/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In my humble opinion bros, I have a feeling this is gonna be a great thread bros!

This will set the mood for the thread! let's all be positive guys and discusses /wtc/! So have any of you guys been working on mysteries?

>one IP
Kill yourself

>>34767267
Yeah, I posted those posts. gonna cry?? well don't please this is a positive thread :)

>>34767286
based

This thread will be the best /wtc/ thread out of all current /wtc/ threads bros!!!

I'm glad the umineko threads didn't turn into Italianon hate clubs. I anticipated some anti-Erikatrice arguments from the Italianon troll but it seems they didn't know what to write. Boring.

>>34767474
I like italianon, he brings a lot of soul to these threads!

I'll see you guys in the morning let's make sure to have a good thread while I'm gone:D

Satoko has claimed a magnificent victory on /a/.

>>34767762

>>34767762
No wonder

>>34767483
Based

Good morning, everynyan

>>34767474
oh god what a horrible pic

>>34767762
Too bad for Joe, man.

>>34768192
Made for Okinomiya Game Club Cock

Italian super theorists are our superiors

>>34768225
super terrorists?

Giantess ______Rosa

I cry every time.... Maria is beautiful.... Strong is beautiful...

Let me try something

>>34768306
What are you going to try out anon?

>>34768306
What did he mean by this?

Get btfo shkanontrice chuds

>>34768333
Wow. What a masterpiece.

Lolitalianon is a biological girl.

>>34768341
giant biological girl*

>>34768333

Reminder that shitposting is against the rules even on /jp/.

>>34768531
Thanks for upholding the rules, Sonozaki-san

>>34768531
Yes but there's nothing to discuss

We could discuss Natsuhi's garments.

We could discuss whether Rika or Satoko is in the right

>>34768599
It's obviously Rika.

>>34768531
I consider your post to be a shitpost.
Discuss Gohdatrice

>>34768599
I think Satoko should apologize for making my dick hard, only that

>>34768614
If I am survive this thread I am write book on why Rosatrice is only Trice.

I've been thinking about futa bulges lately. A girl's dick out in the open is one thing, but when it's hidden it adds to the magic.
So let's say I lift Bern's skirt to see her panties. But am surprised to see that she has a nice cute flaccid futa cock bulging through her even cuter pink girly panties. Then Bern naturally gets embarrassed and it starts getting hard, making it even more of a nice sight on the eyes.

>I've been thinking
I doubt that.

>>34768683
NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW THE FUCK WILL I EVER RECOVER FROM THIS
AM I, DARE I SAY IT, A RETARD?!

>>34768683
Btfo

>>34768683
Total Destruction

>bika
>b
Why

>>34768801
I'm the Devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost

>>34768801
>b
>bitch
probably this

>>34768850
xaxa

>>34768657
Someone already did that, and since he wasn't disproven I doubt that we'd need a remaster.

>>34768872
Then all hope is pinned on my Captain Kawabatatrice manifesto

Has anyone ever entertained the possibility of Kinzotrice?

>>34768954
Yes. How else would you explain episode 4?

>>34768944
> aware of the secrets of the island because he does deliveries to Kuwadorian. Discovers the gold.
> hides out on the island during the storm and murders the family when they can’t escape
> sets off the bomb after he escapes with the gold on his boat.
> years later asked by Kasumi Sumadera to set a trap for Ange. Kills Amakusa and snipes Ange and the Sumadera to preserve the secrets.

Writes itself.

>>34768989
Drugs. Or a severe drug withdrawal samba

>>34769010
how does he get the combo to the vip room

>>34769019
You don't need the combo from the Kuwadorian side.

>>34769039
yeah you do, the room itself is locked with those digits

>>34769019
He can solve the riddle like every other riddle solver.
Failing that he beats it out of Kinzo before killing him and burning his body in the boiler.

>>34769041
We only ever saw people entering from the chapel side, whether or not the tunnel to Kuwadorian can be reached through the gold room or not is an uncertain factor.

>>34768192

>>34769100
No oher fetish can make me both laugh and get a boner. Keiichi just looks slightly irked like this is some common punishment game.

>>34769111
It's such a nonsense fetish though, this situation is so far removed from reality that it's laughable to even think about.
How would such a huge Mion even work? Or did Keiichi shrink? Bet the """artist""" didn't even consider that.

>>34769130
>this situation is so far removed from reality
Yes. I rather enjoy this particular insanity of mine. It's not like I asked for it so I just make good use of it without hurting anyone.

I cannot fap to any fetish image until the artist confirms exactly what caused this unusual situation. This is why fapping is hard for me.

>>34769111
>ugh, I can’t believe this is the 4th time I’ve had to be shrunk down and wedged between Mion’s enormous butt cheeks. And I doubled down on having to stay this way until she goes home. I’m pretty sure she isn’t even wearing underwear this time.

>>34769010
Eva manages to escape the rampage but she was never aware of the captains skillful murders.
He does spot Yasu and Battler escaping on a small boat which he rams with his much bigger and faster craft.
The go under and don’t come back up so he assumes that they are dead. Tohya does survive but the he is brain damaged and thinks it was something to do with a witch.

I dedicate this truth to my beloved fisherman

>>34769184
Why couldn't it be the tits for once?

>>34769157
Would you prefer regular sized Keiichi in an enormous-sized Mion ass or tiny Keiichi in a regular (although still larger than average)-sized Mion ass?

>>34769130
Shrinking is the fun one because it lets you drop shrunken people into a normal world and make the dangerous interactions more secretive and personal, and it turns mundane everyday things into threats.

Giant >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shrink
Accept it

>>34769193
Rena’s the one for tit smothering punishments.

>>34769083
I think the narration in whichever episode where everybody is imprisoned makes it pretty clear they are connected.

>>34769222
I like tits, anon.

>>34769205
I agree, giant Mion might sound fun in the short term, but how would she be kept fed? Where would she sleep? What about her pee and poop?

>>34769228
I like Rena’s tits too

that feeling when no gentle giantess rena gf

>>34769245
top tier taste

>>34769222
One of my favorite punishments. I hope sucking on those is next

Higurashi Gou is just a shit easy cash fanservice to recpver from Ciconia total failure

Be ready for all situations and prepare in advance your cope

Sun Tsu The Art of War

>>34769215
>>34769232
Giant's too limited in it's interactions for me. I like it, but it's the inferior one of the two. Too noisy and samey. Once they reach a certain size their entire character becomes "I am literally invincible and nothing anybody does will change anything I do and cities are literally sand and I'm going to hear sirens and helicopters and guns 24/7 until everyone is dead"

Shrink adds so many possibilities. Unaware interactions. Secretive interactions. Innocent everyday environments becoming dangerous hellzones. Kidnappings and teasing and stuff. It's the wet dream scenario of a yandere character too, plus you don't have to purposefully ignore/reason your way out of shit like "girls have to peepee and poopoo and drink water" because they're just normal-sized girls living life like normal. They are giant to YOU, because YOU are SMALL.

>>34769251
You know the rules anon, no suggesting punishments for yourself. Now you’ll have to spend 5 whole minutes tied up underneath Rika wearing her sweaty maid costume.

From Shannon's victory in the love duel of episode 6 we know that Yasu's love for George was the strongest one and inevitably won against their feelings for Jessica and Battler.
But for what? We never really see them interact afterwards, and George still has to die without any last words from Yasu/Shannon. It's such a shame.

Giantess Rika-chama is so useless that Takano will still be able to kill her easily

>>34769284
oh nooooo haha anything but that haha

>>34769285
Love is the meaning, and they're fucking dead anyway, that's why it's a tragedy.

>>34769284
I would too become a playstation gamepad between those legs

>>34769293
Takano would enter Rika's ear and do all sorts of evil biologival shit to her ear stones, so Rika wouldn't be able to keep her balance and would constantly fall down, allowing Takano to open up her stomach easily.

Why exactly are giantess and futa such common fetishes?

>>34769280
People never take into account the square cube law either. Once Mion gets to over 10 feet tall she’ll be struggling to stay conscious since her heart can’t supply her brain with oxygen. Over 15 feet tall and she’s dead unless you increase the oxygen concentration around her and keep her suspended in liquid. But shrinking makes the shrunken far more durable than their full-sized counterpart.

>>34769314
Giantess isn't common at all, in reality.

>>34769298
You think this is some kind of joke! Last time Keiichi lost Rika kissed him so hard he nearly passed out!

>>34769301
>Love is the meaning
If love is the meaning, why did Shannon still go through with her plan? She fought against Kanon to attain 'love' and a whole body so she could spend her life with George, and yet...
Yasu's actions become really incomprehensible on a reread.

>>34769318
>But shrinking makes the shrunken far more durable than their full-sized counterpart.
I remember watching a Kurgeszagt video in which it explained that if you shrank down you would die fast, because our body is "programmed" for our size, and shrinking down causes heart attacks and al sorts of shit after a while

>>34769340
yasu is mentally ill of course they're incomprehensible

>>34769340
>why did Shannon still go through with her plan?
Shannon loved revenge more than George.

>>34769314
go compare the number of futa images to giantess images in any website

Why haven't you learned how to lucid dream yet? In dreams you can do away with the hypothetical real world consequences of your fetish.

>>34769394
I used to be able to lucid dream

>>34768672
holy based, futa bulges are a top tier fetish

>>34769394
It’s fake

>>34769318
My personal favorite sci-fi reasoning for this one is that whatever mechanism changes their size also makes them more durable as they grow, and trades their strength for heat when they shrink, and all of this tradeoff is scaled with size.

This way, the shrunken won't freeze to death but they'll also be fragile as cake crumbs.

Meanwhile the giant's body basically becomes a super hot and impenetrable mountain that even bullets can't pierce, and she can probably melt people to death with her breath alone. This is also why she can move so quickly despite being so enormous, because her insides are a superheated mass of ultra-strong material.
Grow her to the size of a solar system and her skin and organs will basically be as hard as adamantium and her insides will be as hot as a supernova.

>>34769394
I try but I can't, seems like I can only dream about what's in my mind and I can't force anything else

>>34769394
any good guides on how to lucid dream? preferably in latex so I know they aren't a shitpost

>>34769394
I can't, I'm unable to

>>34769444
>because her insides are a superheated mass of ultra-strong material.
>Grow her to the size of a solar system and her skin and organs will basically be as hard as adamantium and her insides will be as hot as a supernova.
I imagined that one salamander girl from ishouzoku reviewers growing

So these are the fabled European posting hours.

My fetish is mind control but all art of it is cringe. It's suffering.

>>34769372
Why? Doing anything else would be a more useful way to spend time

>>34769331
>>34769314
I think it's more common and ancient than people give it credit for, and people just don't bring up the fact that they're into it very often because it's bizarre, or they don't even realize it's a fetish because the thought of it is so abstract, especially back before animation and mass-produced art and shit, where the closest you could get to the fantasy is writing stories.

Giants have been a thing in culture since the dawn of man, there is no way that there weren't people who looked at that concept and got horny even ages ago.

As for futa? I mean that's obvious. Crossdressers and faggots have been around since forever. I think that one's pretty self-explanatory.

>>34769487
cry ameriturd

>>34769499
most of it, yeah

>>34769542
your question is bad and that will answer why

>travel to the kakera where umineko has an extremely popular mobage
>mountains of porn for every character
>say to myself "wow I sure can't wait to show this to my bros at /wtc/"
>download every piece of giantess Lambdadelta artwork I can find
>travel back
>remember I have nothing to show since only my consciousness can enter other kakera
>my mfw when

>>34769599
transfer your mind to me, anon, I need to enter the Lambda vr vore dimension immediately

>>34769599
>>my mfw

>>34769621
PM'd

>>34769499
Do you like it when characters possess/take over other characters? Because one of my concept characters is a sadistic bitch without a physical body who keeps taking control of other people, and the ones she possesses take on her smug persona and imitate her expressions and such

>>34769589
There are no bad questions anon.

>>34769685
your premises are flawed

I like strong, foulmouthed women who are not afraid to become physical if they're about to get angry.
The more irrational and hurtful they are the better. They need to have tastes just far enough apart from my own to get mad at me for disagreeing with them yet still close enough to get a discussion about shared interests rolling.
I want them to tell me when I do something that gets on their nerves but never quite change my behavior so that they're bound to get mad at me often for disobeying.
They may or may not be bloodrelated to me, but if they are it shouldn't be a close relative like a sister or a mother but instead something like an aunt or a cousin where physical intimicy wouldn't be seen as problematic.

>>34769718
>go compare the number of futa images to giantess images in any website
Ok. My flawed premises. Sorry anon, I fully respect your life choices.

>>34769745
so are you just trolling or what?

>>34769755
>makes futa and giantess fetish posts
Geez, how could you tell?

>>34769755
Wut

>>34769499
One of my fetishes is hypnosis. It gets me good.

>>34769782
here, i'll spell it out for you. futa is extremely common. giantess is not.

>>34769861
Ok. Seems useless to know. Thanks for the research.
Maybe sometime we can talk about 07th expansion or something

>>34769876
>07th expansion
>expansion
hehe

I miss /07/ generals before Gou
They were more chill

>>34769886
I respect this.

>>34769899
Gou was a mistake
/a/ invasion.

Look at this cute Satoko

>>34769947
There is something amiss here but I’m not sure what.

>>34769876
you were the one who posted the question in the first place idiot

SEX with Stanislaw!

>>34769556
Baudelaire was a sizefag for sure

>>34770039
He always does that, in order to troll in a very epic way.

>>34769899
What do you think was better before /a/ thought LMAO and invaded?

>>34770039
which question?

>>34770130
More Italianon and humiliation. Classy.

>>34770151
I like class.

>>34770130
this place felt more relaxing
I don't know why exactly
even the spam felt nicer. Now a lot of it is like somene wants to spite someone else
and there were more posts that looked like someone put effort in them

>>34770139
>>34769314

>>34769777
hey man I make giantess posts too but I'm mainly just shitposting, there's nothing there to bait except maybe people getting angry about vore? I don't think I've seen people get angry about vore on here

>>34770219
It's the speed which makes you feel uneasy, I guess. I adapted to it but still.

>>34770228
Different anons have been replying to you. That isn’t all the same anon. You have been assuming it is the same one.

>>34770219
For me, the worst part is obvious attention seeking and baiting for (You)'s.
This isn't an online chatroom, no one should come here with the incentive to get replies for epic posts..

>>34770259
so he was just pretending to be retarded the whole time, excellent

>>34770269
Oh he wasn't pretending.

>>34770269
Well no, one anon asked a question.
You replied to him and then a different anon replied back saying that counting up fetish numbers on websites was a waste of time.

>>34770337
I wonder what other logical deductions similar to this are going to be wirtten in this thread. Can't wait.

>>34770376
I’m just trying to stop it going any further by pointing out what was going on. They did not understand
> wirtten
You are in no position to judge.

>>34770429
>You are in no position to judge.
Why, did I make an inane comment, like you did? I didn't call you out for any spelling mistakes or whatever.

>>34770448
But I called you out. And you are replying with an inane comment.

>>34770477
Nah, I am just responding to your post and pointing out that my mistake, while shameful, wasn't really relevant to the argument for you to point it out.
I shouldn't have replied in earnest, since your post was a "no u", but I'm bored.

>>34770517
Post something about 07th expansion instead.

>>34770555
Ο-οκ!

>>34770566
She got told

Needless to say I have one joke for this video, just more Fragments and things. If I were to make something for you, what would it be? (No giants, Satokopiedes, futa, or other horny nonsense.)

https://youtu.be/bP1rjvAdROw

>>34770566
>those au au's at the end
KING Hanyuu, owner of cuteness and wisdom

>>34770613
Giant Satokopiede futa being horny and nonsensical

Can you put some music and sound effects to this?

>>34770613
Make a video with the most annoying nu metal possible and the characters in their most smug poses being epic and shit.

>>34770639
Blue light, horny.

>>34770613
needles?! that's dangerous

>>34770657
>the most annoying nu metal possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY

>>34770656
An actual idea, I'll try it.

>>34770657
Nu metal? And I'll look for some images I guess unless you want to supply me with sum?

>>34770684
Indeed they are, brother stepped on one early this week.

>>34770688
I see now.

>>34770705
>Nu metal?
Specifically this song
>>34770688
I have a dream in which you will create a love letter to all those hilariously edgy mid 00's amvs. I will provide some images of course, I don't if you want them to be from the vn alone, though.

>>34770728
Ill take them, it'll give me inspiration to make something at least hopefully decent. Just want to something nice in the meanwhile.

I'm going to fucking beat your ass, au au, nanodesu~

>>34770748
>Just want to something nice
want to what

>>34770751
This Hanyuu's futa cock is the best one

>>34768683
Basę

>>34770762
I really wanna kiss some ass dude

>>34770748
You'll need to include lots of CACKLE CACKLE

>>34770795
Alright alright, I'll get my materials all sorted out for it. Actually do have a small thing with voices of them.

>>34770790
What WTC ass would you like to kiss the most?

Why does such an awful general get constant OC?

>>34770840
Personal, Rena.

Actually, Her. Nurse.

>>34770863
The general might be awful but everyone here loves this series to a fault, which causes lots of wholesome and funny oc making

>>34767474
WHAT ARGUMENTS?
STOP LARPING YOU HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ME

>>34770871
I thought you said pregnant Rena and then got really excited for a second. I guess life can't be that easy.

>>34770840
I would kiss Natsuhi's asscheeks because her reaction would be very cute

>>34770863
Because there are dozens of faggot losers with nothing better to do than spend literally all their free time on here. Of course it’s going to get some occasional fresh content

>>34770840

sorry guys but today i will not be so active, even me has a normie life so discuss you all without me about the real motive of higurashi

If only we could use emojis on here...

Uminekino MMO when?

>>34770894
I would now retract my statement and would want a pregnant Rena with my child.

>>34770912
With the amount of curry she consumes? Brave man.

>>34770949
Every wtc entry is an mmo by default

>34770929
learn english

>>34770936
[heart emoji][tongue emoji][blush emoji]satoko

>>34770962
The good sailor ain't scared of no brown or red sea

>centitoko will never be anything more than a forced meme
How the FUCK do I cope with this empty feeling in my heart?

>>34770936
reddit cuck spotted

>>34770998
Exercise and edit dude. Though I've been exercising a little less.

>>34770998
Kiss a train

>>34770656
here you go anon!

sailor uniform or maid outfit?

>>34771122
I'd say maid, but it's close.

>>34771122
Maid outfit obviously.

>>34771122
lewd seifuku
traditional meido

No, but seriously. Can someone tell me why you can't post emojis of 4chan?

>>34771071
T-thanks?

>>34771167
Yes

>>34771141
>>34771151
>>34771159
It's sailor uniform you retards.

>>34771020
>this is me, this is the expression I'm making. I'm disgusted by your post because it is cringe

>>34771071
Wouldn't something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg5XSYF-i8M fit better?

>>34771180
Why did you have to call me a retard? I was just stating a personal preference and frankly calling me retarded was uncalled for. I expect an apology.

Mortal StampSneed
HAHA I SAID THE S WORD NOW LAUGH LAUGH NOW

>[Irrelevant time-wasting question]
>Ask Ryukishi

>>34771205
I apologize, I just couldn't hold back an emotional outburst at such a wrong opinion.

>>34771258
Well, you apologised, so it's ok!

I love shrine maiden outfits because I love Japan even though I will never be able to go there ever.

>>34771275
But keep in mind that this is an emotional topic for me and I may be unable to hold back in the future.
Let's get along until then, at least!

>>34771281
Why, you could always travel to Japan.

>>34771321
I'm just a brain in a jar. The internet is my only connection to the outside world.

th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th ithaly ihtaly ithaly ihtaly ithaly ihtaly

Imagine just being brain damage in a jar

imagine being named george but everyone pronounces your name jooji

>>34770656
Currently doing this but No voices since I don't like that robot voice people use on reddit stuff.

Anyone would like to somehow read all of that?

>>34771193
It works very nicely actually so I'll be using it, thanks.

Basically done but I feel it would be a little better with voices.

>>34771486
>Anyone would like to somehow read all of that?
If you could write it in a proper place I will vocaroo it all.

>>34771499
Will do! Just give me a minute.

>>34771499
Alrighty then, here's your lines anon!

The year of Satoko it is.

K1 is so lucky

How many times did this cunt kill herself to achieve those gets?

Does Satoko have what it takes to convince Rika to stay in Hinamizawa with her?

Extra, A little "OHOHOHO!"

>>34771557
there was an attempt
https://voca.ro/14Ky1YNsaE6u

>>34771638

>>34771638
FUCKING LOVE IT ANON! SOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! This is all coming together now just a few more & I'll have it done

>>34771638
Honestly that "OHOHOHO" take was pretty good.

>>34771695
I think this one is better
https://voca.ro/14Ky1YNsaE6u

>>34771710
The one I got was great, I think I'll keep everything as is, and anon, THANK YOU AHHHAHAHA!! I would love to do this more later but I have to get things just a bit more ready. THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY I HOPE!

>>34771798
Are you going to make a video or a webm?

>>34771803
Video, i already got it ready just need a name, I'm thinking of "Praise Thy Satoko" or something. Any ideas?

>>34771828
The year of Satoko.

>>34771846
Alrighty then, I'm ready to post it, are you?

>>34771865
Y-yes

Oops I was tricked!

>>34771871
IT IS HERE! Gonna do the other idea in a bit just want to my thing now.

https://youtu.be/NoLFYp_k7xw

>>34772021
Resume, consider yourself updated~

>>34772021
Unsubbed

Futanari would wear male underwear.

>>34772335
Which bathroom would they use?

Hanyuu x Takano love-hate

>>34772524
Eua appearing near Takano, Takano starts to make some sort of comment about her horn, only to find that her head is a couple of miles away from her body, for some reason

I'm sick of shitposting about futa cocks. I'm completely burnt out. What should I shitpost about instead?

>>34772626
As an avid /d/ poster seeing all those post about futa cocks made me check what tab I was on more than once. It was as annoying as futaposting on /d/, too! FUN!

>>34772626
Satoko's perfectly stinky feet!

>>34772626
Be creative! Come up with your own idea, and it'll feel even better when people appreciate it. I believe in you, anon.

>>34772715
Considering that he's a whiny futaposter, your expectations shouldn't be too high.

>>34772626
Just go the other way and post about something disgustingly wholesome and vanilla until it gets out of your system and you're ready to be a sick degenerate again.

You accidentally pushed Satoko down and she's giving you this look. What would you do in this situation?

>>34772777
Inject her with the breast expansion drug. She will thank me later.

>>34772777
Nooo I am sorry, do you need a hand to get up? Are you ok? I didn't hurt you did I? Come on, don't cry now, it wasn't on purpose. There, there! *pats head*

>>34772777
apologize and pat her head

>>34772777
the penguindrum pic was good too!

Meme Keiichi will actually happen in Mei (it's not surprising it'd be Miotsukushi's writer pushing for this).

>I remember perfectly.
>Everyone... And meeting Kazuho and the others in that "world"...

>>34772998
oh shit

>>34772884
>the penguindrum pic
?

>>34768834
I should have bought this ;_;

>>34773033
it was in the upload which contained that crying satoko picture

>>34772998

Lambda's perfectly sweet armpit sweat!

>>34773055
literally who

>>34773076
sex

>>34773055
literally what

>>34769394
I've had maybe 100 lucid dreams and very few of them went the way I wanted. Being able to realize you're dreaming, and being able to control the flow of the dream + actually stay in it and not wake up are two completely different things. It's a skill like any other and as hard to master as learning an instrument or language, perhaps even more difficult because it's such an elusive thing you can only practice while half-conscious. But on the other hand it won't take any of your awake time to practice so that's convenient.

>>34773055
Why is he doing all this in a baseball uniform

>>34773089
Okinomiya Tigers, anon

>>34773076
This is Satoko

>>34773118
You never know when a spontaneous game of baseball will occur.

>>34773127
You mean Okinomiya Titans? Why is he wearing their uniform and not the Hinamizawa Fighters?

>>34773089
>>34773118

It's a Saikoroshi-like fragment where Keiichi never moved to Hinamizawa, Satoshi never ran away and such (although with one big change, Rika died in 78 and her parents died at some point too). Keiichi pops up as a member of the Okinomiya Tigers in order to talk with Kazuho.

>>34773108
Stop escaping from reality anon. Accept the cold horror that is being awake.

>>34773118
foreshadowing for when he bonks eua

>>34773154
I refuse to type that word.

>>34773171
Hey I can respect that

>>34770892
Man, it was a guy babbling about Red truths from Lambda. He never brought it up again. I couldn't find any lines from her disproving Erikatrice. Actually, she support it right as they introduced Erika.

>>34773161
How is it escaping from reality at all? You dream every night anyways. I will fuck anime girls in my dreams.

>>34773161
This, I never sleep for that reason.

What would you order at Angel Mort if these were your servers?

>>34773200
Same. Falling asleep is cowardice

>>34773208
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

>>34773208
I dislike this mix of swimsuit and angel mort uniform... Although I guess it'd be kind of odd if they had a Rika sized one... but Angel Mort itself is odd for that year anyway.

Hey Bernkastel, I've been meaning to ask you this last couple of months. I waited so long because I knew that if you rejected me I couldn't bare to witness your beauty that I know could not be mine. I was wondering if you wanted to come to my house and watch "Your Name". It has been universally praised as one of the best anime movies. We could share a popcorn and maybe reach for it at the same time. Our hands touch. We lock eyes. I can tell you've been yearning for my lips. I lean in. You push me away. A kiss on our first date? You're too good for that. You had such a good time that we schedule a second date. I meet you our in the park. I bring you at least more than 4745 roses. One for each day that has passed since I first witnessed your beauty through my glowing monitor. If only I could turn the brightness up to match the glow you bring to my life. We talk about fate, destiny, rolling dices and your favorite topics in general. I am struck by your beauty, a miracle out of this world. This time do you not push me back. The miracle happens. We start kissing feverishly.

HAND IT OVER, LAMBDA!

>>34773322
I appreciate this wholesome Black Battler. His cutesy romance with Bern is adorable.

>>34773322
>feverishly
HS feverishly*

>>34773322
This but with Ange

>>34773089
07

>>34773376
>Bern with HS
What happens?

>>34773429
Bern thinks that she's always the villain.

>>34773322

>>34773470
One Piece!

>>34773470
If we are pieces on a gameboard...
Then you definitely are my queen.

>>34773513
Ι stood up from my chair and I clapped irl.

>>34773513
Holy based.

>>34773513
I vomited in my mouth a bit.

Bernkastel stopped thinking after this.

>>34773513
what a player

>>34773513
What a virgin.

>>34767129
>Dlanor thread

Bern's embarrassingly chuuni MySpace page filled with her edgy poems and poorly made drawings with an obscure nu-metal band as the background music.

>>34773513

>>34773601
cute

I'm in contact with the real Bernkastel. She says you should kill yourself.

>>34773677
Tell her I said "make me"!

>>34768116
Joe? Joe who?

>>34773677
Ask her what it would take to get her to send tummy pics

>>34773721
Heh.

>>34773513
Wow anon, you really put a smile on Bern's face with that one. She's almost blushing!

sexting with Bernkastel

>>34773601
If you PMed Bern she'd spend hours thinking of a reply but be too embarrassed to actually send one

>>34769314
Giantess fetish is part femdom part humiliation, because a giant Satoko is more exposed to everyone's eyes, especially if her clothes rip apart. Plus, her cute little arse is now the size of a building, which makes it more grotesque and emphasizes the fact that it's supposed to be a disgusting waste disposal hole. This is humiliating. Basically, a giantess ends up naked, exposed and dehumanized, to the point the military sends tanks and jets to attack her.

Futa fetish originates from people finding dicks hot but not liking men whatsoever. It's more common than you'd think. So you get a cute girl with a dick and it's the best of both worlds. ALSO, there is a strong component of mindbreak and cum desperation. Pussies work in strange ways and you never really know what the girl is feeling, how strong, how close she is to cumming, etc. It's a mystery, and it also takes a long time for them to get going. Giving them a dick makes the process understandable because you can see them get erect, you can know when they are about to cum and you can tell exactly what they are feeling because you are more familiar with a dick. So it's lewd to imagine a girl having a dick and knowing exactly what she feels, as opposed to the mystery of a vagina.

>>34773746
Her evil faces are so fucking cute.

>>34773804
Also, I don't think futa fetish has ANYTHING to do with crosdressers or faggots. I don't think that's the appeal at all.

>>34773817
>Men will never....
"have sex with me"

>>34773784
Imagine her accidentally sending an unfinished reply just as she is about to delete it.

>>34773746
>Wow anon, you really put a smile on Bern's face with that one. She's almost blushing!
Very Good. A life without Bern's smile is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.

>>34773833
understand seacats

Bern finds a fragment with Akasaka in it, what happens?

>>34773873

>>34773873
Make Akasaka cheat on his wife

Bern interacting with Higurashi characters in general would be pretty interesting though since I have no idea how she would react.

>>34773513
*vizir

>>34773931
>>Bern interacting with Higurashi characters in general would be pretty interesting though
It happened once.

>>34773883

>>34773943
NOOOOO

>>34773193
Also Lambda confirm that Erika didn't exist in any world before ep5

SO ERIKA CAN'T EXIST IN REALITY, SO THIS DESTROY SHKANONTRICE

>>34773817
Where did that blushing Bern come from?

>>34773956
It doesn't matter what happens and doesn't happen in message bottles and forgeries

>>34773964
Hinamizawa, I think

Placing my cock on Bernkastel's forehead and cumming really hard

>>34773931
I'd like to see a fragment where Rika subjects her to a variety of punishment games or K1 treats her like a little girl instead of a dignified 1000 year old witch.

>>34773978
It doesn't matter Erika's actions
It doesn't matter Erika and Ikuko characters
It doesn't matter George and Kinzo feeligs
It doesn't matter the mystery
ect...

Shkanontrice to works must doen't giva a shit about everything

DISGUTING

>>34774003
OUR EMPEROR

>>34773993

>>34774025
Yes, that's the appropriate face. Now enjoy your hair and face getting all sticky

>>34774025
Antkastel

[red]This thread will not have a happy ending.[/red]

Part of the appeal of doing lewd things to Bernkastel is the knowledge that she could tear you limb from limb or cast you into a torture fragment at any time, so no matter how much she protests or calls you disgusting and pathetic, if you do something to her and she doesn't instantly turn you to paste, she secretly enjoys it.

>>34773873
>>34773931
Even Higurashi's Bernkastel mused about making a fucked up scenario with Akasaka.

>>34774061
>p*chinko bern

>>34774063
Now, see, the problem with her casting me into eternal torture or turning me into paste is that then she'll simply get bored again, while me sexually tormenting her is definitely interesting.

>>34774065
Bern occasionally returns to a Higurashi fragments and fucks K1 into the ground out of boredom

>>34773953
Bern knew it was a bad idea from the start, while Lambda is Lambda.

>>34774119
It's not like Bern could do anything to kyute mode Rena, come on.

>tfw no victorian cat goth gf

>>34774129
BERN IS BATTLER'S FAMILY CULPRIT THEORY

THIS EXPLAIN WHY SHE IS SO OBSESSED WITH ANGE AND WANTED TO RUIN HER LIFE

Shrinking yourself down and entering Bern's belly button.

>>34774114
You make it sound like Rika didn't already do that in one of her "stress relief" loops.

Imagine giant Bernkastel destroying the fucking world. I'll spend my last moments on /x/ posting "IT'S HAPPENING!!!!"

>>34774183
>Imagine giant Bernkastel destroying the fucking world.
I have orgasmed to this exact thought multiple times, but it's mostly from me imagining Yukarin's voice

Cockvore time

>>34773328
What did she steal now?

FAMILY THEORY IS CULPRIT BATTLER’S BERN

OBSSESSED LIFE RUIN AND ANGE SO WITH EXPLAIN THIS SHE WANTED IS WHY HER TO

>>34774097
That's right. Now, Bern, be a good girl and lift up your dress.

>>34774240
>OBSSESSED LIFE RUIN
You called?

>>34774061
but this thread's been great so far!

Imagine Bern being completely submissive

>>34773579
It's based anon B)

>>34774261
Bern is very prideful, but at the same time she wants to be humiliated, but she will also want to take revenge for any humiliation she experiences. what a complicated girl!

>>34774261
Imagine impregnating Bern and having kittens with her

>>34774304
Imagine her treating you like Rena treats K1 on a perfect day

Did I just switch fragments? I could've swore this thread was full of Lambda, not Bern.

>>34774129
Sigh...

I'm debating putting a Bern lewdfic in the pipeline for later thanks to this thread. Would you guys prefer a surprisingly immediately submissive Bern, or one that's broken down over the story to eventually become submissive?

>>34774342
Gradual >

>>34774342
Fradual

Is chess more popular than shogi in Japan these days? Or was it just to fit the western theme of Umineko?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WPlLZlvU

>>34774342
The first option please.

>>34774372
Chess definitely got some traction in Japan thanks to Hikaru

>>34774372
I never understood chess, i was more of a checkers man myself

>>34774480
Chess is extremely easy to understand, the rules are very simple.
Getting good, though..

>>34774372
I only had one friend in high school I regularly played chess with. She died at 18 in a car crash thanks to a drunk piece of shit who rammed into her bike.
Never played chess since.

Shut up, the lady Bernkastel is pure and would never do, allow, condone or even think about such things

>>34774518
>She died at 18 in a car crash thanks to a drunk piece of shit who rammed into her bike.
Why am I reminded of something when reading this?

>>34774530
she just called me a retard anon, still think she's "pure"??

Just heard a really loud boom again. It sounded close by.

>>34774540
well go on tell us your story

>>34774558
Thoughts and prayers.
In all seriousness take care.
>>34774572
I think that this was the plot of something I watched a long time ago

>>34774558
so who's bombing who in Israel again jewbro?

>>34767129
mion and shion became zepar and furfur, the twin demons of love.

shion grew a penis in the process.

>>34774593
Based and canon

I don’t give a shit if you talk about that candy whore or any of the other bitches, but Bernkastel is a step too far. You think these threads are bad now? If you even dare I will make it 1000 times worse. That isn’t a joke either

>>34774602
What, are you going to talk about the blush again?

>>34774602
NO ANON! This thread is based you can't ruin it!

>>34774602
Where have you been? Hornyposting about Bernkastel is an /07/th tradition.

>>34774616
lol

>>34774610
(•|>•)

what about candy vore

>>34774627
( . )( .)
Lol i just made boobs

opinions on farmer krauss??

>>34774666
Seems like the farm Krauss bought is home to disembodied spirits of farmer hands.

Higurashi real solution

>>34774685
It is a very vital clue to the mystery of the missing apple!!

reminder that bern is f___

Woah i just stumbled onto this really weird and cool mystery some other anon that's not me made >>>/qst/4812559
It seems really complex! i bet only the smartest of anons could solve it!

>>34774732
fine

>>34774732
feline