/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34598456
Big
Buff
Cute
She has it all.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't ask your vampire mistress why the bed is so big.
Its not important so be quiet and get ready for heir making.

Will you take the initiative to help preserve and save this rare and beautiful endangered species?

Sex with Titania

>>34598515

Bullying the in-laws with dhampir waifu

Zun has finally blessed us with more mofu

What if succubi had guns?

>>34598544
>What if succubi had guns?

Pharaohs are heavily into daydrinking, and Anubi take great pains hiding this fact from the rest of the Kingdom. As Dusk nears, the Majesty and Dignity of the Queen descends...

>>34598544
They would be a lot of shotgun marriages

>>34598535
My body has been conditioned to react to the fox handsign thing.

>>34598478
Oh she just wants me to brush her hair on the bed? Well simple enough I suppose.

>>34597522
>>34598220
Dear god you're making me want to draw this, I have enough on my plate as is

>>34598570
Positive or negative reaction

>>34598590
Yes but no.

How would an autistic manlet manage to survive unmolested in MGE until he found a wife that would makeup for his shortcomings?

>>34598621
I suppose boners are generally positive

>>34598623
>Anon soon learned that she wished to have her pubic hair brushed by his penis

>>34598627
Well, in context...

>>34598491
Big snow cats for big hugs

Your succubus has turned into a dragon!
What would you do?

If I become pharaoh of a desert kingdom would taking an apophis as a wife make me undesirable to other apophises that might want to dethrone me?

>>34598689
look how much that bitch wants the burger

>>34598478
Why would the bed be so big if there is only the two of us here? Think, Anon, think!

>>34598689
I don't have a succubus or a dragon.

>>34598535
hes still making new games n shit?

>>34598689
Be confused because I had a dragon in the first place, where did the succubus-now-dragon come from?

>>34598689
Fuck the dragon and work on acquiring a hoard to make her proud.

was dragonian really that bad?

>>34598763
mostly for hipsters

>>34598763
It's fine

>>34598721
never stopped
will go on forever

>>34598829
ok so whats her weird and abstract power?

>>34598841
the wiki lists it as "Capable of slipping into places where one's soul is weak"
so it sounds like in practice it's the ability to swooce right in

>>34598874
>Wtf how did this fox get into my pants

When's the last time we reached 1000 again?

>>34598890
tomorrow

>>34598874
I like a girl that can strike my weak spots with precision. It's what makes familiars so dangerous.

I doubt there’s that much out there, but does anyone know of any good stories involving monster girls owning and caring for formerly abused human slaves?

Things like pic related, which was a caption of an arachne caring for her new human

>>34599197
Thanks sidhe-chan, I needed that.

>>34599190
There was one a while back with a thuggish hellhound and a blind kid. I don't remember anything useful like name or author though.

>"it's funny anon, I've got the dog ears, but you're the one whimpering for mercy. I love it when you do that, by the way, hehehehe~"

>>34599190
>Arachne dragging you somewhere the sun never shines, so she can become your entire world.
Cute and scary

Oh no! Truck-kun finally got you on the only day you've gone outside in years! Now you've been isekai'd to the MGE-verse, but with a twist! You ARE the waifu!

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

What species do you end up as, and what do you do first?

Leanen Sidhe's newest doujin! A human man becomes sexualized and grows a big 12 inch dick, attracting a scummy 7-foot big ugly bitch multi-billionaire CEO tanuki! In this exciting new erotic tale, our hero gets violently raped by this trashy sex-crazed hideous raccoon woman and there's nothing he can do about it! Order a copy of this masterpiece today and pleasure yourself by getting into the "ugly-bitch" genre of doujins!

>>34599326
But those look like kot tails

>>34599385
guess we need to bust out the cat detector again

>>34599295
This sounds lovely. What site was it on?

>>34599444
We really need a cat awareness month, too many monsters don't recognize the signs that they may be cats.

https://nhentai.net/g/357612/

>>34598456
Cyclops getting jealous when you use gear she didn't make for you
Cursed swords asking if shes not enough when you want to take other weapons

Guys wat do when an Ocelomeh claims you as her red meat and starts hunting you down in the jungle.

>>34599680
Get into a friendly debate with her and assure her that you're white meat.

>>34598544
>Centuries old /k/ccubus has seen the entire evolution of firearms and has collected numerous muskets and other rare weapons.
>She uses pillow talk as an excuse to cram as much gun trivia down your throat as possible.

>>34599680
Tell her that you have the civil right to deny her advances as a human man.

>>34599680
Put on your conquistador helmet.

>>34598566
Nice

>>34599680
Fill her up with kittens

>>34599449
It should be on the mega in the op post. It’s either called “Eris and Alex” or “Alex and Eris”.

>>34599788
...goddamnit that's a lot of authors I have to check

desu

thunderthighs

>>34598612
Come on do it

>>34600008
I wonder what the rozen maidens would think of these dolls?

>>34599666
What happens to a cursed sword when you forget to sharpen or polish it?

Any dark elf fics? Best girls need more attention.

How would a dark warrior Kiki act in battle?

>>34598612
DO IT.

>>34600144
She'd sweep up the battlefield.

I keep getting drafts and every time i check the doors I see the same yukionna making ice puns.
What do?

>>34600294
chill out

Perfect Cherry Blossom turns 18 this year.

>>34600317
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!

>>34600294
Say something to break the ice

>>34598456
I'm thinking of making a Twitter account solely just to ask Kenkou Cross about worldbuilding questions. Good or bad idea?

>>34600409
patreon's your better bet.

>>34599359
>Species Index
Is it still me if my personality is shattered into 200+ pieces?

Does Manti having the whole "chomping male's head off" thing supposedly still going on inside their subconsciousness in some suppressed/subverted state mean that, with the right instigation, you can make one actually bite off her hubby's head?

>>34600586
It's still there, but downplayed. Don't act surprised if she suddenly starts nibbling your neck post-coitus.

>>34600317
That means it really is time for beer.

>>34600666
It's not about me, Satan. Just a random mantis + human couple to hypothetically conduct an experiment on for shits and giggles. I think someone like you would appreciate it.

>POV and background music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEHGik7sbxM&t=275s

>You are a traveler and your destination requires your to pass through the road leading to a monstergirl army group camp
>You are amazed and shocked at the size of the mamono army camp with all the monstergirl troops of all varying shapes and sizes roaming around, standing guard, patrolling or attending duties
>You show your writ of safe passage to two monstergirl troops approaching you and they let you pass as one them smirks, winks and blows you a kiss
>As you continue down the road leading you further into the mamono army camp you see more monstergirls.
>But you also see plenty of human men who are working as camp workers, support roles and most especially as husbands to the monstergirl soldiers and officers
>You also see some human men as soldiers fighting for the monstergirl side as well
>You keep moving through the army camp but it just keeps going on and on
>It dawns into you and you realize that this Monstergirl Army Camp is not only big, it goes far for miles
>"Good grief. How much land and territory did these monsters and demons conquer and take over?" You think to yourself as you now start seeing various villages and smaller settlements that are within the boundaries and confines of this sprawling mamono army camp that almost feels like a small city as you see Local and surrounding peasants in the area doing labor and work for the monstergirl forces
>You now hear the sounds and noises of either sex noises coming from the many, many tents in the camp and also the various military drill and training shoutings throughout this camp
>You notice more and more monstergirls and their husbands eyeing and looking at you
>You especially keep showing off your writ of safe passage to any of the obviously single monstergirls trying to approach and hit on you to show that you are just a simple traveler just passing through to get to your destination

Do you think you will make it through this trip safe and intact?

>>34600586
Love nips are supreme.

>>34600294
tell her to cool it

>>34600586
I headcanon it into love bites and a tendency to go on after sex eating binges.

>>34600721
It would be safer, of course, to travel with the army.

>Danuki to her husband: Pretty cool
>Danuki to fucking anyone else
https://youtu.be/DsLpLziapGg?t=10

>>34600586
Supposedly real mantises only do the whole biting her mate's head off thing if they're under a large amount of stress when they mate. Like from having a bunch of gigantic weirdos standing there watching you.

How does one avoid becoming a Nuki husband in a casino? Are different species attracted to different games, like Holsts and Minos to Texas poker?Im going to a casino for the first time in a couple of weeks. I’m excited to burn my money and am trying to figure out how you do it.

>>34599359
>Pharaoh
You know, I'm perfectly fine with this.
Do I still get a Anubis assistant?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30974684/chapters/76853846

New chapter. At this point there is nothing being salvaged from the old version.

>>34600786
>How does one avoid becoming a Nuki husband in a casino?
If that wasn't your plan, why did you go into a Nuki casino?
It's like going to the beach and expect to not get wet as the mermaids fuck you.

>>34599359
No I won't be doing that.

>>34600822
It was pyramid shaped and had a Sphinx on the door! Between that, and the Jinko logo how was I supposed to know it was all a Nuki operation?

>>34600816
Leave this place.

Dumb sweaty fox
You're gonna have to teach her where babies come from

>>34600841
Nah.

>>34598456
"We The Asur, or 'High Elves' to you lesser minds out there. Are the brightest and most noble beings of this world. While some may live out their wretched lives in squalor, our people will gloriously march forward to lead this world! Truly, our spirits shine the brightest!"

>>34600870
>Alternatively

"We The Druchii, or 'Dark Elves' as you might call us, will enslave all inferior races and fuck the ripe human men within our sight! We will make laborers and breeding stock of the vile and inferior mamono and Order Plebs who dare exist near our hemisphere. We will retake the Donut Island everyone calls 'Ulthuan' from the so-called High Elves with the cruelest of fuckings, and any cure human boys will surely give us the creampies we demand."

>>34600876
Just give me the medusa and let me leave.

>I see you

>>34600786
Imagine playing blackjack at a nuki casino and counting cards

>>34600914
Floof. I want to see her flatten herself out like that one species of owl.

>>34600914
I need a 'calm' Owl Mage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgLytbB-uE

>>34600987
Someone tell that owl that drugs are bad, m'kay?

>>34600987
>>34601091
>You will never be an apprentice to an Owl Mage and chastise her for getting high on shrooms.

>>34600786
Go to an undead castle/Ice Queen palace/Otohime palace casino

You'd still become a husband to the monstergirls there though

BooOOOooobs!

>>34601519
>want to build a cabin in winter mountains
>have to get the permission of the local Ice Queen to do so
>she agrees on the condition that you have marry her neet daughter and her friends so they finally moves out of the ice palace's basement

>>34601544
I’m cool with it

>>34601586
For that pun you now also have to marry the lethargic lamia that should probably be dead living in the sewer.

>>34601657
That’s just cold blooded, but anything for my cabin

Hello, haven't been here in over a week. What's the status reports on those portals? Did Druella finally got her overweight butt to open them?

>>34601884
seeing that you made it to your pc without getting raped id say she has failed yet again

>>34599680
Whoa, thought it was a nightmare
Lord it was so true
They told me don't go walking slow
The devil's on the loose
Better run through the jungle
Whoa, don't look back to see

>>34601896
1. It's not rape if You want more
2. If boys don't like being raped by monster girls, why do they cum so much?
3. How can my own beloved Manticore wife rape me?
4. I know, I was just deluding myself.
Right now it seems we'll either have a war round here, before portals open.
>>34599680
>Run till You see a building
>Run up to it
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walks the dinosaur

>ywn be cornered by a jinko, ocelomeh and a manticore at the same time

>>34602005
>get cornered by a jinko, ocelomen and a manticore
>bend with hands on Your knees
>say
<Who's a good kitty bitty?
>escape while they argue which one of them is

Tell a hallhound that bad doggys get no treats.

>>34602082
>My apologies, have a very nice rape

Should I marry a surface dark elf or an underground dark elf?

Time for a game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss!

Today's contestants in alphabetical order:
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Satyros
>Weresheep

>>34602194
Fuck Satyros, for some drunk sex.
Kiss Wereship for being a good girl.
Marry Danuki, cause I don't really like being drunk or asleep most of my life, and also because irl Tanuki are cute, kind and very inteligent animals.

>>34602194
Kiss my boss
Fuck my pillow
Marry my bartender

I am trapped in my minos arms while she is asleep
I have to pee but everytime I try to move her grip tightens
send help

>>34602150
How much do you like spiders?

>>34602603
Just piss the bed. She'll get the message. Unless she's into watersports. Pray she's not into watersports.

Why won't you date a radioactive waifu

>>34603018
I would rather not turn into a ghoul and have my skin fall off.

>>34603089
But she's so warm, anon

>>34602471
I don't like his name

>>34603254
Hug the bug. Also fug the bug.

>>34602194
Fuck Tanuki
Kiss Weresheep
Marry Satyros

>>34603254
Have you tried not being a bug?

>>34603254
You ever crush an ant? They have a weird stink about them from their nasty pheromones they release. They're ugly little creatures. Not to mention, their colonies are repulsing. I'd much rather reside in a honeybee hive. Very well-built, beautiful hexagons, and large stores of sweet vomit to eat. Ants on the other hand? They eat whatever they scavenge. They live in dirt. Honeybees are clean and fragrant.

Baphos are cute

>>34599190
>you will never be a wrapped up portable "snack" for your spider mistress

>Alright anon, you total bill comes out to: $1095
>$100 per hour x12 (50% off for weekday special)
>$75 no condom fee
>$50 ass to mouth fee
>$20 penalty fee x6, for hitting my cervix in an aggressive manner with your penis
>$250 fetish accommodation fee
>Payment is due Friday.
>And don't forget, you get a return customer discount should you employ my services again
>90% off your total bill, cannot be combined with other discounts or specials.

>>34602082
But do hellhounds like being called bad girl or good girl?

>>34604374
Depends on the day, even hellhounds need to be dommed sometimes.

If you yawn in front of toad you are asking to be throat raped.

Gonna steal all the gold coins from a dragon and then use said gold to buy chocolate coins instead and replace her hoard with those just to see her reaction.

>>34598544
>M16
Gross

How do you make a Gazer say she loves you?

>>34602194
>kiss the weresheep goodnight
>have sloppy drunk sex with a satyros
>marry the danuki and make her the happiest girl in the world

>>34604672
Follow through on your threat to leave her if she doesn't stop the bullying.

>>34600409
If your cause is just, God will bless you.

I want to do a staring contest with a Basilisk

>>>/tg/79014421
>>>/tg/79017578
Reminder that greentext from yesterday and the subsequent game someone wanted to make are /tg/ trash

>>34604840
>oh no someone loves and cherishes me for who I am
>best kill her and our children
do /tg/ fags really?

>>34604840
Sguddup, /tg/ guy is the best thing that's happened to this place in awhile.

>>34604904
We know it's you, /tg/ faggot.
Get out.

>>34604840
the house posting anon is too. they're not satisfied with killing their own thread and want to spread their shit to others

>>34604840
All joy I had seeing the discussion of yandere rabbits is gone now that I know it was whfaggot posting it.

>>34604468
Is that a threat or a promise?

>English dub of the mge anime adaptation

>>34604840
Isnt that basically succubus prison?

>>34604672
you go ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

lim angy

>>34599680
Think to yourself, What would Dutch do?

>>34605499
Rob a train?

>>34603254
>Pain
Really underrated waifus, not only you have a loyal queen by life but your children instead of requiere care, in little time will be your personal army.

>>34605507
Wrong Dutch, be the goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

>>34605590
Instructions unclear, Pinkertons now after me

>>34605122
Maybe that anon is not a complete faggot like the other cross posters

>>34605634
JUST ONE MORE SCORE

>>34605634
>escaping the jungle, anon turns to a life of crime up north
>local law enforcement can’t stop him
>unbeknownst to him a bounty hunter from the south has taken up the hunt
>one with a familiar face

>>34605634
MANGOS

>>34605148
Who would English dub the maidens and druella?

>>34605640
The only bigger faggot than him is enslaved anon

>>34605725
KIKIS IN TAHITI

>>34605793
Druella = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v-NgOjU3mA

>>34605813
he’s probably just baiting to keep the ebin crossboard discussion going

>>34605680
>>34605634
>"We just need a little more money, and I have a job for us, We can trust the source!"
>The source

>>34605454
>angry lim yelling at her minions
>hubby walks in the room with some hot chocolate and asks if everything's okay
>she calms down immediately

>>34605908
Not even powerful, high levels monsters can beat hot chocolate and cuddling

>>34600053
>>34600159
Alright it's added to the queue.

>>34605908
Intruding on your evil wife's plotting with refeshments and a kiss on the cheek is always gold

>>34606153
but what about low level monsters?

>>34605454
>Hold the line!

>>34605634
Sometimes life is like cock and ball torture, but without the cock, or the balls.

I wanna hang out with and angel that is in the middle of becoming a fallen angel.
Sounds like it would be fun.

>>34605680
What kind of MGs would be in Tahiti?

>>34606177
Please have the worm being carried on a palanquin wearing a little vampire cape and eating red leaf lettuce

>>34598566
heh

>>34598626
Get an autistic womanlet wife

Before you depart young Hero, the lord of this fief has sent two capable swordwomen from his retinue to aid you in your quest. Here they are (pic related)!

>>34606668
Fuck off

Catmaid's proportions are ideal for a familiar

>>34606668
Fuck on! Lovely lasses ngl.

>write down 'manticore' on the wife application form
>due to a screw up you got a pink orchid mantis instead
She doesn't say much but you know she's a very good housewife because she has a built-in apron.

>>34606772
Why does she have no organs?

>>34606772
Catmaid is too lewd.

>>34606809
She seems like she loves princess carries.

>>34606818
She's a car morphed into a magical familiar so I assume she doesn't need them.

>>34606809
Orchid mantises are cute.

>>34606668
It's not related to the thread just because you say hero. Stick to killing one thread over at /tg/ and fuck off.

>>34606809
Fug the bug

>>34606827
I like how fluffy her hair is and the tail mofu. Most catgirls have little stick tails, which I'm not a fan of.

>>34606818
Mamano biology is really different than human biology anon.

>>34606772
I like the wide hourglass shape, but what I really want is to hold those claw hands.

>>34606809
>she doesn't say much
I like that about mantises
>get new mantis wife
>is cold around you
>does all housewife tasks
>doesn't speak unless it's a command like "eat"
>sits up in a chair next to you while you lay in bed, watching you sleep
>think she hates it here and is just doing her job given by the marriage papers
>one day she makes dinner and you eat together
>tell her thank you, that you appreciate all she does
>she gives you a kiss on the forehead
>"love you"
>rare smile from her before going back to her typical expression and doing dishes

So I asked KC on twitter one thing I had been wondering for a while that for me makes being a monogamy fag much easier than having wives with different body types.
>Me: If I gave my wife both a doppelganger potion and a pedomorphasis potion, would every copy be a loli, or could we simulate fake oyakodon play?
>KC: I'm sure you'll be able to find something that works for you. ...... You can do this by first giving the doppelganger potion, then give the clone created with the doppelganger potion the pedomorphasis potion!

>>34606982
Me too

>>34606809
Head status: bitten off.

>>34606772
I think I'm broken. The first thing I focused on in this picture were those big claws made for handholding, her fluffy tail, and fluffy ears.

>>34607195
You are a man of culture, nothing wrong with that.
>be me
>looking for a cute monster girl gf
>plenty of girls around with bombshell proportions
>i sleep
>see average looking girl with fluffy mofu and squishy beans to hold
>neuron activated

>>34607195
Go into cryosleep or something, hopefully in a few thousand years there'll be prevalent gene-modifications and you'll finally get the mofu.

https://twitter.com/butteryshake/status/1389903338255241217

>>34606499
>not a tomato

>>34599359
>dragon zombie
do I keep my current intellect or something

>>34606990
I like the idea that she would casually accpet sexual advances around the house despite her cold outward attitude. Emotionless sex is surprisingly underrated especially in regards to montergirls that was actually my favourite part of Magus recent story

>>34607566
Not sure how to feel about this. It's quite aesthetically pleasing, the hellhound being dominated is very nice, but the bruises make me feel sad. Maybe I just interpreted it wrong but I'm not a big fan of hurting waifus. Still very nice and I'm probably just autistic.

>>34607568
>audience with the worm countess
https://youtu.be/ac4I2DXxaG4?t=10

>>34607644
The last step goes too far for my tastes but the rest is pretty nice.

>>34599359
>Valkyrie
Could be worse.

>>34599381
Don’t buy this the “ugly” bitch tanuki is just an abnormally tall tanuki with a beauty mark that’s been renamed ugly bitch mark

>>34607673
Yeah it could be because I got humpty egg

>>34607568
Fuck it, I'll do both when I get to it.

>>34599381
Does it matter if she's an ugly bitch if she loves you though?

>>34607705
I prefer the 'faceless bitch who loves you' genre

>>34606809
>>34607051
More like she'll cling on to him for days

>>34607718
I just want to fuck my elf ghost gf and orc harem in peace is that too much to ask?

>>34606247
Among others...
Alraune/Barometz
Greenworm/Papillon
Tritonia
Tropical fairies

>>34607718
I'm so far gone a literal female monster who cares about me would make me happy.

>>34607744
>He thinks he's going to get any peace with all the elf-ghost and orc daughters on the way
Lmaoing at your life. Should have just gotten a nice plump troll to settle down with

>>34607566
I'm with >>34607644
On the one hand, well drawn and seeing a hellhound getting dominated is really nice.
On the other hand, actual pain and hurt kills my boner super fast.

>>34599295
>>34599449
>>34599788
>>34599913
Any one of you found it yet?

>>34607796
would have been perfect imo if the final scene was some face down ass up instead

>>34607705
>Anon sad that everyone else calls his beloved wife an ugly bitch

>You have alerted the fox to your presence

>>34607799
I was about to call you mean names for asking for sauce so desperately but it looks like it's been censored on pastebin, not deleted but "pending approval" and judging by how the author has been absent for years I doubt the paste is coming back any time soon.
Do this
>Go to the mega archive in the OP
>Go to Fan Stories
>Go to author 'PRW' under the p section
>Go to the top story named "alex_and_eris.txt"
PRW had some other stories that were pretty good too. It's a shame he was one of those writefags that came and went with the 2015 surge

>>34607854
I accept this new attention.

>>34607854
I alerted her intentionally.

>>34607766
>>34606247
these too

Disregard fox. Aquire eels

>>34607907
Don't acquire eels, consider Ōmukade.

>>34607854
Dumb fox wont be so smug when she takes it in

>>34607907
>>34607926
>Foxes are mating pressable but are devious and untrustworthy
>Eels are extremely slippery making me wonder if it’s even possible to pin them down
>Oomukades are shy and make me wonder if They’d let me be on top because I could see their faces and wouldn’t just venom and wrap me up
Why must you give me such a hard choice

>>34600783
>mantis wife kisses her husband as form of nervous habit when in crowded areas.

>>34607995
Eel slime is cartoonishly convenient, if she wants to be mating pressed the only thing that's going to be slipping is your penor when it slides in and out of her

>>34608020
>pin the eel down
>your face is now stuck on her chest

>>34607926
No, get griffons

>>34608032
Rather our lips get stuck together

>>34608049
>try to push her away
>your hands are now stuck to her boobs

>>34607926
Don't consider Oomukade. Adore snake.

>>34608083
White snake is, uh, un-adorable

>>34607740
What's the story with this guy? Just a japanese highschooler that happens to woo every monster girl?

would you be against mgs having (dogs days style) wars with each other?

>>34607718
A-Arthas...?

>>34608099
I haven't thought about that series in a while, aren't those just glorified track meets or something?

>>34608089
Well, you're wrong.

>>34608089
Rude

>>34602194
Marry weresheep so my bed is always nice and warm and so that I never have insomnia that would compromise my performance at work and threaten my family's wellbeing.
Fuck the Tanuki while huffing her big fluffy tail.
Kiss the Satyros goodnight.

>>34608091
Guy with a Vampire waifu but he gets hit on by various monstergirls

>>34608091
You see the real story is on the artist’s japanese ci-en page where it’s explained the vampire is a huge cuckquean who gets off to her hubby fucking other girls, of course she only discovered this fetish after being cucked by a wight

>>34608161
>cuckquean
why?

>>34608116
>I haven't thought about that series in a while
same, until I ran into an eclair doujin recently.

>>34602194
Kiss Satyros
Kiss Satyros again
Realise that Satyros tastes and smells great and is also a great kisser
Keep kissing Satyros
End up fucking Satyros
Fall madly in love with Satyros
Marry Satyros

>>34608161
Hot

>>34608223
japanese community hates vampires even KC hates them

>>34607003
> I'm sure you'll be able to find something that works for you.
That's an error line from Deepl

>>34608310
even the lolis?

>>34608381
especially the lolis

>>34608310
sucks, i like vampires

>>34608399
Given a certain pair of 2hus I find that hard to believe.

>>34608330
Yeah I see if you break it up it's:
>Pseudo Oyakodon is very naughty, isn't it...... First of all, it is possible if you give a pedomorphasis potion to the doppelganger created by the doppelganger potion!

A happy zombie is best zombie. So go out there and stick your dick in one and make them happy.

>mosquito girl gets vamprized
>she doesn't notice anything diffrent

>>34608494
just like spiders

Consider this: Moth girls

>>34602194
Kiss the danuki on her lips to show her how much I adore her. Marry the danuki to prove to her that she's the light of my life. Fuck the danuki to consummate our union. Take a family photo with our children and put it on the wall to remember for years to come.

>>34608626
I think I need more convincing.

>>34608474
Bully the zombies

>>34602194
Well, it wouldn't be good to only do one of these things to one of the girls respectively, so I guess I'll fuck marry kiss all of them!

>>34607638
Also, casual sexual advances. You still need those rare instances where she gets horny/goes into heat and before you know it your clothes have been cut to ribbons and you're getting the ride of your life. The sloppy faces and lewd growling would be a wonderful contrast.

>>34608680
Unless you want to get in trouble with her Wight sister, I would advice you not to bully the zombie.

>>34608677
fluffy

>>34608767

>>34608767
I think Luna Moths might be the prettiest moths of all.
So fluffy, with those cute feelers and big, bright wings.

being mindbroken is fun actually.

>>34608792

>>34608803
They look like fairies to me!

>>34608760
Fine, gently bully them

>>34608020
There's a lot about eels that's cartoonish and it's all great.

>>34608828

>>34608862

>>34608878

>>34608828
lunas are the big ol' mama moth
atlas moth is the beeg bug

>>34608626
that once comic kind of cemented them being yan to me.

>>34608161
Even if you didn't pull that out of your ass to shitpost you obviously don't belong here

>>34603018
Because there's like fifty bloodsuckers in the way and I don't want to go looking for a rusty canister of nerve gas to clear them all out.

What do you do in a situation like this?

>>34608998
Accept your fate

>>34608998
>Ladies please.
>I need you to pay attention so we don't get sneak attacked and I have to heal your dumb asses because you can't agree on who gets to stand closer.
>Save it for outside the dungeon dammit!

>>34608998
Summon the troll
to sit on the pole

>>34608998
ask if they want some snacks
if either of them say yes then make a 10 course meal

>>34608626
stupid smug moffs

>>34608998
>out of frame, shortstack rogue assaulting healer while others are distracted.

>>34608033
This is one my favorite things this thread has produced.

>>34608728
Of course you do need those moments where the inner emotions shine through. But don't forget having a kuu orchid mantis ride you like a bronco while the only sign of her arousal is flushed cheeks and soft panting is also very hot

>>34607766
OL fairies.

>>34608970
It's context for something already posted in the thread, give him a break. Besides it's no different from bicorns.

>>34608998
Make sad eyes and say you don't want them to fight each other.

>>34606247
sandworms but they know how to swim

>>34609232
>Tahiti
but isn't water toxic to sandworms?

>>34608998
get an errection i guess?

>>34609246
Which is why they are called sea worms

Oya.

>>34609273
you know there is a species of sea worms that latch on and feed on bones,
apparently the males are a lot smaller and just live inside the females with its only purpose being providing the female with sperm.

>>34606990
Will Mantis-chan maintain her collected demeanor and expressionless yet keen stare when kicking you in the balls for suggesting to try adding vegetables into her diet?
Will she when demonstratively dropping your PC into a full tub so you won't disturb her sleep with noise and screen flickering at nights anymore?
Will she when you walk in on her going cowgirl on the dirty-old-bastard neighbor in your marriage bed?
Will she when framing you for the beating marks she received during a particularly frenzied lovemake with said neighbor?
Will she when plunging one of her pincers through your skull for finally annoying her with your presence one second too many?
Will she when telling your(?) daughter you were a failure of a man the one and only time she shows her your untended grave?

>>34609305
>t. Order spinster

>>34608118
Soon as one slithers up and clasps my hands while making intense eye contact I'm as good as married.

>>34609305
Never write this kind of stuff about mantis girls ever again.

>>34608998
Tell them if they don't stop fighting you're joining another party and they can heal themselves.

>>34609246
Water isn't toxic to humans and I can't think of any other examples where something that isn't toxic to humans is toxic to monstergirls, so I think a sandworm would be okay in the water.

>>34599444
I'm afraid to say the results are indisputable, now this may be tough news to hear but... she's a cat

>>34609383
He's making a Dune reference

>>34607766
Why would a worm and butterfly be on Tahiti?

>>34609403
Why wouldn't they be on a tropical island full of flowering plants?

>>34609232
in sand
wouldn't putting a sandworm in water be kind of like putting a seasnake on land?

>>34600721
The music makes me think no, but as long as you keep showing the writ you should make it out of the camp fine

>>34609439
who's feeding these creatures

>>34609462
maybey they sustained themselves completly on wubs

Turns out holy water is still effective

>>34608961
hah, that's understandable.

>Wight moves in next door
>Has a husband and a zombie daughter
>Mom makes me go take banana cream pie over to them as a welcome to the neighborhood
>Zombie daughter answers door
>Can tell beneath that puffy gothic dress she’s absolutely stacked
>Can also tell despite her age she hasn’t had an ounce of spirit energy judging from how absent minded she is
>Wait a bit hoping her parents will come to the door
>While I have some eye candy to stare at I get tired of waiting and put the pie in her hands and leave to go jerk off
>Notice down the street that said mom and dad are going for a walk and just started by the looks of it
>Quickly turn back around and invite myself inside
>Princess carry zombie up to her, presumably, her room
>Use all my willpower to not just tear off her dress and pound a zombie shaped hole in the bed
>Gently take off her dress hanging it up making sure to be careful to avoid any wrinkles and the such
>And then start pounding a zombie shaped hole in the bed
>Six rounds later and with 10 minute cuddle sessions in between and I finally feel fatigue start to kick in
>Still I got some juice left in me
>Hear front door unlock and feel primal instinct of dread and fear in me
>Start redressing zombie as fast as humanly possible
>Putting panties on her so my seed doesn’t just leak out of her
>Fitting her socks and gloves then her dress and corset
>Wonder why the fuck you would dress a zombie like this when you’d have to do this every morning for her
>Finish by fixing her sex hair and then jumping out of the window with my clothes in hand and into our side garden of tentacle plants
>Mom only figured out they weren’t petunias after they fully grew
>Unfortunately they aren’t monster girls yet
>Fortunately they catch me all the same and I’m able to hide in them suffering only minimal molestation after they figure out I’m a male
>Stare up at the window praying they don’t notice the smell or the disheveled sheets
>Wight mom looks out the window and down straight at me
>Wonder if she can see me as I’m wrapped head to toe in tentacles
>Becomes apparent that she can see me as her ethereal claws start impatiently tapping on the window sill
>Try to wait it out but it’s been 4 hours and she still hasn’t moved an inch
My phone is about to die and the tentacles are becoming a bit annoyed with me staying there what do I do?

>>34609529
Guys want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

>>34609535
ask if she liked the pie

>>34609577

How about a tomboy vampire and a very girly dhampir?

>>34609324
Pretty much
No escape, but why would you

>>34609613
Vampire mom is very angry because her Dhampir daughter has a Gyaru tan

>>34609630
My only complaint is she's not squeezing his hands uncomfortably tight.

>>34609598
Blue board, that's 100% pornography for Yetis

Need Phoenix.

>>34609598
Needs rings.

>>34609677
>go to 4monster
>got to blue board
>upload picture of myself holding hands with my wife
>permaban
worth it

>>34609273

>>34609535
Is she looking extremely smug or angry?

>>34609630
What is she going to do? Hold me down and force me to accept her love? Psh, I'd like to see her try

>>34609613
>Dhampir often try to separate themselves from vampire mothers all the time
>Usually go tomboy warrior of the light bent on “destroying” vampires
>This one case the vampire is a warrior that denies her feminine aspects
>Only embraces them for her husband when no other soul is watching
>Dhampir daughter chooses to become a prim and proper lady
>Has never worn anything that isn’t a dress in her life
>Absolutely abhors violence
>Isn’t even actively trying to steal dad away or go against her mother in any way
>Still pisses off tomboy vamp mom to no end
>SmugDhampir.png

>>34609385
I would make a killing giving my waifu invisibility potions to stand in front of girls who have to take a CAT test who would freak out from a positive result. Good husbands paying for their wives' smiles being protected would offset the potion costs easily.

>>34609304
Sounds like a reverse Shog situation

>>34609872
a lot of deep sea creatures are like that

>>34609385
>take jinko wife to CAT test
>she tests positive
>she's down for the whole day and the day after that
>only have sex 2 times per day
>on third day she finally stops being deppressed
>instead she's clumsily trying to tease You
>she adds "nya" to the end of every sentence
>she reffers to herself as kitty
>demands atention, always when You are trying to do something

>>34609959
Throw her a ball of yarn and see what happens

>>34609959
I feel like this would be tactic used by cc jinkos who think all the boys want cute cat girls the meow and knead you and not tiger girls who’ll roundhouse kick you and chuff

the bigger the girl, the better
this is because bigger girls have bigger muscles
and the heart is the most important muscle

>>34607051
Hey now, even real mantises don't usually do that to their mates (it depends on species, how stressed/hungry they are, and so on).

There are only two good dhampirs; one kills asshole vampires and the other is a crazy redhead that acts like a vampire. The rest of dhampirs are shit.

When you cum to baphomets, it is a good day

I'm so glad KC's gotten out of that drawing-weirdly-shaped-breasts phase he was in.

>>34610003
big big big girls...

>>34610175
Do you have examples of weirdly-shaped breasts he's done? None come to mind for me.

>>34610200
I don't mind it too much but myconid and banshee profiles had a bit of a conical shape to their breasts so maybe he's talking about that

>>34610239
Oh, the torpedoes. I think they suit them, though I do prefer fuller tops.

>>34610131
when bapho cums to you its an even better day

>>34610252
I want to be smothered under a Bogey.

all monster titties are to be cherished

>>34610179
Where is his bottom arm?

>>34610175
Weirdly?

>>34610316
Then why don't you start cherishing them?

>>34610274
I think it's alright as long it's not full-on Raita style jack skellingtons with water balloons. Although I do think hating on Raita for that has become a meme

>>34609145
>OL fairies

>get hired over at Fairy Inc.
>first day at the office and you are welcomed to too many fairies in business attire buzzing around
>have to start tying off your pant legs so no one tries to fly in your pants
>can’t eat anything there because they’ll buy one cinnamon roll for the entire office (plus they try to lace your food with fairy dust too)
>at least your Titania boss is cool
>you even caught her playing video games when she should be on a meeting call a couple of times
>but every time I go to my bosses office all the fairies will crowd around it for some reason

>>34609678
Fuck off it's not going to happen.

>>34610357
What job does a man even do at Fairy Inc?

>>34609678
I've been waiting for years my brother...

>>34609959
I'd take her to a relaxing bath, a thing those tiny pussies wouldn't enjoy as much as she would.

>>34610399
IT, accounting.

>>34610399
Fairy rest station. They pay you to wear an outfit covered in little comfy pockets where they can rest and talk to you. You also still need to help with general tasks like replacing the office water cooler or unsticking keyboard keys that the fairies are too small to do.

>>34610399
>"Have you tried rebooting it?"

>>34610564
This alp is actually kinda cute. I wanna bully them.

>>34610456
Titania seatwarmer sounds like a very comfy job. Especially when she grinds her plush ass against your lap without realizing

>>34610340
Yeah, some people feared KC was going that route thanks to the aforementioned profiles.

>>34610274
damn the torpedoes full speed ahead!

How do you teach a daughter to fly if you have no wings?

>>34610762
hold her up until her wings are strong enough

>>34610762
Normally it's the mom's job.
If it's a special case like Lich wife and Dragon daughter, you hire a tutor.

>>34610762
they'll figure it out

>>34610762
Fun fact, no creature actually "teaches" their young how to fly. At most they motivate them to learn themselves.

>>34610762
jetpack

>>34610762
Push her off something tall until she figures it out

I want a CC oni