/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3456019
Do traps do it for you? Pic related only if you use your imagination.

>>3456044
Well, in theory, yes. But they in most pictures, they're pretty much treated as women with a slightly larger clit who only does anal. And in real life, they're really lucky if they manage to achieve typical 3d standard, which I already regard pretty low.

Futas have vaginas as well, so they can't be gay.

Very carefully.

Show her your dick.

She'll be embarrassed, but her Japanese genetics will force her to immediately become your sex slave.

>>3456093
Post pics of her in school first. There's different approaches for ugly girls and the pretty girls.

Carve her name into your forehead and kill yourself.

She grieve your death and devote her life to your memory.

>>3455893
Because Touhous need sex and Unzan is the embodiment of pure manliness and therefore has no time for bitches. He only shows up for stage 3 because otherwise the fight would have been boring.

>>3456102
Sorry, I don't really have any pictures of her face.

Start leaving dead animals in her mailbox with love letters attached

The hardest Touhou

”やらないか？”

>>3456113
erm why the dead animals?

>>3456108
WHAT BS IS THIS!!! WHEN THE SCHOOL SWIMING CARNIVAL HAPPENED AT THE SCHOOL I WAS STUDYING AT AND WAS NEW TO (Was from OVERSEAS!!) I GOT PLEANTY OF PHOTO ANDDDDDD VIDEO THE JAPANESE GIRL...

Of course I failed horribly over the year and had given up by half the year or earlier (WHENT HAT BLOODY JAPANESE GUY STOLE HER AWAY!!! THE TRAVISTY!!)....

Get photos, casually.... and comically.... she will hide.... get photos of NOT JUST HER but everybody.... then report back with photo's and this topic... Act quick or you've lost her.

>>3456108
Photos of yourself?

>>3456139
Are you retarded or just Brazilian?

>>3456108
who said anything about the face

>>3456144
.... I had lived in isolation for several years before I started that school...,.. towards the end of the isolation.... I got hooked to anime..... No one ever told me NOT to fucking bring it up.

Was dead before I even knew it.

Make her lunch. It works the other way around at least...

Briliant! Make her lunch having never talked to her before! No, not creepy in the slightest! Ha! Sure success!

move on.

If she's a virgin, rape her. Shame is a powerful weapon.

>>3456093
Tell her how much you like VNs and Touhou and all the good stuff.
She will be impressed and proceed to have sexual intercourse with you.

Don't ever ask her any questions about Japan or where she's from until she's at least your friend. Keep asking questions an she'll only consider you her student.

DO NOT MENTION THE WORD JAPAN AT ALL

You could start by running to the room of the three gargoyles. Push in the right tongue and a door might lead you down a staircase into the wall climb. Here, you must choose your next path. You could race up to the observatory, spin the sundial and pass into the room of the golden idols. Once there, push down on their faces to release the doors, that may take you below or lead you into the shrine of the silver monkey. Assemble the statue there and you may be headed for the torch room. If the elevator is up, you could jump into the elevator and descend into the mineshaft. You might climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. Find the key and it may unlock the tombs of the ancient kings, allowing you to climb into the spider's lair. If you escape, you may have a chance to sit upon the throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, you'll be able to crawl into pit of despair and finally make you way through the cave of size, back to the temple gate. The choices are yours and yours alone. Good luck!

>>3456108
do you have pictures of any other body parts? like, ummm... limbs, intestines?

>>3456224

Also don't mention the war.

I said it once but I think I got away with it

Tell her you like Anime

I once was in love with a Japanese student at my high school way back in 2001-2002. She was beautiful and has the biggest cutest eyes I had ever seen(she was half Japanese). I failed in my quest though. A few years later I talked with her in 2005 on the phone for about 2 hours. I found out that one of the reasons why she did not take me seriously as a love interest back in 2001 was because she had thought I only liked her for her Japanese culture, and not her. When I told her that I had always liked her because of her. After I told her this, she said she felt depressed and was sorry about the way she acted at that time. If we would have had classes together now, we might have gotten together.

So moral of the story... DON'T LET HER THINK you ONLY like her because of her Japaneseness(but of course you do, but you will have to hide it well).

Picture semi related. I don't have a pic on this comp, but I always thought Hitomi looked just like her. they have the same eyes and facial structure.

OP here, thanks guys great advice. I'll follow through on it.
how do i rape her?

you don't, she'll likely beat the crap outta you first.

>>3456093
>Theres a girl I like
>shes japanese
>How do I make her my girlfriend?

Add her on Facebook

Make a facebook. She most likely has one. Talk to her IRL and on facebook make nice comments on her pictures..

>>3456628
>>3456635
this only works if you're good looking

OP here

I managed to get a pic of her. We even exchanged numbers, here she is texting me.

What should I do now?

>>3456628
>Facebook
Okay, i lol'd on this one.

Show her your village's tribal dance and god statues.

OP you're lucky to even know a Japanese girl! All the asians around here are Chinese or Viet

>>3456776
rape

>>3456800
chinese are just the same

>>3456776
hmm slightly chubbish, wears glasses (+points), for the way she's sitting i'd say she's pretty easy going (or a total slut), i'd say give it a few days of getting to know her then casually ask her out for a drink or such.

So you managed to get a pic of her... Wearing a Japanese school uniform... Surrounded by other Japanese people... Why are you people buying this shit?

>>3456776
also you go to a japanese school do you?

>>3456817
wishful thinking obviously.

>>3456776
*Looking closely*
Humm....... .................. ...
Something's strange on here.

heres me(not OP) with a bunch of them. too bad I got nothing from none of them. : (

>>3456862
did you flash your wallet stuffed with thousands of yen?

>>3456866

nope : ( I only carry plastic.

>>3456868
that's your problem.

>>3456862
nice

Are you seriously asking /jp/ how to get a girlfriend? /jp/ doesn't know because if we did know this place would be empty.

>>3456862
> nothing from none of them
watch those double negatives, son

I married a Japanese girl and had two Japanese girlfriends before.

One thing I noticed is that Japanese girls smell different. Don't smell bad, just different from westerners. If you smell their dirty clothes, they have a very different body odor then westerners. I like the smell. Every Japanese girl I have ever met has had a smell very close to it, and I think I am addicted to it.

>>3456912

BR?BR?BR?

>>3456919

My first Japanese girlfriend was 17 and she was a high school girl. We were very..."physical". I have to say, that was one of my personal dreams I achieved. She turned out to be very emotional and depressing, so we broke up. first time we did it, I asked her to wear her school girl uniform. One of the single most satisfying moments in m life.

im domst vbeiliver any ofd youoj sayingh tath youi sall gorts joanoise girrfrends bceaause i am jaonese ans dont lki westrerners -_-

>>3456950

Japanese women are notorious for "fading away". they hate confrontations, and many western men are confused when their Japanese girlfriend suddenly "disappears". Most Americans think it is a rude and cowardly way to end a relationship, but what I found out is that is the Japanese girl culture's way of saving you face. Japanese will do this, as to minimize a shameful image to both of you and to save face.

Japanese girls are very aware of their public image. If you make them look stupid or give them a bad image by being with you, they wont.

>>3456968
Those are not common Japanese Engrish misspellings. I know because I teach English as a JET teacher.

>>3456968
Those are not common Japanese Engrish misspellings. I know because I teach English as a JET teacher. Meaning, I don't think you are Japanese non Japanese bro.

>>3456919
Creepy motherfucker.

>>3456093
Compliments always work.

Striking up conversation is incredibly easy. "Hey, you look pretty tired." Something neutral. Grasp at anything, and let her talk about herself. It's easy to do. Then, after that initial bit, you can greet her without awkwardness. Just keep her talking.

But if she's resistant to conversation, she's not interested, and she's missing out so fuck it.

Good luck! I'm sure you'll do fine.

stay away, unless you like huge hairy muffs

>>3458402
OP here, shes shaved. I checked.

>>3456994
go ate hambargur!

>>3456776

Yeah, I have this pic saved on my hard drive too.

from last year.
gg

this thread is bullshit.

>>3456919
I have noticed this too. All races have different odours. Black women smell like musky brownies.

>>3458828
your bullshit

Go say hello to her... Japanese style.

>>3458857
What about it?