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marisa ran what?

>>3474181
marisa ran ran away before she ran over ran.

"Ah, the filthy half breed shopkeeper. I hear your only customers are Hakurei and that useless daughter of mine.

So, has she offered to pay you in something other than coin, Rinnosuke? After all, she left here with nothing more than the clothes on her back.

Ah, I can see it in your eyes. Just keep in mind that whatever you may have done with her... So have I.

Oh, and please, browse my wares at your leisure..."

>>3474193
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Tell me this isn't true..... Tell me Marisa is still a virgin....... ;_;
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>>3474203
mima created marisa in a test tube. shes only fucked reimu, alice, and a handful of other females.

Marissa ran away from her 'dad' because of Rosa.

>>3474203

Rinno, I... I don't have a lot of money...

Do you think we could... work something out instead?

>>3474213
Cash or no deal.

I ignore canon.
In my Gensokyo Marisa takes after her uncle who is a wizard-sage who fought with Reimu's mother in the Darkness War (against a tremendous Youkai of Night who was later sealed and is now called Rumia).

Marisa's parents died, though nobody likes talking about it. This is why Marisa and Alice are friends. Their parents are dead. I don't know about Reimu. She's the one who left her parents behind in the Human Village. They don't even come to visit, or leave donations. It's lonely being a miko.

>>3474219

Contrived.

>>3474213
I can break your legs.

>>3474219
I support backstories like this.

>>3474213

I bet she isn't even asking for much, just enough food to survive, or maybe a new pair of clothes, since the ones she wears everyday are nothing more than rags...

Mmmm.

>>3474229

Samefag ahoy.

>>3474213

Marisa would just walk out with what she wanted while shouting "Put it on my tab!".

it wasnt her dad it was keine

BLACK-WHITE THIEF

>>3474170
No. Mr. Kirisame disowned her after seeing her sexuality.

Mr. Kirisame is one of the strongest entities in Gensokyo.

>>3474246
100% separate entity here, bro.

>>3474193
After reading this, I laughed heartily.

Because it must be a lie. ;_;

Marisa: "BAWWWWWW"
Mari dad: "Shut up useless daughter of mine!"
*Rinnosuke breaks the door*
Rinno: "Marisa you are..."
Dad: "Don't say it!"
Rinno: "You are a wizard Mari."

And then they both flew away...

Marisa is a magician.

Marisa's dad hates magic, his danmaku consists of an elephant rifle from the imperial occupation of india.

>>3474285
for some reason I imagine him as a person similar to kinzo
a really powerful magician researching the way to resurrect his wife

>>3474301
I wouldn't even want to try grazing that.

JP fanon is the most boring fanon.

Marisa has no father because there are no men in Gensokyo.

>>3474295
>Rinno: "YER A WIZARD MARI"
fixed

>>3474309

Get out.

Seriously though I bet Marisa is actually loaded. I mean her house is surrounded by mushrooms and she knows which ones do what so that basically assures her place as kingpin of gensokyo's hallucinogenic drug trade

I mean except maybe eiren but she's too busy taking care of that NEET

>>3474327
Except Maris is a goodgirl and she only uses mushrooms for cooking.

>>3474322
Whoa whoa whoa.

Your gun is SOOO outclassed, man. Even little girls has SUPER AWESOME RAPID FIRING MINIGUNS IN THEIR BULLET

>>3474327

>>3474170
Looking kinda pregnant there.

>>3474339
Humph.

>>3474338

With a firearm of that caliber, every shot is a spell card. Specifically, "Gunsmith Sign - Blow The Head Off Of a Fucking Elephant."

>>3474314
>>3474299

Replace Rinnosuke with Mima and guarantee she has a West Country accent and that's good enough for me.

>>3474337
haha no. why do you think everyone puts up with her despite the fact she's a kleptomaniac asshole? it's because if they complain she'll cut off their supply. and as much as patchoulli loves her books she loves tripping balls more.

>>3474354
Counter-acted with:

RAEGING ELEPHANTS ~ THE HORDE OF LAND-WHALES ??

>>3474354
Maybe I should have listened to my initial incredulity, but.. an elephant rifle did THAT?

>>3474366

If you can get through that dense plate of bone in the front of the skull, a nitro cartridge will pop their heads like an overripe fruit.

>>3474327
>so that basically assures her place as kingpin of gensokyo's hallucinogenic drug trade

Is that so~

>>3474402
Where do you think Eirin gets her ingredients from?

Ok cool.

So Marisa does not have a hymen right?

>>3474263

>>3474410
She co founded the fucking moon, she probably doesn't even need ingredients.

>>3474494
The moon is the largest crack rock ever created.

>>3474515
Its main ingredient being mushrooms?

>>3474420
hymen broken by a very accurate danmaku barrage

>>3474539
Broke it riding her broom. It's embarassing but it happens all the time to little witches.

Marisa ran away because she wants to be an immortal youkai

Marisa ran away because she wants to be an immortal youkai. Also she was stealing her dad's alcohol.

>>3474535
Uh, I don't think so. I really dunno what you make crack from though, so maybe?

>>3474170
Close but not 100% correct.
Alice stole Marisa's precious hymen so when Marisa's dad discovered that she is no longer a virgin the first and last time he tries to force his penis in her, he drove her out of the house, victimizing himself.

>>3474677
Poor dad.
Bad daughter is bad.

>>3474620
Cocaine and baking soda boiled in water. So, somewhere, there is a run down apartment with a stove pot large enough to hold the entire moon.