/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fuck off reported

Stop making these threads.

No fuck you eye.
Not again.

>>3457843
>>3457846
>>3457856
Why so butthurt, normalfags?

>>3457859
cool obvious bump tripfaggot
with each thread like this anon despises you more and more

Incoming!

I think they're alright. I suppose, if they are shallow-minded. Not really. Not really. No, that's not the kind of happiness I'd like. No. No.

>>3457859
This post is not me. Although I am a horrible troll, I will not fall to the point of using such terms as 'butthurt'.

I wouldnt like to be one. I have nothing against them, though..I find them scary, but I understand that the problem is in my mind and not in them.

>>3457840
If the only thing you can participate in on /jp/ is shitty metathreads, maybe it's time you left for a board whose actual content is relevant to your interests. Of course, if metathreads themselves get you off, go to uhh, /r9k/ or something.

You're not only making our board worse by postig this shit over and over; you're also wasting your own time.

>>3457859
Sup Katsu-kun?

Stop getting so butthurt over OP's threads. If you don't like them, then just let them die. Not that hard.

>>3457889
Go away, OP.

>>3457879
But /r9k/'s userbase isn't interesting.
Also, I am not making /jp/ worse by posting these threads. Troll threads have existed from the very beginning. It's just that /jp/ forgot what it is like to 'take it easy': either don't respond to the thread, or try to turn it into an interesting discussion. If I want flame replies, I might as well go to <insert random other 4chan board here>.

>>3457876
Reported again for admitting to being a troll. Enjoy your ban.

>>3457900
Kill~your~self~

I want to be a normalfag, but it's too late for me now ;_;

>>3457913
Stop bumping your own thread.

おたく いつも

>>3457900
Yes, you are making /jp/ worse. Rememer that /jp/ isn't a consistent, set-in-stone entity. There are good posters and bad posters; most bad posters come and go. Whenever you make horrible XD LOL I TROL U threads, you are encouraging the bad posters to stick around, when otherwise they might get bored and leave.

Yes, a single person spamming the same low level troll threads day in and day out can kill a board, we've seen this happen firsthand on /a/. If knowing there are horrible posters that would have went away but now stick around for the 'epic shitstorms' gets you off, fair enough, with the current state of 4chan moderation it's not like anyone can stop you.

I don't understand normalfags. I think they enjoy life but the stuff they do would kill me inside if I attempted it.

>>3457944

What, like having friends?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>3457944
>they enjoy life
They don't. Look at the statistics on depression and shit.

Normalfags are happy, most of the time. I wish I was like that.

But I like the things I do. I want to keep doing them but also be happy. I think there is a way to do that, so I have hope.

>>3457952
In theory, friends are a good idea. In practice, they are way too much work.

>>3457957
>Normalfags are happy
We have already established that this is not the case.

>>3457953
You mean they are significantly higher than those of non-normalfags? Source?

>>3457962
Sure they are. Average people are biased toward optimism.

All you need to know about normalfagdom -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrqsKq2T3dE&NR=1

>>3457963
>You mean they are significantly high
Yep.

>Average people are biased toward optimism.
It's called denial. For an example of denial masquerading as blind optimism, see religion.

In my junior year of college, one of my best friends was dating a girl that went to a smaller private college about an hour and a half a way. She invited both of us to a party one weekend, so we packed a change of clothes and headed up. The only thought I had on the way up was alcohol + strange college = lots of ass.

We arrived early in the evening and headed up to the girlfriend's dorm room. The entire floor was already crowded and the booze was flowing freely. We settled in and began pounding anything we could get our hands on, which was mostly Jagermeister and an assortment of cheap tequila. Looking back I have no clue how I was able to stomach an entire night of drinking that shit.

Drunk indigenous nudity has his sites set on a cute friend of the girlfriend, and as the night wore on, I made my move and thought it was a done deal. We ended up in her room, naked, but right as the sex was beginning, she had some sort of crisis of morals and that, combined with the booze, caused her to start bawling almost uncontrollably. I threw my clothes on and headed back to the party, frejected.

After another hour or so of drinking heavily to drown out the regret, I blacked out. I have no clue what transpired the rest of the night or why my friends let it transpire, but I woke up completely naked the next morning in a strange bed. Through the thick haze of my hangover and pounding headache, I realized there was a large, quite naked girl passed out next to me. I started quietly putting my clothes on, but unfortunately she was a light sleeper and woke up once I started moving around.

Friends, the only way I can accurately describe this girl is to ask you to picture a younger female version of Chris Farley. I wish I was lying, but this chick was a dead ringer. Not only was she a beast, but she immediately tells me that last night was great and that she was glad she finally lost her virginity (!). I was speechless and immediately filled with self-loathing.

>>3457959
good friends dont require any work

>>3457973
Then I've never had one. I bet they don't exist.

>>3457971
No, happiness is the default mode for most people. You need to read up on the Science of Happiness. Maybe go to TED.com or something.

So this happened to me like 3 weeks ago.I have to take a bus and then a tram to get to work and the ride is about an 45 minutes to an hour so every day I take my PSP and put some anime on it to watch.
So that day I put Kanokan on my PSP to watch to the way on my job and got on the bus...i was lucky to take a sit because the bus was crowded and I started to watch...after a few bus station a old lady seat beside me.
In Kanokan there are some nudity scene, and all of sudden I feel a tap on my shoulder from the old lady.I put down my earphones and ask "Yes?"
The old lady started to shout "What kind of a pervert are you?!?!?!Watching cartoons where young girls are naked and touching a nude boy?!?!?!?You young man are sick!!!!"

Then she got up and seat two rows behind me.All the people in the bus started to stare at me....
I was so embarrassed that i got off the bus on the next station....

>>3457976
>college
>has sex with sluts
>goes to parties and gets drunk
>bragging about his "conquests"

Get out, normalfag trash. This board is NEET only; dickwaving scum like you aren't welcome here.

>>3457990
Make me, fuckshit.

>>3457985
>No, happiness is the default mode for most people.
And show some evidence that proves that the "default mode" is the most commonly active "mode". You can't.

I think normalfriend is a pretty cool guy, eh tax money pays my disability and doesn't afraid of anything.

This board needs purging. By unholy fire.

>>3458003
This. Thanks for supporting me, normalfags.

>>3458003
Lol, nice catchphrase mate. Keep it up.

>>3458010
This. Epic thissery. Thisx9001.

>>3457985
i have one

>>3457990
This might not sound convincing coming from me, but just don't feed the trolls and they'll go away.

>>3457998
Don't you think people would try to change their lives if they were truly unhappy?

>>3458025
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I am a pretend normalfag. I have a job and "friends." However, I avoid them whenever possible and pity their ignorance.

>>3458035
>Don't you think people would try to change their lives if they were truly unhappy?
I would think that, yes, if denial wasn't getting in the way. It's really very sad.

Man, Homeworld was such an epic gaem

>>3458058
What exactly are they ignorant of?

>>3458041
This.

Normalfags are tolerable as long as they don't belong to a frat or something.

The beauty of college is that I never have to interact with them directly, or anyone else. If only there was a way that it could continue forever, but my scholarships will only pay for so many credit hours.

>>3458067
Everything, basically.