sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:05:30 2009 No.3488109 >>3488085 Source?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:06:30 2009 No.3488110 File: 392 KB, 1000x900, 1216302204368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3488105 Firefly in the dark?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:07:30 2009 No.3488120 >>3487735 Die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:12:30 2009 No.3488146 roll for initiative

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:12:30 2009 No.3488147 File: 488 KB, 744x1052, mystia9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:16:30 2009 No.3488160 If she intends to drink some amount of blood? Let her do as she pleases, then make her pay for it with her body. If she intends to kill me and eat the body? Roll for initiative, then rape or die, depending on the result.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:47:30 2009 No.3488301 One word CLOACA

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 14:49:30 2009 No.3488314 File: 772 KB, 1200x1200, aya14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3488301 OOOOOOOOOOH YEAH

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:02:30 2009 No.3488365 >>3488109 Night Sparrow Ballad >>3488301 Unfortunately not many artists give them a delicious cloaca.

>>	Tok !cyVqzYJXu2 Sat Oct 3 15:07:30 2009 No.3488388 >>3488105 This is what secondary fags actually believe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:11:30 2009 No.3488398 File: 150 KB, 471x703, 2b21e78c5a231ae7901d44a64e3ace69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aya is a slutty youkai so she'd fuck a human. Then write about the experience in her paper.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:20:30 2009 No.3488428

>>3488388
This is what primary fags do not believe and believe themselves to be superior in Touhou knowledge than other fans hence giving themselves a sense of superiority regarding anything Touhou but in reality no one really gives a shit because having extensive knowledge of Touhou and its workings doesn't really mean shit.

Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:22:30 2009 No.3488436
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Primaryfans of Touhou believe that their beloved toohoos love them and would love nothing more than to be their 2D waifus and happily have sex with their fat, smelly greasy asses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:22:30 2009 No.3488439 >>3488428 You mad, son?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:27:30 2009 No.3488452 File: 236 KB, 992x851, utsuho49.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cloaca?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:29:30 2009 No.3488455 >>3488439 No. Are you?

>>	Tok !cyVqzYJXu2 Sat Oct 3 15:30:30 2009 No.3488457 >>3488428 I have no idea what you just said.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:30:30 2009 No.3488460 Her lower back is so cute.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Oct 3 15:31:30 2009 No.3488462 >>3488452 In before Okuu excreting glowing plutonium.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:32:30 2009 No.3488466 File: 138 KB, 550x750, bf327da9bf89da352c127894b40e2bc6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:33:30 2009 No.3488469 >>3488439 I'm not mad, son. Just disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:34:30 2009 No.3488471 File: 153 KB, 698x741, 1245596015334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3488462 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:35:30 2009 No.3488474 >>3488457 That is because you have little intellect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:36:30 2009 No.3488476 Foursome involving Aya, Okuu and Mystia?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:37:30 2009 No.3488477 >>3488471 Highly toxic material, must....not....fap..

>>	Tok !cyVqzYJXu2 Sat Oct 3 15:37:30 2009 No.3488479 >>3488474 Alright, sure. What's your point?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:38:30 2009 No.3488481 File: 282 KB, 800x600, Touhou Birds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys like birds?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:44:30 2009 No.3488493 File: 552 KB, 1250x1210, 125203244977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3488481 only ATOM POWERED BIRDS

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:45:30 2009 No.3488496 >>3488479 The point is your imagined superiority is just that; imagined.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Oct 3 15:47:30 2009 No.3488500 File: 360 KB, 1200x1800, 1228081040831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3488493 You know it. Deep in your HERZ AUS STAHL.

>>	Tok !cyVqzYJXu2 Sat Oct 3 15:51:30 2009 No.3488508 >>3488496 I never said I was superior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:52:30 2009 No.3488514 >>3488508 You didn't need to say it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 15:56:30 2009 No.3488530 File: 743 KB, 1950x1900, 5716f8c6937ecc7f374cb9df2f966fc2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3488500 DIE FURCHT

>>	Tok !cyVqzYJXu2 Sat Oct 3 16:21:30 2009 No.3488664 >>3488514 I didn't mean to imply that I was superior. I was merely saying that u r gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 16:48:30 2009 No.3488791 >>3488664 >u r gay Go back to Gaia.

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