/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34691168
Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to fuck we go!

I need a tanuki to teach me in the ways of tax loopholes

>>34691168
>>34691171
They find such wonderful things in the mines, don't they?

A all too common bad end for the novice warlock

Attention, this is just a reminder that you belong to a fox. That is all.

>sitting across the table from my rare raccoon girl.
>long hair, nice bust, but way too entranced with the coin
>every night it's the same thing, before love making, she counts her day's profits
>she's neglecting herself, lost about 15 pounds in the last couple months
>while she's counting coins I approach with a plan
>bring over a tray of syrup, pancakes and say, "You don't have to tell me your profits, but you do have to eat all these silver dollar pancakes if you want lovin' tonight."
...
>She almost swallows a coin eating so fast, mistaking it for a little pancake
Why me?

>>34691221
Yes... a bad end...

>Anon knew it was a bad idea
>He had taken this job as a waiter in a traditional Zipanese teahouse as a favor to his Aunt and Uncle, who needed some help over the summer with the tourist trade. It was a good job, all things considered, and he had stayed on after school had restarted. He got to wear traditional Zipanese ceremonial garb and serve tea and snacks in the hushed, peaceful confines of his Uncle's garden, which was filled with the soothing sounds of a babbling Brook and the gentle breeze in the wind chimes.
>Now it was Fall, and the tea tables and mats had been moved indoors and replaced with kotatsu, so the travelers and diners who visited his Uncle's restaurant could warm themselves while the crisp autumn breeze stirred up the amber leaves and called to the lonely and melancholy hearts of all who longed for Spring
>There was just one problem--them
>the three friends, all twin-tailed foxes from the local High School, were known trouble-makers
>Spoiled and demanding, they always had elaborate orders and demanded more of his time and attention than the rest of his customers put together.
>On slow days, they demanded he stay at their table and engage them in conversation, or perform little services like braiding their long, silky dark hair or giving them hand massages.
>They took every opportunity to flash their silky pale calves from under their kimonos and flutter their long eyelashes at him, flirting and teasing him mercilessly until he could find an excuse to escape back to the kitchen on some errand or another.
>Now the three lazy delinquents were lounging at their favorite kotatsu, a double table which they monopolized whenever possible, and we're imploring him to join them at the empty forth spot
>"Oh, but you simply MUST join us, Anon, it is TOO chilly to be up and about in this weather!"
>"And think of us! Without a forth, the heat of the kotatsu is lost! Why, we are practically frozen just sitting here."
>"Come, come, dear Anon, sit and talk with is for a while. You must be exhausted from all your hard work--surely your Uncle cannot deny you a short break, especially not to please your guests~"
>The tea room was a warm 71°, the girls all looked quite toasty (especially with the flush of Sake and hot tea), and you had no customers for almost an hour, but that didn't matter
>What mattered was the enticing view of three pairs of slim, shapely legs clad in silky dark nylons under the kotatsu cloth
>Anon knew he shouldn't do it.
>He knew if he gave in to the desire in his heart, he would be trapped, entangled in a web of strong, soft, delicate fox girl legs, , rubbing and brushing against him in the hot, sultry atmosphere of the kotatsu.
>He would be subject to long, slow conversation on minor subjects, peppered with innuendo and subtle teasing. He would have his ears cleaned, and be made to play embarrassing word games while their questing feet rubbed against his thighs. Eventually, two of them would press him between themselves and carry on the conversation entirely by whispering in his ear, while the third girl across would press her feet into his lap while demanding he tell them his deepest, darkest secrets, which they would giggle at and write down in their little pink notepads, covered in silver stickers and bedecked with elaborate charms and bangles. They would be sure to make good use of his embarrassing confessions later by making oblique references to then at an opportune time to make him blush and squirm in mixed company.
>Yes, if he got under that kotatsu table, he would be in for an hour, perhaps two or even three, of pure hell.
>Well, maybe just for fifteen minutes...

Lamia are very important

>>34691250
worship snek

>>34691250
Oh yeah if they’re so important then what role do they serve in the desert’s ecosystem?

>>34691230
I don't, but I appreciate your attempt to comfort me, Anon.

>>34691274
Uh... Stopping rotting whores and bossy bitches from stifling all of the wildlife's fun?

>fufufu

>>34691248
>Anon knew it was a bad idea
No I didn't.

>>34691307
Just wait until school starts up again and you find yourself in their class

Is it better to play dumb and innocent when an old fox comes onto me, or should I be just as lecherous and lewd right back at her?

>>34691248
Nefarious foxes

>>34691337
Dumb and innocent if she's being subtle; if she's being a lecher you pop off old man jokes until you work your way up to "batter in her oven."

>>34691348
The weak should fear the strong.

>>34691289
>Lecherous smug fox with long sharp fingernails painted fire-engine red

Dangerously alluring

>>34691348
Truly foxes are the bane of shy virgin boys

It is time for foxes. Old foxes, young foxes, foxes that hold political power, foxes that isolate themselves, wild foxes, civilized foxes, deceitful foxes, trustworth... deceitful foxes

Gimme some good bad end scenarios, wanna write some short stories of Anon's losing to cute MGEs

>>34691373
Add a kiseru and my pants will remove themselves.

>>34691383
Is it Fox o'clock again?

>>34691392
Hero Anon tries to stop the undead hoard by defeating their lich mistress but fails and is then used as a "power source" for the lich to mage her powers even greater and thanks to that she's now guaranteed to win.

>>34691426
Based--I don't know Lich-chan very well, but she seems like an underrated girl. What would a Lich do to a particularly persistent Hero Anon?

>>34691392
Anon tries to protect the town from a demon and seemingly succeeds before she orders him to open the gates or something like that only to reveal that he accidentally signed her contract without knowing it weeks ago. Anon then has to watch as the town is corrupted as he fucks his new demon wife.
Epilog is like a year later and everyone is happy but she still teases anon about not realizing he signed the contract.

I want a big, old, saggy, rich fox who will spoil me rotten and make me her boy-toy.

>>34691380
...Bane? Someone explain to me why I don't have a picture of an anubis as CIA right now.

>>34691392
>Fox abuses political leverage to entrap anon in marriage during negations over something
>Anon triggers looney toons style gremlin trap, ends up strapped to a table in the basement for "testing" new inventions
>Anon is a spy for the pharaoh, gets set up by rival agent and ends up captured by the apophis/ royal guards
>Anon is a caravan guard, ends up as part of the loot when a dragon catches wind of the absurdly rare and powerful artifact the caravan is transporting

>>34691451
>What would a Lich do to a particularly persistent Hero Anon?
Liches can do quite a bit, but just a few options are
>Strapping him to a table and riding him while calmly explaining her plan to him and that once he cum inside she will be unstoppable
>Use magic to fin out what he finds more attractive and use her magic to change her body to fit that (ie. Breast growth)
>Make him drink a potion that makes him Rock hard and over produce cum (enhanced maticore potion is quite the drug)
>Make her zombie servant tease and pleasure him while she rides him
>Use magic to enhance herself and her sex capabilities (Giving him a blowjob and then transform her mouth to that like a ghoul and make him cum instantly)
I also really like them using potions and magic to remove refractory periods and just make the guy (and maybe herself as well) cum their brains out.

>be sleeping peacefully one night when you're suddenly and violently pulled into a backbreaking hug by your big monster wife
>even with your face buried deep in her cleavage, you can hear her sobbing
>with what little breath you have left, you ask her what's wrong
>she says she had a bad dream about you leaving her
>you'd reassure her that you aren't going anywhere, but you're starting to blackout, so all you manage is a pat on the back
>luckily she calms down and lets you go before you asphyxiate

Can ghosts have feet?

>>34691392
Anon chases out women his captain declares are witches/monsters/conspiritors
Said captain only wants anon for herself

>>34691666
Sticky ectoplasmic feet.

Is it lewd to drink milk in front of holstaurs?

>>34691451
Liches should always go "I hear that humans enjoy dirty talk while they have sex" and then talk dirty in their mono-tone voice.
No idea why, but that makes me diamonds.

>>34691748
No, but they take it as a challenge if you are both single and that milk isn't from her

>>34691168
I still wonder what aftercare from a Manticore would be like.

>>34691392
>Dragon asks for food
>Anon refused

>>34691845
Make her some pancakes

>>34691248
Thanks for the boner

>>34691392
Anon's town is getting invaded by a monster army. He tries running away while the defenders hold them back but they get easily defeated, the refugees get chased down and he gets claimed as spoils of war by the succubus knight leading the force that went after them.

>>34691392
>Anon exploring a long forgotten undercity
>gets hugged from behind
>he thought it was a scylla until he feels tentacles slipping into both his ears

>>34691811
>Find the biggest, meatiest single holstaur around
>Lock eyes with her while chugging from some low-quality supermarket carton

>>34691748
Is it offensive to drink Lilim milk in front of a holst?

>>34692037
She'll probably bonk you and replacing your Lilim milk with her own before you recover

>>34691168
So what's next? Monstergirls support, encourage and condone home invasions that are of breaking into the homes of lone single and non-relastionship human males?

>>34692145
Succs can probably detect single unclaimed men

>>34692145
I'm gonna home invade your mom's pussy with my dick.

>>34692033
>By Hathor! Cease your consumption of that lesser milk!

>>34691748
Before you can enter the city of Minos, you must drink a large jug of fresh milk that they give you, every last drop while they watch.

At least that's what the guard told me.

>>34691748
>>34691811
>Brewing a cup of chai tea as your holst wife is cooking breakfast in the kitchen
>Call her over to the counter to show her something as you're putting the honey and sugar in
>Grab her tit and squirt some of her milk into the tea
>Now have a chai holst latte

>>34692431
That happened to me, but the guards were giving me this strange look as I chugged it down in one go.
Did I do it wrong?

>>34692431
This rule does not apply to men who are already married to cows

>>34691845

so does it have a cloaca or an anus and pussi? asking for a friend

>>34692033
>>34692594


found the hindu :Y

>>34692684
Nah, I'm a WASP. I just love massive mammaries; I love milk; I think holsts are heckin' sexy, and my zodiac sign is Taurus. It's meant to be, me and a harem of no less than five holsts.

>>34692740
what the fuck is a wasp?

>>34692762
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

Proving your faith to angels

>>34692762
an incel

>>34692809
I'm an incel but I never heard of wasp.

>>34692762
A type of insect, similar to bees but way more assholish.

>>34692033
>>Find the biggest, meatiest single holstaur around
>Lock eyes with her while chugging a carton of onions milk

Gotta think big anon

>>34692800
God I wish that were me in Luka's place.

>>34692740

dont forget your gou mutra and cow dung

>>34692834
*Meant to type Onions milk, or Almond milk

>>34692894
>>34692834
I don't think drinking "milk" made from onions would taste good at all, and I say that as someone who loves onions.

>>34691392
>Veteran Order paladin falls to a pack of goblins

>Get a job at Carnivore Burger, new fast food place capitalizing on sudden influx of meat-loving mamono with huge appetites
>Major advertised selling points are the huge portions and fries cooked in real beef tallow
>Have to explain multiple times a day that you can't substitute anyone's drink for another burger
>Have to install anti-Wendigo traps in the freezer
>New popular afterschool gathering spot for local rowdy Beastman gang
>Luckily, also new popular afterschool gathering spot for local honorable Yakuza-led Oni gang so it balances out

>>34691392
Manticore becoming more and more loving and cuddly to her husband.

>"Oi oi oi! What's this rubbish now? Monstergirls and Demon Realm hooligans in my property??? *Rifle locking and loading* Oi'm afraid not there chaps. Ain't no violatin' and yanking of boys in me watch 'ere!"

>>34693267
Lady my wife can literally melt that gun by staring angrily at it, what do you think you are doing?

>>34693267
fuck off /tg/, post monster girls or don't post at all

>>34692800
MGQ angels can succ you dry just like the average succubi in that game too

>>34693267
based /tg/tranny

>>34693354
Oh sorry there is might gatekeeper. But since when the fuck did literally posting anime girls suddenly become /tg/ posting?

You cunt.

>>34693374
How about you actually post monstergirls instead of generic shit, you obese retard?

A regular ol human male and human female? Pure humans, not Corrupted with Mamono Mana ™ and in a stable and normal relationship?

This makes the single monstergirls seethe.

>>34693469
Based

>>34693469
Well, yeah. That's like seeing somebody eat out of a Arby's dumpster when the five star restaurant across the street is giving away free meals.

>>34693498
Please explain the analogy?

>>34693498
Now I really want to see a shitpost fight between a demon and angel/fem paladin.

>It's all mofu

>Well, yeah. That's like seeing somebody eat out of a Arby's dumpster when the five star restaurant across the street is giving away free meals.

>>34693469
Real females suck, they don't have horns.

>>34693532
>max mofu

>>34692985
I think he meant soi because onions gets auto filtered to onions

>>34693665
I know

>>34693374
It's a generic human girl with a weapon and an anti-monster caption, that's as /tg/ as it gets. They love posting generic images and trying to connect them to something completely unrelated.

>>34693691
That's called being creative and using your imagination, you braindead cunt. Feel free to repost the same shit for 154532th time and pretend that it's better, though.

>>34693702
>posting about human girls in a monster girl thread is being creative
That's just being a contrarian, take your spongebob reaction images back to /tg/ and stay there. You do realize by coming here and being like this you're just as a bad as the bug boy faggot who killed your thread right?

>>34693793
Maybe you shouldn't act like a spongebob reaction image then, gatekeeping cunt?

>>34693837
The only ones who complain about gatekeeping are the ones it was meant to keep out.

What's a good present to get for evil, royal monstergirls (besides your own body)?

>>34693969
Your cummies

>>34693969
A lock of your hair.
She can probably do some cool magic that involves controlling you with it.

>>34693837
This ain't the place for off-topic images.
Lurk and learn.

>>34694178
Yeah it is, if the last two threads are anything to go by.

>>34694189
People posting monster girls from a setting you don't like isn't off topic. Human girls and /co/ shit is.

>>34694189
It is not.
Now lurk.

>>34693969
A small territory along the cost of someplace warm.
Alternatively, a painting of herself.

>>34691845
>human, I demand one of your fries
>The fuck? Fuck off, lady
>cut to them being married, she now steals all his fries despite "not being able to tolerate the peasant slop served here"

>>34691748
Blue breasts of a grand scale if it isn't theirs

>>34693092
>weresheep comes in
>asks if there's any vegetarian options
>looks like she's going to cry when you say there's no veggie burgers
>boss looks puzzled when you have a weresheep you've had to comfort cuddled up on you in a booth eating an apple pie

>>34694226
It is. Cope.
>>34694210
Yes it is because it completely misses the point of these threads and is no better than muh teegee posting

Drive spoder or get pulled over.

>>34693969
Wedding ring

Monster girl noble courts must be an insane place.
It was crazy enough with just scheming royalty, I can only imagine it with monster girls that have magic and inhuman strength on their side.

>>34694392
>It is. Cope.
Looks like you forgot to send a soijak picture. Fuck off.

Baphos are cute

>Ah, Agent Duster, you've arrived... BOT YOU'RE TOO LATE!
>Party dress Ushi presses button that makes a giant lasee begin to glow
>WITH THIS HORNY BEAM YOUR ANON WILL BE MINE!

>>34694416
Self-bondage is embarrassing!

>>34694457
>uuuuuuuuhhhh soijaaaaaaaaaack
Damn /tg/ really did a number on you, huh?

So what was the thing that got you all into monster girls?

>>34694392
Don't forget your meds.

>>34694449
Having courts run solely by women is a bad idea. They're catty and prone to backstabbing.

>>34694392
>Yes it is because it completely misses the point of these threads
How does posting monster girls miss the point of the monster girl thread?

>>34694392
Anon, its more like you have missed the point as you're pretty obviously not a regular of this thread thanks to typing like some /v/ shitter.

Let me guess, you crawled from one of the hololive threads?

>I'm going to keep responding to this guy because my witty retort will surely put him in his place this time
stop replying to bait

>>34694578
Western shit has no place here.
>>34694591
You're so desperate to put some kind of label on anyone who disagrees with you, it's not even funny.

>>34694568
>Demon Lord even got herself a mic written "Mao-chan"
I like bold women.

>>34694675
You need to calm down. For someone who claimed to be speaking for the majority before, no one's agreeing with you are they?

>/tg/ retardition
>off-topic images that have nothing to do with monstergirls
Fuck off both of you

>she keeps calling you "tom"
>now she calls you "master tom"

>>34694569
You could do some backstabbing there yourself, if you know what I mean.

>>34693532
Always has been

I am gonna have sex with your wife.

>>34694782
Get in line.

>>34694782
Tell me more about it on /trash/

There needs to be a "Snuggle Scout Emergency" under report options, some people need a designated cuddler delivered to their house to hug them tight in bed for a few hours so they can't post

>>34694842
I need a big Jinko to cuddle me, can they provide?

>>34694842
Won't work on me. I main Heavy with Natascha.

>>34694837
Hip groping height is a good breakpoint for succubus stature.

>>34694867
>buff Ice Queen appears

>>34694854
The Snuggle Scouts will dispatch their biggest, fluffiest Siberian Jinko for an extended cuddle session, she's trained in 4 different martial cuddling arts!

exausted hag kikis!

>>34694837
>"Anon, time for weapon training."
>"O-okay, I'll go get my-"
>she stops you and pulls you against her body
>"You already have a powerful weapon right here~"
>gropes your bulge
How do older monsters keep getting jobs tutoring young human boys? It's dangerous.

>>34694920
Sounds hot.

>>34694920
What is she saying

>>34694568
>>34694695
>DL begins stalking hero Anon after he fails to slay her
>She follows him everywhere on his quests, declaring she'll "lay him instead of slaying him."
>Hero anon just wants to go about his life and marry the princess one day.

>>34694907
I need a strong military Ice Queen like Olivier Armstrong who can wrestle with yaks

>>34694837
I heard the onee-sabbath has an older sister program for orphans

>>34694943
Easy solution to this problem would be to get a childhood MG best friend who'll beat the milf hag to a pulp for even thinking of having your babies.

Although there is always Chris Hansen as well.

>h-hey anon, I'll be a good girl, can I have headpats?
>I-I'll be good this time... promise I won't bite your hand again

>>34694987
>Why do you keep doing this to an old woman like me...?
>(sigh)...just go sit there and wait for a bit

>>34695093
This is a trustworthy girl wh-....wait a minute.
That's a read hat!

>>34695109
That's hot, but also sad, I'm not sure how to feel.

https://i.imgur.com/VbvD6Zq.jpg
Are you man enough to milk the herdmistress holstaur?

>>34695093
im gonna hug her

>>34695173
I'm gonna kiss her too

>>34691168

>>34692740
>Based Anglo colonizer

>>34691682
Not that poster but this ones pretty good

>>34695173
Yes.

>>34695173
I don't find the two on the right all that attractive, so I'm gonna have to go with no.

>>34692771
I never got why it was "White" Anglo as if theres any other kind of Anglo. It should be "ASP"

>>34691183
What sort of base, animal acts can you get a tanuki to do for money?

>>34693531
>Monsters arguing over mundane details about what boys like despite the fact that both are hugless, kissless, handholdless virgins

>>34695321
Anon, you got it all wrong. Tanukis will pay you good money to dive into your trashcan, topple it over, and roll around the refuse.

>>34694569
That's why the ideal situation is men in power with monster wives

>>34694569
Stop thinking of 2d women as 3dpd

>>34695418
ideal for you

>>34691168

>>34695435
>ideal for you
Pardon?

>>34695418
t. /tg/

>>34694478
*Action music starts*

*Strike* *Strike* *Block* *Kick*

*Duster sends Countess Oochi skittering across the room, leaving claw marks on the floor*

"Too late, I've got your number Ms. Duster--Or should I say: 005!" *She launches herself towards the helpless Kiki, who slides out of the way at the last second, revealing the trap she set behind her. The large spidergirl trips helplessly over a cable which tightens and hauls her upwards, securing her upside-down from the ceiling*

"My, my," quips Agent Duster, as she shoots her cuffs, "What a tangled web we weave."

*Jazz sting plays over her smug grin*

>>34695477
>implying
I'm kind of sad that only my low-effort posts seem to get (you)s

>>34695379
Gonna bully them both by posting a dick pic.

>>34695418
>That's why the ideal situation is black men in power with monster wives
fixed

> 34695563
giantessfag pls stop we know it's you

>>34695515
>I was merely pretending

>>34695580
Everyone here posts ironically, though

>>34695379
>said monsters are also extremely old and so their notions about what boys do and do not like are severely outdated

>>34693469
>>34693498
How hard would a succ seethe if a guy dated a h*man girl over her?

Nobody respond to it. Just ignore and report

>>34695173
>Not slim strong grazer tomboy

Shoggy Doggy, anon

>>34695602
That's cute
>monster with an accent you've never heard before trying to offer fine horses and an expertly crafted lance
>day after another monster does the same but with an axe instead
They should just go for the eternal "I don't know what he likes" gift. Alcohol

>>34695657
>male in question swore off alchohol after seeing his friend get drunk with a group of red oni
>the two mamono utterly baffled at the prospect of a male who doesn't drink
>"What now?"

>>34695692
>refusing all those gifts
At that point he's begging to be raped. Any mg court will take their side too

Now that I think about it the conflict between the order and monsters can be solved with alcohol easily.

>>34695657
but i hate alcohol, it just tastes like cough syrup which is just awful

>>34695692
>>34695740
Where are all these teetotallers coming from today? Go drink fizzy water or something

>>34695657
>Both Monsters, an Ancient Echidna and her CC Dark Mage best friend, show up at your house and make martinis
>You sit nervously while they stare at you hungrily and lewdly sip their drinks, eating their olives and cocktail onions with an unnecessary amount of lips, teeth, and tongue involved.
>Eventually they announce that you've 'had too much' (you've had a half a drink) and should lie down on the sofa cradled between the two plush women, their hot spicy breath on your neck and ears as they lull you to sleep

>>34695772
Which MG's like Sour Beer? I tried some for the first time the other day at a friend's house, it was awesome.

>>34695772
fizzy water is just as yucky
Only drink milk

>>34695719
The answer was in plain sight all along

>>34695827
Winegoat no

>>34695823
>Only drink milk
You must have very strong bones and a lot of acne

>>34695827
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME!
AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME!

>>34695843
I have a lot of bones and strong acne

>>34695772
Drinking is no fun unless it's with friends. I never drank until I started hanging out with my buds more, now I enjoy it.

>>34695843
Does milk cause acne?
I've never had it.
And I've yet to break a bone.

>>34695804
Sounds like something older folk girls like trolls would enjoy. Speaking of, I want more troll and vampire subspecies

>>34695490
Going to take my loli Kiki to go see Agent Duster and watch her face light up as 005 defeats the bad girl. Also going to have to watch out for improvised traps around the house.

>>34695772
i just dont get it, all i taste is the alcohol, that very nasty chemical taste, and just baffled how some people drink stuff like everclear

>>34695841
Winegoat yes!

>>34695786
>tell both to close their eyes
>take the dark mages hat
>put it on the echidna

>>34695900
And here I thought winegoats are supposed to be good drinkers

>>34695740
>>34695891
You guys do realize you drink alchy to get drunk and not for the taste right? Honestly though if you don't drink it's probably a good thing, saves alot of money that way

>>34695918
>Confused Dark Mage
>Smug looking Echidna
>Anon still smoothed between two pairs of giant, super-soft CC booba

>>34695628
Monsters don't cuck humans or try to temp men away from human women they are with. A most a monster would use a cursed item to monsterize the woman.

>>34695846
I'd watch a mamono version of Cheers.
I wonder which character becomes what mamono, though.

>>34694569
Anything ran by women is a bad idea.

>>34695995
Anon needs to grope their asses to assert dominance or they'll never take him seriously. It's the only way

>>34691168

Deadly mamono in scary-looking armor trying to act cute is my fetish

>here comes the airplane anon
>chuuuu~

>>34696087
thats a very cute airplane

>>34696087
How can there be an aeroplane if you aren't holding a spoon?
Honestly, these succs need to learn how things work in this world.

>"Talk with me. The mistress says we do not socialize enough."

>>34696114
Shut up goober

>>34696114
>monsters trying to socialize with you
Eww no, no matter how horny I'm my autism blocks any form of interaction with others.

>>34696114
>Be a Mage in M1 at the Mage Academy
>Cutie-Patootie Autist Vampire lab partner says we need to spend lots of time together so we'll do well in class
>She followed me home and is relaxing on my twin bed reading one of my sci-fi novels (out loud, with different voices for the characters) while I try to cook dinner from the random stuff in my cupboard
>She stares deep into my eyes while we eat at my tiny table
>She asks whether I prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon for when we cuddle later

>>34693498
You mean the imaginary five-star restaurant across the street?

>>34696087
LateNight is a national treasure.

>>34696352
Wurm agrees.

>>34696410

>>34696259
That's not how that analogy works, /tg/bro...

New helltaker stuff
update game, go to chapter select and pick "EX"

>>34696481
>cringetakes
No thanks

>>34696498
Since when was helltaker cringe?

Is it true that sons of a ryu must marry the oldest unmarried shrine maiden? Cause I met this ushi-oni out in the forest when I was younger and promised to marry her if she let me ride her home and well I didn't have to walk the rest of the way up the mountain

>>34696507
Always was.

>>34696410
>>34696459
I can't believe LNcat is fucking dead...

>>34696514
Sounds like a good movie idea--Ushi-Oni RomCom sounds awesome

>>34696536
I honestly don't see it
I think the series is cool

>>34696481
New girl? She's cute.

>>34696537
Marshmallow cats are nigh indestructible.

>>34696537
say it ain't so, anon
LN would never do that

>>34696552
This is 4chan, of course anything popular is considered 'cringe'

>>34696602
I would of thought this thread was a little different

>>34696602
So it doesn't occur to you that popular things can also be genuinely bad? Like Helltaker is?

I saw an image of the multiple Sabers of fate lined up and I wonder.... does it counts as cheating to sex alternate versions of your waifu? Does it counts as cheating if your waufu fucks alternate versions of you?

>>34696617
Only if you're white

>>34696617
cheating unless you all have an innate psychic bond and therefore all instances of a person feel everything that one of them does.

>>34696609
This thread is unfortunately full of /tg/fags like
>>34696640
who want to ruin monster girls for everyone

>>34696481
Are there more puzzles?

>>34696662
Yeah guy asking aboung cucking is pretty heckin based no need to be racist

>>34696613
Does it even have enough contents to be considered 'bad'? All it is a simple puzzle game that takes about 30 minutes without any actual stories or even lores. Your 'opinion' is just a kneejerk reaction to be a contrarian toward anything mainstream that you have picked up in this mongolian basket weaving forum

>>34696681
Anon couldn't make it past the first puzzle dont be too hard on him

>>34696676
Yeah its a handfull of extra puzzles with a bit of story

>>34696680
I quoted the wrong guy sorry. I meant to call the guy who asked about cucking the /tg/fag.

>>34696617
In Fate Liz and Carmilla are the same person. They sure as hell would kill the other if they learned you fucked one of them.

>>34696617
Cheating as they are not the same person.

>>34696681
>Your opinion is bad and wrong because... it just is, okay?! YOU ARE BAD! STOP DISLIKING WHAT I LIKE YOU MEANIE!
Jesus Christ, calm the fuck down, will you?
Just because the game is short doesn't make it good. The only memorable thing about it was music and the amount of people who were shilling it everywhere, probably because for some reason it was their first exposure to monstergirls (nevermind that mgs in question are below even cosplay-tier, but let's not go there). Shit's more bland than monmusu.

All you crying fags need a visit from a Bogey.

>>34696807
Bogey would have been perfect if it wasnt for the stitched together look

Fuck me, all I said was that there was new game stuff.
why you fuckers gotta have a meltdown?

>>34696777
>calm down
I'm not the one who's typing in caps
>It's cringe because of people shilling it
In other words, 'being a contrarian'

>>34696826
Don't be sad anon. Just leave them to their shit and post what you like about Helltaker.

>>34696807
>>34696814
I dislike Bogey's appearance, the stitches and plush toy are kinda weird
But her profile is easily one of the best, definitely would marry one, appearances be damned

>>34696868
Pandemonica best girl.

>>34696868
needs abs

>>34696870
plush toy would have been really cute but its just the stitches that ruin her

>>34696828
Ah so you're just going to pretend that you're retarded, ok /v/fag

>>34696901
i like scars and stitches, but i dont like plush toys

>>34696814

I love bogeys, but a part of me is somewhat unnerved by the thought of literally pulling one open

>>34696826
>one anon says that he doesn't like the game
>another immediately flies into rage
/tg/ is going all out today

>>34696556
>Just played it
No

I'm sure if this is some autist falseflagging but tg posting is a very specific kind of shitposting and not any post you disagree with. I'm dropping it now so we can get back to discussing monstergirls

>>34696870
I think it would be easier to accept if she was a tsukumogami. I don't know why KC decided to say they were real flesh and blood.

>>34696967
You mean discussing how cute little demons are.

>>34696987
They are extremely cute

Would you pull a helltaker?
Traversing through dagerous territory to get to your waifu/harem?

>>34696826

I mean serious question. Unless the setting has outright garbage monster girls, like MGQ and you cant enjoy it without being reminded of picky or murderous MGs. Why cant we just assume that when girls of other settings are posted they are a MGE version or one that got MGE monsterized? This is how I always handle it and it works well.

See I have no idea of the original setting, if any exists, for this Oni. I just assume her to be a MGE Oni and apply the setting to her.

>>34697006
>harem
No
>waifu
yes

>>34697006
All I need to do is run out into the sand dunes. Easy peasy

>>34696967
>is a very specific kind of shitposting and not any post you disagree with
Having a literal meltdown because someone disliked a game is the samy type of shitposting tho

>>34697025
becuase that is annoying
As much as I like MGE, its become a black hole for this thread becuase people go apeshit at anything that isnt the perfect set up
having to go out of your way to say that your current subect isnt about MGE should of never become what it is

>>34697039
>2 lines of text
>meltdown
Yes I can see the debris flying

>>34697025
Because this isn't MGE thread. Never was, and, hopefully, never will be.

>>34697077
That's 2 lines too much cosidering that the original post was just 3 words

>vapes in your direction
>purrs in your direction

>>34691845
>Dragon burnt down my farm in modded minecraft
I've about had it with these stinky lizards.

>>34697070?
Everything I know that has monster girls in either has MGE rules injected or is automatically trashed by this thread for various reasons
Though I will say it just depends on whos actually looking at the thread at the time, seeing as thats how we get complaint posts half a day after the things been posted

>>34696987
You mean discussing how lewd little demons are.

>>34697147
I want to finger a pearloli demon's cunny while nibbling on her blueberries

>>34697147
But I like tall older women...

>>34697109
Please don't blow it out of proportion and try to make it a drama. It clearly answers to a question, not a 3 word post

>>34691221
This is my all-time favourite doujin, and nothing will ever top it. Brown-skinned girls aren't even my preference, but Hebri is the perfect blend of cute and lewd. Though Mitsugi's Yuel gives her some stiff competition.

>>34696114
So, uh... What does a Succubus like you do on her days off?

>>34697169
>tall long legged demon
>in high heels
>CLICK CLACK

>>34696114
How haven't you blinked for 20 minutes?

>>34697025
I don't care about MGE.I'm not going to bother people talking about it, but I'm not going to change things to fit them into MGE setting either.

>>34696870
>>34696814
I like the stitches. Gives her an appearance of an old, beloved blanket/stuffed animal important enough it had to be fixed rather then thrown out. I have a neurological disorder and still use a comfort blanket despite being 27. It's part of the reason I feel like she's tailor made (pardon the pun, I had to.) for me.

Moff

>>34697211
Why do they do this when they can teleport all around. I already have enough fetishes too...

Would a Robot Fighting League be illegal in the MG world? anons have to equip and gear up their waifus for friendly matches where lasers,missiles and weapons of mass destruction clutter the sky

>>34697145
>or is automatically trashed by this thread for various reasons
And why should you care about thread's opinion

>>34697278
is boxing illegal?
They'd probably have some restrictions on weight class, weapons, etc. but I imagine you could find it.

Gonna stick my dick through the bars on the hellhound cage, wish me luck

>move to Zipangu
>yakuza boss nurarihyon knocks on your door
>exhales smoke into your face
>Boya...
>Welcomes you, but keeps talking about how dangerous these streets are, especially for foreigners
>it would be such a shame if some thug were to rape you
>makes you an offer you can't refuse
>now you have to marry one of her minions

>>34695418
Based desu senpaitachi

>>34694546
Actually MGQ. It also really influenced how I write porn.

>>34697235
Yeah, that's probably what KC was aiming at, a warm blanket to cuddle with.
>>34696870
Also, remember anons, you're free to change designs and profiles to suit yourself. Just imagine a cuddly Bogey without stitches if they do not appeal to you.

>>34697284
No point in talking about something if the only resposes are REEEE and bringing up whatever bad thing thats there and then getting told to fuck off.
The only reason to care is to try and keep topics fresh, which is an increasingly uphill battle

>>34697278
Anon, people would love that, although there would be rules so a maidbot doesn't go up against a modified siege model.

>>34697362
If you're just going to bend over because some autist screeched loud enough, of course topics are going to be stale and repetetive.

>>34697211
Counterpoint: Bottom heavy loli demon in high heels that make her plump young blueberry ass look even better.

>>34697362
Hit us with a fresh topic bro, just keep it /comfy/, that's why we're all in this thread. Talking about harsh subjects like war, disease, politics, etc. should be reserved for the /tg/ thread

>>34697411
you find me a setting that people both know and doesnt turn into a REEing match

>tfw no goatgirl horde

>>34697138
If you were to find a dragon's stash of items in minecraft and took her stuff, would she see that as a crime equivalent to stealing from her hoard irl?

>>34697425
Thats a lot of bleeting.

>>34697421
Helltaker honestly, The only reason it got Ree earlier is that fanmade comic with the goat fucker. theres more than enough people that like the game/comics
Then theres EMG, where people are pretty much burnt out on hate and can just enjoy the girls
or you can do what the setting has done for donkey's years and just talk about the monster girls from a non MG-prominent setting, like dragon's crown or RE: monster

>>34697420
also no spiderbutts

>>34697313
>Turn your back to her.
>Tear off your disco shirt and suit to reveal crudely drawn temporary dragon tattoo on back.
>Fend off with bicycle.

>>34697411
From the way you talk it sounds like you want to post some crossborder shit that nobody want to hear about under the guise of "trying to keep it fresh" then get angry that nobody wants to hear about the shit fetish or setting you are trying to push.

>>34697447
Absolutely. And don't even think about borrowing any items from her chest.

>>34697480
That's a lot of assumptions out of nowhere. Should I respond in kind and assume that you are that retard who was throwing a fit because people posted a few lol monstergirl pics?

>>34697465
>Re:monster
I don't get some the Evo tree for goblins
goblin-hobgoblin-dhampir? Da fuck?

>>34697480
STOP RESPONDING TO SHIT POSTERS

REPORT AND IGNORE--POST MORE CUTE MONSTERGIRLS

>>34697504
If I'm wrong then actually post a topic and stop having a pity party over people not letting you post what you want.

>>34697510
Thats just RPG nonsense at work
like how in some stories people start their isekais as mook monsters and then become dragonkin or some other powerful bs with a human form

>>34697543
I'm not the one complaining about muh thread being mean and angry and stale, idiot

>>34697510
Should be a bug bear.
A bigger, more fuckoff goblin that'll break into your house to kidnap you.

New Topic--what Monstergirls make the best rock-climbing buddies? I have a deep need for a short sporty Lich tomboy in skimpy climbing spats and halter with chalk all over her hands

>>34697594
>Ushi-Oni standing sideways on the rockface
>Wurm knocks the cliff down and stands triumphant on the rubble
>Mershark wishes she could join anon

>>34697313
*COUGHING*

>>34697510
yeah it gets pretty wild
https://re-monster.fandom.com/wiki/Goblin_Evolution_Diagram

>>34697614
Aw, now I feel sad about Mershark--tell her not to worry, we're going cliff-diving next

>>34697594
any of the goat ladies

>>34697594
I'm thinking Dorome, she can make spots for you to grab onto as you climb. Just don't grip too hard, it might make it hard for her to maintain it. You also probably wouldn't want to call them "hand holds", she'd probably think that was too lewd and it would have a similar effect.

Just how soft is Moff-Fu? I feel like just touching it would be an insta-loss for most Anons

I want to marry

>One green orc
>One oni
>One amazon
>One ogre

>>34697634
There's still the matter of getting her up the cliff in the first place. Either she's about to do a serious training montage to have the upper body strength of a god, or you're going to have to princess carry her.

>>34697654
>Dorome sits at bottom of the cliff while you free-climb
>She shouts encouragement and/or teases you depending on your mood
>If you fall, she'll catch you in a big goopy puddle
>The penalty is she will strip you out of your climbing spats and make you spend the rest of the day cumming until you learn to be more careful

>>34697669
Mmmm, strong muscle shark...

I was thinking she would stay in the pool at the bottom and catch me as I dive, but I like your idea better. Princess carry it is!

although I headcanon mer-types can switch to digitigrade if they want to walk on land for a while

>>34697719
>spoiler
There canonically is a spell for this.

>>34697659
The fact that KC doesn't have BEEG green muscle Orcs is a travesty. His Ogres need more muscle, or there needs to be a green-type Oni

>>34697655
It is soft.
Exceptionally so.

>>34697655
insta-loss for most Anons would be a girl willingly talking to them

>>34697742
Based, I *really* like legs on a girl and cute feets lol so any MG that doesn't have legs gets some points taken off. I wanna see a tomboy digitigrade Shark girl with some ankle bracelets and a cute toe ring or two, that kinda surf/island girl look is one of my faves.

>>34697659
i dont think one human male can physical handle that much mass

what would automaton ass smell like?

>>34697803
Polish and hydraulic fluid?

>>34697747
>tfw the only two monsters in the encyclopedia with visible tone are jinkos and minos
my frustration with KC knows no end when will he give us more muscular monster girls, and not that cardio bunny "I do crunches everyday" bullshit

>>34697659
I want to marry a very strong a thicc orc
https://i.imgur.com/nzMO2dg.png

>>34697873
>cardio bunny "I do crunches everyday" bullshit
The best type

>>34697873
Based Musclegirl enjoyer. Although my headcanon is most of the girls have individuals that are STRONK, there's likely variation within a species.

But yeah, Oni, Amazon, Orcs, most beastgirls, Dragons, etc. should all be built in my book

>>34697782
Try me

>>34697752
>>34697758
>Ditzy floofy MOFF girl who just wants to cuddle with her big dumb hubby

Yes please--do Moths ever come with a dommy personality? I'd like one that enjoys making me as simple ditzy as she is

Do you guys think that there is an entire monster girl village filled with CC spinsters?

>>34697803
gasoline

>>34697912
Most likely.
A dom moth isn't outside the realm of possibility.

>>34697882
That's some good greenskin

>>34697782
I will find out

>>34697913
I hope so, imagine being the village bike for a bunch of CC Foxes all scheming and tricking each other in order to have you for themselves.

The best girls are built like a brick house and that is the truth

>>34697913
Sounds like a Dragonia cemetery.

>>34697979
I can't find the original pic

>>34697992
would it be called grave robbing, if I stole a couple of dragon zombies away?

Angels suck

>>34698067
Yes, your punishment is to become their new horde

Nooo!!! i don't want to spend the rest of my life in a Lamia's coils!

>>34691168

>>34698141
Embrace your new life, human.

>>34698058
https://e-hentai.org/g/653175/cf1cce770d/

>>34698130
I wanted to hug them anyways

>>34698159
Oh no! Pharaoh and Apophis have used fusion!

>>34697747
It's a fucking mood knowing that Orcs were never really green skinned until Warhammer and Warcraft.

>>34691168

I want to draw dumb monster girls, give me ideas, so I can draw some

>>34698161
Thanks!

Lol, this panel never fails to make me laugh.

>>34698245
A Lich in skimpy workout shorts and sports bra limbering up

>>34698161
I want this but with a Ryu or an Ushi

>>34698245
Holst studying a book about the cowgirl position, holding the book upside down saying she doesn't get it

>>34698130
so, they like doppelganger potions, huh?

>>34698193
*Polymerization, they both play children's card games remember?

>>34698245
An Ushi-Oni having difficulty going through a doorway because of her spider legs.

>>34698314
>Pharaoh and Apophis are having their final showdown, Their kingdoms, and Anon, on the line
>Before the match starts, the Apophis cackles evilly before declaring
>"The winner gets Anon and complete control of the kingdom, the loser.... GETS SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM!"
>Anon pipes up from where they have him tied up so he doesn't try to run away while they are playing their very serious card game to decide the fate of the kingdom
>"that threat kinda loses all meaning when you two settle EVERYTHING with a children's card game and the loser always "gets sent to the shadow realm"

>>34698245
Harpy staring at a scale with a ton of steel and a ton of feathers confused and muttering "but steel is heavier than feathers"

>>34698358
I would dick both those nerds down

>>34698358
Now I want R63 Kaiba as the Blue Eyes White Dragon waifu

>>34691168
Breed the seacubi.

Are all elves such big pushovers?

>>34698426
That is some big, meaty tail

>>34698514
Dark elves are so good exactly because they are fierce, making them the same type of UwU as other elves is kinda missing the point

>>34698388
Nooooo

>>34697882
>https://i.imgur.com/nzMO2dg.png
I want to breed orcs so much.

How cool is your monster daughter, anon?

>>34698743
Do you?

>>34698844
That's my daughter, so very cool.

>>34698866
If I saw that, lets just say I would be stuck like king Arthurs sword

>>34698866
Fuck, this makes me wanna BREED like mad. I'd sire an entire horde of orcs. That pic does unimaginable things to me.