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3485410 No.3485410 [Reply] [Original]

CONDOMS. Use 'em, /jp/.

>> No.3485417
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3485417

>Implying the average /jp/er has any use for condoms.

>> No.3485415

But the pope says that condoms give you HIV/AIDS.

>> No.3485421

What the hell is this,. some sort of /a/ unisonshift crapflood?

>> No.3485431

First I need a girlfriend...

>> No.3485443

>>3485431
me too..

>> No.3485452

condoms suck, bareback is where it's at

>> No.3485454
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>>3485431
>>3485443
No you don't.

>> No.3485458

EVERY SPERM IS SACRED

>> No.3485464

>>3485458
hmm....

>> No.3485492

>>3485410
I love Amane...

>> No.3485512

>>3485458

I call BS on that, because sperm degenerates every few days, so regardless, sperm is not sacred.

>> No.3485535

>>3485512
joke--------->
your head

>> No.3485540

>>3485512
FUCK YOUR SCIENCE, GOD SAID SO AND I BELIEVE HIM

>> No.3485542

OP is right. Weren't condoms really good as survival water containers? Holding quite a large amount of water without bursting?

>> No.3485552

>>3485542

You can also put them over your muzzle to keep water out of your gun.

>> No.3485553

Would you step on a baby's head and eat it's internal organs while it was still alive, right in front of it's mother?
Because that's basically what you're doing if you use birth control.

>> No.3485554

This is 4chan

>> No.3485557
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>>3485552
But I don't own a gun.

>> No.3485587

GIRLS. Do 'em for once, /jp/.

>> No.3485595
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3485595

>>3485587
girls...who needs em?

>> No.3485604

Anyone noticed that Syo's sperm fucking GLITTERS?

>> No.3485628

My hand can't get pregnant.

>> No.3485630

>>3485604
Shoujo-vision, man. It's, like, a totally different experience, dude.

>> No.3485633

>>3485542

They're also good for keeping your M16s free of dirt so you can continue shooting conservatives.

>> No.3485636
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>>3485628
darling, it turned blue! We're pregnant!!! I love you so much!

>> No.3485666

>>3485636
I lol'd.

>> No.3485713

>>3485636
[X] Falcon Pawnch.

>> No.3485718

>>3485410
But I want to reproduce...

>> No.3485724

>>3485718
then, stay way from your PC

>> No.3485751
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3485751

Brb, reproducing...

>> No.3485887

>>3485458
EVERY SPERM IS GOOD!

>> No.3485894

Haruhi clone #238

>> No.3485909
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3485909

>>3485410
What? I don't have time for something annoying like that.

>> No.3485921

>>3485887

IF A SPERM IS WASTED ~

>> No.3485939
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3485939

>>3485909
Hey, Makoto, you are responsible for this bun in the oven you know.

>> No.3485945

>>3485939
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS

>> No.3485947

>>3485921
GOD GETS QUITE IRATE!

>> No.3485963

>>3485947
LET THE PAGANS SPILL THEIRS ON MOUNTAINS HILLS AND PLAINS

>> No.3485970
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3485970

>>3485939
How is it my fault? You're the one who's pregnant!

There are things you can do to take care of it, right?

>> No.3485974

I wonder if masturbating with a condom on feels good.

>> No.3485987
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3485987

>>3485970
SURPRISE GUTSEX!

>> No.3485993

>>3485974
It doesn't

>> No.3486002
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3486002

>>3485987
No, no, I mean they have clinics for these sort of things...

>> No.3486008

>>3485993
It would at least make the process of drinking the sperm a bit easier.

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>>3485963
GOD SHALL STRIKE THEM DOWN FOR EACH SPERM THAT'S SPILLED IN VAIN

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