/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have neither the funds nor the patience.

Getting a Japanese girlfriend is the very apex of the weeaboos meaning in life. It does take determination. I have been looking for about 3 years. Got close a few months ago though.

>>3476222

This was this girl I met that went by a Japanese name. She wanted to get with me, but then she told me that she was Chinese. I was like. GTFO. Then she turned around and started going off about on about how China was better then Japan and that China will take over the world.

What is wrong with you people!?

I lived the dream for about 3 years. Then she got deported. : (

>>3476253

uh, /jp/ 4chan? You must have ended up in the wrong side of the internet by accident?

I need more information on that song. I want that album.

Beats are so fresh.

>>3476270

already tried looking. Looks like its just some gravure models/idols singing and a DJ. you might be able to find more info on the DJ though.

>>3476171

finding a j-girl of my own has been one of my top priorities in life. Someday I in-vision I will have half japanese kids, in a house living with my japanese wife behind a white picket fence. I cant wait. but no Japanese where I live so I think it will forever be a dream.

I like smart nigra at the start. Mofukin oxford precise up in dis shit.

I did a google search on DJ Kohno. All I got back was Japanese Wikipedia links.

Guess I'll just have to rip a MP3 from the video.

I have a Japanese girlfriend. life is good. She cooks well, is funny, and good in bed. She has a great Osaka accent too.

If you want a good looking one, you gotta be good looking or white and monied for that to happen, anon. If you'll take anything, just being white should do.

>you gotta be good looking or white

Looks like I'm disqualified.

I want a girlfriend like the one in OP's picture.

>>3476368

nah man. I am black and I have a Japanese girl. You just have to play off your stereotypes. Japanese are going to expect you to be all hiphop if you are black. You its better to play it off and get a girl that is in to that stuff. My japanese girl was majorily into hip hop and rap before she met me.

>>3476408

J girls with corn rolls? DO WANT!

>>3476171
>Looking for the Japanese girlfriend dream.

Get out of /jp/ you fucken faggot.

>>3476425
>corn rolls

>>3476385

A slut who doesn't know how to keep her legs together? I mean, she's wide open just sitting there texting.

>>3476445

That's my fetish.

>>3476408
>You just have to play off your stereotypes.

That's gonna be a problem. I'm extremely "white washed" as they say. I'd have a hard time doing that.

>>3476408
This is the part where I was talking about >good looking
I'll correct myself: Non-Asian Foreigner (I've heard rumors of Korean males doing ok from time to time though) in general gets you one if you're willing to take whatever you get.

japanese men are so wimpy it makes us look like he-man to them.

>>3476473

thats when "acting" comes into play. I grew up in the surbs. The Japanese love the hip hop style... heres my proof...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmf1oyo6_WI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH8iCN4s_JU&feature=PlayList&p=A91F89FAEAA14212&playnext=
1&playnext_from=PL&index=3

>>3476538

There are so many sub cultures in Japan that you are bound to find a girl that relates to what ever group or sub culture you are.

>>3476432

No you get out. This thread is Japan related. Japanese girls are Japan related, just like all those 2d and 3d threads. fuck you.

>>3476319
Are they that interested in white guys?

>>3476538

Oh wow that second video. I don't even know what to say.

>>3476574

They are interested in anything that is different from your standard black hair, skinny, girly japanese d00d.

>>3476571

Semi True. I am a gothic/heavy metal guy. I met my current gf at the Halloween deca dance. She shares my goth shit too.

in before GIRUGAMESH

>>3476588
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Xh0AqvWQE

>>3476629
LMFAO!!!!! WHO IS THAT GUY???

>>3476616

>>3476622

They remind me of the Otaku hunters from Akihabara@Deep.

3D

Look at these japanese vatos in tokyo.

>>3476649

Suddenly I'm reminded of this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tMoZMmP9v4

Hmm, next year I'm going to Japan for a year...wonder if I'll find a boyfriend there.

Why don't you look for an English girlfriend?

>>3476661

its not far from the truth.

>>3476667

Faggot.

>>3476668
because they're a bunch a shitty chavs

>>3476680
You know, not every person has to be male.

>>3476701

Silly you. We all know there are no girls on the internet.

>>3476668

I want a ENGRISHU girlfriend.

>>3476708
Then we all must be gay

>>3476724

>>3476733

where can I find a Japanese girl like that. I know she would be easy because i would not have competition. I would be the one to tell her how beautiful she is. she would love me forever. fucking serious.

>>3476740
sriously???

>>3476740

well with that face, she better have a perfect body.

Not sure I could live in Japan.
I'd stand out like crazy. Medical services are known to be, er... special. They have extremely odd censorship laws. Japanese girls generally don't shave down there.
There's a bunch of upsides, of course. But not being used to the downsides, they tend to have more of an impact.

as long as she had legs like the girl in OP's pic.

>>3476733
Reminds me of a yukkuri.

>>3476754

but i like hairy Japanese bush. She hair is so straight and thin. Its not like western women.

>>3476769
'She hair'?

>>3476769
Yeah, like hell you know

fucking asian girls with those creepy eyes... they certainly look younger than their real age, thats a bonus on the pedo part... but those eyes.... hell no.

>>3476770

Japanese hair, is like a small runway. It directs you to the right direction.

I just dream of being among girls where my well-shaped body and penis, and my beautiful blue eyes and fair blond hair will actually stand out. But all those adjectives are self-flattery, so I guess I wouldn't be that popular, so it's probably not something worth traveling to another continent for.

>>3476776

that's what I love about them. Who said they look to long? Its westerners that look too old. Considering that there is more asian on this world then white folk, I say they are majority.

>>3476808

I want to meet girls JUST LIKE THIS. I am buying a ticket to Tokyo tomorrow. That is it, ia m going to be a JET teacher.

>>3476649
Que te pasa viejo, esos son mis camaradas

>>3476538
haha

you can find something similar from any country though. proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arIei1ycK8

>>3476330
>If you want a good looking one, you gotta be good looking or white and monied for that to happen, anon.

Hey, I'm not picky or anything, whatev-
>If you'll take anything, just being white should do.
FFFFFFFFFFF

japanese girls are hot.

wtf is this shit?

I have been through 4 Japanese girlfriends. People, once you get with one, or two it starts to get boring. it loses its... "omg, shes JAPANESE!!!".

Taking a vacation to Japan would be nice, just like taking a vacation to many great places around the world. But living there? Fuck that shit.

As for the japanese girlfriend thing? Well whatever suits you fetish, go for it bro. But I personally think there are good women (inb4hurrr derp) and evil bitches in every race

>>3476171
There's like....1 somewhat average girl in that video, rest were fugly

>>3476833
I've got bad news for you, aniki.
She's Taiwanese.

I currently study japanology ("japanese studies", for you uneducated american faggots) and hopefully I will get a job in Japan.

>>3476385

you want to marry a 16 year old.

congratulations.

japanese girls in high school mostly have the maturity of western girls in middle school, they're too busy with their friends and clubs and studying to grow up at all. and all japanese women have crippling complexes about their bodies.

they're easy to pick up for white people, though.

>>3476445
enjo kousai.

I am Japanese and I live in the Tokyo. The Modern Japanese girls is trash! You do not know? It is truth. Just talk too much.

>>3477141
OMG THAT IS SO DESU NE

gtfo faggot.

>stealth bump

>>3477141
I like kamakura period japanese girl

>>3477190

FUCK YOU KISAMA

>>3477831
Say it to my face, yatsu, not online.

>>3477841
you kisama yatsu tachis are so goddamn baka.

keep going.

I have a Japanese girlfriend. She is a VIPPER, and a Touhoufag. I hit the jackpot, gentlemen.

>>3479503

I don't believe you.

>>3479505

Doesn't change the fact that she exists.