/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Still waitin' on them mommycores.

Baphos are cute

wurms are best

>>34474405
Baphos are cringe

>>34474423
ur cringe

Would you rob a ruined fortress close to mamono lands if it meant you could get enough money to help your friends/family/yourself?

>>34474417
If Wurms are best what's next? WHERE'S YOUR TIERLIST WURMFRIEND!?

>It has been 50 years since the Demon Lord won
>Incubus children are becoming common
>Actually, they're becoming prevalent
>Sabbath is half of its job because all the young boys can do sex better than them
>Bogeys, Hakutakus, and other hot moms are unable to teach the dominant children
>The world is in chaos

>>34474443
give me a good sorter then you shall see

how do you feel about Kemonomimi girls that are not bunnies wearing bunny suits?

What will make you love Titania?

>>34474492
Titania was one of my favourites when I first discovered mge but sadly not anymore

>>34474492
I'm really desperate, I think a hug is all it would take.

>>34474488
Acceptable

>>34474488
Bunnysuits are always good.

>>34474492
If she can easily princess carry me, I'm all hers.

>>34451903
>Rosary of Eros god that glows pale pink when you feel love for your companion! And Sister Hellhound, whose rosary hangs from her neck all the time while her husband is reversing, keeps shining!
Hellhound disciples of Eros confirmed.

>>34474405
embrace goat. sensually.

>>34474434
ur mom is cringe

why pp stand when see monster girl butt?

>>34474405
they're ok

>>34474609
>embrace goat
Careful or the goat will embrace you

do brown jubjubs make jugs of chocolate milk?

>>34474718
Sounds terrible.
Ummmm give source or I'll kill you.

>>34474767
>he doesn't know

taking requests for things to draw, funny preferred

>>34474714
my wife a cute

>>34474767
Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou

>>34474767
EMG?

>>34474785
Which funny do you mean?

>>34474740
No you fucking retard they don't make chocolate milk they make regular milk if you want the choccy you gotta get an ushi oni

>>34474785
Manticore with her head stuck between the bars of some stairwell railing, like cats do sometimes.

>>34474794
>>34474795
Thanks

I love my hotdog wife!

>>34474785
pharaoh trying on lingerie and showing it off to an archaeologist in a boutique

>>34474798
what do ya mean

>>34474785
lamia using a portal gun and tangling herself thanks to her tail.

>>34474785
Yuki-onna lost in her own blizzard

>>34474827
Well I hate her grotesque funk pop proportions so frig off goober

>>34474785
Cheshire doing the Jerry Seinfeld shrug asking "What's the deal with the lilims?"

>>34474827
Does she have NF?

>>34474830
You said funny preferred, and I'm wondering if you mean comedy funny or Sabbath funny.

>>34474859
por que no los dos,

>>34474859
What's Sabbath funny?

>Big buff Jinko wife gets turned into a shortstack.
>Cheshire laughs but realizes that the tiger is still buff and bustier than her.

>>34474704
Monster has cursed you

>>34474785
Yeti offended about an electric blanket.
>>34474811
Not the same thing, but close enough.

>>34474785
Stoic Automaton has a coolant leak, and becomes a hotheaded rebel until her husband takes her to a Gremlin to get her fixed.

>>34474845
NF?

>>34474785
A lamia stuck in a tree

>>34474879
how, am paladin with good armor blessed by cute priestess. she said it is imprengavlea or something, can't remember cause head hurt when me think too much

>>34474785
Kikimora refusing to accept that a roomba isn't a living thing and threatening it when she thinks her master isn't around.

>>34474897
Sounds more fitting as a story request than an art request.

crossing dorome with shoggoth to create the most dangerous cave

>>34474890
Thanks but I already have that.
It's where I got the inspiration.

>>34474923
with markov in hand

>>34474785
Draw a Tanuki yelling at (You) for doing art for free.

>>34474900
Neurofibromatosis. She got that big ass head, that tiny ass body, and that real powerful fugliness too.

>>34474947
It's just a chibi art style bro

>>34474938
You mean Makarov?

>>34474943
give me some good dialogue as well cause I can draw but ain't a writer

Is your waifu a coomer brain?

>>34474953
You're waifu's just ugly bro. You just like dudes with tits, you filthy alp.

>>34474955
yes

>>34474968
Gotcha.

>>34474966
okay bro

>>34474966
Why are you being so mean.

>>34474890
I will never understand this picture

>>34474593
>Heckhound nuns
I am confused and aroused.

>>34474890
>tags: stuck_in_wall, maledom, domination_loss, mindbreak

>>34474995
Tailpussy caught between the bars, I'm guessing she forgot she can retract her spines.

>>34474916
Monster curse VERY powerful, affects all human men

>>34475000
now make a cc hellhound nun and i am very EEERECT

>tell feral jinko you want to cook some pork
>casually comes home with a big ass boar thrown over her shoulder

>>34474956
I'm not a writer either, so give me some time to think of something an angry nuki would say.

>>34475021
Ah, just grab a hammer and break pp, it will go down, and stop curse? I gensuis

>>34474488
cultural appropriation

>>34475026
>pork
Absolutely haram, Houri will be very disappointed in you.

>>34474827
She's adorable and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>34475078
Thanks bro. I need to get more commissions of her.

>>34474956
>How many times do I have to tell you only draw tits that big if they get the deluxe subscription?!
(Not >>34475028, just throwing in)

>>34475041
Won't stop curse, can never stop curse, curse ancient magics, primal magics

>>34474827
Yeah fuck that dude she's cute

>>34474827
I've only seen her a few times, and each time has been very enjoyable. A qt helldoggo

>>34474609
I like this goat very much.

>>34475092
ohkay, nearly broke pp but it ok. i wonder what sign say, oh forgot could not read sign. the sign:monster girl breeding cave

>>34475086
You should when you can. Just don't break the bank if you can't afford to

>>34475118
Is English not your mother language?

>>34474417
I want to teach a wurm the joys of Mario Party

>>34475161
oh god why?

>>34475171
Its fun
It's especially fun when I steal all her stars right before the game ends

Drawfriends, are any of you familiar with picrel? I have no artistic talent but would like to at least try and learn.

What's she dancing to?

>>34475181
spoil the wurm, not make her sad, can you handle a sad wurm?

>>34475194
>>>/ic/

>>34475195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cODyeNipjzg

>>34475194
heard of it, near used it myself

>>34475195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLatBu--pHM

>>34475195
Something by Black Label Society
She looks like a boomer who is into that kinda stuff, I can tell

meant to spoiler

>>34475208
I'm wanting to learn so I can draw my waify and other monster girls as well, this is at least tangentially related. plus I value this threads input

>>34475195
Kevin McLeod royalty free music.

>>34475204
They got a memory like a goldfish, I'll just suck on her tail or something and she'll forget

How many corrections, if any, have to be made in a regular Demon's contract to ensure you are going to be the hometaker and she the breadwinner?

>>34475195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UVVS5-9HvA

>Sneak into local Sabbath headquarters
>Sneak into bapho's room
>Slip fingers in her pussy while she's sleeping
What do I win?

>>34475297
A drop in my respect for you

>>34475195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlaV6y4eFKg

>>34475250
you sure, about that, m8. or is she a bit wiser and will get some payback later when you are not looking

>>34475297
cunny juice and a new wife, ya prev

>>34475307
Why is that?

>Gazer-chan possessively nuzzling her head into my back
>Arms wrapped around me
>"Mine...All mine" she mutters
It kinda makes my head get all fuzzy.

>>34475336
It's better when she makes the other head go fuzzy instead

>>34475195
>>34475235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIeytFoBLTg

>>34475195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nSOp6B4WL8
They really know how to party in Royal Makai.

i wanna run around MGE in assless chaps, a cowboy hat, cowboy boots and a have a fuck hueg demon silver revolver chambered in .600 nitro express. I want go full cowboy

Haha, remember when a Western furfag asked KC to make a Monster Boy Encyclopedia to appeal to women and gays, and he immediately shut him down lol?

Good times

>>34475347
>Has me look at her eyestalks
>Can't look away
>Starts doing "something" to my crotch
>I don't know what it is because I'm stuck being captivated by her stalks
>She keeps asking me to "describe the sensation"
>Laughs when I screw up due to the sheer pleasure
She milked me silly, and I didn't even see how.
Doesn't help my pride that she got me to cum almost on command afterwards, when I looked her in her main eye. The after care was especially tender

>>34475400
I mean nothing wrong with it, but why would they ask someone who's obviously not into gay shit to make gay shit for them?

>>34475087
had a though to make it a 2koma ending with the nuki getting mating pressed

Are maids still olev?

>>34475336
it's kinda cute when they do their evil laugh while they're sleeping

>>34475000
>>34475022
I kinda doubt Eros nuns have the same garb as what we expect from the term.

>>34475493
>olev
that meme came from a trap manga

D-Draw a schizo fluffing a tail. A-As a joke

>>34474474
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/
Here is a sorter
>https://tiermaker.com/create/monster-girl-encyclopedia-tier-list-74574
Here is a tier maker, use whatever you like better

>>34475520
what was the shogun like, oh fluffy-tailed one?

What sort of teasing drains your wife's rationality?

>>34475195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHJLm6WNEv4

>>34474953
I made the first post and I was just joshin ya bro, but this guy, oh man he's a real jerk!

The neighbour CC Troll is doing weird things again with her curtains open right in front of my window, I wonder what she wants or how can I make her stop

>>34475309
I feel like she'd need more maracas for that.

>>34474488
Aroused

>>34474574
Does it even count as a bunny suit if she only wears extra bunny ears?

>>34474785
Troll wondering how to wear a pair of high heels

>>34475643
insert thine meat sabre inside her vagina

>>34474957
A what?

>>34475552
There is no teasing, only things that make her rape or molest me. Help.

>>34475552
Heavy bondage and orgasm denial.

What 4 things would a talking mg doll say when you'd push the belly?

>>34475552
fucking her while asking math problems

>>34475692
very nice

>>34474873
If shortstacks don't want to be picked up and carried then why are they so compact?

>>34475418
just close your eyes lol. That's how you beat and frustrate a gazer easy peasy

i need my hips destroyed in some snu snu, what would be an unusual pick for this task

>>34475825
Oomakude to coil around your hips and crush them as she fucks herself silly off of you!

Where are the real demon summoning cults? So far each one I try to join is just a sting operation by orderfags who try to hook me up with an angel instead

>>34475878
easy, run outside the walls nude with the words a slut for the word of law written on you

>>34475643
send her anonymous love letters

i want monster ass on my face

>>34475981
You can't even handle a h*man woman's ass, you'd probably die from a monster's

dragon city slicker meets her wurm hick cousins

>>34476004
Kinda looks like wightfag's wife in those jeans

>fucking your biological succubus sister
>marrying her
>have a beautiful baby with her
>she grows to be a sexy loli
>have sex with her then marry her
>have a beautiful built-from-complete-incest family because no one wants to have sex with us.

>>34476004
Human women are just future undead anon

>>34476047
>biological succubus sister
God I love mg incest, even if it was nbr

>>34476004
thank you, my pp is LIKE STEEL, WURM GODESS MAY YOU GIVE ME INSPIRATION AND TALENT TO ONE DAY TO MAKE A DOUJIN

>>34475878
This demon better know that the clothing stays on during sex. We aren't sluts in my house.

>>34476059
well can't argue with that

>>34476059
hmmmm

>>34476004
Demon Lord, i am going into marriage, and i need best Monster girls

>>34476097
Oh, dear anon, you can't handle the best

Remember, earning Aeres favor means that she's going to start sending warrior waitfus your way.

>>34476059
>Human women are just future undead anon
I never thought that. You have opened my eyes dear anon.

>>34476139
hmm, even i snipe 'em and just b hop away quake style

>>34476004
just a perfect way to go out in style

>>34476004
Perfection, now increase her age by a few zeros.

why am i such a slut for fat ass

>>34476312
because as a man its your biological imperative to go after wide hips since it is a sign of fertility, they arent going to die from child birth

>>34476144
>wurmling is intrigued

>9 foot tall dragon wife gets hit with the shortstack spell
>Now she's a 6 foot tall dragon
Shortstack spells don't work on the really big girls.

>>34475755
The problem is she knows I want it. Otherwise it wouldn't work as well as it does.

And her voice is more than enough to get started.

>>34476359
Sorry anon that's not a wurm that's a common lamia.

i wanna get gangbanged by 10 foot tall monster girls

>>34476359
It's a baby Lamia

>>34476258
I thought Elizabeth couldn't cook for shit. Was that someone else?

>>34476437
Just because she can't cook worth a damn doesn't mean she can't try!!!!!

>>34476442
damn... there's so many layers to her evil

>>34476442
will I see the gods if i ate it?

Can monster mana turn regular horses into beautiful sex-driven centaurs?

>>34476397
I apologize, she's just so strong and fearsome, you could see where I went wrong

>>34476452
I like to believe that undead, having so much time on their hands, choose to indulge themselves in lots of hobbies and crafts. The fact that my wife's hobbies keep leading back to spreading death and lasting marriages is entirely unlucky.
>>34476458
Hel, maybe! Just don't ask her to eat it too.

>>34476502
well, time to meet 'em

I remember there was a image of a greentext with minotaurus
Does anybody have it and anyone has more like that? Sorry for the lurking >_<

>>34476484
She looks quite smart though, easily noticing the camera.

>>34475400
thats now on a03
no I am not linking it

>>34476258
My God it’s like she is begging to have a face shoved on those asscheeks

>>34476397
Tiny but FIERCE

I wanna tweak her little nipple poofs.

>>34476682
And now I remembered Murphy

For anons with waifus, don't always assume that a ring is the peak of devotion to your wife!
My wight wife's claws are the result of a long romance, and serve as a better 'ring' than any sort of metal or jewel! And the claw marks make for the best 'ring' on me too!

>>34476690
You're welcome

>>34476699
check'd and m8, i do have ring but also proudly wear the scars from fuckin i get from fuckin my wife. I taught her how to do multiplication up to 12

>>34476682

>>34475195
>>34475358
>Griffin posting

Oh that's just great. Who let Emperor Karl have internet access again?

>>34476699
That's why you get matching collars with your dragon waifu

Magus anon or anyone really,
Please write a heartwarming story about the umi osho (masochist turtle) or the khepri (beetle harem)

I NEED STORIES ABOUT THESE TWO SPECIES.
THEY DESERVE THEIR TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT.

>>34476828
>The imperial dragon would like to know your location.

>>34475456
Nobody would actually have a problem with degenerates if they didn't try to force their repulsive dysgenic lifestyles on everyone else. Just look at KC having to go private on his account or even what happens here when one occasionally trickles into the thread

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because dragons seem to inhabit a disproportionate number of positions of power doesn't mean they're doing anything nepotistic.
That would be cra

>>34476949
I refuse to write about umi oshos as a form of neglect play. Nothing gets them going like knowing I purposely exclude them from each and every story I write.

>>34476995
hmm, maybey its just me, but dragons and nukis tend to work hand in hand

>>34477030
>Shut it down, the boyim know.

>>34477000
How can they get off if they don't know they are being excluded?
They need to be INCLUDED for that play to work.

Turtles and scarabs are olev.
I beg you thread.

>>34475693
>How about you push my belly in with something else~

>>34477054
shut what down, hmmm?

>>34477067
Here's a few ways you could get her written.
Commission it via the writefags willing to write for dosh. Or just wait until magus gets done with his current round of requests, and pray he opens while you're in the thread. And finally, just writing it your damn self.

What do i do when my angel goes AWOL and also goes Yan

>>34477067
>he doesn't know how existential masochism works
NGMI.

>>34477191
apply dick until heavily pregnant

>>34477191
A year? That's perfect! Now she can have a baby!

>Eh? You want to touch my tentacles? ...Ok I guess, here you go!

good nite will dream of the wurm and remember this, girls are cuter when they are almost retarded

Why do demons love the headpats so much?

>>34476788
You may think this is cute for now, but 9/10 lamiae say nibbling on their tail during their youth was how they moved on to discover masturbation.

>>34474386
Diving bell!

Sometimes it's not an illusion

>>34477402
My daughter is pure and innocent I don't believe she would ever do something so impure.

>>34477466
>The foxes have discovered how to make their illusions stand up to physical contact
DOES THEIR TRICKERY KNOW NO BOUNDS?

>>34474386
>Be a traveler, travelling and touring around the Desert Lands
>Be in comfy hotel room and decide to turn the TV on and try watching some local TV shows
>Switch to what appears to be a talk show with a Desert Monstergirl speaker
>"By Ptra, behave yourself or I will give you a taste of my sandal!"
>Switch to another channel, featuring a Pharaoh badmouthing a Apophis
>"I will beat you with 30 chariots for such insolence!"
>Switch to another channel with yet more talk show Desert Monstergirls
>"Where do you think is Araby headed?"
>"To the Shadow Realm I hope." Says an Apophis
>Switch to another channel
>"Even though according to Nehekharan Law. Squish Todd Rhombus Trousers should be killed in all cases." Says some Anubis priestess.
>Switch to another channel
>"This is my comment! And old Khopesh is my only comment!!" Says some Desert Land male human
>Switch to another channel, showing a Sandowrm suprisingly
>"First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Nagash" without the title; "Supreme Lord of the Undead.""
>switch to another channel, and it shows a desert lands human male preacher going on:
>"The cartoon character Squish Todd Rhombus Trousers lives in a cantelope under the sea yes? Where do you think he has obtained such a fruit live in and withstand water? Through Jihad!"
>Switch again to another channel this time showing a Pharaoh and an Apophis arguing
>"I will chop your head off if you talk about Nagash!" Exclaims the Pharaoh
>"Eat shit bitch! I will talk about Nagash!!!" Shouts the Apophis back.
>Hand to hand combat with noises and scuffling heard
>DEMOCRACY AND LIBERTY CLUB text appears
>"Come here you daughter of a bastard!" One of the desert mamono is heard saying
>Good god, you think to yourself. Is dessert land TV always like this!?

>>34477517
disgusting

Can you're waifu carry you like a princess?

>>34477569
Well at least it isn't like Worm TV, which is all that guys inside the Sandworm are capable of watching. It's all stuff related to food and ambushing prey. It was originally Sandworm TV but after acquiring the rights to the Greenworm Network, they merged into just Worm TV. At least guys living in Sandworms get half off, long distance appreciators and filthy Greenworm husbands have to pay 120.99 a month just to get those channels.

>>34477574
What's disgusting about it? Seems pretty cute to me.

>>34477633
she could bench press me

>>34477574
What was it?

>>34475195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dyO9SWiY7k

>>34477656
Not him, but it was the image of Mia curled up with her snake daughteru saying "looks like someone beat you to me"

>>34477656
Forgot to edit out a nipple, so I deleted the image from my post, I don't feel like taking a vacation.

>>34477673
>just checked warosu
Oh yeah how to ruin a perfectly good and cute image with 1 text box. I don't know why someone felt compelled to do that.

>>34477683
Well that isn't so bad I guess as long as the text box is referring to her taking the spot in bed and not the 3 letter word. I could see why someone would kneejerk say disgusting if they thought it was that

>>34477686
And I'm still very confused as to why that 'ruins' it Clearly it's meant to show that the lil snek got there before (you) did and is now being a cute, snoring cockblock, absolutely zero lewd shit, it's just a cute image made better by the text.
If you assume anything else, that's brainrot.

>>34477704
It's 100% referring to your daughter making into bed before (You)

>>34477569
I like jungle TV when my Ocelomeh wife lets me watch it.

>>34477728
It's a thread full of autists anon, anything's possible. I could see how that lives in people's heads around here specifically because of the whole KC war against it and people wanting to start something. It doesn't help that a certain doujin from last thread came around.

>>34477728
to be fair the text placement does looks kinda funky, I don't blame anyone for thinking it looks like some low-effort ntr edit at first glance.

>>34477633
>you're waifu
Someone is very dissatisfied with you're choice of spelling.

>>34477806
im gonna keep using not good grammar until ms haku snaps and rapes proper grammar into me through force by raping me

>>34477735
>Ocolomeh wife calls you into the bathroom
>She's been working on a special home improvement project to show just how reliable a wife amd provider she is
>Throws open the shower curtains and lets you gaze at her handiwork while she smugly basks in the glory of a job well done
>You see pic related
What do?

>>34477633
She has some telekinetic abilities, but she'd probably just carry me like a bag of rice.

She's a small girl

Honestly I have no clue what I'm looking at but I refuse to believe that ocelomeh paws were able to make it, she clearly got help.

>>34477813
Nah, it's the other way around. She rapes you until you don't remember what 2+2 is, which just sets her off even more.

>>34477814
'tis a fine barn, but it sure ain't no pool, English.

I wish to be MGE coyote peterson and travel the world letting the most powerful and dangerous bug monstergirls inject me with there venom.

>A drink from the underworld with the blessing of Hel! When an unmarried man drinks it and gets drunk, he gets spirit drunk (?!). When an unmarried man drinks and gets drunk, the border between this world and the underworld becomes blurred, and before he knows it, he's drinking with unmarried ghosts and phantoms and waking up in bed with them! A husband who has lost his wife is drinking alone at night, and before he knows it, he is drinking with his demonized ghost wife!
This is a condition caused by alcohol that is blessed by the goddess of life and death.

So ghost booze is a thing.

>>34478001
cursed rum gets you ghost pirates

>>34478001
>>34478053
Inquire at London amongst the taverns, for there they say he daily doth frequent with unrestrained loose companions.

>>34476949
Beast did roulettes for them years ago, but we need an in depth story for khepri

>>34477865
>>34477931
What's the problem, don't you want to enjoy a spicy shower with your hard-working wife? She spent so much time on it, she even had to use tweezers to handle the smaller parts.

>>34477814
>>34478307
I simply point out that we have a fully functional water heater in the basement.

>>34477814
>30 amps
>600 volts
Deeply concerned.

Watch out Anon, the cheshires have been deployed to locate you and drag you to wonderland for the marriage ceremony

>>34476949
khepri are cute and all but is there a direction to take the story besides "it's good to be king"?

>>34478356
Too bad for them, I'm going to bed. They can't get me while I'm sleeping. Dragging an anon out of bed is rude!

>>34478356
Right Cheshire Twin > Left Cheshire Twin

>>34478356
My favorite question to ask the marriage escort would be who's getting married?

>>34477642
Based discrimination not disappearing entirely in the post-merge utopia and instead just punishing sods with scheiße waifus.

>>34478356
I'll take them.
I'll take them ALL!

Apparently from what I've heard. There was a monstergirl story based around this pic related.

What story and title was that if anyone can tell me?

Pic related land ashore on the Monstergirl adventure islands (sorry I cannot remember or recall the name of the Aquatic monstergirl islands). How would they fare as guests?

Every man thinks they can beat the succ, until they meet the succ

>>34478676
Succs are the best housewives of the monster girl world

>>34478676
nice chubby succ

>>34478705
You would love pizzabus

I want a CC oni

>>34478930
Corn chip onis do not exist

>>34477191
Source?

>>34478957
Carrot Cake Onis do exist on the other hand.

>>34478748
wut?

It's important to know what kinds of food you can distract monsters with, it might just save your pelvis

>>34479525
Instructions unclear: Covered self in BBQ sauce and screamed "I NEED AN USHI"

>>34478503
Deploy thick cheshire thighs.

>>34478356
No! I won't lose to Purple Grin Cats!

>>34474785
Weeb Lich embarrassing her Ochimusha daughter.

>>34474785
Draw a Bandersnatch.

>>34474785
from previous thread
a bapho holding up a clay tablet with gibberish on it.
a Lamia with an explorer hat on trying to decipher it.
Anon naked in the background

>>34478519
Idk about a mge story, but there's a song called err mannelieg about a mountain troll (probably referring to a pagan but I digress) trying to essentially buy the hand of a Christian squire/knight (guess what his name is) who refuses cause the troll/pagan/whatever isn't a Christian

>>34476359
>>34476391
>>34476397
THIS is a Wurmling

>>34479863
Cute!

>>34477633
She is well over twice my height and several hundred kilograms heavier.
She can pick me up by the scruff of my neck with two fingers.

>>34479863
>You need to keep heavy mittens on your wurmling daughter to keep her from scratching up the furniture with her claws
>Her pacifier is made out of solid rock

>>34479863
Too freakin Cute!

>Demon Lord Lilith and her Hero Husband currently have a misadventure today as they have been surprisingly caught in the grasp of a sentient and "evil" (or morally ambiguous) Tentacle Forest.
>"Babe, what is that!?" The Hero Husband exclaims
>"I dunno dear. I thought all the tentacle plants have been... Disciplined. They shouldn't act like this! But I know this one has a mind." Lilith then loudly asks. "You! What- or WHO are you!? As your Demon Lord, I demand to know who you are and how dare you physically man handle your Lord and her husband like this!"
>The Tentacle Mass scarily replies. "I? I am a monument to all your sins."
>The sentient tentacle Mass tightens its grip and to the surprise of Lilith and the husband they see the tentacle Mass holding onto a Warhammer Fantasy Brettonia looking Grail Knight, a Paladin if old Lescatie. As the Lescatie Paladin is brought near the sight of the Demon Lord and the Hero Husband.
>"The Demon Lord! And the Traitor Hero!!! So my questhas finally brought me to you foul beings! Only to still be in the grasps of this- THING." The Lescatie Paladin says with his cartoony Frenchie accent.
>"Relax friend, we're not your enemies. And you, I and my wife don't want to piss this thing off." The Hero Husband says.
>Then the tentacle Mass examines Lilith and the Hero Husband. "These are of Sheer Mana, power and ambition. But have their minds made up with love for all..." Then the Tentacle Mass examines the Lescatie Paladin. "Mmmmm. And this one is but flesh and faith. Thus is the more deluded." The Tentacle Mass says in an almost mocking manner.
>Kill me or release me, monster! But do not waste Le time with talk. If I am to die today, at ze very least. I die with honor that I have made it to ze Royal Makai dis far. Le Chief God watches over me!"
>The Tentacle Mass talks back. "There is much talk. And I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk. And you all shall listen!"

>>34479863
This image is doing an extremely good job of triggering my
>want to be a father
instincts.

My profile on monster tinder is guaranteed to say how big of a total slut for mofu I am

>>34478519
I found it, it's still on Pastebin.
>>/jp/thread/S24262648#p24264093

Which songs would you sing with or dance to with your waifu?

>>34474785
Edglord Chunni Holstaur

>>34474890
>Yeti offended about an electric blanket
Yeti would toss out your electric blanket like the buff, crazy bunny girl tossing away a condom can't remember her name right now
>We're snuggling tonight

Alright anons, leaving all the shit aside, how this fucking bullshit should being serialized, and how should end for the guy?

>>34481021
?

All human boys secretly want to be defeated and captured by big tall onis

>>34481021
What are you on about?

>>34481063
Incorrect. I secretly want to breed moonbunnies like reisen

>>34481021
>how should end for the guy?
The same way the Omamori Himari manga did.

>>34481063
There's nothing secret about my desire to be captured by beeg onis.

>>34481052
>>34481120
He's talking about a hypothetical mge manga.

>>34481063
Human boys are to be cursed, wrapped up in mummy bandages, and made the toy of the Pharaoh and her court until sufficiently broken

>>34481063
Not me
I wanna be defeated by slimes

>>34481139
I dont think there would ever bee an official long serialized mge manga

>>34481063
i want to be 2koma'd by a baphomet after calling her a brat

>>34481063
>>34481146
Speak for yourselves;

>>34481063
green orcs*

>>34481233
The best orcs are porcine

>>34481146
>>34481063
Huge tall minos for me, thank you very much.

>>34478366
Have a smaller scale khepri harem that runs a business with you.
>Khepri Farms
>Khepri accounting
>Kheprimart
>Khepri amish community
>Khepri homesteading town on the frontier

>>34481063
Big tall Jinko for me.

Human boys should play with younger monstergirls, and mating press and full nelson smug sexy brats.

>>34480859
ochimusha waifu~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA

>>34481324
what if i want the loli to mating press me

>>34474386

I really want to tell an arachne that I think she's pretty

>>34481063
undead dragon for me

>>34477314
Is it a party foul to shove the tentacles in my mouth?

>>34481201
>>34481377
Lolidom

good morning dreamt of drawing commissions for monster girls

>>34481682
Who wanted you to draw?

>>34481682
>dreamt of drawing commissions for monster girls
Why not make this a reality and draw some monster girls?

>>34481063
want to be used a wurm daki and boy toy

>>34477814
ask if she likes fried human

>>34481706
I think wight, tanuki, and a wee
b monster
>>34481710
don't work after breakfast, the drawing shall begin

>>34481774
Deep pocketbooks on them. What's up next wurmfriend?

>>34481809
Pocketbooks?

>>34481840
Those monster girls have lots of money

>>34481809
the jerry shrug chesh, kiki having raging hate for a Roomba, and a tanuki yelling at me for doing this for free, I could probably take two more

I wonder how offended would a lim be if you told she stinks bad?

>>34481860
>my mom owns a dealership

>>34481840
its a wallet

>>34481874
How have the wurm drawings been

I want a danuki in busineee attire to sit in my lap and ride my cock while she does her work

>>34482003
ok, i also started one that is a nursing handjob

Being a teacher in MGC is rather tiresome.

>>34481774
>weeb wight
I think we're onto something here.

Gunna call a porc a sus and laugh at her confusion.

>>34482057
holy fuck, if it is this bad in gen ed, then think how bad it is in special ed.

>>34482057
Do you think some monster girl mom would be mad at you for NOT fucking her daughter?
Being married to a bicorn and being a teacher must be one hell of a combo.

>>34482077
have to do that one copypasta of that one weeb in the yukata

>>34477814
I had to use one of these when I stayed in Costa Rica. I turned the shower on, started praying, and didn't stop until I was in a towel.

>>34475195
>>34475358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKtBJFXip9o

>>34477814
>>34478307
at that point, either cold showers or we bathin in the river

>>34478001
Man, imagine drunk karaoke with a phantom.

>>34482530
Do you think referencing a musical to a drunk Phantom at karaoke would result in her just dropping the whole act and perform thing and just start sucking you cock?

>>34482572
she dont get to suck me off until we do pirates of penzance proper.

>>34478987
nhentai.net/g/356811
its the image name

>>34482530
>the whole bar starts dancing along with perfect choreography

>>34482702
>nvirus

>>34478431
i mean true but still rude

>anon is obsessed with horror
>goes to one of those nerd conventions to get some merchandise
>monstergirls cosplaying anime and superherpoes see a single man and swarm him
>anon just wanted a limited edition copy of the Hellraiser puzzle box

>>34482942
>Mimic posing as a Hellraiser Puzzle Box is excited
>She's been waiting for this moment

Open chest leotard or corset with no panties?

>>34483070
Either the leotard or a body stocking for me

>>34482942
I wanna see a vampire cosplaying as Nosferatu!

Hey

>>34483070
Don't make me choose anon, they are both too good.

But if I had to chose, corset with no panties wins

>>34483262
Looks like the kinda cat that munches carpet.

>>34483070
leo, I think

>>34483262
Imagine cuddling with cheshire in wonderland for the rest of eternity eating delicious treats while she slowly strokes your hair and whispers cheshire will teach you all about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnJM_jC7j_4

>>34483362
Would the crazy kot eat a regular hambaga or would she demand I buy her fillet-o-fish?

>>34483262
RGB gaming Cheshire, may you bless with fps gamer skill

>>34483396
I wouldn't subject her to the abomination known as the filet of fish.

>>34483424
She seems like she's crazy enough to like it, especially covered in your special tartsr sauce

>>34483413
She'd keep you in a constant state of post nut clarity while gaming

>>34483310
Why would she mess up my bedroom floor?

>>34483472
perfect, i need to be on my a game to

>>34483487
Shes a cat. Its just to be expected.

>>34481377
That's not very exciting compared to slowly fucking her in perverted maledom positions while she tries to hold back orgasming and occasionally halfheartedly struggles against your grasp, but ends up cumming from slow anal multiple times while making progressively sluttier faces.

>>34483635
Even better if you decide to turn on the heat at random and you see her face just go full stupid as you spank the living hell out of her ass while pounding

The largest “commonly” available bed is the Alaska King measuring 9’ x 9’ (2.75m x 2.75m). How would this fit different BIG girls like centaurs/lamia? Alternatively, how many harem members could you fit on the bed?

>>34483726
>like centaurs/lamia
it depends

>>34483726
Silly, she IS the bed

>>34483817
I read this in Tim the Enchanter's voice for some reason.

>>34483726
the average size of a bapho is 150 cm (with horns) and about 30cm wide
this would allow for a total 9 baphos to be lying side to side.
if (you) want to lie with them you'd have to take 1 away unless you have 1 sleeping on top of you.
Of course this is useless to know as there is no need for more than 1 baphomet.

>>34478535
It'll all go swimmingly until a bloodsucker wants to grab hold of the frog and lizard trinkets

>>34483007
Canonically the female cenobite was a sin-obsessed nun so that mimic may be more than she lets on

>>34483946
i like nuns

>>34481377
Hmmm, well I don't know if I can get a goat loli to mating press you - ya know, with them not being real and stuff - but I could conjure up an image of one doing just that

>>34481874
If you're taking suggestions, do a 2koma. The first panel has a hand holding a ball to an excited kobold lady. The next panel reveals the ball has straps. Make her scared or excited, depending on which is funnier.

>>34483920
I want an entire pack of loli hellhounds to dogpile on me while we sleep as a bathe in their scent and pheromones

>>34483726
Sorry, I can only sleep when the whole pack is piled up on my twin bed.

>>34477931 >>34478336 >>34478342 >>34481731 >>34482405 >>34482521
Don't respond to off-topic spam

>>34483946
I'm starting to think these sisters may have ulterior and uncouth motives.

>>34484058
goat lolis are real, they'll come with the rest of the monsters when the portals open

>>34479832
Be honest anon if a monster asked you about Herr Mannelig would you tell her the true ending or a white lie?

>>34484221
true, cause the trurh only hurts once, while a lie will leave two wounds, one for not telling the truth and one for the reality

>>34483920
>9
You’re not doing this right. You can fit nine across the length, but there’s still room for 4 extra if you place them horizontally. Additionally, if you limit your harem height to 130cm, then you get an additional 8 placed horizontally for a total of 17 possible. This might be advantageous for people who like Khepris.

>>34483785
What is the typical diameter for a lamia’s tail?

>you're imagining my tongue wrapping around your dick right?

>>34481130
esl

>>34484324
it varies, with some notable outliers if you aren't accounting for species

>>34483150
>Vampire cosplaying as Simon Belmont
Imagine the teasing

How do I calm an angry lilim?

>>34484483
>flatly delivering "what a horrible night for a curse" to her every sundown
The retaliation is completely worth it.

>>34484571
A quick chaste peck on the cheek

>>34484571
Call her a cutie patootie and offer to take her to the candy shop to buy her a sweet treat.

>>34484592
>dress as Dracula
>go up to her, shrink back and say "the morning sun has vanquished the horrible night"

>>34484571
Take off your pants I think

>>34484628
>DEMONKIND ILL DESERVES SEMEN SUCH AS YOURS!
>WHAT IS A CUNT? A MISERABLE HOLE TO BE FILLED!
Cute

>>34475043
Going to prank everyone with Tewi.

Be wary of smoke hobo onis, because even normal onis are on guard around them