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>>Japanese rabbi in Japan
Where else?

ZIONISTS CONTROL THE NATIONAL DIET

PROVE ME WRONG

crazy or he's like 1/100th jew?

>>347612
my bacon feast today proves you wrong

>>347605
Could've been a Japanese rabbi in Florida or something.

Sweet beard.

My mind is blown.

>>347612
Japanese cuisine is full of non-kosher seafood and bloody meat.

Holy shit.

I'm sorry my good sir but i have been ordered to kill you.

>>347613
Well, a Japanese man can become a jew. Once you convert, you are a jew. If your mother was a convert to Judaism, you are a Jew. It's more than a 'race', which is why there are hispanic jews, black jews, asian jews, etc.

>>347617
This guy probably got it.
>>347628
This guy definitely didn't get it.

>>347664
incorrect. you have to be able to trace your lineage back to abraham. fucking dumbshit goy.

>>347698
Wrong. You just have to tell a rabbi that you want to convert. There's a ceremony. If you're already circumcised, you're half way to being a jew. They then submerge you in water, and then you're fully a jew for the rest of your life. It's easier than converting to catholicism.

>>347720
you & your reformed ilk will never enter the rebuilt temple.

>>347741

Y'mean Israel? You can keep it. I like not being shot at when I go to pray.

>>347698
>>347741
Kike here, you're a dumb shit. You DO know that the line of David, from which the messiah is supposed to come, traces back to Ruth, right?

>>347741
That's what the Orthodox do too.

>>347763

In judeo-christian mythos we're all descended from two people. Meaning we're all products of WINCEST!

>>347773
They were related in the same way my hand is related to my penis.

>>347720
>submerge you in water
lol wut

You're basically correct, but how difficult it is to convert will vary depending by whether you're going to a reformed, conservative, or orthodox rabbi.

So it's not incest.

>>347580
circumcision didnt make his penis 'look bigger' if you know what i mean.

>>347784
Adam and Eve's children married each other.

Eye'm Ilvis

>>347796
Oh Cirno, you're so cute.

>>347796
oy gevalt

>>347793
Anonymous said we descended from two people. If he's not referring to Adam and Eve, then I don't know what he's referring to. He didn't mean their children.

all 4chan kikes come out of the woodwork now. you shouldn't even be on 4chan during sabbath.
Spice & Wolf taught me that jews are actually bad merchants & gold smugglers.

>>347820
Shabbat ended like forty minutes ago on the east coast.

This topic is now about Japanese converts.

Mitsuo Fuchida of the Imperial Japanese Navy, the man who lead the attack on Pearl Harbor, converted to Christianity a few years after the war ended.

>>347815
Anonymous said we're all the product of incest. If the Adam story is true, this is true.

>>347796
Cirno is such a ט

Captain Harlock once fought Jewish aliens.

True story.

oy vey.

what a putz

>>347889
Buddhism.

What is Japans majority religion again? It can't possibly be Shinto.

>>347889
>>347894

The church of latter-day pedophiles

japanese mormonism. no magic underwear but they still have ancestor remembrance traditions.

Hello, I'm an Israeli, and I suppose this thread is fill with utter shit and antisemitism

>>347925
It's been surprisingly civil for 4chan, actually, but now that you went and said that it's certain to take a turn for the worse. Way to go, faggot.

P.S. SEND FALAFEL ;_;

>>347925

go fap to "Munich" some more.

p.s.- durka durka

>>347948
lol wut?

>>347925

Fuck off kike

>>347617
you are an idiot