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is she still 2 dimensional because I could slide her behind the Armour?

>2D waifu
>making her real

she'd be 3D then no?

what kind of stupid question is this?

Can I have the magician instead?

>>3456704
I'd prefer that she makes me 2D.

I don't see the downside to this.

>>3456715
There'd still be the problem of her being the sharpest object in the universe and cutting straight through the ground to the center of the Earth.

Would she need to eat and drink and shit? If so, would she provide those things for herself?

There's no way I'm getting a job just to feed someone else.

>>3456721
What if the magician is Zelretch?

I'd do it, because I love my waifu ;_;

Where the fuck do I sign? And she's welcome to stay especially if she looks like that. Also, she's a witch. I'm sure she would be useful around the household.

Just no demon summoning or weird rituals in the house.

>>3456761
Yes and no. That's the whole point. You have to provide for her and share your place with her and you can't turn her off when you feel like it.

>>3456717
>>3456715
>>3456756
She would be 3D. She can look like a normal human or like she does now. Your choice. But she would have depth.

>>3456779
>You ... provide
No thanks.

>>3456704
Nope, bringing an unknown entity in this world will create so many problems on so many ways I don't think it'd be worth the truble.
And I can barely sustain myself, I can't take in another person.

>>3456779
in that case i don't really see a downside.

>>3456779

>But she would havev depth.

That's, that's impossible!

>>3456779
i would rather go to her world, hopefully in a state capable of surviving there.

>>3456779
Well, fuck that. I want my waifu to be the sharpest object in the universe.

>>3456792
What's the matter? Too deep for you?

>>3456791
But how will you put ponos in vagoo? A real 2D girl would actually have no depth at all and couldn't even interact with the world.

>>3456852
>Implying 2D girls really are 2D

>>3456852
put it in the front not the side, like a piece of paper.

>>3456865
You'd tear her.

Sure.

I need someone to keep me company at night ;_;

>>3456794
Same goes for me.
I would take the offer, its not like she wouldnt get just as nice welfare money as I do. Then we could aford more cool stuff together!

>>3456767
Can I just have Zelretch be my dad, instead?

>>3456885

Your dad will never be there for you ;_;

Alternatively, you'll have to suffer "alternate-you#5 is so much cuter" and "even girl-you is a better son"

>>3456875
well duh, obviously i'd want her to be a virgin.

Like this isn't what I already wanted.

>>3456887
I don't care.

When Zelretch completely fucks up something for people, and makes them shout in abject hatred and despair, I can say "That's my dad!", and then get beaten to death.

What the fuck? Of course, yes.

>>3456902
technically isn't wallachia your dad and aoko your mom..?

>>3456906
Hardly. I have always been Ren. Just because you're unused doesn't mean you don't exist.

>>3456916
...then wouldn't your dad be that nameless magnus that died?

>>3456704

There's no real drawback to this, so yes.

>>3456704

Do you have a source or artist of the picture?

Yes, without a second thought.
That's not a real drawback.

That's not a drawback. So, yes. In a fucking heartbeat.

>>3456779
Wait, so she won't be able to go get a job? Being forced to depend on me for the rest of her life would make her kind of depressed. My waifu is the type of girl that prefers to be able to stand up on her own two feet.

>>3456704
Is there a drawback to this?
Anyways, wouldn't care, as I don't have a waifu.

>>3456704
...
I'm sorry, I fail to see a drawback to this. We would live together, I'd be able to see her as soon as I get up, and I'd be able to see her the moment I go to sleep, we'd be able to eat together, clean our place together, and spend every second of our lives by each others' side.
The only thing I'm wary of is if, after becoming 'real', she loves me or if she doesn't know who I am at all.

>>3457556
Fascinating!

I don't really obsess over one girl in particular, but there's lots who I'd be happy bringing here were I offered the deal. In a heartbeat.

Bringing her here feels like destroying her character so no. I do want go there, though.

>>3457556
But then she dies and you're left to long forever, without her.
BAD END

>>3457650
That's much more preferable to living the rest of my life having never met her.

You guys are a lot less NEET than expected. I don't know if I'd want to live with someone. I want my space.

>>3457556
>>3457681
This made me sad.

>>3457797
Oh? May I ask why? I'm curious as to how my feelings affect others.

>>3457732
Congratulations on not having a fucking clue what NEET means.

>>3457802
Because you are unlikely to experience any of this, because I am unlikely to experience any of this, because I used to have daydreams like this, because I can't have them any more and I am both happy and sad about this and because I know that if either of us does experience something like this it will most likely be a disappointment in the end.

Kagami wouldn't let you drive without a seat belt by the way.

>>3456704

Three times

>>3457896
My, my, a nihilist, are we?
Also, I'm fairly skinny. It's really easy for me to sit like that, even with a seatbelt.

>>3457732
The word you are looking for is hikki

Why wouldn't I?

These Kagami stories are so sweet... ;_;

But, why Kagamin? Lucky Star sucks.

>>3459339
Thank you!

>>3459390
I don't know. I just watched Lucky Star and fell in love with her. I didn't really choose her.

>>3460409
You didn't choose your waifu, your waifu chose you?

But Kagami is a lesbian.

>>3460514
Only in the character songs. The anime does not hint at such a thing.
Dammit.