/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34704903
I'm talking sexomaphone here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qknEeOCDEvk

All the talk of old monster girl GILFs inspired me to write a little something involving an old Manticore. It's not particularly long, maybe about 2.5k words. Nor does it contain smut or anything groundbreaking in terms of originality. But hopefully it's still very cute!

I don't have Ao3 yet, so here's a G-Doc link for now: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Am_9TXK8Ql6io2m63cwKlAVgyS5undodcDIPSQtBQyY/edit?usp=sharing

>>34704910
>>34704903
But hark! Such music is most improper!

>the abyss gets so... cold. but you're warm... please, never leave me, hehe~

How do shogs handle guests, do they keep a set of real silverware for them to use and a guest room not made of themselves as well? And what about bathrooms?

>>34704966
The guests use the guestrooms. They're in the... other wing.

Ogre sisters are for...

>>34704903
I'd li her tekeli if you know what I mean.

Daily reminder that this is an MGE thread first and foremost, please keep the discussion of everything else to a minimum, also no western shit allowed

>>34705072
Nope! Chuck Testa.

>No, Anon, YOU are the spoils of the raid
>Now get onto the longship, we got to get home as soon as possible so you can give me daughters. Don't make me carry you on.

>>34705080
Yeah t is. MGE discussion is what keeps it alive, MGE pics are what people actually post, comission and draw. If you don't lke it, feel free to leave.

>>34704992
I SEE A NIPPLE

>>34705097
I'm going to post Rachnera just to annoy you personally.

>>34705097
Then you have no reason to worry, anon. These threads have always been at least 95% MGE related.

If someone comes through and posts a pic of a draenei or whatever, the talk about it doesn't last long

Monster girls, huh? Cringe.

>>34705144
>the talk about it doesn't last long
Because we tell them to fuck off and take their western trash with them

>>34704992
Where is this from and is it worth watching?

>>34705172
>we

Vicious little vampires

>>34705172
dilate

>>34705188
Yes multiple people actually don't like your shitposting

>the faces of all the Yetis when males willingly charge headfirst into the blizzards, looking for them to get married in the snow
>they don't even need to convince the males that they need hugs, all of them dive straight into their fluffy, unprepared arms

>>34705172
Nah, the conversations usually end naturally without a sperg losing his shit.
>>34705173
Peter grill something something. The manga was ok-ish. Never watched the show

trees

https://youtu.be/CNN0QKp08Wg

First for Lamias based Lamias based

>>34705222
I really love the look of tree girls like this but the MGE dryand just doesn't do it for me, both design wise and their niche just doesn't do it for me.

>>34705222
>>34705246
I'd rather Dryads be something like pretty TES Spriggans.
I can't really dig a girl rooted to the spot and then being stuck there forever as well.

>>34705255
>I can't really dig a girl rooted to the spot and then being stuck there forever as well.
Exactly. I'm much rather have a girl that can move as they will but nature follows them instead.

>>34705131
>I will post stale garbage just to spite you
Well ok

>>34705270
>nature follows them
And thus springs into my mind the fantasy of a Spriggan tying down her mate with unbreakable roots and twisting vines as she brutally teases him. Grass feels nice on bare feet, imagine just being brushed all over with the stuff, with extra care on the more sensitive parts of the body.
God I want a Spriggan gf now.

"I can't exactly hippity hoppity but your dick's still my property, ahaha!"

>>34705322
>God I want a Spriggan gf now.
This makes me want to reinstall modded skyrim. That game is 10 years old now, fucking hell.

>>34705611
Play Enderal.

Handholding with Paarthurnax!

So exactly how much Shog goo can you have in your blood before it permanently alters your humanity? Does she know this? Do you start melting into her? Sexually?

>>34705800
Bacterial cells outnumber human cells in your own body 10:1, Shog-goo could replace all of those germ safely.

>>34705797
Anon, no! That's how monsters get pregnant.

>>34705797
People always go on about old foxes but no one sees the charm in old dragons.

>>34705982
As a kid, I thought women got pregnant by being kissed on the lips by a man, which transfered his DNA.
Only people who were married kiss on the lips and only married people had children, was my reasoning.

>>34704918
Hey that was pretty good

>>34705198
No, that's a face of a yandere yeti that's about to hugrape anon.

>>34705198
>unprepared arms
Heresy. A yeti is always prepared for hugs.

>>34705131

Snek wife! Hotdogging your wife while she tries to cook!

Adult versions of lolis are the best.

>>34706176
Context?

>>34706253
Snek wife who doubles as a snek mom.

>>34706255
Or just adult monsters in general.

>tfw when your delf becomes more like a holstaur
>a very aggressive and domineering holstaur
>Slave, it's time to milk me.

>>34706340
Horses

>>34706340
People are mad at artists drawing Uma Musume porn.

>>34706340
horses as anime girls
horses are worth alot of money specificly their cummies
horse owners are ok with their horses being anime but not with getting fucked by some randoms
horse owners have alot of influence

>>34706453
>>34706474
>>34706513
>Not even proper horses
Shame

Imagine this:

What if elven knights who are mighty noble dragon riders? Imagine all that HAUGHTINESS. MAXIMUM HAUGHTINESS off the charts!

So basically, elven dragon riders would be the most haughtiest and arrogant elves you can meet and imagine. As they may even look at their non-dragon riding brethren with disdain as well. And even the dragon mamono they ride are just as haughty as the elven knights that mount them and would laugh in the most haughtiest ojou ohohoho laugh at the "lesser beings."

So, a female elven dragon knight:

>"Ohohoho! You!? A HUMAN man, trying to court me!? You expect ME to be in a relationship with a plain human such as yourself who- RIDES A HORSE! Ohohoho! Sorry but I'm clearly Betong your understanding! You better off dating a dumb wurm!"
>Even her dragon mount joins the bullying: "Doubtful sister, this man is sssoooo plain and dull. I doubt even a Wurm would consider dating a PEASANT if a human. If it were up to me, I would bar this man-thing from ever entering Caledor, NOT EVEN Dragonia. For Emperess Deonora has standards too!"

A male elven dragon knight piggybacking his dragon Waifu in monstergirl form to a still single human male:

>"Oh hello again, Worm. I see you're still by yourself, Mana Marker at hand and STILL haven't found yourself a monster mate have you!? That is quite unfortunate, are you perhaps cursed!?"
>"No, I'm still waiting for... My soon-to-be dragon wife, just like yours, sir."
>"Hahahaha!!!! Did you hear this dear!? This Normie thinks he can be with a dragon! And he dares suggest he is anything like us, can you believe it!?"
>"Oh I sure did honey. And you, human! You clearly NEVER going to have a noble dragon such as myself coming to you! And did you mother ever teach you manners!? You should know it's RUDE to ever compare yourself to dragon rider and his wife! What, is your mother a dumb human!?

But with that thought, such dragons and elves might be the least friendly citizens/denizens of Dragonia. But asa personal thought, I'd like to imagine the dragons that elven women who're dragon riding knights ride, are in their primal dragon forms. But in the case of male elven dragon riding knights, they piggyback their dragon Waifu mounts in their Monstergirl forms.

>>34706255
I wouldn't go out of my way to do it, but they can be great.

>>34706606
Imagine how much better it would be for everyone if you killed yourself and your entire family

>>34706255
From my point of view, mge profile girls are just adult versions of lolis.

>34706606
This reeks of /tg/, don't you think they'd appreciate these kind of posts more?

MGE dentists
just becuase teeth regenerate doesnt mean you should neglect them

So do I masturbate to black harpy or jabberwock right now?
Or do I take the wildcard option and go with sandworm?

Somebody should make a long ass post thats about shit we actually care about

>>34706746
No
thats what pastebin is for
just dont put naughty words in it at it will be fine

>>34706524

x is best girl

>>34706828
wrong, y is better

>>34706727
Black harpy and jabberwock. While you're all inside a sandworm's mouth.

>>34704918
Nice read, very fluff
Kinda sad you didn't post it when it's more crowded

>>34706837
That's... That's depraved, anon!

>>34706727
Jaberwock, always fap to jabberwock

>>34706836
I disagree, z is best.

>>34706746
Heres something then

I like legendary places, imagine stumbling upon an acent temple and meeting an old elemental spirit, getting into its perspective on nature in regards to it, all while fucking her of course
Or
old places magic with transforming items that have serious power to them.

I really just like the idea of diggin up cool stuff

>>34706952
Thats not long

>>34706932
W

Cum

>>34707020
Belongs in harpies

>>34706837
That’s quite the mouthful

>>34706606
I'll bite with a repost:

>One little fact that not many people know or aware of is that Dragonia has an elven minority population.
>If you travel or reside in Dragonia and notice and ask yourself why there is a surprising population of elven minorities. It is because the elves you see living in Dragonia are mostly one of the many Mamono Mana corrupted exiles from Ulthuan and High Elven society.
>These elves are known as Dragon Princes, who mostly hail from the region of Caledor in Ulthuan. In High Elven culture and society, these are proud dragon rising knights and cavalry who exude pride and honor of the highest of elves. But sadly for these exiles, they are forced out of their homes and even families from Ulthuan or even be threatened with execution because of being tainted with Mamono Mana and or the dragons they ride and mount have monsterized and became loving monster wives.
>However these High Elf exiles and their dragon wives have now found new happy and joyful lives now that they live here in Dragonia. But there are those dragon Riding elves and their dragonic wives who are somewhat more militant and have taken the same sentiment as the Extremist Mamono faction and how that they will help the Monstergirl Armies take over and conquer their home region of Caledor and all of Ulthuan in the name of Monstergirls and the Demon Lord. Even going as far as collaborating and sharing tactics and information with their Dark Elf or "Druuchi" counterparts, now also mamono themselves.
>These Dragon Riding Elves and their wives who vow to help take over and conquer Ulthuan in the name of Monstergirl kind have called themselves the "New Sons of Caledor." They are basonthe same "Dragon Princes" they once were, but claim and vow themselves as proud dragon riding knights of Dragonia. To which Dragon Emperess Deonora has even officially knightened them as such
>But most of these "Dragon Princes" exiles and their dragon wives often just settling into a comfy family life here in Dragonia. Making more dragon daughters and elven incubi sons and making new friends with their neighbors.

Post comfy things to make me forget how much life sucks.

>>34707446

>>34707446

>POV and background music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEHGik7sbxM&t=275s

>You are a traveler and your destination requires your to pass through the road leading to a monstergirl army group camp
>You are amazed and shocked at the size of the mamono army camp with all the monstergirl troops of all varying shapes and sizes roaming around, standing guard, patrolling or attending duties
>You show your writ of safe passage to two monstergirl troops approaching you and they let you pass as one them smirks, winks and blows you a kiss
>As you continue down the road leading you further into the mamono army camp you see more monstergirls.
>But you also see plenty of human men who are working as camp workers, support roles and most especially as husbands to the monstergirl soldiers and officers
>You also see some human men as soldiers fighting for the monstergirl side as well
>You keep moving through the army camp but it just keeps going on and on
>It dawns into you and you realize that this Monstergirl Army Camp is not only big, it goes far for miles
>"Good grief. How much land and territory did these monsters and demons conquer and take over?" You think to yourself as you now start seeing various villages and smaller settlements that are within the boundaries and confines of this sprawling mamono army camp that almost feels like a small city as you see Local and surrounding peasants in the area doing labor and work for the monstergirl forces
>You now hear the sounds and noises of either sex noises coming from the many, many tents in the camp and also the various military drill and training shoutings throughout this camp
>You notice more and more monstergirls and their husbands eyeing and looking at you
>You especially keep showing off your writ of safe passage to any of the obviously single monstergirls trying to approach and hit on you to show that you are just a simple traveler just passing through to get to your destination
>but then you are startled at the sight of one Monstergirl standing in front of you, arms crossed

>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Open the link and the randomized Monstergirl you picked will be the one that stands in front of you not letting you through. Then, get a coin, do a coin flip and here's how it works:

If you hit heads. The Monstergirl you got randomized will stare at you for a moment and then will personally (and begrudgingly) escort you to the edge of the Monstergirl Army camp. And you're untouched, unharmed and not violated by any monstergirl.

But if you land tails, well. You get taken by that Monstergirl as a husband for her.

So do please tell your outcome.

>>34707446

>>34706513

I was wondering about this, and the fact that they’re real Racehorses makes the problem make more sense. It’s like if Militaries got uppity about their warships being covered in cum. Reasonable that they may not like it, but not to the point where you’ll actually respect that shit.

>>34707446

>your friend has been very smug ever since she turned into a dark mage because thanks to mamono mana even she is significantly physically stronger than you
>she just snatched you right in the middle of your village and princess carried you all the way to her new lair in the woods

>>34707446

>Anon lives in MGC and, to make rent, is 'babysitting' some monster girls that spend time at his house.
>Pays well but, MGC being MGC, you get weirdness boarding on their level of supervillany.
>It is during these times that he, in a misplaced sense of bravery, gets the lolis to cover and goes out to try and stop things.
>Cue said lolis doing a magical girl transformation into fuller figured, adult versions of themselves....that are actually them.
>Turns out they've been playing the 'secret' loli game to try and gather info on him before making the final move.

>>34707487
>So do please tell your outcome.
my outcome is concluding you need to go back

>>34707446

>>34707446

>>34707378
So
>Brushes hair behind pointed ears
So what you sayin
>Shots an elk from a mile away without aiming
So what you sayin is

>>34707487
Heads on a Mermaid so either of us remain virgins.

>sitting around at home
>bored as fuck
>living onahole floats in your window with the breeze
>she even brought drugs if you're into that
>thank the demon lord for monster girls

>>34705255
>>34705270
i said it before and ill say it again, dryads shouldve been leashed to their tree, they cant go farther than a set distance and its dependent on how large it is, however they can also use their husband as a tether instead

>>34707812
How is she supposed to run between bases?

>>34707961
By putting the puck in the net

I can't get a job. Sell me to the Dark Elves already.

>>34708230
Personally I'd rather marry an Amazon.

>"Well well well if it isn't Mrs. Kiki Mora... or should I say... 005!?"
>"Yes, I know of your secret identity Mrs. Mora, your life of espionage as Agent Duster 005."
>"But what good does that do for me? I'm just an evil mastermind planning on reprogramming the minds of our male youth into slaves to their cat maids."
>"Well, you see 005, it's not me you should worry about learning of your exploits and the... ehm... "grime" on your hands...."
>Unveils Anon who she kidnapped beforehand
>"Now now, Mrs. Mora, do be civil. I haven't harmed a hair on his precious little head... just told him what you've been up to during your "shopping runs""
>"Now watch as I demonstrate the power of my CATWAVE, and turn your anon into a MINDLESS SLAVE to the kitties! NYAHAHAHAHA!"
>How will Agent Duster get out of this situation? Will she stop the dastardly cat from getting her way? Did she forget to turn the stove off!!? Find out in the upcoming summer blockbuster "005: Sweep Another Day" coming soon!

How old is too old?

>>34708382
Look, my lich wife is 2000+ years old, so I'm not qualified to answered that question.

>>34704903

>>34704918
daww, that was really good

>>34708382
Dec. 26th on their age 24 year.

>>34706176
based

>>34708382
No valid answer to that, as the question is how young is too young.

>>34708652
Under 10

>>34708652
Under 1000

>>34708518
>When you level up your Zipangu Zombie and she has a high enough strength skill to evolve into an Ochi

>Eh? You want me to put this microphone up to my pussy when I go lay my egg today?
>What's ASMR? This microphone says it's made for that. Is it supposed to help with unfertilized egg laying?
A camera? W-well it's not that special, yeesh. Maybe if I could get someone to fertilize my egg, I would do it...

>>34708278
Catmaid can't keep getting away with it!
Bring the CAT detector now!

New comm
Remember to spoil your wife with love and affections

>>34708925
I'd give her a wet willie partway through just to see her reaction

>>34704903

>>34705083
>Instead of your arm inside her mouth MGE Fenrir forces you to put your cock inside her as a sign of trust
Terrifying

>>34706050
I thought the exact same. Maybe that contributed to our interest in monstergirls

I love all my monster wives and my entire monster family!

>>34706372
>this artist does the hottest bodies
>always shoves the most degenerate depressing fetishes into his work
Hentai in general is the definition of a finger curling on a monkeys paw

>>34708831
>Is it supposed to help with unfertilized egg laying?
If she's laying unfertilized egg then you clearly need to fuck her more.

>>34707446

>>34709256
Qomfy Qilin taking a rare nap

>>34709201
Impregnate your other wives too

>>34707494
I never noticed that the menu has little symbols to show how much mofu you get like actual restaurants do for spicy or vegan options. I love it when art has little details like that you can discover

>>34709178
Perhaps so. Kisses on the cheek were fine, but no kisses on the lips.
Only for marriage.

>>34709277
Im Planning on it! Thinking of impregnating the Pshog next.

>>34709289
It's a real world, Latenight is just describing what he sees

>>34707494
I'm kind of short on cash, what deals do they have?

>>34709340
Well you can get a lifetime's service if you pay with your body, but that limits you the the mofu of one fox, possibly several if they're feeling generous/desperate.

>>34705083
>modern times
>work as bank teller
>robbery by band of werewolves
>one comes up to the counter
>"hehe.. PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG"
>is she... laughing?
>she leans over the counter while you fill the back
>her tail wagging back and forth
>"S-so got any plans after this?"
>"Yeah I probably have to talk to the police for a few hours"
>"Ahh yeah that sounds like a bummer huh. Well I'm not particularly busy, want to ditch those guys and get a coffee with me? H-here's my number"
>she gets her money and they make an escape

>>34708278
The real reveal comes when the other cat maids don't want her to turn men into their slaves because if they have no master that means he won't give them pats for doing a good job

>>34708518
>serious, cold, and determined
>still has a womb tattoo
Ochimusas are top tier

>>34709422
>Tries to rob a monster girl
>They get really exited and starts to strip while lamenting about what a terrible man you are for doing this to them
>You try to get them to stop
>They don't stop
>The wink at you as they hand you their panties
>Such is the life of a criminal in MGC

>>34708278
Bitch, I can defeat you with just a laser pointer and a ball of yarn.

>>34709438
>"It's over Catmaid, your own people have turned against you!"
>"Nyoo... impossible... I won't let you win 005!!"
>Spray bottle mist out of nowhere
>Anon has Catmaid backed into a corner spraying her
>Her hair starts to frizz up
>"I guess little kitty made a hairball"
>Big bang arrangement starts playing

>>34709506
Catmaids have class and style, no ball of yarn and laser pointer would distract them.
>Warm bowl of milk
Uh-oh

>>34709503
>Panties of the girl you were robbing on your face
>Leglocked by the cop who arrested you
Very sad, many such cases.

>>34708382
Ever heard the expression, "at the eleventh hour"

>>34709352
Got any s*ngle tailed foxes?

>>34709503
Don't abduct anyone unless the target is a single monster and you're willing to take responsibility. You won't get any money.
Same for bounties.

>>34709455
Baiken Ochi is a wonderful thing.

>>34709735
The lilims are getting too damn desperate.
I hope Los makes a follow up.

>>34709600
>trying to get into your apartment but the key is sticking
>lich neighbour comes out to check on you and asks if you want to stay at her place
>figure you might as well while you wait for the landlord to call a guy to fix the lock
>lich motions for you to sit in the living room while she floats off to make tea
>as soon as you take a seat on the couch a dark elf and oni in police uniforms enter and slap you in handcuffs
>"Breaking into a women's apartment with the intention of rape, huh? There's only one appropriate punishment for sickos like you" the dark elf says as the pair bind your ankles
>lich comes in to see what the commotions about
>dark elf and oni slap her on the back and give her encouragement before taking their leave
And anon's lich neighbour slept with a human daki that night. The end

>>34709735
YOU'RE WIDE OPEN! Time for an ELBOW DROP!

>>34709686
Something about a cold, stoic, no-nonsense monster warrior desperate to carry (you)r heirs is really hot for some reason

Do monster girls have the ability to sense full ballsacks? Like if I was just walking around having not jacked off in a week or two would I get heads instantly snapping in my direction?

>>34707446

Got a new comm for my bapho waifu!
https://files.catbox.moe/meppgi.jpg

>>34709816
If anything the mamono mana exuding from the powerful ones would cause AT LEAST an insta-boner due to your pent-up body

>>34705800
>Drinking Shog goo with every meal
>Shoggy can now make you cum on command
>It's purple and sticky cum, but cum all the same

Hot

>>34709918
I love floof snek, such a cutie. I'd snuggle up with her and watch reruns of Steve Irwin all day with her

>>34709986
I can't get catbox to load but I'm sure it's great going off the thumbnail, looksgood anon.

>>34709986
That looks fantastic, very happy to see so many Bapho waifufags.
Do you have an artist name for this one? It turned out really well.

>>34704923
Kiki and Shoggy are two of the best MGs. Everything about them, from their personalities, quirks, and their rivalry, cements them in my mind as two of my favorites. I don't know how I'd choose between them, though, their interaction is part of what makes them so memorable.

>>34710109
same

>>34710109
>>34710149
Huh? But it works fine with me??>>34710138
https://skeb.jp/@SPSRC
He draws really good lolis

>>34710145
Personally, actual shog personality is just a total no-no for me. Not to say it's objectively bad, but I'm absolutely not into that sort of stuff.
Shog with personality of kiki would be dream come true, though

>>34710093
Perfect for spraying all over and into your kiki maid.

>>34710188
Thanks, I'll try get something from him sometime.
If you're looking for skeb artists this guy loves doing Baphomet commissions https://skeb.jp/@coral_sky0826
Can recommend from experience.

>>34710203
what do you think actual shog personality is

>>34710255
try reading the profile?

>>34710245
Wow that's a lot of baphos, thanks

>>34710275
>absolutely not into that sort of stuff
It sounds like you think their behavior is completely fucked up or something. They aren't that different from Kikis.

>>34710373
They are completely different and you would know that if you read their profiles. Here's a (You), but I'm not going to give you any more.

Are there any monster girls most artists outright refuse to draw? Are most of the ones without much art simply because there's nobody to pay for comms?

We need another designated maid species to prevent further autism fits from only having two prominent choices

>>34710428
most people are amenable to money.

>>34710411
Alright, that was a weird talk. Take it easy, man.

>>34710447
Great for those hard to reach places

>>34710447
MILF Ocelomaid is a prime choice

Stick yubis in puppi cunni.

>>34710504
She's not a milf, she just has big breasts! And is getting very anxious over being one of the last women in her friend group that hasn't found a husband at her age

>>34710203

Here's the Shog profile--what makes her a no-go for you? She's a little Yandere, but I kinda like that aspect of her personality, and the implication that she will start replacing bits of your house with herself. A girl who loves you so much that she wants to become your world is pretty neat.

Although her being jealous of me using regular furniture might take a little getting used to...

>>34710447
As it turns out, the solution is hiring angels. Angels would make sure your house is clean, that you do your studies, fighting and magic lessons, rape you if you stray from the path by failing or having impure thoughts of monster girls, give you a handjob to let your steam our to you don’t get swayed by monster girls, reward you with sex for your duties and manners, and eventually join you when you become a productive full-fledged hero in your quest.

>>34710447
Uh-oh, she looks upset with me...what'd I do Anons?

>>34710645
You phoneposted

>>34710599
Why do you care? Also you've answered your own question.

>>34710599
That was my thought process too, but he seemed to think I was trolling or something when I questioned him.

>>34710599

And here's Kikimora--honestly the base profile isn't too different from Shoggy. Both are loyal and devoted maids, both seek to serve their masters as thoroughly as possible, and both will assert a certain degree of order into a man's life. The Kikimora is more subtle and laid-back, a Dere-dere instead of a Yandere. But regardless, both are top-tier girls.

A Tsunderer Meido type (Mantis-chan?) or a dommy Ocelomeh Meido are also good options.

>>34710571
How lucky I would have to be to get one of the sweetest of Christmas Cakes as my maid. I just hope I don't slip up and mention her crow's feet or show her pictures of my sister and her family.

>>34710690
I'm fond of tsurara maids, who do maid things with or without your consent and input.

>>34710661
Hey, just curious, I like hearing other people's thoughts on girls. One thing I like about KC is his ability to create a wide range of personalities and quirks in his characters, and it's fun to see the Anon's here expand on them.

What's your top girl, then, if you aren't into Yandere's? You a Tsunderer fan?

>>34710717
Mantis-chan it is then--I thought for some reason they were Tsun--what are some good tsunderer MGs?

>>34710786
Atlach-Nacha and Geiza-chan

>>34710786
Medusa

>>34710690
Yeah I don't see any difference between a relatively normal maid who pushes you, her master, to be a better version of yourself, and an obsessed slime who wants to replace everything and everyone in your life and eventually absorb you altogether. Literally the same profile. If that's your thing, it's fine, but come on.

>>34710786
dragon
vampire

>>34710810
damn... so this is what threadcanon does to a mf...

>>34710810
I think that thread Anon stuff is mostly for laughs, but I wouldn't mind it at all, honestly. I'm the kinda guy who needs a lot of external stimuli to succeed, so having my surroundings literally be made of a girl who loves me sounds pretty sweet.

Also, the threadcanon of Kikimoras hating the ATF is totally valid IMO

>>34710704
>anon has a purely professional relationship with his maid
>until his sister dumps her kids on them because she had a last minute meeting and couldn't get a babysitter in time
>goes marvellously as his maid gets along with his nieces and nephews surprisingly well
>as they see his sister and her sister off anon's maid looks at him with heartpupils in her eyes then tackles him to the floor and rips his clothes off
>keeps screaming about how she's going to ride him like this until she's pregnant
>when morning comes she's passed out on top of him
>is very apologetic about losing her composure and the day proceeds as normal
>except that night anon tells her he's going to take her up on her promise and they aren't stopping until she has twins
>she has double heartpupils and tackles him again except it's onto the bed this time
Can't trust any maid who's unmarried over a certain age. They're always just one pent-up day away from snapping and taking you on the foyer floor

You guys do realize that MGE's mgs are not carbon copies of the entries, right?

>>34710875
Well as long as she mops up after herself I'm fine with it.

>>34710875
*sister and her kids

>>34710870
>threadcanon is totally valid
Sure it is, anon, sure it is, as long as we remember that it's threadcanon and not in the profile

>>34710894
I don't read the entries exactly because of this.

>>34710447
I want maids of species unlikely to be maids, like Wendigo maids

>>34710875
I need Dr. Lich to investigate this phenomenon. Do all monster girls begin to ovulate immediately after seeing children and having someone in mind? Is it only after a certain age that they do this? Is a man in mind required or will they go out and find one? Do younger kids increase a monster's breeding drive more than slightly older ones (i.e. holding a baby will get those ovaries revving faster than an 8y/o)? Lots of questions to ask here.

>>34710908
threadcanon saved greenworms in my eyes so there's that

>>34710944
Lol, she's be a good maid, except you'd have to do the shopping to keep meat in the house

>>34710944
I want a nice Red Slime maid. I'm sure she can find a uniform that keeps the floor relatively clean.

>>34704903

>>34710984
Will she take any meat? I hope she doesn't get picky if all the store has on sale are pork chops and not prime cut beef.

>>34710972
Based--threadcanon is great because it always adds onto, but never really contradicts, the profile stuff. It really fleshes out the girls, but you can ignore the sillier stuff if you want to.

BTW, what's threadcanon on the centipede girls? I feel a girl who gets insta-lossed by a kissu can't be overrated.

>>34711035
there used to be a thing where they call them stinky, which is dumb because that's millipedes not centipedes.

>>34711089
I blame Alpanon for that one.

Be careful around monsters near the Tentacle Forest.

>>34710959
>we ran as many tests as possible
>experimented with all kinds of fertility drugs and aphrodisiacs
>we had monsters rape men before and after showing them pictures of babies
>locked old monsters in rooms with a man and young monsters in rooms with a man to prove or disprove the "biological clock" phenomena
>calculated whether the frequency of rape, marriages, and childbirth increased in monster-dense areas when we put up flyers with babies on them and ads for childcare products
>we found the "more daughters you have the closer we get to being able to have sons" adverts to be particularly effective
>had married monsters without children hold a baby then set up a bedroom for them to rape their husbands. We then did the same for married monsters with children and also had single monsters hold a baby then locked them in rooms with single men
>all this and more
>we can say, conclusively that the answer is yes

>>34710093
I wonder what would happen if you had sex with that nice human girl at the bakery.

>>34711125
oh dear

>>34711013
She'll eat any meat from chicken tenders to prime cut beef, but the better the quality of meat the harder she works
>Wendimaid devours a 50 piece nugget meal, falls asleep in the middle of her work
>Wendimaid gets a wagyu burger with bbq sauce and all the proper burger toppings, she goes into turbo mode and does 8 hours of work in 12 minutes

Would anons a moemon?

>>34710555
What's the benefit of fucking dogs?

>>34711035
>but you can ignore the sillier stuff if you want to.
I prefer to ignore it all, no reason to try and pick whatever parts are less retarded. It really says a lot about our society when you need to headcanon MGE girls to make them palatable.

>>34711268
there was a guy who was drawing monstergirls of the orginal 150
Was okay with it until arcanine and ninetaills (who are both tauric for some fucking resasion)

Girls rape boys!
Remember that!

>>34704903

>>34711297
I think i'd get tired of cleaning gazer goo off everything.

>>34709610
full version?

>>34711297
it's not rape if i enjoy it

>>34711282
I don't recall headcanon being used to make girls palatable, just to flesh their personalities or quirks out more

>>34710211
Based. I feel like Kiki might get a bit put out at first, but I'm sure she'll change her mind when you show her Dr. Lich's findings on Shog slime's effects on male virility

zoom in 1000x to see Anon's Sperm equiped with purple ShogCell power-packs

>>34711356
It's rape if you enjoy it!

>>34711443
Holy based redpilled as fuck!

>>34707487
i got gremlin...and tails

>>34711480
Lol

>>34711337
They can probably control it to a degree.
>When I saw the Nureonago, it occurred to me that if a slime type, roper, etc. walked around the house, the house would be soaked... - They can also consciously keep some of their own moisture and mucus from dripping. As for Nureonago, on the contrary, the dampness...
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/491129031337971712

>>34711551
however, she may do it on purpose

>>34711568
She'll straighten up when you put her in a sexy latex suit to stop the drippage, although she might have her dom instincts kicked into overdrive.

>>34706255
Lmao she's STILL a chestlet

>>34704903

>>34711672
It's okay big girl don't be embarrassed
Want a nipple rub to calm down?

>>34710786
Manticores too, maybe.

>You want to breed me? With the fishnets on?

>>34711870
Shes got heart pupils so i take it as a yes. Time to mating press.

>>34704903

>>34711986
Didn't expect to see a jabberwock version of this

>>34709735
>Sorry, I'm not into alps

>>34711297
At the risk of causing trouble, I'm still trying to figure out the appeal of this thing. I mean, don't get me wrong. Easily one of my favorite D&D creeps out there; I'm just surprised with how much art it's gotten over time.

>>34712168
it's not necessary for every girl to appeal to you. They can't all be perfect strikes.

>>34712168
>I'm just surprised with how much art it's gotten over time.
Majority of it was commissioned by literally one guy.

>>34711986
Masterful work

>>34711986
kinda kuso

>>34709776
BAW GAWD! SHE IS BROKEN IN HAFF!!

>>34707487
>Gandharva
>Heads

I won, but at what cost?

>>34707487
>Type index
>Tails
ohno

>Be son to influential noble family
>Parents hire shoggoth maid servant
>As our regular monster girl servants are all on maternity leave after a bit of a debacle pertaining to spiking both the servant's and guard's water with rage shrooms
>Would have no problem with her if she wasn't so damn smug
>Insults me for wanting to be a "Lazy lord", "Despicable despot", etc.
>It's practically and open secret among the nobility that we send heroes, adventurers, tomb raiders and the like to monster girl lands and they get married and we get paid
>Ask her to be fired but the only thing dad likes more than money is his creeping coin mistress and she's just as greedy and she saves us money
>Would ask my cuckquean mom but she's dumber than a wurm so much so she can't realize she's being cheated on for sentient pile of gold
>Attempt to pull the whole master routine with her and make this smuggoth suck me off and see how smug she is then but I always get cockblocked by dad, mom or the gooey gold bitch with a large white splotch in her
>Our giant ass manor and yet it feels like a one room shack with a revolving door
>Know it must be this damn shogs doing
>Luckily nearby ball is being held
>Mention it to mom and tell her how much fun it would be for her and dad to go
>She buys it
>And of course dad brings Mistress Moneybags
>Finally a night alone with my smug servant
>See them off in foyer and the instant the door is closed I grab a handful of shog breast
>Gonna fuck this smug sentient pile of goo into an unsmug sentient puddle
>And unlike so many pornos I don't end up on my back cumming my brains out
>It's the opposite I'm making her lose her form causing her to stain the carpet and foyer like a bitch in heat
>Just then the doors slam back open as mom rushes in saying she forgot her purse
>Completely ignores me and somehow doesn't slip on the shog puddle
>Dad is groping golden girl's doubloons and gives me a thumbs up
>Mom rushes back down finally notices me and tells me to not be so rough with Ms. Goth since she always works so hard
>Wonder how I'll ever live down this embarrassment as the see smuggoth regain enough of her form to smug at me

>>34712200
Didn't he consider it his own OC or something like that and got mad when other people started drawing other Gazers?

>>34711870
>The fishnet stays on during sex, hubby

>>34712279
He got mad when hhhori did gazer porn without asking

>>34712273
Cuckquean bad. Remove yourself from this thread.

>>34712324
threadcanonhater, why are you still here?
>>34712273
based

>>34712313
That's fucked up I hope no other artists draws porn of monstergirls else it'd make me real mad especially if it was porn of Jinko

>>34712346
Oh yeah there's nothing more based than NTR. Go back to fucking /trash/ where you belong.

>>34712313
Like just regular gazer porn? You got a link?

>>34712279
Fuck off ELH.

>>34712313
>>34712355

He just didn't like the type of porn and it was a picture for him. She's already said publicly it was nothing.
Considering the amount of porn he commissions I really doubt he would get mad at someone drawing a porn gazer picture.

>>34704903

Is there anything in profiles that confused you? For the longest time I thought the buying clothes thing in the demon profile referred to her buying men's clothes for (you) and didn't know it actually meant a demon buying clothes (you) want her to wear

How your Kikimora or Shoggoth addresses you tells much about your relationship.
>Master, I made you some tea, I hope you will like it.
>Darling, I finished the laundry, your favorite sweater is like new.
>Bro, check out the peppers I bought in the market. I'm gonna make some nice chili tomorrow.
>Bitch, come to bed.

>>34712479
Master Darling

loliabas can't be scary no matter how hard they try

>>34712489
Master Blaster

>>34712517
>Ah, to be so young and foolish

>>34712517
lolibabas will threaten you with a good time

>>34712517
what about baobabas

huah..

>>34712602
Thicc Dryads can be intimidating.

>>34712593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VUb_6-XJWQ

>>34712479
What does "baby" entail?

>>34712699
I was thinking of maid/wife saying "baby" when I started writing that post and yet I forgot to include it, damn.

>>34712699
Shog turns into convertible

>>34712479
>Bro, check out the peppers I bought in the market. I'm gonna make some nice chili tomorrow.
I wonder how she'd react if you lifted her skirt and started to go to town on her while she's busy making the chili.

>>34712479
What's the middle ground between Darling and Bitch?

>>34712801
Ditch

>>34712801
Dude

>>34704903

>>34712787
A skilled maid would jerk you off with one hand and cook with the other until she got to a good stopping point. The MOST skilled maid would wrap her legs around your waist, goad you into supporting her torso with your hands and cook while you go to town. Gyroscopic stability is imperative for a maid.

>>34712479
What if she addresses me "studmuffin"

>>34712479
>Oi cunt, get over here

>>34712926
Lusty mommy maid.

>>34712479
>Cuntslurper2875, please proceed to the fornication chamber at once.

>>34712801
"Hottie"?
>>34712820
That's more like some variation of "Bro".

>>34708587
>>34706849
>>34706067
Thanks anons! Glad you enjoyed it.

[meows seductively]

>>34713011

>>34713011
[shakes spray bottle angrily]

>>34713011
>meows or wans seductively depending on the moood

>>34711443
Increased production and virility means you can shower you kiki's upper half with purple sticky cum as part as foreplay before jamming it and knocking her up on the first go.

OK so I was thinking about getting a new maid to help my Kiki maid out, so I sent off an email to the meido institute asking how to get another one. They sent me a pamphlet in the maid telling me how to get one, but I'm confused. Step 1 is easy, take your Kiki's hand and bring her to the bedroom. I can do that. Step 2 is go under the blankets. A bit stuffy but I can follow. Step 3 is just a picture of the blankets with little hearts all around it. The fuck does that mean? All it says is
>* if you're under the age of 13, ask your parents first!
I'm an adult though so that doesn't matter. Should you just ask your maid if you can't figure this out? Do most Kikis know how to do this on their own?

>>34713011
>Meows while raping you

>>34704903

>>34713011
[Meows sarcastically]

>>34713062
Yes, you should ask your Kiki, she will know exactly what to do.

>>34713126
she turned your picture into a thumbnail

>>34713011

>>34713062
>They sent me a pamphlet in the maid
Wait, they shoved a letter in another maid's gooch and sent her over to you like some fucked up candy gram?

>>34713152
Normally I'm not that stupid so it must be her fault

>>34713011
>conditions you to get a boner whenever you hear that Nyan Cat song

>>34713011
Childhood friend cats are strong

>>34713197
You just gave me the great idea to beat my meat to Cheshire lewds while that's playing. Going to do this unironically now thanks anon.

>>34713197
>conditions you to crave oral sex whenever you hear the Meow Mix song

>>34713167
I mean mail, what can I say, I got maids on the mind.

>>34713266
Better yet, beat off while listening to the meow mix theme

>>34705172
>We
Evangelion 5.0 You ( Will ) Not Pass.

>>34704903

>>34713567
That's one fat snek

>>34704903

>>34713567
FAT

TAIL

>>34713624
You call that a fat snake? I'll show you a fat snake!

>>34713655
Yo is that real?

>>34713567
I want to like this but something about it feels off to me.

>>34713630
>Goth Mommy Lamia

Take me!

>>34713670
That is a real fat snake yes.

>>34713655
>Horny pregnant snek

Based

>>34704903

I like cows

>>34713698
Tsuchinoko don't exist, which is why it's perfectly safe to go up any hills that people warn you have them.

>>34713670
>>34713724
That's just a tsuchinoko.

>>34713780
That blanket on her horseback looks cute.

>>34704903

>>34713833
fluff hell

>>34713817
>Horny Pregnant Tsuchinoko

Even better

>>34712324
bicorns

>>34713804
so do I

>>34713804
>Holst delinquent

I want her to press me up against the lockers and tell me I'm her new bf

>>34713870
are just as bad as alps

>>34713814
This post is suspicious

I need them meaty old CC hags, they make me feel good, real good

>>34713868
And that's before the changes to make it a cube or even a pentagon.

Spats

I like all the art in this thread so far

>>34713817
I can't believe tsuchinokos are real

>>34713868
You mean heaven.

>>34713536
Cute

>>34713986
>lizard
ehh
>lizard with her tail on fire
now we're talking

What's the best software to run on your automaton?

>>34713011
I already have a wife who rapes me until she's fully cumflated and satisfied with my mind-broken stare on a daily basis.
I can't have multiple wives otherwise i'll get addicted to getting gang-raped and I am not crossing that line.

>>34714024

>>34713992
They can barely believe it themselves.
>>34714048
Install Gentoo.

>>34714048
MegaMilk

>>34714085
They look incredibly bully-able

>>34714024
radioactive lizard

Imagine: Grey Goo Girl or Grey Goo Parasite Slime.

>>34714048
Ask any Grem that knows what they're talking about and they'll tell you there's no single best software to run, but in my opinion MaidWife is one of the more versatile.

>>34714000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyHc1B3h4g

>>34714048

>>34714061
she could still set her tail on fire if she's not a coward

>>34714097
This must be why they're so hard to find.

>>34714101
Grey Goo Girl is just a Automaton Shoggoth mix.
Sure why not.

>>34704903

>>34714099
I'M WAKING UP

>>34713986
>>34714024
>Fang lip piercings

Mmmm yummy

Do you roleplay and/or cosplay with your waifu?

Is a Shoggoth's biomaterial capable of carrying oxygen?
In other words, can you replace your blood with your Shoggoth maid?

>>34714282
This is why we need mofu regulations.
No one fox NEEDS that much fluff...

>>34714404
Oh no, I'm not falling for this one again miss. shogg.

>>34714404
you don't need to worry about it since she'll replace it all eventually.

>>34709422
>agent cupid tells Anon she needs him to meet with the werewolf to draw her out
>tells him not to worry, officers will be standing by
>Anon agrees
>goes on a date with the werewolves
>trying his best to humor them without getting groped too much
>cupid feeding him lines through an ear piece
>the alpha says that it's about time to "induct" Anon into the pack
>cupid reassures him that everything is fine, even as he's dragged back to the hideout
>when half the pack has finished with him, she shows up with refreshments and raging mushrooms to keep him going
>whispers to him that she needs him to remain in cover until they're all pregnant, just to be sure the whole gang is here

>>34714389
All the time

>>34714061
what does a member of a weak species like a lizard think they're going to do with that axe

>>34714389
I often do the old saving the princess from the tower routine with my wurm wife,

>>34714389
She has a vast wardrobe specifically for roleplay and cosplay. How she found someone to tailor all of them to her size, I'll never know.

>>34714389
I roleplay as an innocent noble and she likes to be a raider.

>>34714617
>"Okay, honey, now you go through the door and save the princess."
>"Dear, shouldn't you be the princess in this scenario?"
>she stares blankly at you before it finally dawns on her
>tells the human princess she can go home now

Remember when you go on a quest to save a girl, hug and kiss the monster girl whose scary smile and large size scares off everyone else because she is very lonely and needs some cuddles

I love suits

>>34714749
and that's why I was banned from two human kingdoms

>>34714389
Yes, >>34707812 I let her pretend that she's a sports superstar and I'm a superfan that wants to worship her every move.