/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sandworms!

I desperately want to make a Jinko happy and fill her full of little babies

Step 1: locate mofu
Step 2: marry her
Step 3: have lots of kids with her

And thats it. The world is now richer in mofu thanks to your actions

>>34444457
ok

i need old grizzled wurm to spoil and make her feel young again

Do monsters like the terrible smell of cum?

>>34444457
I'm just going to sit here and let one locate me. No changes to step two or three, though.

>>34444415
I'm already ready to make the monster girls spill their spaghetti when they see my body summer ready

The thing about a Gazer waifu is that sometimes she's as sweet as can be, and other times, she'll be fed up with you being lazy, and give you ten seconds of warning before the eye beams start.

>>34442262
>Monster Girl Quest

This is member #11 of the MGC Boy Stealers, Petra, the Parasite Slime Catcher! She's known for having a cool confident personality and her excellent play on the field. After being moved to MGC in a blockbuster trade deal, she's gelled extremely well with the pitchers on the roster, helping to make MGC the league's best pitching team. The slime that oozes out of her body forms itself rather nicely into little tentacles, which are capable of then shaping themselves into gloves, which prevent the occasional wild pitch and add a sense of uncertainty of where the ball will ultimately land, as all of them are capable of framing the ball at an elite level. Her personality combined with her knowledge of the game lead many on the team to look up to her as a big sister, however she's one of the few on the team who hasn't found a guy yet.
>Fun fact: She's never been seen before without her catching gear on. Some on the team believe that she's just shy, while the reality is that the gear is the only thing stopping the slimes from relentlessly pleasuring her during practice/games, where she needs to focus to impress her destined soulmate who may be watching.

>>34444552
was wondering when ya gonna post, greenworm anon

>>34444503

>>34444491

Probably? I assume that they also own a fuckload of those trees that smell like semen when they bloom (forgotten the name, but they have white leaves and flowers)

>>34444589
There also those mushrooms that both smell like cum and look like dicks.

>>34444552
She looks absolutely amazing man! Love the little fact about her catchers gear as well.

I only fuck regular human girls. There, I said it.

>>34444552
Wait, was the previous one the Wight, because I'm surprised we're already at #11.

>>34444608
>Ara ara~

>>34444552
>dark-skinned shortstack
>tentacles are constantly trying to molest her
Whew, that's lewd.

>>34444642
>shortstack
Im pretty sure she is just on her knees cause she is a catcher.

"Hello, everyone! I just want to let the men who managed to escape coupling tonight know that we're unchaining the Minotaurs, Ushi-oni, and Wurms in just a few moments."

>>34444652
Of course I can see that she's on her knees, but her body type still seems short to me.

>>34444665
You know the drill, men. FORM THE PHALANX.

CHESHIRE!!

>>34444665
OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, LET ME GET READY TO GO TO TOWN ON SOME WURMS

>>34444630
I've made 5 since then

>>34444679
NO, I SHALL FUCK WURMS NOW

>>34444642
It's honestly a mystery how she hasn't found a guy yet.

>>34444687
ahhh, where can I find them?

>>34444576
Why's that

>>34444665
We'll see if she can keep up her smug announcements when I bend her over the announcer's table and milk her.

>>34444701
Just wondering

>>34444608
>>34444631

>>34444693
https://mega.nz/folder/MBVGSDbS#2gVKO3KY5A1rSIRcNv4TAQ
In the baseball cards folder

>>34444671
Ah okay sorry.

>>34444625
You can only imagine the chaos that would unfold if a ball got stuck in the gear and they had to take it off.

>>34444552
I want to be her soulmate and fuck as me and her tentacles fondle her body.

>>34444755
I can and i can only get so erect.

>>34444671
She's got to be a little bit on the stocky side to take the heat that gets thrown her way from these monster pitchers. In fact, most of the mamono league catchers are shortstacks, which makes for good eye candy, as the TV broadcasts almost always have the catcher in frame!

>>34444757
Imagine watching the tentacles go from pleasuring her to squirming and struggling to stay formed as you ragdoll her little shortstack body

Are you happy or sad about the fact we might get spammed with horse girls on the next profiles and entries?

>>34444726
Thanks, much appreciated!

>>34444780
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>>34444807
Just don't mention that I typoed and she was supposed to be member 10 and I introduce the next girl as member 10 to make up for it

>>34444813
don't need it, all i need is a wurm. and my stiffy is can cut diamonds in two electric boogaloo

>>34444806
Overjoyed.

>>34444806
Happy!
With horses, you just know...

Ok since no one else is saying anything about it I guess I'm going to have to be that guy.
What the hell is that shit? I've tried to ignore it as I do for most things but it keeps popping up so I have to say something . Seriously is it an inside joke? Is the joke that it is ironically bad? It just seems like the kind of thing that would be instantly castigated and attacked on 4chan so I'm rather confused about it.

>>34444813
Help. I used too much and now my cock is so dense it's under risk of collapsing in upon itself and creating a black hole. A cock hole, if you will.

>>34444830
>Scientists are still struggling to figure out what exactly makes the Wurm appreciator's penis so dense and hard
>It's literally more powerful than the toughest material known to demonkind
>Not even high tech lasers can even put a dent in it

>>34444848
congrats, you are now an alp

>>34444847
the fuck you on about

>>34444794
Will have to join the team as her dedicated sports therapist. Do some 1 on 1 pregame warm ups to make sure both are satisfied before the game.

>>34444806
I'm not convinced that KC enjoying the horse girl stuff will impact what he adds next, I'm sure he already had plenty of ideas on what he wanted to do.

>>34444856
i like wurms A L O T

>>34444863
>squats down to get in catching position
>cum leaks down her leg
>"Oh don't worry about that, me and my trainer had an AMAZING stretching session before the game"

>>34444859
Goddamnit, Danuki Co! I hope I at least get a cute, fat ass.

>>34444709
I'm glad to see that you're posting, I'm just trying to not post about Greenworms as much, that's all. I'm still reading all the delicious content and even making some private stuff.

>>34444860
I legit have no clue what hes talking about

>>34444876
Even more lethal of a catcher as the opposing mgs have a hard time focusing.

>>34444894
That's fine, man

>>34444806
What would the new centaur be anyway? A Pegasus?

>>34444415
What are they all training for?

>>34444704
Good luck. She's run this every week for the last few years and nobody's gotten within groping range

>>34444910
FLYING HORSE PUSSY

Remember to fuck the maid after a job well done. It is only right to give 'em a tip

>>34444910
Nuckelavee?

>>34444974
Wrong, fuck them while they are working to force them to do a bad job, then fuck them again as punishment.

It's time for another Good-Idea-Bad-Idea.
Good Idea:
Kissing your trusted non-aggressive waifu
Bad Idea:
Kissing a total stranger monster that might rape

>>34444987
Good:
Smacking a manticore's ass
Bad:
Not smacking a manticore's ass

>>34444986
that's spoiling your maid, anon

>>34444987
Why kiss a docile mamono when it's more fun to give a hellhound some tongue action then see how long you can run away

>>34445000
good idea:
run around naked
bad idea:
being a bitch and wearing clothes

>>34444916
I'll manipulate my fellow bachelors to keep myself safe at the cost of their own marital status. I'll pull some Kaiji-tier, tilt the building level bullshit to set the playing field in my favor. I'll train myself to become a parkour master and acquire whatever skills I need to reach her.
Whatever it takes.
I will get those titties.
and then, after finally reaching her station, lose to the Ittan-momen disguised as a decorative cloth draped over the announcer's table

>>34444987
Good idea:
Groping a bapho's delicious flat chest
Bad idea:
Yanking a bapho's tail

>>34445024
just dig m8

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to ask why someone would design a shortstack automaton.
Just accept it.

>>34445012
Cover yourself in peanut butter and go jogging through the hellhound part of town.

>>34445044
the best at being sassy little shits that ya want grab and fuck the shit out of 'em

>>34444987
Good Idea:
Complementing a Mantis Shrimp's fluorescent patterns
Bad Idea:
Getting into a boxing match with a Mantis Shrimp

>>34445041
>the free for all begins
>raise my shovel into the air
>with a defiant yell, I thrust it to the ground
>it bounces off the tile floor with a small *tink*
>Kiki maid walks over and tells me to stop scuffing the floors
>ignore her and try again, still no luck
>get taken to the ground by a slug girl
>she's crying tears of joy that there was finally a guy slow enough at the party for her to grab

headpat horses

>>34445102
m8, i mean get fit enough to bust the floor and then dig

>>34444987
Good idea:
fucking with baphos and calling them hags
Bad idea:
not doing the above

>>34445115
All girls deserve headpats.

>>34445097
The extra arms make it look like she's getting ready to fuck somebody up with her Stand.

what's the monstergirl for this? post em if you have em

>>34445190
Centaurs.
They play noble knight but are all huge degenerates

>>34444847
What, the ball stuff? Anon please you're being too vague, we all have some sort of autism here so you need to spell it out for us

>>34444847
Stop trying to figure out what everyone else thinks so you fit in, and think of things your own way.

>>34445181
But what would its name be?

>>34445245
If he adds another girl to the harem I'm gonna be mad.
WIGHT WILL WIN.

>>34444665
>Ushi-oni
計画通り

>>34445190
Elves

>>34445259
oh

>>34444847
is there something specific you're actually complaining about, or is this just a copypasta to try and provoke infighting autists in whatever chan microcosms you happen to be dicking around in on that day

>>34445276
This russian lad is just a powerslut isn't he

>>34445190
Wasn't there a turtle whose entire thing was being flipped on its back and taken?

>>34445207
Unicorns, most specifically.

>>34445190
I think Darkness would make a good Dragon.
Don't change anything about her personality, just make her a Dragon and let her incompetence, masochism, and sexual deviancy juxtapose with the form of a Dragon, who is supposed to be haughty, elegant, and proud.

>>34445276
>When you accidentally become a harem protagonist where the harem consists of some of the most powerful rulers in the realms
You have goofed.

>>34445289
I dig it

You are now required to feel the eel.

>>34445308
is she translucent? lewd

>>34444847
I don't think anon-kun knows what MGE is.

>>34445308
Just point me in its general direct--wait. That's not the usual eel. Is that a lamprey or something?

>>34445308
Those are good biters.

>>34445308
I bet she's all slimy, gross.

>>34445267
>Day the portals open
>Only thing that pours out for the first few days are Elves
>Learned from one of them that they volunteered first to go through to see if it was safe, but in reality it was their whole plan to willingly go first to get their pick of men to choose from before others get there.
Never underestimate a thirsty elven woman.

>>34445322
>volunteered first to go through to see if it was safe
I would like to see the fight that ensued to let them be the ones to use that bullshit argument, because you know they weren't the only ones to try that.

>>34445322
>volunteers to see if it's safe
>pops her head through
>sees a guy lazily falling asleep under a tree in the park
>monsters behind her asking if it's safe
>says she has to "investigate further" and that she'll be back in a few days to scope the place out

What if I just put a shog in a blender and turn on the blender while she's inside?

>>34445396
She reforms and calls you silly.

>>34445267
That's illegal!

>>34445396
As with much stimulus related to shogs, orgasm.

Does you're waifu cause a lot of damage at night?

>>34445396
How do you think she makes that breakfast smoothie for you?

>>34445392
damn, they worse than demons

>>34445409
8 tons of wurm against 180lbs of me. what ya think m8?

>>34445409
I hope so, bite marks are visible manifestations of love

quick, need funny shit to draw

>>34445396
Bold of you to assume she lets you keep a blender around when she can make one any time

>>34444847
Yeah, I think I agree. But if you're talking about that other thing, then I disagree. But if you're actually talking about that other other thing, I'm kinda indifferent, sorry.
but nah, I get you

>>34445454
A bunch of underappreciated Mamono working together to get each other hubbies?

>>34445454
instant loss 2 koma of a bapho walking into a mall with her husband saying she's a fully grown adult then her saying weeeeeeee while inside one of those little car things at the mall

>>34445454
short monstergirl with a serious expression while using a step stool to compensate for her height and try to appear intimidating

>>34445454
Rogue anon has poor spatial awareness, and doesn't notice the dragon until she is tapping him on the shoulder

>>34445458
This; she's definitely the blender. What's been described is really just an act of forced masturbation.

>>34445396
shog dust
don't breathe this

>>34445491
It's pretty cute, just look at this water flea girl.

>>34445454
Smiling Shog smoothie, fresh from the blender.

>>34445454
In a simliar vein to >>34445534 a carton of eggs from shogmart giggling with one saying "oooh pick me mastah pick me"

>>34445491
what would be best?

>>34445454
Mofu basketball

>>34445454
shog milkshake

>>34445454
>Group of monsters cornering a group of men, make one of them extra smug
>Smug monster gains background face in (monogamous) orgy scene
>Orgy over, smug monster goes to refuel with a slice of pizza
>Horrified once she looks into the mirror and realizes she still has background face

>>34445532
Popura chan is for monstetization and breeding. Such smol perfection she is

>>34445586
You get to choose the monster she turns into, call it.

>>34445594
Baph is the obvious answer, but a smol Catgirl or elf would be fun

>>34444806
More of a snake guy, but I wouldn't be bothered. I think horses can make for great friends and some more profiles would be cool if they're done well.

>>34445566
listen to your heart

>>34445608
>Baph is the obvious answer
Is it? Because she strikes me as way more of a kobold.

>>34445190
I really want to see what the Konosuba girls would monsterize into. Aqua might keep her current form because she is a goddess, but I think her carefree party-girl side would make her an excellent Satyros.

>>34445619
i did, it said kot

Gazer's buttermilk-like soft pussy to kiss, sniff her bushy locks of pube hair, feel your way up to her soft hairy butthole that you'll be eating out before you lick and clean up her salty sour musky black goo she secretes. You're a really slutty boy for the Gazer.

>>34445765
cute cot

>>34445767
why is this gazer trying to make me like her when I loved her from the start

>>34445454
Draw succubus holding a tube of Sinep in front of a mirror.

Big fluffy ears

good night, will dream of happy times with wurmy

>>34445823
I wanna bury my head in there and blow.

>>34445803
crippling self confidence issues thinly veiled by bluster.

>Surely you wouldn't molest your drunk boss after work, would you anon?

>>34445854
Of course not. That would be unprofessional. See you at work tomorrow!

>>34445854
I wouldn't, I'm saving myself for marriage. Goodnight boss, I'm going home.

>>34445854
nah, why would i. she does hound over me more and tells me to strip but turn around for an extra raise

>>34445854
No, ma'am, I don't believe in dipping my pen in the company ink. I'm gonna go flirt with the bartender while that cab I called for you comes, okay?

>>34445854
if i do, i better get a raise and an promotion

>>34445854
Is that a challenge?

my dick is hard and ready to penetrate a monster girl

>>34445262
I hate that I can read that

You know how petting a dog while playing tug of war with them drives them crazy, right? If I pet and praise a Hellhound when she tries to assert dominance on me, will she enter super-rape mode?

What happens if you eat a Demon's contract

>>34446018
You could call it that.
She might call it love-snu, but it’s going to be one hell of a ride.

>>34446046
The contract is magical. The state of the paper it was written on is irrelevant.
That said I'd imagine eating the contract would be stupid because no doubt it's charged with magical energy.

>>34446087
>anon keeps turning polka-dotted at random intervals for the next month
He should be glad that’s all that happened honestly. Magic contamination can be no joke.

>>34446087
I like those contact based fiend pacts. Non-stop imp pranks

Wait, this isn't bible study....

>>34446189
Song of Solomon, bro

>>34446189
Nah this is Bibble study

>>34446189
You shoulda realized that the moment you saw the bike shorts.

>>34446189
it's a reenactment of that part where the dude wrestles an angel.

>>34446087
Yeah but what if it's unsigned

>>34444415
What requirements are needed for anyone to move to and live in the Royal Makai? Im betting people who do love monstergirls might try moving into and living in the Royal Makai to try courting, dating marrying a noble Monstergirl or gods forbid, a Lilim. Just so they could rise up to noble status.

But would there perhaps be rules laws imposed by the Demon Lord and her Hsubando themselves to prove if a person is worthy enough to move into and live in the Royal Makai? Just as a means to deter free loaders who think they can try marrying any of their Lilim daughters of think they can rise up into Noble Status just by marrying the local upper class and Nobility residing in the Royal Makai?

>>34445854
What are you talking about? You're the one molesting me most of the time, after you let yourself into my house half the time.

>>34446296
Then it can't hold negative values.

>>34446415
Reaching a Lilim without getting married on the way is all the trial needed.

>>34446189
>hellhound grind 3
where are the other 2 you sonuvabitch

>>34446476
Okay, maybe I should've also included this:

What law or requirement is there for anyone, both human and or monstergirl, needed to do in order to become citizens and permanent residents of the Royal Makai? What is the immigration policy for the Royal Makai? Again, as a means to deter freeloaders who think they can get some sort of special noble status if they marry a local upper class or noble citizen of the Royal Makai, or any other undesired type of individuals?

>>34446521
No one is undesirable among Lilith's children and their spouses. Everyone is welcomed.

>>34446521
>Q: Do you live here?
>If yes, you are a citizen.
>If not, you aren’t a citizen. However this can be easily remedied! Check out the helpful advice on the next page, or visit any one of our official embassies. We hope to see you soon!

Have the Sabbath or the Gremlins made motorcycles yet? Has Druella made highways yet?

>>34446645
Are you sure you would want gremlins to make the motorcycles? Because if the grems made the motorcycles, at least 86% of it would be dedicated to molesting the rider

Hello anons. Look at your wan, now back to me, now back at your wan, now back to me. Sadly she isn't me, but if she stopped using ladies' scented body wash and switched to Old Spice she could smell like she's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat, with the wan your wan could smell like. What's in your hand? I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your wan smells like Old Spice and not a kobold. I'm on a bicorn.

>>34446812
OOOOOOOOOOH
FLAME SAX

>>34445765
This is really cute!

>>34445409
I wish I had an elegant looking kot that went into rip&tear mode whenever she was in heat

>>34446484
They're just previous versions of the drawing over the year or 2

>>34446484
>>34446936
nov 2019, april 2020 and april 2021

>>34446805
Grems are cute.

Bird girls for domestic ownership because they're too dumb to take care of themselves when?

>>34446273
NOOOOO! I CAN'T LOSE TO MICE!

I want to -be- the Ushi

>>34447360
Getting alped into an ushi would be something of an accomplishment. It'd also make you impossible to bully.

>>34447360
>bully a gay twink in high school after he confessed to You
>he alps into Ushi and comes back for You
What would You do?

>>34447409
Accept broken pelvis

>>34445854
Nope. See you on Monday.

>>34447409
>What would You do?
It's really more like "what would You have done to You?" And the answer is "yes."

>monster girls hear about nofap
>they become the most aggressive supporters of it, because they find it offensive that so much coom is wasted on tissues

Support nofap & yesbareback.
Your local monster girls are with you all the way.

>>34447576
>>they become the most aggressive supporters of it
Based Monster Girls, how can human women ever hope to compete?

>>34447628
Holopill me on why Wolf like apple

>>34447713
It's a metaphor, like in the Bible

>>34444987
Good:
Giving a mino a hug
Bad:
Trying to wriggle out of her grip when she's asleep

>>34445409
Mino loving gives bruises all over

Regular humans stand no chance against monsters in a one-on-one fight, but I'm sure incubi could give even the mid-tier monsters a run for their money.

>>34447921
I like to heacannon that out
makes a lot of thing boring if people cant do jack shit in an encounter

>>34448051
CANON, IT'S FUCKING CANON

>>34447921
Incubi and heros are creatures of limitless potential. Most powerful of them was able to whoop Lilith's ass, but he decided to fug it instead.

>>34447921
Incubi absolutely can give most, if not all, mamono a run for their money.
They have the potential to attain demigod-tier power.

I don't know the canon-specifics, but to me, a regular human is going to struggle against most mamono.

Quick, Anon, hide! A group of lilims are on the hunt and they are heading this way!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmSkJoNAd98&list=OLAK5uy_l3vIdOkO8fbDPievaN-y4PtSIxuXNBpbU

>>34448334
I'll make it look like I've scaled out the window whilst in reality I'm hiding in the wardrobe, their one minded pursuit should have them half way across town before they realise they've been had

>>34447772
For what?

>>34448334
well anons where would (you) hide?

>>34448442
SEX

>>34448334
Oh no... Someone please save me from the demon lords incredibly hot and horny daughters.

>>34448334
I for one welcome our new mamono overlords

>>34448334
Gonna stand my ground with my totally human knight wife!

>>34448457
I stand my ground and tell Mari that she can never retcon her triple digit body count. One more dick isn't gonna fill the void.

>>34448842
You've fucked yourself. Not only is the Lilim annoyed that you're calling her a slut but it's not even Mari that found you.

>>34448481
>dark elf adventurers hear your call for help

>>34448334
A helpful wurm has offered to dig an escape tunnel for me.
Surely I'll be safe from horny Lilims underground.

>>34448221
Being an incubus doesn't automatically give you any power or fighting ability other than what ever enhancements you get to live with your wife comfortably and maybe some durability from being infused with the extra mana needed to become an incubus. Becoming an incubus is like breaking the experience cap like in a video game. Most incubi don't specifically train in anything other than having sex with their wife a lot, so most incubi are super humanly good at sex. In order to be good at something besides sex you need to actually train in it to go beyond the human limits in that specific skill.

>>34448987
Hopefully my head maid kiki can teach me some fencing and cqc

>>34447921
I think incubi are capable of power on par with Heros.

>>34444910
Kelpie?

>>34448481
Being a breeding slave would eventually become depressing

>>34447921
They have to be strong to fend off other monstergirls who tries to bully their waifu

>>34444910
Sleipnir

>>34449107
No it wouldn't, you'd have so many kids you wouldn't know who to pat on the head first

Heroes are literally just incubi but with holy magic whatever the fuck instead of mamono mana. Change my mind.

>>34449085
Only if they train in those specific skills.
>Although many of you may already know this, this talk is about what it is like to turn into "Heroes" or "Incubi".
>These terms refer to condition where an ordinary human has their 'limits as a human' removed by receiving tons of mana for various reasons. Think of it like having your level caps removed in RPGs.
>Incubi and Heroes are the same thing in principle; their only difference is the nature of the mana received: whether it was from Gods or from MGs.
>Heroes and Incubi have a great amount of mana stored in them, so their basic physical stats are very high, (For example, you can get things like HP +1000, Def +500, ability to endure critical blows and stay at 1 HP etc, etc.)
>But they only had their level caps removed, meaning you don't get automatically strong in battles just because you have become a Hero or get to be good in sex just because you have become an Incubus.
>The apparent power of Heroes are actually from their trainings all paying off at once when blessed. This is because by removing the level cap, the stacked-up EXPs from their trainings made their level jump.
>This means if you did not go through any trainings beforehand, even if you get blessed, only your basic physical stats will go up and you will not get that strong. Think of it like those Lv.1 Heroes.
>Only by leveling up by going through trainings can you become strong to inhuman levels.
>So, in theory, anybody can become a Hero if you get blessed and receive mana from God. But since getting actually strong solely relies on your efforts to overcome human limits, there only exists a few Heroes.
>This in other words mean there can be ordinary people who are actually a Hero.
>On the other hand, you normally become an Incubus by having a repeated sex with MGs. This means your EXPs in sex will stack up and once your level caps are removed by becoming an Incubus your level of abilities related to sex will jump, for example like ability to give pleasure to MGs or receiving pleasures from MGs.

>>34449156
>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likely that they will be befuddled by their state where they just can't stop cumming and their erections not going away, thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.
>Also, since amount of cum relies on basic physical stats, it seems Heroes can also cum a lot more than ordinary people, too. Though not on the level of Incubi.
>This sums up the part of battles and sex. But there are other areas as well where you can break limit by becoming a Hero or Incubus.
>Since the areas where its level caps were removed by Gods usually reflect the intention of the God that had blessed you to some degree, the Heroes blessed by the Chief Goddess nearly all have their abilities related to battle and magic unlocked.
>On the other hand, if one were to become a "Hero" by the blessings of the God of Art, they can create masterpiece paintings or songs that are so magical people can be overwhelmed by emotions just by taking a glimpse of it. Or if one were to be blessed by the God of Knowledge, they can become scholars with inhuman capabilities like ability to process things inside their head with computer-like speed.
>These blessings from 'minor Gods' tend to be given out unknowingly and don't involve grandiose rituals usually seen when Chief Goddess gives her blessings so people often don't recognize Heroes who were born this way, even including the ones who have been blessed.
>In Incubi's cases, however, they usually have abilities related to sex break limit because of the way they were born, but since their creation doesn't carry any deity's intentions it is possible for them to be on superhuman level in any area they like, provided they put enough effort in it.
>An artist who was able to fully display their talent by becoming a Hero or an artist who did the same by becoming an Incubus. If they both put the similar efforts in, it would be impossible to tell who is a Hero or who is an Incubus, except checking for what kind of mana they possess or whether or not they have a MG for a waifu. Of course, it is always possible that one can be both Hero and Incubus as well.
>Also, among Heroes, the ones blessed by Eros have their abilities related to courting and their charisma unlocked, and the ones blessed by Fallen Gods have their sex abilities unlocked so it is very hard to tell the difference between them and an actual Incubus.
>Next are Incubi's lifespans. Their increase in lifespan has actually nothing to do with being an Incubus per se, just having a high level of mana making you live long.
>The reason why Incubi's lifespan become similar to that of their waifus' is because by having a lot of sex with them, their manas fuse and combine, becoming inflated and then proceeding to circulate around them. (By this,) Husband's everything becomes MG's while MG's everything also becomes their husband's.
>Heroes, while not as much as Incubi, also experience increase in lifespan because of their high mana level. This is reason why you can see sage-like old men live over 120 as if it's nothing.

>>34447921
Depends on the incubus, most aren't that strong if they weren't heroes, and they have no need to fight monsters, /tg/fag

>>34449171
>So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likely that they will be befuddled by their state where they just can't stop cumming and their erections not going away, thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.
Oh no! I would be a living sex toy for sadistic mamono in this vulnerable state!

>>34449223
You'd be irresistable Manticore chow!

>>34449223
[excited Manticore noises]

>>34449250
>>34449283
>intial incubus state
>plus manticore venom
I feel like they would have to teach how to talk and walk again after they are done with me.

>>34449171
>>34449223
Imagine getting isekai'd straight into the DL's castle and you just instantly faint from all that mana while shooting jizz everywhere.

>>34449339
>Start ranting about bullshit spawn and RNG while an arch-succ is dragging you away for "processing"

>>34449374
>NOOOOO PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME
>being a househusband is fine

I went to /x/ and saw a succubus summoning thread. Should I try it? Can I summon a holstaur instead?

>>34449622
>/x/
anon most of their stuff just involves doing a lot of drugs and thinking real hard whilst you overdose

>>34449622
Not a good idea to summon a holst.
You might end up in the secret holst level.

>yandere jubjub forcing you to drink her "love nectar"

>>34449709
I'd rather drink her milk desu.

She's a cute spider

>>34449709
I heard she makes great buiscuits

>>34449665
PORTAL ROADS TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
HOLSTAUR PLAINS
MINO MAMMAAAAA

I do want to see more stories where a lilim does corruption

Chainsaws were invented for childbirth

>>34449841
Why do I feel the need to pick up a Grem out of her machine and out her in my lap?

Consider: Brown Jubs

>>34449854
Gremlins are made for bullying.

hors tummies

>>34449911
this rare breed is found in Summerville isles along with their fairskinned sisters

>Years have passed from current MGE time
>War is pretty much over, the first male incubus children have been born a while ago
>Unbeknowst to everyone, the Demon Lord had quite possibly the first male child, but didn't give a huge announcement since he wanted him to live a normal life
>He has white hair and red eyes, but otherwise he mostly blends in with the other human males, probably the son of a arch imp

>Alex's 12 years old by now
>Local MG are becoming horny
>Haughty Succubus finally decides to engage with him when he's leaving school
>Face gets blasted by his innate Nymphomancy and becomes a cumming wreck
>I seriously want to see a good greentext with a incubus boy in it but I don't know how to write one, pls no bully.

>>34449582
I want to rape an asanagi shortstack, but in a good and loving way.

>>34449931
Sabbath tummies

>>34449959
>The only man who can impregnate the ancient dragon

>>34449965
It must be done by you alone and you must take responsibility afterwards.
That is the true way.

Which monster girl has the most powerful leglock?

>>34450091
Are we counting snakes?

I want a CC oni

>>34449974
>public display of lewdness
No television for a week little missy.

>>34449809
Who about a story where lilims get called out on their BS

>>34450124
*How

>be son of wurm
>have shovel near at all times cause digging is in my genes
>have turned 13
>the girls and teachers are given me weird looks now
>one of the teachers, ms. baileen tries to touch me in my no no place.
>I get out of her grasp, and dig like my life depended on it
>everytime a monster girl tries to rape me, I dig until they have left
> I have kept my virginity for 3 years like that
>no one can best me and shovel.
>I named her Dixie cause she my special gal
>It was only right to give her a name

>>34450098
Everything

What monster would have the best fat tanline-adorned mesugaki butt?

>>34450144
Probably a lot of cool mamono and creatures you can meet in the underdark.

>>34450261
Not if the sandworms get to him first.

>>34450261
Every mamono of the underdark is a friend of Anon Wurmson. He's like the local legend.

>>34450302
He's not in the desert though. What he'll run into is Ants. Ants! ANTS!

>>34450330
>Dark Elf gropes Wurmborn
>FUSRODAH.gif
>does a 360 and digs away

>>34450394
I bet the dark elves don't touch him. He is respected for his skills. Revered even.

Monstergirls to bear with an actual retard? Asking for myself.

>>34450542
Shog

>>34450542
Wurm, takes one to know one.

>>34450542
learncow

Need me a BEEG girl I can sleep on top of after she bruises my pelvis.

>>34450684
She'd be the smarter one of the two though.

>>34450684
2 idiots in love is just a disaster in waiting

>>34450542
Shog will take care of you.

>>34450782
Omnia victis amor

>>34450753
What about two

>>34450689

>>34450102
And CC onis want you

>>34451033
Even better.

>>34450470
>be son of wurm again
>Dixie ain't lookin so hot, so i go to the underdark to find a repair shop, so I get her fixed and see if the old gal can be reinforced.
>find dwarf shop
>They look at me as if I was some legend
>I m kinda creeped out, but I have some business to attend to.
>I ask the dwarf lady to see if she can fix her and reinforce her
to be cont.

>>34451105
This is a 5 tit-a-nite job

>>34450242
Yeti, she's always wearing a fur bikini with the sun reflecting off snow to tan her nicely

>>34451152
>the lady says its a 5 tit-a-nite job.
>I don't know what that means but for dixie, I'll do anything
>I agree and ask her how am I gonna pay?
>As i reach for my pocket to pay, she pulls my hands and says follow me
>I follow her into her bedroom
>She begins to undress

>>34446952
2 > 1 >> 3

>>34451274
Mamano mana hurry! Change dixie into a monstergirl to protect him!

>>34451274
Wurmborn doesn't even know what titanite is?

>>34451319
he is wurmborn after all

>>34444415
that's a cool raiju, is she doing ballet?

My Wurm is royalty, half magic and even got LEGS! Beat that!

>>34451319
>titanite
>tight at night
Those lewd dorfs

>>34451431
is it a wurm, or is it just a dragon who calls herself a wurm cause she doesn't want to be known as a stupid dragon

>>34451466
At least originally a Wurm. ''Supreme King Dragon'' monsters in yugioh were all... well, 3/4 were corrupted in their current forms. They were all basically digimons with human versions, normal versions, evolved versions, corrupted versions, fused versions etc.

fuck shogfags, they're annoying as shit.

>>34451533
but anon, think about this: which waifufags aren't annoying

>>34451533

>>34451533
shogposting is rare and a welcome sight compared to the spam you get with wurms and whatever this digging shit is

>>34451562
ah the maid paradox
>do as master says
>let master hurt himself
a mandatory lesson in ethics and psychology at the maid academy

Assuming you gain Nobility or Royalty status because of marrying a upper class nobility Monstergirl. Or marrying the relative of a Lilim (who is also a relative of the Demon Lord herself), what fancy posh noble Royal name might you and your Royal Mamono Waifu have?

Examples of posh hoity toity Royal names I could think of:

>Var After
>Aep Dahey
>Morvain
>Rothschild
>Avington
>Buckingham

What'd might it be?

>>34451598
I wouldn't say that it's rare, but I agree, it is much more bearable than wurmfag and his furry-tier oc that he keeps plagueing the thread with.

>Come to Summersville for the annual Volcano 'Suppression' Celebration!
>Sign up for the lottery to win a huge prize!
>'Prize' is being sacrificed to the volcano and being husbandod by the oldest, single Magma golem inside the Volcano complex.

>>34451533
signed, yours truely >

>>34451674
No catnip for a week

>>34451674
>cheshire why did you turn me into a dolphin
>in fact how did you do it
>nyohohoho

>>34451234
I don't know about that, yetis are already dark-skinned and don't have the right mentality.

>>34445490
now this will be next, any more requests

Red goats

>>34451637
I think master's wellbeing comes before anything else, no?

>>34451674
I'm gonna put my thumb in her butt. That'll show that cheeky kot.

>>34451771
>no footjob potential
not with that attitude

>>34451731
A slime girl at a tanning salon with one of those metal reflecting things getting upset that she isn't tanning

>>34451771
>Tfw no cheshire to give you a mean handy

>>34451771
If Chesh is best at handy then who's the worst? I doubt Bapho could be THAT mogged

>>34451842
bapho doesnt give mean handjobs she gives nice ones

>>34451842
any of the harpys

KC said:

>Rosary of Eros god that glows pale pink when you feel love for your companion! And Sister Hellhound, whose rosary hangs from her neck all the time while her husband is reversing, keeps shining!

What? Sister Hellhound?!

>>34451687
>cheshire discovers the prehensile might of anon's mad dolphin cock
not gonna be smug for much longer

>>34451766
Hmmmm, she can try but this nice blue goat told me about the light and repopulating her homeland.
Can't really remember much after that.

Nothing gets me harder than imagining being tied up by an arachne and he cupping my balls with her long spider fingers

>>34451817
what ended the smug?

>>34451792
nice, any more?

>>34451947
cat detectors

>>34451903
Aggressive love is still love.

>>34451947
Years ago you were ripped away from her world, and your soul was sent to this one. She misses you dearly, and you're forever separated from her.

Ms. Lich always looks so dead serious

a bapho has three fingers, why?

>>34452093
Charon shut up shut up

Are CAT detectors legal in the Cat Kingdom?

>>34452121
they are mandatory, how else would you know if it really is a CAT kingdom

>>34452093
I miss oni tengu

>>34452093
I will now plant my face in this lich's breasts.

>>34452132
damn, the jinkos must be kinda pissed whenever they go over there. They are proud tigers yet are called cats

I want to watch a movie about their adventures. Paladin-san is looking for monsters and Cheshire-chan tagged along.

>>34451933
Blue goats are boring and vanilla. Red goats however can teach you so many things.

>>>34443818
The way monsters dress is a hint as to what they want, which is why most of them are half naked at any given time. It's also why despite how they act ryus are always asking for a breast holder

Would telling a lich "I want you to raise my child" be good pick-up line or is it too morbid?

>>34452255
Gives a new meaning to "cup-bearer"

>>34452235
You say that but the blue goat has been teaching me about their reproductive systems alongside her glowing goat friend.

>>34452255
>anon in the bottom
this is what he gets for calling her old

>>34452256
She could take that literally and try to raise a deceased child

>>34444608
>Flora is just the equivalent of God drawing dicks in his middleschool yearbook
This could easily go into autistic territory but I wonder if people (monsters included) from mge would have difficulty wrapping their heads around our concept of God

elow the thunders of the upper deep,
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

>>34452427
*Bloop*

>>34452427
>>34452446
adorable, she deserves some headpats

Why would you even want to side with The Order? They don't even have cute girls you can party up with.

>>34452204
>Coming to a theater this summer
>A Bold Knight finds adventure and love on his quest to return home

>>34452427
>>34452446
Release the Kraken!

>>34452501
Di-di-dii-diii-di-di-dii!

>>34452507
release in the kraken

>>34452500
They've got a pretty solid formula of sending out 1 guy and 1 or more sexually frustrated women into enemy territory.

That's a fancy pen you got there anon. How about we try it out?

>>34452644
>"yeah... I know just what I want to do with it"
>uncap pen
>pull out sheet of paper
>draw the cool S
>sit back in my chair and smugly wait for the demon to praise me

>>34452278
>>Gives a new meaning to "cup-bearer"
>pharaohs cupbearer anon
>expert at sniffing out poison and has foiled many plots both by apophis and others
>pouring out the morning wine when anon notices some discolouration
>alerts the pharaoh that there may be apophis venom in her drink but he needs to make sure
>takes a sip and swishes the liquid around in his mouth without swallowing
>pharaoh asks if it was apophis and anon spits the liquid out and answers yes
>pharaoh tells him to double check
>as anon obliges the pharaoh stands then grabs his head and forces her tongue into his mouth
>anon is so shocked he can't prevent some of the concoction from spilling into her mouth which she greedily swallows or spits back into his mouth
>when the mouthful of venom wine is gone the pharaoh tells her cupbearer they need to hurry and finish breakfast
>and to set the rest of the corrupted drink aside for later when he's going to receive a reward for his continued loyalty
Alternatively a crueler pharaoh would force her cupbearer to drink the entire jug of wine "just to make sure" then dickthrone him during court, or even make him share it with one of the servant girls then lock them in a room together until lunchtime where the entire process repeats itself.

>>34452644
okay, i'll try write something, hope ya don't mind my chicken scratch

>>34452558
I want to fight monsters with my platonic female companion!

>>34452644
She thinks she's smooth but she looks more like picrel

You should always tease whatever complex your wife has

>>34452677
>the cool S
man I haven't seen one of those things in like a decade
they were pretty cool

>>34452558
they're completely infiltrated and controlled by monsters aren't they?

>>34452644
Pen is where?

>>34452758
What a cutie. I would sign her contract after negotiating that we don't have sex while she's younger and I get to raise her into a confident intelligent young lady who I pamper every day

>>34452677
>>34452773
It took me like 5 minutes to figure out what the cool S was now I feel a flashback overtaking me

>>34452785
what gave it away?

>>34452644
Do you think demons get disappointed when a guy pulls out a Bic pen to sign instead of something fancy?

For me it's being hooked by the family of a mg. I dunno why though, probably because it shows their mutual love as sisters as well as their approval to you.

>>34452849
they get wet from the ergonomics of it

>>34452826
>brain dead leadership
>endless husband farm
>all competent agents and generals disappear rather quickly
>women wear skimpy outfits
>large chunk of "heroes" are little more than boys
>only reason chief god keeps sending them support is because she's sulking in her room

>>34450753
Manticores after marriage

>>34452688
Smug and teasing Pharaoh is so good

>>34449622
/x/ anons that hang out in succ threads are amatures that can only manage to summon a thoughtform that assrapes them at their best.

>>34452872
can i make an exchange?

>>34452872
Remember that summoning ancient spirits to be your wife is a legitimate way to court someone.

>>34448334
Go, Anon, I'll distract them! Tell them not to light the candles on my retirement cake just yet...

>>34453023
>Not just summoning all three to have as your wife.

>>34452644
Does she want me to sign her bountiful demon milkers?

>>34452872
The question is how do you get a monster family to like you enough that they hook you up with one of their siblings.

>>34453023
Per Hollow Ataraxia she kind of can turn into Gorgon at will if she overuses the Monstrous Strength. Also if her shampoo is charged with mana her hair will become living snakes against her will.
That's why she takes care to never use that skill too much. Medusa always feared if she became Gorgon again she'd start a murder rampage.
But sure, why not.

>>34453083
Build up your reputation enough in town and they'll practically be begging to set you up with her.

>>34453091
>Max bond when she uses it too much
>Only murdering she does is of your pelvis.

>>34452849
In this day and age they may well be surprised you have a pen on your person at all. A black or blue G2 might be enough to make some wet.

>>34453091
Where to buy magic shampoo?

>>34453083
ya help out and are there to help when times are rough and help hookup the other single members of the the family

>>34453065
>demon excited that you share her body writing fetish

>>34453125
i wonder what would they do if I pulled out a fountain pen?

>>34452872
I love it when the girl becomes the gift. Imagine a tanuki family offering you a loan and presenting a tied up nuki in a wedding dress as part of the offer.

>>34453125
Either charge some yourself OR go to your local TanuMart

>>34453083
>Build up a friendship with the girl
>elder sisters notice she likes (You) but are too dense for that
>elder sisters are protective tsunderes so they research everything about you even the asshole
>you aren’t greek, so you pass 90% of the evaluation by default already
>force a marriage
>sharing is caring
Simple

>>34453187
>demon uncontrollably starts fingering herself when you pull out a quill and ink

>>34453210
then you draw dickbutt in high realism

>>34452644
>pull out a knife
>"so I gotta sign this thing in blood, right?"