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Reminder monster girls are abominations and don't deserve to use civillized clothing

Is your waifu a mama?

>>34672995
not yet

>>34672995
She should become one.

>>34672970

Was going to put a shitpost caption on this but realized I don't have video editing software. Have something mildly cursed https://litter.catbox.moe/khzos0.mp4

>>34672987
Wrong. Stylish clothing only makes monstergirls hotter.

>tfw no loving, loyal wife
to never be found in this reality

>>34673034
>when hubby says "that was a funny joke, come here, lemme give you your reward" while taking his pants off

>>34673034
I actually liked it. Probably get rid of her dress and just make if it a leotard.

>>34673031
Anyone else not really like KCs Medusa design? Her regular that morphs into snakes is weird to me, should have just done either or.

I volunteered to become manager of the track team because I thought it would be full of cute horse-girls but the foreign exchange student looks really intense. What do I do?

>>34673105
Where is she from?

>>34672995
That image is disturbing to me because I just know that's one guy's daughteru who he jacks off too.

>>34673127
Excuse me dude, but i dont jerk off to my daughter.

If a mimic lives in Wonderland and is good friends with a cheshire, does it make her a memeic

>>34673120
I'm too scared to ask.

>>34673144
lmao faggot

>>34673127
Holy shit man not all waifufags are wightfag

Hmm hmm I see
Even if you're annoying it's okay as long as he gets an erection, hmm. And if he gets hard then that's your sign that he consents, I see...

>>34672995
Yes.

>>34673165
Nigger I don't fucking know that I just go by how art of them is drawn.

>>34672773
A gift for you, Morganafag.

>>34673144
Excuse me for getting it wrong then.

>>34673247
no worries!

>>34673238
How can angels even compete?

>>34673234
Alright what art made you think that? Unless you're a babyfucker you aren't jacking off to that image.

>>34673259

Enjoying summer time by meeting all kinds of new mermaids at the beach!

>>34673275
Her tits worry me
How do they and her skin in general work, doe it dissapear when she needs to, you know?..

Something's not right about this new 2hu

>>34673307
Damn her hands are all sorts of fucked up.

>>34673284
I just like to think she is like a tentacles or other mgs with natural breast coverings and she can move it.

>>34673034
>When You finally find a boy who asks "What's updog?"

>mino wife got banned from ordering the 72 ounce steak challenge because she's cleared it every time she's ordered

>>34673259
By being nicer and far more attractive.

>Manticore screaming to the heavens after she tests positive for Cat

remember that wurms are the strongest and most fertile monster girls

>>34673327
>no lipstick, purple skin, glowing eyes, or running mascara
Yawn. I'll pass, thanks.

>>34673335
very true

>>34673335
>fertile
aren't all the dragons pretty rare?

>>34673335
every monster is the most fertile if you try hard enough

>>34673327
No, you.

>>34673347
>running mascara

>>34673325
>minotaur
>eating steak
Anon...

>>34673390
Please delete this particular picture. It's really bad.

Thank you.

>>34673031
that's fucking beautiful man sheers to the artist, I was never much of a medusa fan but this got me rock hard

>>34673390
Thanks anon, that means a lot.
Have another cute Angel or two!

>>34673395
theyre not holstaurs, the minotaur eats meat

>>34672970

>>34673424
Thats a cute Dark angel!

>>34673396
well, lookie here at Mr. City Slicker being an art curator

What monster girl species would be the safest for a human to be babysat by?

>>34673466
Unicorn.

>>34673466
Yes I WILL post the edit every time

>>34673466
Automaton. You can make her prime directive to care for the kid and make sure they're safe. Just remember to be very specific on the wording.

>>34673466
Spiders of both the Drider and Back Leg variety. Human male will soon be calling them mommy very quickly after they start watching.

What species of monster girl would sit on your face to shut you up?

>>34673466
Dark Mage of course
>>34673472
>t. Gigachad himself

>>34673034
This looks really cool, did You make it?

>>34673424

>>34673466
Amazon

>>34673071
Was playing around with the card and realized it has an outfit more suited to dancing, much shorter skirt https://files.catbox.moe/hg2bj3.mp4
>>34673551
Make's probably the wrong word, I just put the pieces into koikatsu and fiddled with camera settings. The Cheshire was found on /h/ and the mmd files were from a youtube video and work in koikatsu thanks to a mod.

all this angelposting reminded me of
>angles your cock

I want to be purified by an angel

Had an idea, retired sally that is an eros nun ala black lagoon

>>34673578
now make her do fortnite dances

>>34673589
drawfags get on this

>>34673603
just need some good details to make it work

>>34673583
based

>>34673583
I want an angel to be corrupted by me

>>34673594
https://files.catbox.moe/of2jyl.mp4

>>34673466
Sea bishop.

Remember, no funny business.

>>34673750
how is that a monster girl

Enjoy your new maids, two of them are horrible at their job

>>34673765
She's a shapeshifter. She's not always a clown, but most of the times she is. It's no laughing matter Anon. Shapeshifters have a hard life.

>>34673766
well, those only get anal until they clean up their act

I can name at least three media canons in which clowns are a species akin to a monster.

monstergirl for shyly presenting themselves for you like this?
https://imgbox.com/H0PwbJSQ

>>34673766
Alright I'm gonna have to be the one to say it
Kuroeda's butt is a little too big for me

>>34673799
Night gaunt
Never says a word unless spoken to but her lewd body in that skin tight outfit is always just begging for it

>>34673811
Top o' the mornin' to ya, McCunt.

>>34673684
10/10, perfect

>>34673830
I think Gaunt is probably my favorite of the chaos-god mamano, but
the husband-transformation thing just isn't my schtick

After the "Welcome to La Muu's Lighthouse Mansion" doujin is anyone else now really into the idea of a rescue romance with a powerful, elegant, mind breakingly sexy succubus?

Would post a picture but apparently even a safe image from this is enough to get banned?

>>34673284
That's why you just buy one of her skins and not think about it.

>>34673912
Gunna trick the fish into sucking my cock.

>>34673908
Oops, guess the image was just too big.

>>34673844
>Anon is drinking at a bar
>lil scottish cat comes up and starts drunkenly hitting on him
>everything she says goes over his head as he finds her to be really adorable
>scoops her up in his arms for some home cuddling
Is it considered rude if you pick up a mg and take her home?

Last koikatsu post for now and some porn to atone for the memes

>>34673979
>Is it considered rude if you pick up a mg and take her home?
Only if you don't marry her

>>34673979
Only if she wanted to take you home instead.

>>34673985
https://files.catbox.moe/3gwp6p.mp4
Would help if I posted the link

>>34673979
dick her and all is good

>>34673979
>>34673844
It's not a true experience unless she offers you an aquarium of beer and gives you a hearty Sláinte.

It should be possible to relatively easily pick up a Shetland centaur and carry her home too.

>>34674132
That's why everyone should workout. Imagine her disappointing eyes if you couldn't lift her up!

Jabberwock is for __________

What if someone from these threads ended up on the news?

>>34674171
What, like the brony that shot up a Fedex?

>>34674171
don't shoot up your school, faggot

>>34674171
Don't even think about it

>>34674164
feeding and snuggling

>>34673035
This

>>34674171
Cheshires calling you a catfucker means cat girls not actual cats anon

Making love to a loli Dark Mage!
Pouring pleasure into a monster's immature body while she makes blissful mature expressions!

>>34674340
I think that loli needs some pants or at least some underwear

I need a large monster girl to sit on my face, I need the ass now

>>34674420
It should be illegal for lolis to wear any underwear other than visible side-tie underwear.

>>34673075
I'm not wild about the hair but I really like her granite tipped tail. Even if she didn't bother with petrifying having a forceful tail smack split the ground is pretty hot.

>>34673075
I love it like that, think it looks a lot better than pure snake hair.

No update from Archiveanon?

The small man belongs to the large monster girl, you should all remember these words

>>34674495
>You have the scent, of another woman

>>34674503
If you mean Wikifag, he said he's on a business trip until next month.

>>34674514
That's a shame. Hope he's doing well

>>34674420
There could be tiny sideless panties hidden under her robe, staying on with magic. White and lacy, so they're both pure and lewd like the girl wearing them

taking drawing requests for monster girls doing the funny

I like a succubus using her tail to gesture.

>>34672970

>>34674582
Smug Lamia with shoes on her hands.

>>34674582
>taking drawing requests for monster girls doing the funny
Sandworm presented with a typical human-style meal on a plate with her utterly confused as to why it's so small, why it looks funny, and it's severe lack of being 100% fresh meat

>>34674582
Hellhound stand up comedian.

>>34674507
>Sorry, your mom is very affectionate with her hugs

>>34674609
Why is that dragon so fat?

>>34674164
>Jabberwock
MY LIPS THAT SUCK
MY ASS THAT CLAPS

>>34674582
a troll trying to troll an image board

>>34674164
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>>34674639
You have not seen a fat dragon.

>>34674582
wurm trying to draw hubby trying to draw her trying to draw him

Just woke up from a dream where I was 1 of 4 lucky anons that won a raffle from KC for a fully illustrated monster girl picture, with no more than 3 characters.
I opted for Bapho-chan getting doppelganger potioned by her husband, sucking on a dick and getting her cunny pounded.

So, if KC were to offer you a fully illustrated MGE picture, what would you pick?

>>34674742
bunyip

I'm going to deliver a pizza absolutely covered in my fresh semen to a random monster and see what happens.

>>34674764
you'd end up in a cheshire's cringe compilation on tanukitube

>>34674764
>Anon delivers it to a married monster
>She's super kind and thankful
>Throws it in the trash when you leave

>>34674793
I wonder if I had an art channel on taukitube, where I drew monster girls and only showed my hands, would monster girls be able to recognize my hands?

>>34674582
Raiju trying to brush her daughter's hair.

>>34674742
Three characters huh, in that case I'd ask for ones where I really want some different angles/naked to understand just how their body is structured:

Oomukade (are there centipede limbs growing out of her arms, is that a tag over her vagina or a strangely shaped venom gland)
Ryu (gotta know if she has extra hands)
Girtablilu (just what does the area where the scorpion and humanoid portion meet fully look like)

If you see a Hellhound and you literally dont know her or havent met her before, is it okay to ask her to hug you?

>>34674164
Reverse piledriver

>>34674884
She'll hug you before you can ask.

>>34674793
>HARPY EGG LAYING COMPILATION (BIG CONTRACTIONS)

>>34674914
>THUNDERBIRD SHOCK PRANK (GONE WRONG) (GONE MARITAL)

>>34674742
I'm obviously biased but I'd want art for any underappreciated girls, I think they deserve love too. Probably Sylph, Apsara, and Kesaran.

>>34674914
>soft sabbath loli breathing compilation(bestofcunny)

>>34674849
it's a venom soaked seal

>>34674742
I'd probably use an RNG wheel to pick which of my wives were involved in 3 on 1 femdom pov since it'd be impossible to pick for myself

>>34674448
>It should be illegal for lolis to wear any underwear other than visible side-tie underwear.
Your law proposition is very poorly thought out, it would be ruling out g-strings, heart pasties and backless panties to name a few.

Your mail order kiki is here

>>34674971
>that face
oh no
she knows she already won

>>34674942
It could well be, but do we have a source on it? It's so hard to tell when the lower edges are purple like her venom glands and we can't see the outline of the upper portion to tell if its a seal tag stuck on her.

>>34674971
Excellent, I see she came with the chest upgrade as well.
Sadly the 'motherly softness' didn't come through but we can do that on our own.

>>34674971
I do remember saying I wanted her to be my milkmaid as well, and they delivered

>>34674742
Jinko (or any other fitting girl) drawn with prominent muscles.

>>34674971
What, I thought I ordered a shog meido?

>>34675006
she's stuffed under the shirt there, the kiki is just the delivery service

>>34672970
>when she gets chewing gum in her tails

Can you imagine being captured by an Amazoness that looks like this?

>>34675020
A lovely situation.
Would ruin those abs with daughterus

>>34675020
I would be glad to.

>>34675020
think of the gains you would get from drinking her milk

>>34672970

>>34674582
First panel have a hand holding out a ball to an excited kobold
second panel shows two straps hanging off the side of the ball
You can choose the kobold's reaction for the 2nd panel

>>34674971
Uhh ma'am the Kiki I ordered was about half your age and height.

>>34675085
CUTE

>>34674742
I would be tempted to get one for my waifu but I think I'd ask him to draw something for a friend who's done a lot for me.

>>34674742
Gazer-chan embarrassed by her overly-loving thrall.

>>34675100
They're on backorder but another can be delivered in around 9 months*.
*some assembly required, see kiki for details.

Old goats are best goats

We know that shogs make stuff for mastah, but what about kikis? Can they make stuff? I like the image of a kiki handcrafting a tool, putting a kiki sticker on it, and calling it a kiki-(tool)

>>34674742
I don't know but they'd all be pregnant

>>34675154
Oh yeah, I have no doubt some kikis can pick up trades for making things for their husband.

>>34672970

>>34675137
>Meet mail order Kiki
>Heard to ask your Kiki if you don't know
>Kiki how do I make little Kikis?
>Oh mastah how dirty, I haven't even cleaned the countertop yet!
>Oh well you better get to it then
>Blue ovaried Kiki.png

>>34674742
man and a wurm like the farmer and wife portrait with them both smiling

>>34672970

You people talk about ancient evils all the time but what about ancient goods?

>>34674971
I ordered a Cheshire maid who scored a Yes on the cat test. What is this bullshit?

>>34675237
BORING

>>34675237
They're kind of boring. I'd fuck this one but I'm not entirely convinced she's benevolent.

>>34675237
If it involves angels bound in chains I'm all ears.

>>34675020
I can imagine capturing an Amazoness that looks like this.

>>34675293
So that you can raise her to be big and strong like the other one?

>>34675237
If she a milf, I would be like a bulldozer breakin every seal to get her in my arms, even if I was level one

>>34675172
Hmm something's fishy...

>>34673264
I remember there was one with his waifu and daughteru walking side by side and his daughteru had some thick ass thighs and no pants/a skirt.

>>34675391
if it was vada everybody gets chunky thighs and it's wonderful.

lolis that are not pears are shit

I wish to acquire a jinko, where do I go to get one?

>>34675391
The only one i can think of with daughter and wife is the gardening one. that one was not very lewd.

>>34675426
brazil

>>34675426
go to brazil

>>34675426
Take a slow walk through a jungle, don't bother looking up through the trees, they would never ambush you from there.

>>34675257
>>34675272
your probably the boring ones

If your ninja was a dummy, would you bully her? or help and encourage her?

>>34675426
>go to rainforest
>a wild Jinko approaches
>Anon says to himself "it's okay, she's just a big cat, just go for a pet, she won't hu-"
>is pounced on instantly and taken back to her cave to become a headpat giving machine forever

>>34675464
also make a lot of noise

>>34675378
Any other bootleg monster girls?

>>34675426
hop into the jinko exhibit

>>34675465
that's why I need an ancient evil to spice things up.

>>34675452
>>34675457
That's where the other rapecat lives.

>>34675524
close enough

>>34674742
Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and their Titania queen tired of fey bickering.

>>34675492
And pretend to be injured just to be sure she will leave alone.

>>34674742
>getting doppelganger potioned by her husband
shit taste

>>34675426
What kind of jinko do you want and how do you want to get her?

>>34674742
>with no more than 3 characters.
three mgs doing the Makai Tenshi Djibril pose, dont care which

>>34674742
I would just wanna get an image of my three wives.

>>34675452
>>34675457
There are no jinkos here

I want to see the pearly gates of heaven and plunder some angel babes, what should I do?

>>34675594
Pray extra hard every day for a nice big tittied angel to come and relieve you of your sinful desires. Or better yet, when you pray, tell god all of your most twisted and perverted sexual fantasies. He'll probably send out a couple just to make you shut up.

>>34675669
I need vintage mofu

How would Mamono treat a man who, from the absolute bottom of his heart, just wanted to be left alone?

>>34675695
Humans are innately social creatures anon, we go crazy if truly left alone. If some man thought he wanted that, a monster girl would just have to teach him the wonders of companionship.

>>34675695
Don't worry. Shoggy will be a part of you. We can be alone... together.

>>34672970

>>34675141
Would rather not be turned into fucking Black Philip so she can live deliciously.

>>34675756
why are those old gotes lookin at me like that?

>>34675756
That's the kind of Baphos I can get behind.

>>34675684

>>34675659
>Hey Eros this is anon again I’m praying for big titty angels, cupids, valkyries, horis, anything really as long as she’s holy I’m good with her. I know you haven’t answered my last 156 prayers but I think that’s just because I’m not praying hard enough, starting tomorrow I’ll be praying before bed every night to show my devotion to you and your angels”
>Eros proceeding to call in the tactical cupid nuke on anon after finding said 157 prayermails

>>34675756
Gonna impreg those baphos.
{spoiler]Gonna see how it effects their curves

>>34675756
Why is she wearing a leash?

a holy Cheshire angel, what would she be like?

>>34675443
Wasn't gardening I think.

>>34675313
>So that you can raise her to be big and strong like the other one?
Yes but with a lot more reasonable proportions.
...Although that's not the primary reason to capture her.

>>34675141
I'd be careful with that goat anon.

>>34675414
Got any pics of vada's artstyle?

>>34675872
knock yourself out (on hips and thighs)
https://twitter.com/vadaboob

>>34675835
It's a Beast Sabbath thing (or rather the collar is), a sign they are married.

>>34674180
>>34674176
you know people can get on the news for good deeds or as part of a fluff piece as well anon.

>>34675872
http://imgbox.com/Y75cxiaK

>>34675141
why were goats associated with the devil?

>>34675914
>monster girls? and we aren't talking about your ex! tonight at 10.
>student writes story, wins award, credits anonymous online monster girl imageboard for inspiration
>florida man imports tigers and keeps them in his house, claims portals will open soon, anon said so
>local guy poorly draws caterpillar girls online, more at 4

>>34675914
>fluff piece

>>34674171
Get the fuck out you glowing nigger.

>>34673522
Angels

which monster girl would you hug?

>>34676069
bunyip, dorome, ushi, manticore

>>34675887
Yeah I think this was it.

>>34676082
Find it and post it, the council will determine if you're overreacting.

Fuck toaster girls

>>34676069
she looks like she needs a hug

How do I get a monster girl in ropes?

>>34676127
She seems a ... bit crabby

>>34676101
I'm not going through 800 posts to find it. The council can go alp and suck my dick.

>>34675923
The book of Leviticus. Basically, there were two goats sacrificed as part of a ritual for Yom Kippur and one of them was aptly named the Azazel goat, or scapegoat. It would symbolically carry the sins of Israel ( Similar to Christ's own sacrifice, but only for the Jews ) and die alone in the desert. The other was sacrificed to YHWH.

Goats and Satanism didn't really come into the view of public until the Knights Templar and their worship of Baphomet, who is famous depicted with the satanic pentagram on his brow. That and infamous occultists like England's Aleister Crowley.

>>34676069
literally asking for it

>>34676146
>their worship of Baphomet
no that was just a bunch of bullshit the french king made up cause he wanted their stuff.

>>34676146
>desert goats
I'm interested

>>34676162
>worship of Baphomet

i don't condone it, but i understand it

>>34676146
The fact that both you and I know this is pretty cool. I just learned this myself recently.

>>34672995
Yep!

>>34676181
Wouldn't call it cool so much as a byproduct of the patchwork of useless trivia that I have constructed in my brain from years of cumbraining to world religions. It's bad enough I haven't been able to get sufficiently aroused unless it's some variant of Medusa, even after 27 years.

I want to fuck a goddess, how do I do it?

>>34676260
Ask

>>34676195
very cute, is she teaching her how to swim?

>>34676263
how? I want to fuck Ares in front of the amazons

>>34676162
>>34676146
Suddenly I understand this guy from FGO

>>34676273
Yep!

>>34676301
she's cute, she's probably the star of any daughteru pool party

>>34676320
that little shirohebi must have some cool water tricks with her innate water affinity.

>>34676238
Why do you keep avatarfagging with this terrible off topic character?

>>34676301
Sweet Caroline, oh oh oh!

>>34672970

>>34676320
Thank you! She'd be a wallflower most likely, but a very cute one!

>>34676355
She's literally a Devil but go off, Anon.

>>34676396
You're good Anon, mages like pachoulli get posted in this thread from time to time with zero complaint. Besides, her eyes are gorgeous.

I wonder how mothers day went for dhampir-chan.

>>34676449
Probably penning a lukewarm letter to her mama while facesitting papa.

>>34672970
Is this heaven?

>>34676390
hard to imagine her being a wallflower with her mom's personality

Daily reminder, the sabbath is worth it for only one girl!

>>34676396
She's not though, she just made a contract with one and ended up one of the worst characters in all of fiction.
>Immortal
>Automatically regenerates from any attack
>Has every power, can do anything (this is not hyperbole, she showcases new abilities every time she appears which range from the ability to kill any enemy in one hit to the ability to link the lives of two completely unrelated, geographically separated people by thinking about them both and then kill the distant person by killing the person close by)
>Remembers everything that's been erased from history
And the only reason she loses is because the author decided that her powers deactivate if the person trying to kill her doesn't view chopping someone into pieces and literally eating them as an attack, which contradicts everything the series has stated up to this point

>>34672970

>>34676650
She's a very good girl, despite her mother's best wishes.

Amazoness loves Jumanji because it puts her in a familiar environment that she can win in, of course, because of all the jungle hazards that she knows very well.

>>34676686
impressive, but can she do the worm?

>>34676597
I was thinking to myself,
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell

Friend and I are into ef girls and Wana try get into a loving relationship with QT elf women now that Mamono Mana and the Demon Lord's and Monstergirls new laws make it legal and outright a law for love to flourish. Can anyone please be so kind to help me diffrenciate these "High Elves" and "Dark Elves?"

>>34676732
Subdue each single one you find. Better safe than sorry.

>>34676703
Do you want small earthquakes? Because that's how you get small earthquakes

>>34676732
Take them to the beach. High elves will be sunburnt at the end of the day, dark elves won't.

>>34672970
A reminder and clarification about Dragonia's immigration policy. And why it is not a free riding "open borders" style policy and would never encourage "free loaders."

Dragonia"s immigration policy is more like those EULA's where you tick off the box that says "i read and consent to this EULA" except rather than an EULA its local customs and requirements for immigration. One of those requirements is that you agree to be a sexually active individual. That means no free rides for immigrants. You want to live in dragonia you MUST be able individual that will be actively seeking sex. No loners and no asexuals or low libidoers.
The reason for it being that dragon types have some of the lowest fertility rates amongst mamano meaning daily sex for centuries still might not yield pregnancy so men who only put out once a week effectively increase that timescale sevenfold which is unacceptable.

>tfw no DARK-skinned Not!EastAfrican apophis bladedancer gf

>>34676818
Want her smoking Not!Shisha with arousing properties too?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug with the cuddle clubs more 'savage' group.
Its just a cuddle club made of dire members of the normal cuddle club species, they just try to act like its more terrifying than it is.

>>34673031
those snakes have very pretty eyes, a reflection of the even prettier woman who bears them

>>34676863
Oh no! The horror! It'll be 5 degrees warmer!
>Smug dire yeti who thinks she's all that because her hugs are slightly warmer

>At vampire castle on hunt for cute, refined and haughty vampire
>Find one who calls me prey giving me a 5 second head start to run
>Use time to admire her body
>Don’t even flinch as she struts up to me flashes her fangs before going in for a bite
>Take her open mouth as an invitation and give this 300 year old virgin her first french kiss ever
>Take my sweet time wrestling her tongue with my own while I embrace her body
>Eventually break away leaving a string of spit between our lips
>Vampire comes to her senses and slaps me sending me across the room
>Quickly stomps over then drags me by my throat calling me a debase disgusting deviant
>Tosses me into the dungeon telling me I’m now among my own kind
>Turn on phone light to see ghouls shambling towards me
>Must want me to pleasure her servants before I pleasure her
>What a kind vampire she is
>Begin throatfucking, making out, and fingering ghoul after ghoul
>What feels like days later I finally finish giving each ghoul a load
>Use time to look around only finding the only exit was the hole she threw me down
So when does the vampire let me and her ghoul servants out so I pleasure her next? Is there a way to remind her that I’m still down here or should I just wait?

>>34676921
That and she can get you into a tighter, comfier hug.

>>34674742
I would ask him to consider greenworms

>>34676921
Hey 5 degrees Celsius is pretty noticeable

>>34676936
Should've bound her with your whip before finishing that kiss.

>>34676951
shut up you would not

>>34674742
Ask for him to draw a canon named wight

>>34676986
My plan would be to ask him to make art of an underappreciated mammono, which greenworm is one of. It helps that it's a thread meme. I suppose a different monster that still has old art like skeleton or dryad would be a better choice.

Is your waifu cool enough to do a heist?

>>34673712
I can only imagine a sea bishop getting flustered when the kid she's babysitting wants to go swimming and play in the water instead of learning how to read her musty old tablets

>>34677044
Your waifu definitely isn't.

>>34677044
Oh neat is this aTPB reference?

>>34676863
>dire white horn corners you
>you only come up to her human stomach
>says she's going to stretch you good
>cut to you riding her home
>she's so wide that you practically have to do the splits to sit on her
>your thighs hurt
>wake up the next morning
>your thighs hurt even more
>at least the heat from her body helps the ache in your muscles

>>34677107
You could swallow your pride and do side saddle. Or princess carry.

>>34674801
>Implying she wouldn't pass it on to an unmarried neighbour
Monsters never waste a good opportunity

>>34677044
Some of my waifu's books are stamped "Sanctus Bibliotheca: Ordo Omnipotentia".

We certainly didn't buy them online. They are quite old.

>>34677125
Just lay across her rack. Sidesaddle doesn't sound that embarrassing, though.

>>34677125
>"Ma'am, I have to get off. My legs are going to fall off if I keep riding like this."
>"Aww, come here. I'll fix that."
>stuffs you into her sweater
>spend the rest of the trip looking out her keyhole sweater as your head gets clapped by her ungulate udders

>>>/jp/thread/S33716038#p33725606
Still here clearing out the stuff I was going to draw list, here we have a Greenworm getting ready to drop the nuke on you. I don't know what you did but there's no going back now. >Many moons have passed since she went to war.
>Onwards and upwards, bigger appetite than before.
>How many vegetables will this dreaded war cost?

>>34675486
The only right answer is to push her to do her best with kindhearted teasing but also pretend her convoluted plans succeeded if she worked hard enough

>>34677161
>Ma'am, please slow down
>your gigantic breasts are smacking my head
>"mad whitehorn noises"
How dense do you have to be before a winter sweetheart has enough?

>>34677177
Can you draw a dire greenworm? Would be cool to see her hulked out

>>34677177
>I am become lunch, eater of veggies

>>34677194
>>your gigantic breasts are smacking my head
That's because you're supposed to use them as handles dumbass

>>34677193
>ninja waifu unleashes her dastardly plan
>its not a secret because she was monologuing kinda loudly in her base (your attic)
>you act surprised ans shocked so that you dont hurt her
>She acts all smug and declares her victory
How to de-smug a waifu?

>>34677209
I will add it to the list I guess, don't know how to draw muscles but I'll see when I get there.

>>34677220
>It was dubbed "the lunch to end all lunches" or "the great lunch"
>how naive we were back then

>>34672970
Due to the Green Plague, I've decided to stat farming meat.

>>34677296
I believe in you, your drawings have a lot of charm and I would be honored if you draw my request

>>34677177
I was away from these threads for a while. Did you finish the baseball cards?

>>34677278
>How to de-smug a waifu?
You don't, sometimes you just have to let her enjoy herself. Or you could interrupt her monologue with a surprise kiss and telling her you love her. The secondary answer is impregnation but I'm afraid that's a mutual desmugger

Can you teach a zombie explosive spells and have her commit terrorism or are they too retarded?

>>34677366
Put them all in go carts so they can race then sell the rights and collect royalties for the inevitable mge go cart game

>>34677278
Bring her snacks and tea while she monologues to help her keep her train of thought

>>34677329
No, I'm just taking a break from them for a little bit, I have an idea of what I'm going to do for the last ones but need to get a bit better in some simple areas in order to make them how I want.

>>34677278
>How to de-smug a waifu?
Accidentally, by talking in your sleep, letting her know you knew all along.

>>34677441
>ninja waifu gloats about her evil plan to seduce and corrupt you
>you smile and nod while bringing her snacks
>she continues her monologue while munching on the snacks
>she doesnt even notice that you are free from your bindings
You would defend her if lesser monsters made fun of her for being slow?

>>34674742
Hrm. Probably something POV-style, with the girl(s) clearly engaging the viewer in some way- not necessarily sex stuff, could be something like them handing (you) a love confession letter, or holding (you)r hand, or just getting up in (you)r personal space in an affectionate way

>>34677512
>You would defend her if lesser monsters made fun of her for being slow?
Of course. She may have trouble fitting through narrow spaces after all the snacks, but she's quite quick on her feet.

>>34675769
I don't get this reference please educate me
>>34675871
source?

>>34677547
Looks like Helltaker to me

>>34676732
>>34676757
>>34676811
>What's the difference between the High and Dark Elves?

>"The Asur are the brightest and most noble beings of this world. While some may live out their wretched lives in squalor, our people will gloriously march forward to lead this world! Truly, our spirits shine the brightest!"

>t.unnamed High Elf

>>34677493
Makes sense. Good luck!

>>34677561
I've played the game but that looks like some extended-universe or fan comic stuff, don't recognize it

>>34677566
>cont.
>"The Druchii will enslave all inferior races and fuck the ripe human men within our sight! We will make laborers and breeding stock of the vile and inferior mamono and Order Plebs who dare exist near our hemisphere. We will retake the Donut Island everyone calls 'Ulthuan' from the so-called High Elves with the cruelest of fuckings, and any cure human boys will surely give us the creampies we demand."

Hope those help tell the difference anon

>>34677566
>>34677574
I understood that reference

>>34677574
>tfw no Bloodwrack Medusae wife

Zipangese Automatons sure are strange.

>>34677782

>>34677782
They sure are cute though

>>34677495
>ninja waifu about to drop on you sleeping
>she stops when you mumble about how much you love her
>she gets flustered when you mumble about your wedding plans
>she escapes when you snore your children's names
be careful, any sleep talking can fluster a ninja ready to strike you!

>What a great day to be a normal person with my own will and no identity death from magical corruption.
>Oops, accidently made eye contact with with a monster and now I'm being raped.
>But it's fine, because aforementioned rape will fuck up my brain enough that I'm replaced with a new version of myself who's cool with it.

>t.All of you in this thread

>World's clumsiest kunoichi vs the most oblivious anon
>No matter how badly the kunoichi messes up at stealth, anon fails to notice that he has been targeted
A battle for the ages, now in televised form

>>34674742
Jinko flexing her muscles as her husband touch them or getting her abs licked.

>>34677933
This but she's flexing her arm and saying "go on, feel it." but anon grabs a handful of Tit instead.

>>34677629
>Getting a handjob from this thing

Sorry but 4/10. Unless those godawful claws if theirs are actually Demon Realm Silver, those are some Awful and painful handjobs.

>>34677882
>kunoichi about to do her newest strategy
>finds Anon getting hit on by some other girl
>quickly retreats when Anon tells the would be raper that his preferred waifu wears spandex and has a cute tail
How many episodes until Anon catches her and (unintentionally) seduces her?

>>34676732
>>34677566
>>34677574
>>34677629
You know what? I think being with the Dark Elves is better. At least they are honest with treating you as their fuck boy who must cum inside their vaginas to have more daughters.

And in case there are High Elf fags in here: Tell me or convince me why I should consider being with a high Elf woman instead? For all I know and see, high elves and that overglorified doughnut island they live in are all arrogant, prideful snobs who are not fun to be around with.

>>34677782
So cool!

Be careful signing a contract with neet demon. They'll put it in the contract that they don't have to take the trash out and can play video games as much as they want.

>>34677866
Damn, I'm based.

>>34677866
Yes.

>>34678209
>I am allowed to milk you dry if you refuse to clean my room

>>34678375
>The contract states that if you don't give me pizza at least once per week I can force you to cum at least 20 times inside of me.

>>34677547
>>34677571
Here is the artist's archive, he's been working on a mini comic series since the release of the game.
https://twitter.com/i/events/1257962875831947264

>>34678416
>The contract also states that if you get me pizza, I reward you by letting you experience what it feels like to cum inside me at least 20 times.
Damn demons and their contracts, Anon never stood a chance

>The joy of seeing your semen coat the inside of a demon's mouth as you cum inside it

>>34672970
>"ETHAN! I SWEAR TO ILLIAS ALMIGHTY I WILL GET YOU OUT OF THERE BEFORE THAT TALL MILF VAMPIRE GETS YOU. I KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS IN THERE ETHAN, ITS JUST AS FREAKY AND MESSED UP AS ALL THOSE TALES YOU'VE SEEN AND HEARD COMING FROM SYLVANIA. BUT DON'T WORRY! YOU WILL BE IN MY SISTER'S ARMS SOON ENOUGH, ILLIAS WILLS IT!"

>>34678574
I hope Chirs gets a nice zombie GF one day.

>>34678494
>>34678209
>I will have to level drain you if you beat me in fighting games

>>34678674
What about turn-based strategies tho

>>34678677
>anon beats her in other games
>clause now changes to "I will level drain you if you beat me in any video game"

How does level drain work exactly?

>>34676814
thats i why my wife and i hand out a lot of pairing necklaces and the occasional dragon flute out stuff from the graveyard.

>>34678708
It drains your level exactly

Big floppy hats.

>>34678716
Yeah but what level would the average Anon be?

>>34678721
Ground level

>>34678708
You know your levels? She's draining them.

>>34678725
So if she drained my level enough I could find diamonds.

What do you call a spider waitress?
A web server

>>34678791
ok good but what about spider maids then

>>34678802
Furniture.

>>34678674
Just force every match to a draw until she gets bored.

>>34678791
Charon, bad!

>>34678112
How can high elves compete?

>>34678802
I wanna ride on the back of my spider maid.

Come to Wonderland

>>34678928
I don't trust that Cat.
Never will.

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>>34678928
If I come to wonderland with my blackharpy wife, will she become a jubjub or what?

>>34678928
Gimme a jabberwock, cheshire cat, a pair of jubjubs, and a dormouse to cuddle