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[x] Cast Magic Missile

/a/ + /tg/ = /jp/
its totally nuts, but i love it

>>345116
Thou must gather your party before casting magic missile

Roll for initiative

Stoop lake is afraid to leave his stoop.

>>345124
You roll your balls between your fingertips.

It felt nice but you feel the need to take action!

[X] Ask Cirno to turn it into snow

A plan from the strongest woman in Gensokyo would be the strongest plan.

[ ] Ask Cirno to turn it into snow

[x] Genuflect

[x] FALCON PUNCH
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE MANLY, LAKE

>>345134
Sniff my finger and then ask crino to snow it.

[x] Ask Cirno to turn it into snow

[x] Genuflect

[x] FALCON PAAAAAAAAAAUNCH
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

>>345151
The lake I mean and have her stand by to air lift if I'm in trouble

[x]WEEABOO FIGHTAN MAGIC

>"u kno that even tho i am the strongest in whole gensokyo AND blu, my nose boogers is still green?! isn't that weird? ahahahahaha!"

Oh God I love Cirno

lulz

[x] FALCON PUNCH

>>345135
You can feel your shit boil. The lake. Not only have you taken a dip in it in numerous time, it seems to laugh out loud as it devours you in it's never-ending hunger. Hunger. For ADVENTURERS.
Then Cirno's word echo through your ears.
Ding!
You know you have been the brightest of all CERN institute, but Cirno's word has been the smartest you have ever heard in your life. Lecturers, professors, they can all go suck a big one.

"Cirno. You know, when you turn water into ice it turns heavier?"

"That's nonsense. When you have water at 4 degrees Celsius it's weight is 1 ton for 1000 square-centimeters. But when you have ice, it's weight for 1000 square-centimeters is 980 kilogra-"

"If you turn that drop into snow, you can build a snow city on it."

"sweet!"

She flies near the huge droplet in the sky in a zig-zag pattern. She slowly approaches it.. Suddenly an enormous chill enters your body. Is this gonna be it? Your bane of existence is just gonna turn into a huge ball of.. frozen water? Well fuck, but at least you can't drown in it, right?

[x] Ask Cirno to turn it into snow

>>345189

MOAR

[X] PUNCH THE SUN.. er, lake.

>>345189

Wow Physics VN

Hmm... Let's look at the possible outcomes.
- A fiery Falcon Punch would be doused by the lake, not to mention it would be too close range.
- Chargin' mah lazer my take too long, leaving me open for lake rape.
- Nobody said that the lake, when frozen would turn into a giant block of ice instead of snow, which would proceed to crush me.
- Genuflect.

The only viable option would be to freeze the lake in just the right way to turn it into snow. This wouldn't be a problem under normal circumstances, but considering who I'm getting to freeze the lake... FUCK I'M PROBABLY GOING TO DIE

Hmm... Let's look at the possible outcomes.
- A fiery Falcon Punch would be doused by the lake, not to mention it would be too close range.
- Chargin' mah lazer may take too long, leaving me open for lake rape.
- Nobody said that the lake, when frozen would turn into a giant block of ice instead of snow, which would proceed to crush me.
- Genuflect.

The only viable option would be to freeze the lake in just the right way to turn it into snow. This wouldn't be a problem under normal circumstances, but considering who I'm getting to freeze the lake... FUCK I'M PROBABLY GOING TO DIE!

>>345189
There she is. Upon the huge lake. She touches it, and does her magic. Well, it's no magic, since it's the whole hypothetical ice-nine she's using.

Suddenly...

The water turns into a huge slab of ice. Well, it's no snow, but...
Oh fuck, it's falling! By the calculations of my...
Fuck, just as I expected, straight upon the Devil's mansion.
You can feel the ground shake as the the colossus lands upon the building.
You lose your footing! You fell straight on your ass.
Suddenly.. Silence.
....

"Oh......... FUCK!!"
There's China alright.

Bad End Imminent.

>>345237
[xxxxxx] FALCON PUNCH

I melt the snow with the burning passion of my youth!

>>345237

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>345237
I close my eyes. I think of my past universes.
No kisses... No voluntary orgasms... No egg uncooked... No broth unboiled... No continues...

Motherfucker...
This pot... This puddle... This water... THIS LAKE...

It was no coincidence that it is rolling straight towards me. It was meant to be like this.
It was meant to end like this.
I clench it into a fist. My hand engulfs in flame.
I open my eyes and time slows down.

The mass rolls towards me.
It decides for a suicidal rush.
It decides for the final attack.

>>345285
>THIS LAKE

IT WAS MADE FOR ME

WHY IS THIS SO EPIC?!

THIS LAKE IS AN EYESORE

THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE
THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE
THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE
THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE
THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE
THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE THIS LAKE

[x] Rape the ice fairy

>>345323
Enjoy your FROZEN DICK.

>>345329

[insert scientific speech about how cold tolerance raises drastically during sex]

>>345285
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You finally open your eyes. You can see again.
Have you died once again?

The pain in your arm...

You're alive! But...You were crushed?

No, you are still standing. The ice. It split into two.
Upon you, the colossus has knelt. It might thaw, but this is it. It's spirit is crushed (or split into two, har har har)

Your arm is broken, but you have destroyed your bane. Your birthright has been restored.

>>345329
I'll get a Ring of Resist Energy (Cold) first. /tg/ has shown that even a weak one will prevent your penis from freezing and breaking off.

[ ] Stay

>>345333

ENTER THAT BITCH, IT'S BETTER THAN GETTING KNIFED BY SAKUYA.

[x] Stay

WE HAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING FALCON PUNCH, THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR NOW.

[x] stay

[ ] Enter the tear

I DONT WANT TO GO BACK

[x] Stay

[x] Enter the tear, but take Cirno with you.

I'm going to have to agree with
[x] Enter the tear, but take Cirno with you.

Nah..
This was meant to be.

All the smokes, all the blasts. It was all a good show.
And the Scarlet Devil Mansion.. There's nothing there anyway. Just some bunch of assholes. A lazy gate guard, who doesn't want to be hugged. Some old maid. A girl who thinks that I am the dumber than her. With her glasses, christ.

"Cirno!" I call the dear fairy.
"whut." She doesn't even turn around to look at me.
"You know, it was all fun to be here, but this shit's boring." I tell her this.
"thats great but ur gonna make snowmans or what" She still is rolling the now-soft ice under the sky.
"Nah, wanna come with me? Let's go and get drunk." Man, I haven't had a good liquor in some time.
She turns around and looks at me quizzically "u mean go to sakuyas place?"
"Yeah..."
"ok just go ahead ill come soon"

>>345333
>Oh Cirno, you just don't understand.

SO TO YOU ALL THE HUMANS ACROSS THE LAND
THERE'S NO NEED TO ARGUE
ICE FAIRIES JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

>>345397

I cried.

Then I raged at how you described China. Fuck you.

>>345397

Oh well

>>345397

NORMAL END #1

TRY PLAYING WITHOUT CONTINUES NEXT TIME

>>345436
I DOUBT GENSOKYO MAN IS COMING BACK, SO TOUGH LUCK! BREAK THE SUPPORT DISC FOR A NEW GAME.

>>345397
wait what happened?

>>345449

¯\(°_o)/¯ I dunno lol

>>345449
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uqE7WBG_p8Q

This happened.

~DON'T LET THE DREAM GET AWAY~

>>345125
BEST LINE IN THE WHOLE VN.

a++++++++ will stoop again.

Wait, that shit was good!

that was EPIC

⑨ OUT OF ⑨

>>345285
>>345333
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vbf0i0iNE3M&feature=related
IS NOW PLAYING MANUALLY IN YOUR HEAD