/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yeah, it's 21.39.

its suiging time

>>3475980
Fuck, you're in the same timezone as me.

It's time to kick ass and cook spaghetti and I am all out of spaghetti.

23.40 here

ten more minutes until my first class is over?

>>3475982
>>3475980
Same. GMT+1 >*

Angeing time.

IT'S TIME FOR PENNE RIGATE!

HOLY BALLS

>>3475999

>IT'S TIME TO DUEL

No Yugi, noooooooooooooo

Ingredients

* 1 lb. organic penne pasta, for every 3-4 people
* 1 slice good quality prosciutto, per person
* 1 can organic diced tomatoes, canned or peeled, cleaned and diced by hand, one can per person (or three tomatoes per person)
* cream (light, heavy, or whipping)
* Mediterranean sea salt
* 1 red pepper
* freshly grated pecorino-romano cheese
* vodka


Steps

1. Start a pot of boiling water and follow the instructions for How to Make Pasta.
2. Pour some olive oil in a pan and add a few fresh, whole cloves of garlic. Cook over high heat.
3. When the oil starts to bubble, turn it on its side so that the garlic is boiling in the oil.
4. When the garlic starts to brown, remove from heat and discard the garlic.
5. Add tomatoes, salt and red pepper to the oil and return to high heat.
6. Cut the prosciutto into ultra thin strips.
7. When the tomatoes have boiled down to a sauce form, add the prosciutto and a little cream and sauté.
8. Cook over medium heat for about five minutes.
9. Reduce heat to low if pasta has not yet finished cooking.
10. Add a splash of vodka and sauté over low heat.
11. Mix the sauce with the pasta in a large bowl.
12. Serve in small dishes and sprinkle grated cheese on top.

>>3476005
that was not funny

>>3476010
Stop saging, faggot.

>>3476006
And now we know where Araki takes ideas for his characters' names.

Can somebody please explain this joke to me?

>>3476014


Lurk more.

>>3476014
It's a bird. Get it? Bird is the word, nigger.

Goddamnit keep this thread alive, niggers.

>>3476016
Seriously, how does that help?

>>3476032

It helps you to not be a stupid newfaggot, obviously. Do you really need a retarded tripfag to tell you that?

>>3476030

Fuck you. You're not the boss of us.

>>3476045
But it doesn't explain the punchline.

>>3476045
I am the boss of you niggers. I'm taller then all of you Japfags.

>>3476032
Brotip, because you're obviously new: the post you quoted is hidden to me by the 4chan greasemonkey script. So, you should filter the name/tripcode of the user you just quoted. Because he's probably a troll/cancerous user.

>>3476051
It does.
There is literally nothing about, on, or involving this site you cannot learn by Lurking the fuck more.

>>3476057

Well, I didn't vote for your dumbass.

>>3476045
Angry tripfag venting anger on good-willed anonymous.

>>3476014
There's no joke, just a Russian bot that spams the picture and text. /jp/ eventually came to love it.

>>3476067

>good-willed anonymous.
>suggesting that Anon does anything in good-will

HA!

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

>>3476066
You're a fag. I'm still undoubtedly better then you. Small Japfag.

>>3476067
>/jp/ eventually came to love it.
More like it was once amusing in the same vein as Hoopdog, but then it just became stupid thanks to AoRF's bot.

>>3476076
Shitty reaction picture?

And here we go again.

>>3476083

>posting on 4chan
>claiming to be better than anybody

I don't think so.

>>3476094
Keep going monkey, you amuse me.

>>3476096

>pretending to be amused by a so-called unfunny faggot

Where's that pasta fight comic now?

>>3476094
I just love /jp/. You're all a bunch of faggots.

Yes, you too, faggot.

>>3476107

>LOLITROLU

pic related

>>3476103
Thanks a lot faggot, green text and reaction picture very good, there is no fake filename at all (:

>>3476113
Oh well, atleast I can still leave knowing that I'm better then you and your pathetic ways of trolling.

holy fuck, Arc always manages to troll everyone.

>>3476121

>butthurt

You sure are, pal. Go on, leave and lick your wounds.

>>3476121

>>3476124 see >>3476113

>>3476128
He's truly the worst thing about this board. I'm too lazy to download the postfilter script, but I think I'm going to make an exception and get to download it.

>>3476137

CRY SOME MORE

TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS

>>3476144
Stop fucking in my thread.

>>3476144
I won't cry for a little butthurt, frustrated and mad shit like you.

theres more than a bunch of people who need to learn the meaning of "troll"

>>3476154

Awww, is the little baby gonna cry? Is he gonna cry 'cause the mean ol' tripfag is posting in his thread?

Ha ha ha...cry some more.

>>3476154
Brune turd is so bad that he manages to turn a JBCS thread into shit.

I'm pretty disappointed that you're starting to give in Arc. Reaction images and green text show shitty trolling and lack of any creativity.

>>3476156
I think you pushed him over the edge, he's getting less and less coherent.

>>3476164

>suggesting that JBCS threads were not already shit

>>3476159
I am clicking report with 40 different proxies and nothing happens.
Where are the mods.

>>3476169
Fucking your mom, faggot.

>>3476164
Where is Bawson Anon to spam Arc into oblivion when you need him.

>>3476168
Dude, your reaction_face+quote replies are the proof you're a retarded /b/ kid that wants some attention coming from an anonymous imageboard. Your life is sad. I'd suggest to kill yourself, if you didn't think about it already.

>>3476182

>long, butthurt, wordy replies

Package with your name on it, Anon.

>>3476190
>long
>two lines

You should get started on curing that serious ADHD, bro.

I love this thread.

>>3476201

You should put this on your butthurt.

>>3476212
You're starting to get a bit repetitive, aren't you?

>>3476190

>>3476217

You're starting to get rather asspained, aren't you?

>>3476224
If by butthurt you mean bored by your mediocre show, then yeah, probably.

>>3476233

>WHY IS ARC SO SHITTY

Baw some more, Bawson.

>>3476242
Well, I'll give some other anon the pleasure to continue this awesome conversation with you, you're definitely too boring for me today. Maybe someone else can make something amusing out of you?

>>3476242
fuck you nigger

>>3476272

>BAWWWW HERE IS WHERE I PRETEND NOT TO CARE BECAUSE I'M TOO BUTTHURT TO CONTINUE AND CAN'T SEE THE KEYBOARD THROUGH MY TEARS ;_; LOL IT WAS JUST A JOKE OKAY ARC

Bro, cool story. I'm sorry you suck at trolling.

Why do people argue against the idea of it being Penne Rigate?

Comparison in pic.

>>3476283
YOU suck at trolling you fucking fag.

>>3476283
No, not really. When a toy is broken, what do you do? You throw it away, or give it to someone else. That's all.

>>3476293

I am literally the worst troll ever.

>>3476283

>>3476300
but you have a heart of gold

>>3476298

>bawwwwww i dun care im gunna pretend its all a joke cuz my butt hurts

Wipe away those tears, anon. I get it. You're butthurt. No need to continue publicly humiliating yourself and pretending not to care.

>>3476323
FUCK OFF!

>>3476323
Boooooooorrrrrrrrrrrring. Why don't you give up and die?

>>3476300

Arc, you are my favorite tripfag. Never change.

>>3476309
>>3476300
and a soul of silver.

>>3476372

Because it makes you butthurt. Keep pretending to be bored, you're not fooling anyone.

>>3476309
>>3476377
>>3476375

I love you all!

So who wins, Anonymous or Arcueid?

Arcade Bumstead is the best thing in /jp/.
If he wasn't there you'd be all bored as hell.

>>3476395
Clearly Anonymous

>>3476398
Yeah, that's right, but for some reason today it isn't working that much, he just rolling in circles. Maybe we have to let him recharge for a few days so that he can find more funny things to post.

>>3476402
>>3476395

The contest was to see who would cry first, and I lost horribly.

Anon burst into bitter, childish tears and started pretending not to care way before I did. I'm sorry I failed you all, /jp/.

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

ITT Arc tripfag replying to himself as Anonymous to create the illusion of him 'trolling' someone.

>>3476499
I've honestly been thinking about that.

That was a fun read. We should do this again sometime.

>>3476554

Here dude, have some fun:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_user
name=&search_tripcode=!ARCIkc4cG6&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord
=rel

Look forward to the next battle where Arcueid will pathetically lose, again.

>>3476576

>battle

INTERNET: SERIOUS BUSINESS

>where Arcueid will pathetically lose, again.

Yes, I will fail at being nearly as tearful and pathetic as Anon does when he gets butthurt. Can't wait to lose at that.

>>3476554 lol this thread was so funny xD. Let's have more randum threads on /jp/. Epic lulz!!!1

>>3476609
Blame the tripfag.

Time to report and hide the thread

>>3476632

Oh, really?

>>3476632

>>3476609
๏̯͡๏﴿

>>3476664
lol u mad someone hid your precious battle?

>>3476690

It's not MY battle. In fact, I didn't even know it was a battle.

I just thought JBCS threads are supposed to be bumped. I'll stop if it bothers you that much.

>>3476712
hahaha your butthurt is showing, boy

>>3476727

Hm?

>>3476731
I said: hahaha your butthurt is showing, boy

>>3476690
Good thing I have Arcueid filtered.

>>3476741

Wait, what?

>>3476766
If I see that fucking butthurt one more time...

>>3476758
What a pussy, only faggots filter Arc.

>>3476772
This, the only one you should really filter is Taiko.

>>3476771

Much like Shirou, you've lost me.

>>3476782
Arcueid is Taiko.

>>3476784
couldn't expect less from a type-moon fan

>>3476797

Are you frustrated at TM?

Filtered Tripcodes
!CIELBE/jzM
!iS.Yuri/S.
!AWEsomEEEE
!!g4pQz5RFuPl
!9WUSc85B6o
!DoLLFaGERs
!!abIc2O8kqZb
!TrUEbRoOz
!ARCIkc4cG6
!7AnImelIIg

Adding them is easy.

>>3476819
Newfag sighted.

>>3476819
You filtered BOOF? Oh god, I didn't think this was possible. One of the funniest guys around here.

>>3476827
Butthurt Tripfaggot sited you meant.

>>3476831
too bad you shitpost so much.

>>3476831
He belongs in /b/.

>>3476835
What? I was pointing out that he was missing some key shitposters.

Remember when we had janitors?

>>3476867
WTF!!!!!!

>>3476867

>>3476841
I'm not BOOF, dude. I was just wondering how someone could filter a tripfag who is never fighting, insulting or raging, always cool and posting some fun content.

>>3476900
Naw you are not him

Wanna lift?

>>3476922

gb2/o/

>>3476929
gb2/attentionwhore/

>>3476929

fine then

>>3476929
why are you so moe, arc?

JAPANESE BIRD COOKING PASTA

>>3476968


get out of there. you are a dog not a human

all these tripcodes getting added to my filter this is great.

even this is better than /b/tard spam from 13 yearolds.