/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Lambdadelta's futa cock

NO ONE ASKED

REMEMBER THAT PEOPLE HERE HAVE NO HEART AND LEFT ME ALONE WITH MY MYSTERY

MY HEART WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS BETRAYL

>>34611099
We already told you what you need to do; the solution.
You consider this a problem right? Of course you do, and to solve it, THE SOLUTION IS IN FRONT OF YOU. USE IT.

The new "mystery" is up: >>>/qst/4790897

I'm too pea brain for this mystery

kino

no-one:
literally no-one:
figuratively no-one:
metaphysically no-one:
theoretically no-one:
de jure no-one
de facto no-one:
potentially no-one:
anon: *posts this thread and advertises it in the former one with several hours left*

no-one:
literally no-one:
figuratively no-one:
metaphysically no-one:
theoretically no-one:
de jure no-one
de facto no-one:
potentially no-one:
anon: ERM GUYS I THINK I JUST FOUND AN CHUNGUS IN THE SUCIDE FOREST!

Do you guys think italianon is here?

>>34611466
no but my cock is in your mother lol

>>34611466
here anon

>>34611077
>>34611445
>>34611458
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET IT I FUCKED UP PLEASE FORGIVE ME ALREADY

>>34610980
Pattler.... Had a hard life....

>LOOK AT ME I PHOTOSHOPPED A 07 CHARACTER IN A HISTORICAL IMAGE AREN'T I FUNNY?
>WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING!? HELLO? I'M HILARIOUS YOU GUYS
>MAN YOU GUYS JUST HAVE SHIT TASTE
>IT WAS ALWAYS VERY FUNNY AND IS NOT OVERDONE AT ALL
>I AM A SILLY CARIACTURE

>>34611694
You forgot the image

>>34611694
>GREEN TEXT GREEN TEXT BEING SELF IRONIC MAKES THE POST EVEN FUNNIER XD
I can smell the soi and estrogen radiating off this post, I can envision your tiny frail small wristed body hunched over trying to open your soi latte to put in the recommended amount of estrogen from dr.Goldenberg. You will never be a woman, you have no ovaries, no womb. Please it's not too late to get mental help and to stop before you make a gash wound between your legs

Damn adult Rika looks like that?

>>34611734
hit me up on kick and I will literally send you a picture of my penis

*SIGH* I guess this is yet another thread where /07/ picks on the cool and based guy YET again... Soon all you fucking trolls will pay....

>>34611763
>a homo on /07/

>>34611787
>m*onnigger thinks he's better than trannies, furries or homos
lololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo

I LOST BUT THE EVIL WITCH TRICKED ME INTO THINKING I WAS A WINNER

>>34611822
Jesus fucking Christ, Italianon. You won. Accept it.

what's poppin' gamers.

>people are trying to be funny again
>-and failing, as usual

>wins
>complains about it
Sasuga.

>>34611805
>UH DUDE DA IMAGE YOU USED HAS A GIRL IN IT SO YOU MUST BE A MASSIVE WAIFU FAG LIKE ME!

Bro don't you think it's time you clean out your wound

>>34611827
FUCK OFF I LOST

IF EVERYONE SAID THE TRUTH THHEN EVEN THE LIARSSAID THE TRUTH

ABSURD

I LOST STOP

>>34611855
>everyone I don't like is a tranny
don't you think it's time to take your medication?

>>34611855
>>>/v/

Bernkastel looks up in horror

>>34611887
>>34611906
>WOW IT'S THE SAME THREAD WHERE WE PICK ON THE COOL AND BASED GUY YET AGAIN XD WE VERY FUNNY XDD
You guys are gonna awaken something inside me and you're NOT gonna like it....

>>34611839
*SIGH* I know.... all i want to do is post about satokei and satoxrika ship wars! *Stretches in a way that my balls fall out of my shorts* Opps lol my bad hahahaha....

>>34611939
Watch out guys, he's gonna write a giant seething wall of text again!

Why can't he just understand that authors can make mistakes?

This is now a Dlanor thread, post cute dlanors!

>>34611758
yes without huge bonkers

Why do I come to these threads

Why is this little brat so smug?

>>34611758
no

>>34611978
ARRRGH *body begins morphing* RUN! I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU! * Claws appears out of my hands*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMDcYX2wRSg

>40 posts
>11 posters

>>34611984

>>34612024
Not so smug anymore

>>34612031
mion still sux btw lmao

Ciao, Italianon here. Is there any black men on here also in Italy interested in relationship?

>>34612059
>mion still sux btw lmao
Woah really? damn

>>34612078
What?? italianon a refugee lover??? Dude so cringe!

>>34611984
Not even a mistake, you just gotta say each purple statements are isolated from each other.

>>34612127
A PURPLE TRUTH IS RED TRUTH ANON

TRUE WITHOUT GIVING A REASON WHY

>>34612163
Do pushups.

>>34612163
He just explained it to you.

Is that italianon? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Milan Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest and wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had italianon screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. We've been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" italianon, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
That nigga stole my heart and drank my seed.

>>34611805
You have to be a pretty damn boring person to be a Mionfag, a generic soft-hearted "tomboy" stereotype waifubait with few character flaws (that don't just add to her moe factor mind you), too pure of a person and zero character development. She probably was their waifu when they were growing up.

>>34612183

I'm gonna expand my 07th alright

>>34612024

I'm gonna expand my 0.7" alright

34th expansion

>>34612280
>>34611839

>>34612024
I hate this little meeper

>>34612318
Does it mean I'm funny?

>>34612380
why does rika kind of look like she's enjoying it

>>34612024
I'm pretty sure I have thought about her every day for half a decade now.

>>34612504
Her tongue...

>>34612183
Italianon is this true?

>YOU'RE gonna make US squirt ojou juice until we pass out, is it? Give me a break anon. There's no way you could pull that off. Now shoo, this is a girls only campus.

Rick and Seth from Higurashi

>>34612620
What can I say? I'm damn good at blowjobs

>>34612629
Higher Ashes.

I must lick Satoko's fang

>>34612684
Satoko can't give Rika a blowjob because of her oversized fang.

any good vns on sale?

Kissing Satoko but having her accidentally bite you with her fang at the same time

>>34612732
>good
>VN
pick one

>>34612761
anon... we're not on /v/ right now...

>>34612751
I have zero issues with that

Satoko rimming your arse but she accidentally punctures your asshole

>>34612933
worth it.

Satoko just randomly biting you for no reason

Satoko ripping out your jugular

>>34612954
>>34612972
I would welcome that.

Satoko walking over and casually nibbling your ear like it's nothing out of the ordinary and then returning to her seat while the rest of the club stares at her

>>34613172
Satoko sitting on your lap in the middle of lunch!
Satoko hugging you spontaneously!
Satoko turning her chair to talk to you as soon as lessons end!
Satoko feeding you your lunch!
Satoko giving you a hickey in the middle of school in front of everyone!
Satoko making out with you while she's supposed to be studying!
Satoko visiting you in the middle of the school week for 'study lessons'!
Satoko constantly planting traps so you both can't get to lessons on time!
Satoko saying there's no point in rushing if you're already going to be late!
Satoko holding your hand all the way home - not even letting go once you get there!
Satoko telling you she can't call you nii-nii because she thinks you're more than a brother to her!
Satoko moaning nii-nii while clinging to you passionately anyway!
Satoko!

>>34613288
Fuck fuck fuck why did you remind me of that fuck

>>34611099
maybe learn english and stop giving your characters fucking superpowers?

>>34612461
She's a sub.

>>34611099
1. Your English sucks and it's kinda hard to read anything you write, either learn English or get spell check I don't care which.
2. Stop giving your characters superpowers keep it grounded.
3 You're a charisma black hole bud nothing I can do to help that.

>>34612732
Yuno and Steins;Gate were on sale this week but it's probably over

>>34613421
nah, italianon is a bit charismatic I'd say, or maybe I'm just being nice...

>>34613288
I appreciate this post

Don't worry anon, Nurse Rena is here to give you an injection!

>>34613484
And I appreciate you, anon!

>>34613511
I hope it's a suppository

>>34613511

>>34612732
Zero Escape is down to 12 bucks right now for the first two games and 16 for all three. The third game is too dull for me to finish though (also not a VN).

The 9-nine bundle is on sale if you like sister-fucking.

>>34613599

Convince me to masturbate to Satoko Houjou.

I've only used Photoshop to make cutouts and incredibly basic edits so far and I'd like to branch out. Pic related is the last cutout I made, for reference.
What are some basic edits I could practice making? How simple would it be to, say, add a blush to a screencap of a character?

>>34613661
No. I don't think you should.

>>34613669
rly easy. select skin with magic wand. select skin tone with dropper and make it more red. make big low hardness brush and paint lightly.

>>34613661
Don't masturbate for two days so it'll feel really good.

just feel like tell I hate trans gender scum

>>34613757
Way ahead of you.

>>34613767
boy ladies are weird and touch me everywhere

>>34613774
shut up, SHUT. UP.

>>34613788
you will not have kids

>>34613424
the sale isn't over
how's yuno? I've heard it was a revolutionary vn but don't know anything else
>>34613587
I still haven't played VLR, too lazy to play it

>>34612732
Fata Morgana no Yakata is 50% off.

>>34613768
well then why contain it

>>34613421
anon if italianon wasn't charismatic he'd just be any old schizo

Dear anons do iwahime reaches R07 level of sadism and pain?

>>34613774
>>34613797
hahahah loli ange hahaha.....

Who can stop him?

>>34613903
giant ghost hanyuu slaps him

>>34613903
Only an angel can stop a demon

>>34613908
That would only make him angrier

>>34613885
Its the most rapey thing he's ever written. Musubihime is very depressing.

It's a very good story, the only con is if you're expecting a protagonist like K1 or Battler, you'll be disappointed. He's a very white bread VN protagonist. Besides that though it's great.

>>34613815
YU-NO is pretty decent, although it goes too fucking crazy 2 thirds into the game. There's an epilogue that's very fucking long and timeline traveling stuff where you need one item from one timeline to fix another and so on. It's definitely fun.

>>34613913
not a hand slap

Does Bernkastel ever cry?

>>34613984
Yes, the text points out she cries (including having snot falling out of her nose) when Battler beats her up in EP8. Sadly she doesn't have a crying sprite.

One for a silly but adorable ghost

>>34613984
>>34614016
The manga provides luckily

>>34614016
The great witch Bernkastel humiliated to the point of crying with snot running out of her nose...
H-h-hauu, I'm taking her home with me!

would you a Flareon

>>34614044
I prefer Jolteon myself.

She's so cute bros!!

ITALIANON YOU LOST

>>34613669
Can you make a cutout of Satoko in episode 9 when she looks disappointed after finding out Keiichi's parents are coming back the next day?

>>34613903
AIR CONDITIONER: OFF
MAEBARA-SAN: NOT DOMO
SONOZAKI'S: ELIMINATED

>>34614447
This scene?

>>34614481
Yes. The facial expression she makes after that. Wait a sec I'll post a screenshot.
Though I wouldn't mind a cutout of Satoko in the "If you'd like--" scene either.

>>34614034
bernkastel is so cute when she's in pain

>>34614504
What the heck, I'll do both.

>>34614481
>>34614504
this one here

>>34614519
Thank you!

>SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO SATOKO
SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUP

>>34614522
Hmm, on a closer look I'm not sure how to pull that one off without making her hands look weird. I suck at redrawing. I'll do the other one for sure, at least.

>>34614542
ok... sorry.....

>>34614536
Did you want the first one with subs in frame or without?

>>34614557

>>34614558
MMMMMMMMM that's a difficult decision to make.
Can you do both?

>>34614567
:)

>>34613774
mm tasty

>>34614573
Sure.

are americanos waking up??

maria and loli ange

>>34614601
Anon americanos are about to go to bed

>>34614601
not even close

>>34614605
>Tfw loli ange,maria,satoko,rika,hanyuu and Dlanor will never be your daughters

>>34614612
>>34614606
huh? I thought euros are, not Americans

>>34612026
Yes.

>>34614617
????

>>34614617
It's 9 over here in Indiana bro!, we are six hours behind compared to bongland

>>34614628
It's late for euros how can it be late for americans too...

>>34614606
then which boogeyman do we blame this time?

>>34614633
>living in Indiana

>>34613767
shannon i rabu yu

>>34614522
that little skin in her armpit. I want to squeeze it.

>>34614616
Remove Ange and Hanyuu and I'm good.

>>34614636
it's well after primtime in europe and 9pm on the east coast. there's still several hours of american primetime left.

>>34614644
Not right now anon, she is sad.

>>34614637
The turks

Good morning, I loooooove Satoko!

>>34614673
Same.

>>34614673
imagine lambdadoko using her mouth

>>34614638
Imagine living in a cuckpod for the majority of your life, God I love being an American and I love being a Hoosier. Fresh air, freedom, my fellow Hoosiers are perhaps the kindest and most humble people in all of America. I'm certain Indiana alone could take over half of Europe. Indiana is the golden land for me!

>>34614692
>Fresh air
lolwat

>>34614651
All i need is Dlanor!

>>34614699
br*ts cannot even comprehend the feeling of fresh, clear, 100% pure American air... so sad...

>>34614709
there's no way today's cities have true fresh air, unless you're from a rural area, stop kidding yourself

>>34614699
Guess how i know you've never been to America?? Rural Indiana is heaven, I'm at peace with life when I can sit out on my porch and just stare out into the wide and open fields. Nobody around for miles, and all you hear is the sweet summer music from nature. God I love my state so fucking much, I pity anyone who never grew up here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5kaDzNJVjM&t=676s

>>34614725
once you get a taste of American air, you can't go back... i literally suffocate in these foreign shitholes that don't have my god-given American air. it just might be me, but America is the one place where i can call my home, America is my one and only pride, my body may be in Canada, but my heart lies in the country of Red, White, and Blue, that's right, America...

>>34614733
shut up..

>>34614733
god its fuckin beautiful, god bless this country

>>34614692
I expect you to slowly end up specifying exactly where you live. First it's America, then it's Indiana. When are you gonna say which county in Indiana's the best? Then what city's the best? How long until you end up telling us your exact address just so you can say it has the best air in the world or whatever the fuck you're on about at the time?

>>34614522
I wonder why she made this expression here.
The pessimistic side of me says that she was just disappointed that she couldn't get K1 alone for use in her ebin witch plans anymore, but another part of me would rather believe that she really did just want to keep enjoying the feeling of having a nii-nii again, even if only for a little bit. Is that so wrong to hope for?
*Disclaimer: I'm totally a shipfag but I'm not trying to imply anything non-platonic here.

>>34614764
It's not too late anon, you may have missed the prime years of growing up in rural Indiana and experiencing your first love with the girl who built a fort in the woods, but that doesn't mean it still can't happen. Indiana is the golden land where all pure dreams can come true. If you're ever seeking peace in your life come home anon...

Which WTCs would listen to Once in a Lifetime by The Talking Heads?

>AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA
Come on now, it's not that great. I was planning on moving there until I saw the riots the last year and holy shit, everyone is shooting each other on the streets, people barging on stores (especially niggers) stealing everything and all of this lasted for more than a month.
I saw some videos and I got scared, I'm from a third world shithole and I don't want to move to another one, that's why I'm going to Canada instead.

>>34614787
Satoko is different from Rika in that she actually enjoys the loops and her interactions in them. So this whole exchange was probably a happy one for her even if she had other plans for later.
What strikes me as odd is how Satoko didn't expect Keiichi's parents to call despite it being an event that happens in Tatarigoroshi. After all, Satoko even expected the poop joke Keiichi was about to make.

>>34614784
Anon i simply want to let europoors know they have a home in Indiana if they ever want peace in their lives!

>34614797
this is bait

Consider the following scenario: Bernkastel and Lambdadelta as your teenage daughterus who are both currently going through an angsty chuuni rebellious phase

>>34614840
No.

>>34614797
Anon in Canada, you have no freedom. the media in America is cancer who doesn't care about the truth and only shows race-baiting propaganda so they boost up those views. in order to achieve true serenity in Indiana, you must disconnect yourself from all news and politics!

>>34614797
Every single thing you're bringing up takes place exclusively in blue cities and nowhere else in the country, anon. These cities occupy less than 10% of the country's land, and 10% is being EXTREMELY generous.

>>34614733
hella yeah brother the country is nice. i woudln't want to live there but the fact of the matter is that it's only a few minutes drive to more wide open spaces than one man could explore in a lifetime

The 7th expansion Satoko has caused in my pants today.

>>34614891
Only Satoko's smell, Satoko's feet, or Satoko's future voracious nature can do this to me.

>>34614856
Yeah I heard it's really cucked, can't be worse than aussie though right?
>>34614873
Hmm, but Biden won so I guess all of america is blue now? :=)

He keeps making this stupid little face

Would Satoko have been okay if she had made it to adulthood?

>>34614912
No.

>>34614919
makes me cringe every time

>>34614919
Don't post /trash/ tier content here agian.

>>34614912
She was always a ticking time bomb.
The most sensible option would have been to marry her off to Keiichi and stay in Hinamizawa or something. This way her stress levels wouldn't have hit critical levels.

>>34614925
It's the potential reality of a school drop out.

>>34614902
Rigged election

>>34614902
I'm here to talk about witch waifus, not get into a /pol/ argument about the commander-in-thief

>>34614932
I don't care make her a slut but get rid of the black cuckshit

>>34614944
wut?

>>34614948
The black heart anon

>>34614925

>>34614953
Are you getting mixed up with a black spade?

>>34614573
Are these acceptable?

>>34614983
Yeah absolutely!
Thanks a lot!

>>34614983
If you spot any mistakes, let me know so I can do better in the future.

>>34614994
very based

>>34614919
why are brown and tan girls so hot but gyaru is so fucking disgusting and unappealing? God all gyarus look like fucking raccoons. This is a shitty meme edit but there are people who really unironically try to look like this and think this actually looks good. Asians trying to be black doesn't work. It looks fucking abhorrent, it looks like fucking shit, your face looks like a raccoon, you look like a clown, you look like somebody vomited on your face and you turned it into clown makeup, you look like a furry cosplayer,. people who dress like this just need to suck a shotgun because they're contributing nothing but garbage to the world and they're already a social outcast. It's not even the good kind of counterculture, it's just a celebration of genuine ugliness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGLSZ2Lm588

>>34615014
most gyarus smoke, too, as if their looks alone aren't vomit-inducing enough.

Alright, now the difficult part.
I have a rough cutout made but I have no idea what to do with the hands and the redrawing skills of a blind monkey with Parkinson's. Any ideas?

>>34615200
ok this does look weird
Maybe just made a cutout of her head?

>>34615200
>>34615217
Or wait, how about you include the curtain and door frame but not the rest?

Nobody understands ange...

>>34615224
I could do that, but since that kind of defeats the point of a cutout I'm hoping to come up with something that keeps the whole thing transparent first. I'll keep messing with it until like this time tomorrow.

>>34615238
post hidden.

>>34615244
:(

Hanyuu!

>>34615238
s-she's so cool and brooding, just like my japanese anime characters

>>34612732
Wonderful Everyday is on sale

>>34615271
Ange is that girl at school who never takes showers and wears military boots and a trench coat.

Don't care, didn't ask.

>>34615484
Don't ask, didn't care

>>34615484
Heh, repeat that in red.

>>34615515
Why is black battler so long?

>>34615617
artist fault

>>34615617
I've wondered this for many years but why is he called black battler if he isn't black?

>>34615681
Blacks don't exist in the world of Higurashi and umineko

>i wanna adopt satoko
>imagine having dlanor daughteru
>i want rika maria and roriange to call me papa
What causes people to make posts like this?

>>34615730
A deep love for little girls

>>34615730
Loneliness usually

>>34615730
The protection and cultivation of the purest love imaginable!

>>34615730
pedos.

>>34615745
Can you explain further?

>>34615730
ai yo

>>34615771
Are we talking about platonic love or romantic love?

>>34615777
yes

>>34615777
storge

>>34615730
Fatherly drive that can't be fulfilled due to the impossibility of procreation.

There she goes, making that face again. What a kidder.

>>34613767

>>34615794
She looks like she just pissed herself.

>>34615770
They feel lonely and want someone to depend on them to make they feel needed

I don't want a daughter. I want a mother.

>>34615809
to make them* feel needed
damn typo

>>34615777
Platonic! I could never anything sexual with satoko! rika though....

I just found something really interesting... https://files.catbox.moe/63u31x.jpg

>>34615730
I'd be willing to work a shitty job and give up on my dreams just to make Satoko happy...

>>34615842
Battlerbros, tell me it isn't true.

>>34615853
I already do that lol

Everyone here wants to be a father or a son to some WTC girl. I, for example, wish I were Lambda's NBR son who she cares deeply about even if it's OOC for Lambda.

>>34615842
>Good art
:D
>Futaporn
:ꓷ

Getting through the day by thinking of Shion.
Have a nice day too, jaypee!

>>34616093
see >>34612184

Speaking of Shion, do you sometimes remember your first readthrough of Meakashi and get sad because you'll probably never experience another Shion pov story ever again? She seems to have been written out of Gou's latter half, and I can't come up with a satisfying explanation as to how that could be seen as just a red herring for Sotsu.

>>34616100
see >>34616123

>>34616123
Actually whenever I remember Watanagashi/Meakashi I get mad because I got fucking trolled by Ryukishit, at first I hated Mion so much in Watanagashi because I thought it was her then it turns out it's Shion in Meakashi, fuck Ryukishit.

>>34616123
I can never take your words as sincere. You sound so fake.

>>34616123
Shion's character arc has been resolved with Meakashi and Minagoroshi.

>>34616123
Does Shion have a futanari cock? No? Then I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT HER. STOP WASTING SPACE IN THIS THREAD.

>>34616143
I get that, I fucking hated Mion after Watanagashi and suspected her throughout the entire question arcs.
You don't just forget a hatred as burning hot as that...

meepkah

LADY LAMBDADELTA, PLEASE """""DON'T""""" TAKE ME TO THE VORE DIMENSION

LADY LAMBDADELTA, PLEASE """""DON'T""""" TURN ME INTO A LITTLE BOY AND REOPEN MY PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA

LADY LAMBDADELTA, PLEASE """""DON'T""""" TAKE MY FORSKIN

LADY LAMBDADELTA, PLEASE """""DON'T""""" RAPE ME WITH YOUR MASSIVE FUTANARI COCK

>>34616147
Well that's true, she might be the one girl with the best, most conclusive character arc, but still.
We thought the same thing about Rika, Mion and Rena too yet they got a whole lot of exposition and new conflict in Gou.
Though I'm kinda glad that Shion wasn't turned into a generic yandere for the sake of it.

>>34616181
Maybe she will develop in a similar way to Keiichi who got a whole lot of new issues thanks to memory leaks?

>>34616156
>i-its her twin aktually xDD
Fuck ryukishit and his embarrassing writing.

>>34616160
>>34616172
>>34616176
>>34616179
Why Lambda? Why not Bern or some other girl? It's like Lambda is always the one picked for bizarre fetish posts.

>>34616093
>>34616123
I really hate you. You keep coming back.

>>34616201
I love Bern but Lambda is the one who turns people into candy and says THIS

>>34616191
Shion as a protagonist and Satoko's savior in Sotsu would be a dream come true, but I think realistically enough to not expect any of that. At most we'll get some depressing scenes of her getting tortured by Mion again in Watadamashi's answer arc.
But maybe I'm too pessimistic, we'll see.

>>34616146
>>34616213
I have to ask, are you the same person?

>>34616201
Bern and Lambda are freaks, Lambda is the outwardly and explicitly horny one, anon.

Who's you're favorite /07/ poster bros!

>>34616251
mysterybros

>>34616251
The YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE ME REALLY PROUD anon

>>34616251
Anyone who replies to your posts and references me.

>>34616262
Same :)

>>34616251
Mysteryanons.

Hehehehe Keiichi-kun i'm stuck in the family guy world

>>34616251
Italianon!

>>34616285
What would be the rules of Family Guy's gameboard?

>>34616297
Blue truths would be represented by cut away gags

>>34616297
ask seth macfarlane.

>>34616297
>Hehehehe Beatrice remember the time gohda killed my parents with food bombs

>>34616285
>keiichi kun remember that time you beat me to death with a baseball bat

not funny didnt laugh

>>34616342
Want a cookie snowflake?

>>34616347
want some dick bitchboy?

All dreams will come true in the golden land bros...

>>34616354
I fucking DARE you to say that to my face

>>34616373
>I fucking DARE you to say that to my face

>>34616379
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>>34616373 (You)
>I fucking DARE you to say that to my face

>>34616389
Stop posting wojak it's not funny

>>34616431
Wait you're telling me the same image reused hundreds of times isn't funny? wow I'll stop just for you :) /S

>>34616441
you always say that yet you repost it each day

>>34616448
Yeah, what about it?

This is too fun.
https://vocaroo.com/12lrbaC2EKng

This thread is now dead, i proclaim it

>>34612276
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS? YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERYONE AROUND YOU IN HINAMIZAWA DIE. THINK, RIKA! YOU WON'T OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEING ON THIS FRAGMENT. YOU'LL DIE BEFORE YOU CAN SEE HINAMIZAWA CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY. EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER JUNE 23, 1983?

>>34616462
Nice.

>>34616453
What about it huh...

I feel an immense amount of pressure from my dick and forehead. It's far stronger in my forehead compared to in my dick.
Can any people who understand the paranormal explain this? Without a doubt something paranormal is happening to me.

mig 9

>>34616498
I also sometimes get some pleasure from my head when I roll my eyes out or when I'm'tited I don't know how to explain this

I can see ghosts but I'd never admit that in real life. I just pretend they aren't there and that I'm normal.

>>34613348
>>34613421

ENGLISH ENGLISH ENGLISH

FUCK OFF RETARD
everyone know it

stop crying like a faggot and cover yourself under this incompetence

>superpower
SUPERPOOWER ARE USED TO INCRESE THE CRIME POSSIBILITY
but a retard like you that never tried to solve Umineko or read a mystery novel will only complain
>charisma
people know WHO I AM AND YOU NOT
YOU ARE NOTHING MEANWHILE I AM ITALIANON

REMEMBER THIS

holy fucking shit i wake up and fucking grammar cucks complain at me.

>>34616681
Learn English. I'm an ESL with skin that's probably darker than yours and I managed. You have no excuse.

>>34616712
ENGLISH IS A SHIT LANGUAGE

learn english doesn't mean study or else mean remember 1000000 gorillion exceptions because their shit language can't use a grammar based on logic.

HOLY SHIT

PEOPLE CALL ME GAY, TRANNY, FAGGOT, IDIOT, ETC... BUT NOTHING GET ME SO MAD THEN LEARN ENGLISH.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE SCUM DO BUT I WANT KILL THEM ALL HOLY SHIT

>>34616719
If you aren't willing to learn English, then you clearly don't care about spreading the good word of Erikantrice to the English speaking world. Your theory gets a bad reputation in part due to your incomprehensible English.

>>34616727
Based, we should start speaking another language in these threads!

The Tower of Babel... it's crumbling. And after 1000 years of rebuilding it too.

>>34616738
I SPEAK IN MANY CHAT, IN MANY GROUPS FOR YEARS AND THE ONLY PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN'T UNDERSTAND ME IS THIS SHITHOLE

YOU HATE ME
YOU DON'T WANT PLAY WITH MY MYSTETY
ADMIT IT AND STOP COMPLAIN LIKE A BITCH.

>>34616759
Yes, I am a huge retard. And my skin is dark too. But I really want to participate in all the mysteries, including yours of course. I don't hate you. You're a funny guy in that one shitposting general on /jp/. If I hated you, I'd have used the scorpion charm a long time ago. So learn how to communicate properly, and then more people will understand what you're saying.
Also learning English is good for the brain. Turning down the offer to improve means that your intelligence has stagnated. A sign that you might not be as smart as you think.

>>34616789
>And my skin is dark too.
Let me guess: you're a Mionfag, aren't you?

>>34616789
>And my skin is dark too.
Let me guess: you're a rikafag aren't you?

>>34616789
Monkeys have a better memory then we humans
why?
because the section of the brain that make us learn language reduce the memory
>dark skin
WHY IMMIGRANTS ALWAYS COMPLAIN?

>>34616789
>And my skin is dark too
Berniebro?

>>34616802
Are you from the south or north Italianon??

>>34616806
fuck off mossad
i can't said it all italians are 100% romans
STOP COMPLAIN

>>34616794
>>34616801
>>34616804
All wrong. I'm a Rosafag.

>>34616819
>A-ALL ITALIANS ARE R-ROMANS!!!
Arab hands typed this post

>>34616828
If rosa wasn't hot nobody would like the crazy bitch

Why does a general about Japanese visual novels care so much about racial ethnicity? White Renabro btw.

>>34616849
because immigratns like in real life always complain without letting white people free of enjoy things.

>>34616838
>if character didn't have [likable character trait] they wouldn't be liked
Hmm...

>>34616862
A superficial one.

>>34616727
English is modern latin. I don't know why you refuse to learn it.

>>34616903
Latin is the most perfect of language with logic rule that make it more similar to math then a language.

english instead is the most evil thing that barbarians created.

>>34616849
Possibly /int/ immigrants

>>34616907
retarded answer

>>34616912
barbarian spotted

>so incompetent that he can't learn English
>blames it on the language and not himself
Buddy, hate to break it down to you, but you might be retarded. It's your fault.

>>34616927
I bet he can't write in proper Italian either.

>>34616916
say that in latin, faggot. No internet translators

>>34616927
yeap
math is the most difficult language and i learned it

so is english problem

Satoko Satoko, Satoko, Satoko Satoko Satoko Satoko Satoko, Satoko satokosatoko Satoko satoKo sato koooooooooooooooOoooOoOOOoOOoOoooo

Anyway, good morning. I hope you all have a nice day.

>>34616948
Me too, except for you. You posted Hanyuu, therefore, no good morning for you.

>>34614522
I keep telling these motherfuckers, why would she fake this one in particular? There's only two people observing her: Eua and the viewer. She doesn't need to deceive Eua. I don't think one of her powers is breaking the 4th wall. So my conclusion is, she didn't want this to happen. Yes I just woke up

>>34616964
Rude. But I guess I can make it till the noon

>>34616981
Satoko should also we well aware that Keiichi's parents would call at that moment like they did in Tatarigoroshi. It's weird how she forget about it.
Imo Satoko really enjoyed her time with Keiichi. That might or might not have been enough to make her reconsider.

>>34616989
Stop posting Hanyuu!

>>34616997
No.

>>34617018
At least post Featherine instead.

>>34616719
English is the language of gods, the homogenous language of the human race, and this is an ENGLISH imageboard, italianon, we can't understand at least 10% of what you're saying because your grammar is fucking awful, and it's enough to be irritating, to everybody, fuck off and learn how to COMMUNICATE like a HUMAN BEING.

I promise I'll never make a thread again

>>34617043
shit language
stop larping

I genuinely know English far better than my own native language because I spend all day on an English-speaking anonymous imageboard. I can type large bodies of text in English and rarely make typos. Ironically enough, my linguistic skills in my own native language are absolute trash and I constantly make spelling mistakes. I feel embarrassed whenever I type in my own language and even avoid my people's threads on /int/. They will laugh at me if I do.
\blog

>>34617065
You're angry because you're bad at speaking. Instead of improving yourself, you have opted to blame THE ENTIRE WORLD for your failure. You have decided that everybody except you is at fault. This mindset is reflected in everything you do, including all of your schizo theories. You're a pathetic human being with a massive ego and no will to improve yourself, and that's all you'll ever be. Everybody hates you because you're absolutely pathetic and you think you can get by on stubbornness alone, and it's annoying to watch.

>>34617065
Ryukishi himself could teleport directly in front of you in a Beatrice dress and tell you in red text that your manifesto is a load of shit, and you'd still believe in your schizo fanfiction, that is how much of an ego you have, that is how pitiful and stubborn you are, in all aspects of life, you have zero humility and no capacity to learn, you think you can just approach the world with a "fuck everybody" mindset and get by on that grit alone. You can't.

>>34617113
fake
i said that only ryukishi can deny my theory
>>34617088
mad 1-bit goat
everyone hate me because no one can compete with me

is called being envy

>>34617130
Maerosatrice is infinitely better than Erikantrice. Your theory has no love. Also I don't envy you. I pity you.

>>34617084
read a book written in your own language

Goodnight Bros! Have a good night's sleep!

>>34617168
Sorry comfy Dlnaor, but I just woke up. Our timezones are incompatible.

>>34617168
oh imagine cuddling up next to her ff fff fffff

>>34617130
Is there even a single person in your life who loves you? Or even someone who remotely likes you? Or are you this autistic and unapproachable 24/7?

>>34617174
don't worry anon I'll sleep extra for you!
>>34617175
Hahaha yeah imagine hahaha....

>>34617168
Make some room Dlanor

>>34617193
Please don't be mean to italianon :( he tries!

So are people mad at italianon or not? I can barely keep up.

>>34617193
yes anon and even here people love me.

is there even a single person if you life who lives you FOR WHAT YOU ARE?

or you will just adapt with the local think of any group like a prostitute?

>>34611828
I watched invincile and I am connecting fragments in Matsuribayashi

>>34616467
>WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER JUNE 23, 1983?
..Tea. I'd still have tea.

>>34617233
yes, retard

>>34612620
...why is Rika taller?

>>34616467
Hanyuu

>>34613983
what about a COCK slap

>>34616158
you can see the outline of her toes

>>34617335
RIKA LOOKS

>>34616261
who

>>34617354
would be hot if it weren't hanyuu

>no one said me
I'm a failure.

>>34617360
Hanyuu's toes are very cute.

mmm *sniff* MMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM *sniff sniff* aaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh... waga aruji... *sniff* *sniff* waga aruji... *sniff**sniiiiiiiiff*ahh...

*sniff* mmmmMMMMMMmmhhhhaah... *sniff**sniff* waga aruji... *sniff* her beautiful perfect odor... mmmmhhhhh mmmmhhh.... *sniff* waga aruji... *sniff* haah... *sniff* haaaah... *sniff* <oh yes> *sniff**sniff*

... mmmhh...*sniff* <OHH YEAAAAH> mmmmMMMhhh, <OHHH FAKKU YEEEAAAAH> *sniff* Lady Bernkastel's... Lady Bernkastel's... delicious... stinky... <FOOTO SUMEELLLLLLU> *sniIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIff*

hnnnngggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggfmgmfmgmmmmmmmmgffffffffmmgmgmmmmmmmmmmmmm *sniff**sniff**sniff* aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>34617462
what if bern sent erika to a kakera which was just a giant bernkastel foot
would that make you PROUD

>>34617466
that would make me really proud, anon

>>34614692
Your house is made of cardboard

>On April 15, 2021, a mass shooting occurred at a FedEx Ground facility in Indianapolis, Indiana, United States. Nine people were killed, including the gunman, 19-year-old former employee Brandon Scott Hole, who committed suicide. Seven others were injured, including four by gunfire
I like how Indiana keeps the good ol' american traditions

>>34614791
Montana is 1000 better

>>34617496
>Indianapolis
Indianapolis to Indiana is like California to the entire United States

>>34617510
Nice excuse!

>>34615730
Being mentally ill pedos

>>34617496
Explain how this could've been done by a human. If you can't, you'll have to admit it was done by magic! Wahahaha!

>>34617533
Beato, it literally says there was a gunman involved, who killed himself after shooting some people. It isn't even a mystery, are you confused?