/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Guys we have win rigth?

Lambda tongue anon again.
I've been in here for 48 goddamn hours. Phone battery still hasn't drained a drop.

I've been chewing at this glob thing all day. I'm not starving, but I don't know how long I'm going to be able to survive on just sugar, I already feel sick. I couldn't take the dry mouth and back pain anymore, so I did the unthinkable and drank her saliva. Naturally, another Lambda clone immediately showed up to mock and demean me over it.
I'm definitely making progress to the tip of her tongue, but at this rate, it'll probably be another day before I get there.

I made "camp" earlier, by which I mean I flopped down and tried to sleep, since this whole place is basically a bounce house. I think I slept for about two hours before a clone showed up lying next to me and poked at my face. We talked for a bit, but as soon as I asked her why she's doing this, she laughed at me, licked my cheek, and told me I'm a tasty treat and I'm exactly where I belong, before cacking and disappearing again.

I slept for another hour before waking up to a loud rumbling/gurgling sound, probably her stomach, when a tidal wave of saliva started approaching on the "horizon", so I started sprinting up the "valley" of one of her taste bud "mountains" to avoid getting washed away in the river of spit. The water level hasn't reached the place I'm camping out, dunno how long I'll be holding out here, but it's starting to get unnerving, because the Lambda clones have decided to start sneaking around in the dark now. Dunno how long I'll be holing up here, will post updates when I move, or if more stuff happens. Hopefully the saliva will go down soon.

>>34635922
why was Yemen randomly with them?

>>34635950
Axum get BTFO by them

Tsch, Rena figured it out.
https://youtu.be/PatrmJAI2P8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collatz_conjecture
italianon here

yesterday nigth i was bored and i solved this shit

Solve the Riemann hypothesis and then I'll actually be impressed

>>34636743
pretty hard anon
this one can be done just by only using logic
the other 1 you need very hard knowledge

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hT167XU_7_s
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS? YOU’RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERY ONE AROUND YOU LOOK FOR A ROSE WITH A CANDY WRAP. THINK, MARIA! YOU’LL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT ROSE ON THIS GARDEN. YOU’LL LIVE TO SEE THIS ROSE GARDEN CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY. EVERY ROSE WILL BE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER THE TYPHOON?

>>34637069
I still don't get this meme

>>34637120
Watch Invincible, anon. It's pretty good.

>>34637123
Eh I don't like that kind of stuff

>>34637147
They establish in episode 1 that the most powerful and respected hero on earth is secretly the main villain, the series doesn't waste time when it comes to shit like that. The rest of the series plays into this dynamic really well and there's a lot of tension and great character interactions, it's decently short and definitely worth looking into even if you're not a fan of superhero shows, imho

>>34636418
That OP should be sent to space along with the Voyager tracks.

>>34637176
You are overrating what is basically "MARVEL, but what if EDGE and REALISM" but done competently.
It's a 7/10 show, anon. It's a good and entertaining watch but an intellectual like you would probably find it a bit pedantic.
Also fuck Amber.

>>34637123
this is an anti-/co/ board
please leave

Rika would have joined Omniman for sure.

>>34637306
shut your ass, anon, I was just giving him a recommendation that he asked about because of the meme.

>>34637315
you spelled Satoko wrong

>>34637353
Satoko(before Gou) would be that one random civillian that gets massacred accidentaly

nobody here actually like shit-toe-hoe right?
you are all joking right?
surely no-one has that shit taste

>>34637403
these two are my favs in both Higu and Umi

>>34637417
stop baiting

>>34637403
Did you miss the last like 6 months?

>>34637123
>MUH EPIC REDDIT SHOW
SHUT THE FUCK UP
where the fuck do I torrent it anyways? never watched /co/ shit

>>34637403
Anon you've developed some sort of defense mechanism that is not healthy for you.

>>34637403
who?

>>34637473

>>34637488
no, now tell me who the fuck you're talking about

>>34637510
No, now stop being a bitch.

>>34637403
she's so fucking cute

>>34637426
I'm not

>>34637426
fuck you nigger
https://pastebin.com/ggQhsnDL enjoy btw <3

>>34637515

message 2 meant for >>34637456 obviously

>>34637403
highly keyed

>>34637531
fuck off retard

>>34637559
locked

>>34637570
I'm never using these shitty buzzwords no matter how many times you post them

>>34637559
I want to be a woman btw, don't know if that matters

>>34637609
didn't ask

>>34637609
Cute!

>>34637629
Jirou is a lucky man.

>>34637745
Jirou's been lucky in just one kakera (talking about the og)

smashing THE satoko-chan. secret meetings inside sonozaki well leading to missing posters and searches for weeks due to exhaustive sexual destruction. pulled by satoko chan into niinii room for intense boning sessions arrest of the caring uncle due to planted evidence by mischievous anon. Intense testicular destruction due to massive spilled loads of while liquids caused by 44,158 loops spent pummelling satoko chamas loving holes Delicious breakfast made by satoko chama overturned for mating press local scientist sent back to tokyo for repeated complaints of violations of surrogate daughter used pantyhose spotted across hinamizawa. secret sexual encounters during school times leading to loss of education preventing st lucia blowout. amazing satoko chama lays traps for enemy forces while filled with anon semen. lovely satoko monopolizes me forever by looping, preventing any intervening rika chamas nii-nii forgotten and tossed off bed for rampant sexual abuse. satoko devoting herself to (you) with certainty

>>34637765
I like Satoko too but she deserves better than derivative copypasta. If you wanna post about her so bad, write something original.

>>34637807
>>34637831
Which one is pogger?

>>34637785
Anything "original" these days involves absurd fetishes

>>34637785
You know what would make me really proud

>>34637847
It doesn't have to. If you're really passionate about Satoko, harness your passions and write something of good quality. Even if you suck at writing, the feedback you get will help you improve in the future.

>>34637847
my fetishes are relatively normal thank you

>>34637847
>implying that this is a bad thing

Bros, I'm trying to make a mystery but it's very hard. Give me advice.
I don't want to make some shitty "[red]person died[/red] explain" mystery.

>>34637950
Make it a mystery about a bank robbery or something instead of a murder, change it up a little.

>>34637950
>hard things are hard
Want a medal?

Yasu is Ikuko
Accept it.

>>34637899
I already did that over quite a few posts and I got fuck all for feedback. A file I called "maybe.txt" sits on my documents folder containing something that I wanted to write and I didn't continue past some point because who gives a fucking shit and the subject is something 90% of people here would actually, legitimately hate.

>>34637978
I'm referring to how pretty much all the mysteries done here exist without a detective. So it's like solving the crime blind, with the Blue working as a walking stick.

Which WTC for my next fetishpost?

>>34637978
>Guys there's a mountain of gold hidden beneath a private island called Rokkenjima, you need to get in, solve the epitaph, and escape with the gold. This island may have seen some crafty characters in it's time, but they've never met the Payday gang!

>>34638027
Erika

>>34637978
[red]Van Dine's 7th: It is forbidden to have a crime without a corpse.[/red]
"There simply must be a corpse in a detective novel, and the deader the corpse the better. No lesser crime than murder will suffice. Three hundred pages is far too much pother for a crime other than murder. After all, the reader's trouble and expenditure of energy must be rewarded."

>>34638006
>and the subject is something 90% of people here would actually, legitimately hate.
w-what is it

>>34637985
Have you made one?

>>34638027

>>34638027
eroka

>>34638048
Nothing that I want to bring up because everytime it gets brought up the thread takes a massive shit

DAILY REMEMBER SHE HAS READ ERIKANTRICE MANIFESTO

>>34638080
what is it

>>34638045
exactly
>>34638086
daily reminder*

>>34637950
Rather than what kind of murder you want in your mystery, think about what kind of trick you can use in your mystery. Try to think of something new and unique as long as it's not dumb sophistry such as "The room had no floor/ceiling the whole time.".

>>34637950
IS THE BEST AND ONLY TYPE OF MYSTERY.

WHO TAKE OBJECT X IS A LOGIC PROBLEM

>>34638112
my mysteries are the best

>>34638124
Nope my mystery are the best but i will never post it again, since my heart is in pieces

>>34638027

>>34638124
>>34638135
anybody who says this in any creative medium, without exception, is below average at best, and usually terrible

>>34638135
Your mysteries are hard in a good way but you fail to understand that not everyone is willing to put all that effort and your English just makes it worse.
>>34638150
Huh? Creating mysteries isn't creative? Please stop talking about stuff you know nothing about.

>>34638175
learn English

>>34638150
everyone who belive himself to be the best is the best.

Why?
because they know every single mistake they make and accept that.

>>34638175
no exscuse since i am here to replay to any doubts

>>34638203
A GOOD NARRATIVE CAN MAKE MORE PEOPLE ENGAGE WITH YOUR MYSTERY RETARD
IF THEYRE GOING IN FOR A LITTLE FUN PUZZLE BUT WHAT THEY FIND INSTEAD IS A HUGE WALL OF BROKEN ENGLISH OR COURSE NO ONE WILL PARTICIPATE RETARD

What is the point of Hanyuu's armpit and hip vents?

>>34638190
>everyone who belive himself to be the best is the best
>what is dunning kruger effect

>>34638250
sex

>>34638183
I'm dyslexic

>>34638239
NOOOOO TOO MUCH TOO READ I ONLY READ 200 HOURS OF UMINEKO BUT 3 POST IS TOO MUCH!!!!

>>34638256
you mean self-awaring

the more you know the more you understand your limits.
by comprende it you know how to do thing at best so naturally you are the best.

>>34638271
my condolences

>>34638027
what kind of fetishpost?

>>34638086
Italianon always wins,

>>34638250
airing out farts
not a joke btw, that's what such things are for

>>34638276
Umineko wasn't in broken English you see, and it was more interesting and engaging.
>>34638290
muh mysteries are still the best

>>34638250
Docking stations....
for my dick!!!!!!!

>>34638315
I genuinely don't believe you

>>34638316
Saint >>>> Jessica

KNEEL

>>34638276
This is not a valid argument.

>>34638250
I don't know why people hate her so much when she's so deliciously fuckable

>>34638353
huh?

>>34637899
Imagine being a fan artist who drew cute Satoko fanart at the beginning of Gou. How betrayed, how cucked and ridiculed must they have felt as Satoko was slowly dehumanized and revealed to be an evil monster?
They poured their heart and soul into drawings of a fictional character, giving her cute expressions and poses, only to then have the validity of those pictures getting ripped apart by Ryukishi07 himself.

>>34638361
Yes, because people who read Umineko must know how to read
>>34638375
Saint is the victim of my mysteries and is a best girl better then Jessica

>>34638390
No, because people reading and finishing Umineko and not wanting to participate in your mysteries because of your broken English are not two things that are correlated.

>>34638382
She is not an evil monster

>>34638365
Because outside of being a moeblob, she has no redeeming qualities outside of eventually one day becoming a completely different character who is infinitely superior. Her speech patterns are fucking annoying. Rika's life was shit for a century because of either braindead unappealingly slothful incompetence, or malignance on Hanyuu's part, pick one, because there are no other options.

If it is an act of evil, it's not done in a sexy way like Satoko's heel turn is, either.

I would have solved Rika's problem in like, a week.

>>34638405
She kinda is though.

>>34638390
Just make them short dude, as short as possible

>>34638437
>that fucking expression

>>34638042
>>34638062
>>34638063
>>34638141
It's Ange sorry

>>34638437
No she's not

>>34638456
loli?

NEW MYSTERY FOR YOU

PERSON A DIED
PERSON B STANDS NEXT TO HIM, HOLDING A BLOODY MURDER WEAPON
THE ROOM IS CLOSED
WHAT HAPPEN???!?

>>34638466
Giantess

>>34638473
don't bother

>>34638473
loli giantess?

>>34638463
Yes she is.

>>34638444
shit anon, my Mysteries were not long as Umineko.

stop bitching

>>34638469
Person B found the murder weapon and grabbed it by mistake because they were shocked after seeing the dead, lifeless body of person A
Person B also closed the door to protect themselves from the witch not knowing that such measure was useless

>>34638469
les petites bombes

>>34638469
The narration is unreliable. [blue]B killed A with the murder weapon and escaped the room through the unlocked door.[/blue]

>>34638469
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBA
SENSUEL

>>34638487
No she's not

>>34638482
Adult Ange. Lolinge can die in a vent for all I care.

>>34638489
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY NO ONE PARTICIPATE IN MUH MYSTERY MY HEART IS BROKEN!!!
>dude, your English is broken and your mysteries are too long for the average reader
>NOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN YOU READ UMINEKO AND NOT MY RETARDED WALL OF TEXT FFUCKKINN 1 BIT GOAT MUH MYSTERIES IS THE BEST ENGLISH IS A SHIT LANGUAGE AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Italianon, you're not going to make it like this.

>>34638487
No she isn't!

>>34638489
Umineko is only long because of the shounenshit.

>>34638523
Yes she is.
*pulls out gun and shots you dead*

>>34638463
>>34638487
>>34638523
>>34638558
take it to /a/. Satoko is a villain in Gou and we love both lolis here all the same.

The red truth is cringe and limits creativity. Next mystery made by me won't use it.

>>34638523
>>34638552
Fooled by her cuteness, I see...
She is evil incarnate.

>>34638564
nice pic

>>34638564
Look, I love both too but ______________no she's not

>>34638553
Fake, Umineko was long because no one noticed that Kanon disappier in every single chapter and George's motive is spammed the same
>>34638550
JUST READ WITHOUT COMPLAIN

>>34638577
are you retarded?

>satokofags
>italianon
You can delete one. Which?

>>34638610
Italianon with zero hesitation.

>>34638610
None.

>>34638610
Easy, Italianon____

>>34638610
satokofags

>>34638496
>>34638504
>>34638509
>>34638516
Actually, PERSON A WAS STABBED BY PERSONS C, D, E, F AND H SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH KATANAS! PERSON B HOLDS AN UNRELATED, UNDEFINED OBJECT WITH THE NAME "BLOODY MURDER WEAPON"!
YOU RETARDS!

>>34638610
Italianon

>>34638637
Un movimiento muyo sexy!

There is an invincible and immortal man locked in an inescapable room
By inescapable I mean the walls, ceiling and floor are unbreakable, there are are no exits (secret or regular) and no gaps to escape through. Imagine a completely sealed concrete room without anything in it
Yet this man manages to escape it
Nobody helped him and the rules didn't change
How can this be?

>>34638600
Write shounenshit and I'll participate in your mysteries.

>>34638647
The room has no walls

>>34638647
[blue]The walls broke down naturally over a billion years. [/blue]

>>34638647
he killed himself like you should.

>>34638579
Absurd. She cannot be evil. I refuse.

>>34638647
The man used method X to escape. I refuse to elaborate.

>>34638647
[blue]The room collaped.[/blue]
or
[blue]the floor collapsed so he went down but didn't die because he's immortal.
[/blue]

PATHETIC mystery.

>>34638647
The room described described 3 dimensionally
The man isn't described in 3 dimensions
For all we know he could be a being from a 4th spacial dimensions
If that is the case the room isn't locked to him and he can just walk out

mig 9

>>34638647
>immortal
Clearly a wizard. He casts teleportation magic.

>>34638647
astral projection

>>34638647
[blue]The man's escape was figurative! He used his imagination![/blue]

>>34638707
Anon what the fuck does that have to do with 07th expansion

>>34638647
He thought.

what would sex with a fifth dimensional being like Lambdadelta be like?

faggot fanfiction mysteries go to /qst/
gay loli wars go to /a/
Italian posts go to hell

never come back

>>34638649
example? also aren't the super abilities shounenshit

>>34638731
Shut the fuck up faggot, as long as satokofags are here this general got no dignity therefore I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want

>>34638720
I will fuckkng shoot down miyao with my mig 9

>>34638733
Read the entirety of One Piece and Bleach. Until then I'm using the scorpion charm and will ignore all of your posts. Even if you reply to me while I'm running a mystery I'll ignore you.

>>34638756
god I wish I was in that plane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4nLLsSw0VU

>umineko netflix adaptation
Who's black and who's wearing a hijab?

>>34638759
I'm not italianon you fucking retard holy shit imagine being so scared and insecure of a ONE SINGLE man pathetic.
I only read Naruto, and I have no idea what you mean, either elaborate or fuck off.

I was about to make a post about hanging out with Lambda before I realized I was basically just imagining someone actually wanting to spend time with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8PJcBP4Emo

>>34638775
Nigkastel

>>34638775
Bernkastel is black
Beatrice plays up the tranny shit up to 200 to the point where she's basically a male bodybuilder in a dress
Lambda wears the hijab
would have said Erika but she'll never make it in because the series will end halfway through the "story"

>>34638793
I often imagine I'm friends with Lambda and Bern. This isn't a sign of mental illness, right?

>>34638810
of course not, Yasu.

>>34638647
He phased through the wall
EZ, how about you try next time, eh?

>>34638775
oh forgot to mention that Jessica is also totally a trans male and has a rainbow mohawk and piercings because tomboys don't exist

>>34638797
>>34638800
NO, SHUT UP!!!!
The lady Bernkastel is a based and redpilled ARYAN with 100% PURE genetics
Don't you DARE to utter such things

>>34638819
I'm not a tranny. I imagine I'm a sorcerer with a really cool cape who they feel kind of bad for. It's like they're both my mom but also friends who I can talk to about stuff like futa porn.

what's the solution for the mystery? did we get trolled?

>>34638839
she's Japanese-demon tho, anon

>>34638853
4th spacial dimension. Not the guy who posted that as an answer btw

>>34638731
He’s right you know

Imagine Niggkastel saying NIPPA with the manly voice of a black woman

>>34638731
>people do as you say
>the general is dead forever
woooooooooooooowieeeeeeee

mystery
(you) managed to get a girlfriend
[red] you were in contact with a female human being, this being is not blood related to you, this being feels love and affection towards you[/red]
now, defeat this illusion!

so how do i make my own mystery
i want to make something fun

>>34638890
[blue] tulpa[/blue]

>>34638775
All of Erika's <good> are replaced by "YAS QUEEN"

>>34638891
Start with the crime itself and build up from there.

>>34638890
[blue]It was an imaginary being.[/blue]

>>34638913
that's not the Netflix adaptation, anon, that's just the highly accurate Crunchyroll subs of our upcoming Umineko anime

thick Shion

>>34638936
Jesus fucking Christ. You just made my mind flash with visions of a horrific future. /wtc/ will be completely and utterly destroyed.

Bros...

Anon doesn't have any friends or a(ny) girlfriend(s) despite being 25
How can this be?

>>34638610
>disliking the most soulful poster on /jp/
Hey lois this place is cringe!

>>34638969
I love my tulpa gf very much. Love overcomes all!

>>34638969
clearly this is the magic of the golden witch

I do not care for satoko

>>34638969
[red]I have friends.[/red]

>>34638969
he must be in a coma
nobody could otherwise end up in that situation

holy crap lois, it's lady lambdadelta the witch of certainty from the shin megami tensei series!

>>34638970
BASED

>The works of Ryukishi are a waste of time, you'd be wise to ignore them

>>34638913
>All of Erika's <good> are replaced by "YAS QUEEN"
that would be the ultimate KINO though

>>34638890
[blue]It was an adoptive mother[/blue]

>>34639029

NOT IF YOU READ ITALIANON'S MASTERPIECES.
THESE MAKE THEM GREAT

nobody cares. leave.

Erika is kinda a scorpio
not a meme, multiple traits fit

>>34639080
leave woman I don't care

>horoscope
>wtc

Virgo
Ange

>>34639091

>>34639109
fish
Rena

>You're a virgo? More like you're a virgin lol
>Yeah, haha
It hurts so much because I'm actually both …

>>34639109
CHAD PISCES
Dlanor

>>34639109
Cancer
Bern

>>34634598
freedom is the feature of 4chan. You can come here and complain about trannies, jews, minorities as much as you want and have the most controversial worldview compared to eg. reddit where you'd get banned
but this site also has rules of a reason
if /pol/ stayed in /pol/ there would be no problem but some people from there think they have a mission to spread their favorite idealogy to every board on this website
when I come to /jp/, I come for OTAKU CULTURE, not for politics

>>34639109
>>34639203
Fitting

It's up on /qst/

>>34639109
aries
satok

You die. As you attempt to enter the Pearly Gates, the Archangel Michael stops you and informs you that your eligibility to enter Heaven will be determined solely upon the quality and content of your /07/th posts. How are your chances?

>>34639265
?

>>34639298
I kill the archangel with my gauntlet

>>34639298
>several loli lewdposts
Straight to hell. All the way down. Worth it.

>>34639298
I'm in.

>>34639298
mysterybros straight up to heaven for their incredibly high quality content

>>34639298
>RIKA LOOKS

>>34639298
He lets me in because he's also a Takanofag

>>34639109
>my horoscope is hamster
guess my favorite wtc

>>34639109
Virgo
Erika

>no mystery
I sleep

>>34639298
>wow you're the "didn't ask" poster? of course we'll let you in … after a 100 years in purgatory

>>34639616
dont care

>>34639442
It's epic bern!

>>34639298
BETTER TO REIGN IN HELL THAN SERVE IN HEAVEN

>>34639442
Post the vore one

>>34639638
>he doesn't know

>>34639298
>turkish dlanor and rika posts
inshallah he'll let me in

>>34639298
Depends on whether angels are on board with Satokoposting or not.

do you think Battler can beat George in a fight?

>>34639699
nonces go to hell

>>34639298
>Chin and dlanor posting
Yeah i'm making it in B)

>>34639708
We never seen battler fight so i'm giving it to the incel

Shion or Takano?

Is God okay with me fapping to futanari porn of Lambdadelta?

CHECK HIS TWITTER
IT'S HAPPENING

>>34639784
>futafag
more gay than a gay pornstar, not even s*tan wants you

>>34639804
I'm not into men, even crossdressing ones. I even think tomboys are disgusting. I quite literally cannot be called gay.

which religion forbids using the word "satan" ?

Lucifer > Satan
Satan is a cringelord

>>34639830
socialism and ecologism

Just killed all the angels in heaven. Humanity has been freed with my own two hands.

>>34639717
but Battler is physically stronger

my chinese wife lingji

>>34639852

What's on your mind? Say it.

>>34639892
i'm going to sleep

>>34639874
So we meet... at last.

>>34639892
UOOOHHH! CHILD DELICIOUS! CHILD'S BRAIN AND INTESTINE! DELICIOUS... ;_;

>>34639892
I should be doing something else

>>34639899
I want to make babies with Chuu2nyuu

>>34639892
I'm tempted to remake this image with the R07 sprites.

>>34639892
KANON IS A CUTE TOMBOY

want a quick way to see if someone has weed brain-rot?
just ask them what they think of a katana
it's a bad and ugly weapon, but of course the j*ps pretend otherwise
if they've got any sense in them they will tell you this

>>34639924
Do it.

>>34639892
I'M FUCKING CRAZY AND INSANE BUT I'M AFRAID TO ASK FOR HELP BECAUSE I'LL BE RIGHTFULLY TOLD THAT I'M CRAZY

Satokooo!! Where are my teendieees??

>>34639928
SILENCE, VERMIN!

You think Rika likes Gundam? 0079 existed already in 1983 so she is highly likely to have watched it several times.

>>34639892
I'm going to become an artist so I can draw porn of my WTC

what is it with autistic and chicken nuggets?
I never got the joke
Why would someone willingly eat that disgusting crap if they had a choice?

>>34640002
It's a kid's food in burgerland. Of course manchildren would be attached to it.

im literally satoko irl

>>34640002
What is it with autistic people and posts like this?
Also lmao, you didn't get the quads nerd.

>>34640017
what kind of parent would feed their kid chicken nuggets? especially american chicken nuggets

>>34640019
You deserve to die.

I had a dream where I was Rosa and beat up Maria. Somehow she knew that I wasn't really her mom.

>>34640032
Amercians duh

>>34639892
I wish i could find a girl with similar obscure interests and a similar lived experience to mine so we could cuddle each other

I dreamed Featherine turned me into a girl and had sex with me. Possible it was a punishment for shitposting about her dick on jaypee.

>>34640057
For me it's impossible. No one in the entire world shares my combination of interests.

>>34640059
>punishment

>>34640043
don't they care about their children?
or are americans not informed about what their food contains?
like, it's so fucked up, I've heard that companies over there have put small bits of metal in baby food, BABY FOOD for Christ's sake.

>>34640059
fuck, last night I dreamt of Ooishi in his car calling Chie sensei and telling her I've found the secret of Hinamizawa and I'll only tell you if you suck my dick, and she does, and that felt good

Cringeworthy hours

>>34640078
didnt ask

>dream talk
What should I lucid dream about tonight? I got no ideas.

I don't want to wait all this time for more Satoko give her to me now Ryukishi and then give me more Ciconia

>hmm, today I'll make myself a nice meal consisting of high-fructose corn-syrup, basedbeans and various preservations and flavor enhancers that are bad for me

>>34640086
Ruined the entire thread with that reply.
Scum.

>>34640086
I did

>>34639927
BASED TRUTH OF ROKKENJIMA

Italianon should read Ciconia already. It's Ryukishi's toughest mystery yet.

>>34640097
You think you crying about cringey posts is any better than that?

kanon is a tomgirl

>>34640111
He read it and CMON ANON

kanon is CWC. I refuse to elaborate.

Featherine vs Evatrice
Who is the definitive mommy witch?

>>34640111
i read it
just i am waiting ep 2 to understand if is a mystery or not

>>34640111
it's not HARD per se, it's just that you can't know anything for sure, and no, that's not just because we only have phase 1. due to personalities, being able to implant memories and programs into flesh bodies and people like Miyao being able to imagine 100 of people nothing can actually be said. I don't know if Ryukishi realized what a mess he had created when he was thinking up the story.

I solved Ciconia. Send me some Beatocoin and I will PM you the answer.

so true

>"""""imageboard"""""
>less than 1/5 of posts have an image attached

George ate Lambdadelta
The real truth of Umineko

Which WTC did I just fuck?

mystery tomorrow

>>34640265
I couldn't care less rat bastard

>>34640289
;_;

>>34640164
sent :)

>>34639998
please god give us the vore we need

If a talented artist were to draw you a single piece of WTC fetish art, what would it be?

if kid you saw the present you they would weep in shame

>>34640341
He would kneel. I achieved my childhood dreams.

>>34640232
Handbadelta

>>34639963
*huff* I... *huff* I got something better! *huff* Just wait a bit longer!

>>34640363
-of being a loser with fucked up fetishes that spends all of his time on the internet because he doesn't have any friends?

>>34640092
Molesting Bern's tummy.

>>34640341
Kid me would be horrified at adult me, but I would beat the crap out of kid me regardless of how he felt. Little retard deserves it.

>>34640381
My dream was to be happy since I was such a miserable kid. I'm most certainly happy right now, content with the simple pleasures of shitposting and engaging in creative activities.

>>34640135
Eva is a fucking whore fuck her no

>imageboard
>no one posts images

>>34640426
If there was an active textboard that discussed WTC I would go there, retarded Mionposter.

>>34640426
Ah yes, time to post Battler.png for the seven hundredth time

>Hehehehehe lois remember the time i helped /jp/ save Christmas

>>34640338
either that scene where Bernkastel swallows Lambda, or Lambda swallowing a semi-candyfied Battler and Ange.
internal shots, dark lighting, shiny saliva strings bubbles and reflections, interesting angles, sensual, sexy expressions, the works, I want the hottest vore pics imaginable with these wonderful, wonderful girls as preds.

>>34640426
Yeah, what happened to these threads reaching the image limit?

Here, I'll post an image

I want Bern to psychologically torture me like a cat playing with its already subdued prey

Imagine her light frame straddling your chest as she caresses your trachea with her sharp nails

Is what is better, FMA or FMAB?

>>34640506
I only watched FMAB and it's kino

who's also like ooishi can't live without the AC?

>>34640506
FMAB. Used to think otherwise before I watched the whole thing. I rewatched FMA and I was weirded out.

>>34640550
really?
I first watched FMA, then FMAB
I thought that FMAB was better for a while until I rewatched 2003 and found it was better 4

>>34639109
Cancer
Satoko, who is also cancer

>>34640451
feels moment
but fun when after Santa Cluas was good again i put inside every present a copy of my manifesto, because there is no greater gift than knowledge

>>34640605
shut up italiantranny

>>34640610
mad 1-bit goat

>>34639109
Aries
Satoko

>>34640605
It was truly a /jp/ Christmas special

>>34640633
i will remember it forever

>>34640436
That's not Mion, that's Shion loli retard.

mystery of the dancing Israelis

meepkah

I want to YANK on Bern's TAIL

>left, me, saying that liking futa makes you gay
>right, faggots, crying in defense of futa cocks

>>34640798
cringe post
cringe pic
everything about your existence reeks of cringe
never post again

>>34640798
It's been established since the beginning of time that if you like cocks and you're not a woman you're gay

>>34640798
bäsëð
read like be(kinda)s(the e in bet)th

>>34640834
If I stop posting, this general will be as good as dead.

>>34640873
no I'm here you're not required nor welcomed

>>34640798
How come every time I see a picture of this scene all I can think about is how much I wanna lick Lambda's thighs?

I wonder what number we are at
don't know why we keep on having these continuously, day after day, week after week when there is nothing to say

>left, virgin, telling me that I'm neither required nor welcome
>right, me, knowing that this general needs and cherishes me

>right, anti-futa fag calling futas gay (not true)
>left, me, about to rape him with my futa cock

>>34640894
Because all of us have love and need an outlet, because our friends won't take the time to read the games and you're literally the only people who talk about them, and because there's that small, tiniest fraction of hope that someday I'll come in here and find something that makes me horny, fulfilling a highly specific niche involving my favorite girls. That's why these threads will exist for all time.

meepkah

>meepkah

>le epik cringe face

>>34640989
>meepkah but in bern voice

Bern gets hit by a car fragment

What the fuck is a meepkah

the madokafag ITT

>>34641012
>Rika but Bern
Kino

>>34641037
~mii. lurk more nanodesu

Turkish Dlanor will save this thread!

>>34641089
She should save the lira before trying her hands at something important LMAO

sorry bros this thread is dead so you know what that means. hanyuuposting time

>>34641143
I'm not your brother

THIS IS FOR ALL THAT SPICY KIMCHI RIKA

>>34641150
whatever you say, hito no ko.... next page please

>>34641104
Don't disrespect the lira gre*k dog, or else we'll destroy your economy again

>>34640506
The manga

>>34641089
Not if I have anything to say about it!

>>34639109
Libra
Satoko / Lambda

>>34641272
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO GREEKS BTFO YET AGAIN HAHAHAHA

>>34641291

>>34641303

>>34641037
"Meep" is a translation for Rika's "mii" used in some stuff. "Ka" is just "Ka" from Rika.

So anon, why are you spending a Friday night alone on /jp/? You DO have friends, don't you?

meepkah

Nigkah

>>34641566
My stomach hurts

Is Bern flattered or disgusted by all the otaku across the world that worship her?

>>34641716
Pretends it's disgusting to get more worshippers

>>34641716
Secretly flattered and a little embarrassed, will never let it show though.

Bern would probably ahegao if you touched her tummy enough.

>>34638564
god i love these semen demons pls invade my dreams rikachan and satoko

What did DEEN mean by this?

>>34641776
Freedom digits confirm

Kanon is a cute "tomboy" ;-)

Bern completely out of character begging for your company

>>34642005
this but for your dick

I love Rena.

having gay sex with kanon while italianon watches from the closet

>>34642202
I'm going to molest her anon

>>34642214
Can I watch?

>>34642231
Yes!

>>34642242
Sweet! It's a date then.

>>34642005
I'll be friends with this lonely friendless meta entity that everyone is too creeped out by or intimidated by to approach.

I want to cuddlerape Bernkastel without her consent

>>34642275
I want to rape (You) to see how you like it

i want to sexually harass ange as a book publisher and threaten to steal the copyright to her book series if she fights back

Doujin where Bernkastel is surrounded by a bunch of fat, faceless, sweaty otaku, who hold her down and vigorously rub her tummy in various different ways for over an hour and then walk away without doing anything else

Satoko was literally handcrafted for faceless, repulsive, fat, old and smelly men

>>34641566
I always stay in on Fridays, Saturdays are for events. I'm going out to a garden with my mom and we're going to take photos of flowers and stuff while chatting.

>>34642501
**Ange

>>34642512
oops meant Rika haha
I'm trans btw

Satoko makes me so hard I can use my cock to punch consistent holes into doors and wooden desks