/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I like lims, sexy royalty is best royalty

Uh oh gachafag got to the OP

>>34787698
Someone get out the lim bin.

>>34787698
Royalty makes for the best damsels.

>>34787698
>Lani

I do love Lims very much
Would be nice to be the personal stress relief to a big shot Lim

I'm going to cum in a lilims face then use a teleportation rune to port away, but not before leaving a note saying "if you can find me, I'm yours"

>"Hey..."

>>34787807
Who dat

Monstergirl waifus settling down for you after getting all the bad boy out of their system!

>>34787982
I see the mistress of the mansion has decided to change things up with her appearence.

>>34787982
>wing hats
How does Sakuya let her out of the mansion like this? Did she dress Remilia wrong as a joke?

Focks

>>34788075
She uses wooden corks for safety.

Reminder that it is now official law decreeded by a joint committee of the desert and forest kingdoms that you MUST feed the worms you come across if you have food to spare. If you are caught neglecting a worm with extra food visible, you are by law going to get punishment. This can range from on the spot marriage to time in the dungeon, depending on the severity.

>>34788069
Dhampir-feeders.

>>34787805
Sure, you can kidnap this young, unaccompanied noble fleeing from Lescatie, and hold her for ransom.
You can even say you were acting as her bodyguard!
What can go wrong?

>>34788111
Very responsible

>>34788200
She will need them to help feed the heirs to be of the scarlet devil mansion.

>>34788320
And (You).

>>34788361
of course but that is something that can be left unsaid.

>>34788313
It's all fun and games until...

>>34788383
Until wurm decides she's the tennisball

>>34788161
but they're smelly

I wanna be swarmed by ghouls and zombies and chased through a graveyard

>>34788521
Oh goodness, who tied her up? I'll untie her!

I like the idea of a group of buddies tring to summon a succubus on a dare and think nothing would happen, only to be swarmed by monstergirls

>>34787805
>lilim princess gets captured by a band of ruffians while traveling from Lescatie to Monstergirl City
>They tie her up, tear her priceless dress, and throw her into their Bandit Chief's tent
>Lilim gets absolutely SOAKING expecting a brutal ravishing by her rogue captor
>Spends the next few minutes waiting and trying to decide exactly how long she has to keep up the act of the defiant princess before she gives in
>She hopes he'll mindbreak her for real so she doesn't have to pretend long
>She wishes the ropes we're tighter, they feel almost like she could slip out of them if she tried
>She does her best to keep them on, doesn't want to mess up a perfect first rape
>The bandit chief comes into the tent, brandishing a tray and a lamp
>Lilim princess shivers imaging what depraved instruments of torment might be on it
>Bandit chief sets the tray down
>Lights several scented candles and uncorks a bottle of wine
>He lifts the tray cover to reveal a dinner for two, and moves her chair over to the table, undoing her bindings as he does so
>Lilim spends the next 2 hours having a really lovely first date wondering when he's going to get to the bodice-ripping part.

>>34788587
>>34788521
>Zombie in licorice-twist bikini

Based, more should be done with edible clothing in MGE

paizuri maids < nakadashi maids

>>34788679
>not keeping the ropes on and helping her drink
This is why humanity deserves to lose.

>>34788670
I like that idea, except a goonies parody where 4-5 highschool boys are trying to investigate mysterious occurrences in their sleepy small town, only to get captured by various undead MGs.

>>34788743
Hey, hey, Liugi Vampa, feared Bandit-King, never had the delicate upbringing of the men-at-court, he isn't familiar with all the proper etiquette for ab(se)duction of a Royal Princess and Grandaughter of the Demon Lord. He's doing his best, but I'm sure the princess can find a way to diplomatically correct his little error.

How can they parade around in such obscene outfits showing their bodies like that? It's almost as if they don't even want us to stand a chance to resist

>>34788859
The fox of disaster never shows mercy

>>34783213
Weak guy massagist that had not much going for him in his old life so he doesnt care much gets isekai nearby a Hinezumi dojo and knowing nothing else to do and needing to make a living, give them massages. After getting paid, when he tries to leave to find a hotel or something, the Hinezumis guarding the door nope him, he still tries to leave, gets slapped and his ass kicked and carried to a room for a mass marriage ceremony and subsequent rape.

>>34787907
Haha imagine being trapped under a big sleeping evil lim

>>34788859
>Hey, hey, Boya, I've got two tickets to see 'The Man and The Mofu' at the theatre this Saturday, want to join me?

>>34788859
Correct. Now submit to foxes

When does a Pharaoh Daughteru gain command of her God Voice? Is sending her to Sabbath Daycare a good idea?

>>34788361
The mansion broodmothers.

>>34788679
>lilim princess gets "captured" by a band of ruffians while traveling from Lescatie to Monstergirl City
>they tie her up, tear her priceless dress, and immediately cum from her tits becoming uncovered
>every last one of them does, right in their pants
>half of the bandit gang wasn't even where they could see her breasts, the raw sex aura unleashed was just that strong
>they're so confused by this experience that they assume they came because of their fellow bandits around them and immediately alp
>lilim has a giggle at the situation, shimmies out of her restraints, then leaves after watching the chaos for a bit
>the ol' damsel trick always has funny results

>>34783213
Weak guy massagist that had not much going for him in his old life so he doesnt care much gets isekai nearby a Hinezumi dojo and knowing nothing else to do and needing to make a living, give them massages. After getting paid, when he tries to leave to find a hotel or something, the Hinezumis guarding the door nope him, he still tries to leave, gets slapped and his ass kicked and carried to a room for a mass marriage ceremony and subsequent rape.

>>34788943
egyptian girls drive me wild

Do muscle Shirohebis exist? How do I marry one?

>>34788945
What a magnificent librarian mage. She truly enjoys your company.

>>34788943
>When does a Pharaoh Daughteru gain command of her God Voice?
When she reaches puberty and it gets stronger as she gets older
>Is sending her to Sabbath Daycare a good idea?
No, she’ll be the only real kid there surrounded by 500 year old “kids”

>>34788945
Beware the coven

>>34785916
>>34785916
This has made my wee-wee quite hard. I thank you for this!

>trusting DESPERATE hags

>>34788951
>tearing her dress off
They deserved it. They could've sold the dress or upcharged it on the ransom.

>>34788809
They should join the Kidnappers Guild. They're really looking for more employees during these times.

>>34789026
Unf. That tomboy.

>>34789026
No more candy for the wives

>>34789047
loli hags are the best

>>34788909
Based, but it should take place over a couple weeks. He's a temp called in to cover the regular masseuse (a Greenworm, who's suprisingly good at her job despite not having hands) being on vacation.

At first he's a little nervous with so many aggressive lizards around, especially when they insist they always train naked, and make him shower and change in the communal locker room. But before long, be finds his Swedish deep-tissue massages to be the talk of the gym, and he's working overtime in a flood of sweaty, toned salamander flesh. At the end of each day his finger and arms are aching, but the girls return the favor by massaging his hands and forearms at lunch and making him soak with them in the hot springs at the end of the day.

After the first day, they insist he move into the dojo's spare room so he doesn't have to commute, and between the nice room, pleasant company of the lizard students, and the delicious spicy goulash made by the black-belt students, he decides to stay.

At the end of the second week, however, he begins to sense some tension as the students realize their time is running out, and it becomes a battle to see whether they will lose their favorite human massuer, or if they can find a way to keep him as full-time staff!

>>34789059
She's going to steal your heart (Metaphorically)

>>34789061
Please, they look fine!
...
Ok, maybe Patchy should get a bit of a restriction.

>>34789084
Soft Patchy.

>>34788994
I don't know how common single Shirohebi are, but it's easier to find an average Shirohebi and drop hints (or just tell her straight) that you find big muscles sexy and convince her to work out.

>>34789185
*how common single buff Shirohebi are

>>34789181
Look, one of the mages always draws the shortstraw on the figure department and in this case its her.

>>34787680

>>34789388
Gonna download and install impregnation.dll on them

>>34787680

>>34789084
>>34789026
Being the husband of three vastly different dark mages must be hard work.

>>34789672
The human village relies on you so you must bear the responsibility.

>>34789672
>Evocation Dark Mage
>Generic Dark Mage
>Doll/Golem maker one

I accept this duty

>>34789711
Remember that impregnating Remi is a good way to get her to advance to a more adult figure.

>>34789199

I think they are more common than single normal ones. Most men would go for the girly femenine ones working as proper Shrine Maidens, while the buff ones likely are guarding the temples looking intimidating and wearing naginatas.

Gonna find the last living human girl in an undead city and marry her just to make the wights seethe

>>34789731
Hopefully they know some restoration spells. You will be needing it.

>>34789806
Patchy probably does.
She knows how to do many things.

>>34789795
Based, human girls > monster girls

Time for another game of:
Fuck, Marry, Kiss! - Cow Edition

Today's contestants in alphabetical order:
>Hakutaku
>Holstaur
>Minotaur

>>34789866
>marry the minotaur
>marry the holstaur
>marry the hakutaku
>marry an ushi as well
>marry any other sort of cow

SUCCED

>>34789866
Time to channel my inner Richard Dawson; nobody is leaving a loser

>>34789886
Stop. I can only get so erect.

>>34789835
That's human girls in the process of monsterization though. They are in that stage where they start to fuck like monster girls. Meanwhile the kikimora headmaid is training them to become excellent maids for mastah.

>>34789884
>A bicorn can be seen in the distance painting white spots on her fur and place fake bull horns on her head

>>34789866
Kiss Minotaur
Marry Minotaur
Fuck Minotaur

>>34789886
Imagine being the plaything to a trio of sadistic succs

>>34789901
Sounds like monster propaganda to me

>>34789886
Where's Prezsucc?

>>34789886
>3 visibly horny succs
>1 tiny guy
Something tells me this will enter /d/ territory real quickly.

Personally if I was gonna end up inside one of them, I'd rather is be the redhead on the right. Pig tails girl looks mighty fine as an option 2. There really isn't any bad option here.

I really dislike the English version of MGE, specially because of how they ruined the Hellhound, making her look fucking picky, that she views the weakness of humans as a bad thing rather than something that maker her heart pupil and downplayed her protectiveness.

But the Jinko profile, really turned me on, with how much emphasis it place on her muscles and outright stating she has a "hardy body". Hardy body = hardy dick.

>>34789963
>1 tiny guy
It's not literal

Would an extremist demon be the kind of aunt to give her niece/nephew a demon silver butterfly knife and porn mags when they turn 13 or would monster extremism make them the opposite kind of aunt?

>>34789986
Oh thank goodness. I was getting unnerved at the idea of being abused as a human dildo

>>34789994
She’d be the kind of aunt that waits for nephew to become an adult and them strike. And then brag to her book club about it

i want to hug cute gote

>>34789994
She would brainwash him into being a human extremist (minus the monster murdering). She wants a challenge.

>>34789866
Make it em at least 200 years old, I will be on them like white on rice. I sure do love hags

>>34789753
That's sad, I'd reassure a gruff Shirohebi guard built like a brick wall she's beautiful and full of feminine charm.

>>34790035
i want to fug cute gote

>>34789866
>>34789884
We need more cowgirls, what other possibilities are there?

>>34788941
I want to kiss all her scars and reassure her she's still beautiful

>>34790106
I've always wanted Yak variant of a mino which is just even bigger and has shaggier fur
Like a holy fusion of mino and yeti

>>34789835
>Kikimora-san says: "Maids should also be eye candy for Master"

>>34790106
Catoblepas

>>34790118
What would a buffalo girl be like?

>>34789994
>a demon silver butterfly knife
wait a second... is she counting on him fucking the tricks up and cutting himself?

>isekai manga the Queen of Death passively scares the fuck out of everyone and the MC is the only guy ever known that can partially resist the panic she causes

>>34789071
Young lolis > hag lolis

>>34790258

>>34790270
i have never seen someone with an opinion this wrong

>>34790277
>first rumor she learns he may have been mistreated and already plans to kill everyone else in the country

>>34790270
>he says while posting a HAG

>>34790270
Both are shit

>>34790186
quite big
with the WIDE horns

>>34790277
>>34790301
>MC's name is Kaito
>Kaito means Phantom Thief
>Like Arsene, he stole her heart

>>34790361
They would be quite tareas as well, so do your part and breed them

Tell a jinko you love her. Do it know!

>>34790420
*rare

>>34790435
I just did and she ran off

>>34790435
I will go up to the oldest single one and give her a hug then say I love her

>>34789956
Prez would be the Angel or Valkyrie rescuing the guy.

>>34790435
I need a Jinko gf

For those with evil waifus, does your wife show you off around others or does she hide you to protect you?

A lamia will swallow your virginity like an anaconda swallows a capybara. Slowly and mercilessly, with a fierce determination. You will become her prey in body and mind. All resistance will be squeezed out of you, and you will melt in her arms and tail like putty

>>34790290
But men and young monster girls compliment eachother the best.

>>34790318
Rude, she just has a big butt.

pharaoh butte

>>34790735
Pharaoh Flex

>>34790735
Why he is t-posing?

>>34790735
important

>>34790815
to assert domminance

>>34790845

>What do you mean "gingerbread houses are against building regulations"?
>I need a permit to build a property even if it is deep in the woods?
>I should turn the lot of you into toads and not the mamono kind.

>>34790717
Do I at least get called a good boy at the end?

>>34790815
Model failed to load.

>>34790880
The said it's going to rain tomorrow, ma'am.

>>34790735
Pharaoh needs her guns from her gun throne

>>34789072
>surprisingly good
theyre just buttering her up, theres a reason the vacation lasted several weeks

>>34790881
Yes, but you likely won't be conscious from the day's long milking

>>34787680

>>34790975
Do mofus like having their tails pulled or their hair pulled when hitting it from behind?

Anon, your girlfriend's here to milk your penis dry without your consent again.

I want to fuck one of these little shits until they start to ragdoll

>>34791183
do not pull tails, its the equivalent of pulling on someones spine

>>34791223
Impossible, she doesn't know I exist yet

>>34791223
>alright let her in
>now she doesn't want to do it because you gave consent
remember to be courteous of your wife's fetishes

>>34791234
Those dark rings around her eyes say she should sleep, not party.

>>34791239
>t. fox weak to tail pulling

>>34790880
>Gingerbread house
>Feeder Dark Mage

>>34791269
she doesn't want you to find out 3 of her tails are buttplugs

>>34791262
Just call in the local nightmare and get the best of both worlds

>>34791234
Alright but don't do it past midnight or they'll pull a reverse uno card.

>>34791295
>pull on tail(s)
>she only has 1 tail
>the 8 other ones are fake tails she stuffed in her pants to try and impress people

>>34789835
How about human monstergirls?

>>34791358
As long as the monster is on the outside

>>34791325
Taillets, when will they learn?

>>34791358
How?

>>34790003
Haven't seen the manga version of that image posted before?

>>34791408
this is never the case

>>34790541
Latenight draws the cutest monster girls.

>>34791576
truly the most evil of bunny girls, a litteral war criminal

>>34791280
She sure is an Architect.

>>34791248
Just use hypnosis so it works.

>>34791498
Humans, but monster girls.

>>34791603
I don't get the pun.

I saw this last thread and was still thinking about it. Is lesser succ milk the rarest monster girl milk? The anon made a good point about how monsterization is a short window, so getting milk with just enough prisoner fruit undertones would be hard inbetween the full succ and human states. What do you think? What would be the rarest milk in your mind?

>>34791619
So humans that behave like monsters?

>>34791635
architect as in building a house
architect as in wanting to fatten up someone

>>34791635
An architect is someone into a certain fetish that is building either themselves or their partner to fit that mold.

>>34791535
But that's the whole draw of these cuties.

>>34791649
I want cute bookgoat to spend hours telling me never-ending exposition in a monotone voice before I abruptly shut her up with a kiss and ask for a quick summary.

I want to mercilessly pound a mino from behind while she exclaims that her toned ass is going to get cushiony from all the sex we have

>>34791675
it will rapidly go from bookgoat reading books to you
to you reading fairytales to her on your lap

>>34791576
I can hear the smug from this image

>>34790435
With pleasure.

>>34791706
If that's you, got a collection of your wife stories? I remember someone I know wanted good Jinko ones but couldn't find any.

>>34789886
https://nhentai.net/g/359126/
>>34789956
included in the above

>>34787807
Who? All I see is a white space between selene and viccy.

>>34791239
a lot of cats like having their tail (gently) pulled, I wouldn't be surprised if foxgirls were the same

>>34791739
Yes, I commissioned 2 stories on how I met my wife:

http://www.4binz.org//237
https://medusafag.com/2021/03/08/tough-love/

I also commissioned one about meeting and marrying a muscular Hellhound bouncer:

https://medusafag.com/2021/03/17/my-guardian/

>>34789886
>3 succs force a nerdy superhero to get /fit/

>>34791885
Thanks, yeah I rememeber these were some good ones, couldn't find think.

>trusting e*ves

I am here to tell you, dont trust your cheshire friend advice and goad the old sally nun at the eros church to a fight

What way of proclaiming your love for a Hebi is ideal? I've contemplated a love letter or music, but I'm unsure.

>>34792111
breaking into her place at midnight,sneaking into her bed and tying her up

>>34787698

If I could wish for anything from a genie, super speed. Cause you can't grab what ya can't touch

>>34791744
>Bob Ross end

Absolute kino

>>34787680

>>34791507
>>34790003

>>34792118
Do hebis like waking up in shibari?

>>34792188
I was saying "You haven't seen the manga version of that image posted before?" to the post I was replying to.

>>34792228
Think I quoted your post by mistake

>>34792248
You were replying to my post, so I thought you though I was saying that I haven't seen the manga page posted before.

>>34792221
only if you tie it properly

>>34792271
*thought you thought

>>34792280
I can make some pretty bowties.

Is it possible to have a 3-way with another girl inside a slime or undine while you fuck them simultaneously?

>>34792308
I guess

>>34790033
>She’d be the kind of aunt that waits for nephew to become an adult
For a demon that's anywhere from 12 to 20

>>34787680

>>34790229
Good point, it could all be a ploy to swoop in when he cuts himself and show him some tricks. You never know with demons especially when they've been single for Lilith knows how long

>>34792079
Last time I trusted a elf I was in a cave for 15 hours and during that time there was non stop sex

>"Who are you? Vhere are your papers? Vhat is your name? Why do I smell katze on you?"
>"Nein, nein, nein. Das ist inakzeptabel."
>"Du bist verhaftet, we must go about reforming you. Make you into a fine 'hundmann'."

>>34792486
>Vhat is your name?
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

>>34792486
Good christ anon I'm trying not to coom rn

>>34792486
Heil Hund?

>>34792486
Step on me

>>34791682
I want to anal fuck a bottom heavy loli Amazoness in different positions until she's gone all the way from scowling to ahegaoing, and lewdly compliment her small athletic body and butthole with dominant dirty talk while doing it.

>>34787680

Does Cat Silvervine work on Jinkos?

>>34792641
I read somewhere tigers either ignore it or hate it

>>34792486
>tell her no
>"DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL"

Friends teasing each other over their libido

>>34791498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rwUdL9qXjk

HOUNDED

>>34793040
https://files.catbox.moe/93fk6w.png

>>34793139
Those nipples look delicious

>>34787680

>>34793157
https://files.catbox.moe/nozd5q.png
Whoever made the card did a great job

what would the best outfit for a bogey momster?

>>34787680

>taking living doll to watch pinocchio

normal mgs arn't doing it for me anymore
I need stronger stuff

>searching for "succubus" on Danbooru now redirects to "demon_girl"
How does this make you feel?

>>34793513
consider greenworms... but the toxic variety

>>34793223
>sweat covered hellhound aftercare, asking what names I like for daughters
zoo wee mama

>>34793527
fucking normies have no discernment, more on the news at 11

I wonder how would you deal with monster girls in the gym?

>>34793599
I don't know, between most guys having music in their ears or not talking or even making eye contact with other people, I actually think they're a pretty safe space. Don't let the onis and minos online making up
>totally real stories
fool you

>>34793599
Pretty easy since I don't go there

What do amazons do with captured females? Do they let them go, make them join the tribe, what if they’re married already married?

>>34793599
go for the yoga section and pick up a wife-to-go

How would a monster girl from a species that's not normally considered scary react to a man who's scaroused of her?

>>34793644
>t. Fatty

>>34793645
>If it's a woman, then she'll be captured, and in the same manner as a succubus, they will infuse her with demonic energy through sex, and she will be changed into an amazoness. Afterwards, she will be educated in the ways of the amazoness warriors, learning the arts of war, the roles of men and women that differ from the outside world, and how to ravish and please men, etc. Additionally, should a man and woman wander into the village together, the woman will be passionately welcomed as an excellent warrior candidate who has already captured a man and receive a thorough warrior's education.

>>34793645
Presumably the same thing as when they just enter themselves.
>Also, if a human happens to wander into their village, if it's a man, then the fledgling amazoness will mark him as the target of a "man hunt" on the spot. If it's a woman, then she'll be captured, and in the same manner as a succubus, they will infuse her with demonic energy through sex, and she will be changed into an amazoness. Afterwards, she will be educated in the ways of the amazoness warriors, learning the arts of war, the roles of men and women that differ from the outside world, and how to ravish and please men, etc. Additionally, should a man and woman wander into the village together, the woman will be passionately welcomed as an excellent warrior candidate who has already captured a man and receive a thorough warrior's education.

>>34793684
>>34793692
>Enter the forest with a cute demure childhood friend
>Leave forest with 6'5" muscle succ childhood friend princess carrying you

>>34793661
So I can just yoink a monster out and fuck her right there, nice

>>34787680

How would the theards be like on 4monster's /b/ ?

Boy's heads belong between monkey thighs

>>34793733
Of course, monster love is a two way street after all. They can carry you off for marriage, don't see why you can't do the same.

>>34793723
She knew, Anon.
>hey, you want to go into the forbidden forest?
>of course it's safe!
>come on, it'll be just like old times!
>you have a date with the girl at the pub later?
>maybe you can pick some flowers for your wen- I mean, barmaid on the way back, hmm?

>>34793796
Would monsters who got carried off be somewhat envied by those had to catch their husbands

cute wife, dude

>>34793896
She is cute

>>34793785
Horn so hot
Hot hot horn
Horn so hot you cook the corn

To sin is to win, get a free wife, get fed, all you have to is sin. The sin can be a very tiny one and you can be a neet for the rest of your life

>>34793663
Imagine a guy being scared of a greenworm's eye patterns and her puffing out her chest with bravado

>>34793845
>Big oni smugly smiling at her mino and ogre friends as anon carries her out of the gym

>>34793845
Of course, the better question would would be who would get more envy? big or small monsters being carried?

>>34793845
Big monsters have it good when an enthusiastic guy latches onto her, like a Jubjub does on her husband.

So if a chimera takes a doppleganger potion does it split her personalities into individual goat, dragon and lamia bodies?

>>34793989
This is why I drink 4 gallons of milk every week
>>34794028
The big monsters would be envious of the smaller monsters due to the fact they can be carried off easier

Now how would a harpy even fit in shoes?

>>34794114
They consult their local cheshire. Alternatively, boots.

>>34794114
Go get customs or dont wear 'em at all

>>34794078
>Mino seething that a smol rata got whisked away by some guy
>about to head home and shitpost
>feel her feet leave the ground and head fall back
>quickly finds herself being princess carried by Anon
>He tells her "Your my wife now and I'm thirsty for some milk!" poor Anon worked out his muscles not his flirting
>starts swooning and heart pupiling now that she has her own Anon

>>34793896
Is that sookmo? Baphofag's got taste.

>>34794114
With how bird feet are, they would be more like padded gloves

Fluffy little one-tailed foxes are much cuter and cuddlier than those many-tailed hags.

How do you think a Gorilla MG would be like?

Life with a dire cheshire would be interesting to say the least

>>34794205
Yetis, but with black fur.

>>34794212
ropu/beast boost cheshire literally bouncing off the walls

>>34794233
Not bad, i could dig that cause Im somewhat similar

>>34794114
Most of the time they wouldn't need them. If they wanted to dress up or keep their talons clean they'd be shoes meant for harpies.

>>34794042
Probably multiples of the same body, but each personality can inhabit one of each.
They probably need a Chimera specific Doppel potion for the effect you described.

>>34794157
>"Your my wife now"
Book cows have been noted to your location

>>34794292
They're already there.

>>34794292
Semestre lime that anon put all his points in str and used int as a dump stat

>>34794309
What?

>>34794292
That book cow needs a ring on her finger

>>34794309
*Seems like

>>34794292
Anon made no lies about his meatheadness

>>34792486
>Nazi wolf girl
Cringe.

I like monsters but i cant get this severe hatred for the demon lord and her whole family out of my mind.

>>34794335
Just live a peaceful life in the country, you won't even notice her

>>34794335
Go fuck angels then

I need a Haku that has a bunch of different rule-systems for Tabletop games memorized.
Mostly to do some gaming with her and Remove her from her eternal GM status

>>34793789
Oh yes

>>34794373
Why is the water Yellow?

>>34794373
I need either a nerdlim or a perverted one with a fetish for massive breasts.

>>34794384
Monke fucker

>>34794292
She's just jealous that she doesn't have a cute husband

>>34794373
Cute

>>34794309
>>34794326

>>34794396
>neetlim
holy cute I need a neetlim story

>>34794335
So...hatefuck them?

>>34794392
No!

>>34793753
Candy-colored snakes!

>>34794416
What, ya got all that there smarts, yet ya can't find yaslef a man, learncow

Remember that the prime season to expose Trolls to the sun is almost here, time to coerse those lonely cakes into skimpy swimsuits

>>34794416
Haku vs Mino always ends with someone ending up in a dairy farm

>>34794373
That's a lot of piss

>>34794444
Trolls are just too good.
>>34794392
Sulfur?

>>34794444
I like trolls with freckley boobs

Quick, where do I find the lonely cakes and hags, I wish to make them smile

>>34794451
holst wins again

>>34794498
what kinda of cakes, because i can give you this nifty dragon horn

>>34794547
The christmas cake and what about that dragon horn?

>>34794409
Remind minos that they should stop once they hear the first vertibrae snap.

>>34794422
>Hey Anon, wanna watch this new anime I picked up?
>Came with the game I bought thanks to a sale.
>Huh? Oh it was just Artificial Husba-... I mean it was nothing huge.

>>34794498
I hear shrines tend to have at least one.

>>34794584
Nah, it aint a hug if you dont temporally lose feeling to your lower body for a bit

>>34794423
That seems like an insurmountable objective.

>>34794595
Ok, shrine, what should I bring to impress her?

>>34794606
The only bone I want broken by a big girl is my pelvis. Grind it to dust, but leave the others alone.

>>34794606
You don't need a broken spine for that.

>>34794629
>>34794636
Sounds like you need to drink more milk

>>34794622
A healthy mind and body

>>34794622
Fried tofu is usually a safe bet

>>34794653
If you drank more milk, it wouldn't get broken in the first place. It's too dangerous if it even breaks.

>>34794654
I already have that
>>34794656
Fried tofu. Ok, Now my only probelm is gettin there

>>34794683
I like danger, it gets me very hard

>>34794335
Get yourself a dhampir waifu and go fight the vampires

>>34787680
Fox boats?

>>34794734
Bone chilling

>>34794707
Even one that actually kills you?

>>34794734
Is that Frozen?

>>34794565
just blow into it and wait

>>34794763
What's life without a little risk, also rememver that you can become an undead incubus

>>34794755
Bone?

>>34794711
>traveling from realm to realm with a qt dhampir, crashing fancy undead balls hosted by haughty vampires
>shouting out chuuni as fuck speeches with your waifu after jumping in through the window
>spanking the vampires figuratively and literally so they'll become better people
>chilling in their mansions for a bit after asserting your dominance before you move on to your next target
sounds like a nice life

>>34794783
Can you make a dragon's horn into an instrument while it's still attached to her skull?

>>34794783
I'll hook up a mic and get a fuck huge amp crack that shit to 11 and blow as hard as I can. It is going to be so much fun

>>34794785
>rememver

>>34794803
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_I:_Dragonia#Magic_Dragon_Flute

>>34794792
That a cute bone to bone

Moo

Holy loli or unholy loli?

>>34794836
Neither

Is there ever any permadeath or is undeath inevitable?

>>34794819
I just wanna blow into a dragon's head and listen to the cute noises as she reverberates.

>>34794818
>you call that a fold?
>did you even read the directions?!

If I ended up portal'd, I would make so many puns and wisecracks about the monster girls that they would think I am already a dad

>>34794358
>The day the portals opened, the world was never the same...
>As magic came into the world, it searched for suitable vessels.
>Only those who had remained pure would receive the privilege to warp reality.
>The 30 year old virgin autists.
>Those once set aside by society, had become as gods.
>And with this new power, they would reclaim what was denied to them...
>But first...
>IT´S FRIDAY NIGHT MEETUP!!!
>Canned laughter comes up.
>A door is busted open, and a morbidly obese individual squeezes through, pushing back hordes of succ bitches.
>He comes to an unnaturally bony dude, who is busy duplicating the same bag of doritos again, and again.
>"Where is Steve?"
>Cut to a scene where another fat bastard attempts to skip climbing a set of stairs by magicking some portals, only to end up falling forever the same set of stairs.
>First obese dude cuts the spell.
>"Dave, stop fucking around, and help me find Steve."
>Some bommbshell of a woman comes through the door, and reveals her tail, and wings.
>"Um, I´m Stephanie now..."
>"Ah, Fuck your ass."
>"REALLY!!!?"
>"Fuck no! Get your ass on the table now so we can play!"
>Cut back to everybody on the table.
>"Now, where were we? Ah, our heroes arrived at the sacrificial altar, where Asmodeus was about to be summoned..."
>Head rises up from the battlemat.
>"You called?"
>"AH, FUCK THIS SHIT!"
>Canned Laughter roars as an obese grognard attempts to bash the head of a sumoned demon with an RPG Core Rulebook.

Which monster girl is the best for carrying like a headcrab and letting her nibble on you?

>>34794819
I've got a flute a dragon can play

Are there posts from these threads that you still remember and think back on long after the threads have come and went?

>>34787719
speaking of gacha, my vice is going to release this character next month

>>34794922
What if she blows into it?

>"Yes, yes. Good man. Please praise us high elves and none of those Dark Elves broads. We're the best!"

>>34794979
I will never lose to High Elf hips.

>>34794979
No, both are smelly

>>34794979
Am I being detained?

>>34794979
Whats an elf and whats a dark elf? Mama said I was real special

>>34794979
High Elves this, Dark Elves that, what about regular Elves?

>>34794979
Rude.

>>34795056
None of them matter cause they are just shit

Give me muscle cat or give me death

>>34794979
I mean, I guess its better than those weird welsh elves shouting at me.

>>34795079
die

>>34795073
No bullying, plain girls are also cute!

>>34795094
Yes, just not elves, all elves are just human girls with knife ears

>>34795104
Somebody remove this smelly neet from my premises. I'm sick of her coming in here and being a slob. I don't care how "MLG" she is, she doesn't pay rent and she drinks all my Monsters!

>>34794967
So she's from an old video game series that got a new mobile game after a long time?

>>34795121
Do it ya self

>>34795091
Would a Cheshire be going around telling guys to die as a prank?

>>34795132
You fucking cat, I know that's you. You always shitpost in my threads. Every damn time. Pay rent or get bent.

>>34795109
But they're cute!

>>34795143
Why don't you just bend her? You make it sound like you can never pull it off.

>>34795143
Man, i think you should make her get bent

>>34795146
Yeah, the point still stands tho

>>34795122
Apparently one of the more forgettable titles in the series too. The mobile game has collabs with things like Yu Yu Hakusho and Ronin Warriors that appeals to the 30 year old boomer in me, and the artist managed to take some of the mediocre designs from the DS game and turn them into 10/10's

drinkicorn

>>34795192
This made me think of an evil knevil anon and a unicorn getting real close due the formers lack of safety

I wish a demon would possess me.

>>34795215
Do you think demons ever possess a man to know what jerking off feels like?

>>34795192
Vodkacorn.

I like my orcs and my goblins Green.

>>34795238
I feel ya. Got have them green eggs and ham

>>34795238
The best monster girls are green. This is a fact.

>>34795238
Who doesn't?

>>34794792
A skelewaifu that makes terrible bone, death, and undeath puns with no emotion changes and absolutely deadpan would be cute. Also singing "Them bones, them bones, them... moist bones."

>>34795274
This awakens my dick and makes me wish to be able to plow

>>34795224
No that'd be ghosts and even then they'd be too flustered to really try to take control

>>34795274
If she's 4 feet tall I'm going to fuck her for 24hours straight on sight