/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Your daughter will never have your own daughter.

Rinko called me a lolicon today...

I will. Even if I'm a 20-year-old virgin who lives at his mom's and has never had a job, I have 50 or 60 years ahead of me. How couldn't I sire a daughter in that time?

What a slut.

I'll pull a patty/selma.

>>3450294
Will you use rohypnol?

>>3450309
No sir, I shall not. I am a law-abiding man.

This man has enjoyed x5 success.

Does anybody else think the guy in the OP pic is creepy?

>>3450288
What, really?

>>3450642
All japs are creepy when they're not trying to look cute.

You'll never cook with your daughter.

What if I'll summon a demon and treat it like my own child?

>>3450642
You never had bathed with your parents?

>>3450702
I've been bathed by my parents when I was young. I certainly never bathed with them.

>>3450709
>I certainly never bathed with them.
Oh, Americans.

>>3450709
They soaked you in the bathtub and wait for you to finish then?

>>3450726
Mostly she just shampooed my hair.

>>3450749
Same here. Eurofag though.

>>3450726
you know, they sit you in the bath, wash you, splash water on you... put the bubble bath in.
sometimes with your cousins aswell.

I once had a bath with my sister, I still have a picture of that somewhere.

ooh man, who remembers putting bubbles on your face, then getting out of the bath, looking into the bathroom mirror and pretend to be santa clause?

I used to take baths with my sister and stepsister (sometimes both). We also did stuff with each other (me and my stepsister) when parents weren't around.

Ah, youth.

>>3450781
What kind of "stuff"?

I sauna'd with my mom and stepfather as late as last summer. My mom had a tampon on, the string was hanging from her bush.

I have a sister, close enough.

You buttasses really like this shit don't you?

I dont want kids, I will never be ready for that kind of responsibility and also there would be less time for video games

>>3450781
what a slut

>>3450820
your family is unusual.

nothing wrong with that, just sayin`.

>mom had a tampon on, the string was hanging
TMI

>>3450820

TAMPON? YAY!

>>3450285

Agreed, and I'll tell you why.
With all the strange neurological trouble I've been having lately, I don't think I'll live long enough to get the chance.

>>3450820

>>3450820
Okay, that was pretty disgusting.

>>3450281
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anantalk.com/ (anan = anon) last night.
I love 4chan! It rocks!

>>3451821
Dear lord bot, that's just gay.

>>3450820
Fact: your 2D superior waifu will never have to use a tampon.
Except that one in Snow Sakura.

>>3451470
This old hag needs at least 50 to keep her flow in check.

OLD HAG

>tampon

That reminds me. Anyone who still is clinging to 3D should go to jj.am and go to Animated Gif then click on the Images Album. Go to Horrors and look for the pic by pic steps of the menstrual cycle.

BE DISGUSTED.

>>3451926
S'up, 14 year old.

>>3451926
Just had your first sex ed class?

>>3451939
>>3451946
YES YES LAUGH AT ME!!!!!! BELITTLE ME BUT WHEN THE GNOME THAT LIVES WITHIN THOSE WRETCHED DEPTHS STEALS YOUR PENIS I'LL LAUGH AND SAY I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>3450285
FEELS
GOOOD
MAN

>>3451939
>>3451946
samefag normalfags. Shit is still gross.

>>3451939
Just how you like them, amirite?

>>3452011
Hi, >>3451926-kun.

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