/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34731663
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I was so close to making the new thread.

>>34731707
she cute

I will submit to foxes.

>Adventuring with priestess
>Good old tank/dps while she's the heals
>She gets bit by a vampire and turns into one
>Gets major stat boost
>Easily stronger than me without any training and can bash any monster unconscious with her staff
>Can't use healing spells anymore but that's not a problem for her since she has 100% life steal
>Have to adventure only at night cause I'm too weak to go solo since priestess dragged me appropriate area for here but is absolutely impossible for me since a common encounter is zombie dragons
>Constantly drinks my blood and jokes that I should change my class to blood bag
>Vampire who originally turned her is visiting weakly asking how her daughter is going and if she'll have any grandkids yet
>Only moment smugness I got to enjoy was when the priestess forgot she still had healing powers and decided to use them on herself to see what happens and knocked herself out
>That was until being low health gives her a ravenous thirst for my blood
>Worst part is she is getting haughtier by the day and is no longer the meek priestess that I plowed her missionary style with an angel's blessing
Are there any freelance dhampirs around or do I have to make one to help me defeat my party member?

Good night, will dream of monster girl doing the funny

Alright, anon, you done goofed now. You made the ultimate shitpost and angered a lilim.
What did you post?

>>34731777
Holy digits, and i called them stinky, fat neets

>>34731777
Quads?

>>34731777
I'm voting for the DL because we need a politician who sucks and fucks cock and eats cum

>>34731663
I found out today that apparently hinduism has a hell specifically for men that do it with cows.

>>34731749
Gunna be self made man. I am sorry.

>>34731777
Common monsters are better

Here comes a dancing hebi

>>34731777
An image of an empty egg carton

Goddamn it, thread died before I could get my question answered.

What are some fetishes easy to enjoy with harpies?

>>34731777
I don't know why this upset her.

>>34731777
My dick and said it is only for the best. Then when asked whose the best, wurms

I need a nerd drawfairy as my stories and drawings won't win her over but at least my crappy campaigns and painted minis might.

>>34731777
If lims aren't worse than humans, then why can't they stop sucking human dick?

>>34731777
A broken scale

>>34731777
Said that human girls are better

>>34731865
Your fairy is going to beat you up for your lunch money and break your dolls.

At least angels have some decency to excuse their actions behind Heavenly Will

>>34731777
I prefer birds

What's with all the posters spamming off-topic and /d/ shit in the last thread. This is getting ridiculous

>>34731914
Well, hello grandes. How was the great war?

>>34731905
Anon, just because I'm a nerd doesn't mean I'm some fat slob that can't throw a bunch.
She's getting the punishment jar if she thinks that shit will fly.

>>34731777
Refused to post dick and timestamp on 4monster

What monsters go after worthless gluttonous slobs other than devilbugs? Atlach Nachas and kikis come to mind

>>34731777
Said I would marry an alp before I would kiss her

>>34731933
Shut up nerd, or she'll paint your collection without thinning the paints first

>>34731914
>ze
i tried playing this game

>>34731777
Girl Monsters > Monstergirls

In what ways would your monstergirl daughterus rebel from you and her mother?

>>34731961
...Anon, there are some lines that cannot be crossed.
She's going to learn to paint her own models the right way.

>>34732000
>"Well, what if I don't want to hoard treasure?!"
I think she'd change her tune once her mother started crying.

>tfw developing a thing for fatties
Help

>>34731749
>>Vampire who originally turned her is visiting weakly asking how her daughter is going and if she'll have any grandkids yet
I like the idea of monsters forming familial relationships with the human girls they corrupt. Imagine a CC monster who always wanted children but never found a man to give her some, so she uses other women as surrogate daughters.

>>34732037
Quick! Someone post the Jabberwock photos!

>>34732037
Do you mean like disgustingly obese, or just really thicc girls. The latterr is perfectly fine to love.

>>34732037
No, let it be

>>34731777
I plan on remaining celibate until death.

>>34732058
I’ve always liked thicc. I’ve just started noticing that the, uh, upper bound for me is notably higher than expected.
I ain’t posting those here though.

>>34732037
They're the utiimate MGE fatties, so if you don't want them then you'll get pushed away from it. Other monster girls may have some weight but enough sex will keep them slim or at least just kind of meaty.

>>34732087
That girl is perfectly fertile.
Would give a few litters.

>>34732094
Given that monster-sex refunds more energy than was put into it, that by itself is not a proper form of exercise.
Man no wonder jabberfag’s waifu is huge.

>>34732037
good

>Your wife Valkyrie looks up your browsing history and discovers your sick fetishes
>manticores tail-onahole rape, Cheshire forced reality-warping anal, Wight necrophilia etc.
>looks you dead in the eye with pic related unimpressed face
>you know where this is going, she got enough charges and this is how you got married to begin with. There is no talking your way out of this. Whatever you say can and will be used to force your dick inside her vagina for weeks.
>Your body moves faster than you can think and you turn 180 degrees and run away. Your face slams headfist at something soft. It’s your other wife’s, Cupid’s, chest. You look up and can already see her heart pupils
>She praises you for showing your dedication to Heaven. But a sin is a sin. You are stripped on the spot.
>magical rings of light make you float on the air. Cupid spins you around. Valkyrie is already naked, her peachy white butt perked already. Your dick erects involuntarily and she forces it in her pussy.
>you start to moan and beg. She says she will only let go of you in a week.
>as you start orgasming you find this odd. This a rather long sentence this time, normally they start small and extend accordingly. As you start convulsing while Valkyrie walks around to proceed with her household chores parading with you around you notice Cupid circling something on the calendar.
>You finally understand. This isn’t Valkyrie’s safe period. And when this week passes, neither will be Cupid’s. You try to gather whatever arguments you can and complain
>Valkyrie bends down to search cooking utensils in the kitchen, your dick slithers further in, her pussy contracts as if turned on by your moans and you lose yourself in orgasm knowing what will happen.
>As she begins to cook a lamia tail she blushes slightly and with a smile says you are a good husband and will be an even better daddy
What do in this situation?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, send a shortstack dormouse because my sleep schedule is on the fritz again.

>>34731837
egglaying

Finished a rough draft of my wife yesterday. I think I'm happy with the general design, but I'm no good at finer details so I just put her in a very basic "outfit" for now while I figure out how I want her usual clothes to look. At least it can work as a basis if I ever get a commission.

>>34732147
>Cooking a lamia tail
Who the shit did she just murder?

>>34732138
I wanna squish this worm

>>34732159

Do Mamono harpies have a cloaca? And if they do, does that make All-The-Way-Through a thing?

>>34732168
Gog damb anon, that's a lot of wife

>>34732147
My actual degenerate fetishes are far far worse than those. For that reason alone I am assured the 'sentence' would be much longer.

>>34732168
cute, is that a workout outfit?

>>34732101
Ginzake excels at HUGE BITCHES. And felines.

>>34732173
She's heavier than she looks anon. You'll be the one squished.

>>34732170
If this is normal, it isn’t a matter of who but how many by this point.

>>34732188
She's a big girl. Probably close to 7ft. And her tail makes an audible thump when she rests it on something.
>>34732208
I was thinking some kind of swimsuit, but that works better.

>>34732037
Embrace

>>34732216
>one-piece swimsuit
patrician taste

>>34732147
MGQ angel's idea of punishment is about as annoying as being put in timeout, except that I'm also having sex
like, the only actually-bad thing is that I do, sometimes, like to do other things than fill angelpussy.
the duration also tends to be ridiculous. I'm gonna become a fuckbuddhist. is that what you want, you feathery morons?

Things stored in the breasts:
>milk
>mana
>a man's hopes and dreams
>nutrients redirected from the brain

>>34732237
Every millennium spent filling an angel’s womb is one less millennium fucking a m*nster. The perfect sentence.

>>34732168
Is that an oni? Looks good. Also, triple beauty markoh me oh my

>you're mine now!

>>34732237
I dunno. I certainly wouldn't mind getting raped continuously for 20,000 years by a Valkyrie and Cupid. In fact, I'm sure I would even enjoy it.

>>34732268
>One millennium of fucking an angel is on e millennium not fucking a monster
We both know it's the same thing, except one is lying to herself about it

>>34732276
She's a gold dragon. The beauty marks are to make her look more mature and motherly.

>>34732278
Impossible, we never held hands while kissing. This is nothing more than fox trickery!

>>34732291
I wish to make this valkyrie large with my children.

>>34732338
Foxes can trick me any day.

I can almost guarantee the people who think constant sex for one billion years with an angel is, in any way, a good idea are likely turbovirgin incels from /tg/. Yes, sex in the context of MGE is great and lots of it happens. But there's still actual activities and cutesy relationship building that happens outside of sex. These faggots are chasing the high from orgasm above all else. They probably don't even care it's an angel doing it. Hell, an onahole on an oscillating rod would suit their needs.

>>34732294
Whenever dragons get brought up, I’m tempted to make jokes about the tables turning and them becoming mere lizards, but...
I dunno man, she looks pretty strong, good luck

>>34732294
Mission accomplished, hombre.

>>34732368
They say if you get tricked by a fox three times she legally owns you.
It's a dangerous world out there, be careful, Anon.

>>34732369
it sounds like a nice milestone to hit on a pandemonium vacation or something but it's not an everyday affair.

>>34732369
Low effort post

>>34732459
What if i dick a fox 3 times.

>>34731777
After 500 years she finally got banana phone out of her head.
I put it back there.
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring
Banana phone

if you are not learning how to do bullshit with your element, you're not living

>>34732380
It's a back and forth thing. Sometimes she completely overpowers me, other times she lets me be the dominant one because she thinks it's hot. There's not much dragonic pride left in her, though.

>>34732459
If I get tricked three times by a fox then I clearly need her to protect me from the rest of this dangerous world anyway.

>>34731853
Based Greenworm Anon. Can you draw more reaction images? Say a Greenworm Costanza (should be Shoggoth, for 'I Shoggy Doggy') or a Greenworm with a tophat and champagne?

>>34732529
She probably tricked you at least 45 times by then, so she would legally own you 15 times over

When you are visiting the Desert Lands. What ever you do, do mention Undead Mamono. Do not call Pharaohs "undead" and most importantly. Never NEVER EVER speak or talk about vampires in the desert lands. For it upsets and angers the Desert Lands people and Desert Monstergirls die to some long ancient history that I can't really remember. Did really pay attention in history classes that much

>>34732609
>"So you're like a sand vampire, right?"

>>34731948
Naa-chan is a cute. A CUTE!

>>34732369
Do you also complain about pelvis breaking?

>>34732553
>tits are covered
>vagina out airing in the wind

>>34731836
Based--being a mamanogamyfag myself, I would have no problem settling down and making my Hebi wife the happiest girl in the world. Although I hope their more extreme Yandere personality is a bit of a meme, I wouldn't want her to worry about me being unfaithful, I'd want her to trust me implicitly.

>>34732645
It’s a real power move.

>>34731777

>>34732609
B-but Dio was a vampire in the desert lands!

Friendly reminder that loli monster buttholes are infinitely sexier than loli monster cunnies.

>>34732712
Nah.

>>34732368
I. NEED. To squeeze. This. F O X.

>>34732168
Dayum.

>>34732858
I wish to just touch the fox

>>34732858
Gotta be careful Anon, or the fox will start squeezing you.

>>34732858
I prefer to squeeze foxes in a different way, but to each there own...

>>34732881
That sounds nice

>>34732895
I love this kitsune

>>34732972
Pretty eyes.

>>34732230

Beware of big monsters with big mangrabbers.

>>34731777
Not sure why she's angry.

>>34733034
>tfw no husband to pull tail

>>34731777
I thought she was an alp.

>>34733055
Now she's mad for real and you're in danger, and not sexually.

>>34731777
I made a post to her social media account saying that all lilims are cock-gobbling whores who fuck anything they see: monster, human, or animal.

If she finds and fucks me, then she proves me right, and I'll have a lilim bouncing up and down on my dick for who knows how long. This is a win.
If she doesn't take the bait, then I can say I've successfully bullied a lilim in a public space with no repercussions. This is also a win.

>>34733136
congrats on the ushi oni harem.

>>34733136
Hope you like Humpty Eggs.

>>34733158
>>34733173
Monster pussy is monster pussy. It's all good in my eyes.
No matter what she does, I'll always win

>>34733182
Unless she does the unthinkable and Alps you

>>34733191
Not possible. I don't have a gay bone in my body

>>34733197
I bet I can prove that false. For example: Do you exclusively watch/view lesbian and/or solo female porn?

>>34731777
I prefer a human over a monster

>>34733206
I only cum to solo pinups of monster girls.

>>34733213
>implying Shinji isn't fucked by Manticore Asuka, Lilim Rei, and winegoat Misato on the daily.

>>34733237
Once again Misato is proven to be best girl.

>>34733237
Son of a bitch it cut the greentext in half

>>34733206
I see where this is going, Ron White

She might look like a crazed monster-worshipping cultist, but I assure you she's a nice girl, Anon.

>>34733247
Misato do got them mega milkers

>>34733253
He's not wrong, you know.

>>34732972
But that’s a computer

>>34733213
Shut up and get in the robot, Shinji.

>>34733421
So?

>>34733433
Man, this captcha won't load...

>>34733431
but the robot is his mother
Asuka and misato are his only safe choices

>>34733589
eh, theres Maya, I don't think she was a lesbian offically

Im going to defeat a lilim, not through strength of arms, or sexual prowess but by ensuring she’ll never have a daughter making sure she will only have sons making her seem blessed to her sisters but inside she’ll be desperate for a daughter that she can raise

>>34733589
NO ONE in eva is safe
>Asuka:thundercunt
>Yui: mother
>Rei: DNA cloned from Yiu, at best she's shinji's half sister and at worst his mother 2.0, also a would ending tool
>ritsuko: thundercunt/Gendo's sloppy seconds (and REALLY sloppy given the backstory)
>Maya: Dyke
>Misato: lazy drunk
And I havent watched any rebuilds so I cant say about mari

>>34733655
Mari won the game

Hello, yes, I would like to order the most sadistic manticore there is so she can take out her frustrations about being single on me

anyone got that green where the Lilim suplexes that woman into dark matter?

>>34733622
I mean she could just go the the bottom barrel 3dpd route and raise the boy into an alp
its a fucked up solution but still a solution

>>34733655
It's all a metaphor for the fall of man. The angels were the real answer all along.

This kills a man

>>34733774
Delicious anubis butt.

I don't see much talk about the basic bitch succubus

>>34733684
I want to cuddle her back and make her smile again

>Bicorn has gotten a harem for her husband
>She's exited to just get to watch as they fuck her husband
>She insists on not being the one to fuck him since she doesn't think she's worthy enough
>Instead they hold her down and make her husband fuck her so she can finally get some proper dick.

>>34733882
There is truth in that bar story about the run-of-the-mill succ being boring

>>34733882
Is there anything you want to say?

>>34733882
How can they even compete

>>34733893
I thought the whole point of bicorn sex was so she can get off on the "tase" of different monsters energ that got in to her husband
Meaning she will fuck, but she would always be last by choice

>>34733882
They're absolutely fantastic.

Tourist visiting eastern Europe catches the attention of the local monstergirl factions and finds himself running around with a target on his back.

>Giant classy vampire lady and her daughters, who are sheltered and curious of the world beyond the village
>NEET Baphomet obsessed with dolls and anime figurines, just wants everyone to fuck off her lawn
>Frogehemoth and her gopnik swamp gang
>Gremlin mad scientist "improving" local undead with bionics
>Werewolf pack larping as medieval barbarians
>Powerful fallen angel trying to keep the peace actually a doppelganger out of her depth
>Secret agent who wants to force him to impregnate his sister and continue the family line

Dont teach the meme cat the memes of old
she will bring back the game

>>34734058
The Game as in Triple H?

>>34734058
Fuck of with that 00's bullshit

>>34733903
"I... am... NOT horny."

Is it really a hug if it didn't at least crack 3 of your bones?

>>34734412
Yes, because she knows how frail human boys are and treats her boyfriend with utmost care.

>>34732037
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

Wake up. Coom.
Realize I'm still latched onto hubby like a lamprey. Coom.
Stretch my body and accidentally graze hubby's ear. Coom.
Start violently rocking my powerful semen-extracting hips back and forth. Coom.
Get cumflated as I start draining hubby dry as a raisin. Coom.
Stay on hubby as we both shower and get wet. Coom.
Have breakfast (cont.)

>Small, unintended benefits that your waifu's specieal traits grant you.

I'll start:
>Sandworm
>Never have dry, cracked, flaky, or itchy skin again

I bet if you fuck a centaur's horsepussy enough, your dick will eventually become a meat log that can easily slam into the back of her womb and drive her wild.

Nothing is more refreshing on a hot summer day than a nice glass of ice queen's fresh cum.

>>34735054
constant bone breaking from being pounded by mino causes bones to harden

>>34734948
Cant stop cumming into jubjub

>>34732609
>>34732632
>>34732698
>Somewhere in a Desert Lands City. It is "Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day"
>All the citizens and any desert mamono are gathered around pyramid government buildings where the sing praises or approach the ruling Pharaoh to say thanks
>And said Pharaoh is outside just the pyramid greeting the loving crowds and sitting on an outdoors throne
>The whole event is also a televised event for any desert lands citizens or denizens who can't physically attend the event to watch it in TV or Livestream it
>There are international audiences in different lands, countries and nations watching the event as well
>A small human boy of a child is about to be the next citizen to approach the Pharaoh
>But from out of a shadowy corner from a neighboring building a whisper is heard calling out the boy
>The boy approaches and to his surprise, a purple colored snake lady discreetly converses with the boy, it's and Apophis
>"Happy Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day there little boy. You're next in line to be called to say Praise and thanks to the Pharaoh, right?" The Apophis asks
>"Yes ma'am! I just have to wait for my number and I will approach our Pharaoh and say Praise to her and praise our ancient great lord Ptra!" The boy answers
>"Hmmmm... Hey lil man, how about a suggestion? Wanna say something really great to your Pharaoh??? Come here, lemme give you a suggestion." The Apophis beckons the boy as he approaches
>The Apophis whispers to the boy
>The boy then asks; "I dunno who those people are you just told me. But you sure I can tell that to the Pharaoh?"
>"Of course boy. I'm sure the Pharaoh will be surprised! Oh and I think it's your turn now!" Said the Apophis
>And soon enough, the boy's number is called, "That's my number. My turn to speak with the Pharaoh!"
>The boy looks to his parents who are also gleeful to their child meeting face to face their ruler
>The Pharoah looks down on the boy with a smile; "Hello there dear child. Happy Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day. What do you have to say to me dear child?" The Pharaoh says in a motherly voice
>The child ponders what he will say but then remembered what the Apophis told him to say instead.
>The boy out loud enough says to the Pharaoh, her court, the citizens and the cameras:
>"Undead monstergirls are the most wonderful and beautiful women ever! The Pharaoh is one big undead woman!" The boy blurts out
>The crowds gasp in shock and the Pharaoh is taken aback what the boy just said
>The boy continues; "Settra is a cooky crazy ol mummy and bad excuse of a priest. Khalida is not honorable and lets bad guys break her walls. The Western goddess Illias once beat Ptra in a arm wrestling match. And Neferata is the most beautiful vampire you will ever meet!"
>More shock, gasps and looks of terror from the crowds and Pharaoh's court is visible everywhere and the boy's parents are in disbelief what their not is saying
>Then the boy finishes off; "And Nagash is a great, cool and awesome dude! He is the greatest Necromancer to ever live! Also travel to and or move into and live in Sylvania, it's a cool, cold and fun place to be with undead and vampires!"
>The whole crowd and Pharaoh's court are flabbergasted and horrified at the blasphemous and heretical things the boy has said. There are small children; humans and monstergirl daughters, crying in terror and the boy's parents are just in tears
>Meanwhile the Apophis who told the boy to say all those things is absolutely rolling on the floor laughing with her other anti-pharaoh friends and "graped" monstergirls and men
>Clearly this was all the doing and hi-jinks of an Apophis trying to mess up a Pharaoh's day
>Meanwhile abroad, undead monstergirls and especially vampires and even Wights are enjoying this fiasco as the funniest thing ever.
>Vampires, Wights and all other powerful undead are all; "Ohohoho! Quick someone take a screenshot! That desert tramp's face is priceless!"

>>34735437
So what happens to the kid?

YO HO HO YOU'RE GONNA GIMME CUM CUM
YA YO YA YO OH OH, OH OOHHH
SET SAIL FOR ANON

>>34735551
It is open ended pal. Leave it to thy imagination.

>>34735571
Es gibt nur Wasser, Wasser, Wasser überall
Doch wir haben nichts zu trinken
Es gibt nur Wasser, Wasser, Wasser überall
Und das Schiff droht zu versinken

Wir brauchen Cum, Cum, Cum, sonst verdursten wir
Wir brauchen Cum, Cum, Cum, sonst verdursten wir
Wir brauchen Cum, Cum, Cum, sonst verdursten wir
Wir brauchen Cum

Love me mamono pirates

>>34735571
WE ARE ON A CRUISE

>>34732571
I'll see what I can do

>>34733034
So who's the chad?

>>34735735
mino

>>34735621
Getting Shanghaied by Mersharks while on a cruise!

>>34735735
Chadshire Cat

Big girls are for treating as dainty princesses, even if that's not necessarily true.

>>34735749
She has to get tired of winning eventually.

>>34735987
I couldn't pick up cheshire and carry her around with me, bapho has that going for her

>>34732147
>they even cook for you
Do nothing. To most monsters (You) are the better cook.

>>34736075
She's not that big, just get in good shape and you'll be able to carry her around. If she does happen to be that big, she can be the one to carry you instead.

>>34731811
Rei moo

Thick loli hips and thighs

>>34735746
My travel agent never said that this was included in the vacation package!

That squirrel's peeking into your window again and it looks like she's about to start another birdfeeder heist. What sort of birdfeeder defenses have you prepared? You wouldn't want the poor harpies to starve again today, do you?

>>34736457
I just invite her inside

>>34736457
That's a lot of open ground to cover. Would be a real shame if she got SWOOPED by a Harpy.

>>34736205
I think she needs to work on that chest if she wants to up her price.

>>34736429
>Haahn? What do you mean I'm too young to join your adventuring party?
>I'm 300 years old, you brat.

>>34736556
The old hag said what?

>>34735104
How does one get a cold glass if no one can get close to her palace? Does she have her Glacies daughters sell it at stands in town? Does she bottle it and ship it off to local Winterstown grocery stores?

>>34732168
Nice

>>34735104
I wonder what it tastes like?

>>34736429
She's just asking to get picked up, yeeted onto the bed, and mating pressed until dawn

So I'm wondering, is it even ideal for adventurers to go to inns with their parties when on a quest? I imagine it's hard to sleep because of all the assured rocking and moans coming from adjacent rooms, as well as what those sounds do to your party members.

I dreamt of getting in smothered in big monster girl ass

>>34736556
>dark mage loli who claims she's powerful and hundreds of years old tags along your adventure
>seems to only know level 1 spells

>>34736758
Better than sleeping on the streets where danger lurks in every corner and this >>34736768 can happen

>>34736758
I prefer sleeping outside, sure your camp can be raided by feral beasts but I wouldn't have met my wife if not for camping.

>>34736916
If I ever was gonna become an undead incubus, thats the way i wanna go

You're making your way to visit your Kitsune's shrine as usual when you hear her shout "Bad Fennec!" and a loud crash shortly after. What do you suppose happened?

>>34735054
Constantly getting back clawed to shreds by wight wife in leglock missionary leading to higher pain tolerance and MUCH more resistance to her claws.

I'm gonna find the big titty shogunate and no one can stop me!

>>34736758
Mage could use noise stopping spells to mute the moaning, problem solved. You avoid inns and your party could get kidnapped by the local amazoness tribe. At least if your caught in an inn you'll be doing it on a bed and not get rapped in the mud an rain for all to see.

>>34735054
>wurm
>have greater muscle strengh and have the most damage resisitant body around

>>34737157
Sure let's go
Where's she takin me?

serves him right he trusted a fox.

>>34737199
Dubs and not as bad as trustin elves, I only trust wurms. They cannot lie

>>34737293
given their mutual interest of liver I theorize you could feed meow mix to a kumiho.

>>34737157
>it hurt
>now let’s go?
Is that what she asked?

>>34735054
An appreciation for the 1 penny you get back when buying something ending in 99 with cash.

>>34737293
Ok.
>take her to the supermarket
Which one do you want?

>>34733237
>>34733431
>humouring off-topic low quality shitposting
So where did you tourists wander in from?

>Hey anon, wanna come over tonight? I bought too much to eat alone and need someones help getting rid of it

>>34735621
>Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter
>Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter
>Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter, Early in the morning.
>That's what we do with a drunken Anon
>that's what we do with a drunken Anon,
>that's what we do with a drunken Anon early in the morning

>>34733433
I didn’t say it was a bad thing

>>34737627
Nah I'm busy today, maybe some other time.

>>34737641
Imagine the manticore musk and pheromones wafting around that boat. I would be completely fine being taken hostage from my merchantile ship.

>>34737627
I turn off the lights hide behind the couch and pretend I'm not home .

>>34737674
I would desert from my own crew just to serve as a corsair under captain Manticore.

>>34733433
Is teaching your automaton daughter to read like solving the old captcha?
>Hey daddy! I’ve been reading my new book!
>”How’s it going?”
>Pretty good. I have a question though.
>”What is it?”
>who turgled

>>34737627
Ok, just remember give me most of the meat

>Highschool RomCom scene with an incubus and his Gay Supporting cast friends:

https://youtu.be/J1ApwEzoLXw

>>34733882
Imagine how awesome it must be to have a girlfriend obsessed with making sure your romantic life is the perfect fantasy and willing to, not just learn about, but actually get involved in your hobbies to do so.

>>34737761
A lamia is probably going to have more than enough meat to cook

>>34736857
Be careful, Magic Dart is a terrifying spell if she’s got 500 levels into it.

>>34736857
i dont fear the dark mage loli that casted 1000 spells 1 time
i fear the dark mage loli that casted 1 spell 1000 times

>>34734058
>>34734237
>Wake up with a lipstick ring around the base of your dick
>but also a “Kilroy was here” on your chest

>>34737793
Well, thats good enough for me and i might give her my meat

>>34737627
I know you can eat more than that.

>>34737793
I'd glance at her greenish tail and hit her with the "I thought you guys just ate veggies..."
just to see how she'd react

>>34737839
Imagine fitting your head in her mouth haha

>>34737837
>i might give her my meat
Once you eat her cooking you're not going to have a choice. Not because she'll rape you but because it'll be so good you won't be able to leave without wifing her

>>34731663

>>34736953
What are you supposed to do if you accidentally wake her up while trying to pet her?

>>34737882
Cake snake!

>>34737841
She would just look at you puzzled, unsure why you would think that.

Best cake is chirstmas cake

>>34737915
If I know my chinese manuscripts doujins she'll likely pretend to be asleep until the petting stops or isn't going as far as she'd like it to

>>34737957
I prefer chocolate caramel myself

>>34737743
>Mommy what is "PrKecTT UsB1Sm?"
>Sweetie don't ever utter those words again

>>34732459
That's why you hire a professional foxbuster to protect you.

>>34737882
I wonder how snek milk tastes like?

>>34737931
Question is do we like young peppy cakes in the 26-100 age range or desperate ancient evil ones who're 100 plus? Personally I'm fine with either

>>34738052
Really desperate evil sneks that burst into bubbly ecstatic giggles when you tell her you think she's pretty

>>34738052
The older, bitter, and desperate, the better in my book

>>34737882
Why do snakes have breasts like that? They lay eggs so it's not for their young. The answer is for you. Lamia crave having thier nipples bitten by their beloved. There is not greater ecstasy then seeing (You) suckle their milk and take a refreshing gulp. It's actually good manners to grope an unmarried lamia's breasts, they probably hurt from not having anyone to massage them.

>>34738093
>Really desperate evil sneks that burst into bubbly ecstatic giggles when you tell her you think she's pretty
That's adorable. No wonder so many apophis just give up on power when they get a husband, they're just that happy they finally met someone

>>34738178
same
I want to protect this smile

>>34738136
Based--Lamias enjoying having their nipples nibbles is good threadcanon. Gives the phrase 'purple nurples' a new meaning...

>>34731663

>>34738237
Say something gachafag SPEAK

>>34738178
>R-really?! You think I'm p-pretty?
>Oh, you're just saying that, no one's ever...oh, uh, I'd love to go out with you sometime! I mean, uhm, I suppose I could grant a mortal such as yourself the honor of dining with me...
>Oh, who am I kidding!? Stay right there! I'll get my coat and we'll go RIGHT NOW
*Anon is still coiled in her tail and follows along behind as she slithers into her boudoir to get ready*

>>34738226
Is an Apophis's hood ridges sensitive? I bet she'd go into spasms of pleasure if you ran the tip of your finger along the edge of her hood flaps, especially if you were giving her butterfly kisses and whispering sweet nothings in her ear while you did so.

I hear longtime husbands can even make their wives cum simply by stroking their hood and nibbling their ears, although it's considered VERY embarrassing for mighty Apophis to lose to such a tecnique

>>34738262
I kinda want Kenkou Cross to draw a boatgril for Azur Lane, but I'm afraid of the autism of the AL fandom leaking into here

>>34738374
>POV: You are holding a plate of liver and onions

What MG's like to cook the most? And which ones prefer you to cook for them? I wonder if Atlach-Nacha's like to cook, or if they just eat DanukiCo® Frozen Delights™ since they spend all their time working on their web prior to getting married.

>>34738236
I also imagine their tails flicking back and forth, letting out little "puh"s from their mouth while you show those nipples who's boss

>>34738434
Greenworms make excellent chefs, but they won't let you know that. They prefer you to cook for them. I suggest asking one to cook for you, you'll be pleasantly surprised!

>>34738434
Holsts are probably good cooks

>>34738434
>nacha mod on 4monster
>gets upset when someone says that she'll only ever know how to make hot pockets and will never find a man for her
>"I can't believe she says I'll never be married"
>takes bite out of hot pocket

>>34738434
Would a salamander get frustrated if you kept hanging strips of bacon over her tail to cook?

What's the best way to get revenge on an evil girl and punish her?

>>34738546
Nah, Sally likes bacon--she probably does it herself to attract a husband. After all, what scent causes a man's mouth to water more than bacon?

>>34738559
Put your daughter in a frilly dress and send her off to etiquitte school. Impregnate the shit out of your wife if you aren't there yet.

>>34738559
Tie her up like you're going to rape her, then just walk away.

>>34738538
Bitchy Tsunderer Nachas are my weakness. I bet they'd enjoy 4X and grand strategy games, since they are so detail-oriented and focused. It would be fun to spend all Saturday on the couch with her playing Hearts of Incubi IV: A Matter of Love.

>>34738559
Tie her up and place a ghost Peppers in her hole

>>34738624
Tie her up and push yourself into her but don't thrust, just grind and make her beg

I want a Scottish Cheshire with a dirty minge that smells like yesterday's haggis and speaks in profanity with an unintelligible accent.

>>34738902
But then you'll get ghost peppers on your dick.

>>34738939
They're my peppers and I'll grind them however I like

Look out! That kiki has a gun!

>>34738969
That's one persistent fly

>>34738969
>Tactical Kiki NERF battle

Based, sounds awesome. 11/10 would play NERF with Kiki wife and Daughters

>>34738969
Nice, and i aslo have a gun, it is just in my pants

>>34738939
>Demon Ghost peppers just make your prick hot, itchy, and sensitive, and also makes you last longer before you cum

>>34739061
The spicy peen special

>>34739061
Where do you find them?

>>34739111
In ur mum lole

>>34739162
but what if i have a momster? is it in her hole then?

>>34731663

>>34738969
>>34739007
>massive nerf fights with Kiki
>we're talking using the Havoc EBF-25
>gives her something to clean up
It's perfect

>>34739233

>>34739061
Reminds me of a scene where a man was told by one of his tribe memebers that rubbin peppers on his dick would make him last longer in bed. And you know what happened next

>>34739349
This is from Apocalypto. They also told him to eat tapir testicles.

Okay, anon. You will be put in the breeding chamber with a hundred zombies. Your mission is to be thoroughly bred with by those zombies and get them all pregnant even if it takes turning all of them into wights. Got it? It's for science. Just like the guy in the next room getting raped non-stop by 12 hellhounds.

>>34731777
Lilims are fat and I would not have sex with them.

>>34739377
i need to see the research papers 1st

>>34739377
GIVE ME WURMS OR GIVE ME DEATH

>>34739377
>they're waiting for you, gordon

>in the breeding chamberrrrr

>>34739377
Seems legit. How much beard-dirt do I get for this?

>>34731663

>>34739377
if you hear male screams and loud moos coming from the fifth door on the left, please do not disturb there is important research being conducted

>>34739456
I like this

>>34739377
Am I getting a PhD for this?

>>34739377
this is bullshit, zombies can't get pregnant and even wights have too low LCK stat to 'complete' this 'test' for potentially years!

>>34739377
Sure, but I'll be taking a Lich as a Crown Jewel of the inevitable harem that ensues.

>>34739290
>Only Dad gets to use full auto

Based and Dadpilled

>>34739622
>based and xypilled
Faggot

>>34739397
Just in the rape room, test subject.

>>34739377
Can i get zombie angels?

What's the nicest shoes to buy for Kobolds?

>>34739727
Hush puppies

>>34739660
Alp yourself, retard

>>34739677
>They're waiting for you Gordon, in the test chamberrrrrr.

>>34739838
>>34739438

The best.

>>34739872
FUCK

>>34739921

>>34739921
>>34739953
How can pawlets compete?

>>34739953
>only 4 toes
non canon

>>34739438
>>34739838
Is that the sound of a Geiger Counter or my lifespan counting down? It's both! That's right, here at Black Mesa, when we talk about half-life, we mean it in more ways than one. So make your peace and come to Black Mesa! Here you'll win a chance to fuck freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die satisfied, tired, and surrounded by your monstrous family!

>>34739982
official hellhound has 4 toes
checkmate pawtheists

>>34739801
Make like a tree and fuck off 2rist

>>34740036
Anubi-dooby-doos as well

>>34740036
>>34740167
5>4 refute this

>>34737780
Hot.

>>34739921
>>34739953
Big toes like that are for big wedding rings

>>34740365
i prefer wedding collars

>>34740277
No.

>>34739377
Will I be introduced to them first? Do I get to take them to dinner? Maybe PT a little? Get to know em and all that.

>>34740377
Based

>>34740418
We'll get the shrek magic mirror to introduce all the girls while you're balls deep

Imagine how difficult it would be to be a blood donor in in a world with monstergirls. Every place you would go to would have like an 80% chance of it being a sham ran by lonely vampires.
You'd walk in thinking you're about to do a good deed, and leave dragging along a CC vampire that's gripping your ankle whining about how it's not fair for you to just walk out since you were prepared to lose some blood anyways.

What if you told a monster that you already had a healthy, vanilla relationship with a human
Hard mode: The human can't turn into a monster girl

>>34740640
They will leave you alone. Or rape you in front of her either one depends on the monster i guess

>>34740576
Just tell the CC vampire that a pretty girl like her doesn't have to resort to trickery as you walk away

>>34740695
>Or rape you in front of her
No monster will would cuck another women, even a human woman. Monsters can tell if you have a human woman's mana on them.

>>34740695
>responding to off-topic spam

>>34740640
You keep your healthy, vanilla relationship.
Also as stated in the past, a human girl that can't turn into a monster girl is such a cosmic anomaly she might as well be eldritch. So you're shooting yourself in the foot with such dumb stipulations.

>>34740576
She gets blood only if I get no less then three dhampir daughters

>>34740786
Sweetie put on a shirt. I didn't raise you like this.

>>34740786
make it five

>>34740733
If she's a woman, she's a thot.

>>34740640
Monster girls can smell the human girl on you, so they don't bother you. So if you were to approach one like that, they'd give you the "cool story, bro" or "that's nice, sweetie" before going back to ignoring you. More extremist monster girls may slip you something to monsterize your girl. Even rarer would be a desperate monster girl taking you spot despite your current relationship with the human girl.

>>34740809
>>34740778
What part of not responding to tourists is hard to understand? It can't be bait if you ignore it

>>34740804
>anon has a bidding war with CC vampire right in the bloodbank lobby
>she doesn't actually lose anything either way but having to argue about how many daughters she wants is making her horny

>>34740834
Get over yourself. It's a reasonable question.

People underestimate and underappreciate the joys of having a centaur wife.

human males are made for vicious bullying and mindbreaking

>>34740897
Not that anon, and honestly? Not really.
If the Hard Mode was "It's not MGE and the Human can't turn into a monster" then I be more understanding of the question and give it more of a response outside of a "Lol your scenario can't work unless Y" to see how much they oust themselves as a shitposter, but in that case they are asking a question that can simply be answered with "Depends on the setting" and as a result it's disingenuous.

>>34740944
Such as?

>>34741051
Well for starters they have two completely different pussies, so you get the feel of two despite remaining monogamous. You can ride her around, so no need for other forms of transportation. Horse ass has a unique, unmatched feel to it. Much better than human-like ass. They're generally taller, so walking right up to her results in your face firmly planted in her breast. Also, they're very sensitive to touch. Wouldn't take much to get her into rape mode should you desire it

>>34740944
not true. we just don't talk about too much because of it's association with the other place

>>34740985
Why are they making him eat so many hotdogs...?

>>34741192
They ran out of eggs.

>>34741192
Because they're hot dogs too, and he needs to practice eating them.

>>34741110
Centaur is a cutie patootie. Hope she doesn't mind transforming into a biped every once in a while so we can snuggle on the couch and prone-bone

Impregnate nukis

>>34731663

>Local shotacon dark mage looking for an adult male lolicon to have kid-on-kid action with using potions.

>https://danke.moe/read/manga/mao-to-hero/0/1/
Waku waku now you will get raped LIVE

>>34741516
The man who sleeps with a shovel by his side is a fool for all but one night

>>34741516
>Local liches say they want to conduct sleep experiments
>Eh, I'll bite, sign up
>Get a letter saying that the experiment will start tomorrow, so get a good night's sleep
>Wake up to that image but with a hellhound
>Tfw didn't read the fine print which stated the experiment is going to test reaction time of a male woken up facing imminent pelvis destruction

>>34741431
Impregnate the hot cakes in your neighborhood

>>34741110
Interesting points but I'm not totally convinced.

>>34741611
I'm going to turn that cake into some dulce de leche

>>34741611
What makes cakes so great

Is sex really THAT important to a succubus

>>34741720
I think it's a reasonable assumption that a literal sex demon would be strongly interested in sex.

>>34741720
>invite pizza delivery succ in for some fun
>she seems upset for some reason when I just wanna play some vidya with her
wtf bros

>>34741720
Yes it is, bug boy

>>34741516
Why isn't this a full series? It's great.

>>34741431

>A fucking production schedule curve in the background

As an economist, I must marry a Nuki

>>34741516
excellent, excellent
thank you for sharing

>>34741822
I thought it was the crazy/hot scale from some Reddit show

>>34741720
Sex is like food to them, so yes.

>>34732571
one of those already exists

every once in a while I'm struck by the realization that, if monstergirls have an average height similar to that of humans-
most of them would be shorter than me.
the idea of an Inari trying to ara-ara at me from below my eyeline is an odd one
never mind the absurdity of short hellhound femdom (though really, they would probably be much taller than the 'average')

>>34742018
Most “predator species” monsters would probably be of considerable size, inherited from their old forms. Oni, Manticores, Hellhounds, etc.
Conversely, ones like Ratas and Nekomata would be downright portable.

>>34742018
I think they're much more varied. Depending how you look at it, if the average monster girl height matches the average human woman height, there must be enough tall monsters to offset the short ones like Ratatoskr and various loli-only species.
And don't underestimate short Hellhounds.

>>34741296
He must.

Can mermaids live on land or do they need to spend most of their life in water? Do they only eat fish or do they also eat other stuff that humans make? Also, are they fresh water or salt? It would be nice to know these things before I commit to one.

>>34742079
rata a very smol indeed

>>34740576
What about an ushi oni that's really into giving blood donations.

I love mob faces on monster girls

I need to learn to draw.
That or I need to just start with simple sketches.
Can haku-sensei teach me to draw?

Do you guys monster girls in non porn stuff like games tv shows books. Or are you in it only for the big titty and waifu.

>>34742196
Depends on how they're used.

>>34742180
yes