/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3460903
Laying in her lap (no ear cleaning), playing board games and drinking tea.

Daniel H. Kim must be rolling in his grave.

I'd only be interested in a platonic bedtime story, because 3d is pig disgusting.

What a terrible selection, they all look like whores. Only one or two of them look like they didn't step straight out of an AV shoot.

I could do most of those things with a girl just by chatting one up. I chose not to.

I kinda wish maid cafes and all those pseudo-escort services would just disappear from akihabara.

Paying 1000￥ to get slapped around? My, that must be the most brilliant marketing idea ever created.

Read this on canned dogs about a week ago. Fuck Kotaku.

If I was so starved for female attention, I'd just get a girlfriend.

I'd let her play Demon's Soul and enjoy watching her die.

>>3460931
>Implying you can.

SLOWTAKU

OP NEEDS TO GO BACK TO /V/ AND SHITKAKU

Old news.

I want her to play Princess Maker 2 with me
It'd be just like having a real family... but without the responsibility!

;_;

>>3460936
I could, easily. Not because I'm super attractive and successful or anything, just because getting a girlfriend is really fucking easy.

>>3460916

Probably because that's where said images were taken. They probably look much more normal in reality.

Fuck, Milk is ugly.

I wonder if a guy has ever walked in and confronted them for help with a serious issue.

The disgusting part of this "service" is how they're targeting an emotionally unstable demographic. It's like selling placebo pills to terminally ill patients and telling them it will work out.

>>3460936
>>3460945
It's easy to get a girlfriend. One that isn't fucking awful, not so much. bitches and whores

>>3460949
"My wife is dying. I need your help."

>>3460963
Your wife is dying and has told you that is it her fondest wish to play lesbian teadrinking party with a cute girl in a frilly dress. We can help.

>>3460963
"Teach me enough Japanese so I can say some parting words to my gravely ill father that I have never met until now."

>>3460963
"My wife is dying and doesn't have long to live. See, her batteries are running out."

>Play board games or card games (20 minutes 800 yen)
this would cost me a shitton

fuck yeah tsundere slap

>Get a love letter
;__;

I don't know how to feel about this. What I do know is that its gonna print money.

And leave it to Kotaku to be behind.

I wonder if we can pay her to slap her around.

500￥ - Flip the tea table.
1000￥ - Domestic Violence Do a 5 hit combo and it's free.

I was in Akihabara once and saw a アキバ系-looking dude (backpack, glasses, bad skin etc.) handing money to this cute (but average) looking girl near the MisterDonut. She was angry and dragged him off the street, saying "Don't pay me where everyone can see it!"
What a fucking bitch. Poor dude. I went to Akihabara while stoned and in a moment of clatiry saw on one side all the cafe maids, the singers selling CDs, the girls in swimsuits handing out flyers and all the deformed, the ugly and awkward NEETs on the other side and despaired about humanity.
Pic related. Typical Akiba faggotry I saw.

>>3461059
>a moment of clatiry

>>3461059
shitty camera

>>3461068

>>3461072
cry moar faggot.

It's your money — spent it the way you like. Newly opened Gensokyo business "Cute Room" is offering otaku a bevy of girlfriend-like services that include playing video games, watching DVDs and playing board games with young female (paid) friends.

The girls available are pictured to the left.

Cute Room does not appear to be offering sexual services. Below is a list of activities that are offered with the girls, along with prices:

Play video games with Kaguya (Wii PS3 PSP XBOX DS) (30 minutes 1,000 yen)

Drink tea with Marisa (30 minutes 1,000 yen)

Help Sakuya clean the scarlet mansion (20 minutes 800 yen)

Watch Sanae and Reimu argue (20 mins 1,200 yen)

Have Chen on your lap while you clean her ears (20 mins 1,500 yen, 40 mins 3,000 yen)

Tsundere, dere dere slap (slapped both ways 1,000 yen)

Hakurei special (20 mins 1,000 yen)

Take a photo together (1,500 yen)

Handmade candy (2,000 yen)

Get a sadistic death threat from Flandre (1,000 yen)

Get cellphone email from Yukari (photo + message 500 yen for one, 1,200 yen for three)

Looking at you (with email movie 1 time 1000 yen, 2,500 yen for 3 times)

Kochiya Panty flash (300 yen each)

Exchange presents (need to call in advance, 1,500 yen)

>>3461088
I can't pick which girl does the activity I choose? Fuck that.

If you have enough yen you can get whatever you want.

Money talks.

Illiteral anon from 3rd world country here.
What's bromide?

>>3461119
Illiteracy doesn't give you an excuse not to use google

>>3461059
Hope you know they banned all of that over a year ago, except maids handing out flyters.

>>3461119
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromide_%28Japanese_culture%29

>>3461088
>Hakurei special (20 mins 1,000 yen)

>>3461129
Really? Even on sundays when they close off the streets?

>>3461132
Streets were reopened every Sunday since over a year ago. There is no more closed street day.

>>3461141
Well fuck, that was the only reason worth going to akiba, some of the "shows" were comically amusing.

>>3461167
Because of the Akiba stabbing.

>>3461163
Yeh, Akihabara sucks shit now.
I used to stand watching' dem play taiko in front of the TAITO building, then they removed it. Soon after that they reopened the street and no more pedestrian street.

Feels bad man.

Taiko drum in front of the TAITO building was like one the tourist's spot yet they removed it. ;_;

So there's no more stupid shit happening at akiba anymore? Only the flyer maids outside of the train station?

>>3461198
Yes. Apparently.

>>3461198

Electric town exit has lots of construction shit happening at the moment so they've moved into chou-dori more/

Still as much of an eyesore as ever.

slowtaku etc.

But I'd try it.
;_;

>Looking at you
lol wat