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Umineko real solution Erikantrice

https://www.docdroid.net/lnzdHQc/erikantrice-manifesto-pdf

Erikantrice is the theory that explain all umineko with 3 points:

1)same culprits for every game Kanon and George
2)ep5 and ep6 is explained with Erika=Kanon the detective fantasy of Yasu
3)Ikuko is Yasu all umineko is the magic version of her trying to make battler remembe

I finally activated the charm.

>>34544244
Hello new ostrich

>>34544257
I also bought Ciconia.

Is this considered good art in Japan?

>>34544244

>>34544270
Ryukishi's artwork is considered god-tier. Haven't you seen the sheer amount of on-model porn?

>>34544270
Not just in Japan. Everywhere.

If she were my daughter I'd....

>>34544349
dress her up in really cute maid outfits.

>>34544360
give her infinite allowance and hugs

>>34544365
>infinite allowance
Not a good idea. Satoko needs to learn how to handle money properly.

>>34544374
I'm Greek

SATOKO SHOULDN'T HAVE BIG BREASTS! I'M GOING TO SUE THE BASTARDS!

>>34544388
What do you think about the optimal girth of Satoko's boobery. then?

SATOKO SHOULD HAVE BIGGER BREASTS! I'M GOING TO SUE THE BASTARDS!

>>34544396
itty bitty or bust

Guys what do i do, I just jerked off to photos of Satoko and I feel so much shame. At any normal time I would feel sick to my stomach whenever I see a lewd Satoko, but not this time. It's like saying you jerked off to photos to your daughter, Jesus i feel like I'm going to puke my guts out just thinking about it. I never expected to feel this bad about jerking off to a 2d image. What do i do bros?

>>34544409
This?

>>34544417
Yeah, yeah!

>>34544378
PAY DEBTS

>>34544568
I will, after you get unraped lol

i just woke up and SATOKO UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>34544590
satoko satoko satoko

>>34544590
It's impossible. It's been quite a long time and I feel like there's no fix for this. I sleep late because I think of Satoko. I wake up and there it is. Satoko. I can't. Satokoooooooooooooooooooo

She's too strong for me.

>>34544667
This image. This is the iconic JKtoko. That casually aggressive stance. That repressed anger. That incredible body.

There is something about satoko in the bathtub

>>34544685
Sex sex sexy sex

Reminder

>>34544279
[red]Ostriches bury their eggs. The holes they dig function as nests. They lean their heads into the holes to turn their eggs. Ostriches do not bury their heads to evade predators. Ostriches deal with predators by fighting them or fleeing.[/red]

I'm torn. After a full year I decided to replay Umineko again, this time with voices.
But the voices are either always too loud or too quiet, they aren't adjusted at all and I have to go into the settings whenever the OST changes. Also, I feel like the sound effects were brutally turned down to not interfere with the voices.
I originally played Umineko with deafeningly loud music and I feel like this other version doesn't hold up, but some of the VAs are genuinely good.

>>34544768
it's actually the OST that isn't properly mastered, the voices have a reasonable dynamic range but some of the songs are at max volume like the dumb organ song

>>34544753
>EGGS! THEY HAVE EGGS THEY AREN'T PUSSIES!! WHERE'S MY FUCKING CHIN!!?!?
Don't abuse the red for your inane faggotry

>>34544783
A shame. Does it get better sometime in the later games? I'm at game 2 atm.

>>34544844
Yeah, there are long stretches where everything sounds alright. I remember the beginning was the worst part for it, I haven't noticed much wrong from episode 4 through 7, which is where I'm at.

>>34544768
I remember most of the voices being okay-ish on balancing, EXCEPT, for some fucking reason, the goats are WHISPER silent. That one really confused me. They are almost inaudible.

>>34544224
It's ok. Nobody will deny your truth. Now RIP, my beloved Italianon. They won't come for the mystery but for pedo posts.

Rena is literally me.

Fucking hell. I'm writing the narration to my mystery, and it's over 7K characters long so far.

>>34545519
I can't believe anon digs through junkyards and kidnaps and molests their friends

>>34545298
why Rip
i will never die,

also mystery when?

>>34545544
It's literally longer than Umineko...

>>34544270
Yeah. Satoko is so perfect, even silly shoops like that are still great art.

>>34544417
But those are quite huge...

>>34545703
satoko has big boobies always

Ange with Chiesters > Ange with seven stakes

>>34545719
Ange with penis >

>>34544202
Can't download Umineko, mega is being a bitch. There's some notation about sharing bandwidth, how does that work?

They got ryu07 on the new MuvLuv anime as the artist

>>34545785
soul

>>34545742
Just download it from here: https://nyaa.si/view/1325411

>>34545814
I cannot look at a single image of this character without images of her with a giant cock appearing in my head. /07/th ruined me.

>>34545825
What seems to be the issue there, child of man?

>>34545856
penis look like amogus

>>34545814
Alright, thanks

>>34545939
What are some obscure official WTC arts only you know?
I, for example, have never seen this image before and couldn't find a single source of its origin (other than from the page where I found it).

>>34545939
>>34546100
oops didn't mean to reply

>>34546100
I am discovering some new artworks myself now.

>>34546342
Does Yasu really?

>>34545602
>>34545544
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

>>34546100

>>34545544
The second person mentioned in the narration is the culprit. I refuse to elaborate.

>>34546371
I don't know how Yasu does it.

Why is making a mystery so fucking hard? Not >>34545544 btw

>>34546739
it'sgetting harder and harder each day

they keep sexualizing maria wtf, only i'm allowed to do that

Guess what else is getting harder?

>>34546513
I shortened it to 3.8k characters now. I had to leave out a lot of the details, which I guess I'll have to compensate for by giving you out more hints and reds throughout the game.

>how did this person die in a closed room (and the answer will always be something absurd like "the room has no walls" or something)
Easy
>actual mystery narrative with a culprit, a detective and everything
Hard

>>34546100
Alot of them probably come from dead promotional websites, and the only place you'll find them is some anon's buried hard drive.

>>34546932
Try to come up with good closed rooms, it's not that easy. Narrative on the other hand should be a piece of cake if you even just have a regular high school degree.

>>34547033
Yes, but this is literally the only piece of image I couldn't search back to its origin.

>>34547064
>regular high school degree

I was homeschooled

In English, can you say you are IN love with someone even if it is platonic? Genuine question.
Just trying to find arguments for whether it is platonic or romantic love.

>>34547217
Go away.

I regret drinking last night my head is fucking pounding

>>34544414
Always remember. If you ever masturbate and feel shameful, He is with you.

peace be with you friends

>>34547217
As everything, it depends on the context.

>>34547243
So Hinata Nonoka posted a slightly modified, higher res version of that 14 years old pic.
Nice to see old artists returning to Higurashi.

>>34547217
You can't. You can platonically love someone, but you can only be in love if it's romantic.
The love between Lambdadelta and Bernkastel is undoubtedly of romantic nature.

Rare Pochacco-Satoko

Picture not related.

Sketchy Satoko

>>34548271
she is a babe but i have never seen a single true beatofag in these threads

>>34548271
Yes

>>34548319
*he

>>34548271
The manface always comes out eventually.

>>34548321
Indeed.
>>34548319
I do like her very very much. She was more popular before the answer arcs were released. Nowadays she seems to get mentioned only to make hilarious and original posts about transvestites or mystery memes.

Ara

>>34548351
It's a shame that hindsight completely changes people's perspectives on a character. Pre-Chiru Beato was fucking great, but have fun finding that nowadays without thinking "They got that detail wrong about her" or "Did they really play EP4 and still think Beato was a separate character?" Not to mention the obvious memes about her since she's now irreparably tied to a character that will forever be debated on what set of genitals they had before they got smashed on a rock. It's sad, but I suppose that's human nature for you.

>>34548543
I take a fat liquid shit on human nature.

Beato is extremely bland compared to Bern and Lambda. Umineko is the sort of thing only contrarians like, so naturally they don't like the main choice.

>>34548598
Bern and Lambda seem unique if you are 14 and have never seen an edgy character before, yeah.

>>34548598
Is that why Beato won the 07th popularity contest?

>>34548621
No wonder people like Ange the cold angsty edgelord, they're 14 mentally.

All anons that diss Lady Lambadelta will be vored.

>>34546932
Make Italianon as detective or his shit.

>>34548649
Ange is fun because she's such an edgelord though

>>34548659
f-fuck you lady lambda oh no what's going to happen to me haha

>>34548688
Don't care, still the worst aunt. Plus you're GAY.

Yes, Ange reminds me of myself. Tell me something I don't know.

damare natsuhi

>>34548730
>Tell me something I don't know.
You are probably diabetic

Why are hornyposts always about Bern or Lambda? Use a different character for once.

>>34548769
Bern and Lambda have that special thing that make them perfect for giant vore posting

>>34548785
Get better fetishes.

>>34548795
Those are the ones your mom likes.

I didn't choose to like wtc.

>>34548785
Using a niche fetish for shitposting is not a good way to spend your time anon, at least go with something you actually find arousing like pegging or chastity.

>>34548968
>>Using a niche fetish for shitposting is not a good way to spend your time anon
All joking aside, I am a legit macrophile, I like seeing people get crushed to death by edgy god witch characters like Lambadelta.
>at least go with something you actually find arousing like pegging or chastity.
I am not a fag, ew.

>>34548749
wouldn't you know? it's the type of thing that shows up in blood tests, no?

>>34549015
>wouldn't you know?
I do, I am not diabetic.

>>34548543
>"Did they really play EP4 and still think Beato was a separate character?"
huh?

>>34549003
>All joking aside, I am a legit macrophile
I thought you wanted to stop joking? I don't believe that anyone gets off of vore unironically, it's a meme fetish like futa or furry.
>I am not a fag, ew.
Oh, my bad. You're just trolling.

>>34549083
>I thought you wanted to stop joking?
Sorry, I considered your post to be a joke.
> I don't believe that anyone gets off of vore unironically, it's a meme fetish like futa or furry.
You are innocent and that's good I guess, but the 100+GB of giantess porn I have prove you wrong.

I get off to the idea of shrinking Ange and keeping her in a jar, but I'm not autistic enough to write a wall of text about it.

>>34549083
b8

>>34549117
not creative enough*
ftfy

Jesus fucking Christ. Does anyone have any normal fetishes here?

>>34549110
>the 100+GB of giantess porn I have prove you wrong
I have 50GB of gay porn saved to shitpost on french internet forums, that doesn't prove anything.
How could you possibly get off to vore but consider pegging to be gay without trying to bait?

>>34549163
posting about normal vanilla stuff doesn't get any (you)s

>>34549163
I never asked for my fetish. I wish it could get deleted somehow.
>>34549176
>I have 50GB of gay porn saved to shitpost on french internet forums, that doesn't prove anything.
Yeah, for "shitposting", right.
>How could you possibly get off to vore but consider pegging to be gay without trying to bait?
Pegging involves the male getting penetrated up the ass, which is rather gay anon, sorry I had to be the one to give you that particular reality check.
I do prefer crushing to vore.

>>34549229
>Pegging involves the male getting penetrated up the ass, which is rather gay
Pegging explicitly involves the act of penetration between a man and a woman, it excludes any homosexual pairings by definition. How is that supposed to be gay ss opposed to vore, which allows any number of girl on girl or boy on boy combinations?

>>34549293
>>Pegging explicitly involves the act of penetration between a man and a woman
Wait a minute. Isn't pegging the thing where the woman tapes a dildo on her vagina and fucks a male or female in the bum?
> which allows any number of girl on girl or boy on boy combinations?
In vore, no penetration is involved, which makes it extremely ungay and heterosexual.

>>34549318
Wikipedia agrees with me, pegging is for the gay peoples.

>A few instructional movies and books have emerged in recent years, including Bend Over Boyfriend (1998), based on a series of lectures and workshops by Robert Lawrence and Carol Queen and co-produced by Fatale Media, Inc. The movie was created and directed by Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano, SIR Video Movies co-founders. Bend Over Boyfriend originally inspired Dan Savage to call the act "BOBing" but his readers subsequently voted on the winning term, "pegging"
Bobbing hehe

Years of porn use has warped your minds. Take a break from midget transvestite voredom or whatever it is and go outside. You probably only like this stuff because porn overuse made you need more and more degenerate material to get off.

>Is already admitting to be a degen who wants to be eaten alive
>Still cares about being called a fag for having a pegging fetish

>>34549379
I have never fapped to a "normal" porn video, I literally had this fantasy ever since I was a wee lad.

>>34549318
>>34549333
>"Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating his anus with a strap-on dildo"
>t.wikipedia
Pegging is a heterosexual fetish as gay people would rather watch gay porn, obviously. A sexual act cannot be gay if there are only two people of opposite genders involved.

>>34549163
the people with the most extreme fetishes are also the ones who are most likely to obsess over them 24/7
it might also have something to do with more tame fantasies being more emotionally involved and therefore not the type of thing you would want to boast about. Handholding, hugging, kissing, whispering affections back and forth implies a lot of vulnerability, the admission that you want to be loved for a start, compared to 'I want to be sexually dissolved into nothingness by an uncaring, archetypal force'.

>>34549406
At least I HAD a source, unlike you, and wikipedia names its sources anyway. Pegging is gay lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnL8MWODrr4
Why is this sound effect in combination with these faces so funny?

>>34549476
It isn't.

>your WTC
>your fetish(es)
>screencap of your 4chanx thread watcher (NO CLEANUP ALLOWED)

Lambdadelta
Pregnancy, lactation, mommies, healthy relationships and UNDERSTANDING
Pic related

>>34549469
>At least I HAD a source, unlike you
But anon... I had a source, you hadn't.
>anyway. Pegging is gay lol
I accept your concession. It's always sad though when a discussion ends with the complete and utter defeat of an opponent by lack of arguments, try harder next time.

>>34549513
why are you like this

>>34549513
Not funny

>>34549513
>/m/
>/x/

>>34549513
No.

>one lambdatard is a vorefag
>another is a degenerate /x/fag
What can be done about the Lambdatard menace?

>lambdatard
Hehh

I'm going to begin compiling a huge list of the personality types of each and every characterposter on /07/th. Expect a pastebin soon enough.

Hahah, once again I am sowing discord and negative feelings on this silly thread!

>>34549621
>discord
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Stop templateposting.

>>34549634
What

>>34548769
yeah we never hornypost about rika or satoko.

>>34549648
it's a pretty simple joke anon

>>34549648
>a rikaposter
But of course. Who else could it be?

>>34549659
And I am a pretty simple man!

>>34549615
Do it, I want to base my next [purple]purple[/purple] mystery on characterposters from /07/th.

>>34549583
>>another is a degenerate /x/fag
Worse, he's also from /a/.

>>34549659
>>34549668
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DUMB RIKAFAGS KILLYOURSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Post characters that need more porn.

>>34549615
I hope I am included and you have to say very nice things about me.

>>34549684
Satoko.

>>34549684
I mean, it's just fucking unfair.

>>34549668
he intentionally confused your use of "discord" with the communications platform "Discord"

>>34549684
Satoko.

>>34549684
I will eternally complain until the day more exists.

>>34549684
Satoko

What did Ryukishi mean by this?

>Lambdatard

>>34549769
means knox and van dine matter fuck all.

>>34549769
He meant that Yasu wasn't really a servant. In fact, during the Rokkenjima incident, Yasu was the rightful heir and head of the Ushiromiya family who was only pretending to be a servant.

>>34549795
>MUH HECKIN HEADCANON DOESN'T ALLOW THEM RULES!
Cope, Knox is valid.

EEEEEEEEEEEEVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the anti-porn rangers!

>>34549819
there was a whole scene in the play where yasu quit being a servant, did people miss that or what

>>34549819
Heir or not doesn't change the fact that Yasu was objectively a servant, for he served the Ushiromiyas as furniture. If you put Krauss in a maid costume and make him clean is he suddenly not a servant because...????

They're not mutually exclusive.

>>34549513
glowie

>>34549819
As if Knox would be content with that excuse.

>renafags
delusional schizos
>mionfags
SEETHING and most certainly didn't ask
>shionfags
don't exist
>satokofags and rikafags
mindless drones. if a rikafag makes a post that implies sentience, he's actually a bernfag.
>takanofags
don't exist
>ooishifags
something very very nice about them
>lambdafags
schizos (less potent than renafags) with degenerate fetishes. no sense of humor
>bernfags
metaposters that only break character to hornypost. fairly based until they seethe.
>angefags
delusional edgelords that relate to ange way too much. they are the source of 90% of blogposts in 07th threads
>battlerfags
each one is like a mini-pastanigger. they have a fraction of his strength but there's more than one. still the most bearable characterfags by far.
>blackbattlerfags
battlerfags who are also bernfags
>yasufags
haha trannyfuckers
>rosafags
autistic betas
>willfags
not funny, didn't laugh
>featherinefags
lambdafags or bernfags in disguise
>miyaofaggots
literal faggots
>vierchads
very based and literally me

What would happen if Rika ran into Takano after 1983? Would they pretend not to notice each other or awkwardly say hello and keep walking?

>>34549769
That Shkanontrice is fake and gay

>>34549926
newfag: the post

>>34549926
DIDN'T ASK
DON'T CARE

Why can't a servant be a culprit anyways?

check this

post based dudes

>>34549989
Van Dine's 11th:
A servant must not be chosen by the author as the culprit. This is begging a noble question. It is a too easy solution. The culprit must be a decidedly worth-while person — one that wouldn't ordinarily come under suspicion.

>>34550001
*snap*

>>34549989
because it was a cliche and van dine didn't like it so he wrote a bunch of guidelines for his fellow writers. he also didn't like cop out answers like "durr he was just pretending haha."

>>34550001
Chadtoko indeed

>>34550001
>>34550007
>>34550012
You're glowing, Lambdafed.

>>34549926
based

>>34549989
Too cliche.

>>34550061
Kill yourself.

>>34550061
Satoko is too retarded to end up as anything other than a prostitute.

>>34550061
Why do I love drawn sluts but hate them irl?

>>34550061
satoko's dyke clothes are a lot hotter than this

>>34550061
based

>>34550012
wow

>>34549989
This rule can be expanded as No close person as murder because for him OS TOO EASY MURDER HIM

Too much moments together woth the victims
No hardworking

>>34549926
Miss
>Italianon Chads
Too bust to take PH.D. to be able to post

I don't get the appeal of mystery novels. I like Umineko for the shounenshit.

>>34549824
So is uncle rape.

>>34550160
Because you didn't study
There is no better feeling that find out that your theory was true in the end of the story.

Mystery are for people with superiority complex that can understand instead of judge because are so superior that can understand why others are inferior

>>34549769
Ryukishi07: "I actually inserted that Red to test whether a player had understood the true culprit in the fullest sense. People who did not understand would clearly be misled."

>>34549926
>>>ooishifags
>something very very nice about them
I am epic.

>>34550205
Rosabros...

>>34549926
ooishiposting is rare meaning they're also fags for another character.

>>34549931
I'd love to flip her switch

>>34550235
Well, that much is true, I am also a Takanofag and a Rikafag.

>>34550205
What a hack
Shannon is still technically a servant even if she had a different title attached to it

>>34549858
see
>>34549855

How would the club react to Satoko's decision to become a prostitute? Would she even tell them about it or still pretend that she has some honorable job while secretly sucking off old men for money?
Imagine if Keiichi, Ooishi and Satoshi visited Okinomiya's red light district together years later and suddenly, the naked slut awaiting them bound, blindfolded and gagged, is an unexpecting Satoko. How would they react?

>>34550254
>>34550205
Ryukishi thinks that he can apply his own logic to Van Dine to get around it.

>>34550270
drop dead

>>34550249
Ewww.

>>34550292
Did you fart or something?

>>34550270
That's awful. Never suggest that again.

The WTC I most resemble is Satoshi. I want to die.

>>34550322
Congratulations on waking up from your coma long enough to post this.

>>34550322
You want to hurt your family members?

Post one WTC related image that describes YOU perfectly.

>>34550288
>>34550318
Okay but imagine it. How would they react to a defenseless Satoko, granted they're all horny?

>>34550027
E-excuse me?

>>34550343
No.

>>34550343

>>34550346
Okay but imagine never posting again and maybe hanging yourself while you're at it.

>>34550334
I'm still in it. The coma is this mind-numbing depression.
>>34550340
I often used to fantasize about killing my sister, but now I'm too depressed to care.

I love that one anon who always explodes in anger everytime somebody hornyposts.

>>34550278
A common Japanese way of thinking

>>34550343

>>34550343

>>34550322
I used to resemble his helplessness. Some scenes of him with Shion remind me of me hanging out with someone I used to know.

>>34550322
I'm more similar to Teppei.

>>34550027
E-excuse me?

>>34550346
Those three gentlemen would never do such a thing with a woman bound, blind and unable to speak! Not to mention two of the three in the room would murder the other two if they tried anything with a 'unwilling' Satoko.

How do I get a Shion gf?

>>34550404
God, Ep 4 bored me to tears. Ange is one of the most uninteresting and annoying narrators I've ever seen.

>>34550424
>>34550358
How embarrassing.

>>34550343

>>34550469
oh no

>>34550249
based rikanoCHAD

>>34550425
Considering that at least one of these gentlemen already blushed for a younger, less developed and inexperienced Satoko, I would argue that the possibility exists.
Especially since Satoko would be willing in this scenario as long as she doesn't know their identities, she became a prostitute of her own accord after all.

>>34550343

>>34550499
Satoko would certainly never do that though.

>>34550322
Looks or personality?

The WTC I most resemble is Ange. I want to LIVE.

>>34550343
Literally me.

>>34550531
personality

>>34550526
You sure about that?

>>34550532
Curious choice you got there then.

This general is terrible.

>>34550576
that scene uses her taking off her st lucia uniform as symbolic of her giving up on school, not symbolic of becoming a whore

re:vore

I don't like things.

>>34550466
Shut up

The WTC I most resemble is Rika. I abandon my friends often and I give up fairly easily. And I'm often treated like a fucking princess. And I'm dumb.

>>34550593
there's very little difference.

>>34548785
True

>>34550605
it's okay to not like thing

>>34550618
maybe if you're a fucking moron

>>34550550
Then you're boring af

>>34550630
Stop being lust incarnate.

>>34550630
like Satoko.

The WTC I most resemble is Yasu except I'm not a tranny.

>>34550620
Sentences like these make me wonder if they even love each other and aren't just goofing around because they're mischief incarnate. Especially when they get serious in ep8 and all of sudden they're against each other.

What I'm saying is that Lambda fucks shotas.

>>34550643
Haha, no.

>>34550663
ugh satoko stop i am becoming sex

>>34550644
Satoko is a moron, but she has PTSD about being touched and there's no way in hell she'd become a whore. For fun? Maybe, in some anon's erotic delusion, but for pay? Never.

>>34550661
Lambda does not fuck shotas
She fucks lolis

>>34550657
KINZO WAS AFRAID TO COMMIT THE SAME SIN AGAIN

YOU CAM'T GWT OREGNANT A MAN SO YASU IS FEMALE

>>34550343
I can't, how are you able to describe yourself with just one pic?

She fucks shotas. I'm certain. Something about her just screams "I LOVE LITTLE BOYS". Bern probably finds shotas annoying and wouldn't fuck one in 100 years, but Lambda seems like she would stalk a single shota for several weeks. She slowly corrupts his mind through naughty dreams and makes him a slave to certainty. By the time Lambda sets her sights on a shota, his fate is CERTAINLY sealed. There's nothing that can be done. Many witches have lost their sons to the great Lady Lambdadelta and can do nothing about it. The senate enables her unhealthy pedophilic tendencies and refuses to listen to any complaints or protests on the matter. Just think of all the little boys in Lambdadelta's basement. All they do all day is play video games and occasionally get their turn at sex with Lady Lambdadelta. Horrific! Someone please stop this monster. She must be stopped!!!

>>34550695
One picture is worth a thousand words.

>>34550678
>but she has PTSD about being touched
Oh shut the fuck up already.

>>34550702
Do you have ANY single piece of evidence for that? Lambdelta is gay

>>34550738
>Do you have ANY single piece of evidence for that?
Yes

Did you buy?

>>34550738
Erika seems to like it plenty.

[red]shota hentai is only good if the shota is being raped by a massive futa cock[/red]

>>34550738
I love how you keep posting this image as if it means anything.

>>34550755
Of course!

>>34550783
[red]for you[/red]

>>34550620
god this line makes me horny as fuck every time

>>34550785
I posted it twice and it's not even the most gay moment that she had

CRYPTO ISN'T REAL

>>34550810
You don't have to be a vorefag to think that Lambadelta eternally licking you is hot.

Just realized Lambdadelta is Majin Buu. Am I retarded for taking this long to figure it out?

>>34550844
BUU SEE YOU

>>34550821
BUY BUY BUY!

SUPER GHOST KAMIKAZE ATTACK

>>34550820
Standard anime girl flirty shit, pretty much all anime girls would be at least bisexual if we take those moments seriously when they're just meant for audience pandering. When things actually get serious they turn on each other with murderous intent.

I am a ghost I am a ghost

>>34550861
Very well. I buy. What could possibly go wrong?

>>34550755
What are?

GO GET HIM, GHOST

>>34550880
you don't cuddle with your enemy on a bed in fragment 1209380923854098 like they did in that scene

Italianon here
Where i can buy Beato coin?
I trust Umineko reader

>>34550909
Right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>34550928
el oh el

>>34550880
>Bern and Lambda say that they are in love with each other for the 34763288228 time? It's all a funny joke guys don't take it seriously
Pathetic.

>>34550928
I don't get it, is Rick Astley an investor? Is he never giving up his money?

>>34550928
But exist?
I have some millions to waste into this magic

Send link

>>34550789
>tfw didnt buy into dogecoin before it spiked

?

ONII-CHAN SAVE ME

MYSTERY WHEN?

[red]Person died.[/red]
Explain

>>34551127
>ywn be raped by Lambda's magic penis
Why exist

>>34551163
Satoko drained their cum until they died.

>>34551163
People die.

Remember we said mysteries were a fad?

>>34551147
I was gonna post my mystery, but then you showed up, so now I don't feel like it.

>>34551196
A 130 year old (or something) fad.

>>34551163
[blue] time age there was a human called person who had suffer so much in his life, his parents died in an incident and his new famillt beated him, his sister had a cancer and he needed to work 12h at day to pay her medicine, at school he was bullied all the day even by professors and he end up with future since he could not effort University. this person is called White race [/blue]

>>34551196
They take very little off these threads now that they've been moved to a dedicated board and you have the script to incentivize people.

Just had sex with Lambda. She said she's going to eat you all, but not me because I'm based.

Look at this cute Satoko haha

>>34551227
Not if I coat myself in poison first!

Lambdadelta is Satoshi

>>34551227
>She said she's going to eat you all
Hah! I have Hashimoto's disease so if she eats me, she's going to get it too!

>>34551252
That's not Satoko.

>>34551200
...........ok maybe i must post my mystery
is almost complete here the premise.

"the culprit is you psycho" Italianon said with his god tier smug.
"aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh nooooooooo" Italianon said after wake up, he had a nightmare about a pathetic mystery in which the culprit is a criminal (sadly being german is not a crime yet) and he taken 2 days to solve it, disguting.
This nightmare made him paranoid, statestically it is unlikely that some tragedy could happen in a hotel isolated from the world for a storm, but Italian was unable to sleep so took some precautions to be able to sleep again.

starting from the prison, he put a seal on every single door and ,since murder was now totally impossible, he returned peacefully to sleep.

the next morning, he find the seal on his door(inside the room) and went to check all the others ...........Italianon check them all ...... but really all ...... he couldn't believe it.


"""REEEEEEEEE WHO THE FUCK HAS REMOVED ALL THE SEALS, IT IS NOT WORTH VIOLATING THE RULES YOU HAVE TO REMOVE ONLY THE SEALS OF THE DOORS YOU ENTER REEEEEEEEE BASTARD" ""

Every single seal of every single door had been removed, to the desperation of our detective but something immediately jumped at his sigth ....... one seal had not been removed ... only one .... ..on the sacred room .
Athought grew more and more in Italianon's head .... and the more it grew the more he got excited

"""it is impossible, yes literally impossible ..... so why am I so excited to know what is inside this door?""""

>>34551050
Open a 5x long on BTC and ETH.

>>34551291
Not gonna read any of that.

irrumatio

>>34551315
because u dumb so u can't

>>34551294
>Open a 5x long on BTC and ETH
I have no idea what that means

>>34550343
Satoko satoko satoko satoko

I don't get how the fuck do you guy have the patience to read lines and lines about some fucking mystery game on 4cchan

>>34551345
>>34551340

>>34551340

>>34551349
because is fun
why you read Umineko if not?

>>34551349
Everyone here is an autistic retard

>>34551358
She's calling me a loser on purpose, in order to get fucked.

Satokosatok satoko satoko

I have a mystery for you, /07/th.
Wanting to be pegged by Shion after she dressed you up in cute maid dresses is heterosexual.
Wanting to penetrate Miyao or Kanon dressed as girls is homosexual.
Why is that?

Umineko is just a forum game. Battler is some guy with a Phoenix Wright avatar and Bernkastel is some guy with a Rika avatar. The meta world is a metaphor for the forum itself.
I refuse to elaborate.

Guys I want to sniff her crotch and tickle her armpits and lick them too! they must be real stinky! hahahaha

>>34551379
She's calling you a loser because you're a loser, period.

>>34551387
Satoko Satoko Satoko Satok Satoko satoko SAtoko shaatoko.

>>34551399
A loser that's going to rape her.

>>34551368
Because Umineko has really fun characters, a great soundtrack and an interesting story.
i won't be a cunt about it tho, have fun.

[red]pineapple doesn't belong on pizza[/red]

>>34551343
You buy some BTC/ETH and then enter a "position". A long position with 5x leverage means that if ETH or BTC go up 1% you'll have a 5% return instead. The catch is that if it goes down too far, based on how high your leverage is (5x is pretty low), you get "liquidated" and lose all of your money. Leverage over 10x is like gambling on steroids but 5x and below is pretty normal.

>>34551408
The only thing you can rape is your own hand.

Dumbtoko

>>34551426
Idiot, you can't rape the willing! And I am a very strong individual, Satoko wouldn't be able to resist.

>>34551425
Ah I see, I am still deciding if I want to get into this or not
They require a lot of verification just to get started
Do you mine as well or just trade?

>>34551433
Satoko can tear textbooks in half with her bare hands, she would destroy you if you tried anything.

>>34551390
BEHOLD MY THEORY
[blue]One of these two scenarios features a man and a woman, whereas the other features two men. The scenario featuring a man and a woman must be heterosexual, as heterosexual implies an action that contains two separate biological sexes. The other scenario is the opposite. Both participants are men and as such it's homosexual. The actual sexual action itself has no bearing on gayness of the action, it's the sex of the participants that gets to decide that.[/blue]

>>34551433
You rape your conscience as it looks down on your deplorable actions.

>>34551451
How thick were those textbooks?
>>34551455
My conscience is what led me here in the first place, that thing's broken.

Jesus just thinking about Dlanor makes me feel funny, I want to massage her frail body until she's fully relaxed. Then I want to carry her to a sauna where she'd get really sweaty and stinky, Her body would be really tired after spending a long time in the sauna. I would then give her a tongue bath to cool her down making sure I lick every crevice of her tight body while sniffing her armpits. Once I'm done with my tongue bath we'll both cool off by going into the pool, since she's too short she'll sit on my lap while she bounces on my knee. while she's doing that I'll massage her tender body, letting her release a small moan since her body is so sore and tired. we would then go home where I get started on dinner and she would have a quick nap after such a long day. I would make alphabet soup with some grilled cheese sandwiches, a personal favorite when I was a child. I would gently wake her up and set her bowl and plate on the coffee table by the couch while we watch some tv. Once she's finished eating, I'll carry her to the bathtub and set it to a nice warm temperature. I would wash her hair with shampoo and conditioner while scrubbing her body with body wash, once that's all done I'll rinse her off and have her slip into her silk PJs. we'll both brush and floss our teeth before carrying her to bed where I'll read her a bedtime story before kissing her goodnight.

>>34551452
U-UNBELIEVABLE!! My perfect mystery was solved with the first blue truth! I applaud you, smtfag anon.

>>34551409
I READ UMINEKO FOR THE CHARACTER

I READ SOMETHING FOR THE CHARACTER

TRADUCTION THE STORY IS SHIT

>>34551452
>The actual sexual action itself has no bearing on gayness of the action, it's the sex of the participants that gets to decide that.
Says who?

>>34551451
>>34551466
She has around 100 kg grip strength judging from the thickness of those books. That's about twice that of average adult male's. Even if we go for a very conservative estimate of 75 kg, it's still at least 50% more.

>>34551527
That said it's entirely possible all higus have superhuman grip strength. Who knows what these hands can do.

>>34551527
Welp, seems like I will be afraid of commit the rape sin if I ever tried it with Satoko, damn.

>>34551542
She could literally tear you limb from limb.

>>34551466
>>34551433
Satoko makes traps out of anything and can seemingly always has a handy rope to pull next to her, wouldn't surprise me if she also has a trap down there to prevent rape.

>>34551394
HOLY SHIT
ALL HIGURASHI,UMINEKO AND CICONIA ARE DISCUSSION IN SHIT ONLINE FORUM WHERE USER CALL THEMSELF WITCHES.

the sea of fragments is desuarchive

>>34551555
>try to rape satoko only for her to crush your head between her fingers and your dick to be vagina dentata'd to heaven
I just wanted to love...

I want to fall victim to Satoko's trap.

>>34551555
Makeshift vagina dentata.

I just want Satoko to crush my head with her armpits as I asphyxiate on them

>>34551568
>>34551580

I just want to have a normal relationship with Satoko, I don't know what all you weirdos are on about.

>>34551618
I want to cuck you out of your relationship with Satoko because I am an asshole like that.

I just want Satoko to be happy, but unfortunately I know EXACTLY what you weirdos are on about.