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>>3462711
Why is the useless bunny slut holding a transparent cake?

I would eat Mokou's pancakes every day.

;_;

Where's my Suwako cake?

>>3462722
Looking at Reisen's eyes will cause you to go mad.
It's like taking a trip without the drugs.

Mokou, Alice, Flandre, Marisa, and Youmu are the only ones I'd trust for actually putting personal work on their (pan)cake. I'm sure Tewi put effort into what she has, but I wouldn't touch it with an eleven-foot pole.

And then there's Flandre's mystery surprise ...

>>3462751
>And then there's Flandre's mystery surprise ...
Probably a chopped off penis or something.

>>3462751
it's bleeding purple blood, i dun blame you.

what happened to youmu's cake..?

>>3462782
Yuyuko happened to it.

(I would take the pancakes, myself. I fucking love pancakes.)

>>3462787
is THAT what the text says?

i'd go for yukari's, the red looks delicious.

Danbooru has the translation on some of them.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/501541

>>3462793
I'd call the cake itself harmless. It's the white stuff on it that concerns me, considering who it is coming from.

>>3462803
don't tell me she has a penis.

>>3462816
More probably borrowed someone else's with a gap. A futa is fine too.

Kaguya's cake concerns me, what with the big red X on top and the pills for garnish.

I second the vote for Mokou's pancakes.

I'd eat Mokou's pancakes, feeling the simple yet enjoyable flavour in every bite, while shedding tears of joy.
Mokou ;__;

Can anybody translate this?

>>3462816
It does not need to be a penis. Yukari could own several sexual organs you did not know existed.

>>3462856
this excites me for some reason.

>>3462836
is there any way to salvage it?

>>3462722
You never played Imperishable Night? Most, if not all, of Reisen's spellcards involved her red eyes flashing to cause the bullets to 1) duplicate themselves, 2) shift around (like entire waves moving to the right or left), and 3) turning transparent.

Thus, Reisen made her single cake slice to duplicate into two *AND* head straight for your mouth. It's going to hit the hitbox in your MOUTH and then incapacitate you with its sugary goodness. Mmmmm.... Fuck, I wish there was a decent bakery/cake shop around here.

What kind of cake would Sanae make?

>>3463049
Boston cream pie.

ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jpg

>>3463049
The same one as Yukari (except with more secret ingredient x).

See >>3462803

I'd take Alice's

Alice should have made a chocolate cake.

<- Heavenly peach cobbler?

>>3462711
No matter how many times this is posted, I will always choose Mokou's pancakes. Surely she wouldn't have put those poisonous mushrooms in it, right?

Also, the text in the background needs to get translated.

>>3463091
Peppered with caltrops, yes.

Moekou

ALWAYS BET ON REMI

>>3463017
>Thus, Reisen's made a single cake slice to duplicate into two *AND* head straight for your mouth. It's going to hit the hitbox in your MOUTH and then incapacitate your tastebuds with its SUGARY GOODNESS. And it's part of this complete breakfast too! REISEN'S! IT'S CAKE, FOR BREAKFAST!

>>3463139
Silly rabbit, cakes are for kids.

Reisen had at least good idea to bring 2 pieces of cake instead of just one, I like that.
Also: mmm pancakes.

>>3463211
Sorry to break it to you, but she didn't bring anything.
IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD!

>>3463211
She's using her mind tricks on you. Look closely.

>>3462711
Mokou probably doesn't care enough to make me pancakes. Alice is probably a bitch. Yukari is probably trolling me. Flandre will kill me. Kaguya is attempting to troll me. Remilia will probably kill me and drink my blood. Reisen will take advantage of me. Marisa is too fickle. Tewi is obviously trying to troll me. Youmu's might have been good if Yukari didn't eat it.

>Reisen will take advantage of me.
That doesn't sound bad at all.

>Youmu's might have been good if Yukari didn't eat it.
ahem

>>3463286
>Mokou probably doesn't care enough to make me pancakes.
There's pancakes right there for you.

Suppose Ran made Yukari's cake and if so, I'd go for it.

>>3463315
Shit, meant Yuyuko.

Yukari's was probably made from someone, based on how much it looks like a cross section or whatever it should be called.

Mokou's, Alice's, Remilia's and Marisa's should be the best and safer ones to eat. Especially Marisa's. Hmm, stars. They're supposed to be sweet, right? I wonder if they explode in your mouth. Or, actually... if they shoot beams in your mouth.

>>3463414
>I wonder if they explode in your mouth. Or, actually... if they shoot beams in your mouth.

>>3463414
But Marisa's stars are born from LOVE. The love would just BURST from the cake like a dazzling BLAST and you'd be overwhelmed with EUPHORIA as you bask in the LIGHT from the stars. It'll be the best cake ever.

Then you lose a life and 2 Power stars.

>>3463414
>Yukari's was probably made from someone, based on how much it looks like a cross section or whatever it should be called.

meatcake? yes please.

Reisen's.
All the taste, and 0 calories!

>>3463414
>They're supposed to be sweet, right?
Weirdest part of SSiB.

>>3463632
>>3463414

>>3463860
what

>>3463860
Now with TRIPPING BALLS

>>3463897
Now with 4koma format.

>>3463897
Now with 4koma format.

Someone post some Touhou x Mother

I think Flandre's cake might be an "eye" she ripped out of someone.

I remember someone positing the theory that Yukari stole the cake from Youmu since Yukari's cake has cherry blossoms.

>>3464133
Ok.
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?dnydigd2jmn
(Also, this is not a Touhou EB hack, but an RPG Maker game. Cheap production values ahead.)

>>3464133

>>3462711
Translation please.

>>3464232
Partial:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/501541