/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Lady Lambdadelta is most certainly not a shotacon.

>>34790830
Based thread

>>34790924
Is this epic get real Berm?

>>34790957
perhaps
you may be correct

I dedicate this thread to my beloved witch, epic Bern.

>>34791092
Such an epic witch.

This is a better thread but the other gained more posts early.

Could my framer Krauss mystery be the hardest mystery /jp/ ever faced!?

>>34791210
Who knows, but it's certainly the most retarded one. More retarded than Italianon's mysteries.

>>34791124
what does cat food taste like?
I've tasted dog food out of curiosity, but never cat food

>>34791229
Unironically filtered hard, It's a very simple mystery however since I'm a player in the game I'm fucking with everyone ;)

>>34791241
Mushy meat.

>>34791241
Cat food tastes like, salty cereal and it has a creamy filling of boiled meat inside it.
Its fucking gross.

>>34791229
I didn't participate in the second one but I liked the first one, it was kind of refreshing and it's probably what spawned the new purple statements (find the liars) and the detective POV.

>>34791254
>>34791328
wet food or dry food (don't know what it is called in English)?

>>34791353
No I am talking about dry food.
Wet food must taste like a more disgusting version of fish can food.

>>34791253
>since I'm a player in the game
What do you mean? You're posting from two different IPs?

>>34791371
Ah i see you still refuse to look with love! Look in your heart anon and you'll find the truth!

>>34791353
that's actually what you call it, just wet or dry

>>34791051
uhmm but hitler did nothing wrong???

>>34791646
his manifesto was a better read for sure

kiwifags are fucking retarded

what killed the hype?

>>34791811
the single spammer who made up 70% of posts got bored or maybe he's just taking a vacation.

>>34791811
Too many people got stuck trying to solve my mystery!
>>34791848
Don't worry anon I'm still here but I'm busy finishing up my current mystery on /qst/ and writing the script for my BIG mystery!

>>34791862
good on you for channeling your obsession into something productive

>>34791866
Thanks bro :)

>>34791866
Not really when he's just fucking with everyone. There's no solution to the mystery, it's just blatant shitposting.

I rike dranor

>>34791891
yes, and?

How do you brew your tea and what type do you prefer?

>>34791900
If there's no solution, it's not a mystery. In fact, it's not even a game, it's just teasing.

>>34791904
i like all kinds of black tea, chai is my favorite. i like it black and in the traditional indian style with milk and honey. i actually have some prunes so i'll try bern style tea at some point.

>>34791904
I just hot water tea bag Tetley's whatever I don't care about tea much

>>34791904
Black, 3 teaspoons per cup of about 0,33l. Leave it there for 10 minutes or longer. That is unless I have a really good tea, in which case I use the recommended amount but and leave the tea in the water for shorter amounts of time.
I truly just like bitter and acidic tea, especially when it's cold, it just gets a wonderful aftertaste

who fucking drinks tea

>>34791891
>>34791915
STAY FUCKING MAD BRAINLET! I want your signed signature stating that you WILL fuck off back to /r/eddit once my mystery gets solved!

>>34791952
It's a European thing, you wouldn't get it
Still drink about 0.5 l of black coffee every day as well though

>>34791904
I try to get the temperature and the timing right. sometimes I like my tea stronger, sometimes I like to experiment with adding different spices, sometimes I like to drink cheap green tea chinese style, using five times as much leaf and only letting the water absorb the flavour for ~10 seconds

>>34791952
i got a taste for it when i was extremely poor because it is very cheap

>>34791952
chocolate milk anon, is that you?

>>34791952
I do. Mostly coffee though.
Refined European poster

>>34791977
how does tea that takes less than a minute taste?

coffee in the UK was absolute garbage

>>34791991
I like tea too even if my main drink is choco milk. I drink some occasionally specially when I eat heavier stuff like cake. My stomach would die if I combo it with choco milk.

>>34792024
there's basically no bitterness, as you might expect. the only flavour you get is herbal aroma and a bit of sweetness.

beancastle!

Epic Bern ketchup and Lamba mayo.

>>34792238
a fursuit is fine too

the human condition of a cute roreeta

POV you are about to be murdered by rika chama

>>34792649
finally I can rest

>>34792649
I doubt a little girl could kill me, I could easily crush the skull of rika with my bare hands

So how is this going to work? Unlike the other times recently these threads are both alive, it's just that the other one is a bit faster. Will the jannies remove one of them (most likely this one) or will they both remain?
Find out tomorrow morning, you should sleep now

are there seriously no Americans on here?

Stripper Ooishi?

https://youtu.be/X38MCDUUHnY

>>34793008
American, yes. Serious, I just made a gigolo Ooishi video.

>>34793008
You called?

>>34793008
I'm here anon, i'm just busy MINDBREAKING /JP/!

Bro's any gueses on who the culprit is? I think it was the pigs desu

>>34793008
You called?

>>34791953
this mystery has a solution right?

>>34793424
Yes! and it's a real tear jerker! here's a little teaser!

>>34793410
>I AM COMPLEEEEEETE
*Rika and Satoko look on Hanyuu's (now Featherine) final form in utter despair*
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>YES YOU ARE FUCKED SHIT OUT OF LUCK NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK
>THIS WORLD (FRAGMENT) WILL BE MINE AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE
>YOU BROUGHT ME THE SHARD AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE
>WAIIIIT WAIIIIIIIIIT WAIIIIIIIIIIIIT YOU MOTHERFUCKER DE GOZAIMASHI
>WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A CHESS GAME
>GIVE US ONE CHANCE TO FLIP THE GAME BOARD
>FUCK FUUUCK FUUUUUUCK KNOX/DINE'S RULES PREVENTS ME FROM DECLINING A CHESS GAME
>WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS WHAT'S THE CATCH?
>IF WE WIN YOU MUST TAKE YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE SENATE
>AND ALSO YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY OUR TUITION
>And what if I win?
>Then you can take Rika back to June hell (Mii?!) Trust me Rika it's the only way... To be your little miko.

I'm honored someone saved my OC

>>34791092
wow its epic bern

>>34793008
Why would you ask such an obvious question? What's the meaning behind this post?

>>34793008
im an all american boy

>>34793008
yes, who are we supposed to blame all bad posts on? ourselves? lmao

>>34793008
ya im americna

>>34793008
Why, hello fellow American what seems to be the problem.