/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sleep mouse and strong cow make a good combo for a harem.

Strong cow as big spoon.
Sleep mouse and little spoon.
You stuffed in between

>>34515495

Good morning. Wurm is BEST

imagine fucking a rat

first impressions are important,
how do you make your entrance when the portals open?

>>34515495
It would be fun to try out a physique swap spell on them so you can have a tiny cow and a huge mouse to cuddle.

>>34515483
Rodents of unusual size

>>34515528
>how do you make your entrance when the portals open?
are you going to push back and run into the portals?

>>34515528
I'll go with "record scratch & freeze frame"

>>34515528
I'm going to put on a bunch of signs asking someone to point me in waifu's direction

>>34515528
running naked carrying a small shovel screaming for wurms. Disregard anything that ain't a wurm

Spiders are the natural allies of humanity, jump into an Arachne's web to show how much your appreciate her race.

Maybe the lie that monster girls are killers is spread by desperate monster girls to get rid of the competition

>>34515653
>gods
But one of them is a housewife ghost...

>>34515528
>Oiled up
>Wearing nothing but underwear
>Run through portal to Desert Kingdom
>Keep running into the desert sands
>Bypass the sign that says "Danger: Sandworm Territory! Keep out!"
>Keep running
>Feel a rumbling below
>Get flung up into the air as a giant beast emerges
>Make a salute to the people watching on in complete shock with a tear streaming down my cheek
>Close my eyes with a smile on my face as I accept my glorious fate
>Get swallowed up by the sandworm and disappear into the sand below

>>34515689
Japanese gods are small gods.

>anon moved away after saying he never wanted to see a cheshire ass ever again

What other kind of tragedy films are there for mamono?

>>34515689
Not like I know the context, but ''kami'' is more of a nature spirit of sorts so likely the translation generalized them all as gods.
That's why everything can be a god in Japan, kind of why ''hell'' can be a decent place there since there isn't an exact translation to their hell realms.

>>34515761
Husband dies and the Will-o-the-Wisp won't give him back.

>>34515761
>Anon Alped

>>34515761
Any movie where there is a widowed Mamono.

>>34515798
Monsters don't cuck other women. They would find a way to bring him back and at most a harem would form.

>>34515794
>Hellgirl gets pregnant with twins.

>>34515761
Pre-mamano era movies like of mice and men

>>34515515
>hakutaku finds out anon is into massive minotaur muscles
>hakutaku starts hitting the gym

>>34515985
Needs to be more MASSIVE

I had a thought, depending on how the cursed sword balances, the ass o the tits are gonna be bigger. For example, a cursed saber girl will have bigger tits due to the fact its sword is tip heavy while a rapier is more balanced to the hand which means big fat french ass

>>34516026
Give her a chance, she's only been going for a few weeks.

>Yeah bro I can totally handle a harem of monster girls fucking all the time
Reminder you'd all go insane on the first night

>>34516087
Big ass with no tits is always superior to big tits with no ass. Give me my handle-balanced swordgirl any day of the fucking century.

Woke up to a Wight wife commission delivery
https://files.catbox.moe/5lsieb.png
Artist is https://twitter.com/yonaga_san

>>34515495
I prefer a to have a musclesheep as the big spoon personally.

>>34516198
always like his stuff

>>34516198
Thanks fren

>>34516198
nice

>>34516138
That is a gropable tail.

>>34516180
never said they had no ass, just said what would be bigger

>>34516198
Damn girl, whachoo doin' wit all dat junk in yo trunk?

Looks like these elves are getting desperate for husbands if they are risking to compete with the kiki cleaning unions

Fish

>>34516284
what wouldn't elves do, I thought they had pride?

>>34516253
I can't think of any "tits bigger than ass" pic I've seen that I liked, honestly.

>>34516314
Only the old ones,i bet younger elves are more open to change

>>34516354
what is that vacuum

>>34516290
I will now pleasure myself with this fish

>>34516198
>wight with brown hair
neat

How would he fare against Fairy mamono?

>>34516379
MAMONO MANA CLEANER

>>34516087
What about cursed lances?

These are Lescatie women. What will you do with them?

>>34516446
how does it work?

>>34516455
Probably get some sort of built centaur out of it.

>>34516396
Usually more of a black but every artist has their own takes which is cool.

>>34516457
Commission a better artist.

>>34516490
You shouldn't be mean to people. I'm sure he was trying his hardest.

>>34515483

>>34516465
Probably sucks off dirt without too much hassle

>>34516457
But anon, we already know what Lescatie armor looks like, that's not it.

>>34516457
Abduct them as soon as they assault me. Question is what is the best thing to do with Lescatie POWs?

>>34516519
them knife ears be havin a bewtichin spell or something cause I want to molest those ears

>>34516508
You're right, I'm sorry. I woke up cranky today and I'm taking that out on other people, which is uncalled for. If I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all.

>>34516354
Do people actually have their rooms like this?

>>34515761
That miserable chesh makes me sad

>>34515483

>>34515761
A compilation of fox borger images and gifs

>>34515546
>are you going to push back and run into the portals?
it worked for the argonians

>>34515616
why a small shovel

>>34515546
>"You see, Automatons have a preset fuck limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down."

>>34516749
easier to run around with

>>34516689
based mantis and bugs

>>34515546
Do I look a man that wishes to stay here

>>34516807
ive never seen you so i dont know

>>34516803
Silksong when? I need more cute bugs doing Dark Souls things.

Big spider venom sacks

>>34516803
based on what?

>>34516803
big booty khepri present a strong argument

What the fuck? All I told a fox was "Can you help me?" in Zipangese.

>>34516803
I like the look of that mino and her massive msucles

>>34515483

>>34516853
Help yourself

>>34516853
Just leave as fast as you can, hopefully it will take her a while to get out of that on her own.

>>34516853
shes teaching you how to tie knots

>>34516853
What would happen if I told an old fox I had some baba in my eyes?

>>34516880
Need cuddle

>>34516891
She somehow made it to my room now. Help!

>>34516948
slap a seal on her and scram

>>34516948
Being relentless chased by a tied up monster is kinda hot

Ancient lamias need some love too you know?

>>34516845
What does one do with a big khepri booty?

>>34516970
give me all that is ancient and I shall give you all that is new

>>34516803
I don't think I could resist seeing a Vamp Mosquito look at me like that

Loadouts are the sexiest part of a robo girl

If you have no weapons on you and there is a monster girl in front of you, remember this. Hug them, they can't get out and do anything in a good hug

>>34517079
Well it depends on the monster girl but yeah sounds like pretty good general advice

>>34517079
>hug a slime
>get stuck and raped for hours
Nice "advice" jackass

>>34517079
>Yeti
Ha! You're not hugging me, I'm hugging you!

>>34515528
Throw shiny things at her and ask her to be my harpy wife.

>>34516967
Back at home. Danukiseal™ didn't work.
Guess I'll go get a hairbrush now...

KC had a series of fun posts the past few days about MGE dungeons. Translated by DeepL. May not be 100%.
>KC:On the first floor of a dungeon where adventurers gather, there is a tavern and inn run by a monster girl, and 50% of the adventurers are eaten (in the sense of sex) by the employees. 50% of the adventurers are eaten by the monster girls in the depths when their information is leaked from the inn.
>Someone else:In other words, unless you go as a couple or a pair of lovers, they'll eat you.
>KC:The human wife adventurer will be turned into a monster by the magic in the dungeon, and the husband adventurer will be eaten (in the sense of sex) at the rest stop on the way, so it's still 100%.
>KC:It's been said that where people gather, merchants gather, and where men gather, monster girls gather. So I'm sure there are some! There are likely to be Tanuki stores in the middle of dungeons to help adventurers, but there are also likely to be items that attract monsters, or items that have become monsters themselves!
>KC:By the way, you can get strategy information on the demon girls living in the dungeon from the Ratatoskr informant stationed on the first floor of the dungeon! You can also get information on the informant herself! (Actual proposal)
>Someone else: I'm sure they'll tell you that the sword from the weapon shop across the street is effective against that monster, or that if you wear the armor from the armor shop there, even magic won't work against it, and they'll make you buy equipment with fertility or aphrodisiac effects. By the time you get to the demon girl you want, she's ready to eat!
>KC:There's a lot of information about equipment that works great for demon girls! (There's armor that increases perspiration for Beelzebubs, robes that increase body odor (male odor) for beastman girls, and accessories that make semen easier to accumulate and more delicious for Ghouls.

>>34516457
Looks like Druella missed a spot. Let's fix that.

>>34517162
I love rigged dungeons

>>34516096
>Gonna rape anon
>Gonna *huff* rape anon
>All for anon, *huff* gonna rape..

Miko turned into a vampire.

>>34517162
>rest stop right at the beginning of the dungeon is the wall for 50% of adventurers
nice, that's a pretty funny concept

>>34516457
>1997
>Lescatie is a walled maximum security prison.
>Breaking out is impossible.
>Breaking in is insane.

>>34517162
i'd be the type of idiot that runs in with nothing but the starter weapon and a helm and run in as fast I can into the dungeon and somehow clear

>>34516853
>>34516948
Understood

>>34516853
>>34516948
Call a professional foxbuster.

>>34517162
What happens if I defeat the boss? Do I let her go or drag her out in hopes of collecting reward money?

>>34517162
>DeepL
balls deep

>>34517159
>Danukiseal:tm: didn't work
>ask for my money back
>Nukicorp refuses
>take them to court
>I lose
Apparently their "lifetime guarantee" referred to my life as a single man.

>>34515919
Desmugging mamano by showing them movies about depressed men in a world without monsters live

>>34517287
echidna breeds you

>>34517239
>apple juice
oh no she knows the secret

>>34517239
That was fast!

>>34517162
damn machine learning has really improved translations

>>34517162
>You can also get information on the informant herself! (Actual proposal)
How do you ask that?
>do you know any lolis with big mofu around?

How do i protect myself from lilims?

>>34517357
call 'em shit tier

>Tell Danuki that the stuff she sold you didn't work
>Say your'e going to sue
>Rapes you
>Looks you in the eyes
>"You wouldn't sue your wife, would you?"
>Stupid smug raccoons

>>34517357
A stalwart travelling companion (sexually frustrated)

>>34517357
Just say no. Monsters can't touch you if you don't agree.

Reading the whitehorn story posted by amoeba really put me in the mood rest with a monster in front of a fire in a cabin while sipping hot cocoa and listening to Lotr on audiobook with or without the additional yandere rape

>>34517357
Tell them that their dad has a present for the most useful one.
And run as they fight amongst themselves.

>>34517239
Imagine not getting Anon to "teach" her so she knows which muscle groups to focus on. Dumb dorky sensei.

>>34517239
nice

UUUUUOOOHH
LOLI ANUBIS EROTIC

>>34517357
Grab the tail. Every succubus variant is extremely weak to it and will lose instantly

>>34517379
This is true. Rape isn't an entirely accurate translation. Monstergirls would never fuck a guy (who didn't secretly want it) without their consent.

>>34517122
>yeti gets into an hour long hug-off with anon
>both are wrestling and rolling around claiming they're the dominant hugger

>>34517418
needs headpats and help her build lego sets!

>>34517457
i would come up to them and say you're hugging each other than walk off

>>34517312
But I don't want to and don't have to. I ain't settling down with a gacha addict.

>>34517437
I know this is a joke but I'm the type to touch things without thinking so if a demon or succ were moving her tail in front of me I would probably grab it and not realize it until a few moments after the deeds been done

>>34517437
what would if I lick the tail?

I want to kiss a pregnant Bapho's tummy!

>>34517495
that sort of reflex will get you in trouble in a world where pic related exists

>>34517495
A pet cat is surprisingly effective succubus deterrent as it will constantly slap at their tails.

>>34517529
This picture has long since overstayed it's welcome

>>34517529
*kicks trashcan down hill*

I wonder how my monster girl wife would react to finding all the questionable shit I've been fapping to.

>>34517447
>>34517379
Are you a lilim spy trick us?

>>34517552
>mindbroken by lilims in a trashcan with only their tails exposed
damn... lilims really are overpowered

Pharaohpharaohpharaohpharaoh

New chapter of this shit.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30589223/chapters/76578422

>>34517552
its those damned baphomets that keep putting them in there

>>34517529
What would happen if I put the tissues I used while masturbating into that trashcan?

>>34517590
No trick. Monstergirls don't touch men that don't want it;therefore, if they touch you it means you wanted it. QED.

>>34517487
>"Eeeeeh? Come on, you have to say who's the winner!"
>Yeti has anon pressed tight against her snugglelumps so he can't talk

>>34517638
Why would Bapho put the art I drew of my waifu in the trash? That's just mean.

>>34517654
do not agitate the lim bin

>>34517686
because by saying you love big boobs you are only lying to yourself and they want to help you discover your true desires

>>34517638
What's worse than her tiny titties is her tiny eyebrows

>>34517707
Baphs are old hags LARPing as little girls. They're doubly shit.

I'm going on the warpath and every h'orc, jungle cat, and amazon I encounter will be defeated and made into housewives to show how man is the superior warrior!

>>34517707
But anon my waifu is a loli

>>34517412
I like that everyone here has different horns

>>34517748
they are lolibaabaa
the best kind of loli

>>34517757
I'd get jumped by a jungle slime about 2 seconds in.

>>34517768
They are itsy bitsy tiny babies and I would not have them on my team.

Oh fuck bros I gotta sneeze so bad

What if I just told the succubus trying to rape me I'm saving myself for when I get married?
She would understand and not rape me, right?

>>34517834
you'd get married on the spot

How do I become a dark mage's husband/familiar?

>>34517757
>h'orcs are now well-bathed and dress modestly
>ocelomeh now carry feather-dusters and no longer eat meat on friday
>amazons now have sex via missionary
>environmentalists and anthropologists villanize anon for endangering the wild and its cultures

>>34517834
-excerpt from the hit book 101 Ways to Get Accidentally Married

>>34517844
newspaper ad

>>34517418
What did he whisper to her?

>>34517606
nice

>>34517770
Jungle slimes are dangerous to even experienced adventurers.

Caw

>>34515859

>>34517844
There's always job openings.

>>34516290
Minette one day, brother.

its wabbit season

Congratulations Anon! All of your hard work performing countless menial quests for the Adventurers Guild has finally paid off! You've been chosen by the Guild leaders to embark on a high-level quest in which you have to retrieve a priceless artifact from a dungeon guarded by a supposed "powerful being". This quest is obviously deemed to difficult for one person alone, however many of the guild members are too scared to take it on. Worry not though, as one brave adventurer has decided to take this on with you!
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
One of these comes walking through the door to greet you, and off on the quest you go! How does it go? Do you retrieve the artifact in question? How long do you last until the imminent raping occurs?

>>34518064
>The teammate is the Echidna disguised as a human
>She is the owner of said dungeon
Yeah i know how this is ending

>>34518064
>Wight
She fucking planned this.

>>34517844
>Mana Marker
>Difficulty: 1 out of 3
>Mana Cost: 1 out of 3
>Also, in nations where humans and monsters live together, an unconventional use of this spell is to cast it on unmarried human men to help them get together with specific races of monster girls. Markers that can be strongly perceived by the corresponding race that a man desires are set on human men. These markers tell other races of monster girls, “I want to be joined with a specific race, so keep your hands off me”, and an extremely wide area is affected, so it's like a man advertising himself to every individual of a particular race that he is seeking, and unmarried individuals from among them will probably gather before the man, scrambling to be first.

>>34517961
>Is that a Kakuen?
>SHE'S GOT A GUN!

>>34518077
How many floors do you power through before she starts to heart pupil you?

>>34518064
>Tritonia
it's gonna be slow going

>>34517844
Become stronger than her thanks to your MC powers

>>34518064
>Bicorn
I guess I'm going to be busy building a larger "party" before getting the artifact is retrieved.

>>34518119
The instant the entrance gets blocked or you reach the "last" floor

>>34517606
Thanks crumble, always enjoy your stuff

>>34518132
>Strong as fuck but still subservient
All my yes

>>34518279
>Not playing the trope of "The bodyguard is stronger than the boss"

>>34518064
>ittan momen
Maybe the real treasure was the cum rag I found along the way

Has KC gone too far with the NTR hate?

Make sure that your witch wife has 2 IQ at least,being good with magic does not mean you are smart

>>34518382
The final form looks a little like Agni

>>34518064
Got a Humpty egg, I would have preferred being oblivious to it's existance.

>>34518382
Too bad sorcerers can't be a continued thing in the MGE. A charismatic retard with dragon blood slinging world ending spells or something would be a sight.

>>34518370
He can hate what he wants but I worry for his mental health, he cares way too much.

My waifu's art got finished.

>>34518476
nice goat

>>34518370
I think his hate is justified, but he really does put too much effort into hating it.

>>34518370
No

>>34518370
What did he do?

>>34518064
>Alarune
How does that even work?

>>34518064
>Shoggoth
Excellent, this is going to be an amazing adventure with a helpful companion.
>How long do you last until the imminent raping occurs?
Until the first night.

>locking the window won't help you

>>34518370
He didn't go far enough

>>34518382
In the last panel, doesn't he say something like "When are you planning on dying?"

>>34518565
>brave adventurer raped by house plant in local taven
>claims he thought taverns were safe rooms and that the quest hasn't even started yet

>>34518613
>A loud noise awakens you from your sleep

>>34518370
NTR is cancer and if you enjoy it go back to /trash/. The fact that you faggots get butthurt that he privated twitter and consider him not letting you faggots shit up his setting is "going too far" speaks clearly on how cancerous you are.

>>34518064
>Gremlin
Can't wait to see what contraptions come from this.

>>34518565
Day of the Triffids, anon. Plant girls can easily uproot themselves to get about.

>>34517492
That pic shouldn't be happening

>>34518565
A dead cat turned into a plant that still thinks it's a cat.

>>34515483

>>34518672
I want a big great white Mershark who rockets 30 feet into the air with me on her attack

>>34518064
>Arachne
sneaky sneaky fishing line

>>34518064
>Trumpart
Looks like I'm questing to wonderland and this could be anything from a low tier 2 or 3 card to a Face card that will fuck me up.

>>34518651
>Plant girls can easily uproot themselves to get about
imagine a rootjob

>>34518740
Well, if it’s a face card at least the quest itself will be a breeze. Though you may be playing more of a support role in that case.

>>34518795
Party cumpump is a highly important and respectable role

>>34518672
G A P M O E

>>34518651
>it's a sword
>get this anon it's a sword
>but it hangs off your cock
>guess what it runs on
>what do you mean that's stupid

>>34517606
Hell yes, thank you. Been running out of material to read

>>34518064
>lava golem
I'll be honest, they're higher up on my list of likes than many others. Guessing it's near a volcano

Don't swim while wearing jewelry or you'll get attacked by vicious barracuda mermaids

bully the tallies

>>34518740
>>34518795
>Ace of Clubs
>she just gives you a tabard with her club card pattern on it, then goes to bed
>"I'll catch up"
>any time you run into a difficult spot in the dungeon, she pops out of it long enough to wipe the room with a single spell, yawns, and retreats again to resume naptime
>you're not sure how, but somewhere along the line she covertly replaced your underwear with club-patterned ones

Pic occurred to me after writing this.

>>34518982
I read this and all I could think was "It's a gun, Anon. A gun that shoots wives. DAKADAKDAKA"

>>34519048
What if it's in the cold region?
>Snowy, subzero temps
>Lava golem adventurer companion there to keep you warm

>>34518064
>High Orc
Both of us charge to the dungeon yelling WAAAGH and then I get raped after we retrieve the artefact

>>34517606
More writing, yey

>>34518064
>Brave adventurer Jubjub
Huh?

>>34519379
Her power comes from being cumflated

>>34519258
>post quest bang
hot, especially if it's in the dungeon'a final floor next to the corpse of the boss

>>34515483

>>34519415
>Getting reverse mating pressed by a still partly armour-clad, sweaty, blood-soaked muscle mamono on an adrenaline high from killing a bunch of monsters.
Hot indeed

>>34517851
Worth it for owning a fruit orchard along with two to three demure ocelomeh wives

>>34517757
You disgust me and I hope you get raped by the first tribe you encounter

>>34519516
I bet they'd look nice in a victorian dress

>>34519467
>slashing her axe all over the place
>finally dealt with all the beasts
>go over to congratulate h'orc
>tell her you sure are glad that's over, always thought we'd get em
>she starts to heart pupil between breaths
>I always thought you were kind of cute
I imagine she'd be able to break the world record for tearing anon out of clothes

>>34515528
Walk around town with a cane and a blindfold, waiting for fate to decide my wife.

>>34519554
>still on that bloodrush from fighting as she's fucking her anon
>didn't realise he passed out about 2 hours ago due to pleasure overload and several fractured bones

>Big dominant monstergirl
>Married to a meek little guy with low self-esteem
>Tries to use maledom talk to build his confidence
>Yells that she's "addicted to his cock" and her "hips are moving on their own" while she's annihilating his pelvis in the amazon position

>>34519578
Imagine the post-adrenaline sweaty and fluffy h'orc aftercare

>>34519454
The art is good, but god damn do I not like the self-insert male OCs in pics like these.

>>34519578
>fucking so hard they smash the artifact in question

>>34518064
>Griffon companion
>Starts with me asking if I can ride her as a mount
>Ends with her riding me
We just can't win, bros.

>>34518476
Adorable goat waifu
>>34519613
I don't see why. The mermaid guy had a bunch of dudes with faces being happy with their wives, it's nice seeing monster girls living their lives.

>>34518476
I'm sorry, anon, but I'm going to have sexual thoughts about this goat. She's too cute.

>>34519613
I always wondered, why do most of western self-insert male OCs have some kind of military history in them? Is it some kind of a western thing?

>>34519636
>Horc upset as she walks back with anon
>Mumbles her apologies about breaking the treasure
>Anon stops. His warm, consoling smile twists into a grin that could make a Cheshire blush
>Looks to her tummy, pointing at his seed slightly trickling down her thighs
>"Maybe he real treasure was the babies we made along the way"
>Horc hits him

>>34518448
This is why you should mostly disregard MGE if you plan on doing your own shit like sorcerers.

>>34519613
Meh, I am not gonna knock a guy for loving his waifu, though if I were to commission a piece I wouldn't want myself inserted into it when the focus should be on the waifu.

>>34519650
You gotta let her ride you before you ride her, it's only fair.

>>34519613
Wasn't meant for us. Which is fine and all, but I don't know why it's made its way here.

>>34519544
Oh definitely, have to save that for the cooler days though. Very cute to embarrass your daughters with baby pictures of them in Victorian swaddling clothes

>>34519691
I guess there's nothing wrong with wanting to put a self insert in there, I just think that most westerners self insersts that aren't just porn-inserts are, for a lack of a better word, cringeworthily designed.
They just don't feel like they fit in at all and remind of of some bad cross over fan fic.

>>34519656
>The mermaid guy
Who?

>>34519729
Honestly I only feel that way about the ones with glasses and stubble

>>34519729
I agree its not something I like personally, my guess it stems from deviant art nonsense. If you want to insert yourself do it as anon or a meme character.

>>34518064
>Dorome
Fuck this I'm running off with my new wife.

>>34518116
>Ben Daimyo vs the Wendigo is just an ocelomeh wrestling a wendigo over a man and getting interrupted by a vengeful German wisp

>>34519733
mermaid guide, fuck.

>>34515483

>>34519779
What is a Dorome wife like?

>>34519814
still wont surrender

>>34519671
I guess it's the same as fantasy adventurer/warrior, translated to modern/future setting

>>34519594
Not going to lie: An extroverted Ushi is the perfect waifu. Sure, your pelvis isn't going to ever fully heal, but you no longer have to worry about needing to speak up at restaurants when your order comes out wrong and other social situations that cause introverts to die.

>>34519243
There are volcanoes in cold places too.

>>34518064
>Pharaoh
This is the first time I've gotten what I want on the first try from these things. I'm not quite sure why a pharaoh would go adventuring though, maybe she's not the first in line to inherit and feels the need to prove herself or it's all a ploy to lure out her grape snake rival. Either way I'm not going to complain about having someone with max charisma tagging along

>>34515483

Treat a monster the same way you want them to treat you. Ask them first if they can let you touch their tails.
You wouldn't want a monster touching YOUR tail without your consent, right?

>>34520257
i want to be slowly touched

>>34519814
The fuck are those, metal tampons for her horsepussy?

>>34520257
...yeah, right.

>>34520290
those are vials

>>34520087
Google Image Search sure knows how to hurt me.
>>34520290
I dunno, I don't play Arknights.

You guys got any more ideal gf monster girl pics?

>>34520257
>Treat a monster the same way you want them to treat you
I am unable to bring myself to bully a massive mino, though.

>>34519818
I am reminded why I married her every day.

>>34518064
>Phantom
I'm dead... literally. Her mask is really cute though. Maybe I can woo her with my mad tenor vocals?

>>34520327
Here you go anon.

>>34520290
Anon, that's rude. Monsters only bleed from their vaginas once.

>>34520257
I want a monster to slap my ass and call me her bitch, it doesn't work when it's mutual.

>>34520336
Then she'll just have to bully you double to make up for it!

>>34520389
>implying any kitsune that old would even be paying attention to modern events
She probably still thinks that samurai are still running around willy nilly.

>>34520327
There was an Anon who did a couple more this year.

>>34520485
Yes, she will. I suspect it'll be another Raging Mushroom night, which is her favourite kind of night.
It's also my favourite, too.

>>34520327
>>34520496
I know he made some more, but I remember these two in particular.

>>34520519
is there a baphomet one?

>>34520530
If there is, I haven't seen it.

>>34520326
If you promise to delete the off topic image I'll tell you newfren
axem

>>34520377
Ah yes the perfect proportions

>>34520327

>>34520620
Ushi ears look so molestable, I'm sure that they are the weak spot

>>34519765
>If you want to insert yourself do it as anon or a meme character.
Ya ever notice that the people who portray themselves as an attractive anime or cartoon character are always fat and ugly in real life while the people who portray themselves as disgusting ugly caricatures tend to look normal. Wonder how that happens

>>34518064
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Type_Index
You know I really should just reroll this, but considering a Index is a type of book...
Cursed Grimoire girl?

>fren
People that use this are just being ironic, right? It's just some abstract bait that I'm taking by posting this, surely.

>>34520816
Lol.

>Are you threatening me, master samurai?
>The court will decide your fate
>I am the court

>>34520908
Ma'am, I'm just looking for busty Manticores.

I want to pleasure pear shaped loli Tsurara-Onnas and Ice Queens thoroughly, and drown their little cold buttholes in hot semen.

>>34520981
I want you to drown in GILF pussy.

>>34520519
I'm still exceptionally happy how this one turned out. I'm glad he was able to make my wife so perfect.

im going to try and make the perfect bapho runya gf in paint wish me luck

>>34521081
Godspeed.

>>34518064
>Greenworm
>Yes, this was what actually came up and I'm not just bandwagoning on the whole worm spiel
Unless the powerful being in question is some sort of animated vegetable, I don't think she's going to be that much help. At least avoiding rape is as simple as picking her up by the armpits and depositing her a few feet away from me each time she tries to latch on.

>>34521193
But Anon.
What if it's a Greenworm under Megamorphosis?

>>34518064
>Mummy
She wears a bunch of light cloth and leather armor with a sword and the only thing she shows is her eyes down to her mouth. I get past the first 3 nights by touching her nose but get overpowered when she gets used to evading me. She helps me out to the end of the dungeon until her Pharoah tells her to keep me there forever.

>>34515483

>>34521448
Mmmm... milk.

>>34521448
She's not the usual saytros bartender, something seems afoot.

Since technology is primitive, can I enslave fairies and make them do all the dirty work like how they use dinosaurs and other animals in the Flintstones?

>>34521515
>what are gremlins
>what are automatons
no
also thats rude

>>34521500
Oh don't worry about it. It definitely isn't a drugged drink meant to knock you out so that the saytros bartender who is most definitely NOT currently hiding in the back can drag you off in your sleep, honest!

>>34521515
Demon realms can be pretty modern. Areas in Court Alf have stuff like magitech electricity and submarines. He has also said there are guns on the level of modern ones created through magitech.

>>34521515
Those who abuse fairies risk a pixie urethra fisting

>>34521596
Luckily snakes are trustworthy, unlike foxes.

>>34518064
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
A sea horsie, i liek sea horises

>>34521097
i did it

>>34521669
fuck forgot her twintails AAAAAAA

>>34521669
nice, anon

>>34521682
fixed and added her twintails

>>34521234
The only one allowed to use Harden in this situation is me.

>>34520908
i'se got a big bowie, a rifle, and a revolver, lady, I ain't no steel swingin barabian

>>34521724
still, nice

>>34521653
>snakes are trustworthy
Wait, that doesn’t sound right

>>34515483

>>34521500
Nothing afoot there, that's a lamia. The usual girl probably got fired for drinking all of their product.

>>34521012
No thanks, those are old.

>>34521234
If she looks like Wonderworm but green, I will consider Greenworms.

>>34521193
Just throw her at the being to sedate it, then give her a good dinner and dicking for a job well done.

>>34521724
What a cute magicless nerd. Good job anon.

>>34515483

>>34520742
>kiss my tail
I headcanon that manticore tails have a mind of their own when they're not actively in use.
Give your manticore a goodnight kiss and then her tail snakes up your body, expecting a kiss as well, which of course you give.

>>34518064
>Shoggoth
perfect, will serve as armor as I run around. Also will be raped constantly but that s the price you pay for protection. will probably get the artifact

>>34521759
Imagine being in MGE and going through your day just enjoying being single... and then suddenly seeing something like this.
Terrifying.

>>34520730
Ugh what a drama queen she is

>>34521871
adorable and perfect, runya a cute

>>34518647
:^3 lol fag.

>>34520519
This one too, and there was a slav ice queen one

>>34520257
i have doctrine in my life
I likes ya and Is wants ya, so we can do this the easy way or the hard way, choice yours

>>34521944
baited for this exact response

>>34521862
>She doesn't do anything, just stares at you from around corners
>If you try to approach, she just runs
>Damn fox, what deceptive trickery is she up to?

>>34522004
then see if you can find out her name and call her out next time you see her

>>34521857
>ask shoggy why the armor is feeling up your jock
>she says watch this
>ratatouille-style body control through moving and caressing your cock

>>34516175
I welcome the mindbreak. It's like a holiday.

>>34522023
hmm, perfect I am lazy, so would perfect to beat the boss while asleep

I'm going to put a sealed bag containing my essence into an envelope with a message for my address and write some random address on the letter then send it off at the local mail harpy. I will pleasantly await whoever wins the wife roulette to show up at my door.

>>34522072
>it's a cu sith

>>34518064
>Cu Sith
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

>>34522072
>inb4 a pissed dude comes asking why the fuck you sent cum

>>34521193
>don't know what she can do to help out
>an idea comes into your head
>start leveling up your culinary skills
>make dishes and have the worm taste test them
>become expert chef in the span of a few weeks because mamono mana
>facing evil boss
>make a dish that it loves so much that it just gives away the artifact
>happily go back to the guild, artifact in hand
>couldn't have done it without my little worm
>going to give this little sweetie cocoon time for being such a good helper

>>34522089
>>34522092
Damn now that is a string of bad luck

>>34522092
Offer the evil boss a nice doggo to play with and run away with the goal

>>34518064
>Mad Hatter
I didn't think that they were the adventuring type. Or that Haberdasher was a class.

Still, it seems only the mad will take on this quest.

>>34518064
>Bogey
Its time to boogie down, baby and kick some ass. I get the artifact and get a cuddle rape. I love it

>>34522143
>Baymax but a Bogey instead who also wants to fuck

>>34522118
>destroys the boss elegantly using facts and logic
Hatter makes this too easy

>Playing latest monster dev rpg
>Fox party member and one of the many possible love interests
>Actually a great character, really well written
>Going through her story arc, come to a dialogue choice
>"Anon, I need you to trust me on this, do you trust me?"
>Y
>N
Shit

>>34518064
>Cait sith

I use all my energy to split my own aorta open and die instantly. If they tried to have me resurrected I do again to become super dead

>>34515483

>>34522228
If this is a difficult choice for you, you should probably hit N anyway.

>>34522228
>Y if hag and has that body type as well
>N if not above

>>34522234
She may not be high on the waifu list but she can be effective. She can be just like your own little Yuumi buffing you to the moon. Maybe you two can just be good friends.

>>34522199
Ah Hatter is doing the Charisma/Speech playthrough.

>>34522238
>milk
strong bones she's got

I wanna see a minotaur and werebat discussing fashion at the belt store

>>34522100
I mean I'm down to clown with a Cu Sith but that's besides the point and more with /trash/ than with /jp/. About the only monsters I objectively refuse to fuck are Devil Bug, Baphomet, Alice, Humpty Egg, and Large Mouse.

>>34522366
same deal except add lilims, slimes and the siths

What are the forgettable monster girl power rankings? Is Xiongmao #1?

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>>34522400
lantern girls got to be up there.

>>34522406
I- Is that an amazon-troll?

>>34522307
>belt store
>full of guilty gear-esque fashion
>full of minos, werebats, and edgy species like cursed sword

>>34522431
urge to bully rising

>>34522427
No, it's just a regular troll.
But she acts like an amazon.

Left: Yo! New guy. Join my tea party, or else...
Right: You would be wise to join my tea party.

What do you do?

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>>34522366
Fuck off furfaggot

>>34522507
i beat you brits once and by the power of freedom I shall do it again

>>34522517
Teaching little wights the wightstrut!

>>34522490
Perfect wife material

>>34522245
It's only difficult because I want to hit Y, but years of experience and hundreds of warning stories hold me back

>>34522406
Everybody gangsta until the sahuagin waterbender whips out the whipping towels.

>>34522534
Then teaching little wights to take it in the butt!

>>34522640
Now, not every wight is going to teach their little wight to take it in the butt.
Some might want to teach them to take it down their throats first!

i wonder, I like swords a lot and if I saw a sally, lizardman, or similar monster girl wielding a sword, I would nerd out about the type, steel, and construction first, then nerd about which specific swordsman manual it fits perfectly. I wonder would they find that endearing or weird?

Would a tanned elf be offended if you mistook her as a dark elf?

>>34522659
She's step all over your cock DElf style just to mess with you, before realizing that she likes it

>>34522400
I remember handjob pandas every time I imagine monstergirls subverting human society after a portal opening. That's not often, but it's not never. The real trick here is that if you remember them to put them on the ranking they're not THAT forgettable.

>>34522583
Ideal GF anon was a great guy. I can't wait to see his nice muscled-up girls when he eventually gets to where he wants. Despite being a beginner artist, he actually learned about shading faster than many other thread drawfags and whatnot very quickly, and his stuff was very endearing.